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This programme contains frequent
very strong language from the outset,
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scenes of a sexual nature
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and scenes which some viewers
may find distressing.
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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.
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I dreamt you were gone
in the night.
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But I looked and...
you weren't there.
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Just a dream.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Come to think of it, mate...
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...I had a pretty weird dream too.
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Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
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Pretty weird alright.
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I dreamt that someone told me
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that they hated being
a shitty navigator...
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...and wanted to be a salesman.
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Wild.
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What?
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Dad.
What?
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Oh, my God, it was real!
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What do you reckon, then?
Are you ready?
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Now?
Good a time as any.
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OK.
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Can't be crying though, can we?
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Eh?
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Not gonna look too good, is it?
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"Please can you buy my stuff?"
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Not gonna go down well, is it?
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No.
Well then...
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You know, my old man was in antiques.
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When I was little,
he used to take me out in his van,
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find some run-down old place -
a real drum,
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owned by some rich biddy
with a load of filthy cats -
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and he'd go in...
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And, honestly, before
I had time to finish my sandwich,
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out he'd come with a nice
little Queen Anne dressing table.
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Yeah, he had the gift, my old man.
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The talent.
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He taught it to me.
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And now I'm handing that to you.
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You understand?
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OK.
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Ah.
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Christ.
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Didn't happen to notice
the Hulk creep in
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and beat the crap out of me
last night, did you?
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Right, ready, Mr Salesman?
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♪ KYLIE MINOGUE:
Can't Get You Out Of My Head
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One more time.
We have here on offer -
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the finest range of creams,
lotions and balms.
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And you'll find this...
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And you'll find this coll... colla...
Collagen.
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-Piss off.
-With elastic...
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Elastin-rich.
...elastin-rich cream,
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which will improve
your skin smoothness
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and make you look younger.
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Yeah.
But what if I forget?
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Well then, make it up.
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Remember, she's not buying
the product, she's buying you.
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And who are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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-I'm Bunny Munro.
-That's absolutely fucking right. Tell me again.
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I'm Bunny Munro!
I'm Bunny Munro!
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ It's a commitment
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♪ It's a commitment, baby
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♪ M-M-My wife don't like it
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♪ My wife don't like it!
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♪ It's a commitment, yeah
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♪ We gotta love one another or die,
brother
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♪ We gotta love one another or die
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♪ Oh, baby
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♪ Cos it's superglue
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♪ It's superglue, baby!
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♪ Knock 'em dead
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♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪
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And you'll find this collan-gen...
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...and... elastin-rich cream...
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will improve moisture... Wow.
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...up to 300%.
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But...
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I don't think you need it.
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Actually, Dad,
I think we've got the wrong house.
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OK, I can't cope.
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Take my money.
Really?
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I'd buy a dose of poison off you,
you little cutie.
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I'll have two bottles.
OK.
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You know what? When you see that,
a dad and his boy just...
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It just gets me, you know?
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Right here.
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Where?
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Alright, mate.
Why don't you go and wait outside
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while I take care
of the boring old paperwork, yeah?
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OK, Dad. It was nice to meet you.
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Hey.
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Well done, mate.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Oh, God.
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So cute.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is that your dad in my house?
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We're salesmen.
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He's giving her one.
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He's the best salesman in the world.
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He could sell your bicycle
to a barracuda.
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A what?
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It's a predatory fish.
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Its jaws are armed
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with hundreds of razor-like teeth.
Oh.
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You can hear her from miles away.
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She sounds like a strangled chicken.
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My mum died.
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I wish my mum would die.
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You alright, Tony?
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Wotcha, trouble.
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For fuck's sake.
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Is that your dad?
That's Tony. He's Mum's boyfriend.
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What's he like?
He's alright, I guess.
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Donna! What the fuck?!
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Dad bought me this.
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The bike?
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No, just the bell.
It's a really cool bell.
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You think so?
Yeah. It's great.
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Junior! Shit.
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♪ WARMDUSCHER: I Got Friends
Fuck's sake, Donna!
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Junior, get in the car.
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Hello.
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Bye then.
Bye.
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Where are you going?!
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OK. Yeah, look lively!
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-Come on! - - Is everything alright, Dad?
-Oi! - Yep.
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Everything's absolutely
fucking perfect, my boy.
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I'll fucking break him!
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Fuck!
