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God, I'm so horny.

It's been so long since I had a good fuck.

Everyone tells me to try online dating, but it's the worst.

Painstaking dinners with loser after loser.

And none of them will even put out.

Is this what the rest of my life is going to be like?

Snap out of it, Alina.

You don't need these loser men.

You've got your trusty vibrator.

That's all you need.

Where on earth did I put that thing?

Look at this.

I haven't seen this in so long.

My college sweetheart, Xander.

We were so good together, but my parents hated him.

My mom insisted he was beneath me.

She wanted me to marry a doctor, but look at those eyes.

He had the most gorgeous cock, too.

I can't believe I listened to my mom and broke up with him.

Everything could have been so different.

God, what I would do differently if I could go back.

If I had the chance to do it over, I would never have listened to my parents.

If I could go back.

If I could go back.

Oh my god, it's my parent's old house.

Is that 18 year old me?

Look how young I was.

Aw, Sandor, you're so cute.

Babe, we don't need grub.

Come on, you have to take this test seriously or you'll never get into pre

Pre -med? What's the name of pre -med?

My parents?

I mean, they only want me to marry a doctor.

Really?

Seriously? You're going to drink directly from the bottle?

Why so serious?

Well, it's just that this is really important to me.

Okay, babe.

Seriously? This test is important.

Don't you want to amount to anything?

You know what?

Whatever, alright? Come get me when you're done being a bitch.

such a bitch.

I remember this is how we broke up.

I cannot lose Xander and that cute little ass of his again.

Who the fuck are you?

You better appreciate what you have with Xander or you're gonna lose him.

Uh, what's it to you?

Can't you tell?

I'm the future you.

That's right.

You're going to grow up and be sexy as fuck.

Oh my god.

You are me.

Yeah, that's what I told you.

I filled out nicely.

Let's get serious.

If you don't fix things with Xander, you're going to be online dating at my

What's online dating?

Just forget about it. Come on. We need to fix things.

Here's something for you.

I'm sorry that I said you wouldn't amount to anything. It's just that...

My parents have really been stressing me out lately.

It's okay, babe.

Who's this?

I look out for her.

So, are you two gonna make up or what?

Come on, you guys

don't have to be all peachy with me.

Why don't we give him a proper apology?

I want you to show me.

That's it.

Now watch.

You like that?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, babe, I like your front.

You guys are really cool together.

It's my turn now.

Help her take it off.

You're such a good little cock whore.

Get it nice and slobbery.

Oh,

wow.

So we show you.

Wow.

Babe, are you cool with me having sex with your friend?

Oh my gosh.

He's gonna love this.

Holy shit, whoa.

Take those panties off.

Yeah.

Yeah, you are.

I can almost stick it in her tight little arm.

Your finger.

Fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder.

Thank you.

What is he talking about?

Thank you.

What the hell?

Definitely.

It's with you this morning.