All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S01E01 - Wake (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

At least he didn't suffer.

Oh, he did.

Oh, my.

That much?

Oh, well, I prefer to remember him as I
last saw him, being fed applesauce by a

Jamaican woman.

Wait a reminder, we should spend as much
time as possible with those we hold

dear while we're able. Anyway, thank you
for calling, Mother.

For a moment, I thought those high
-pitched piercing shrieks were coming

gaggle of schoolgirls.

But now I see it's just you.

I shan't be able to return to sleep now,
thanks much less. Who do you think you

are, the Earl of Grantham?

You're from Wigan.

It's better than being from Leidenstein.
How dare you!

I've been to Oxford.

Yes, for lunch.

So who were you squawking at on the
phone just now? My mum. If you must

Was she calling to tell you when she'd
be dying?

She was very distraught. Why, did you
finally tell her about us?

I'm waiting for the right time.

It's been 48 years.

And there has not been a right time.

No, please, don't pressure me. I'm very
emotional already.

We've had some frightful news.

Clive is dead.

Your mother is always the first to know
when someone dies.

Is she getting the news directly from
Satan?

I would think you'd be a little more
upset, considering your history.

Oh, it was a long time ago. We were all
in our early twenties.

What? I was 19. I wasn't in my twenties.

People used to think I was your nephew.

Yes, because you told them you were my
nephew.

Anyway, I don't feel bad about Clive. I
just hope he didn't suffer.

Apparently they had to cut a foot off,
so I assume there was some discomfort.

I dare say those thick ankles of his put
up quite a fight.

Who on earth is that?

I've absolutely no idea. Are you
expecting anybody? No, these aren't

are we?

Oh, this is outrageous.

You just don't go about ringing people's
doorbells. Just to see who it is, and

then put the whole ugly business behind
it. Well, I'm going to give this

intruder a real dressing down.

Oh. Oh.

Hello.

Can we help you with something?

Hush. I didn't even know that was a
name.

I was here to see about the flat.

Is it a bad time? No, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, not at all.

Great. Yes, great.

Can I get you some tea?

No, thanks. I just really like to see
the flat.

Oh, you've come to the wrong door, I'm
afraid. The flat, for rent, is one floor

up. Oh, sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I'm Freddy.

This is Stuart, my friend.

Freddy Thornhill.

You probably recognise me from the
television or stage. Do you go to the

often, Ash?

Am I saying that correctly?

Yeah. Ash, I don't get to the theatre
much.

Well, of course, you're a young man. You
do young man things.

I'm quite certain I'm old enough to be
your father. Yes, I'm quite certain.

My father's 46.

And so am I.

Do you mind if I use the toilet?

Mind? We'd be devastated if you didn't.

You are making such a fool of yourself.

But then you should leave.

It's quite clear he hates you.

You suppose he's family?

Oh, God.

It's so tricky to tell now.

I thought Graham Norton was straight.

Well, my dear Stuart, I will work it
out. After all, I did spend a year

the detective in the mousetrap. Oh,
please! Our postman's been in the

This is complete lunacy!

Like Victoria Station there!

It's Violet, darling.

I came as soon as I heard.

Oh, Clive. Yes, it's been a great shock,
as you can imagine.

Absolutely devastating.

Now, I must ask you... Anything,
darling?

Is Leytonstone any better than Wigan?

A bit, darling.

Bollocks.

I was thinking, perhaps we should host a
small gathering.

Here, tomorrow.

No, just our little cell. Oh, that would
be lovely.

I can't believe he's gone.

Dear sweet Clive, did you hear about the
foot?

Yes, unfortunate.

Oh, damn, I wanted to tell you.

Poor Freddy, you were quite close back
in the day.

Well, Clive was very much smitten with
me, that is true.

Oh, theft, really.

I was young, handsome, famous. You were
barely one of those things.

I'm just going to use the loo before I
go out.

There has to be somebody who hasn't
heard about that foot.

He's still in there.

Who's still in there? The young man who
came to see about the flat upstairs.

He's been in there ages.

Go and see what's going on. No, no, I
don't want to disturb him. It's very

to disturb attractive people.

Well, we can't leave him in there all
day.

You let a complete stranger use your
loo. What if he comes out and rapes me?

Let's cross that bridge when we come to
it, shall we?

Well, we tried.

So that's it, then? I don't see what
else we can do.

Well, try calling them again. No, you
try.

Oh, somebody do something. I'm so
frightened I'm going to be raped.

For God's sake, Violet, nobody wants to
rape you.

What an awful thing to say.

Thanks very much.

Of course.

Everything all right?

Yeah, sorry, just had to make a call.
Ah, a call to your... mate.

A close mate.

Oh, yes. I see.

And is this your special mate?

Uh, I don't know.

