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Get away with sloping on, flirting with us, touch pants like we're your little

fucking toys.

We got you on video now, motherfucker.

Bye.

Hey, I just woke up.

Be at my house in two hours. I have a lot to talk about.

So, you're the new big man of the house? Yeah.

I really feel like you should get to know everyone in our family and all of

friends, and my best friend Sam is going to come over, so you really need her,

and I hope you like her.

Yeah, sure.

Sounds good?

Yeah.

Thank you, you're such a good dad.

A big stamp's here!

Okay,

so

you remember that festival that we wanted to go to in Florida?

It's quiet, so I'm so bummed we can't go.

I know we couldn't afford it, but...

I have a really great plan.

So you know how my mom married Derek last week? Yeah.

She never signed a prenup and obviously he's fucking loaded.

So no prenup.

So I feel like it's, you know, he always kind of like is looking at me. I feel

like if we seduce him and then record it, we can somehow blackmail

him into giving us enough money.

to go to the festival maybe he's in like a car or who knows we can get out this

time but i mean if you think he's hot and that makes it even easier

why don't maybe i don't know what you want to do you could meet three seconds

talk and i'll record it and then we're gonna be going to miami

We're gonna have so much fun in Miami.

We need to go shopping for a new bathing suit. We really need to make him a

laundry list of things.

We better do good stuff.

I'm incriminating him.

Who are you?

Samantha.

Oh, Blair's friend. Mm -hmm.

Hi. We met a few times before in that thing, right? At the wedding.

You don't remember me? At the wedding, I remember, but it was a lot of people.

Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe this is a day.

Why are you up here?

To come hang out with you.

Okay, well, I'm just finished getting dressed.

Well, you don't need to do that, though.

No, I don't.

I just got married and you really should be doing that.

No.

What are you doing over there?

Hey, Derek.

You look like you're having a lot of fun.

What's with the phone?

You know, I know since the moment you met me that you've been fantasizing

this.

No, no, no. It's okay. You can admit it to me. I still know you look at me.

But, you know, I think I want to see this view again.

My hand.

Look at how pretty she looks.

Just watching us suck your gut together.

Amen.

Oh, yes.

That's your cut.

Thank you.

What are you talking about?

Well, you know, you really don't think that we did it just so we could fuck

right? What the fuck? Did you guys fucking set me up? We need to go to the

second floor and you're going to help us get there. No fucking way I'm helping

you. You're helping us get there and helping us with a lot of... You fucking

bitches blackmailed me?

And you fucking cheated on your wife to fuck up.

But you guys set me up.

He still fucked us. He still did it.

Fine. Fine.

If I fucking pay you, will you guys just shut the fuck up?

For now.

Fucking women, man.

Fucking married into a whole bunch of criminals.

This is all that I have, okay? That's it.

Another step, daddy -o? Can we come back? Don't fucking tell me about

step! Thanks!