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♪ Sweat ♪
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♪ Gonna make you sweat ♪
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♪ Sweat ♪
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Well, it's a hot one, folks.
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105 here in the Big Apple.
Or should I say the Baked Apple?
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Yep, it's a scorcher.
Hey, did I mention it's hot?
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But not for me.
I'm here in the studio,
cool as a cucumber.
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Somebody ought to shut him up
once and for all.
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Here's a hot one for ya!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's me, Judith.
Surprise.
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Hi. This isn't a visit.
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I'm just here to get
Jeremy's bathing suit.
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Richard's flying us up
to the Cape for the
International-- Whew!
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- Oh, God, it's hot in here.
- Hello, Judith.
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So why don't you have
on the air conditioner?
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Oh! Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe because it pumps out
hot air, you know?
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Shrieks. Something like this.
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- Nice, huh?
- Yeah, well, why don't you
just call Paletucci
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- and tell him to fix it?
- I called him three weeks ago.
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He said he'll get to it
when he gets to it.
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Martin, you know how it works.
You just slip him 100 bucks,
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it'll be fixed in 15 minutes.
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No way. I will not bribe
the Super to do his job.
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Well, if it's the money,
then I'll take care of it
on the way out. Merry Christmas.
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No, it is not the money,
you know that.
It's the principle.
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Well,
I hope you and your principle
have a very nice weekend.
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I'll send you a postcard
from the Cape. Bye.
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Did I say 102?
Try 105...
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Thank you. Bye, Judith.
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Welcome to hell,
New York City!
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Next up, we've got the Tramps
with "Disco Inferno."
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All right, Paletucci!
Where the hell are you?
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Mr. Paletucci?
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Hello?
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It's, uh...
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It's me, Martin Tupper. In 502.
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What?
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You're not Mr. Paletucci.
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Well, what gave it away?
The tits?
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Well, it was a hint.
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The old man finally retired.
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Moved to Florida, thank God.
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Yeah. Yeah! I hated that guy.
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He's my father.
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Smooth. Smooth.
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Sorry.
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I'm Deborah, the new Super.
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Oh.
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What can I do for you,
Martin Tupper, 502?
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Adopt me.
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Well, I know
you're probably very busy,
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but my air conditioner
isn't working.
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And it makes
this shrieking noise,
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like there's this little hot
person trapped inside it, and--
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Well, let's go upstairs
and let the little guy out.
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Come on, get it up, get it up.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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- A little to the right.
- Like this?
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Yeah, that's good.
Now put your finger there.
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- Uh-huh?
- Twirl it a little!
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Now,
you feel that little valve?
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Yeah-- Ah!
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I got it.
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There you go.
That's your screamer.
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So, this is the little bastard, huh?
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Whew!
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Oh! It's an oven in here.
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Yeah, yeah. Would you like to...
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Take off your clothes.
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- ...have a popsicle?
- Sure.
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Okay.
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Is red okay?
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Great.
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- It's so hot.
- And it'll get hotter.
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Aren't you gonna have one?
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No, no. It's the last one.
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Oh, no.
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Here.
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Well, thanks.
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Uh, you're dripping a little.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
You've got some on your face.
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Oh. Oh, boy.
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You want me to get that?
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Ya-hoo-oo-oo-oo!
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That'd be fine.
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I think he's getting ready
to vibrate.
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Oh! Mm! Ah! Okay.
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Yes!
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Come on!
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You can't miss.
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Ahh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Whoa! Oh, God!
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I--
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Oh, positions reversed.
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The best thing
about your unit...
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is that it was rewired
back in the '60s.
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Now, you take McVicker
down in 307.
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She's still got
the original pre-War wiring.
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She turns on her microwave
and the stereo at the same time,
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kaboom.
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We can fix things-- together.
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♪ It's bigger than both of us ♪
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♪ To fight it is silly ♪
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♪ When your heart
Does a nip-up ♪
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♪ Be careful
Or you mustn't slip up ♪
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♪ It's bigger than both of us ♪
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Oh!
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♪ Our love is a dilly ♪
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♪ It's easy to spot it
When you've got it ♪
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♪ You're walking on a cloud
High above the crowd ♪
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♪ Feeling like a hero ♪
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♪ You're doing loop-de-loops ♪
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♪ Suddenly it's bing, bang
Feeling zero ♪
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♪ It's bigger than both of us ♪
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Oh!
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♪ Surrender to
This tender giant ♪
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♪ Called love ♪
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Oh, it's good to be alive.
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Everything is serene,
peaceful, quiet.
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Sorry, I'm almost done.
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It's okay.
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You know what? Why--
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Why don't we go out
and do something?
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Sure. Like what?
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You know what might be fun?
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That exhibit of African masks
at The Met.
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You're kidding, right?
