All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S01E02 - Cheat (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

I'm so glad you enjoyed your cruise,
Mother.

Yes, you told me all about the
islanders.

Please stop calling them that.

Because we don't use that word anymore.

I'd love to come and see you, but I've
got a cold.

And two, see?

Actually, I should lie down.

Really, I must be going. I'm very ill.

I'm hanging up, dear. Stop talking.

Don't tell me she managed to make it
back alive again.

Next time, you should send her somewhere
really exotic.

Smother her with a pillow.

How dare you talk about her like that?
Oh, please.

All that money and the nicest present
she ever gave us was breaking her leg

Christmas.

Well, I never spoke poorly of your
mother.

Well, that's because my mother had the
decency to know the appropriate time to

die. A characteristic you both don't
share, unfortunately.

Although the way you look this morning,
I'll be surprised if you make it to tea

time.

Bugger, I've got to look my best. I've
got this fan club screening of my Doctor

Who episode this week.

What can I do to look younger?

Not go?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? You've
always been jealous of my success. It is

sad.

I feel sad for you. You're a poor, sad,
invisible little man.

one of your teeth just fell out.

I get it.

Any time I'm walking away from you, I
can feel the blood start returning to my

veins.

Hello, Ash.

It's Ash.

Our new neighbour.

Hope it's not too early. Of course not.

Freddy, don't stand so close to the boy.

His breath is nothing to be alarmed
about, Ash. It's just his inside

Would you like a cup of tea?

That'd be great, thanks. Yeah.

I've got a bit of a problem.

Ah. And I don't have anyone else to talk
to.

You remember that girl from back home I
told you I was seeing?

Tracy.

Stupid man.

Yes, of course we remember. How can we
help?

She says she doesn't want to see me
anymore, but... I really like her and I

don't know what to do.

She sounds like a complete idiot. Good
riddance, I say.

I never seem to know what girls want.
Oh, women just want somebody to make

feel special.

A little kindness goes a long way.

Oh, for Christ's sake, Violet. Why don't
you have a call first?

Ash, you remember our friend, Violet?

Hi. So nice to see you again, Ash.

Does it make you uncomfortable if I tell
you the musculature of your chest

reminds me of a cousin from my youth?

It makes me feel very uncomfortable.

I love how playful you are.

Ash was just telling us about this drug
-addicted slag who's broken his heart.

She's actually a nurse.

Well, maybe you should try dating
someone a bit older.

Yeah, Violet, stop turning your head to
flirt.

Your neck keeps cracking.

Ash was asking for advice about women.

Then why did he come here?

We don't like those kinds of jokes.

Look, Ash, if this is a girl that you
like, you should just tell her how you

feel. Does that really work? Of course.
You need to be direct.

Women are less forthcoming than men.

Is that cotton?

Why are you here, Violet? Oh, I suppose
I thought we could all spend the day

together.

We can't. We're shopping today. Freddy
needs a new coat for

his Doctor Who screening.

Apparently, I have been voted the tenth
most popular villain of all time.

Does something like that even mean
anything?

Uh, I don't know.

Of course it means something.

And I don't need a new coat. The one
I've got is perfectly fine. It's not

perfectly fine. You've had it for ages.

All right, stop spitting.

So, um, which villain did you play?

I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Everybody go home.

Why is it all so bright and garish? It's
like walking into Elton John's dressing

room. I don't like it here. Let's go.

Nonsense. We're getting you a new coat.
But why do I need a new coat? I just got

this last year. You did not get that
last year. Well, recently.

Look, here's a ticket stub for Lawrence
of Arabia.

All right, let's go.

We're not leaving.

It was a little longer than I
remembered.

Oh, now, what about this one?

Oh, I like that. Oh, that would be
perfect for the screening. Everybody

anybody's going to be there.

Who exactly?

Doctor Who.

Oh, God, has your memory gone now, too?

Oh, no, that can't be right. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Arsehole.

They make me nervous, all these young
people skittering about like mice,

desperate to get back onto the internet.

Let's just pay for it and go. No,
actually, I think we can probably find

something better elsewhere.

Actually,

that works.

You know...

When we filmed that Doctor Who episode,
I never dreamt it would become one of

the most iconic roles of my career.

Or only.

Well, I think it's quite exciting,
Freddy.

Thank you, Penelope. Now, is it a
television programme we're talking

book?

It's a television programme. What's the
matter with you? How could it be a book?

I'm sorry, I'm only half paying
attention.

But I got a lot right before this.

You're doing fine, darling.

Fred is the actor, right, or is it the
other one?

Stuart. My name is Stuart.

And we've known each other for 50 years.

Of course I know your name, Stuart.

You're all invited to the screening.

Except you.

It's going to be quite the evening.

Will there be a lot of single men?

It's a science fiction fan club event.

They'll be single, but they'll be
disgusting.

