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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:04,930 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:35,340 -Perfect. 3 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:38,460 The King will be delighted. 4 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,350 -Right. 5 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:41,080 And next to the Minister of the Interior 6 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,190 and the Bishop of Durham. 7 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,350 Hm. Who have you got? 8 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:44,540 -I don't know. 9 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,960 Probably someone who doesn't speak any English and someone 10 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,320 stone deaf, so I don't cause any offense. 11 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,150 I'm nearly insulted. 12 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:50,950 -All right. 13 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:51,800 Rich? 14 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,990 -Well, how could I possibly think about tomorrow's banquet, 15 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:55,270 when we're about to go to the opera. 16 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:56,360 I'm just too excited. 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,810 -I just don't think I can do it. 18 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,610 -Hm? 19 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,090 -Seriously, I think my body might 20 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:01,840 actually be allergic to opera. 21 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,640 -Fine. 22 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,170 Tell Daddy that, dare you. 23 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,000 -Ma'am. 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:09,970 -Thank you. 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,080 -Wicked. 26 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,500 No way. 27 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,330 Shut up. 28 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,130 -Isabelle. 29 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:19,380 -Hold on, I just have to talk to my brothers, one sec. 30 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,510 Guys, I'm so sorry. 31 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,340 I'm not going to be able to make it tonight. 32 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,600 Exams, and like, I'm totally stressed out. 33 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,920 It's just-- look, enjoy. 34 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,980 Yeah? Wicked. 35 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,050 I would love to. 36 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:29,570 That sounds amazing. 37 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:30,600 -[GASP] -I hear he is pretty good. 38 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:30,970 -Daddy. 39 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:32,080 -Especially at the Wagner. 40 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:32,900 -Poppy. 41 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:35,120 -I've had the most delicious idea. 42 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,440 So I thought we should do a joint visit to the RMC. 43 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:37,700 -[CHUCKLES] 44 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,440 -It's one of my favorite charities. 45 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,280 -[SIGH] 46 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,400 -Your Majesty. 47 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,710 Ma'am. 48 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:50,770 I am sorry. 49 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,560 I was hoping to borrow the Prince of Wales. 50 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,070 -We're just off to enjoy four hours of Wagner, Abigail. 51 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:56,010 -Yes, ma'am. 52 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:58,360 And while I can appreciate the lure, 53 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,750 I have just received a call from Sister Assumpta 54 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,410 at the Innocence housing project. 55 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:02,770 -Oh, yes. 56 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,550 -We were trying to find a convenient time for the prince 57 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,550 to visit the homeless shelter without attracting any press 58 00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:08,200 attention, and she felt that tonight 59 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,350 was the perfect opportunity. 60 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:12,630 -Sister Assumpta? 61 00:02:12,630 --> 00:02:13,430 -Yes, ma'am. 62 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:16,010 She was really pinning her hopes on The Prince 63 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:16,880 of Wales' appearance. 64 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,040 -Uh, s-- 65 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,700 -And Prince George as well, ma'am. 66 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,070 It is a very worthy charity, ma'am. 67 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:23,870 -Yeah. 68 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,790 -I'll break it to the king. 69 00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:30,240 -Thank you, ma'am. 70 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,680 KING: Is there a problem? 71 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,600 -Well darling, it seems that-- 72 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,560 [CAR DOOR SHUTTING] 73 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,500 [SNICKERING] 74 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,670 -Sister Assumpta. 75 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,870 Complete bloody genius. 76 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:42,390 -I knew she'd get us out of there. 77 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,190 You're a star. 78 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:44,320 -Yes, sir. 79 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,070 -Oh, don't give us the look. 80 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:46,870 It's opera. 81 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:49,830 It's a fat bird singing the same line over and over. 82 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:52,160 -I've arranged for a change of clothes to be in the car. 83 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,090 I assume you're going to the club afterwards. 84 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:54,390 -Yeah. 85 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:55,550 It's going to be massive. 86 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:55,820 What? 87 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,290 Hang on. 88 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:58,140 Does that mean actually have to go to the shelter? 89 00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:58,940 -Yes, sir. 90 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:01,030 You have to be a prince for a whole half hour. 91 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:03,480 -Look, get in. 92 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,580 You're not cross with me, really. 93 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:06,760 -Not at all, sir. 94 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,080 Helping you shirk your responsibilities 95 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,420 is what I was born to do. 96 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:12,410 -[CHUCKLES] 97 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:21,760 -Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. 98 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,740 Sod this for a game of billiards. 99 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:24,910 Let's move on to-- 100 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:25,710 -Yeah, yeah. 101 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:27,490 IN UNISON: Tequila! 102 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,290 [LAUGHTER] 103 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,280 -I'm going for a slam, you sort it out. 104 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,690 -So, who fancies a late night tour of the palace? 105 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,040 -Hello! 106 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,020 Hello! 107 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,150 No, no, sorry. 108 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,110 I can't-- I can't hear you. 109 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:43,910 All right. 110 00:03:43,910 --> 00:03:46,420 Sorry about that, go on. 111 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:49,420 Yes, sir. 112 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,330 Yes. 113 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,050 Yes I understand. 114 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,240 -You OK, Peter? 115 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,530 -You need to come with me, sir. 116 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:54,950 -Why? 117 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,330 -I'll explain in the car. 118 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,820 -No, tell me. 119 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:58,620 Who was that? 120 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,930 -That was the Deputy Assistant Commissioner. 121 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:01,830 -To say what? 122 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,510 -It's Tower Bridge. 123 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,080 I'm very, very sorry. 124 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,620 Your Majesty. 125 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,110 -[SOBBING] 126 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:27,110 MAN 1: Get everyone out of here. 127 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:29,600 [CHATTER] 128 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,090 WOMAN 1: The king. 129 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:39,080 MAN 2: Time of death, 22:33. 130 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,250 -Hang on. George. 131 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,050 Where's George? 132 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:56,050 -You travel separately. 133 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:59,540 -Let's go. 134 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:04,030 [MUSIC PLAYING] 135 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:06,910 -Sir. 136 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:10,900 Sir. 137 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,640 Your majesty. 