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>> ♪ Everybody likes ♪ them foldin' bills

♪ and you might need ♪ them little white pills

♪ fast little cars ♪ give some people chills

♪ but I need my baby ♪ to get my thrills

♪ yeah, I need my baby ♪ to get my thrills

♪ and lizzy loves ♪ to hear the saxophone

♪ Terri likes the guitar tone ♪ shawny, she wants

♪ the dancin' song, yeah ♪ but I'd rather hear

♪ my baby when she moans ♪ oh, I'd rather hear

♪ my baby when she moans ♪ now, I know you know

♪ Just how I feel ♪ goin' in circles

♪ don't make you a wheel ♪ if I lose my baby

♪ I'll miss a meal ♪ I'll get me another

♪ ain't no big deal ♪ said I'll get me another

♪ ain't no big deal ♪ no big deal ♪

>> Well, petey, your ship has finally come in.

>> All right, do that.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> More coffee?

>> Um, get outta here.

>> Hey, Mario.

How's it going?

How's Natalie?

>> What do you care?

You after my ex-wife?

>> Oh, Mario, that's cold.

I'd never try to nail my buddy's ex.

>> Glad to hear it.

>> Yeah, I quit banging her the minute you divorced her.

>> Petey?

>> I'm petey.

You must be Max.

>> Hey, I was told you're the guy.

Somebody wants to move something quietly

on or off a ship, gotta see petey.

>> I'm here as a favor to a friend, but I can't help you.

That would be illegal.

>> Max: Oh.

>> How's about a refill, darling?

>> Petey: You must have me confused with someone else.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait.

>> If you so much as stop by that table, I'll have you

busted on the spot.

>> For bad coffee?

>> For interfering with a police investigation.

>> Maybe you don't understand who you're dealing with here.

In Miami, I used to be a wharf rat the same as you.

Somebody wanted to move something in or out

of that town, they had to see me.

>> That explains your police escort.

>> What do you mean?

>> Hey, Mario.

Max here doesn't believe he's being tailed.

>> Oh, man.

>> Well, you're spending time together-- I thought you might

as well be friendly.

>> This isn't funny, petey.

>> I'm leaving now, Max.

Mario's been burned, but don't worry.

He'll have somebody follow you.

Watch your back.

>> Petey, wait up.

I'm moving $20 million to Venezuela this week.

I need your help.

>> I'm sorry, you're just too hot.

>> It's a very special shipment.

The armored car's gonna get hit.

I need a local to help me orchestrate this.

>> I don't do armed robbery.

>> An armored car heist is as good as its inside man.

That's me.

>> I'm not interested.

>> $20 million?

>> Have a nice life, okay?

>> Max: Hey, hey, hey.

You don't just walk away from me.

You already know too much.

>> You want to threaten me in Miami, that's your choice.

You try it here, you better put on

your steel jockstrap.

>> Sorry, this one gets away.

>> You can't stop me.

>> Sure I can!

>> Petey!

Hey, yo! Petey!

I can't believe you did that.

>> Sure you can, Mario.

That's just the kind of guy I am.

>> >> Hey! Hold it!

Hey! Stop!

Hey! Oh, man!

>> You're hasslin' waitresses now?

>> She's a reporter, man.

She's making a living out of bustin' cops.

>> Good for her.

>> Hey, give me a minute here.

I gotta tail all known associates, all right?

>> You're tailing me now?

Oh, no. No.

This is not a good time.

I need to lose you for an hour or so.

>> You know I can't do that.

>> It'll save us both a lot of embarrassment,

professionally speaking, hmm?

>> All right, now get-- get the hell outta here.

>> Damn it.

>> How you doing?

>> Top of the morning.

>> There must be a billion bananas on that boat.

I mean, bananas.

That's the best damn value in the world.

They grow it, harvest it, ship it up from south America,

deliver it to a store where it costs maybe a nickel.

How did they pay for that ship?

>> You wanna learn the true secret of banana farming?

That's our load.

>> Can you identify the contents?

>> Bananas?

>> Fuck.

That's my brother.

>> Bananas. Yeah, right.

>> For what it's worth, I didn't see a thing.

Let's go.

>> No.

No.

>> Computer chips?

>> Huh. Thought it was bananas.

>> Price of bananas just went up, petey.

>> I can't believe he's doing this on my turf.

>> Those chips are worth hundreds apiece retail.

>> Yeah, well, it's not gonna do him any good in prison.

>> You're gonna bust your brother?

That's cold.

>> Why don't you just stay out of my personal business, doc?

>> Most of my partners get to know me

before they start bitching.

>> Yeah.

>> >> No, you son of a bitch.

I told you this was gonna happen!

>> Relax, Matt, I'm just brokering some bananas

for a friend-- hey!

>> My new partner here doesn't think I'm gonna send

my little brother back to prison, but he's wrong!

>> Possession of bananas-- what's the charge,

excessive potassium?

>> You think you're so smart, smarter than anybody else.

>> >> You come on my turf

and do this on my turf?

So, where you headed now, genius?

>> I get it-- you want me to ask you for help

so we'll be even?

>> I don't owe you anything!

>> Okay, that's enough.

>> No! No!

>> Take a hike.

>> I'm making an arrest here.

You think we never talked about this day?

You think I never warned you what would happen?

You are busted.

>> You want to see me ask you for something, think again.

>> Yeah.

>> What's your mom gonna say?

>> That's not funny.

>> Get out of here, Peter.

>> No, I'm waiting for my brother to show me

he's a better man than I am.

Arrest him.

>> Shut up, petey, and go.

>> Hey. Truck stays.

Don't worry.

