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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,943 --> 00:01:15,647 So, how's your life going? 2 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,777 Having any chest pains? 3 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:19,378 Been in an accident? 4 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,143 Are you bleeding anywhere? 5 00:01:22,243 --> 00:01:25,145 I'm the one you call when shit goes wrong. 6 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:28,579 I am your best friend on your worst day. 7 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:31,143 And all of the shit you're about to see 8 00:01:31,242 --> 00:01:35,112 happened to a real, actual paramedic. 9 00:01:35,742 --> 00:01:37,009 Me. 10 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:50,377 Well, well, well, Taggert. 11 00:01:50,474 --> 00:01:51,807 Randy. 12 00:01:51,906 --> 00:01:53,008 What's up, Mike? 13 00:01:53,973 --> 00:01:55,775 -Who's your friend? -Nobody. 14 00:01:55,872 --> 00:01:58,576 Student ride-along. Not a real person. 15 00:01:58,673 --> 00:02:00,575 Man, don't take that shit from them. 16 00:02:00,673 --> 00:02:02,441 Hey. What y'all doin' here anyway? 17 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,040 Got a disturbing the peace call. 18 00:02:04,139 --> 00:02:05,107 What? 19 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:06,840 Taggert, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? 20 00:02:06,939 --> 00:02:08,508 They told us it was an unknown medical. 21 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:09,873 Shit, I hope it is. 22 00:02:09,971 --> 00:02:11,173 Somebody gotta go to the hospital, 23 00:02:11,273 --> 00:02:12,973 that's yo' paperwork, not mine. 24 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,607 Yep, the ABCs of police work. 25 00:02:14,705 --> 00:02:16,139 "Ambulance before cruiser." 26 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:17,973 Please be "disturbing the peace." 27 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,475 Please "disturbing the peace." Come on! 28 00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:21,772 Police! 29 00:02:23,538 --> 00:02:25,773 OD. 30 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,506 That's on y'all, suckas. 31 00:02:28,937 --> 00:02:30,573 Shit. 32 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,640 -You wanna get the stretcher? -Gladly. 33 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,273 Is she dead? 34 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:37,106 She's not dead. Dying, but not dead. 35 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:38,871 What do we assess first? 36 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,573 -ABCs. -ABCs. Um... 37 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:44,640 -Airway, breathing, circulation. -Yes. 38 00:02:44,737 --> 00:02:46,037 First thing, that's what we check. 39 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,104 -Understand that? -Yes. 40 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:49,272 -ABCs. They didn't-- -ABCs... 41 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,271 Oh, man. 42 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,071 Oh, oh, oh! Hey! 43 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:56,071 Know what the treatment is for a dirty needle stick? Chemo. 44 00:02:56,169 --> 00:02:57,471 Same as for a cancer patient. 45 00:02:57,569 --> 00:03:00,672 Seventy-two hours flat on your back and puking. 46 00:03:00,768 --> 00:03:02,504 And a year's worth of HIV tests. 47 00:03:02,602 --> 00:03:04,271 Alright. Now... 48 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:06,603 Ah! 49 00:03:06,702 --> 00:03:08,504 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 50 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:11,472 I should mention at this point that you're all going to die. 51 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:12,702 Heart attack. 52 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,968 Car accident. 53 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,470 Murder. 54 00:03:15,568 --> 00:03:16,636 Cancer. 55 00:03:16,735 --> 00:03:17,901 Diabetic shock. 56 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,202 Fork in the toaster. 57 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:21,303 Or peanut allergy. 58 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,703 Rich, poor. Old, young. 59 00:03:24,234 --> 00:03:26,670 Sometimes they don't find you for days. 60 00:03:26,766 --> 00:03:28,435 You'll be dead too one day, 61 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,534 and sooner than you think. 62 00:03:29,634 --> 00:03:31,335 Because guess what? 63 00:03:31,766 --> 00:03:33,135 It all ends. 64 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,168 You know the movie of your life? 65 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:38,335 The one you're starring in. 66 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:41,670 One day, that movie just ends and you're gone. 67 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,268 Remember what it was like before you were born? 68 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,000 It'll be just like that. 69 00:03:50,466 --> 00:03:51,467 Forever. 70 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:56,535 But sometimes, 'cause of people like me, 71 00:03:56,632 --> 00:03:58,833 you get a little borrowed time. 72 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:01,401 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 73 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:02,832 Get the fuck outta my house. 74 00:04:04,631 --> 00:04:05,665 Gun! Gun! 75 00:04:05,763 --> 00:04:07,132 Secure your scene, Taggert! 76 00:04:07,231 --> 00:04:09,600 Secure your fuckin' scene! 77 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:11,832 Fuck, man. First of all, 78 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,432 I ain't know you could run that fuckin' fast. 79 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:14,964 God damn, you fast! 80 00:04:15,063 --> 00:04:16,598 Second of all, who had a fuckin' gun? 81 00:04:16,697 --> 00:04:18,965 I'm gonna fuckin' kill dispatch for this. 82 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:20,998 She shot at us. 83 00:04:21,097 --> 00:04:23,232 You idiot! Someone pulls out a gun, you run! 84 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,131 - Clear! - Get your fuckin' ugly-ass 85 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:26,664 motherfuckin' hands off me, 86 00:04:26,762 --> 00:04:28,531 you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt! 87 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:31,099 Scene's all yours, EMS. 88 00:05:00,892 --> 00:05:02,828 Randy, man, you okay? 89 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:05,427 I'm fine. 90 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:12,361 It's gonna be alright, okay, ma'am? 91 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,594 We're not gonna let you die. 92 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:15,094 Seriously, you say that one more time, 93 00:05:15,193 --> 00:05:16,694 I'm gonna punch you in the throat. 94 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:18,561 We never say that to a patient. 95 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:20,261 -Ever. -Sorry. 96 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:23,293 What's that? 97 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:25,494 This is NARCAN. 98 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:28,893 It kicks the heroin off of the narcotic receptors. 99 00:05:28,992 --> 00:05:31,427 This woman just paid a lot of money 100 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:33,026 to get higher than Jimi Hendrix 101 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,562 and we're about to take that away from her like... that. 102 00:05:37,658 --> 00:05:39,892 Okay. Um... You know what? 103 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,425 I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 104 00:05:41,524 --> 00:05:42,825 Why? 105 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:44,559 Because... 106 00:05:44,657 --> 00:05:46,292 ...of the puke. 107 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:49,360 It's in my mouth! 108 00:05:49,957 --> 00:05:51,392 What the fuck?! 109 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:52,857 What did she eat?! 110 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:54,824 You stole my high, motherfucker! 111 00:05:54,923 --> 00:05:56,691 You're welcome. Your life was saved. 112 00:05:56,788 --> 00:05:58,024 We're taking you to the hospital, ma'am. 113 00:05:58,123 --> 00:06:00,092 You need to-- Ma'am, settle down. 114 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,758 Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down! 115 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:04,191 You need to calm down! 116 00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:06,358 Oh, shit! Her arm's free! 117 00:06:06,456 --> 00:06:08,024 No! 118 00:06:08,122 --> 00:06:10,091 Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no! 119 00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:13,058 No, no, no! 120 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:15,956 Got a needle! 121 00:06:16,055 --> 00:06:17,590 That is illegal, ma'am! 122 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:24,524 Oh, God... 123 00:06:25,988 --> 00:06:27,623 Are you kidding me? 124 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,789 You stuck me with a dirty needle! 125 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:32,356 You shit! 126 00:06:33,721 --> 00:06:35,656 Hey! Mike, brake! 127 00:06:35,753 --> 00:06:37,422 What the fuck? 128 00:06:40,287 --> 00:06:42,189 Right... right in the face. 129 00:06:43,286 --> 00:06:45,388 Hold her down! 130 00:06:45,686 --> 00:06:48,889 Hey! Now-- Shit! I fell in it! Ah! 131 00:06:51,486 --> 00:06:53,388 You crazy bitch! 132 00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:57,786 -Shit! -Hey, hit her with the oxygen! 133 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,454 -Breathe, bitch! -What are you doing?! 134 00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:06,819 I said hit her with it! 135 00:07:14,783 --> 00:07:15,818 What happened? 136 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:18,052 We administered oxygen. 137 00:07:19,217 --> 00:07:23,388 Yes, and then the patient needed to be restrained, 138 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,719 uh, thereby possibly resulting 139 00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:28,720 in some self-administered bruising. 140 00:07:28,817 --> 00:07:31,253 Is that your medical opinion? 141 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,885 Sorry, what medical school did you go to again, doctor? 142 00:07:33,983 --> 00:07:35,818 -Not a doctor. -Sorry? 143 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,485 -Not a doctor. -That's right! 144 00:07:39,582 --> 00:07:41,150 You're not a doctor. 145 00:07:41,249 --> 00:07:44,085 So what do you say we leave the diagnosing of the patients 146 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:45,950 -to the real doctors, huh? -Okay. 147 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,650 I got a dirty needle stick in the ambulance, 148 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:48,949 so if you'd please write a prescription... 149 00:07:49,048 --> 00:07:50,383 -What a shitshow. -...for retroviral-- 150 00:07:50,481 --> 00:07:51,748 You are unbelievable. 151 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,350 Hope you enjoy this nice, clean hospital... 152 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:55,617 -Any dignity left in the EMS? -...while I'm out on the streets 153 00:07:55,715 --> 00:07:57,283 getting vomited on, having to take pills 154 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:59,850 that smell like a hobo shat in my mouth! 155 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,148 Hey! 156 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,883 In one day, I've been... 157 00:08:05,714 --> 00:08:07,082 shot at... 158 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,883 thrown up on, and... strangled. 159 00:08:13,813 --> 00:08:15,281 And what, we still have... 160 00:08:16,846 --> 00:08:20,516 11 hours left in the shift. 161 00:08:21,013 --> 00:08:22,948 How do you guys do this every day? 162 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:25,347 It's our job. 163 00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:26,880 Your job sucks! 164 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,248 Yeah, and it sounds real shitty when you say it like that. 165 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:32,115 Yeah, well, I can't go back on that ambulance. 166 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,413 Okay? 167 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,380 I quit. 168 00:08:38,378 --> 00:08:39,913 I'm sorry, Mom. 169 00:08:44,677 --> 00:08:47,080 Your job sucks! 