138 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,840 -Iain, is he-- 139 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:26,640 -Yes. 140 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,930 I'm very sorry, Majesty. 141 00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:34,620 The um, Prime Minister is on his way 142 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,150 to offer his support and pledge his fidelity. 143 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:39,230 Talked to the Controller and the Lord Chamberlain, 144 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:41,420 and arrangements for the funeral are underway. 145 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,430 We'll have your father's body brought here 146 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:45,680 tonight and then moved to St. James. 147 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,550 Books of condolence will be set up in the Mall, Kensington-- 148 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:49,350 -Where's my mother? 149 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:50,400 -The queen's on her way. 150 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,160 All of your family should be here within the hour. 151 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:52,920 -Your Majesty-- 152 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:53,740 -Yeah, uh, look. 153 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:55,840 Can you get me a Red Bull, or just a Coke or something? 154 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,640 -Right away, sir. 155 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,710 -Probably tomorrow, you'll receive ambassadors 156 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,120 and high commissioners from the Commonwealth. 157 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,500 There are also calls, the President of the United States 158 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,140 has rung-- -Oh God. 159 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,090 I don't-- I don't want-- 160 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:07,210 -It's OK, you don't have to speak to any of them tonight. 161 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,220 -Any of them who? 162 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,020 -Well, the usual. 163 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:09,980 His Holiness, the Pope. 164 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,720 The Archbishop of Canterbury, of course. 165 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,530 The president of the French Republic. 166 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:14,330 -All right. 167 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,040 I just need a splash. 168 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,490 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 169 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,230 Right. 170 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:37,030 What's next. 171 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:45,980 -The Prime Minister. 172 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:01,480 -Your Majesty, I am so sorry. 173 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,810 Your father was a great man. 174 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:03,610 -Yeah. 175 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,750 He was something else. 176 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:05,960 He used to alway-- 177 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,490 -Prime Minister. 178 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,290 You ready? 179 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:31,640 Do you swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance 180 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,320 to his majesty the King, his heirs and successors, 181 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:39,070 according to law, so help you god? 182 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,830 -You all right? 183 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:43,260 -Just about. 184 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:44,430 He seems OK. 185 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,280 -Yeah. 186 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,150 He'll be uh-- 187 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,970 -Yeah. 188 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,460 -So, we've just become the king's page to the back stairs 189 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,520 then, eh? -I don't know. 190 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,820 But I have a sinking feeling he's 191 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,220 now talking to the king's valet. 192 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:57,920 -[LAUGHS] Very sad. 193 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:58,730 -Awful. 194 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:00,100 Just awful. 195 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,910 -[SOBBING] 196 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,590 -Hey, um, Johnny, right? 197 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:16,390 -Jimmy, sir. 198 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,190 -Yeah. 199 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,150 I think we could uh, all do with a drink. 200 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,940 -Of course, sir. -Make sure they're stiff ones. 201 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:21,520 -Oh yeah. 202 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,680 While the nation mourns, the royal family gets plastered. 203 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,600 Brilliant. 204 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,470 -Treble for her. 205 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:26,970 As much as you can get in the glass, 206 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,120 and go easy on the tonic. 207 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,850 -Are you sure you don't want a bit of puff, George. 208 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,720 Maybe something a bit stronger. -Now, now. 209 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,050 Poppy. 210 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:33,010 -Don't call me that. 211 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,050 -Daddy called you Poppy. 212 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:34,850 -Exactly. 213 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:35,770 QUEEN: James. 214 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:36,570 -Yes, ma'am. 215 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:37,400 -Lime, not lemon. 216 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,200 -Yes, ma'am. 217 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,000 -I'm sorry. 218 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,040 Are-- are we going to talk about this at all? 219 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,900 Oh, or am I the only one that's a little bit worried? 220 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,880 Rich? 221 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,040 King? 222 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,410 -Actually, I prefer a white wine. 223 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:48,210 Something dry. 224 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:50,410 -Mommy, for God's sake. 225 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:51,210 I'm sorry. 226 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,000 I love my brother. 227 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,800 -Yeah. 228 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,170 -I love my brother. 229 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:56,800 But surely we're all just a little bit worried about this? 230 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,600 Are we not? 231 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,150 I mean, Rich opening Parliament? 232 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:01,540 Rich visiting Australia? 233 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,060 -Well, we'll have to look after him. 234 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,050 -Yes, darling. 235 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,680 And you'll have to get used to a little 236 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,390 less time in the spotlight. 237 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,550 -Excuse me? 238 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,170 -James, why are you still here? 239 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:18,780 Now, let's see if we can all remember 240 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,070 how to behave, shall we? 241 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,550 -I want some olives. 242 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,660 I want some bloody olives! 243 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,830 And no one ever asks me what I think about anything. 244 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:35,870 -No. 245 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:36,670 No. 246 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:46,200 -Well, my darling boy, it's all yours, now. 247 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,170 [CHATTER] 248 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,930 -How long have you been queueing? 249 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:58,830 WOMAN 2: Eight hours. 250 00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,720 -Eight hours. 251 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,290 And drove all the way from Durham. 252 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,450 WOMAN 2: We did, yes, ma'am. 253 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,130 -Well, I'm sure my father would have been deeply touched. 254 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,050 MAN 3: You should be the queen. -I'm sorry? 255 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:05,580 MAN 3: You should be the queen. -I'm sorry? -I'm sorry? MAN 3: You should be queen. 256 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:06,310 -I'm sorry? MAN 3: You should be queen. 257 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,250 -Me? 258 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:07,720 Queen? 259 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,670 MAN 3: Yes, ma'am. 260 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,590 -Oh, well I'm sure my brother will make a wonderful king. 261 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:11,520 MAN 3: But you're the oldest, the better one. 262 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,790 -That's very kind of you to say so. 263 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:13,670 MAN 3: Your Highness! 264 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,440 [CHEERING] 265 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,390 -Thank you. 266 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,850 Thank you very much. 267 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,840 -Hm. 268 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,450 Wasn't expecting you. [KISSING] You don't have to do this. 269 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:27,290 I can do this alone. 