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You kids excited about the big game tonight?

Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.

I can't wait. I mean, it always brings us together as a family, well, step

-family, you know? Yeah.

It's important to bond.

You're going to be back from school plenty of time. You're not going to have

worry about being late or anything.

No. I'm going to be here. I stopped at the grocery store. I got some snacks,

chips and that type of thing. Oh, thank you so much.

Well, we have healthy snacks right here.

Oh, 100%. First, we're going to do breakfast.

Thank you so much. Okay.

All right, great. That sounds really good.

Here you go.

My handsome growing boy.

Oh, we need napkins, though. This is the best thing ever.

Oh, my God. These napkins.

These grapes are incredible.

Aren't they tasty? They're so delicious. I got them fresh from the farmer's

market. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's one of my favorite activities to do as a

Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, you know what else I like to do as a family?

Watch games.

You know it, Bob.

Basketball, you know it.

Well, come on, darling. I mean, you know, there's other things we can do as

family. Basketball, not so much. I think we should, you know, try and... Try

and, you say?

Try and do a family thing. Maybe go to the picnic.

Oh, yeah.

What is it called? A place that holds picnics? I can't think of it. You try

include you in it.

I got you a matching outfit, but you chose to wear me today, you know.

Basketball talk is not...

Do you guys want to talk about football?

No, no, no. We're not doing sports.

I want something that we can do as a family. I want us to go on a picnic.

Maybe we can pick some fresh fruits.

That was more

like a lamp.

Three points right here.

We don't want to keep talking about basketball.

What can we do? So do you think maybe having a picnic at that special park?

Yeah. I think that would be so good.

Oh, right down the street. Yes. Come on. We've got a picnic table. I think it's

like specifically just for picnics. So there's no actual like. Yeah. I think

I'll reserve that in advance though. So you should go online and check that out.

I will definitely reserve it in advance.

We are not too old for that. I understand you're all grown, all in

understand that.

But we're still a family, and I still want us to do things together, okay?

Hey, you know what else is at that park? Some basketball, Chris.

Ooh.

Speaking of which, speaking of which, why don't we go work on that layup shot

right now? I would love to. Can I come?

You want to come, Lily? Yeah, can I come?

Look at that.

You know what? I guess I'll get some lemonade, and I'll get you some snacks.

See? Now you're participating.

Now see which one works for you.

I want you to try to help your sister this time. I don't want you taking the

fucking ball. Okay?

I'll help her. No.

Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?

Hey!

I did so good.

I think you're so good, huh?

Come on, big guy.

See what you got.

Can I have a side?

You can.

Good job. Yay!

This is so fun.

I love basketball.

The next one to do is going to try dribble, okay?

Okay.

Oh, this is so hard.

This, is it? Yeah. Can I go like this?

Or no? No, that's called a double dribble. One hand.

One hand. You can do two hands.

At the same time or no? You can do it between your legs.

Sometimes I am.

Okay. Something like that. Yeah.

Less of a slap and more of a push. More like a push?

I don't know. Can you show me again?

Okay.

Oh, I see. The harder you push down, the harder it comes back.

I think it went natural.

Really?

All right, so this is an easy shot right here.

Okay. Oh.

That was so cool. Should I give it a shot?

I told you, girl.

You can do better than that. All right. Maybe I just need more, like, basketball

lessons or something.

All right.

You're going to try to get it right in the... There you go. All right. Ready?

One, two, three.

Oh, perfect.

Like that.

All right. Give it one more. One,

two.

Let's see what you got. One more.

You know what we're going to try?

Let's try it for a real shot.

Okay? You want one?

There you go.

There you go. There you go.

Did I give it a shot?

Pop the wrist.

There you go.

Was that good?

That was good.

Oh, thank you.

Wait for it. Do it again, though, okay? There you go.

Dude, where did you go?

Come on, give it another.

You can do it.

Good shot.

Try it again.

The most important thing is you don't want anything to distract you.

Stay focused.

No matter what goes on in the game, you always want to pay attention to the

ball. You always want to keep your eye on the ball.

You know, I think she's ready.

Why don't you try to pass with some three -pointers?