170 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,946 Now there goes a future doctor. 171 00:09:29,641 --> 00:09:31,910 Temperature readings warming up a bit today 172 00:09:32,008 --> 00:09:32,942 into the upper 80s. 173 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,143 By noontime, into the low 90s. 174 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,875 ...dry and pleasant weather continues. 175 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:45,109 Rain expected to return next week. 176 00:09:48,873 --> 00:09:52,110 That's bullshit! You can't talk while intubated. 177 00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:11,140 Crescent Premium, how may I help you? 178 00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:13,740 Uh, certainly. One moment, please. 179 00:10:15,104 --> 00:10:17,306 Crescent Premium, may I direct your call? 180 00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:28,074 Well, I see you've certainly put in your time as a paramedic. 181 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,905 Well, I imagine insurance sounds pretty boring, 182 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,806 but we do work under some pretty tight timetables. 183 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,605 How are you at handling stress? 184 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,771 Well, I'm a paramedic. 185 00:10:40,369 --> 00:10:42,271 So... 186 00:10:42,369 --> 00:10:44,004 I-I'm always stressed. 187 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,606 Is that why you chose insurance? 188 00:10:46,704 --> 00:10:52,008 Well, uh... I think that with my many years of experience, 189 00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:54,571 uh, as a medical provider, 190 00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:56,237 that transitioning to another 191 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:59,871 kind of medical or healthcare field, 192 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:03,471 I could bring, uh, beneficial experience. 193 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,469 Beneficial how? 194 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,569 Well, I... 195 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,403 think that being a paramedic is really important work. 196 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,335 And... 197 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,236 in all honesty, I got into EMS 198 00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:20,670 'cause I really wanted to help people. 199 00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:22,902 But the reality is... 200 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,102 we hardly ever help anybody. 201 00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:27,301 We're just kind of a mop-up crew 202 00:11:27,399 --> 00:11:30,369 for the worst tragedies in people's lives. 203 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,001 You know? 204 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:36,302 And, man, I have seen stuff. 205 00:11:36,966 --> 00:11:39,235 I mean, dead bodies don't even register. 206 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,833 I've seen millions of dead bodies. 207 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:45,704 Body parts. I've seen arms and faces ripped off. 208 00:11:45,798 --> 00:11:49,735 And, man, that image gets scarred into your brain 209 00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:52,702 for the rest of your life, and I'm tired. 210 00:11:52,798 --> 00:11:55,834 I'm tired. I just-- I show up to work first thing in the morning 211 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:58,333 and my first thought is, "Fuck everybody." 212 00:11:58,431 --> 00:11:59,765 And given the opportunity, 213 00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:01,932 I would set fire to that ambulance. 214 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,132 Because it's broken, Bruce. 215 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:08,200 It's broken. The whole system is fucking broken. 216 00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:09,497 And it's sinking 217 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,799 and I'm out with a thimble, trying to bail it out, 218 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:14,065 and if I make one mistake, someone could die. 219 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,565 And you wanna know my experience? 220 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:19,131 I'm burning out. 221 00:12:22,729 --> 00:12:24,197 I'm burning out. 222 00:12:25,195 --> 00:12:26,797 I'm burning out. 223 00:12:26,895 --> 00:12:30,131 I'm burning out, and... 224 00:12:32,529 --> 00:12:34,430 I need the hell out of EMS 225 00:12:34,994 --> 00:12:37,163 before I fuck up and kill somebody. 226 00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:47,430 Uh... you have any other questions? 227 00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,927 22, are you 10-8 yet? 228 00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:09,461 Negative. 229 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,927 -Waitin' on hospital paperwork. -Waitin' on paperwork. 230 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,327 They are there hittin' on nurses. 231 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,326 That's some bullshit. 232 00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:15,926 22, get movin'. 233 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:18,228 Here you go, baby. Put that back for me? 234 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,326 Oh, hey, Shanice. 235 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,493 -Hey. -Hey, Randy. 236 00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:25,292 How'd you enjoy your week off? 237 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,561 Oh yeah, great. All the fun of cancer without the cancer. 238 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,092 Yeah, I had a needle stick once. 239 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,391 Oh, I remember. 240 00:13:31,491 --> 00:13:33,859 That junkie behind the chicken place, with the hair. 241 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:36,125 Oh yeah, I forgot. I was ridin' with you. 242 00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:37,124 Hey, that's right. 243 00:13:37,224 --> 00:13:39,793 Hey, listen. Um... 244 00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:44,426 You gotta take me off the schedule. 245 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,592 Please. 246 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,892 You gotta cut down my hours, somehow. 247 00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:50,758 Really. I'm in... I'm in terrible shape, Shanice. 248 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,891 Shanice, listen. 249 00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:57,992 -I'm not okay. -Randy, I am sorry, 250 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,425 but I am shorthanded. I don't have anybody else, 251 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:02,692 so you're in 42 with Mike. 252 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,089 Come on... 253 00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,856 Why you always sticking me with Mike? 254 00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:07,457 He's the only one that can put up wit' your prickly ass. 255 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,224 You may not know, but you're not good at interpersonal relations, 256 00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,822 and I hope that's not a shock to you. 257 00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:14,190 'Cause know what? I rode with you for two years 258 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,256 but you break most people within two or three months. 259 00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:19,157 Oh, come on. That's not true. That's not fair. 260 00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:21,490 Lots of people like riding with me. Like Kim. 261 00:14:21,588 --> 00:14:23,722 You like riding with me, right, Kim? 262 00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,789 Oh. You do so like riding with me. 263 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,188 She likes riding with me. 264 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,088 Shanice, when we gon' get a raise? 265 00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:32,821 Oh, baby, I would love to give you a raise, 266 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:34,788 and as soon as the government ups our reimbursements, 267 00:14:34,886 --> 00:14:36,221 that's when you will get your raise. 268 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:38,221 And by the way, Randy, you have another student. 269 00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:39,654 -No. Unh-uh. -Yes. 270 00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:41,589 No. There's no way. No. 271 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,355 You are senior. You get the student. 272 00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:45,388 Is there another paramedic I should put them with? 273 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,221 Somebody better than you? 274 00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:51,422 -Nobody's better than me. -What I thought you'd say. 275 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,853 Oh, come on, baby. Don't do me like that. 276 00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:57,852 You know I'm at work. 277 00:14:57,951 --> 00:14:59,420 Look, I don't get off 'til seven. 278 00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,953 No, no, no, not p.m., a.m. 279 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:05,020 I can get at you at 7:30, baby. All I need's 45 minutes. 280 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:07,887 That's more than enough time, you know? 281 00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:09,818 Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps. 282 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:11,785 Aw, yeah, you know I like that. 283 00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:13,985 Randy's here. I'll call you back. 284 00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:16,218 Look at this old creaky bitch. 285 00:15:16,318 --> 00:15:18,353 You know you only got like ten summers left. 286 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,585 Don't start with me. 287 00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,785 I haven't even had breakfast yet. 288 00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:24,251 Uh, Mike, you gonna let me drive today? 289 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:27,420 Uh, no. Okay? I drive. You know that. 290 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,385 -Come on. Come on. -No! 291 00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:31,784 Look, I wheel, you heal. 292 00:15:31,882 --> 00:15:33,717 Why do you wanna upset the natural order of things? 293 00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:35,618 And look, we got a student today too. 294 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:36,883 I know. I'm hoping we can pull out 295 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:38,783 before that dipshit shows up. 296 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,584 Dipshit's already here. 297 00:15:42,682 --> 00:15:44,684 Oh, fuckwad. 298 00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:45,915 Or Jessica. 299 00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:49,383 - Randy. - Hey, Randy. 300 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,749 -Thanks for having me. -Hey! 301 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,350 You know something? You seem pretty smart. 302 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,249 Bet you on the top of your paramedic class 303 00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:57,349 and everything, ain't ya? 304 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:59,249 Hmm. Pretty smart. 305 00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:00,515 I'm smart too. 306 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,282 Game recognize game. 307 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:04,682 - Okay. - Listen up. 308 00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:08,049 We work a 24-hour shift, from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. 309 00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:09,948 You really wanna spend 24 hours 310 00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:12,382 in this hot box with two sweaty dudes? 311 00:16:13,646 --> 00:16:15,481 -Yep. -You're gonna see things 312 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,415 that you can't unsee. 313 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,080 I'm sorry, did I make a mistake? 