270 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:27,530 -No. 271 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:28,330 Iain's right. 272 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,260 I-- I should. 273 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,740 Have you talked to Mommy? 274 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:31,720 She seems weird. 275 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,680 -Not out here. 276 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,050 Even if a mic doesn't pick us up, 277 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,340 they'll have lip readers on us. 278 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,830 -Yes, of course. 279 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,790 Look, I'll do all this. 280 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,260 Uh, you can get out of here. 281 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,250 -No, I don't mind. 282 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,260 I quite enjoy it. 283 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,460 -No, go on. 284 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,280 Have a break. 285 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:14,090 -I've tried to get you an appointment with your brother. 286 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:16,350 His Majesty's page is getting back to me. 287 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,600 He's going to help himself to your favorite charities. 288 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,760 He's going to pull rank. 289 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,560 Shove you aside. 290 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:26,490 And he's never shown any interest in any of this. 291 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,130 And I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm out of line. 292 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,340 -No, no. 293 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,920 You're frustrated. 294 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,380 -Ma'am, may I speak frankly? 295 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,850 -Of course. 296 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,570 -You should be queen. 297 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:38,370 You should. 298 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,990 You're the oldest child, the most able, 299 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,550 charismatic, the hardest working, 300 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,220 it's what your father would have wanted. 301 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,140 -But Simon, my brother is king. 302 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,000 -Yes, but if people could only see how obviously 303 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,610 wrong he is and how you are so-- 304 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:04,840 -You know how I've always been loyal to my king. 305 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:09,700 And how I could never ever do anything to hurt my brother? 306 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:20,600 -So that accounts for sections C, D, and E. Good. 307 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Oh, hang on. 308 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,040 What about the Duke of Blakesley? 309 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,320 [SNIFFS] Next. 310 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,050 The coronation. 311 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,710 Now, I didn't want to tread on the Earl Marshal's toes, 312 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,380 and it is, of course, eight months away. 313 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,410 -So why don't we discuss it another time? 314 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,120 -Yes. 315 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,560 After the funeral, we shall move you into your new apartments. 316 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,750 I believe they're removing your father's belongings now. 317 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,550 -What? 318 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:49,880 -It all has to be archived, sir. 319 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,170 -You're touching his stuff. 320 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:52,770 -It will be sent to Windsor. 321 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,580 These are important historical documents. 322 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,630 -No, they're my father's. 323 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,390 Get out. 324 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,380 Everybody out. 325 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,810 [KNOCKING] 326 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,310 -Go away. 327 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,840 Iain send you to sweeten me up? 328 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,840 -It's all I'm good for. 329 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:07,360 -Where's the family? 330 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,560 -They've all returned to Windsor. 331 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,000 Your mother needed some attention. 332 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,850 -Well, I'm going to Windsor then. 333 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:13,990 -Yes, sir. 334 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,040 I'll make sure a car takes you there just as soon 335 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,900 as you've seen the ambassador. -Yeah, yeah. 336 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,700 All right. 337 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,490 I get it. 338 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,290 -I'm sorry. 339 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:28,640 When my mother died, it hit-- it-- 340 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,240 it hit me much harder than I ever admitted. 341 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,110 -I didn't know that. 342 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:34,000 I'm sorry. 343 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,950 How are you now? 344 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:38,300 -Well, I smile a lot, but inside I'm in bits. 345 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,900 -I'm very sorry your loss. 346 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,700 -Thank you, sir. 347 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,970 -Who knows that we skipped the homeless shelter 348 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,300 and went straight to the club? 349 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,460 -No one who'll tell. 350 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,310 -Would you give me five minutes? 351 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,450 I'll do everything I'm meant to, just five minutes. 352 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,560 -Of course, sir. 353 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,290 [PHONE RINGING] 354 00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:13,090 -Hey, it's me. 355 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,530 MIRANDA (ON PHONE): I'm really sorry about your father. 356 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,900 -Yeah. Look, can you get over here? 357 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,960 MIRANDA (ON PHONE): I'm not sure that can happen. 358 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,760 -I-- I know. 359 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,430 Well, I'll-- I'll make it happen. 360 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,960 Please. 361 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,760 -Abby! 362 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,740 Hi, Abby. 363 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,900 -Oh, hey Simon. 364 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,700 -Right. 365 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,020 Uh, fancy a drink? 366 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,820 -Bit busy, mate. 367 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,620 -Oh, I see. 368 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,840 Too busy for me now. 369 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,340 -Oh, well there's some funeral in Westminster Abbey tomorrow 370 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,570 morning, but apart from that, yeah, 371 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,870 my diary's completely empty. -Oh, come on. 372 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,220 Everyone's moping around, and you 373 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,080 look like you could do with a break. 374 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,050 -I've got a meeting on the outside, sorry. 375 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,670 -Hot date? 376 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,350 -Don't start getting all cute, now I work for the King. 377 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,080 -So you think I'm cute? 378 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,060 -Bye-bye. 379 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:47,860 -No, seriously. 380 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,440 We should talk about how Princess Eleanor could help. 381 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,240 Over lunch. 382 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,000 -Suddenly really, really busy. 383 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,800 -Working dinner? 384 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,640 -Nice and discreet. 385 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:12,090 -Abby, congratulations. 386 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,570 Relax. 387 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,470 No one's interested in you. 388 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,390 Not yet. 389 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,440 I was thinking champagne? 390 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:17,820 -OK. 391 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,860 -I mean, a book about the drunken Prince of Wales 392 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:22,810 will always do good business, but a warts and all 393 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,610 expose on the King. 394 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,850 Our book is going to be mega. 395 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:27,840 -Yeah. 396 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,460 -You're quiet. 397 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,430 -Oh. 398 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,900 It's-- uh, it's just a bit mental in there. 