The truck'll disappear, and you'll get a nice bonus.

>> I am clean, and I'm gonna keep it that way.

>> Well, you should've mentioned that before you let

your brother go.

>> You let him walk!

>> Now, look. Knowing about it is the same as being in on it.

Don't be so pious!

Like this is assault rifles or smack.

It's computer chips!

He switched trucks!

>> I've heard of apple computers but, uh, never banana.

>> Your brother's a pain in the ass.

>> They took the truck to a warehouse,

and they practically signed for it like federal express.

I followed the truck to a wholesale market,

but the bananas vanished in a dozen directions.

>> So, what's your point?

>> Those are photographs of police officers

hijacking a truck.

>> Allegedly hijacking a truck.

>> I'm offering your department an opportunity to respond

prior to publication.

>> Thanks, but we're internal affairs.

We don't have to respond to anybody.

>> But we do know about this one.

>> And?

>> It's an ongoing investigation.

We can't make any comment.

>> Oh, come on, give me something.

>> Nah, no comment.

>> Go away.

>> Fine. I'll see you on the front page.

It's really easy selling a story about dirty cops.

>> Let me see those.

See these two guys?

This guy's a cop.

The guy that was driving the truck is his brother.

That's your story.

Find him.

>> Where?

>> Petey? Just unbutton your blouse a little bit,

and he'll find you.

>> >> Right here, I'm open!

>> Show me!

>> Give it up, man!

>> Yeah, all right.

>> Hey! Hey!

>> Hey, give me the ball.

>> Game's over.

Police business.

>> Aw, man.

>> I'm apprehending a dangerous felon.

Oh, you think this is funny!

>> Maybe.

>> You're testing me today.

>> Oh, with bananas? Please.

>> You crossed over the line.

If I catch you-- >> ugh!

>> >> You go to jail.

>> You know it'll never happen.

>> Oh.

You suck at us.

>> I had a job.

I knew cops were watching.

I didn't know it was you!

Ouch.

>> You know, I wake up this morning and I find out

I got a new partner, one I don't want.

Suddenly I'm on a stakeout where my brother's

pulling a job.

Doc knew that was your shipment.

He was pushing all the buttons, trying to find my soft spot.

I guess he found it-- my brother.

>> Huh!

Ooh!

>> Kid: Hey, girl! Hey!

Aw, he made a basket.

>> Like that was something!

>> Hey.

You ripped off my bananas.

>> Hey, you put me in a bad spot.

I had to look the other way.

>> I never asked you for anything.

>> Yeah, just like I never asked you to do time for me.

>> Come on, if you'd gone to prison, it'd have killed mom.

She expected me to end up there.

>> And I've been paying for it ever since.

>> Have you asked yourself why doc came after you?

>> Yeah. The answer is you.

>> Huh?

>> What do you know

About an armored car?

>> Mom says not to tell you.

>> Consider yourself warned, little brother.

See, in the end, the good guys always win.

>> How you doin'?

>> Ahem.

>> Up in internal affairs, we, uh, we hear talk

about you and bananas.

>> They're good

with my cheerios.

>> Listen, if you don't want to talk without a lawyer

present, we understand that.

>> Yeah, besides, it's not you that we want.

We know it's your first time.

Everybody makes mistakes.

Whatever. We want doc.

>> We want somebody to put the finger on him.

>> Yeah, we think you're our guy.

>> Do your own dirty work.

>> Hey, look, we understand how you feel,

but money changed hands in this banana thing.

>> The problem is the press knows about it.

They're already involved, so we gotta do something.

I want you to think it over.

Who's going down, you...

Or him?

>> >> Going down?

>> ...yeah.

Going down. Jesus.

>> ♪♪

>> Good afternoon, ladies?

How's tricks? Bah-dum-doo!

>> Hey, petey.

>> Mwah. Looking very nice.

>> How you doin'?

Good to see ya, petey.

>> Yeah, but the guys in internal affairs said

they knew about the heist, so I say run with the story.

Yeah.

I gotta go.

Here's the story.

>> >> Hey, petey.

God bless ya.

>> ♪♪ >> Joe, set me up, will ya?

>> Sure, petey.

>> You still hit like a girl.

>> Dude, bucko!

What the hell are you doing here, huh?

>> You said to look you up.

>> How'd you get out?

Overcrowding?

Early release? What?

>> Eh, you'll laugh.

>> Not good behavior.

>> No.

Time travel.

>> You have a time machine?

>> Nah, there ain't no time machines,

but in solitary I had nothing but time.

So I started concentrating on making time go faster.

I learned to speed up time.

Then, presto, I'm out!

>> Bucko, you were inside for 20 years.

>> You just think I was.

>> >> Woman: I'm game.

>> Man: Take it easy, Joe.

>> Joe: See ya.

>> Man 2: See ya, Joe.

>> I need a job, petey.

>> No problem.

I'll get you a good job.

You ever been in a union?

>> I don't want a straight job.

Need some muscle?

>> Listen, you took care of me inside, bucko.

I'll take care of you now.

Just give me a couple of minutes, all right?

Do I know you?

'Cause you look familiar.

>> Uh, maybe you've seen me around.

>> Oh, you come here often?

>> I work the area.

>> Really.

Well, you must do pretty good.

>> I've never had any complaints.

>> How much for a blow job?

>> I'm sure a stud like you never has to pay for it.

>> Oh, I don't mind.

There's no sweet talk.

It's a clean business transaction.

>> You're a poet, right?

>> How much to fuck you

all night long?

>> Depends on if I like you or not.

>> Well, let's pretend that you don't.

>> A grand.

>> A grand.

Hey, bucko.