Sure.

Come on over here.

Come on.

When passing, the most important thing to do, right?

Make sure you start with this.

Like this?

Yeah. Your team player has his eyes on the ball, you know, because otherwise

you'll get away from me getting the wrong hands or even worse, risk an

All right. You're going to want to spray something.

Yeah, all right. There we go.

All right.

Or even worse, pull something.

All right.

There you go, pal.

Thanks.

Whoa.

Keep your eye on the ball here.

Yeah, it gets away from you sometimes.

I can't wait for the game tonight.

I know.

I'm tempted to put some money on it, but it'll kill me. It is, Mom, anyways.

Oh, yeah, she loves her little lemonade.

Yeah, where is that lemonade?

All right.

I'm not going to make any sense.

I can't wait for the game tonight. Give her a few bucks on the game. Mom will

kill you. Oh, if she kinds out. Well, Mom, I don't know. Don't hurt her. Oh,

hey, honey.

I've been yelling for you guys. It's about to start. And you're going to get

sunburned. Let's go inside. Come on.

Let's go inside.

Oh, baby. Big game.

You guys excited?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is going to be great. I cannot wait.

I love basketball. Did you put that money down, Pops?

I did.

I'll tell your mom.

If we win, I won't have to.

Oh, God. You wouldn't do that to me again, would you?

Oh, my gosh. I'm going to stop telling you when I put money on games. Oh, wow.

I think Mom will figure it out.

Are you making those snacks for us? I don't know. Where are those snacks?

I know. I'm still hungry.

This is a really good one.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh my gosh, chocolate sounds so good right now. It sure does.

We're not having gummy worms right now.

We're looking for chips and like soda or something.

Oh, they clash so bad.

Oh, well, sweetheart.

Fruit? No, thank you, darling. No, I told you. I already had some fruit

Pixie, do you want some fruit?

I would love some fruit. Thank you. Okay. I'll take some later.

Okay. Thank you, dear. Of course. I had grapes and strawberries for breakfast.

I know you did.

I do, too.

Pixie said she'd like a pizza earlier. Remember that part? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You still hungry, dear?

Yeah. You want a pizza? I would love pizza, yeah. Okay.

Make that a pizza, sweetheart.

Yeah. Just call it in if you have to.

Oh.

Oh,

come on!

Jesus! What are you doing?

You're right there!

I'm sure you never traded him.

Oh, see, that was a mistake, wasn't it?

You know what? Maybe this year.

Oh, wow.

Is that what you said?

Yes, thank you. Oh, my God.

This is so good.

What are they even doing?

Well, right now, it's called a layup. Why is, okay, but why are, like, he just

keeps, like, just dribbling the ball. He's not throwing it. Well, I mean,

honey, he's trying to get his concentration in.

Very distracting, you know.

How is it distracting? He's just literally just running around with the

Like, it can't be. Did you want some?

Oh.

He's not running with the ball. That would be traveling.

Yeah. I mean, well, okay, whatever. He's traveling. Like, he's in the same spot.

He's not going anywhere, though. Well, he will, honey. Just give him a moment.

Give him a moment. Because that would be a double dribble if he moved.

Double dribble? Travel? This is, I don't know. This is just nonsense.

Well.

You know, honey, I thought you were going to put on your team outfit for us.

You promised. Eventually you'd get into this.

Yeah, why don't you be more like sis?

Did you enjoy it?

Are they winning?

Stupid commercials.

That's why I like football better than commercials.

Told you.

Yeah. We got DVR and then we get the commercials. Enough. We can't afford

right now.

What's all that commie propaganda they put on? I don't want to watch.

Hey, check it out. Jean's back in.

Oh, right.

Honey, you got those snacks ready for us yet? I'm bringing pizza. Someone said

they wanted pizza.

I want pizza. Hey, I'm tired of, like, walking back and forth. There's a slice

left. She didn't want a slice.

Honey, didn't you want a whole pizza? Yeah.

Can we get more pizza for you?

Hey, I don't want it. Just order a pizza.

She's hungry. Look at her. Do you need all the pizza?

You did.

I saw you. I saw the plates in your room earlier.