399 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,880 Lady Clarks' come bursting into tears. 400 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,810 -The Lady Clarks. 401 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,230 Oh, I love it. 402 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,820 Are they as upset as the page or the presence 403 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,590 and the keeper of the privy purse? 404 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,680 I'll order us a bottle. 405 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,590 Oh, what you're doing, it's amazing. 406 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:50,120 It's brave and it's-- oh, you're shining 407 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,800 a light on the monarchy. 408 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,420 Do you know, you walked in and you looked a bit flat, 409 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,210 I thought, oh god, she's got cold feet. 410 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,440 And then I thought, shit! 411 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,970 She wants more money. 412 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,450 -[LAUGHS] 413 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,850 [INDISTINCT YELLING] 414 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:16,820 -Jimmy. 415 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:17,840 -[MOANS] 416 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,290 -Jimmy, wake up. 417 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,070 -Ruby, for God's sake. 418 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,580 -We've run out of gin. 419 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,760 And it's your turn. 420 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,930 -I'm asleep. 421 00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,420 Bugger off. 422 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,220 Ruby! 423 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,680 -Well, you hid a stash somewhere downstairs, 424 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,560 after the deal with the English cricket team. 425 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,400 -Hey, Jimmy. 426 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,900 Nice pants. 427 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,890 [LAUGHS] 428 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,890 -[SIGH] 429 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:41,870 -I'm sorry, Miranda. 430 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,160 I shouldn't have called you in. 431 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,870 It was just a wobble, and I'm fine. 432 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,540 And everything's going to be just great. 433 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:51,780 [SIGH] If someone just said, get ready, 434 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,030 it'll happen in a year's time. 435 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:53,830 A week, even. 436 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:58,470 It's just-- [SIGH] I just don't feel like a king. 437 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,410 -Get up. 438 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,310 -Hm? 439 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,360 -Go on, get up. 440 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,290 Go sit there. 441 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,090 Go on. 442 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,090 -Mm. 443 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,590 [LAUGHS] 444 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,110 MIRANDA: Go on. 445 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,590 There. 446 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,960 You're king. 447 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,760 See? 448 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,630 It's easy. 449 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:52,100 Nothing to it. 450 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,430 It's like falling off a very posh log. 451 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:29,360 [CHATTER] 452 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:37,910 -Oh my God. 453 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:40,380 -Jimmy, will you hand the tiniest details over. 454 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,860 -They were just kissing. 455 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,330 -Well, who was she? 456 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,960 -All I saw was her back. 457 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,780 She had dark hair, nice ass. 458 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,480 For a girl. 459 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,550 -Did he say what she sounded like? 460 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,040 Did he say anything? 461 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,230 -Think her mouth was full at the time. 462 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:56,750 Jimmy didn't tell me everything, I bet. 463 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,920 I don't think they were just kissing. 464 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,760 -Ridiculous. 465 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,310 And Mummy would have heard long before you, silly boy. 466 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,430 -Queens don't know everything. 467 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,600 Especially not these things. 468 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,070 -Excuse me? 469 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,580 -We all love Queen Charlotte, of course. 470 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,900 But now we've got a new king. 471 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:19,350 So maybe, you and she don't know everything these days. 472 00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:20,570 Do you? 473 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,890 -There is no way his majesty would do anything like that. 474 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,250 -Oh, darling boy. 475 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,160 You're new. 476 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,170 When you have my experience, you'll 477 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:29,770 find it all comes to you. 478 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:31,510 It's like a sixth sense. 479 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,390 -Yeah. 480 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,100 Are you sure? 481 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,400 -Apparently it was in the poodle position. 482 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,400 -No, 'cause I'm the bloody valet. 483 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,720 And he tells me everything. 484 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,660 -Everything? 485 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,970 Not the fact they did it four times. 486 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,770 -Wicked. 487 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:46,730 Who's the lucky girl? 488 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:49,010 -I don't know mate, but apparently she gets a latrine. 489 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:49,810 -What? 490 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:50,610 -Does Jimmy know? 491 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,050 [PHONE RINGING] 492 00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,720 -"The Sun" have a palace insider who claims that last night, 493 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,560 his majesty and a mystery woman were bonking each 494 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,510 other's brains out nonstop for seven hours. 495 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:09,240 Did nearly every position in the Kama Sutra 496 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,250 on the bloody throne. 497 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:18,720 I mean, I'm going to find this palace insider 498 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,610 and break their bloody legs. 499 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,640 There goes the honeymoon period! 500 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,460 -I was not. 501 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,350 It's a lie. 502 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,900 Am I really so stupid, I'd do it in the bloody throne room? 503 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,360 -Sometimes the crazier the story, the more people buy it. 504 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,030 -I take it there was a young lady, sir? 505 00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:37,200 -They're delaying the splash because of the funeral. 506 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,750 But they won't wait long. 507 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,040 We need to prepare a strongly worded denial. 508 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,470 -Why bother to deny it? 509 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,520 It's beneath us. 510 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,240 -Iain, it's the first story they have about him as king. 511 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,350 It sets the tone. 512 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:48,070 -So does manipulating the press. 513 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,150 Once we start spinning-- 514 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:49,960 -Do you know what they're going to say? 515 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,190 It's going to be vicious. 516 00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:54,380 Something like, they'll write, "royal dick," or "royal member 517 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,270 gets a new job." 518 00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,450 -"Bonking in palace." 519 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:57,970 -Yeah, thank you, Abby. 520 00:22:57,970 --> 00:22:59,670 -"Crown jewels get a fresh polish." 521 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:00,980 -"My penis in her Abbey." 522 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,330 -Oh, for God's sake, will we please remember where we are? 523 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:06,050 -Well, "The Sun" won't. 524 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:06,890 Sir. 525 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:10,560 We need to spike the story and find whoever leaked this. 526 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,150 -We could give them the girl. 527 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:17,340 The girl that was with you. 528 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,790 And they go after her, she becomes the story. 