314 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:22,682 Because I asked Shanice to set me up with the best 315 00:16:22,778 --> 00:16:25,013 because I wanna learn from the best, so... 316 00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:27,913 am I in the wrong truck, or...? 317 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:30,415 Okay. Alright. You wanna tag along, fine, 318 00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:32,280 but here's what you're gonna do. 319 00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:33,479 Nothing. 320 00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:35,413 You are going to do nothing, 321 00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:36,812 you are going to touch nothing, 322 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,580 you are going to say nothing 323 00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:40,680 unless I instruct you to. You understand? 324 00:16:40,777 --> 00:16:43,480 This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship. 325 00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,613 Okay? What I say goes. 326 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:47,479 Period. End of story. 327 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,680 Alright, "dick-tator." Let's hit it. 328 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:05,378 What the hell? We're supposed to be saving lives 329 00:17:05,476 --> 00:17:06,578 and you're getting a latte? 330 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,877 We don't get lunch or bathroom breaks. 331 00:17:08,975 --> 00:17:10,777 We got 24 hours ahead of us, 332 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,877 we gotta grab what we can when we can, 333 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,544 and right now I am starving. 334 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,976 Hey! 335 00:17:16,074 --> 00:17:18,578 Do you guys really have to park like this, man? 336 00:17:18,675 --> 00:17:20,709 You're taking up like three fucking spots. 337 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,211 We park that way in case we have to leave quickly 338 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,210 in an emergency, sir. 339 00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:28,076 You know what? All you people do is tie up traffic. 340 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:30,142 You know that? You should get a fuckin' real job. 341 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,242 How 'bout that? 342 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,410 Hey, dipshit, we do have a real fuckin' job. 343 00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:36,611 What do you do with this plastic-ass name tag, Kevin? 344 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,741 Huh? Go back to RadioShack, motherfucker! 345 00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,542 -Chill out, man. -I don't have to chill the fu-- 346 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,409 -You chill the fuck out! -What an asshole. 347 00:17:42,507 --> 00:17:45,210 -Yeah, people are mean. -Fuck you. I'm not chilling! 348 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:46,575 You'll see. 349 00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:49,074 Fuckin' handlebar mustache bitch. 350 00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:53,006 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama. 351 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,740 Uh, coffee and a muffin. 352 00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:57,073 No, you know what? 353 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,140 Two muffins. One chocolate, one blueberry. 354 00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:02,309 Two muffins, one coffee. That is... 355 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:03,906 $10.25. 356 00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:06,838 Um... 357 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,773 - Free coffee for heroes. - Oh. 358 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:13,941 Free coffee for firemen and policemen only. 359 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:16,306 I'm a paramedic. 360 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,173 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 361 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,372 Sorry... 362 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,372 Medic 42, respond emergent 363 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,372 to 5200 West Imperial Highway 364 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,104 for psychiatric patient. 365 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:28,771 Oh, it's your boy Johnny. 366 00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:31,206 Man, I hope he's wearing clothes today. 367 00:18:31,304 --> 00:18:33,573 You know something? I bet ya he's not. 368 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:36,004 Matter of fact, 20 bucks say he's gonna be butt-ass naked. 369 00:18:36,102 --> 00:18:38,003 -Oh, no way. -Twenty dollars. 370 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:39,002 -Bet you right now. -I'm in. 371 00:18:39,102 --> 00:18:40,970 You're payin' for my lunch today 372 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,404 'cause he gon' be fuckin' butt-ass naked. 373 00:18:42,503 --> 00:18:43,470 -Let's do this. -Let's do it. 374 00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:45,002 -Come on, big money. -Okay. 375 00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:46,937 Hey, student of the year, what do you think? You in? 376 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,505 -Balls in or out? -Balls? 377 00:18:57,934 --> 00:19:01,037 I am Satan and his only messenger! 378 00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:03,470 Well, there you have it. It's a draw. 379 00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:04,901 Shirt, no pants. 380 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,236 What are you talkin' 'bout? That's bullshit, okay? 381 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,336 I can see his dick. That qualifies. 382 00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:10,502 He's not naked! 383 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,468 Call that naked? He's wearing a shirt. 384 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,536 Shirt, no pants. That's like, uh... Winnie the Pooh. 385 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:16,934 I guess Winnie the Pooh got his dick out 386 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,602 because I can see Winnie the Pooh's dick. 387 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,833 Johnny, bring your naked ass over here! 388 00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:23,168 Leave this place... 389 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:24,833 or I'll destroy you all! 390 00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:27,734 Oh, oh. Okay, so you really wanna test your immortality? 391 00:19:27,831 --> 00:19:29,800 -Okay. -Leave now! 392 00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:38,235 I am Satan and his only messenger. 393 00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:40,833 Man, that's greedy as fuck. You cannot be Satan 394 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,333 and his only messenger. 395 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,067 Just pick one, okay? Got too many fuckin' jobs! 396 00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:48,434 I am Satan and his only messenger! 397 00:19:48,531 --> 00:19:49,831 Okay. You know what? 398 00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:51,898 Have some breakfast. But... 399 00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:53,965 leave people alone. Lay low. Okay? 400 00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:56,500 Or I'm gonna hook the defibrillator up to your face. 401 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:57,797 Bzz! You understand? 402 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,698 It don't matter. Put some fuckin' pants on 403 00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,465 and get your ashy leprechaun ass from over here. 404 00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:02,897 Nobody want to see that shit! 405 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:04,464 Satan does! 406 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,398 What... 407 00:20:07,596 --> 00:20:08,796 County, it's Medic 42. 408 00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,931 We are available. No patient on scene. 409 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,431 Repeat, no patient on scene. 410 00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:14,598 Wait. What are you doing? You abandoned your patient. 411 00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:15,997 You could lose your license. 412 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:17,763 - Satan loves me! - That is not a patient. 413 00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:19,530 That is Johnny. 414 00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:20,796 If he was actively schizo, 415 00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:22,030 he'd be pulling out his hair 416 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,863 and biting his lips until they bleed. 417 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,231 That's what Johnny does when he's not on his meds. 418 00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:29,797 Right now, Johnny's acting this way because he's hungry. 419 00:20:30,161 --> 00:20:31,596 -Oh, he's hungry. Yeah. -Yes. 420 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:33,597 The guy wagging his dick around. 421 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:34,861 -Yeah. -That-- He's hungry. 422 00:20:35,261 --> 00:20:37,130 He wants us to take him into the ER 423 00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:39,729 where they have to give him a meal before they let him go, 424 00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:41,762 because the ER has no choice. 425 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,829 They legally can't turn anyone away. 426 00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:47,496 Now, we could bring him in for his ER happy meal, 427 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,130 but guess what? There's a shit-ton of paperwork involved. 428 00:20:50,227 --> 00:20:52,262 So it's a lot easier for me to skip the middleman 429 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,962 and give him my breakfast. And I'm starving! 430 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,529 Okay. So just to recap. 431 00:20:57,626 --> 00:21:00,429 Your medical solution is muffins. 432 00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:04,562 I sacrificed my delicious muffins 433 00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:06,093 for the good of humanity. 434 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,094 -Mike, let's roll. -Alright. We're outta here. 435 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,193 Why are you here? 436 00:21:17,524 --> 00:21:19,026 Because I wanna save lives. 437 00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:22,927 -Is that funny? -You wanna save lives. 438 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:24,193 You think we savin' lives? 439 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,026 Come on, now. We just gave a dude muffins. 440 00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:27,926 Yeah, I used to want to be a hero, 441 00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:31,127 but the fact is, we're not heroes. 442 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:32,158 Okay? 443 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,660 The fact is that most of the calls we get 444 00:21:34,756 --> 00:21:35,890 are bullshit. 445 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,025 The people that need us don't call, 446 00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,225 and the people that call don't need us. 447 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:40,723 People live, people die. 448 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,724 You rarely make any kind of difference whatsoever. 449 00:21:43,821 --> 00:21:44,856 This is a job. 450 00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:47,858 Okay? You clock in, you clock out. 451 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:50,025 At the end of the day you go home. That's it. 452 00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:51,658 I don't think you really believe that. 453 00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:53,357 No, I do. 454 00:21:53,455 --> 00:21:55,658 I do. I really, really do. 455 00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:57,256 And you should too if you want to last. 456 00:21:57,355 --> 00:21:59,723 But you have people's lives in your hands. 