Those are our different pizza plates.

No, those are our pizza plates. I know what they are.

She's wasting away. Will you look at her? She's tiny. I know. She's a very

little thing.

But that's why I brought you.

Okay, whatever. You know what? I'm just going to sit down. My favorite. I'm

going to try to understand this basketball game that you guys are

Because right now, I just don't. I don't even.

I'm just tired. My feet hurt, okay?

I'll rub them for you later. Thank you.

You have to rub mom's feet later, too. You know what? I'm going to make you rub

my feet, too.

No. I'm going to learn how to rub feet properly.

Actually, like, try to put a little muscle in them.

Okay, let's see.

Oh, they look really nice right now.

So why are you not... They're, like, just talking.

What do you mean, why are they talking? Because it's between quarters.

I don't even know what's happening.

I don't understand how you guys enjoy this.

Honey, we just try to... We find ways. Just enjoy the show.

Pixie, why did you even get into this? What made you want to watch

basketball?

I just think it's so fun.

I know.

Isn't there a better way to bond or something?

Kind of. With boys, maybe?

I don't know. I mean, you're just jealous because you feel left out. I do

because I don't enjoy this.

I wish there would be more things that I actually enjoy.

Oh, like the picnic thing again. I promise you we'll get to it. Picnic at

farmer's market.

Always with the farmer's market.

Favorite family activities.

Yeah, I do love it there. Okay, it's nice and relaxing.

great produce.

I think we have enough produce.

You have to keep restocking it.

I don't buy the produce anymore.

Yeah, obviously.

Pixie, I think we're going to have to start going and buying the produce

together so you can also learn how to pick out the fruit.

I love that. That sounds awesome.

Well, maybe next time they'll come with us and you can pick out the bananas

you'd like.

Okay.

Oh, that

was a cool move that

he did.

That was pretty cool.

I don't know. I got the TV for one second.

Come on.

Well, every time there's a foul, they stop the clock.

Yeah,

you really can't. The time isn't really, it's not real time. It's not really

accurate. It says, like, it says it's 12 minutes. It's been 12 minutes for,

like, the last half hour. Well, I mean, that's the whole point of stopping the

clock, like you just said.

Yeah, every time there's a foul, every time they call timeout.

Otherwise, it would be over in 20 minutes. It should be really, it should

this long.

I concur.

You know, this game started a long time ago, too. The players were a lot

different. They weren't all seven feet tall.

Yeah, these men are monstrous. They're so tall.

Yeah, that's why the whole ten -foot hoop thing really isn't that impressive

anymore. You know, people were five feet tall back in the day, but now they're

all giants. They should change those. Make them net 20 feet tall. Let them see

how good you play. Yeah, right?

Yeah.

I'd be interested in watching the sport this year. I think a lot more people

would, wouldn't they?

Yeah, the rules haven't changed since the sport started.

Massachusetts, isn't that right?

That's right.

That's right. Springfield, I believe.

You going to try out again this year?

I was thinking about it.

know what team I'm talking about. It could be football.

I'm not even talking about basketball because I'm just watching right now.

That's all you guys have been talking about. And I don't even know what Dixie

wants to enjoy and like partake in the basketball box with you guys.

I just want to feel included, you know?

She just wants to feel like part of the family. I understand that.

But like she can do that. We can do that differently. It doesn't have to be

basketball. It can be a different activity.

I still do

not understand what you guys see in this. Like that one move that they did

really cool. But other than that, it's like, this is not interesting.

Girls just don't get it sometimes.

I mean... Is it the bonding thing?

That's what it is. It's the bonding thing.

You know, women would be interested if they had their own basketball league or

something. Maybe people would watch it. I doubt it. Who would want to play?

I wouldn't support... I wouldn't want to play that.

I'd get hurt.

running back and forth like that? I don't see it.

Maybe Pixie will be good at it, you know?

Pixie is athletic, you're right, but not for basketball. Oh my gosh, she's super

athletic. She's got great stamina. She's great with balls.

She's a very talented girl. I'm very aware of that.

But Pixie, it's just not basketball.

Too much of a contact sport for you?