529 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,030 -No. 530 00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,610 -May I ask who the young lady is? 531 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,200 -No. 532 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,120 And don't even think about trying to find out, 533 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,530 or I'll bury you. 534 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,600 I need to prepare for my father's funeral. 535 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,650 -[SNICKERING] Oh, man. [LAUGHS] 536 00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:40,740 -Why are you laughing? 537 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,930 We're meant to be paying our respects to Daddy, 538 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,800 and our brother's already cocking it up. 539 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,600 -It's just another story for the comics. 540 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,090 Half the country will be thinking, what a lucky bastard. 541 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:50,280 -Yeah. 542 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,490 And the other half will want to burn us at the stake. 543 00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:53,730 -That's witches, sweetheart. 544 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:55,210 They cut our heads off. 545 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:57,510 -With Eleanor, you'd probably have to do both. 546 00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,590 -[LAUGHS] God, sis. 547 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:01,340 -Am I the only one? 548 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,040 Am I the only bloody one? 549 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:20,540 -Come on, then. 550 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:50,020 -[SOBBING] 551 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,880 -Izzy, you come stand next to me. 552 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,850 Eleanor, swap places with her. 553 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,580 -You're going to be OK. 554 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,380 Great. 555 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,890 Don't worry about the public or the 2 billion people 556 00:25:01,890 --> 00:25:04,310 watching on TV. 557 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:05,840 We're right beside you. 558 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,330 You just think about Daddy. 559 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:39,080 -The King is dead. 560 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,080 Long live the King. 561 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,420 -You know, I was always uh, scared of him. 562 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:57,120 Yeah, some twat is uh, probably gonna tell me that I'm 563 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:01,260 in denial, but uh, I'm not going to miss him at all. 564 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,660 Just scared the pants off me. 565 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,800 You'll be like that. 566 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,000 -Oh, shut up. 567 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,990 -Rich, people have been scared of you 568 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:10,640 since you started shaving. 569 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:20,270 -I'm not like him. 570 00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:24,070 -Well, you certainly proved that last night. 571 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:25,450 Let's do a round next week. 572 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,040 Pop up to Scotland. 573 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,400 Do 18. 574 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,950 And then get some jet skis. 575 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:32,600 [LAUGHS] Like we did that time. 576 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,280 God, do you remember? [CHUCKLES] When 577 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,060 you nearly killed that old fisherman? 578 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,450 I thought we were going to get strung up. 579 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:45,620 -Whatever happens, whether we deny it or not, 580 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:46,450 they run the story. 581 00:26:46,450 --> 00:26:47,360 Yeah? 582 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,480 -Y-- yes, sir. 583 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,010 -Today, they all stared at me walking behind his coffin. 584 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:57,570 And when the story breaks, they'll just think-- OK. 585 00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,320 I want to show the people who I really am. 586 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,450 Show them I'm not just a kid who just shags around. 587 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:04,260 And I want to do that in a live television interview. 588 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:05,060 No hiding. 589 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:05,860 No secrets. 590 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:08,110 We'll get them to ask me what happened last night so I 591 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:09,810 can break the story in my own way. 592 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,200 Explain it and stop "The Sun" having an exclusive. 593 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,150 Now look, I know this is risky. 594 00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:16,000 But I want to do this. 595 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,970 I want it to happen. 596 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,430 And you're going to make it happen. 597 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,510 Oh great. 598 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:25,390 Well that's-- thanks. 599 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,250 Thanks for the votes of confidence. 600 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:31,490 -Yes, well sir, it uh, does it have to be live? 601 00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:34,590 -Of course it has to be bloody live. 602 00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:35,640 Jonty? 603 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,810 -I'm worried it'll backfire. 604 00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:37,610 -Oh, yeah. 605 00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:39,150 Because I have never faced a camera. 606 00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:40,290 Never talked to the press. 607 00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:42,290 -Well, not without the chance to cut or re-edit. 608 00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:43,810 -That [SIGH] that's the point. 609 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:45,160 -All right. 610 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,960 Your majesty. 611 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,230 Is it true that you've had sex with over 300 women? 612 00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,030 -On which tour? 613 00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:54,050 New York or Madrid? [CHUCKLES] And then, I'm just-- 614 00:27:54,050 --> 00:27:54,850 oh, come on. 615 00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:55,650 That's for you. 616 00:27:55,650 --> 00:27:57,430 It's a joke. 617 00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:58,720 -You can't joke when it's live. 618 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,140 They'll ask about your girlfriend. 619 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,050 -Yeah, fine. 620 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,310 -About screwing her on the throne. 621 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:03,940 -I wasn't. -Well, you'll want to say what? 622 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,320 That you were just holding hands? 623 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,730 You think they'll let you do that? 624 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:07,570 -I'll deal with it. 625 00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:09,340 -They'll dig up all those old stories about you. 626 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:10,990 Make you explain yourself over and over. 627 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,400 And they'll find some new ones, too. 628 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,200 -Well, bring it on. 629 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,080 -They'll compare you to your father. 630 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,560 Make you look like a kid. 631 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,200 They'll make you lose your temper, make you say things-- 632 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,000 -Jonty! 633 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,280 -I'll brief you night and day. 634 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,110 Do mock interviews. 635 00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:22,860 Ask all sorts of questions. 636 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,430 But please, sir, please. 637 00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:26,270 Don't risk it. 638 00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:27,120 -I want to. 639 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:27,920 -Jonty's right. 640 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,720 -No he's not. 641 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,590 -With respect, sir-- 642 00:28:29,590 --> 00:28:30,390 -No, shut up, Iain! 643 00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:31,700 For God's sake! 644 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:32,870 I know what I'm doing! 645 00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:34,220 I can handle these people! 646 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:38,020 And I won't just suddenly lose it. 647 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:38,820 Gah, shit! 648 00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:44,710 I won't. 649 00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:45,510 And I'll be fine. 650 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,740 Abigail? 651 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,270 What do you think? 652 00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,890 -I think you'll be brilliant, sir. 653 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,420 -Thank you. 654 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:09,900 Well, there we are, then. 655 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,230 -Brilliant. 656 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:13,400 Brilliant? 657 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,250 We're letting his majesty the King discuss his sex life 658 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,080 on live television with a complete stranger, 659 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,330 and you think it's brilliant! 