I'm a broadcase. I am over 40.

So are you, because I thought you were
still 39.

Oh, it is rather stressful coming here.

And Penelope, of course.

Stuart, don't just stand there like a
lump. Get Ash a drink.

I haven't been offered a drink. Then get
up and get one.

I'll get you a drink, Penelope. Thank
you, Stuart.

So, what is it we can do for you, Ash?

More problems with the ladies?

I'm afraid so.

They are a lot of work.

Men, on the other hand, are simpler.

Take Stuart and me, it's just fun, fun,
fun all the time.

Isn't that right, Stuart?

Yes, it's like living in Disneyland.

Well, I'm not a lot of work, Ash.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I hope not.

I just wish I knew how to win, Tracy
Buck.

Didn't you tell her how you felt?

Yes, but she still doesn't want to see
me anymore.

What about a gift?

Penelope and I could take you shopping.

That's a great idea.

Stuart, what about some lunch?

No, I can't. I got an appointment.

I'll be gone all day.

Best of luck, Ash.

Where the hell are you going? I told you
I have an appointment.

If you die before I come home, I'll say
goodbye now.

All these girls prostitutes.

No, that's just how they dress.

Everyone's very proud of their vaginas
now.

In our day, you never discuss such
things.

I've never even seen mine.

Why are we looking for a gift for Tracy
in the men's department?

I thought I might get you a little
something first.

Perhaps a T -shirt or swimming trunk?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, we won't know until you start
trying them on, will we?

I like this one.

I'm not sure.

Just try it on.

Oh, Father, no!

What is it? Isn't that... That...
Stuart!

I was getting there.

What are you doing talking to that man?

I've no idea.

Looks like he's flirting.

We'd better go. I don't want him to see
us. And with such a younger man, too.

Where's his self -respect?

It's way too small.

Oh, well, let's just get a quick photo
so we can be certain.

Oh, I've just checked on the dog. He's
looking really splendid for 20.

I think I saw his tail move.

He's having a good day.

Yes. Where are you going all tarted up?
If I told you, I'm going to see my

mother. Tell her I said hello and to
walk toward the light.

you have such a problem with my mother.
She's always been kind to you.

She sent you a birthday card.

One card on my 30th birthday and she
signed it, I think it's time you found a

wife.

Still, it was thoughtful.

Now make sure you take Balthazar outside
and hold him up while he does his

business. Then you can put him back to
bed.

Oh, and remember to flip him over onto
the side that still has fur.

All right, I'll remember.

Oh, God, what was I supposed to do?

Hello?

Oh, hello, Mrs Bixby.

No, this isn't Stuart, this is Freddy.

Yes, the actor.

Yes, I'm still living here.

Because I'm not looking for a wife.

Anyway, Stuart should be there shortly.

Isn't he coming to see you?

I see. Oh, I must be mistaken. Would you
excuse me?

Splendid catching up, dear... horrible
old cat.

Oh, my, thank God you're there.

It's Freddy. You must come over right
away.

Hang on.

There's somebody at the door.

Are you always out there?

I was just popping round.

What's wrong?

It's Stuart.

I think he's having an affair.

Are you certain?

He's been sneaking around for days, and
now he's lied about where he's going.

Oh, my.

There's just one thing that doesn't make
any sense.

What's that?

Who the hell would want to shag Stuart?

I don't understand.

How could Stuart be seeing another man?

I've been nothing but loving for 48
years.

You must... I might be getting upset
over nothing.

Anyway, I should go.

You just got here.

Yes, but I was looking for Stuart and,
well, he's not here, so... You're acting

very strangely, Vi. You don't know
something, do you? Of course not. I saw

nothing.

Oh, hi.

I was just coming by to let you know
that I got back together with Tracy.

She loved the gift. I owe you one.

I'll try and remember.

Oh, that's wonderful, Ash.

Is everything okay?

I'm going through a bit of a personal
crisis.

There's nothing I want to talk about.

I guess I should also... Are you sure
you're all right?

Oh, you see right through me, Ash.

It's Stuart.

I'm afraid he's seeing somebody else. I
don't believe that.

Oh, Ash, you're so young, so naive.

You've no idea what men are like.

Well, I am a man, so I probably have a
bit of an idea.

I'm going to have to consider very
carefully how I'm going to handle this.

You could just talk to him.

I could.

Or...

I could emotionally torture him when he
gets home and then follow him next time

he leaves the house.

Yes, I think that's the winner.

Would you like a biscuit?

Oh, still alive.

Oh, good dog. Right, you can go back to
sleep now.

Yeah, morning.

I didn't hear you come in last night.

How is your mother?

Oh, fine. She sends her regards.

Does she?

Yes. She got some lovely colour on her
cruise.

Is she a darker shade of grey now?

Well, I must be going.