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I'm telling you, Bunny Boy,
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nothing like getting your pipes
cleaned first thing in the morning.
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Who was your mate?
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She just came and talked to me.
Oh, right.
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Fancy you, did she?
Dad.
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Alright.
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-She did though, I can tell. She had - that special light in her eyes.
-Yeah?
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Yeah. I'm telling you, Bunny Boy,
I can spot it a mile off.
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Maybe I should give her one.
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Well, one day, Bunny Boy.
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One day.
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So, where are we going next?
I don't know. Check the list.
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-I don't have the list.
-What do you mean, you don't have the list?
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-You had the list.
-Well, - where did I put it? - I don't know.
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Oh, f... I must've
left it back there. Fuck.
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Do we need it?
We're salesmen, aren't we?
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-Yeah.
-Well, how the fuck are we gonna be salesmen with no customers?
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So, should we go back and get it?
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Listen, I'm gonna teach you
the first rule of salesmanship, OK?
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No, fuck it, the first rule
of being a man: never go back.
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So, what are we gonna do?
Just stop flapping your feet about.
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I'll work it out.
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Morning.
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Tell you what, Bunny Boy,
why don't you head next door,
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grab yourself some sweets?
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Then have a little sit outside.
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Too nice to be cooped up indoors, eh?
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Thanks.
Good boy.
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Right then.
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OK.
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-So, what happens now?
-I call the police. -Police?
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Oh, are you f...
What the fuck you talking about?
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Mr Munro,
a Section 20 child protection order
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had already been filed when you
absconded... A what? We didn't.
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It's now been escalated
to a missing person
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and the police are looking for you.
But he's not missing, is he?
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He's right here, with me.
Stop, listen.
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His mother has just died
in the most tragic of circumstances,
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and I can't begin to explain
the effect that has had on him.
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It's a fucking tragedy,
if you must know.
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Right now...
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that boy... needs his father.
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Don't do it.
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What are you doing? You know
there's a payphone down the road?
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We'll be gone
by the time you reach it.
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-The door won't open - till it's finished spinning.
-Fuck.
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Yeah.
He's just a child, Mr Munro.
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He's my boy.
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I'm just... showing him the ropes.
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I'm sorry about your wife, Mr Munro,
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but this is what's best
for Bunny Junior.
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I do hope that one day
you understand.
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What you gonna do?
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Ready, boy? Come on, look lively!
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Come on.
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Good boy.
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I gave you a list.
I know you did. I need a new list.
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Well, those were good leads.
Well, give me some more good leads.
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I can't keep giving up good leads
every time somebody loses a list.
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I didn't lose it.
What happened to it then?
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Jesus Christ! Geoffrey,
have you ever heard of an act of God?
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What's that mean?
It means it wasn't my fault!
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So, Geoffrey, sweetheart,
I'm gonna get in the car,
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and I'm gonna come to the office,
and I'm gonna get a list.
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No, no, no,
I wouldn't do that, my friend.
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I've had the police here,
asking lots of questions about you.
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It's probably best
if you lay low for a bit, Bun.
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What?
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-Why?
-That woman called 'em, the one with the missing money.
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-And what did you tell them?
-I told 'em I didn't know where you were.
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Did you tell them
that I didn't take it?
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Did you tell them
that I wouldn't do that?
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Geoffrey?
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Geoffrey!
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I told 'em that
I didn't know where you were.
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Fuck sake!
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Dad,
are we going back to the office?
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No.
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But don't we need another list?
Yeah.
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So, how...
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Second rule of being a man:
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make sure you've got at least
one mate who'll never let you down.
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It helps if he thinks
the sun shines out of your arse.
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So don't aim too high.
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Hello, you dirty cunt.
Alright, Poodle? I -
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I can't get to the phone right now.
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If you leave a message
after the beep, I'll holler back.
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I know where he'll be.
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We're going to the pub.
The pub?
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Cool.
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♪ BLONDIE: Heart of Glass
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You alright, Bun?
Alright, babe?
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Poodle.
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Gaz, has Poodle been in yet?
Nah, not seen him.
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-Junior, come here, sit down. We'll - have a quick one while we wait.
-OK.
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Large scotch. And a coke, yeah?
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A coke.
Make it quick, eh, Bun?
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-You know your lad ain't supposed - to be in here.
-Yeah, I know.
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Yeah!
Whoo! Whoo-whoo!
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No school today?