660 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:20,500 -What was I supposed to say? 661 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,450 He needed me to support him. 662 00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:25,620 I had to say that. 663 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:28,940 And you never know. 664 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:31,360 -You never know. 665 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,440 [SCOFFS] I'd better talk to the Prime Minister. 666 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,070 He is going to love it. 667 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:42,020 [KNOCKING] 668 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,960 -Ma'am? 669 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,340 -Tell me everything. 670 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:56,690 -Hello. 671 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,540 -Hello, tiger. 672 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:03,220 We're here to shoot your governor. 673 00:30:13,070 --> 00:30:13,870 -Right. 674 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,450 If we do 15 minutes here, then you 675 00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:16,910 can talk me through how we're going 676 00:30:16,910 --> 00:30:20,720 to sell hospital cuts to "The Guardian." 677 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,410 Oi, Miranda. 678 00:30:22,410 --> 00:30:23,360 Coming or not? 679 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,710 -I know you're advising him as best you can, Iain, 680 00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:33,430 but this is still a pretty bloody lousy idea. 681 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:35,420 -His majesty knows his own mind. 682 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,990 -We all know how loyal you are, Iain. 683 00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:39,490 I just don't want to be the PM who watched the monarchy hang 684 00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:40,950 itself and didn't try to warn them. 685 00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:43,900 -And from a press point of view, this is horrific. 686 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,050 Thanks. 687 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,080 Live. 688 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,230 -Anyway, who is this dim tart he's supposed to be shagging? 689 00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,710 -Teddy, you're enjoying this a little too much. 690 00:30:51,710 --> 00:30:53,330 -I know it's just a newspaper headline. 691 00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:54,750 But if he buggers this up tonight, 692 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,440 he might never regain the nation's confidence. 693 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,070 I mean, he'd always be "Tricky Dickie." 694 00:30:59,070 --> 00:30:59,870 -Yeah. 695 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:00,770 We've been there. 696 00:31:00,770 --> 00:31:03,130 -I bet you have. 697 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,960 How difficult is it for him and his bird to tie a knot in it? 698 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,430 Keep it in their pants? 699 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,200 -Who've they got to interview him? 700 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,000 -Joanna Woodward. 701 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,800 -Oh, shit. 702 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,060 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 703 00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:14,270 Talk him out of it. 704 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,460 She ate me alive last time. 705 00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,890 -We have been working on questions-- 706 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:18,430 -And she flayed the skin off my back. 707 00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:19,440 -The king is determined. 708 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,930 -You know, she made Gaddafi cry? 709 00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:22,050 -Can't you go with the BBC? 710 00:31:22,050 --> 00:31:23,250 I mean, get somebody soft. 711 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,540 -With ITV, we have some measure of control. 712 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,420 If they play dirty, they blow the chance 713 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,470 of ever getting his Christmas broadcast. 714 00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:33,120 -You think you're going to make it 'til Christmas? 715 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,560 Good luck, Iain. 716 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,680 Well certainly be watching. 717 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,230 Won't we, Miranda? 718 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,700 -It's quite nice in here, isn't it? 719 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,500 -You wait. 720 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:50,980 -Not bad. 721 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:52,800 Tell you what, though. 722 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,310 When I worked on the Bond, we shot 723 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,170 in the Grand Palace Bangkok. 724 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:58,150 Now, that's impressive. 725 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,410 [KNOCKING] 726 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:03,530 -Yeah, do I look all right? 727 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,760 Yep. 728 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,740 -Ahem. 729 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:08,600 Do you have time for your sister, sir? 730 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,610 -Yeah, go on. 731 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,270 All right, just give us a minute, will you now? 732 00:32:19,950 --> 00:32:20,750 No. 733 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:21,030 Don't. 734 00:32:21,030 --> 00:32:21,960 No more of that. 735 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,800 -Oh, Rich. 736 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,660 You're king, whether we're alone or not. 737 00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:25,710 -Yeah, tell me about it. 738 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:26,510 -Oh. 739 00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:28,880 Good luck. 740 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,390 You all set? 741 00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:31,190 -Yeah. 742 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:31,990 Yeah, it's good. 743 00:32:31,990 --> 00:32:32,980 -Good. 744 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,360 And they've briefed you properly? 745 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,360 Going live can be a minefield. -Yeah, all right. 746 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,380 Thank you. -All right. 747 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,180 Touchy. 748 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,720 -Was there a reason you came by, I'm on in 10 minutes. 749 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,580 -There is. 750 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,660 Mommy's worried about you. 751 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,890 She doesn't think you're up to it. 752 00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:50,000 -What? She said that? 753 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,800 -No. 754 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,270 I'm-- you know she never actually says anything. 755 00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:55,030 Unless it's laced in arsenic. 756 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,890 We're the only ones who know what 757 00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:03,500 it's like to be the circus. 758 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:07,390 To face the cameras alone. 759 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:10,820 To uphold our Daddy's memory. 760 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:13,280 -Did he ever-- God, you were so much closer to him than me. 761 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,630 Did he ever say this-- -No, no, no. 762 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:15,550 Forget about him. 763 00:33:15,550 --> 00:33:16,800 -Well, I should've been there. 764 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,560 -Uh, Rich. 765 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,060 You were visiting a homeless center. 766 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,900 You can hardly beat yourself up over that, can you? 767 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:21,700 -I didn't. 768 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,790 George and I just buggered off to the club 769 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:30,360 and-- [SIGH] do you really think I'm going to screw this up? 770 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,360 -No. 771 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,160 No. 772 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,470 I just wish you'd spoken to me first. 773 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:38,730 [CHUCKLES] You know I'll always be here to pick you up, 774 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,720 don't you? 775 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,220 -Hm. 776 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,400 -Hm? 777 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,200 -Hm. 778 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,330 -Yeah, basically your pole is short in a building like this. 779 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,710 What'd you expect? 780 00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:54,380 You'd think your boss would put his hand 781 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,090 in his pocket to fix it, though. 782 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,310 -Hello. 783 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:04,110 Hello. 784 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,130 Uh-- 785 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,960 -This is going to be great. I've spoken to Joanna-- 786 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,740 -I know, Jonty. 787 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:08,470 Enough now. 788 00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:09,300 I'm ready. 789 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,640 -Yes, sir. 790 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,420 -Joanna. 791 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,570 -Your Majesty. 792 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:15,290 -You have some reputation. 