457 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,291 How can you not care? How can you not give a shit? 458 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,589 Caring is what kills you. 459 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,190 The fact is, 460 00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:07,623 most people in this job can't last a year. 461 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,989 They can't hack it. 462 00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:11,123 And good ones, the really, really good ones? 463 00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:12,255 Five years. 464 00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:14,256 Five years, max. That's all they can handle. 465 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,222 How long have you been doing it? 466 00:22:20,654 --> 00:22:23,156 Eighteen years, nine months. 467 00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:33,154 Alright, class president, 468 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,021 this one's for real, so pay attention. 469 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:36,753 You're with me. Grab the bag. 470 00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:38,320 -Okay. -Don't touch anything. 471 00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:39,220 Nothing. Got it? 472 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:40,487 But then why am I... 473 00:22:40,585 --> 00:22:42,453 ...even here? 474 00:22:47,885 --> 00:22:49,954 Walk. Don't run. Never run. 475 00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:51,452 - Why? - Why? 476 00:22:51,552 --> 00:22:53,220 Oh, shit. Door's stuck. 477 00:22:55,451 --> 00:22:57,520 -BSI. -What? 478 00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:58,717 -BSI! -What the fuck is that? 479 00:22:58,816 --> 00:23:00,386 -Put your gloves on! -Oh. Okay. 480 00:23:00,484 --> 00:23:01,919 - Hey, Jimmy. - Hey. 481 00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:03,351 Need you to pop that door. 482 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,853 - Got it. - Also need an additional driver. 483 00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,151 I need Mike in the back with me. 484 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,920 - We're on it. - Hey. Everything's okay? 485 00:23:11,284 --> 00:23:12,084 What is that? 486 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:14,853 I answer questions after the fact. 487 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,350 It's a window punch. 488 00:23:21,449 --> 00:23:22,450 Okay, go ahead. 489 00:23:22,549 --> 00:23:23,650 Pull her out the side. 490 00:23:23,748 --> 00:23:25,117 -Move in. -Little more. 491 00:23:26,815 --> 00:23:28,450 Alright, head of her class, 492 00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:29,583 what do we assess first? 493 00:23:29,681 --> 00:23:31,217 Airway, breathing, circulation. 494 00:23:31,315 --> 00:23:33,317 He's breathing, but it's rapid deep breaths. 495 00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:35,250 Kussmauls? 496 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:36,749 Wait, am I right? 497 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,850 Rookie, get out the way. 498 00:23:38,948 --> 00:23:40,283 What's goin' on here? 499 00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:41,916 Got Kussmauls. 500 00:23:42,015 --> 00:23:44,683 Possible broken everything. What about you? 501 00:23:44,781 --> 00:23:46,583 Lady was just a little shook up but she's alright. 502 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,449 Alright. Grab me a collar, will ya? 503 00:23:48,548 --> 00:23:49,916 Okay, I got you. 504 00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:51,849 -Get out the way. -Sorry. Sorry. 505 00:23:53,712 --> 00:23:55,182 Alright, and grab me a non-rebreather. 506 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,081 You just said not to touch anything. 507 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,549 And now I'm asking you to touch a non-rebreather 508 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:00,713 and bring it to me. 509 00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:02,915 Wait. No. No. 510 00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:05,747 Sorry. Sorry. 511 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:07,481 Not in the truck. In the bag! 512 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:09,948 -The what? -In the bag! In the bag! 513 00:24:10,046 --> 00:24:11,314 Oh, shit. 514 00:24:11,412 --> 00:24:12,914 Walk. Don't run. 515 00:24:15,612 --> 00:24:17,314 Hey, buddy. Can you hear me? 516 00:24:20,478 --> 00:24:22,146 One, two, three. 517 00:24:24,211 --> 00:24:25,546 One, two, three. 518 00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:27,712 No. Yeah, I got him. 519 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:30,612 -How am I doin'? -Alright. 520 00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:32,612 Nothing in the belly, good in all four. 521 00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,312 Got this, hero? 522 00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:38,212 Oh, shit. He's in V-fib. 523 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,512 You, I need you to do CPR. 524 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:42,412 Now. Go. Go! 525 00:24:48,509 --> 00:24:49,676 Harder. 526 00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:51,811 Harder! You're not doing anything. 527 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:53,011 Harder! 528 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:55,011 Oh, God! I think I just broke his ribs. 529 00:24:55,109 --> 00:24:56,777 No, no, no. That's a good thing. A good thing. 530 00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:58,610 Don't stop, okay? Means you're doing it right. 531 00:24:58,742 --> 00:25:00,977 Yeah. I can fix broken. I can't fix dead. 532 00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:02,609 Come on! 533 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,576 Um, are we gonna shock him? 534 00:25:10,674 --> 00:25:12,577 No, we gonna wax his chest. 535 00:25:12,673 --> 00:25:14,176 Yes, we gonna shock him. 536 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:15,176 Charging. 537 00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:17,310 Clear. 538 00:25:17,407 --> 00:25:19,576 Brainiac is clear. All clear. 539 00:25:28,207 --> 00:25:29,542 Comin' through. 540 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,208 Hello? Hello, hello! 541 00:25:31,306 --> 00:25:35,177 Got a approximately 40-year-old male, two-car MVA. 542 00:25:35,273 --> 00:25:36,841 Restrained driver. 543 00:25:36,939 --> 00:25:38,841 Severe damage to the vehicle. 544 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,375 Ten-minute extrication. 545 00:25:41,772 --> 00:25:43,174 Kussmauls at first, 546 00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:46,042 but once we got him out went apneic and V-fib. 547 00:25:46,139 --> 00:25:48,575 Been shocked three times. Last was on the drive here. 548 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,573 Now asystolic. 549 00:25:49,672 --> 00:25:52,008 Ready? One, two, three. 550 00:25:54,572 --> 00:25:56,140 Pupils are fixed and dilated. 551 00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:58,707 Fractured right arm and depressed skull fracture in-- 552 00:25:58,804 --> 00:26:01,574 Hold compression. Just hold, hold, hold. Please. 553 00:26:01,671 --> 00:26:03,273 He's asystolic. 554 00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:06,039 You said he was traumatic. Did you ever get a pulse back? 555 00:26:06,137 --> 00:26:07,539 -No. -No. 556 00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:08,972 No. 557 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:12,040 Time of death, 10:29. 558 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,506 Oh, God. You gotta be shitting me. 559 00:26:14,603 --> 00:26:16,272 Is that mud? 560 00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:19,138 Well, nice job, Dr. Randy. 561 00:26:19,236 --> 00:26:21,672 Just track all the mud and bacteria you want 562 00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:22,770 into my ER. 563 00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:29,237 Seriously? 564 00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:42,604 Hey. What happened? 565 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:45,938 The doctor just called it? That's it? 566 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:47,502 Yes, that's it. 567 00:26:47,602 --> 00:26:49,503 Dude was dead when we got there. 568 00:26:49,602 --> 00:26:51,303 Okay, well, if you thought he was dead, 569 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,103 then why did you make me do CPR? 570 00:26:53,201 --> 00:26:56,137 Because nobody dies in an ambulance. 571 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:57,935 What do you mean? It's an ambulance. 572 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:01,070 -People die all the time. -Nobody dies in the ambulance. 573 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:03,736 It's a legal nightmare. Once we start working on you, 574 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,434 we're not allowed to declare you dead. 575 00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:07,201 Only a doctor or coroner can do that. 576 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,335 So even if he has zero chance of making it, 577 00:27:09,432 --> 00:27:13,336 even if we're just pumping blood through a corpse, 578 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,034 we cannot declare him dead. 579 00:27:15,132 --> 00:27:17,001 Now, he can be dead before we show up, 580 00:27:17,099 --> 00:27:19,301 he can be dead once we drop him off, 581 00:27:19,399 --> 00:27:22,369 but never, ever in between. 582 00:27:23,932 --> 00:27:26,067 That doesn't make any medical sense. 583 00:27:26,165 --> 00:27:27,666 It's not medicine. 584 00:27:28,365 --> 00:27:30,033 It's healthcare. 585 00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:31,766 Welcome to EMS. 586 00:27:40,931 --> 00:27:42,032 No. 587 00:27:42,130 --> 00:27:44,199 No! God damnit. 588 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,865 Stay. 589 00:27:47,464 --> 00:27:48,999 No! Go! 590 00:27:49,097 --> 00:27:52,535 Take my dollar, you motherfucker! 591 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,365 God damnit! 592 00:27:56,396 --> 00:27:57,330 Children can hear you. 593 00:27:57,429 --> 00:27:59,265 Fine. Good. You have a dollar? 594 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:03,465 What I don't understand is, if you hate your job so much, 595 00:28:03,563 --> 00:28:04,796 why don't you just quit? 596 00:28:05,328 --> 00:28:07,931 'Cause I like to eat and I don't like to sleep in the gutter. 597 00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:09,796 - So get another job. - Like what? 598 00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:11,363 Like airline pilot? Huh? 599 00:28:11,462 --> 00:28:14,932 I've tried. I am stuck here. Okay? Work at the hospital? 600 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,931 All I'm qualified to do is change bedpans and wipe asses. 601 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:19,830 My training doesn't mean shit here. 602 00:28:19,928 --> 00:28:21,163 Go to med school? Forget it. 603 00:28:21,261 --> 00:28:22,428 No. By the time I finish, 604 00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:23,862 it will be time for me to retire. 605 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,730 Okay. 606 00:28:26,827 --> 00:28:29,296 Wait. What? No! 607 00:28:29,394 --> 00:28:31,296 God! I hate you! 608 00:28:31,393 --> 00:28:33,128 No! No! No! 609 00:28:33,226 --> 00:28:34,828 God! 610 00:28:38,494 --> 00:28:39,861 Okay. 611 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:41,394 Randy? 612 00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:44,464 Oh, Christ. I feel like my heart's coming out my asshole. 613 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,994 Hey. Hey. 614 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,694 What's the matter? 615 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,227 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 616 00:28:49,325 --> 00:28:51,794 -You havin' a heart attack? -No. Just stop it. God. 617 00:28:51,892 --> 00:28:53,827 - No. - Okay, so a panic attack. 618 00:28:53,925 --> 00:28:56,828 -No, it's not. -Take some slow, deep breaths. 619 00:28:56,925 --> 00:28:59,027 Uh, hello? Paramedic. 620 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,995 Are you okay to work like this? 621 00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:07,294 Look, I'm gonna be fine. I just... 622 00:29:09,757 --> 00:29:11,627 Just need some-some time. 623 00:29:13,824 --> 00:29:15,426 You don't understand. 624 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:33,959 You know, when I was 13... 625 00:29:35,022 --> 00:29:36,157 my mom and my sister and I 626 00:29:36,256 --> 00:29:38,224 went camping in the middle of nowhere. 