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Okay, well, um...
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We could walk to the Village, right?
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And browse through
some used bookstores.
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I'm not really
a big book person.
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Uh-huh.
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What could they have in common?
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Hey, I know.
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You wanna go over to Queens
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and watch my cousin Sal
demolish a building?
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I'd sooner drink DDT.
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Perfect.
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Is this The Guinness Book
of World Records?
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Is that you, Mr. Guinness?
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- Oh, yes, I see, yes.
- It's not that, you know?
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I just-- Toby, what're you
doing in my office?
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You have your own desk.
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Well, maybe I like
a change of scenery.
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Whoa, Judith.
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Puttin' on some weight?
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I'm pregnant, Toby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, you know,
my mom had kids at your age.
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Oh, wait, I think
they were grandchildren.
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Any messages, Toby?
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What am I,
your personal secretary?
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I've never killed in hot blood.
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Thanks for dropping by.
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Let's do it again real soon, okay?
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All right, bye-bye now,
take care.
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Martin, I just don't understand
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what your problem
with Deborah is.
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You've broken up with women
before.
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- What do you normally do?
- Well...
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Normally, I stop calling
and then try to avoid them.
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Unfortunately, she lives
in my goddamn lobby, you know?
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Hmm...
Well, then your choice
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is move or marry her.
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Thank you, Judith.
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Unless you're prepared
to be honest.
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I can't do that!
I mean,
what am I supposed to say?
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Uh, Deborah, the sex was great,
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but you bore the living shit
outta me,
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and by the way,
could you fix my sink?
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Well, maybe you should've
thought about that
before you got involved.
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You've been very helpful.
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Ah, hi.
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Guess what I got for you?
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Grounded outlet.
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Great.
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Thanks.
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Deborah, can I talk to you
for just a minute?
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Sure. What about?
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Well, it's about... us.
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You know, I...
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I think you're really--
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- Boring.
- Terrific.
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And uh, you know,
but the fact is...
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I never wanna see you again
as long as I live.
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This may not be the best
time for me to get involved.
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Oh, my God.
You're breaking up with me.
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No!
No, no, no, don't be silly.
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It's just, I...
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I may not be around much
for the next few months,
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and my boss is throwing
all this work at me.
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Oh, please.
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You couldn't come up
with a better one than that?
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No, it's true.
It's a big project.
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And there's gonna be
a lot of late nights
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- and a lot of early mornings--
- Bullshit!
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It's me, isn't?
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- No, it's not you.
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It's not even me.
It's my fucking boss.
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I mean, if anybody's breaking up
with you, he is.
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Fine, fine.
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- I'm out of here.
- Deborah, wait, wait.
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Deborah-- Deborah.
Deborah, wait.
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You might want this.
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What are these, parting gifts?
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No, no, it's just some
of your things, you know,
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- and I thought may--
- Save it.
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Right.
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Nice knowing you.
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This isn't even mine,
you asshole!
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Well! You're home early.
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Done with all your work?
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Oh, take it like a man!
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Just a quick shower,
and I'm back to the office.
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Probably be there all night.
Damn this job.
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Oops.
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She's gonna fix you.
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- Hey, what was that?
- Just an owl or somethin'.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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What- what're you doing here?
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What are you doin' here?
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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Oh! Go!
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Fuck!
I must've overslept.
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Oh, boy, am I in big trouble.
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Damn! Argh!
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Jeez.
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But if you get
too much of any one thing...
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Oh, come on,
let's get back...
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Come on, the coast is clear!
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A booby trap.
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What would my fans do?
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Is something wrong?
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What are you looking for?
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Hmm! No one.
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What do you mean, no one?
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What are you,
married or something?
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No! No, no. God, no.
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Phew! It's warm in here.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I like it that way.
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You know what they say
about air conditioning, right?
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No, thank you.
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Can I get you something
to drink?
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- Sure. Um, Iced tea?
- Coming right up.
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Satan still lives!
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- Do you want me to get that?
- Get what?
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I think someone's knocking.
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00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,878
No.
It's those kids next door.
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Ever since they got
that air hockey table,
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it's been no rest for me.
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Oh... oh, the Super.
Jeez, what a surprise.
257
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,590
- What's the Super doing here?
- Sorry to disturb you.
258
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,393
I didn't realize you had a date.
259
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,994
Date? What?
260
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,730
- This isn't a date.
- What?
261
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,164
Well, I mean--
262
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,467
Fine, Martin. Why don't you
call me when it is a date?
263
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,002
No, no, no, Joanne, please stay,
264
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,004
I'm sure whatever
Deborah came for can wait.
265
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,839
- Weren't you leaving?
- Wrong.
266
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,474
Gotta fix your pipes.
267
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,842
My pipes are fine.
268
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,144
I don't know,
they could go at any time.