I want you...

To show my friend bucko here a good time

all night long.

Longer if he wants it.

>> But, petey, I, uh...

>> Bucko has been in prison for 20 years.

I think he's ready.

>> Okay, I get it.

End of joke.

>> You're a reporter.

What are you doing tailing me?

>> I'm interested in your brother.

>> I liked you better when you were a whore.

>> Hey, Doug, how you doing?

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> Hey. We're gonna make some overtime tonight, bud.

Got a real good tip on a smack ship.

>> Why don't you use somebody else, okay?

>> It's an easy bust.

Hey! I don't want to use anybody else.

You and I can hotdog it together.

Here's the address.

Supposed to hit it about midnight.

>> Hey, are you still tailing me?

>> Nice of you to remember.

>> Well, come on inside.

You're scaring the neighbors.

Bucko, this is Mario, my favorite cop.

This is bucko, my pal and ex-con.

>> Damn it, petey, I don't want to hear that.

I'm on duty here.

>> Oh, mom, does that smell good!

>> It is good.

>> We've got company.

>> Yeah?

Oh! Hey, Mario!

You hungry?

>> Always hungry, Mrs. Martin.

>> Good. Hello. I'm the mama.

>> Oh, mom, this is bucko, you know, from--

>> not the bucko who took care of my petey!

>> Mom, how many buckos could there be?

>> Well, give us a hug!

>> What do you want?

>> I just want to talk to my brother.

>> Haven't you heard?

I have the right to remain silent.

>> You know the rules.

If you're gonna fight, you do it outside.

>> Sure.

We got two cops, two ex-cons.

We could divide up into good guys and bad guys.

You know, you ought to be more careful who you

associate with.

>> Hey, I'm not associating.

I'm tailing petey, remember?

>> You put a tail on your brother?

Your own brother?!

>> Didn't you hear?

Matt thinks I'm a bad guy.

>> You're not a bad guy, petey, but--

>> you just called me a bad guy.

You believe this, mom?

>> Fine, you're a criminal.

That's what a bad guy is.

>> No, it's what I do.

Doesn't make me a bad guy.

>> Mom: Come on, petey.

It won't hurt to listen.

>> Are you takin' sides?

>> You know better than that.

>> Maybe you should, ma.

>> Listen, Matthew, your badge isn't any good in here, okay?

Out, both of you, out!

>> Internal affairs has been watching doc.

>> Good.

Hey!

>> Not good.

They caught your little stunt with the bananas today.

Now they're telling me...

That I either give him up or they take me down with him.

>> You were willing to send me to prison.

Why not doc?

>> This is every cop's nightmare.

I roll over on doc, I'm an outcast.

I don't...

I'm not much of a cop.

>> Say a dozen "hail Marys," ten "our fathers,"

and go and sin no more.

>> I'm trying to do the right thing here.

>> I tried that before.

Believe me, it's overrated.

>> Listen, petey.

I don't like a lot of the things you've done

in the past...

But you were never afraid to take the heat.

Even if it meant prison.

>> Well, prison might be the easy way out.

Crossin' doc will get ugly.

>> Oh, man, it's already ugly!

He set up a drug bust for midnight tonight.

You think I don't know what's gonna happen?

>> Okay. I'll back you up.

It'll be like old times.

>> Yeah, we're not playing cops and robbers here.

>> Fine. So what are you gonna do?

>> Well, if I'm gonna be a good cop, then...

I gotta get fitted for a wire.

>> So wear the wire.

What do you want, a hug?

>> Oh, man!

You know, next time?

I am definitely sending you to prison.

>> You do, I'm telling mom.

You be careful.

>> Yo, come on in. Over here.

Unbutton your shirt.

>> Okay.

>> Okay, here's the deal.

>> Yeah.

>> We need incriminating statements from doc.

We don't care if you gotta lead him on.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Don't worry about entrapment.

He approached you.

We'll be recording everything.

>> You got a signal if I need ya?

>> He means, like, a secret code,

something like that.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh. How about "help"?

>> Thanks.

>> It's okay.

>> ♪ Sometimes ladies ♪ want to be petite and demure

♪ but sometimes we're ♪ wild and free

♪ and far less than pure ♪ a lady is a sister

♪ whether quaint or lewd ♪ we know that when a man

♪ has kissed her ♪ ooh, someone gets screwed

♪ oh, yes ♪ oh, yes, it's true

♪ I want to sing ♪ out loud about it

♪ covered in ermine and pearls ♪ tell the world

♪ I'm proud about it ♪ as every flag unfurls... ♪

>> Petey: Nice.

>> ♪ When all is finally ♪ said and done

♪ I could not have had more fun ♪ and I'm so glad... ♪

>> Here you go, petey sweetie.

>> Thanks, rusty.

>> Enjoy.

>> Here, it doesn't matter who you are or what you do.

>> ♪ You can simply ♪ have your way... ♪

>> Oh, bucko, I think she likes you.

>> Oh ho ho!

She's practically naked.

>> Relax, they're all guys.

>> Really?

>> >> ♪♪

>> Oh, it's been too long.

>> How long were you in for?

>> Not long. Twenty years.

>> Sounds like a long time to me.

>> Mm, no.

Bucko's a time traveler.

>> Of course he is.

>> No, no, really.

Go on, explain it to him.

>> Okay.

It's like this.

I'm sitting here, right, in the present.

>> Yeah.

>> So, I'm gonna go into the future

just a little bit so you can see what it's like.

>> Okay.

>> I'm gone.

See?

>> Pretty amazing, huh?

>> But you just stood up.

>> But it's later, right?

>> I don't believe this.