627 00:29:40,156 --> 00:29:42,691 And my mom really liked cold chicken, 628 00:29:42,788 --> 00:29:44,123 so we were eating cold chicken 629 00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:46,223 on a picnic table with some potato chips, 630 00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:49,725 and my mom got a piece stuck in her throat. 631 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:54,759 And I didn't... I didn't know the Heimlich or anything... 632 00:29:55,522 --> 00:29:56,788 so right there... 633 00:29:57,687 --> 00:29:58,955 in that dumb campground... 634 00:30:02,154 --> 00:30:03,922 ...my mother died. 635 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,688 And I just watched. 636 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,423 So that's why I'm... that's why I'm here. 637 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,187 I'm gonna tell you something 638 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,755 that I wish someone had told me a long time ago. 639 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:27,856 Run away from this job as fast as humanly possible... 640 00:30:28,386 --> 00:30:30,721 or you will end up like this. 641 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:39,287 That's weird. 642 00:30:42,485 --> 00:30:44,319 Uh, hello? This is Randy. 643 00:30:54,584 --> 00:30:55,918 Okay. 644 00:30:58,484 --> 00:30:59,684 Okay. 645 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:03,018 What you mean you can't be late? 646 00:31:04,216 --> 00:31:06,586 I know you're a teacher. Fuck those kids. 647 00:31:06,682 --> 00:31:08,418 Just don't-- It's too early to be... 648 00:31:11,617 --> 00:31:13,385 What the fuck goin' on wit' you? Hey, stop. 649 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,552 Mmm! 650 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:20,750 Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack. 651 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,584 Whoo-hoo! 652 00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:27,317 Yeah! 653 00:31:27,415 --> 00:31:29,317 Hey! I quit! 654 00:31:29,415 --> 00:31:30,749 I quit! 655 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,149 I got a new job. I'm quitting! 656 00:31:32,248 --> 00:31:33,949 That's it. I'm done. 657 00:31:34,047 --> 00:31:36,183 I'm done. I got a new job. I can't believe... 658 00:31:36,281 --> 00:31:38,115 I totally thought that I blew the interview, 659 00:31:38,213 --> 00:31:39,982 but apparently they loved my honesty. 660 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,749 So... that's it. I'm outta here. 661 00:31:42,846 --> 00:31:44,248 So... It's... 662 00:31:44,348 --> 00:31:46,450 Shanice, you've been amazing. It's not you. Really. 663 00:31:46,547 --> 00:31:47,847 Thanks. You're the best supervisor. 664 00:31:47,946 --> 00:31:49,047 I really-- Thank you s-- 665 00:31:49,147 --> 00:31:50,681 I don't need to give you two weeks, do I? 666 00:31:50,779 --> 00:31:52,315 I don't think I could stay another two weeks. 667 00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:54,648 I can't do two weeks' notice. They need me to start Monday. 668 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,617 Come on. Please, please l-- I can't believe it! 669 00:31:57,712 --> 00:32:01,015 Honestly, I didn't know that I could feel happy. 670 00:32:01,112 --> 00:32:02,847 Hello? Are you still there? 671 00:32:02,945 --> 00:32:04,348 Yes, I'm still here. 672 00:32:04,446 --> 00:32:07,047 Can we, uh, re-up on rubber gloves, 673 00:32:07,145 --> 00:32:09,046 hypos, and normal saline-- Hang on! 674 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:10,547 Randy! 675 00:32:10,644 --> 00:32:12,079 I did not say you could quit. 676 00:32:12,545 --> 00:32:14,447 And you have to finish your shift! 677 00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:16,380 - Asshole. - Excuse me? 678 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,513 No, no, no! Not you. 679 00:32:19,378 --> 00:32:21,880 Okay! We ride! 680 00:32:21,977 --> 00:32:23,111 We ride! 681 00:32:23,478 --> 00:32:24,446 Ha-ha! 682 00:32:41,942 --> 00:32:44,312 Whoo! 683 00:32:44,409 --> 00:32:46,944 So long, fuckers! 684 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:47,976 Yeah! 685 00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:53,943 Ah... 686 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,677 I love the smell of nursing home in the morning. 687 00:33:00,741 --> 00:33:01,576 How you doin'? 688 00:33:03,641 --> 00:33:05,410 Hmm. What's for lunch? 689 00:33:05,509 --> 00:33:07,042 What the fuck is wrong wit' you? 690 00:33:07,673 --> 00:33:08,908 Sorry? 691 00:33:09,007 --> 00:33:10,108 This happiness is making me uncomfortable. 692 00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,576 It's actually kinda freaking me out. 693 00:33:11,673 --> 00:33:13,041 Yeah, it's a little unnerving. 694 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:17,110 Well, in 18 more hours, I am done with EMS forever. 695 00:33:17,773 --> 00:33:20,277 Uh, hi. Hello. 696 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,575 What took you so long? 697 00:33:21,672 --> 00:33:22,907 What you mean what took us so long? 698 00:33:23,006 --> 00:33:24,542 We got here in six minutes. 699 00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:26,509 That's two R&B songs. Six minutes. 700 00:33:26,607 --> 00:33:27,907 We can't get here faster than six minutes. 701 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,841 The fuck you think we got, a teleporter? 702 00:33:29,938 --> 00:33:31,441 Uh, where's the patient? 703 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:33,342 Alright, look. Just-Just... 704 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,241 follow me. 705 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:36,907 This way. 706 00:33:37,005 --> 00:33:37,839 Come on. 707 00:33:37,938 --> 00:33:40,142 How the fuck did he get this job? 708 00:33:40,506 --> 00:33:43,641 She's been having a little trouble breathing lately. 709 00:33:44,372 --> 00:33:46,006 Define "lately." 710 00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,306 Newbie, what's your assessment? 711 00:33:50,871 --> 00:33:53,441 Well, she's cyanotic, appears to have lividity. 712 00:33:53,538 --> 00:33:55,273 In my professional opinion... 713 00:33:55,371 --> 00:33:56,439 she's dead. 714 00:33:56,538 --> 00:33:58,038 Hmm. 715 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,940 -You gotta do something. -Do something? What? CPR? 716 00:34:02,036 --> 00:34:03,139 She's dead. 717 00:34:03,238 --> 00:34:05,140 Got a better chance of reviving the nightstand. 718 00:34:05,238 --> 00:34:06,239 You gotta try. 719 00:34:06,337 --> 00:34:07,338 No, we're not touching her. 720 00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:08,904 - Unh-uh. - Alright. 721 00:34:09,636 --> 00:34:11,439 I'm gettin' the charge nurse. 722 00:34:11,537 --> 00:34:12,804 You can if you want to. 723 00:34:12,902 --> 00:34:14,804 Is the charge nurse a magician? 724 00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:17,405 Because that's the only way this lady is coming back alive. 725 00:34:17,504 --> 00:34:18,737 With magic! 726 00:34:19,103 --> 00:34:19,970 Waste of time. 727 00:34:20,069 --> 00:34:21,704 Even the newbie knew she was dead. 728 00:34:21,802 --> 00:34:23,971 No offense. 729 00:34:24,068 --> 00:34:25,203 I am offended. 730 00:34:25,668 --> 00:34:27,571 Hey, County. Medic 42. 731 00:34:28,102 --> 00:34:30,304 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 732 00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,669 County, we need a coroner. 733 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,035 We have a DOA on the scene 734 00:34:34,136 --> 00:34:36,003 and, uh, we're standing by for paperwork. 735 00:34:36,102 --> 00:34:38,571 Copy, 42. Contacting coroner. 736 00:34:39,301 --> 00:34:41,703 What do you mean, coroner? What's going on here? 737 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,504 Your patient is assuming room temperature, 738 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:45,868 I declared her dead, 739 00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,902 the coroner is coming, and we are going to leave. 740 00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:49,801 How do you know she's dead? 741 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,336 What are her vitals? 742 00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:53,834 You wanna know her vitals? 743 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,668 Well, if you must know, zero pulse, 744 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,369 zero over zero blood pressure, 745 00:34:59,467 --> 00:35:00,834 zero respirations. 746 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,103 Like all... zeroes. 747 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:07,068 Would you like to know her blood sugar? 748 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:09,834 She was just fine when I checked on her a few minutes ago. 749 00:35:09,931 --> 00:35:12,901 A few... minutes ago? Really? 750 00:35:13,631 --> 00:35:15,134 Shake her hand. 751 00:35:15,664 --> 00:35:17,300 Go over and shake her hand. 752 00:35:17,664 --> 00:35:19,200 Do it. 753 00:35:19,298 --> 00:35:21,267 - I'm good. - Mike? 754 00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:31,931 Look. 755 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,298 Look! 756 00:35:34,498 --> 00:35:36,665 "Hi. I'm dead." 757 00:35:37,464 --> 00:35:39,233 Goddamn, she cold. 758 00:35:40,064 --> 00:35:41,499 You know why she's fuckin' cold? 759 00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:43,098 Because this is rigor. 760 00:35:43,197 --> 00:35:44,631 'Cause she's dead. 761 00:35:44,729 --> 00:35:47,266 This type of stiffness don't take a few minutes. 762 00:35:47,363 --> 00:35:50,699 We talkin' five or six hours. 763 00:35:50,796 --> 00:35:52,798 Huh? You can iron your clothes on her, 764 00:35:52,895 --> 00:35:54,030 that's how stiff she is! 765 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:55,297 Stiff as a board! 766 00:35:55,396 --> 00:35:57,065 Can I be honest wit' you? 767 00:35:57,895 --> 00:36:00,132 You're probably the worst nurse 768 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,564 I've ever fuckin' met. 769 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,763 This is totally unacceptable. 770 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:06,230 I'm calling your supervisor. 771 00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:07,696 Oh. Please do. 772 00:36:07,794 --> 00:36:09,363 That would be hysterical. 773 00:36:09,462 --> 00:36:12,898 In the meantime, I suggest you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice. 774 00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:15,797 She's starting to add to the lovely aroma around here. 775 00:36:15,894 --> 00:36:17,430 I smell dead people. 776 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,562 - Hello! - Randy, 777 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:27,362 who is this nursing home lady 778 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,694 screaming at me on the other line? 779 00:36:28,793 --> 00:36:30,129 Look, these people are idiots, okay? 780 00:36:30,227 --> 00:36:32,362 They had a patient of theirs that was dead for hours. 781 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:35,263 Randy, you have got to learn to manage these people 782 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,927 and stop acting like an asshole to everybody. 783 00:36:37,026 --> 00:36:39,095 Now I gotta deal with this mess. 784 00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:40,827 What do-- It's my last day, Shanice. 785 00:36:40,925 --> 00:36:42,694 It's not my last day, and if you finish your shift 786 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:43,994 we'll see if it's your last. 787 00:36:44,092 --> 00:36:46,361 Really? Oh, no. This is definitely my-- 788 00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:47,693 I said what I said. 789 00:36:49,526 --> 00:36:50,793 Fuck. 790 00:36:50,891 --> 00:36:52,759 So, Carol, if you were assessing that patient, 791 00:36:52,858 --> 00:36:54,726 would you classify them as alive? 792 00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:57,427 I see. No, no, no. No, you're right. 793 00:36:57,525 --> 00:36:58,993 I don't have a nursing degree. 794 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,559 I was trained as a paramedic. 795 00:37:00,657 --> 00:37:02,826 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you something, Carol, 796 00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:04,758 since you deal in elder care. 797 00:37:04,857 --> 00:37:07,460 My grandmother died 12 years ago at the age of 99 798 00:37:07,557 --> 00:37:09,192 and we buried her next to my grandfather 799 00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:11,526 at that cemetery out by the airport. Know the one? 800 00:37:11,623 --> 00:37:13,259 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you this. 801 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:15,658 If you and I were to go out there together right now 802 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:16,924 and dig up my grandmother's corpse, 803 00:37:17,023 --> 00:37:18,624 do you think you could revive her? 804 00:37:18,722 --> 00:37:20,125 Because that makes about as much sense 805 00:37:20,224 --> 00:37:22,259 as what you're saying to me right now. 806 00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:24,724 Your patient was dead, bitch. 