Yeah, I don't want her to get hurt.

How about football?

Fine, she could play tennis.

What? No.

Why not tennis?

That's better.

She's going to be a gymnast.

Sure.

Well, I mean, obviously.

How about cheerleading this year? You could try cheerleading. Oh, I think that

would be cute.

I think I could do a good tumble.

Yeah, I think when gymnastics or cheerleading, anything like that would

really good for you. I think so, too. I think that would be perfect.

Yeah.

I like to wear a cute little outfit too.

Yeah, I think we should look into that.

I'm actually, I think I'm going to look into that, honey.

You're good with that? I like that. Yeah.

I think that'd be cool.

I'm sure that the college has like a gymnastics team or like a cheerleading

team. Sure do.

Yeah. We'll check that out.

Pass the ball already.

Jesus.

They're only up two now.

They're what?

They're only up two points, which means we can get a three -pointer and pull

ahead.

But no one's even throwing the ball. They just keep running back and forth,

dribbling it, bouncing it, and, like, passing it through. So no one's even

trying to make a pass.

Well,

there's so many minutes left.

Well, if they take a shot and the other team gets the ball away from them and

ends up down the other end of the court, then we're in trouble.

You see?

That's just how that works.

There's this big baby rolling around on the ground grabbing his ankle.

No one even, like, sees him.

I saw that, and he, like, just tripped on his own.

Yeah, he does that. He's been playing for over 20 years. When is he going to

give it up?

Does he do this all the time?

All the time.

He cries like a baby.

Oh, my God.

That's useless.

Look, they're replaying it. He literally just tripped himself. Why is he trying

to put down the other guy? He's trying to get a foul.

Yeah, exactly.

He's just trying to ride with his last few years.

He's almost my age.

He's still playing this game.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I know, right? He needs to retire.

Yeah, he needs to give it up.

This is for the young guys to get in there.

Exactly.

I guess they said that the guy didn't, like, follow him? Was that the term?

Yeah, they know what he's doing.

That was so fake.

Would they have paid millions for this?

They wouldn't have stood it.

No, they shouldn't.

There's doctors and scientists working on a cure for cancer whose names we'll

never know and these fucking guys making millions.

It's true.

It's not about what you're doing, it's about how much money you're pulling in,

baby. Wow.

Sports just pulls in more money. That's it.

Yeah, I'm just learning new

things, you know.

That was really exciting, watching them score like that. Yeah, I told you. See,

now you can. Now, like, the fans just, like, cheering.

That's what I'm telling you girls. It's camaraderie.

We'll take you to a live game one day, and you can see it up close. You guys

take Pixie. Do you want to go to a basketball game?

Oh, yeah, I would love that. Can we all match, too?

Oh, that would be so cute. Honey, come on. Maybe you guys, I don't know, I

know about, maybe just Pixie can go.

I mean, dear, you're going to have to get into the sport eventually.

And we can take cute pictures too.

Okay, that's cute. I like the picture thing.

That's a cute idea. I like that.

Okay, maybe.

Come on, pass the ball already.

What is he doing? Why is he hogging it, man?

It's the thing that I was complaining about earlier.

I mean, there are some players that never really get involved.

Yeah, that guy sucks.

Did you see that? No.

So weird.

Oh, what's the rough doing?

This is what I'm not understanding. Everyone's talking again.

Are they trying to figure something out with the ref?

Is that what you were saying? They're strategizing.

Yeah, I mean, they're trying to come up with a play.

It's hard, you know? It's complicated.

I don't know.

I mean, it's a very complicated game.

But it's still pretty simple. How is it complicated?

They won't throw the ball to make the basket. That's all they have to do.

You know, I guess nuance.

Yeah, to the untrained eye, I suppose that's what it was. The untrained eye,

excuse me? Like a basketball, like...

Oh, okay, okay.

I mean, I'm not complaining to be a professional athlete or anything. He's

that track suit like a coach. Yeah, I got a track suit.

Did that? I think you're right. I think that got to his head, that little track

suit.

You know, I mean, they use their hands a good amount, too.

All right.