I should probably go and see that flat
now.

Has anybody ever said you remind them of
Zac Efron?

That's a person, right?

Or is it a place?

This is our friend Viola Dash.

Yes, she's our friend, and Stuart here
is my friend.

Uh, okay.

Haven't I seen you in my yoga class? I
go to yoga. I'm great fun.

I don't think so.

Well, I'm certain I know you.

Have you ever been to Zac Efron?

I'm covered either way now.

I should probably go.

It was nice meeting you all. And good
luck with the flat, and I do hope that

become neighbours.

And you can bring round here anybody you
like, boys, girls, whichever you

prefer.

Thanks.

Nicely done, Miss Marple.

I only hope his flesh didn't rot off
where you touched him.

I'm surprised you could see it through
the milky film, The Kocher Cataracts.

I'm going to make another pot of tea.

I never know when I'm going too far, but
I'm always so glad when I do.

Your mother looked well for someone who
doesn't have a heartbeat.

She always rallies for a funeral.

Do you know, Freddy, as grotesque a
thought as it is, you might have been

love of Clive's life.

I do believe I was.

It's sad that it should take the passing
of a dear friend to make me realise how

special I am.

Are you wearing mascara?

No.

Well, I must prepare for our guests. I
want everything to be perfect. I bought

two sandwiches that I can cut up into
sixteenths.

You're going to do it.

Oh, that is it.

We are disconnecting this bell.

Oh, hello.

It's Ash.

You will tell me if I'm ever pronouncing
that wrong.

Not bothering you?

Bothering us, we should give you a key.

I was just stopping by to let you know
that I got the upstairs flat.

Oh, goody.

In fact, I'm moving in today.

Oh, marvellous.

Stuart, my friend, will be so pleased.

You remember him, shrunken old gnome?

Great. I was spending time with OAPs.
Oh.

No, I'm not one. He is not me.

Sometimes I do pretend to be in order to
get concessions at the cinema, but they

don't usually believe me.

Will you excuse me just for a moment?
And do not look at my wards while I'm in

the other room. I'd be very embarrassed.

They're over there.

Thanks. So you never used a huge window?

No. We also don't go around pulling
cords in other people's flats.

Go on.

We're done with you for now.

Clive was smitten with me that entire
summer.

We had magical weather. It only rained
60 days.

And I was on tour with, um, Shakespeare,
I believe.

Yeah, that's right.

The two of you were old school chums.

You must forgive Stuart. He was never
loved as a child.

Or as an adult.

Egg and cress sandwich, Mason?

Is that what that is? I thought it was a
crumb surrounded by a toothpick.

like some of what you brought.

I could always cut you a slice of
nothing.

Penelope?

Penelope? One more time, darling.

Penelope! Oh, I'm sorry. I was sleeping.

Sleeping? Your eyes were wide open.

Oh, that's troubling.

Oh, I'm going to miss Clive.

I do believe you broke his heart,
Freddy.

Thank you.

Do you know, I still have some of the
old letters that Clive wrote to me. Oh,

have some of my old letters. We're not
talking about your life now.

You see, I always thought Clive was so
dashing. Every young man wanted to be

seen on the arm of Clive Sinclair, the
most eligible bachelor in London.

I seem to remember a wife.

Wasn't there a wife at some point? Oh,
that was ages ago.

And it was only for 19 years.

No, Clive was a true man's man.

Independent, free as a bird. Children,
weren't there children?

Yes, sick.

Are you through interrupting or shall I
hand you a microphone?

Oh, what's happening? What is that?

That? Must be our new neighbour.

The boy from the toilet?

The one who was flirting with me
shamelessly?

No, this is a person who exists.

Did you find out if he's... No, he's
being very cagey.

Hope you like cakes.

Oh, look, somebody brought something.

You must meet our friends. This is
Penelope and that is Mason.

And you remember our friend Violet?

From Zac Efron, remember?

You're all dressed in black.

Is everything all right? Oh, didn't we
tell you? This is more of a tea slash

wink. Oh, sorry.

Who died?

A good friend of mine.

He was very dear to all of us.

Well, can I get anybody another
sandwich? Yes, I'd like ten more,

I'm hoping to smush them all together to
create a bite.

Were you... Good friends.

We were a long time ago.

You know, why don't I read out one of
Clive's old letters? Wouldn't that be

lovely? Not unless you read it in
another room.

Gosh, would you prefer to sit on my lap?

I have very strong bones.

Ah, here's one that hasn't been opened.

My one and only.

I can't imagine my life without you.

What a kind, generous man you are.

If I only knew you felt the same, I
would leave everything behind to start

with you.

Just say yes.

Always Clive.

He really loved you.

No, he didn't. What are you talking
about? And you've got lipstick all over

teeth. Look at the envelope. It's
addressed to Stuart.