807 00:37:24,822 --> 00:37:26,657 Mm-hmm. And your people didn't realize it 808 00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:28,358 for five or six hours. 809 00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:29,991 That is called negligence. 810 00:37:30,089 --> 00:37:31,723 But you thought you'd just call 911 811 00:37:31,821 --> 00:37:33,324 and cover your asses, is that it? 812 00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:36,758 Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I call your administrator 813 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,756 and go over this incident point by point 814 00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:41,125 and see which one of us still has a goddamn job 815 00:37:41,222 --> 00:37:42,655 by the end of the day? 816 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:46,358 Oh! You're suddenly okay? 817 00:37:46,455 --> 00:37:48,491 We're clear now, Carol? 818 00:37:48,588 --> 00:37:49,922 Great. Well, if you have any more problems, 819 00:37:50,021 --> 00:37:51,957 my name is Shanice, you call me immediately. 820 00:37:52,055 --> 00:37:53,456 You got that? 821 00:37:53,554 --> 00:37:54,654 Damn right. 822 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,589 Oh my God, I am so hungry. 823 00:38:02,686 --> 00:38:04,355 Mike, find a taco truck or something. 824 00:38:04,453 --> 00:38:06,589 My stomach is eating itself. 825 00:38:06,686 --> 00:38:07,955 Got you. That's all you have to say. 826 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,921 You didn't really quit, did you? 827 00:38:10,619 --> 00:38:12,188 Yeah. I did. 828 00:38:12,685 --> 00:38:14,154 -No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did. 829 00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:15,387 No, you did not. 830 00:38:15,486 --> 00:38:16,987 Yes, I did. 831 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,088 Look, look. Let me say this, okay? 832 00:38:19,185 --> 00:38:21,687 Randy has been in this way too long, okay? 833 00:38:21,785 --> 00:38:24,222 EMS is not supposed to be working this long. 834 00:38:24,319 --> 00:38:26,921 He don't know what he's gonna do out in the real world. 835 00:38:27,018 --> 00:38:28,286 This motherfucker can't do shit. 836 00:38:28,385 --> 00:38:29,920 What are you talking about? 837 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:31,587 I wouldn't know how to function out there? 838 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,420 Oh, but you know how to function out there. 839 00:38:33,518 --> 00:38:34,718 -You damn right I do. -Yeah. 840 00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:36,420 I function well out there too. 841 00:38:36,518 --> 00:38:38,153 'Cause I'm a normal fuckin' person. 842 00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:40,053 I go home, I take a shit, 843 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,086 then I take a shower and I put on my clothes 844 00:38:42,184 --> 00:38:43,819 and I pick up my lady, we go to dinner, 845 00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:45,586 then we come back home and we fuck. 846 00:38:45,683 --> 00:38:48,820 Okay? That is called being a part of society. 847 00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:50,119 You, on the other hand, 848 00:38:50,217 --> 00:38:52,285 would not survive one day in the real world. 849 00:38:52,383 --> 00:38:54,751 'Cause he ain't did shit. Don't do nothin' besides this. 850 00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:56,784 When the last time you been on a date? 851 00:38:56,883 --> 00:39:00,520 Hmm? When was the last time you washed your fuckin' sheets? 852 00:39:00,615 --> 00:39:02,650 Oh... 853 00:39:04,915 --> 00:39:07,384 Well, where are you gonna work? 854 00:39:07,483 --> 00:39:09,451 I'm working in an insurance company. 855 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,417 - What?! - What? 856 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,850 -Are you... -What? 857 00:39:12,949 --> 00:39:14,749 You gon' work in insurance. Please. 858 00:39:14,849 --> 00:39:16,616 Man, you can't even work at fuckin' Subway. 859 00:39:16,714 --> 00:39:19,051 I could w-- I could too work at Subway. 860 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,117 You gotta deal with customers to work at Subway. 861 00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:22,715 Yeah. I could deal with customers. 862 00:39:22,814 --> 00:39:24,583 You could? Let's pretend I'm a customer. 863 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,882 -Okay. -Okay. You ready? 864 00:39:25,981 --> 00:39:27,449 -Yeah. -I walk in. Ding! 865 00:39:27,547 --> 00:39:28,915 The little bell go off. I'm in there. 866 00:39:29,014 --> 00:39:31,117 Oh, hello, sir. Are you having a nice day? 867 00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:32,014 I'm having a great day. 868 00:39:32,114 --> 00:39:33,448 I would like a sandwich for lunch. 869 00:39:33,547 --> 00:39:34,849 -Okay. -You really supposed to-- 870 00:39:34,947 --> 00:39:36,582 Would you like a six-inch or a footlong? 871 00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:39,416 Okay. I want a six-inch vegetarian sub, okay? 872 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:41,748 -On wheat with chicken. -Mm-hmm. 873 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,949 - Hmm. - Okay. 874 00:39:45,046 --> 00:39:47,714 Uh... that-that doesn't make it 875 00:39:47,812 --> 00:39:49,447 a vegetarian sub if you add chicken. 876 00:39:49,546 --> 00:39:51,882 No. I would like, like I said, 877 00:39:51,979 --> 00:39:55,382 a six-inch vegetarian sub on wheat with chicken. 878 00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:57,013 I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that 879 00:39:57,113 --> 00:39:58,514 'cause that's not a vegetarian sub. 880 00:39:58,611 --> 00:40:00,080 Motherfucker, it is. 881 00:40:00,178 --> 00:40:02,247 -I'm the customer. -If you have chicken on it... 882 00:40:02,345 --> 00:40:04,080 See? That's exactly why you couldn't work there. 883 00:40:04,178 --> 00:40:06,080 -But it's not vegetarian! -It is vegetarian! 884 00:40:06,178 --> 00:40:09,081 There are rules here, sir. There are rules. 885 00:40:09,178 --> 00:40:11,747 I can order whatever the fuck I want. Alright? 886 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:13,612 I want a orange Fanta 887 00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:14,846 with grape juice in it. 888 00:40:14,944 --> 00:40:16,579 You can serve your own drink, sir. 889 00:40:16,677 --> 00:40:18,580 Here's your cup. Go to the drink station. 890 00:40:18,676 --> 00:40:20,312 What type of racist shit is that?! 891 00:40:21,543 --> 00:40:22,744 Fuck that. I'm calling corporate. 892 00:40:22,844 --> 00:40:24,712 Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. Corporate. 893 00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:28,280 Hey! This dude named Randy that work at the Subway 894 00:40:28,376 --> 00:40:29,845 is a asshole, okay? 895 00:40:29,943 --> 00:40:33,079 He tried to make me make my own fuckin' drink! 896 00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:35,511 Also this is a Black man calling, 897 00:40:35,608 --> 00:40:36,642 so you know what that's about! 898 00:40:36,742 --> 00:40:38,377 Bye! Fired! 899 00:40:38,909 --> 00:40:40,711 -Shit. -Alright. Alright. 900 00:40:40,809 --> 00:40:43,112 Well, you know what? I'm not working at Subway, 901 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,543 so... win-win. 902 00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:46,077 Medic 42. 903 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:48,276 No. Come on! 904 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,678 Not now. Don't take it. No. No. No, Mike. Please. 905 00:40:50,775 --> 00:40:52,543 Come on, man. It's our job. 906 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,943 -42 is here. Go ahead. -Oh, God. 907 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:55,844 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 908 00:40:55,941 --> 00:40:57,843 Respond emergent in 33 Cooper Court. 909 00:40:57,941 --> 00:41:01,511 Oh man, I hope this patient is dead so I can eat... 910 00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:03,641 ...a taco. 911 00:41:17,706 --> 00:41:19,374 Oh, this is gonna be fucked up. 912 00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:25,907 Hey. Hey. Sir? 913 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,675 S-Sir, excuse me. We just-- We just wanna take a look at-- 914 00:41:28,772 --> 00:41:30,407 Yeah. Hey. 915 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,908 - What? - Hey, sir, uh... 916 00:41:34,005 --> 00:41:36,775 Why don't you get on the ground so we can help you out, okay? 917 00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:38,807 -Here, come here. -Should I take my helmet off? 918 00:41:38,904 --> 00:41:40,339 No! 919 00:41:40,438 --> 00:41:41,339 -No. -No. 920 00:41:41,438 --> 00:41:43,173 Real s-- No! Okay. 921 00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:44,272 God damnit. 922 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:47,839 - Better... - Oh. 923 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,107 You've had a little too much to drink this afternoon? 924 00:41:50,204 --> 00:41:51,939 - Just a little. - Be right back. 925 00:41:52,037 --> 00:41:53,505 I'ma get the rest of the equipment. 926 00:41:54,037 --> 00:41:56,072 Hold C-spine, please, madam. 927 00:41:56,170 --> 00:41:57,772 -Yep. -Thank you. 928 00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:59,138 Hello there. My name's Randy. 929 00:41:59,237 --> 00:42:01,139 We're gonna be taking you to the hospital today. 930 00:42:01,236 --> 00:42:04,339 -What's your name? -Uh, my name's Matt. 931 00:42:04,436 --> 00:42:05,604 Or Matthew. 932 00:42:05,703 --> 00:42:07,038 Okay, Matthew. 933 00:42:07,470 --> 00:42:09,138 I'm, uh... just wondering if you-- 934 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:11,371 Know what? Maybe call me Matt, actually. 935 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:13,572 -That feels more like... -Okay, Matt. 936 00:42:13,702 --> 00:42:16,138 Matt it is. Any other pain anywhere? Hmm? 937 00:42:16,235 --> 00:42:18,537 Eh, just like... a little headache, 938 00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:20,437 but I don't think it's a big deal, doc. 939 00:42:20,868 --> 00:42:22,870 Uh, not a doc. Paramedic. 940 00:42:22,968 --> 00:42:24,937 Can you tell us a bit about what happened? 941 00:42:26,068 --> 00:42:27,002 Uh, yeah. 942 00:42:27,102 --> 00:42:28,403 I crashed my bike-- 943 00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:29,769 -Oh, hey! -Okay! 944 00:42:29,868 --> 00:42:32,104 - We wanna hold you real still. - Sorry. 945 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:33,669 Real still. 946 00:42:35,101 --> 00:42:38,237 I don't have to go to the haps-- hospital, do I? 947 00:42:38,334 --> 00:42:39,435 'Cause I don't have insurance. 948 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:41,001 Matt, don't worry about that. 949 00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,870 They're just gonna send you a soul-crushing bill later on. 950 00:42:43,967 --> 00:42:46,369 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm a nurse! 951 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,469 Excuse me. I'm a nurse. 952 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,368 I saw the ambulance and figured you'd need help. 953 00:42:51,467 --> 00:42:52,701 Let's get this helmet off. 954 00:42:52,799 --> 00:42:53,867 You don't have to do that. 955 00:42:53,966 --> 00:42:56,035 Lady, I don't wanna be mean to you 956 00:42:56,133 --> 00:42:58,202 'cause you remind me of my auntie, 957 00:42:58,299 --> 00:42:59,366 but leave us the fuck alone. 958 00:42:59,466 --> 00:43:01,401 Is this like a turf war over me? 959 00:43:01,499 --> 00:43:02,867 Right. I need you to bandage his eyes. 960 00:43:02,965 --> 00:43:05,034 What's wrong with my eyes? 961 00:43:09,364 --> 00:43:11,333 Eyes. Both. Both eyes. 962 00:43:11,431 --> 00:43:13,300 Why? The other eye's fine. 963 00:43:13,398 --> 00:43:15,200 Not a democracy. 964 00:43:15,298 --> 00:43:17,534 -Both eyes. -That doesn't make any sense. 965 00:43:17,631 --> 00:43:20,835 - Why would I do that? - Both eyes. 966 00:43:25,697 --> 00:43:27,899 Hey, do you guys know what you're doing? 967 00:43:27,997 --> 00:43:30,400 Because, like, it sounds like you don't agree. 968 00:43:30,497 --> 00:43:32,533 Oh, we know exactly what we're doing. 969 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:34,065 Let him see out of his good eye. 970 00:43:34,163 --> 00:43:38,034 Taggert! Escort this lady out of my presence immediately. 