Well, sweetheart, if you want my whistle so bad, you can take it. I know you've

been complaining about it for days.

Oh, can I have the whistle after?

You can have the whistle. Do you like the whistle, honey?

Whistles for everybody.

Whistles for everybody.

I'll order some more today. Here, look. Can we get a family pack?

I mean, that would be great.

Thank you, darling. So loud.

Oh, thank you so much. But you know what? It'll be perfect. Because then I

just pretty much use that whistle to call you whenever you guys are out there

playing basketball. Oh, yeah. That sounds like a great idea. Yeah, get your

attention. Like a dinner bell.

Yeah, like those little triangle bells. Yes.

How old do you think we are? Come on.

That's a good idea.

Honey, maybe we should all sit and go online and find one of those.

That's a good idea.

That way when you're done making dinner, you can just... Remember Grandma used

to use it? Oh my God, you guys.

You guys are insane.

Yeah, because they're pretty far out there on the court. It's like so far

from the house.

I was going to say, we didn't hear you when you were yelling earlier. I know

didn't hear me. That's why I had to walk all the way over there.

Well, if you had a dinner triangle bell or a whistle, whatever you want to call

it, you wouldn't have to scream so loud. Actually, maybe you should order those.

If there is a family pack, like Pixie was saying.

I think you should. Yeah?

Yeah. Well, I mean, we'll look into it right away.

Pixie, do you have, like, a favorite color you'd like to have? Oh, can I

like, a pink?

Yeah. Maybe if there's, like, yeah. See if there's, like, a cute pink color for

the girls. Okay. And then whatever color you guys want to get. I mean, I think

it'd be probably blue or something.

You'd like that. You love blue.

Yeah, I mean, we could, I don't really want the blue because I want it to match

with Pixie.

That's a great idea. I'm not playing basketball every weekend.

Why not?

That sounds so fun.

You don't play any weekend.

Yeah, and we're going to keep it that way.

Oh, you could be a cheerleader.

You spend your entire weekend trying to stop the rest of us from enjoying our

game. That's how it feels sometimes.

I'm just trying to bond with you guys differently, not through basketball.

Oh, you can take good pictures.

You're a great photographer. What are you talking about?

I know I'm great at it, but I just not while you guys are playing basketball.

I like family portraits.

You know, you guys all sit down and pose nicely for me. That's what I prefer.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we'll do that too.

Yeah, we'll have a really nice family album.

Let me help you out there.

There you go.

Thank you, dear.

You're welcome.

Oh, my God. The guy again. His ankle. What is his problem?

You know, I'm pretty sure the way his contracts are written up is if he can

an injury right now and go out early, he's slipping. Oh, for sure. That's like

huge part of the sport.

That's insane.

Well, I mean.

It's all fake.

I bet you it's like, is the game even like, it's probably bought. We already

know who's going to win, huh?

It's rigged, for sure. There's no way.

Sometimes it feels that way when our team doesn't win.

Yeah, for sure.

This is getting pretty good with their hands out there on the court, though.

not going to lie.

Yeah, I've learned how to pass, how to dribble.

I've learned how to make a great shot.

What does that even mean?

I don't know, but it was a good technique, I think.

Use both your hands to throw it up in the air.

Yeah. Are you not supposed to, like, throw it? Well, I don't know if I'm

to underneath kind of throw it. Yeah, like an underhanded baseball.

Oh, like softball. Oh, like that.

Like how a girl would do it.

Excuse me, just why?

Why do you assume a girl would do it that way? Because that's how they do it

professional softball.

I thought we were talking about basketball, though.

We were talking about balls.

They do all the similar things.

See, how is this not confusing for you? When you were out there, were they,

like, talking about all these different things?

They were. I was a little confused, but I was just trying to go with the flow,

you know?

Like, just following the instructions.

She gets it. You guys feel like she's as good, though? Like, she just kind of

caught on? Yeah, she didn't have it.

Well, Rome wasn't built in a day.

It's just about how often you practice, and I'm putting in the work every day.

Well, look at you.

Oh my goodness.

I'm telling you, I just, I don't understand why you guys loved it.

They constantly blow that whistle. They stop playing.