793 00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:16,480 -So do you, sir. -[LAUGHTER] 794 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,280 -Shall we? 795 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,080 -Absolutely. 796 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,850 Are you going to beat me up, Joanna? 797 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:34,200 -Oh, I'm a softy. 798 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,850 -Five, four, three-- 799 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,890 -Good evening and welcome to Buckingham Palace. 800 00:34:41,890 --> 00:34:44,950 I'm Joanna Woodward, and tonight it is my great honor 801 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:48,650 to talk to one of the most famous men on the planet. 802 00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:51,610 Whether for his role as monarch or for his ability 803 00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:55,580 to drink 13 flaming Sambucas in an evening. 804 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:58,720 I'm talking, of course, about his majesty, King Richard IV. 805 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:03,130 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 806 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:09,050 -Now you insisted on this interview being filmed live. 807 00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:10,080 Why is that? 808 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,540 -Uh, well Joanna, I thought it was important to give people 809 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,290 a better sense of their new King. 810 00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:17,330 And I wanted to do it live to show that I'm not trying 811 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:19,080 to spin my image or manipulate what I say. 812 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,790 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): Well, I'm sure-- 813 00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:22,070 -Not an idea man. 814 00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:23,530 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): Some might 815 00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,930 say that's a wonderful, brave, and open gesture. 816 00:35:25,930 --> 00:35:26,730 -Thank you. 817 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,270 -Good man, good man. 818 00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:31,600 -Is it true that you spiked a "News of the World" story that 819 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,590 claimed that you'd been begging your sister, Princess Eleanor, 820 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:37,520 to become queen in your place? 821 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,450 -[LAUGHS] Uh, gosh. 822 00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:43,590 I-- I uh, I'm sure the "News of the World" 823 00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:45,630 have some wonderful tales, but I can promise you, 824 00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:48,500 the last thing my sister wants is to be queen. 825 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,370 -Mm. 826 00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:49,980 Go Rich. 827 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,830 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): So now, what would you 828 00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:53,400 say to a single mother of four, living on a tough housing 829 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,860 estate, what would she make of your performance tonight? 830 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:57,660 -Oh, Joanna. 831 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,010 I think it's a little unfair. 832 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:00,540 This isn't a performance. 833 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,920 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): But she must see you, 834 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,750 she must hear everything you've been saying. 835 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,680 Like, for instance, that you only 836 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,690 cost each taxpayer the equivalent of a Kit Kat. 837 00:36:08,690 --> 00:36:11,990 And-- but she's still broke, and you're still living in luxury. 838 00:36:11,990 --> 00:36:15,730 -Well, I would try and explain that um, just as-- 839 00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:16,530 -Iain. 840 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:17,330 -Hm? 841 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:20,470 -You're holding my hand. 842 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,350 -Oh, well. 843 00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:22,400 Sorry, sorry. 844 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,000 - --in this palace, which is owned by the people, not me. 845 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,920 And I do it because I represent the crown. 846 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,160 -When did you discover this sudden devotion to the people? 847 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,100 -Uh, when my father died. 848 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:33,870 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): Your father's death 849 00:36:33,870 --> 00:36:36,010 didn't stop you bring your lover into the palace 850 00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:37,200 in the boot of a car. 851 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,510 Or then having sex with her in the throne room, did it? 852 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:40,310 -No. 853 00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:42,960 Uh, I have to confess, I do still have a love life. 854 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,620 Um, however salacious you wish to make the details. 855 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,420 -And who is she? 856 00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:53,170 -And I'm learning, uh, single man or not, 857 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:56,750 that my uh, behavior has to change. 858 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,440 By the way, what is a Kit Kat? 859 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,420 [CHEERING] 860 00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:02,840 -He shoots and he scores! 861 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,310 -That's my line. 862 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,240 He stole my line. 863 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,210 I'm serious! 864 00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:11,170 -Oh, you could charm the nations, sir. 865 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:11,580 RICHARD IV (ON TV): [CHUCKLES] Oh, 866 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,090 Joanna, you should be careful. 867 00:37:13,090 --> 00:37:15,350 You're in danger of being nice to me. 868 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:17,680 JOANNA WOODWARD (ON TV): What would you say to the quite 869 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,570 rational argument in defense of the monarchy, 870 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,490 that it's a necessary figurehead, 871 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,020 wouldn't you say that people are right when they say that-- 872 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:27,120 -May I speak to the producer, please? 873 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,420 Tell them it's Clarence House. 874 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,720 JOANNA WOODWARD: --and be the choice of the people? 875 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,610 -Well no, I didn't agree. 876 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:32,780 And, well, this is a political matter, and something 877 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,260 that I can't get involved in. 878 00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:37,530 -Great answer. 879 00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:39,520 So who wrote your script for tonight? 880 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,460 -Oh, Joanna. Come on. 881 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,500 This is a live interview. 882 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,460 We both know it's live. 883 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,670 JOANNA WOODWARD: No, come on. 884 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:44,550 We know the real you. 885 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:45,720 Caught with your pants down. 886 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,250 A buckle in one hand and the crown jewels in the other. 887 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,050 I'm sorry. 888 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,080 I'm sure you're not used to being 889 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,890 spoken to like this by your servants. 890 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,220 -I don't have any servants. 891 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,630 -Footmen, then. 892 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:57,430 Butlers, valets, pages-- 893 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,310 -Oh, please, God. 894 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,850 JOANNA WOODWARD: --a whole entourage. 895 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:00,840 Come on. 896 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,380 I thought we were being open. 897 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,600 No spin, you said. 898 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,700 -My image is spun every day by tabloid gossip. 899 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,750 JOANNA WOODWARD: Every story about you is untrue. 900 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:08,060 -No. 901 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:08,950 No, not all. 902 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:12,340 JOANNA WOODWARD: So which ones are true then? 903 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,200 Your Majesty. 904 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,000 Come on. 905 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,570 So which of these nasty press stories about you 906 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:17,740 gives us the real you? 907 00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:26,790 Which of these stories-- which do you think 908 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:29,740 would have upset your father the most? 909 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,630 What did your father think of you? 910 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:37,300 -I never-- I never got the chance to ask him. 911 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:43,100 -Because you weren't there when he died. 912 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,970 You were out at a nightclub. 913 00:38:44,970 --> 00:38:46,700 While your sister and mother-- 914 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,520 -What do you want? 915 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,320 -Just the truth. 