>> When I was sitting there before, it's in the past,

and now it's the present, and I'm standing here.

>> Can you go back in time, too?

>> Why would I want to go back?

I'd have more prison time instead of less.

>> Testing one, two, three.

Testing one, two, three.

Testing one, two, three.

>> Jeez.

>> Testing one, two, three.

>> What a rookie.

>> This is gonna be a long night.

>> He's here.

>> You ready?

>> Yeah. What's the plan?

>> Bust in and arrest the bad guys.

>> Police! Freeze!

>> Don't think, don't move.

Just stand there.

>> Put your hands on your head.

>> Put your hands on your head.

>> Hey, hey, it's the fish police.

>> Hey!

And you're busted, chowderhead.

>> What do you want?

You want fish or you want shellfish?

>> I think you got a sick lobster there.

>> That's good.

What sane cop is gonna put his hands in a pot of lobsters?

>> Get down, get down!

>> Ahh!

>> 911.

>> Yeah, there's a shooting at the pier at Henry's seafood.

>> Whoa!

>> So... you wanna go in or what?

>> I don't know, maybe-- maybe in a minute.

>> Aw! Shit!

>> Ow!

>> Awwwwww!

Aaah!

>> That's it.

You ready?

>> Pfft.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah.

Kevlar.

>> Stop. Don't shoot.

Think I need a doctor.

>> Where's the cash?

>> I don't remember.

Aah!

>> Huh?

>> It's in there.

In there. In there.

>> In there?

>> Yeah.

>> See, I knew it would come to you.

Hey!

This is more like it.

You're a true professional.

You know your rights?

>> This for me?

>> If you want it.

>> For evidence?

>> Are you in or out?

>> In.

>> Hey, kid, you can't bust me and take the money.

I mean, come on, guys, pick a team.

I mean, you want the money, take the money, all right?

Just let me go.

I won't say a word.

>> You're right. Catch.

>> Aah!

>> >> It was self-defense.

>> That's it, you're busted.

>> I'm disappointed in you, Matt.

>> Me? You're psychotic.

>> They were shooting at us, remember?

>> Why don't you just put down your gun.

>> Everything okay?

>> Yeah, except for him.

Doc popped him.

>> He wasn't gonna play.

>> You wanna hear your rights?

>> Oh, am I under arrest?

>> Yeah.

>> Well, in a perfect world you would be.

>> Luckily, we're on the case.

Give me your gun.

>> What the fuck is this?

>> Give it to me.

>> Matt, whenever we take on a new business partner,

we always give a little test.

>> And you got an "f."

>> Goddamn it.

You didn't have to shoot him.

>> Would you rather go to prison?

>> You can't go around shooting cops.

>> I apologize!

Jeez.

Damn it!

Somebody saw us.

>> I didn't see anything.

>> Well, I did.

There's somebody here.

>> >> Sounds like company's coming.

>> Shit!

Keep looking.

I'll finish up inside.

>> ♪♪ >> hello.

Hi.

>> Hi!

>> So, bucko, would you like to work here?

>> I don't dance too good.

>> Not as a dancer, twinkle toes.

As the bouncer.

The owner owes me a favor.

This would be your room here.

There's a nice couch.

>> It's real classy.

>> Mm-hmm. I'll introduce you to the girls.

>> You said they were guys.

>> Well, you know, depends.

>> Petey, I just got a call.

>> Oh, Mario, come on.

Stick around. Don't go yet.

>> Petey, it's Matt.

>> Code three, all units in the vicinity of pier 12...

>> Could we start over?

>> Okay, I'll be me.

Who you gonna be this time?

>> I lied, I apologize, but I need to talk to you

about your brother.

>> You're too late.

What happened?

>> Drug bust went bad.

Matt got hit.

Took the bastards with him, though.

Your brother's a hero.

>> He's not a hero.

He's just dead.

>> I'll take that.

>> No, you won't.

>> >> Come on.

You heard?

>> Yeah.

I always thought it would be you.

>> I'll take that as a compliment.

>> It never occurred to me that I would...

Outlive Matthew.

I mean, it just really never occurred to me.

>> Well, then, I'll drink to Matthew.

>> The police came to tell me the whole story.

They were lying.

I could see it in their faces.

>> I never believe 'em.

>> Don't get in the middle of this, Matt.

Please, don't leave me without a son.

>> I'm not Matt, mama.

I'm petey.

>> >> You okay?

>> I've been better.

What did you hear?

>> Not much.

Tough with no witnesses, man.

>> There's doc.

>> Yeah, well, his story's plausible.

>> Matt was wearing a wire, so where's the tape?

>> Internal affairs said the transmitter got wet,

shorted out.

>> ♪ You're confused ♪ and desperate

♪ and there's ♪ no help in sight... ♪

>> >> ♪ got you going 'round

♪ in circles ♪ they've got you

♪ running for your life ♪ all your cries for help

♪ Have fallen on deaf ears... ♪

>> ♪ You're lost ♪ inside the system

♪ things are not ♪ what they appear

♪ and don't you ♪ close your eyes

♪ and make a wish ♪ don't give in

♪ just take a...

♪ I don't know if you know this ♪ you're running out of answers

♪ Your back's against the wall ♪ you're asking for directions

♪ But no one hears your call ♪ >> I came here to apologize.

Look, the story was a mistake.

>> Fine, I'll tell Matt.

>> Look, I saw Matt get shot.

It's my word against the cops', including two

from internal affairs.

>> Internal affairs?

>> Yeah, well, I talked to them when I was checking facts

for the story.

>> So you turned up the heat, and they sacrificed Matt

to clear doc.