971 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,465 What? 972 00:43:39,564 --> 00:43:41,364 -Come with me, ma'am. Let's go. -Out. 973 00:43:41,463 --> 00:43:42,764 I'm not leaving my patient. 974 00:43:42,863 --> 00:43:44,932 -Mm-hmm. -No. This is my patient! 975 00:43:45,029 --> 00:43:45,729 Mine! 976 00:43:49,762 --> 00:43:51,230 Sorry. I'm trying to understand. 977 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:52,463 Did you have me wrap both eyes 978 00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:53,963 because you didn't want him to panic? 979 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:55,831 What did I say? Not in front of the patient. 980 00:43:55,929 --> 00:43:57,864 -I-I don't understand. -Not in front of the patient! 981 00:43:57,961 --> 00:44:00,330 -I'm trying to understand. -Dictator, remember? Dictator! 982 00:44:00,428 --> 00:44:01,696 Yeah, dic-something. 983 00:44:01,794 --> 00:44:03,863 I can hear you guys. 984 00:44:03,961 --> 00:44:06,931 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matt, or Matty. 985 00:44:07,028 --> 00:44:08,930 - 42-year-old male. - Matthew. 986 00:44:09,028 --> 00:44:10,896 Conscious but not alert. ETOH on board. 987 00:44:10,993 --> 00:44:12,563 Penetrating injury to his right eye. 988 00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:15,230 As far as we can tell, no neuro involvement. 989 00:44:15,327 --> 00:44:18,730 Vitals are stable. No SOB or other injuries detected. 990 00:44:18,827 --> 00:44:20,529 Wow. That wasn't interesting at all. 991 00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:23,062 'Cause to me, what I'm seeing here 992 00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:24,994 is a stick in the eye! 993 00:44:26,892 --> 00:44:27,693 What? 994 00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:30,295 I'm sorry, sir. Your eye, it's, um... 995 00:44:31,259 --> 00:44:32,227 jelly. 996 00:44:32,659 --> 00:44:33,893 Aw, man! 997 00:44:33,992 --> 00:44:35,961 I can sew it up and give you an eye patch. 998 00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:38,061 That's the best I can do for you, though. 999 00:44:38,158 --> 00:44:40,727 You can thank your friends in EMS. 1000 00:44:41,358 --> 00:44:43,861 I did everything right. 1001 00:44:44,225 --> 00:44:45,893 Get out of my ER. 1002 00:44:53,658 --> 00:44:55,393 That guy's a dick. 1003 00:44:55,824 --> 00:44:57,725 No, no, no. 1004 00:44:57,824 --> 00:44:58,991 No, no. Why both eyes? 1005 00:44:59,091 --> 00:45:00,725 -It is a reasonable question. -Listen. 1006 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:02,192 Our patient is scared and confused 1007 00:45:02,290 --> 00:45:03,991 and he needs to know we know what the fuck we're doing. 1008 00:45:04,091 --> 00:45:05,625 So stop asking questions in front of him 1009 00:45:05,723 --> 00:45:06,858 like a fucking five-year-old. 1010 00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:08,257 Know what? I came here to learn from you 1011 00:45:08,356 --> 00:45:10,358 because I thought you had something to teach me. 1012 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:11,525 Instead, you give me bullshit 1013 00:45:11,622 --> 00:45:12,723 about how saving lives doesn't matter 1014 00:45:12,823 --> 00:45:14,124 because you're dead inside. 1015 00:45:14,223 --> 00:45:15,791 You're everything I don't want to be. Everything. 1016 00:45:15,889 --> 00:45:17,991 -Shh! Shh! -Top to bottom. What kind of-- 1017 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,092 Boo-hoo. Are you jaded? Are you Mr. Tough Guy? 1018 00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:21,890 -What's behind the eyes? -The brain. 1019 00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:24,525 Right. And do we want that stick moving, carving the brain? 1020 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,124 -No, we don't. -No. We do not. Right? 1021 00:45:26,222 --> 00:45:27,857 -How many eyes do we have? -Oh, come on. 1022 00:45:27,955 --> 00:45:30,492 -How many eyes do we have?! -Two! We have two. 1023 00:45:30,588 --> 00:45:32,056 Do they work independently? 1024 00:45:33,755 --> 00:45:35,290 Oh, shit. 1025 00:45:35,389 --> 00:45:36,789 Yeah. 1026 00:45:37,221 --> 00:45:38,722 Where one eye moves... 1027 00:45:39,854 --> 00:45:41,089 the other one follows. 1028 00:45:41,754 --> 00:45:43,022 They move in tandem. 1029 00:45:43,121 --> 00:45:44,589 How far is that stick back there? 1030 00:45:44,687 --> 00:45:46,322 We don't know. Is it digging up the brain? 1031 00:45:46,421 --> 00:45:47,688 We don't know. 1032 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,590 Our job is to stop the trauma 1033 00:45:50,687 --> 00:45:53,290 and get him into the ER as soon as possible. 1034 00:45:58,986 --> 00:46:00,088 Listen. 1035 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:02,620 The problem at an accident scene 1036 00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,788 is everyone is so amped up and full of adrenaline 1037 00:46:04,885 --> 00:46:06,053 they get tunnel vision. 1038 00:46:06,152 --> 00:46:08,556 They're just looking at the one problem. 1039 00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:10,921 They're not seeing the big picture. 1040 00:46:11,618 --> 00:46:14,456 Our job, while everyone else is freaking out, 1041 00:46:14,553 --> 00:46:17,389 is to take a deep breath, step back, 1042 00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:19,253 and see the whole thing. 1043 00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:24,985 You're right. 1044 00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:27,619 -Sorry? -You're right. 1045 00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:31,320 I didn't think about that. Thank you. 1046 00:46:31,418 --> 00:46:32,585 Uh... 1047 00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:34,819 Okay. Uh... 1048 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,186 I shouldn't have questioned you in front of a patient. 1049 00:46:37,284 --> 00:46:38,752 I'm sorry. 1050 00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:40,218 It won't happen again. 1051 00:46:45,451 --> 00:46:46,818 Are we good? 1052 00:46:52,317 --> 00:46:53,918 Yeah. Yeah, we're good. 1053 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:57,250 Well... 1054 00:47:06,248 --> 00:47:08,084 Let's get a burger before I drop dead. 1055 00:47:08,182 --> 00:47:10,184 Did you put that dipshit in his place? 1056 00:47:10,282 --> 00:47:11,316 No. 1057 00:47:12,415 --> 00:47:14,083 Because he was right and I was wrong. 1058 00:47:14,181 --> 00:47:18,051 Okay, look. Randy can be an asshole sometimes, you know? 1059 00:47:19,181 --> 00:47:21,850 Okay, yes, he's a asshole all the damn time. 1060 00:47:21,947 --> 00:47:24,750 But there's nobody else I would ride with other than him. 1061 00:47:24,847 --> 00:47:26,316 Jesus! 1062 00:47:26,414 --> 00:47:27,915 What the hell, man?! 1063 00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:29,748 -What are you-- -He's falling apart. 1064 00:47:29,846 --> 00:47:31,248 Pedestrians have the right of way! 1065 00:47:31,347 --> 00:47:32,248 You almost killed me! 1066 00:47:32,347 --> 00:47:33,881 We all end up like that? 1067 00:47:33,979 --> 00:47:35,981 -Calling yourself a paramedic! -A broken mess? 1068 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,581 Get out! 1069 00:47:38,547 --> 00:47:39,947 Hey. Hey. Hey. 1070 00:47:40,779 --> 00:47:42,948 Can we go? Please? I'm hungry. 1071 00:47:43,513 --> 00:47:44,481 -Okay. -Alright. 1072 00:47:44,579 --> 00:47:46,114 Let's go feed this motherfucker. 1073 00:48:11,244 --> 00:48:12,279 Stop! 1074 00:48:12,776 --> 00:48:13,944 -Okay? -What? 1075 00:48:14,043 --> 00:48:15,446 What you're doing is fuckin' disgusting. 1076 00:48:15,544 --> 00:48:17,212 -I'm hungry. -What you mean, you hungry? 1077 00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:18,378 Just puttin' shit in your mouth. 1078 00:48:18,477 --> 00:48:20,078 You're eatin' like a fuckin' Pac-Man. 1079 00:48:20,176 --> 00:48:22,611 You know something? I don't even wanna eat no more. 1080 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:25,612 You just-- I done lost my appetite watchin' you eat. 1081 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,344 Pretty soon, I'm starting this job, 1082 00:48:27,444 --> 00:48:29,111 I'm gonna have a real lunch hour. 1083 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:32,346 One hour every single day. 1084 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:33,676 I'm gonna work nine to five. 1085 00:48:33,775 --> 00:48:35,511 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna sleep. 1086 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:37,077 Hey. 1087 00:48:37,176 --> 00:48:39,977 Excuse me. Um, are you an ambulance driver? 1088 00:48:40,774 --> 00:48:42,510 -Paramedic. -Okay. Wait. 1089 00:48:42,607 --> 00:48:44,243 Can I just ask you one question? 1090 00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:46,709 Okay. Can I just have like ten more minutes 1091 00:48:46,808 --> 00:48:48,410 and then I'll answer whatever question you have. 1092 00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:49,742 Wait. One thing. Super quick. 1093 00:48:49,841 --> 00:48:52,478 What's the worst thing that you've ever seen? 1094 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,109 Why do people always ask me that? 1095 00:48:57,208 --> 00:49:00,077 I mean, I get that there's a morbid fascination, 1096 00:49:00,174 --> 00:49:03,477 but I mean, why do they ask me that? 1097 00:49:03,972 --> 00:49:06,509 What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? 1098 00:49:06,606 --> 00:49:08,176 Want to think about that right now? 1099 00:49:08,274 --> 00:49:09,308 I sure don't. 1100 00:49:09,407 --> 00:49:11,942 I have seen some terrible things. 1101 00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:15,210 I know things that you do not want to know. 1102 00:49:17,839 --> 00:49:20,909 I know what brains smell like. 1103 00:49:21,339 --> 00:49:24,008 Brains have a distinct smell. Did you know that? 1104 00:49:24,105 --> 00:49:26,208 Sometimes I smell it when I come out of the ambulance 1105 00:49:26,305 --> 00:49:29,442 and I know right then and there, better watch my step 1106 00:49:29,539 --> 00:49:34,009 or else I'll slip and fall in some poor dead soul's memories. 1107 00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:40,206 You know what's in there? 1108 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,273 Dead two-year-old. 1109 00:49:42,371 --> 00:49:46,375 She got decapitated by the seat belt upon impact. 1110 00:49:46,471 --> 00:49:47,971 Wanna look in there? 1111 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:50,273 You want that image seared into your brain 1112 00:49:50,371 --> 00:49:51,604 forever and ever? 1113 00:49:51,702 --> 00:49:53,938 Well, someone's gotta look inside. 1114 00:49:54,736 --> 00:49:57,440 Someone's gotta have that image 1115 00:49:57,537 --> 00:49:59,905 in their brain for the rest of their lives. 1116 00:50:00,769 --> 00:50:02,338 I'm that somebody. 1117 00:50:02,902 --> 00:50:05,238 That's not even the worst thing I've seen. 1118 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,540 So we get a call, unknown medical, 1119 00:50:09,002 --> 00:50:11,205 neighbor's complaining about smells. 1120 00:50:11,768 --> 00:50:13,337 Go into the apartment, meet the woman, 1121 00:50:13,436 --> 00:50:14,869 she seems totally normal, 1122 00:50:14,967 --> 00:50:18,372 but apparently she's suffering from postpartum depression. 1123 00:50:18,469 --> 00:50:20,304 So I ask her, "Where's the baby?" 1124 00:50:21,135 --> 00:50:22,403 "Where is the baby?" 1125 00:50:22,767 --> 00:50:25,770 Sure enough, there it is, in the microwave. 1126 00:50:25,867 --> 00:50:28,504 -Stop. -And its face... 1127 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,437 was like melted cheese. 1128 00:50:30,535 --> 00:50:32,669 Oh my God. 1129 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:35,270 That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. 1130 00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:38,702 I know! I ordered it medium rare! 1131 00:50:41,233 --> 00:50:42,134 Ah, come on! 1132 00:50:42,233 --> 00:50:43,634 -What the fuck? -Come on! 1133 00:50:45,732 --> 00:50:47,368 Hey, come on. Don't be like that. 1134 00:50:47,466 --> 00:50:48,699 You wanted to know. 1135 00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:51,135 You don't want your chicken sandwich? 1136 00:50:51,698 --> 00:50:54,668 You gonna finish that? 1137 00:50:54,765 --> 00:50:57,768 Okay, so, there wasn't actually a baby in the microwave. 1138 00:51:03,266 --> 00:51:06,768 See, that's what it is. You still new to all this. 1139 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,699 And you ain't seen shit yet. 1140 00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:10,766 Like, nothing. Not at all. 1141 00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:12,499 You still got all that resilience in you. 1142 00:51:12,597 --> 00:51:15,468 You got the emotional reserves in the bank. 1143 00:51:15,563 --> 00:51:17,099 You got all that in there. 1144 00:51:17,198 --> 00:51:18,299 And when bad shit happen, 1145 00:51:18,397 --> 00:51:20,299 you still got that cushion inside. 