916 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,130 -No, no. 917 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:56,050 You want-- you want me to be both common and royal. 918 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:58,160 You want me to lead you as head of state 919 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,830 and then trip up so you can stuff me 920 00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:03,180 on the cover of "Heat" magazine. 921 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:04,110 I love getting drunk. OK? 922 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:04,910 I love it. 923 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,860 Clubbing, dancing, all of it. 924 00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:08,600 I've tried drugs. 925 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,720 I make a fool out of myself most of the time. 926 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,280 And I've hurt people just to bury stories about me. 927 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,850 I am ashamed and terrified I'll never 928 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,300 live up to my father's standards. 929 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,620 I just want to hide. 930 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:19,420 Get drunk again. 931 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:20,670 Scream from the roof. 932 00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:24,090 And most days, I feel like a little boy, a fool. 933 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:25,770 But I love my country. 934 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:28,820 And whether it's in Cardiff, or in Edinburgh, or just driving 935 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:32,550 over the Pennines, I have this incredible buzz. 936 00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:35,980 I couldn't be more proud. 937 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:40,280 And I hope one day I can repay the favor. 938 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,170 -Your Majesty. 939 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:44,620 Thank you for your candor. 940 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:52,160 -That was all right, wasn't it? 941 00:39:58,390 --> 00:40:00,270 -Train wreck, right? 942 00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:02,240 -Sky ran a poll straight afterwards. 943 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,800 Asked the question, will Richard make a good king? 944 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,540 53% said yes. 945 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,510 -Well, so not dead yet. 946 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:10,880 -Not yet, sir. 947 00:40:14,090 --> 00:40:18,490 -I know I've always treated you like-- oh, you know. 948 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:22,070 Always getting me in and out of parties and stuff. 949 00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:24,400 -Stuff? 950 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,730 -Quite a lot of stuff, wasn't it? 951 00:40:26,730 --> 00:40:28,190 -Your majesty. 952 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:31,660 [GIGGLING] You were fantastic. 953 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,440 God, I was glued to my seat. 954 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,240 Wasn't I, Simon? 955 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,050 I was glued. 956 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:35,550 -Yes, ma'am. 957 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,800 Congratulations, your Majesty. 958 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,970 -Thank you. 959 00:40:37,970 --> 00:40:39,550 -I'll try and book in to see you soon. 960 00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:41,570 And well done, again. 961 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,630 Wow. 962 00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:43,430 -Thanks, darling. 963 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:47,960 -Only 53% said yes. 964 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,800 -So 47 already on our side. 965 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,380 -Mhm. I'll need to find the lover. 966 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:52,550 He's very protective of her. 967 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,760 -How do you get on with Abigail? 968 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,560 -Very well. 969 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,360 -Hm. 970 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,770 He's got a soft spot for her. 971 00:40:57,770 --> 00:40:58,950 She'll be the one with the secrets. 972 00:40:58,950 --> 00:40:59,800 Go for her. 973 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,860 -Yes, ma'am. 974 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:03,980 He's not-- she's not the lover, is she? 975 00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:05,690 -[LAUGHS] Oh, Simon. 976 00:41:05,690 --> 00:41:06,810 We don't do staff. 977 00:41:06,810 --> 00:41:07,610 You're funny. 978 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:14,330 -I need you around. 979 00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:19,330 You're straight with me, honest. 980 00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:21,050 Id I'm going to have a chance in hell, 981 00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:22,590 then I'll need you with me. 982 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:24,630 You'll be there, right? 983 00:41:24,630 --> 00:41:26,380 -Yes, sir. 984 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,180 -Good. 985 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:18,470 [SOBBING] 986 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,120 -Niel. 987 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,350 -Mr. Roberts. 988 00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:32,250 Hello. 989 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,830 I thought you'd be out there with him. 990 00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:36,660 -No, I wanted to spend some time with you. 991 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:40,480 Did I ever tell you that I once had a drunken snog 992 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,790 with Felicity Knight of "The Sun"? 993 00:42:44,790 --> 00:42:46,330 Now, if I was Felicity, I'd have been 994 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,220 grooming you for some time. 995 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:51,230 Casual meeting by accident in a bar. 996 00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:53,290 Then tickets for a club. 997 00:42:53,290 --> 00:42:55,370 A film premier. 998 00:42:55,370 --> 00:42:57,170 All because you're mates. 999 00:42:57,170 --> 00:42:59,340 Champagne every time you meet. 1000 00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:02,140 And then the offer. 1001 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:04,290 Just the truth. 1002 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:08,230 A chance to tell his side of things. 1003 00:43:08,230 --> 00:43:12,310 Never meant to be a betrayal. 1004 00:43:12,310 --> 00:43:15,210 -The way she put it, she already knew about the stuff 1005 00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:16,370 with him and the girl. 1006 00:43:16,370 --> 00:43:18,020 It was only when I tried to correct her 1007 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,910 that I realized she was bluffing. 1008 00:43:20,910 --> 00:43:23,860 And that I'd given it to her on a plate. 1009 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:27,570 I was trying to explain that he was stressed 1010 00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:30,080 and that he's human. 1011 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,210 And that he's going to be a wonderful king. 1012 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:36,220 I'm so ashamed. 1013 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,240 -Yeah. 1014 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,570 First thing, you're not going to tell anyone about this. 1015 00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,280 But you're going to let Felicity know that you're 1016 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,820 up for selling other stories to her. 1017 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:46,160 But I'll tell you what to say and when. 1018 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,160 -OK sir. 1019 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,090 Yes, sir. 1020 00:43:48,090 --> 00:43:51,490 -That way, you get to keep your job. 1021 00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:54,790 But if I ever do need the inside track on what his majesty's 1022 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:59,870 planning or thinking, you'll be happy to tell me. 1023 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,230 Won't you, Neil? 1024 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,620 [CHATTER] 1025 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,110 [KNOCKING] 1026 00:44:37,110 --> 00:44:38,600 GEORGE: Piss off! 1027 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,360 [CHATTER] 1028 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,260 -Oh, there he is. 1029 00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:47,910 Here he is, ladies and gentleman, 1030 00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:52,690 the man, the myth, my bloody brother. 1031 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,510 Come on in. 1032 00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:54,310 Come in. 1033 00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:55,540 It's lager o'clock. 1034 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:56,910 We're saving up the empty bottles 1035 00:44:56,910 --> 00:44:58,420 to throw at the piper at dawn. 1036 00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:59,220 Hey. 1037 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:00,400 Did you get my text, mate? 1038 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,750 I just wanted to say, I thought it was absolutely hilarious. 1039 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,000 Well, stop standing in the doorway like a bloody page. 1040 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,990 Come on in, you fool. 1041 00:45:07,990 --> 00:45:09,820 -No, I-- I just wanted to check you were OK. 1042 00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,340 -Of course I'm OK. 1043 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,180 I'm George. 1044 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:15,080 -[LAUGHS] 1045 00:45:20,910 --> 00:45:23,030 -You all right? 1046 00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:23,830 -Yeah. 1047 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,610 -Hey Rich, now you're the big man. 1048 00:45:30,610 --> 00:45:32,140 Any chance of giving me Scotland? 1049 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,390 [MUSIC PLAYING] 70221

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