>> You knew it was doc?

>> Oh, come on.

>> Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

>> Where do you think I'm going?

>> To kill doc?

>> You wanna cover it?

>> I just want him busted before he figures out

I was there.

>> ♪ You're pushing too hard ♪ you're pushing on me

♪ you're pushing too hard ♪ on what you want me to be

♪ you're pushing too hard ♪ about the things ya say

♪ you're pushing too hard ♪ every night and day

♪ you're pushing too hard ♪ pushing too hard on me... ♪

>> >> I'm telling you

We can't do anything.

>> This is a disgrace.

You're police officers.

>> So were they, and you can't ask a cop to go busting cops

that outrank them.

>> Well, could you at least unlock these?

>> Man: Oh, that's good, honey.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Hey, sweetheart, I'm guilty.

>> It's nothing personal, petey.

>> >> Like a viking funeral.

No harm done.

>> I don't believe we've met.

>> Maybe some other time.

>> Here's to another time.

>> All right, that's enough.

>> Revelers: Come on! Hey!

>> Everyone's had some fun, but now it's over.

Go home. My brother needs his rest.

>> The party's not over till-- >> knock it off!

This is over the line.

>> Who are you to tell us what's over the line?

It's only out of respect for your brother

I don't bust you on the spot.

>> Even stone dead, my brother is the best cop

in this room.

>> Lock him up.

Oh, petey, you forgot something.

>> ♪♪ >> petey, let's go.

>> Forget it.

>> What?

>> Petey...

What kind of a guy punches a cop

in a room filled with drunk cops?

>> An angry guy.

>> Or a dangerous one.

>> You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yeah? You'd like to think I'm a killer.

>> Well, it would make a better story.

>> No, I think you like the smell of blood.

I think it turns you on.

>> That's not true.

>> Oh, really?

You're here.

You're afraid of me.

And you're liking it.

>> Bullshit.

I don't kiss on the first offense.

>> It's not my first offense.

>> 911.

>> Yeah, there's a shooting at the pier, Henry's seafood.

Police officers need help.

>> That's her.

>> Come on.

Cool it, man, huh?

>> Excuse me.

How can I bail out Mr. Peter Martin?

>> You want petey?

We wouldn't arrest petey.

He violated his parole.

Just brought him in for his own protection.

>> You mean he could just walk out of here?

>> Sure.

>> Thanks.

>> If we need him, we know where to find him.

>> ♪♪ >> you coming in?

>> No.

>> Sure you are.

>> This is nice.

>> You expecting bullet holes in the windows, maybe?

>> Well, I don't know many criminals.

>> I don't think of myself as a criminal.

I'm a businessman.

What would you like to drink?

>> Uh, white wine, please.

>> White wine's for lightweights.

>> ♪♪ >> how'd the two of you

get to be so different?

>> Some guys go to college.

Some join the army.

I did some prison time.

When I got out, nobody wanted

to give me a job.

So, I had to find other ways to get by.

>> And what do you list as your occupation

on your tax return?

>> Pirate.

>> Why a pirate?

>> You ask too many questions.

>> I'm a reporter.

Let's lose the notion that there's a romantic

involvement between us.

>> You mean you're too good for me.

>> I mean that we have nothing in common.

>> You think you're better than I am?

>> Maybe I do.

>> Well, I don't see you running for the door.

>> ♪ Tell me where in the world ♪ where in the world

♪ would I go ♪ baby, without you

♪ where in the world ♪ where in the world

♪ would I go ♪ tell me where in the world

♪ where in the world ♪ would I go from here

♪ baby, without you ♪ where in the world

♪ where in the world... ♪ >> oh, whoops.

Ah... >> Ahem.

Good morning.

Did you lose something, or did petey forget to pay you?

>> What?

>> Oh, it was always petey that wanted to be the cop,

not Matt.

>> Petey a cop?

>> Yeah.

What do you think of that?

But, uh, then he went to prison and that sort of...

Killed that.

>> Well, what happened?

>> Well, Matt was in high school,

and one day he got drunk and he stole a police car

for petey's birthday.

Took petey for a joyride, and unfortunately, the police

chased them.

There was a car crash, and, uh, petey was too hurt

to run away, so they busted him.

>> Did Matt tell you that?

>> Didn't have to.

>> You don't miss a trick, do you?

>> We were just talking.

>> Oh, just talking.

Yeah, well, mom, did he mention she's a reporter?

>> I wasn't trying to hide it.

It just never came up.

>> Did you write that story about Matt?

>> It was a mistake.

I know that now.

>> I'd like you out of here.

Now.

Without my robe.

Jesus, petey.

>> I tell you, I thought I was good at getting

what I wanted, but you take it to a whole new level.

>> It's not like that.

>> Oh, yeah?

>> Listen, tell your mother that I know that Matt

was innocent.

I wrote a whole story clearing his name.

>> Listen.

What story? Where is it?

>> On my computer at home with the film.

>> You got photographs?

>> From after the shooting, that's all, but I haven't

processed them.

>> Well, let's go.

>> ♪♪ >> nice place.

>> Here it is.

>> Welcome home.

I'll take that.

On the bed.

>> Doc, no.

>> On the bed!

>> Please don't.

>> Hey, doc, we can cut a deal.

>> No deals, petey.

It's too late.

>> There's always a deal.

Name your price.

What do you want, the armored car?

>> Fuck you, petey, for the last time.

>> Freeze!

>> Very good!

You sleep with a gun?

>> It's the '90s.

>> Tell her to drop it, petey, or you're dead.

>> You're gonna have to shoot him.

>> I'm gonna count to three.

One...

Two...

>> Three!