It's just ridiculous.

Mom, do you ever stop complaining?

Seems that way, right?

Maybe you'll get it one day.

I don't know.

We'll try to get your mom addicted to it like we got you.

Mm -hmm.

That's what we ought to do. That is what we should do.

It's honestly a lot of fun. What, get me to, like, actually go out there and

play with you guys?

Yeah.

Who knows? Maybe we can go to a game.

We already established that you guys want to go to a game and we want to wear

matching outfits.

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe.

We'll see.

Is there a bar? Maybe they have a bar there. But you should really come. It

would be so fun.

Oh, there's snacks and drinks. Yeah.

That would be good.

Yeah. See, now you're getting into it.

I would love it if you would come, Mom.

You should really do it.

Do you think so?

Yeah. I'll think about it. I'll think about it. We'll see. This whole, like,

them having restaurants, snacks, and drinks, possibly.

That could convince me.

Okay. My mom's getting into it now.

They have really good hot dogs. They're right here.

They have hot dogs there? Mm -hmm. Do they have, like, specialty type of hot

dogs? Mm -hmm. Of course they do. Of course. They're really good ones.

The Chicago Street Dogs and all that stuff. Okay,

so they do have, like, the specialty ones. Do they have, like, fancy gourmet

ones? Yeah. Oh, I mean, I want to say fancy gourmet. Yeah.

It's still lips and assholes that they scrape off the slaughter room floor.

Let's not get crazy here. Honey, why do you speak language like that? Well, it's

what it is. That's food they're eating?

Wow. It's, honey.

Well, it's where all these hip new places are always having these, like,

type of foods.

Yeah. They, like, upscale hot dogs with different toppings.

I mean.

Whatever. Whatever.

It's classic. You have to get hot dogs and popcorn.

Oh, that was cool.

That was, right? Yeah, nice.

Nice. Oh, did we even clap? Oh, my God. Yeah, he's trying to get excited.

I was excited.

Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, I think we're going to win.

I know.

Yeah, actually, it looks like it.

I really thought that your team sucked, but they were, like, really good.

I hope they win. I got a lot of money. on this game. What?

Oh, I mean, um... Shut up!

Johnny's got a lot of money on this game. I told him to stop gambling, but

just won't do it.

Don't blame it on me. I'm the one of you.

You guys, I hope you guys are just messing with me. I'm only two now

We wouldn't put money on it.

I don't know. I don't trust you two together.

Mike, you know, what that would do, that would take the fun out of this game, I

think.

to make it a lot funner if you want. Oh, I don't think so.

I know you.

I don't know how much more fun it could be.

You're okay.

You can kick me. I'm fine.

Just trying to watch this game over here and trying to understand. She's fine.

She's enjoying herself. Isn't that right there?

Yeah. No, this is the best thing we've ever seen.

I love it.

And you're learning. You're doing so good.

Yeah, I think so.

I think you're doing wonderful.

And if they said that you're learning and you're catching on quick, I think

that's great.

Yeah, of course she is.

Yeah, they teach me so much.

Try and get Spitty over there.

If we end up winning this game, I'll take everyone out to a nice fancy

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're going to take us to a fancy dinner tonight?

Yeah, we'll skip that pizza.

See, that's how I like it. I love it. Are you going to give us a treat? Oh,

that's awesome.

Oh, you have no idea.

Well, I mean, we're pretty ahead right now, so I think we can win.

Definitely want a fancy dinner.

I like to be pretty ahead.

Okay, yes.

Look at that.

Come on, come on. I want a nice, delicious steak dinner tonight.

Yes, mom loves a good piece of meat.

I sure do.

Nice and juicy. Hey, is that a joke?

No. It's the truth, though.

No, it is. You know I love a nice, juicy steak. Big piece of meat. Nice and

juicy. I love meat, too.

Oh,

Pixie definitely loves meat. I know she does. She's definitely a meat eater.

I heard that about her.

it to nationals i think we might

Let's get ready and we'll go for dinner.

That was really cool, actually.

See, it wasn't so bad.

All right, honey, you pick.

I want the fanciest food.

All right, fine. Come on, kids.