Stuart?

Oh, I dozed off again.

What did I miss?

This preposterous. Why would Clive have
been interested in Stuart? But he says

right here, because I was kind and
generous and handsome.

It says kind and generous. You added
handsome.

But I don't understand. I never even
received this letter. It must have got

mixed in with all my fan mail.

You have one fan.

Who writes a lot of letters.

Well, it doesn't matter now. Anyway,
that was 50 years ago. Don't you

understand? I could have had a
completely different life if I'd seen

Not this hell I've been trapped in.
You've been in hell? I provided you with

everything you could ever want since the
moment we met. You were pulling pints

in a pub. I was the manager.

And I was going to be a model.

You were never going to be a model.

No, not with you sucking the life out of
me.

You know, I aged five years just sharing
a taxi. to be with you that night.

Is that why you look a thousand? You're
practically melting onto the rug.

Should I go?

Why? They're a bit ridiculous. Of course
not.

It's all right, darling.

Sit.

Your hand is really high up on my thigh.

Is it?

Well, I don't see what the problem is.

It's not as if pride was any great
prize.

He had children.

He was married.

And a heckin' wife, too.

Ash, why don't you pour yourself a cup
of tea instead of sitting there like a

statue? I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure
how to behave. Have you never been a

before?

You must engage in the conversation.

Maybe he's shy.

Are you shy, darling?

Is that it? Because you are behaving
oddly.

It's empty.

Oh, there's a press pot in the kitchen.
I'll get it. I'll get it.

Is it something we're doing?

No, it's definitely him.

They have no manners nowadays.

Exactly.

Interact. Ask questions.

Well, Chinese people are very...

I don't mean to alarm you, but I think
there's something wrong with your dog.

Balthazar! Why, what's he doing? He's
just lying there. I think he's

unconscious. Oh, no, he's only sleeping.

I stepped on him and he didn't move.

He's 20, you see, and yet still younger
than the biscuit.

I didn't think dogs lived that long. Oh,
he's more of a doorstopper at this

point.

How desired you'd be with Clive instead
of Freddy, or any of the others.

That's a lot of dogs.

We went through several of them very
quickly. This used to be a bus route.

You see, I just wish I could have had
the chance to have known what that life

could have been.

And do you really think you could have
had a better life without me?

Yes, I could have been happy and
successful.

instead of being stuck with you in this
penitential... And what about me? Do you

think I've been happy with you simpering
around this flat, pouring your

blandness onto every surface?

I don't know what would be preferable at
this point, if you woke up dead or I

did. I know which I'd prefer.

Let me tell you what would have happened
to you, Stuart. You would have ended up

the same worthless prat you are today.
Your accent just came out!

Eh?

His accent just came out, you all!

No, it most certainly didn't. Well, at
least I'm not from Leighton, Stan.

Wiggin's worse.

I'm from Wiggin.

This isn't the time to contribute,
darling.

What exactly have you done with your
life?

Big parts in rep and one episode of
Doctor Who.

What an illustrious career to look back
on. Well, at least I've had a career and

I'm still at it. I'm still working.
You've had nothing. You've done nothing!

I think I... in the dark.

Oh!

Is this over yet then, Freddy?

No, it is not.

Clive would have loved this.

I think.

I'm not sure, really.

What actually is this?

I also killed a prostitute on Coronation
Street.

Among others.

Other prostitutes?

The show's... You're becoming very
annoying.

Is he going to be all right? Stuart, of
course.

Well, you know what it can be like with
certain friends.

I guess.

Do you have a very close friend, Ash?
Not now, no.

Ah, I see. But in the past, you have
been in a relationship with another

I have, but I've never been in love. Ah,
you're young.

You'll meet that special someone.

I suppose I should really go.

Please tell Stuart I said thank you. Of
course.

And I hope you've had fun.

And maybe learned a little bit about
social graces as well.

Has he been here this whole time?

Oh, and by the way, I'm straight.

Well, that came out of nowhere.

You're up late.

I was just going to pour myself a drink.

Care for one?

Fine, don't answer. I preferred it.

You behaved abominably today.

To speak.

Don't let's do this now. I'm so tired.

Entertaining is exhausting.

Oh, I suppose I'm not tired because I do
nothing. I did nothing.

I am nothing. You're still going on
about that. Will you just forget about

please? I can never forget it.

You said some very hurtful things which
you can never take back.

I don't see how we can ever get over
this.

Stuart, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

What on earth is that someone calling?

This lunacy.

Hello. Oh, hello, Mother.

Yes, I'm still awake.

I'm here with my flatmate.

Christ's sake, Stuart.

He says, hello, Mrs Bixby.

Oh, my God.

Oliver.

Another one.