>> >> Oh, my god.

Is he okay?

>> Let's hope not.

>> Ow!

>> Kevlar!

>> Uhh!

>> Doc, I figured you for a tough guy.

>> Oh, goddamn!

>> What do we do now?

>> You're the citizen.

You want to call the police?

>> He is the police.

>> You're right.

I say we finish him off.

>> Oh, no...

>> You're not a killer, petey.

>> Yeah, well, nobody ever killed my brother before.

>> If Matt were alive, he'd tell you not to do this.

>> That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

>> Aah! >> >> Matt's not alive.

>> Aah!

>> Because you killed him...

And you're not gonna get away with it.

>> Oh, god.

>> How does it feel, asshole?

>> Oh, god.

>> Well, that kevlar's pretty good stuff.

>> Petey, don't.

>> Are you telling me not to shoot a guy you just shot?

>> But that was different.

>> No, I'm gonna finish this.

You tell me something.

Think I'll do it? Huh?

Now, this is for Matt.

>> Don't.

>> Let's go.

>> >> You see? Turning criminal

isn't so hard.

>> I'm not a criminal.

I'm a witness.

>> Tell that to doc.

As bad as it would've been if we'd killed him,

now it's gonna be worse.

>> He's gonna find us, isn't he?

He's gonna kill me.

>> Us. He's gonna kill us.

Stop being so self-centered.

Son of a bitch was right.

>> About what?

>> About me.

He said I couldn't do it, and I couldn't.

>> But that's good.

>> You won't say that when he finds you.

>> ♪♪ >> all right, I'll show you.

So, you just sway your hips.

That's it. Step. Step.

And then you turn around like that.

That's it.

There you go.

It's pretty easy.

I mean, just feel the music.

>> I feel dumb.

>> Tsk. You're just a little shy, that's all.

But it's pretty simple.

You just keep going.

Just go up, up, you know, and then

move your arms way up in the air like that.

It looks great.

You got something, I can tell.

>> Uh, why here?

>> You ever been here before?

>> Well, hardly.

>> Oh, petey, this place is better than prison.

The women here are beautiful.

They sing, they dance, and they're all guys!

No offense.

>> None taken.

>> You remember Dexter?

>> Sure, the hooker.

>> Too bad. She's your new roommate.

>> Well, thanks, petey, but I don't need her.

>> I'm not a hooker.

>> Oh, I get it.

You're a guy, too.

Had me fooled.

>> I've never been in trouble like this before.

>> Well, you get used to it.

>> You don't understand.

You know, I write about stuff like this.

This is not supposed to happen to me.

I just want this to end.

Do you realize that when I first met you,

I was an unidentified witness?

Now I am a fugitive on the run from a renegade cop

whom I shot!

>> Shh. Shh.

>> What? Wait a minute.

Wait, what are you doing?

>> I thought maybe you'd want some comfort.

>> W-weren't you even listening to me?

You know...

Don't confuse what happened between us with a relationship.

Where are you going?

>> I got business.

>> Well, I'm gonna go with you, then.

>> No, in the pirate business, we tend to frown

on press coverage.

>> You don't trust me?

>> Don't confuse what happened between us with a relationship.

>> You're right.

This is research.

It's the story of a lifetime.

>> Fine. Just stay here.

And no reporter stunts, okay?

No phone calls.

Try to think like a fugitive.

>> Sounds like a prison.

>> Believe me, prison is worse.

>> >> ♪♪

>> Hey, petey!

>> You looking for me?

>> What, are you lost?

>> Well, doc and I had a misunderstanding.

I thought maybe you put out a bulletin.

>> No, no, no.

Just doc has his own ways.

>> Yeah, well, recruiting dirty cops is risky business,

unless, of course, you're internal affairs.

Then you have all the dirt on everybody.

>> Well, I can't comment on that.

>> Doc come after you, Mario?

Hmm?

I mean, not a lot of cops eat here.

>> It's a gray area, petey.

I'm a very accessible cop.

People like to give me things.

Nothing big, no cars.

No yachts.

Does that make me a dirty cop?

>> You tell me.

>> I'm a good cop, and you know that.

But if it came down to it, could I convince a judge

or a review board? Nah.

>> Look, you can't have it both ways, Mario.

You have to chose sides.

>> You say that as if you're going after doc.

>> He killed my brother.

>> Don't, petey.

They're unstoppable.

>> Why do you think doc went after Matt?

>> The armored car.

They were gonna pressure Matt to get to you.

>> So, where can I find Max?

>> You know I can't tell you that, petey.

>> You crossed the line for them.

Why not for me?

>> You know, Max, after this job I'll never eat pizza again.

>> Your kid Vinnie.

He may be a hell of a thief, but he makes a lousy clam sauce.

>> Nice office.

>> What the hell you doing here?

>> I'm reconsidering your offer.

>> Butt out of this, petey.

>> Max, you replaced me with Joey the fist?

>> Hey, this guy's got a very impressive crew.

>> I'm not surprised.

They're all undercover cops.

You recruited a sting operation to pull your job.

>> Don't listen to him.

>> Look at this.

Look at this, huh?

There's cops all over the place here!

They got him wired.

Can you hear me, doc?

Test, one, two.

>> He's full of shit, Max.

>> Why should I believe you?

>> Because otherwise your armored car's gonna get

hit by cops, dirty cops.

And then they're coming after you.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Look out!

>> Hold it!

>> You're being set up.

>> I'm getting outta here.

>> No! No! No! No! This way! Go!

Come on! Come on!

Hit it!

>> So, why did you suddenly decide to save me?

>> It's not about you.

You still have a shipment.