Actually, I've got a doctor's
appointment.

Do you?

What's wrong with you?

Aside from that visual horror show your
body has become.

I'm just having them check that my
stomach is still strong enough to stand

sight of you.

I'll be back in time to make it to your
screening.

Oh, I'm surprised you even remembered,
considering how many engagements you've

had lately. I'm suddenly living with
Peaches Geldof.

Do you even know who that is?

No.

Now, if you want, I'll paint your face
on when I come home.

So you'll at least resemble what you
used to look like.

He's just left.

I feel kind of weird about this, Freddy.

Ah, she helped you get back together
with that thug addict.

She's a nurse. So you keep saying. Now,
hurry.

Before we lose him.

Wait, wait, wait.

I've just got to poke the dog.

Oh, he's still alive.

Good boy.

All right, let's go.

I see you're back again with your horse.

What are you doing here? I followed you.

You followed me? Yes, I'm here to warn
you. Freddy knows you're having an

affair. How could you?

They've been together 48 years.

It's been a hideous 48 years, but it's
not right to judge.

Well, answer me.

I just want a suit. You make me sick.

You're buying him a suit?

No, he's buying a suit. I work here.

Oh.

It really looks quite lovely on you.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, I wanted to buy Freddie a new coat
for his screening tonight, but we

couldn't afford it.

And you know how he needs to feel that
he's the one supporting us? I didn't

him to know I'd taken this job.

Oh, Stuart.

Look there, Stuart, and he's with some
young man.

Wait, why is Violet with him? Please
don't let her make me try on speedos

Stuart, take me... Freddie must never
know.

The important thing is that we let him
keep his dignity.

Of course.

Hey, Doug, I need you to clean the stuff
from the toilet.

Oh, yes, Mr Harrison.

And what about your dignity?

Oh, long gone.

Stuart's working here and he was too
embarrassed to let me know.

How come?

Well, look at me. I have my career. He's
just a shop girl.

It's clear he's ashamed.

After all, my opinion means the world to
him.

Now, he can never know that I know.

Do you understand?

Of course.

I think he's seen us. What do we do?

Follow my lead.

So it's true.

Really? What are you doing here?

What am I doing here? I'm very
innocently buying swimming trunks for

think it's all too clear what you're
doing. What it is?

You're having an affair with this whore.

Oh,

sorry, you're getting that a lot today.

No, it's not what you think.

I think it's very obvious to everybody
what's going on here, wouldn't you say

so, Ash?

Not really.

All right, yes, I was considering having
an affair.

I knew it, Jezebel. Yes, but I couldn't
do it. I never had any real feelings for

Gerard Wilkerson.

I thought you could forgive me. It's
going to take a very, very long time,

shall probably lash out at you in cruel
ways, so be prepared, you stinking pile

of turd.

Thank you for being so understanding.

So Freddy still has absolutely no idea?

No, none. He still thinks that I almost
had an affair.

Freddy! Hurry up, dear. We don't want to
be late.

Don't rush me, you cheating slut.

And he's being very decent about it.

You two have a twisted relationship. You
do know that.

All couples are like this.

You wouldn't understand because you're
all alone.

Ash, I thought you were bringing your
girlfriend.

It actually didn't work out, after all.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Would you excuse me a moment, Violet?
Could you entertain Ash?

You remember our friend, Violet?

I don't understand, Ash. I thought you
were back together.

We were, but then I saw what Stuart did
for Freddy, taking a job and not letting

him know.

You knew Stuart was working there?

I kind of figured it out.

Well, he did that because he wanted
Freddie to think he was still able to

support them both.

His acting work isn't as frequent as it
used to be, I'm afraid.

Yeah, I kind of figured that out too.

You're a little brighter than I gave you
credit for, Ash.

Anyway, it made me realise I wasn't
ready to make that kind of sacrifice for

Tracy, so I ended it.

I want the kind of love they have one
day.

Where is that miserable piece of shit?

Walking corpse?

This is for you.

If your hands can stop shaking long
enough, maybe you can open it.

The coat I wanted.

I thought you could wear it tonight.

I am very proud of you.

Tenth most popular villain.

Thank you.

Oh, you look quite dashing.

And you don't look as revolting as you
usually do.

Let's go.

Let me just finish my last sip.

There.

Yes, I thought you were bringing your
girlfriend.

We're not together anymore.

Did she take an overdose?

No. She just wasn't the right girl.

Well, it's important you find the right
one, or you could get stuck with some

useless moron for a thousand years like
I did.

God, I hate you.

It's your fault. How is it my fault? It
was last week. You're in charge of the

diary. Your fault.

You said it was this week.

Well, I've got a lot going on.

You have nothing going on. You stay at
home all day eating chocolates.

You'd think you could remember one
thing. I'm returning that coat. Lord, I

want anything from you.

Tea? Yes, please.