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Oi. What you doing?
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Dad...
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when are we gonna go home?
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You wanna be a top salesman?
Yeah. Course.
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Well, top salesmen
have gotta be like sharks.
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Ruthless, efficient killer sharks.
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OK?
OK.
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-You know what happens to a shark - if it stops moving?
-What?
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It suffocates.
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Well, fuck me! The boys!
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Hi, Poodle.
Alright, Poodle?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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-Mwah!
-Christ, Poo, you're absolutely steaming, mate.
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-Hi, Poodle.
-What are you doing in here, little man?
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Hm?
Just having a quick one.
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You, my little friend,
are just too much.
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Thought you were too busy to come
and have a drink with your old pal.
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Come on now, as if I'm ever
too busy for my mate Poodle.
253
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,336
Good to see ya.
254
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,776
Gary, a couple of scotches,
and another coke.
255
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,696
In a minute. Show your appreciation
for Jade... Not gonna lie,
256
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,536
I've been pretty fucking busy
working my list.
257
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,416
Oh, yeah? Pretty fucking busy
or pretty busy fucking?
258
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,696
-Well, I do like to go above and - beyond for my customers.
-Oh, yeah.
259
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,456
I know.
260
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,096
Course I fucking know.
261
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,639
What? You alright?
262
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,496
Course I am.
Few drinks with the boys.
263
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,496
What more could I ask for?
264
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,296
-Dad. - Please put your hands together - for Yvonne!
-Right.
265
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,456
Listen... I think I need a wee
actually, Dad.
266
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,296
Yeah, go on. Over there.
267
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,216
So, Poo, mate,
been a bit of a hot streak, actually.
268
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,400
Managed to burn
right through my list.
269
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,736
So, I was gonna ask if...
270
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,240
there was any chance I could...
271
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,160
Hey.
272
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,480
You sure you're alright, mate?
273
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,199
Come on then.
274
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,096
Poo, what you doing?
275
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,936
Poodle, I need a word, mate.
276
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,559
Go on, go on.
277
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,240
Fuck sake. Poo!
278
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,056
Alright, babe. I'll see you
a bit later, yeah?
279
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,216
Alright, babe, I'll see you later.
280
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,336
Come on, love.
Yeah!
281
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,120
Poodle!
282
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Weird, isn't it?
283
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,080
You don't have to understand it,
you know.
284
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,480
It's OK to be a little boy...
285
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,200
and love spaceships and beetles.
286
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,856
Go on.
287
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,480
Go on, yeah.
288
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,760
-Ha!
-Hooray!
289
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,456
Oi! Poodle!
Get out of the fucking way!
290
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,616
Fuck off.
Move yourself, man.
291
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,176
-Sit down, you dickhead.
-I aren't fucking moving! -Poo...
292
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,079
Poo.
Sit down.
293
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,040
-All the way down. Please... Will you fucking sit down?!
-Go on.
294
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,320
Ohhh.
295
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,936
Move your fucking arse.
296
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,000
You ought to take the fucker
outside.
297
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Move out of the fucking way!
298
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,936
Show me your pussy.
Hey, Poodle.
299
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,816
-...Show it to me! - Poodle.
-It's alright, Gaz, he's had a few too many, mate.
300
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,336
Back the fuck off, will you?
Go on. Go on. Show me.
301
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,176
Show me!
Fuck this.
302
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,216
Poo!
Fucking psycho.
303
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,656
-Calm it down now.
-Fuck this, - I'm going home. - Fuck off!
304
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,656
No. Oi. Oi!
You want pussy? Here you are!
305
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,080
Come here, come here, come here.
Fuck you!
306
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,600
What's the matter with you?
Let's get you another drink.
307
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,560
Sorry. Is this your room?
308
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,079
You're alright.
309
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,416
Are you here with your dad?
310
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,920
Christ.
311
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,776
You didn't fancy the funfair, no?
312
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,336
I'm not a little kid.
313
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,160
Alright, mate.
314
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,920
We're salesmen. On the road.
315
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,736
We'll be going soon.
316
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,640
Oh, right. Working man, is it?
317
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Won't be wanting any of this then?
318
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,536
-Come on, Poo.
-What's up with you, eh? -She's gone.
319
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,176
What you talking about, mate?
Who's gone?
320
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,416
Annie. My Annie.
She's fucked off, Bun.
321
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,120
And it's like...