I want the job.

>> Hey, I thought you didn't want the heat.

Now it's gonna be ten times as hot.

>> It's personal now.

>> All right, I owe you.

You kept me out of the can.

>> They weren't gonna arrest you.

They were gonna kill you.

>> What's this world comin' to?

>> >> What are you doing?

>> Window shopping.

>> ♪♪

>> Petey says no calls.

Well, what does petey say about typing?

>> No problem.

>> >> There it is.

We're looking at her upload right now.

How's the trace?

>> We got it.

>> Where are they?

>> You're not gonna believe where they are.

>> ♪♪ ♪ for everyone

♪ who ever told me ♪ "girl, just pack it in"

♪ for every time I had ♪ to sit and take it

♪ on the chin ♪ for every broken heart

♪ I ever had ♪ for every time

♪ I fell in love ♪ with some sweet

♪ two-faced cad ♪ I got a bit of news

♪ for everyone here... ♪ >> you know petey Martin?

>> No.

>> I think you do.

I think you know petey Martin.

>> ♪ Take a good look, boys ♪ 'cause shrinking Violet

♪ is in bloom... ♪

>> ♪ I'm coming out ♪ coming up

♪ coming on now... ♪ >> do you think you can do that?

>> Man, these pantyhose...

Not made for guys like me.

Nope.

>> ♪ Life's meant to be filled ♪ with come one and come all

♪ you can simply have your way ♪ but sure have a ball

♪ life is grand, astound me ♪ let down your guard

♪ wrap your arms around me ♪ ooh, it isn't that hard... ♪

>> Where's petey?

>> I don't know.

>> Where's the reporter?

>> Gone. >> So, where'd they go?

>> I don't know, but I gotta go, too.

>> Oh, did you think I was gonna hit you?

>> Aah!

>> You're not going anywhere.

>> I'm going to the future.

I am going in the future.

>> Bad news.

I'm here in the future with you, and unless you tell me

what I want to know, I'm taking you back

into the past, back to prison.

>> No. No. No. No.

No prison, no.

No more prison.

>> No, no, no.

Tell me about the future.

>> We're rich.

A-and I'm a famous dancer.

>> You're rich from the armored car.

>> Yeah, it went great.

>> Hi.

>> Oh, petey!

The police were here looking for you.

>> I know. I know.

So, listen, I, uh...

I gotta go on a little vacation.

>> Oh, god.

What did you do?

>> Nothing. That's why I have to leave.

>> Did you come to say good-bye?

>> It's not forever, mom.

>> You know who killed him, don't you?

>> I can't talk about it, mama.

I'd better go.

>> If you're going to do this for Matt, do it the way

he would've done it.

>> Who said I'm doing it for Matt?

>> Then do it for me.

>> Is it now yet?

>> Whatever you told doc, you'd better tell petey.

>> No.

>> Where is he?

>> I don't know.

>> What happened?

>> Doc. What else?

>> You gotta call it off, petey.

>> What, and miss my retirement party?

No, I have to collect my pension.

>> Petey, do not go tomorrow.

>> No way.

Look, with $20 million at stake, you can always expect

a lot of cops around.

Makes a very good ending for the story.

>> He's gonna kill you.

In the line of duty.

>> No.

Somebody told me the good guys are supposed

to win in the end, you know?

>> >> Petey. What are you

Doing here?

>> I gotta talk to Mario.

>> Mario doesn't live here anymore; You know that.

>> It's Thursday night, Natalie.

You work late, Mario picks you up,

he brings a pizza.

You're dessert.

>> You son of a bitch.

>> Nice work, pal.

Listen.

I've got my pizza, my rocky road,

and Natalie's running in high idle.

This better be good.

>> I'm gonna need some help.

>> Yeah. Okay. All right.

I'll do whatever I can.

>> Right, well...

>> What do you think?

>> I don't know.

>> This may be our only chance.

>> Let's go for it.

>> Morning.

>> Both: Morning.

>> Can I help you?

>> Two cups of coffee.

Four jelly donuts.

>> Make that six.

>> Six jelly donuts.

>> You want something?

>> No! And you better hurry.

>> ♪ Everybody likes ♪ them foldin' bills

♪ and you might need ♪ them little white pills

♪ fast little cars ♪ give some people chills

♪ but I need my baby ♪ to get my thrills

♪ yeah, I need my baby... ♪ >> mambo. What's that mean?

>> Uh, it's a snake, I think.

>> ♪ Oh, I'm just wild ♪ about Mexican food

♪ oh, and you might think... ♪ >> hey, watch it.

>> Oh, hell.

>> ♪ You might need a drink ♪ to come unglued

♪ and I've got to have my baby ♪ when I'm in the mood... ♪

>> What the hell?

>> ♪ ...when I'm in the mood ♪ >> hey.

What's this guy up to?

Aw, shit.

This looks like trouble.

>> >> Dispatch, we've got

trouble here!

>> Come on, come on, let's go!

>> Very nice.

Don't you lose him for an instant.

♪ And lizzy loves ♪ to hear the saxophone

♪ Terri likes the guitar tone ♪ shawny, she wants

♪ the dancin' song, yeah ♪ but I'd rather hear

♪ my baby when she moans ♪ oh, I'd rather hear

♪ my baby when she moans ♪ now, I know you know

♪ Just how I feel ♪ goin' in circles

♪ don't make you a wheel ♪ if I lose my baby

♪ I'll miss a meal ♪ I'll get me another

♪ ain't no big deal ♪ said I'll get me another

♪ ain't no big deal ♪ no big deal

♪ It ain't no big deal ♪

>> Hey! Hey!

