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Reality junkies.

It's gonna be okay.

Victor's a great guy.

You're gonna meet your new stepbrother and your uncle.

We're gonna have a great time. Don't worry, I know you miss your dad, but

jerk anyway.

Come on.

Come in.

My new wife Marie.

Mrs. Evelyn. My new daughter Evelyn. Nice to meet you.

Hey guys, come on over.

Hey, pops. What's up?

This is my son Joey.

Your new stepbrother.

How y 'all doing?

Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure.

This is my brother Tommy. Bill.

Hello, Tommy. Nice to meet you. Your new stepuncle. Hey, how are you?

Joe, what's going on?

Well, actually, we have... Tons more furniture to get up the apartment, lots

stuff to clean up, lots of stuff to do. That's right.

And Evie is a little sad right now, so if you guys could get her comfortable

with the house, maybe show her her room.

Yeah, no problem. You can show her the room. Okay, cool.

Well, we've got a lot of work to do. All right. Yeah, you guys go ahead and get

it right now.

Come on, hon.

Hey, what's wrong?

Yes, what's going on here?

You look sad.

We were in the kitchen and we saw you. We thought we'd come in.

I'm just, I don't know. My dad ran off with that babysitter.

I don't know. My mom's so ready to, like, you know, come into this. And I

it, but I just, I'm just feeling a little bit, like, neglected, I guess.

I can understand that. Well, we've got to turn that frown upside down somehow,

right? Well, I mean, you're a beautiful girl. I mean.

Do you not have a lot of friends, I guess?

I mean, you know, we didn't live super close to here, so I had to move away

everybody.

But, I mean, I don't know. I'm just trying to, like, you know, get used to

didn't hear that.

Yeah. Oh, Lord.

You're so bad.

Very attractive. She's a beautiful girl.

Absolutely. Thanks. Take very good care of yourself.

I wouldn't sweat it.

Yeah. My whole life I haven't yet.

Where did you get these socks, by the way?

I got them from the store.

Yeah, they're pretty suggestive. My mom doesn't like when I wear them, but we're

not really on the best terms right now, so I'm not really trying to please her.

You said you did move far away, so they were going to be a while getting back, I

guess, right?

Yeah, it's a pretty long drive.

She'll be able to find something, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah. What do you think?

Get your mind off it?

I mean, I'm just ready to move on, you know.

Yeah. I know.

You should move on.

Wow.

Oh.

How about that?

I think I like our new steps.

What do you think, Uncle?

More time.

I think you're getting happier already.

Why don't we get you a little more comfortable?

I like

your beads.

She's no more.

I don't know what I think.

Ooh, wow.

Thank you.

You are a dirty girl, huh?

Just start giving him your ass.

Oh, my

God.

Can you go a bit nicer for me?

I think we can fit them both in there.

Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Oh, that looks good.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Thank you.

Yeah. Knock,

knock, knock, knock, knock.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

You feel better?

Yeah, definitely.

I do, too.

What the fuck is going on?

What are you guys doing?

Being helpful?

Helpful? You're just like your fucking father.

God, man. DNA.

At least she feels better.

Yeah, I do feel better. I mean, if you want, we could do it again.

Yeah.

Reality junkies.