You're my mate, aren't you?
322
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Yeah. Course.
323
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It's like she took it with her.
324
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,400
All of a sudden, it's gone.
325
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,720
I can't make a sale,
I can't fuck, I can't...
326
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,760
It don't work anymore.
Alright.
327
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,376
Don't panic, OK?
328
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,896
It's just one of those things.
329
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,640
Happens to everyone.
330
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Has it happened to you?
331
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,216
Well, no.
332
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,520
But...
333
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,400
...it's happened to people I know.
334
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,760
You mean me?
335
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,040
Yeah.
336
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,856
Nah, don't worry, Poo,
old Bun will sort you out.
337
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,360
Gary, get us a couple more drinks,
would you?
338
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,520
You alright?
339
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,496
Yeah.
340
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,400
I should go.
341
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,920
My dad's
probably wondering where I am.
342
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,840
Back to work, right?
343
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,400
Working man.
344
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,440
Actually...
345
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,440
...can I please have some?
346
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,760
Take it.
347
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,760
Thanks.
348
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Good luck.
You too.
349
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,376
Everything's gonna be alright.
350
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
Thanks, Bunny.
351
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,216
It's good to see you, mate.
You too.
352
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,360
Yeah?
Yeah.
353
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,736
I didn't just come in to say hello
though, you know?
354
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,160
I was after a bit of a favour, actually.
355
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,120
What favour?
356
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,976
Look, truth is,
ran into a spot of bother.
357
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,296
Caught with my pants down,
you know how it goes.
358
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,160
And I managed to lose my list.
359
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,136
I was gonna ask
for a couple of names off yours
360
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,096
but, actually,
if you're not in the zone right now,
361
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,680
maybe I should take the whole thing
off your hands. What do you reckon?
362
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,360
That's why you're here?
363
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,456
That's why you've come to see me?
Fucking... Yeah.
364
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,736
I'm not being rude, Poo,
but do you really think I've got time
365
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,999
to sit round
listening to your sob stories?
366
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,720
It's your fault.
What is?
367
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,976
You fucked her. After the wake.
368
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,880
Who?
Annie.
369
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,200
-Did I? Oh, please.
-Poodle, what does it even fucking matter?
370
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,616
Poo!
371
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,536
Oi! What are you... What the...
372
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,440
Get off! Get the fuck...
373
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,736
Argh!
374
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,296
You're a cunt, Bunny!
375
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,176
A true, proper, total cunt!
376
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,816
I've been your best mate for years,
and I love you,
377
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,096
but you don't give a fuck
about anybody
378
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,496
but Bunny fucking Munro!
379
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,976
No wonder she killed herself!
380
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,416
Whoo.
Oi.
381
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,560
♪ BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD:
For What It's Worth
382
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,520
She had a condition. You knew that.
Everyone knew that. She was ill.
383
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,696
There was nothing me
or anyone could do about that.
384
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,160
It wasn't my fault.
None of this is my fault.
385
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,376
If you wanna hold onto a bird
for two fucking minutes, Poo,
386
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,736
maybe try not being such
a fucking loser. Lost it?
387
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,096
Lost what?
Lost it? You never fucking had it.
388
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,456
You're a part-timer, mate,
an also-ran.
389
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,736
And if your bird was so special,
390
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,160
why don't I even remember
fucking her?
391
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,400
Poodle.
392
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Poodle!
393
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,640
Poodle!
394
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,496
Dad!
Hey, Poodle!
395
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,096
-Poodle, man. - I want you to say - - sorry to me.
-Poodle! - Say sorry!
396
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:03,880
-...Poodle! - Say sorry!
-And then will you give me the fucking list?
397
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,216
Oh, Bun.
398
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,080
Argh! No, no, no, no!
399
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,440
Poodle.
400
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,200
Poodle, mate.
401
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,016
Fucking hell! It's alright, mate.
It's alright.
402
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,936
I've called the police, my wife's
on the phone to an ambulance.
403
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,176
-It's alright.
-The police? Yeah. Did you see the numberplate?
404
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,760
Help is on the way. Right, mate,
just stay as still as you can.
405
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,976
Wait, where the fuck are you going?
You can't just fuck off!
406
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Oi!
407
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,720
Mate!
408
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,039
Where are you going?!
You can't just fucking leave!
409
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,239
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm holding. Yeah.
410
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,440
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