Shit.

>> God, did we lose him?

>> Always a pleasure doing business, captain.

>> Freeze, police!

>> Don't bother.

>> Hey, what are you doing?

Who are you guys?

>> Police officers.

>> Not on my ship, you're not.

>> Who else is on board?

>> No on. They're all on shore leave.

>> Yeah, while you do business with petey, huh?

>> In here, popeye.

>> Hey! You can't do this.

>> Come on.

>> This is my ship!

I know my rights.

>> Boy, do you have the wrong cops.

>> Yo, clear!

>> Good plan.

Great execution.

The getaway...

Needs work.

>> Well, you know, give it a chance.

The money will surface in the Philippines.

We'll split it.

The guards get a slow boat ride home, everybody wins, huh?

>> Nice, but the money and the guards never surface.

Neither do you.

>> Hey, doc, we can do a little business here, huh?

Don't shoot.

>> I won't. Not until I see if that's full of bananas.

>> All right, I can understand

why'd you'd kill me, but why'd you kill my brother?

>> Pfft, petey, it was nothing personal.

It was either kill Matt or go to prison.

I wouldn't like prison.

>> Congratulations, doc.

You're gonna make a great story.

>> Like you're gonna be alive to write it.

>> What she means, doc, is you're busted.

>> That should do it.

>> Assume the position, gentlemen.

Read yourself your rights.

Come on.

>> Let's not dally, gentlemen.

>> Doc: It's your word against mine.

I got too much shit on you.

You're not a problem.

>> I'll take my chances.

>> End of the road, doc.

You know, I still got friends in prison.

I could probably make a couple of phone calls for ya.

>> So, petey, if we were in this container,

which one has the money?

>> What money?

>> Okay. It's too incriminating.

But where is the armored car?

>> What armored car, officer?

>> Petey, uh, let's-- let's just--

let's do this the easy way, okay?

>> Mario, they got to you?

>> I am sorry, petey.

>> This was it, this was your plan?

>> My plan was fine.

His plan sucks.

>> Petey, just answer his question.

Where's the money?

>> I spent it.

>> You must be a big spender.

For every cute answer, I'm gonna shoot

your girlfriend in the knee?

>> What's the difference?

You're gonna kill us, anyway.

>> There's a difference.

>> It's over here.

It really was a good plan.

>> We're switching to my plan now.

I hope you're wearing your kevlar.

You too, sport.

>> No, doc, come on.

>> Mario, we enjoyed having you on the team,

but you're too...

Morally ambiguous.

Not this time.

>> I won't say anything to anybody, I swear!

>> Oh, I'll help you keep that promise.

Maybe if he hears you scream.

>> Don't count on it.

>> Aah!

>> Give it up, petey.

You come in, or I pop her right here!

Aah!

Uhh!

>> Hey, asshole, you're under arrest

for the murder of my brother.

Let's go.

>> You still don't get it, do ya? It's your word

against mine.

>> Yeah, and mine.

>> What the hell is going on here, doc?

>> This man is my prisoner in the armored car hijacking.

>> This piece of shit killed my brother.

>> All right, come on, petey, give me the gun.

>> Give me the gun, petey!

>> >> All right, come on, petey.

Let's have 'em.

>> Doc: Yeah.

>> She's got proof.

She's got photographs of petey stealing

the armored car!

>> We're gonna have to have that film.

>> This is my property.

>> That's tough.

Now, let's have it.

>> You don't owe me anything.

>> Oops.

>> Would've made a great story.

>> There you go.

>> It's empty.

>> Where's the money?

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

What money?

>> What's going on, here, petey?

What is this?

>> This is my armored car.

Got the paperwork right here.

I'm shipping it to a client in Beirut.

>> Where's the stolen truck?

The one that was hijacked!

>> Bucko: ♪ when all was finally ♪ said and done

♪ I could not have had more fun ♪ and I'm glad that I'm just one

♪ of the girls ♪

>> ♪♪

>> ♪ Got my motor runnin' ♪ slide me into gear

♪ don't need directions ♪ 'cause we're not driving

♪ far from here ♪ and out here we're waiting

♪ for someone just like you ♪ have to leave my lights on

♪ and I'm about ♪ to need some cues

♪ I want you ♪ to remember me

♪ so rub my bumper ♪ nice and clean

♪ if it's good for you ♪ it sounds good to me

♪ don't you want to ride a ♪ steamroller

♪ I'm built for comfort ♪ not for speed

♪ steamroller ♪ ooh, I got everything

♪ you'll ever need ♪ steamroller

♪ oh, take me for a ride ♪ steamroller

♪ sit up, sit down ♪ sit up, sit down

♪ on me and drive ♪ when the road looks bumpy

♪ you'll always have the key ♪ if you think I'm rusty

♪ just pour a little oil on me ♪ but when I start to rumble

♪ you know I'm on my way ♪ long as you are drivin'

♪ oh, I'll do anything you say ♪ I want you

♪ to remember me ♪ so rub my bumper

♪ nice and clean ♪ if it's good for you

♪ it sounds good to me ♪ don't you want to ride a

♪ steamroller ♪ I'm built for comfort

♪ not for speed ♪ steamroller

♪ ooh, I got everything ♪ you'll ever need

♪ steamroller ♪ oh, take me for a ride

♪ steamroller ♪ sit up, sit down

♪ sit up, sit down ♪ on me and drive

♪ I want you ♪ to remember me

♪ so rub my bumper ♪ nice and clean

♪ if it's good for you ♪ it sounds good to me

♪ don't you want to ride a ♪ steamroller

♪ steamroller ♪ steamroller

♪ Steamroller ♪