269
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,812
There's nothing wrong
with my pipes.
270
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,515
Oh, so suddenly
you're the expert.
271
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,317
Maybe we should do this
some other time.
272
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,219
No, no, it's okay.
Deborah's leaving.
273
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,422
- I'll call you when I need you.
- Fine!
274
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,324
Ow!
275
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,793
- Take your chances.
- Ow.
276
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,375
Sorry about that,
she's a bit of a--
277
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,144
- Lunatic.
- Workaholic.
278
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,512
- Always fixing things.
- Really?
279
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,249
I have to give my Super a bottle
of Chivas just to get him
to come out of his apartment.
280
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,785
You don't know how lucky
you are.
281
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:34,487
Oh, yeah, lucky me.
Lucky, lucky me.
282
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,794
So, what do you feel like doing?
283
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,933
Say, I can use that.
284
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,575
Ooh!
285
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,482
- Now is it a date?
- Oh, absolutely.
286
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,186
What?
287
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,388
Oh, God,
I have soap in my eyes!
288
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,091
- Uh... hold on, hold on.
- Oh!
289
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,426
- Ah! Hurry.
- I- whoa!
290
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,794
Ohhh!
291
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,497
Ah! Ow!
292
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,565
Ow! Oh!
293
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,868
Aah!
294
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,970
You snake, I'll show you.
295
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,272
- Shit!
- Hurry, they're stinging.
296
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,441
Oh! Arghhh!
297
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,312
Okay, okay, here!
298
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,982
Thank you.
299
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,387
Maybe you should've let her
fix your pipes.
300
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,224
And the electrical wiring.
301
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,226
Fuck!
302
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,662
All right, all right,
that's it, I've had it.
303
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,531
Deborah! Deborah!
304
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:56,169
What the fuck
are you doing to me?
305
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,104
- Nothing.
- Bullshit!
306
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,173
I want my water.
I want my electricity.
307
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,775
I want my fucking
air conditioner.
308
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:04,678
I'll get to it when I get to it.
309
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:05,845
Oh, no.
310
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,381
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
311
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,417
You'll get to it now.
312
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,487
And if I don't,
what are you gonna do?
313
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,056
Go crying to your mama?
314
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,091
What the hell
is your problem, anyway?
315
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:21,127
My problem is you're a dick.
316
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,964
You liked me just fine
when I was hooking up
your ceiling fan,
317
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,568
But the minute
you got what you wanted,
it was bye-bye, Deborah.
318
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:32,005
- What did I ever get from you?
- I gave you that pipe wrench!
319
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:36,710
Well, here!
320
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,778
Hey, hey,
that was uncalled for.
321
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,349
Oh, yeah?
Well, what about this?
322
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,184
Ooh! Hey! Hey!
If you weren't a woman--
323
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,453
Oof!
324
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:52,092
- Are you crazy?
- You fucked me over.
325
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,927
Ohhh!
326
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,862
Ah! All right.
327
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,897
All right, that's it,
come on!
328
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,166
Come on!
Just you and me now.
329
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,802
It's go time.
Come on, come on.
330
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,972
Ha! Come on.
331
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,646
Oof!
332
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,915
Come on, chump. Get up.
333
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,385
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's see what you got.
334
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:22,689
All right, all right, all right,
just give me a minute.
335
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,228
- Oh!
- Okay.
336
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,629
Are you through yet?
337
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,566
Your nose is bleeding,
your eye is closed.
338
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,502
Your two front teeth
are missing.
339
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,770
But do you quit?
340
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,472
You win.
What do you want from me?
341
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,907
You should know.
342
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,411
Okay, okay,
I'm sorry, I was a schmuck.
343
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,179
I should've been honest
with you.
344
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,048
Okay, there wasn't
any work thing.
345
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:49,949
I just,
I didn't think we were--
346
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,017
Watch your tongue, my man!
347
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,352
Right for each other.
348
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,988
Well, you should've told me
that in the first place.
349
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:58,692
All right, all right, okay?
I'm really sorry.
350
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,296
Apology accepted.
351
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,031
No, no, no, you...
352
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:15,108
So, do you think you could
turn my electricity
353
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,210
and my water back on?
354
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,846
I said I'll get to it
when I get to it.
355
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,816
What? Come on!
Deborah, please!
356
00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:25,552
I'm dying up there.
I mean, what do I have to do?
357
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,054
If you don't know,
I'm not gonna tell you.
358
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,558
Oh, well, I don't know.
I don't know what else.
359
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,230
- I'll give you 100 bucks.
- Done.
360
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:43,203
That's right,
New York, still no end in sight
361
00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:44,938
for this record heat wave,
362
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:48,975
I suggest you stay in,
stay cool, and stay with us.
363
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,779
There is no fury
like a discarded lover.
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