1146 00:51:20,930 --> 00:51:23,200 Yeah, but when you been doin' this long enough... 1147 00:51:25,397 --> 00:51:27,166 ...you run out of those reserves. 1148 00:51:27,929 --> 00:51:30,066 Yeah, but you keep doing it. 1149 00:51:30,164 --> 00:51:31,831 Aw, hell no. 1150 00:51:31,929 --> 00:51:34,099 Shit, I'm goin' to law school in six months. 1151 00:51:35,163 --> 00:51:36,696 -What? -Yeah. 1152 00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:38,863 Why law school? 1153 00:51:39,761 --> 00:51:41,497 You know who gets fucked over more 1154 00:51:41,594 --> 00:51:43,863 than anybody in this country? 1155 00:51:44,795 --> 00:51:46,630 Hardworking people. 1156 00:51:47,828 --> 00:51:49,930 Hardworking people. 1157 00:51:50,594 --> 00:51:52,230 Perfect example: My mom. 1158 00:51:54,128 --> 00:51:57,597 She, uh, passed two years ago of-of cancer. 1159 00:51:59,827 --> 00:52:02,064 And two years before that, she went to the hospital 1160 00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,662 'cause she knew something was wrong. 1161 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,896 You know, and they checked her out. 1162 00:52:07,593 --> 00:52:09,430 Her insurance covered that. 1163 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,896 They diagnosed her, and her insurance covered that. 1164 00:52:14,926 --> 00:52:19,065 But when it came to actually helping her... 1165 00:52:20,193 --> 00:52:22,761 they told her she didn't have the right policy. 1166 00:52:22,858 --> 00:52:25,395 She did her best. She was calling the insurance company 1167 00:52:25,492 --> 00:52:28,328 and... arguing and fighting and... 1168 00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:32,694 But as she was doing that, the cancer spread. 1169 00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:38,060 And she died. 1170 00:52:40,259 --> 00:52:42,094 Wasn't even about the doctors at that point. 1171 00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:44,294 She needed a lawyer. 1172 00:52:45,058 --> 00:52:47,927 Look, I wanna help people. That's why I became EMS. 1173 00:52:49,158 --> 00:52:51,626 You know? I wanted to make a difference. 1174 00:52:53,924 --> 00:52:56,193 And I don't feel like that's what we doin', man. 1175 00:53:00,357 --> 00:53:01,892 Also, I... 1176 00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:04,658 would love to not make minimum wage anymore. 1177 00:53:04,755 --> 00:53:06,824 I'm broke as fuck. 1178 00:53:06,923 --> 00:53:09,426 I'm taking all this shit home and warm it up later. 1179 00:53:09,890 --> 00:53:11,425 I don't have a goddamn thing. 1180 00:53:31,921 --> 00:53:33,688 Well, you know, it's nighttime now, 1181 00:53:33,787 --> 00:53:36,991 so it's 'bout to get really weird. 1182 00:53:37,421 --> 00:53:39,722 -Weird. -Weird how? 1183 00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:42,490 Medic 42, respond to A143 Orange Avenue 1184 00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:43,621 for a psychiatric patient. 1185 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,822 Shit, man. It's the president. 1186 00:53:50,953 --> 00:53:53,956 I'm the president of the United States! 1187 00:53:54,054 --> 00:53:56,122 Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts! 1188 00:53:56,219 --> 00:53:57,988 Mike! Help! Mike! 1189 00:53:58,086 --> 00:54:00,321 Get your hands off my friend, motherfucker! 1190 00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:01,787 Mike! 1191 00:54:01,886 --> 00:54:03,820 Ah! 1192 00:54:03,919 --> 00:54:06,188 Hit him with something! 1193 00:54:06,819 --> 00:54:09,687 Not fruit! Don't hit him with fruit! 1194 00:54:09,785 --> 00:54:11,187 Call another ambulance! 1195 00:54:11,285 --> 00:54:13,521 Charlie, we're trying to fucking help you! 1196 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,686 - Stop it! - I'm the president! 1197 00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:18,720 I'm the president of the United States! 1198 00:54:19,185 --> 00:54:21,220 This is what happened last time. 1199 00:54:21,317 --> 00:54:24,720 So that is why we gotta get him in the ambulance peacefully 1200 00:54:24,818 --> 00:54:26,953 or he will kick the living shit out of us. 1201 00:54:27,051 --> 00:54:29,652 He sounds like he needs to be in a psychiatric facility. 1202 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:32,453 No, no, no, no, no. Look, he's a sweetheart, man. 1203 00:54:32,549 --> 00:54:34,584 He don't mean any harm, you know? 1204 00:54:35,582 --> 00:54:37,052 That's usually when he's on his meds. 1205 00:54:37,150 --> 00:54:40,219 Now, if he's off his meds, it's a different story. 1206 00:54:40,316 --> 00:54:41,351 Plus it's the end of the month. 1207 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:43,419 What happens at the end of the month? 1208 00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:46,584 Look, the system give him 20 pills a month, right? 1209 00:54:46,681 --> 00:54:48,384 But there's 30 days in a month. 1210 00:54:48,983 --> 00:54:51,352 What do you think Charlie do with those other ten days? 1211 00:54:51,449 --> 00:54:53,284 Loses his shit. 1212 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,683 Sometimes he makes it to the end of the month, 1213 00:54:55,782 --> 00:54:56,883 sometimes he don't. 1214 00:54:56,982 --> 00:54:58,682 Right now look like he didn't. 1215 00:54:59,115 --> 00:55:00,716 So we're not calling PD? 1216 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:04,083 -No. -No. 1217 00:55:04,181 --> 00:55:07,650 Look, look, look. Charlie is a 6'6" Black man 1218 00:55:07,747 --> 00:55:09,649 with mental health issues. 1219 00:55:09,746 --> 00:55:11,015 Would you call the police? 1220 00:55:21,679 --> 00:55:23,315 Hey, Mike, kill the lights. 1221 00:55:23,414 --> 00:55:25,949 We don't wanna set him off any more than he already is. 1222 00:55:28,712 --> 00:55:31,983 I'm the president of the United States! 1223 00:55:36,645 --> 00:55:38,481 I hate the end of the month. 1224 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:45,747 Wait, wait, wait. 1225 00:55:46,178 --> 00:55:48,347 Hey. 1226 00:55:48,445 --> 00:55:50,781 -You have all your teeth? -Yeah. 1227 00:55:50,878 --> 00:55:53,180 Then you're gonna wanna stay about, oh, I don't know... 1228 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:54,612 -Oh. -...that far back. 1229 00:55:54,711 --> 00:55:56,246 Alright. Alright. 1230 00:55:56,344 --> 00:55:57,712 Alright, look. 1231 00:55:57,811 --> 00:55:59,713 -Y'all ready? -Ready. 1232 00:55:59,811 --> 00:56:01,846 Okay, I'm 'bout to knock. 1233 00:56:07,642 --> 00:56:08,676 Secret Service! 1234 00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,078 Shit. 1235 00:56:10,177 --> 00:56:12,913 Uh, h-hey, Mr. President. 1236 00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:14,879 Look, look, um... The Secret Service, man. 1237 00:56:14,976 --> 00:56:17,278 We here to evacuate you and take you to the White House. 1238 00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:21,012 What about the first lady and the vice president? 1239 00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:26,078 We're gonna send a second chopper. 1240 00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:26,876 Mm-hmm. 1241 00:56:26,976 --> 00:56:28,576 We're not leaving anyone behind. 1242 00:56:28,675 --> 00:56:29,710 - Okay. - Okay? 1243 00:56:29,809 --> 00:56:31,277 -Top secret. -Top secret, so lay low. 1244 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:32,510 Come. Sir. 1245 00:56:32,608 --> 00:56:34,744 -Come on. -Please. Please. Come. Come. 1246 00:56:35,508 --> 00:56:36,876 Come on. 1247 00:56:37,908 --> 00:56:41,211 Stay low. Stay low. Watch for snipers, sir. 1248 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:44,410 Right this way, sir. Right this way. 1249 00:56:44,508 --> 00:56:46,843 -Here we go. -No. 1250 00:56:47,673 --> 00:56:49,442 - No. - It's the chopper. 1251 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:51,375 Hey, show him that it's the chopper. Like... 1252 00:56:51,473 --> 00:56:53,342 The chopper's right here, sir. 1253 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,176 Right this way. 1254 00:56:59,273 --> 00:57:01,675 Come on, man. You got this. Come on. It's good. 1255 00:57:01,773 --> 00:57:03,508 Alright, we got Mr. President with us. 1256 00:57:03,605 --> 00:57:05,908 Come on, sir. 1257 00:57:09,739 --> 00:57:10,874 Shit. 1258 00:57:10,972 --> 00:57:12,673 - Hey. Hey. Hey. - No. Hey. Hey. 1259 00:57:12,773 --> 00:57:14,141 Officers. Excuse me. 1260 00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,342 Uh, hey, we've got this totally under control, okay? 1261 00:57:17,439 --> 00:57:18,874 This is, uh, a patient of ours. 1262 00:57:18,972 --> 00:57:20,373 He's having an episode right now. 1263 00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:21,773 There's really, uh... 1264 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,040 -Calm down. -No reason to panic. 1265 00:57:23,138 --> 00:57:24,139 Just relax. 1266 00:57:24,238 --> 00:57:26,373 We just came here to help. We got a call. 1267 00:57:26,471 --> 00:57:27,639 Just back up. 1268 00:57:27,737 --> 00:57:29,005 If you could please turn off your lights. 1269 00:57:29,104 --> 00:57:31,240 -We got a call... -Got a psychiatric patient. 1270 00:57:31,338 --> 00:57:33,407 The lights are gonna make him really nervous. 1271 00:57:33,504 --> 00:57:35,039 Calm down, alright? 1272 00:57:35,138 --> 00:57:37,673 -I'm the president. -I know you are. You are. 1273 00:57:37,771 --> 00:57:39,239 I'm the president of the United States. 1274 00:57:39,337 --> 00:57:41,606 -We're just here to help. -He's having an episode. 1275 00:57:41,704 --> 00:57:43,806 Just back up. Back it up! Now. 1276 00:57:43,903 --> 00:57:45,505 Listen. But you gotta chill. 1277 00:57:45,603 --> 00:57:46,704 Just relax, okay? We got you. 1278 00:57:46,803 --> 00:57:48,138 -I'm the president. -I know. 1279 00:57:48,237 --> 00:57:49,838 -But you've gotta stay calm. -I'm the president! 1280 00:57:49,936 --> 00:57:51,405 -Please. -I'm the president! 1281 00:57:51,503 --> 00:57:52,771 -Calm down! -I'm the president! 1282 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,371 I'm the president of the United States! 1283 00:57:54,469 --> 00:57:55,771 -Whoa! -No, no, no, no, no! 1284 00:57:58,169 --> 00:58:00,571 -I'm the president! -Hey, chill! Chill! Chill! 1285 00:58:00,668 --> 00:58:01,870 Calm him down. 1286 00:58:01,969 --> 00:58:03,670 No. Please. You do not have to do this. 1287 00:58:03,769 --> 00:58:05,003 -Ma'am, back up. -Okay. 1288 00:58:05,101 --> 00:58:06,603 Please, you've gotta put the guns down! 1289 00:58:06,702 --> 00:58:08,437 He's not a danger! 1290 00:58:08,534 --> 00:58:10,504 -I'm the president! -Now! 1291 00:58:10,602 --> 00:58:11,903 -Now! -Come on! 1292 00:58:12,001 --> 00:58:14,570 -I'm the president! -Calm him down, or I will! 1293 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:16,836 -I will! Okay. Okay. -Right now! Or we will. 1294 00:58:16,934 --> 00:58:18,236 -Okay, let me-- -Right now! 1295 00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:20,836 Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down. 1296 00:58:20,933 --> 00:58:22,468 Look at me. Look at me. 1297 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,836 Look at me. Calm-- You gotta calm down, man. 1298 00:58:24,933 --> 00:58:27,336 Please, please calm down for me. 1299 00:58:27,434 --> 00:58:29,069 Okay? 1300 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:32,570 Please calm down. They don't give a fuck, man. 1301 00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:35,402 But I give a fuck, okay? 1302 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,235 Hey, hey, Mr. President. 1303 00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:40,167 Charlie. 1304 00:58:41,465 --> 00:58:43,200 I see you, okay? 1305 00:58:44,766 --> 00:58:46,734 I see you and I got you. 1306 00:58:48,532 --> 00:58:50,868 But you gotta calm down, okay? 1307 00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:53,801 I don't want anything to happen to you. 1308 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,900 I won't let nothin' happen to you. 1309 00:58:56,664 --> 00:58:58,867 Just calm down. Okay? 1310 00:58:58,965 --> 00:59:01,834 Okay. Okay. 1311 00:59:01,931 --> 00:59:02,832 Hey... 1312 00:59:04,564 --> 00:59:06,566 As you can see, he's calmed down, okay? 1313 00:59:06,663 --> 00:59:09,133 I'm EMS. 1314 00:59:09,231 --> 00:59:11,400 That's our ambulance right there. We got him. 1315 00:59:11,498 --> 00:59:14,033 Okay? He's just havin' an episode today. 1316 00:59:14,864 --> 00:59:15,898 Alright? 1317 00:59:15,996 --> 00:59:18,198 Just put the guns down, alright? 1318 00:59:21,130 --> 00:59:22,231 Please. 1319 00:59:25,829 --> 00:59:26,797 Okay. 1320 00:59:27,929 --> 00:59:29,164 Alright. 1321 00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:32,865 Hey. Hey! Look at me. 1322 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,096 I'm proud of you, man. 1323 00:59:38,395 --> 00:59:39,596 Thank you. 1324 00:59:41,095 --> 00:59:42,563 Thank you. 1325 00:59:43,561 --> 00:59:44,596 I'm good. 1326 00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:57,296 - This way. - Everything's fine, okay? 1327 00:59:58,193 --> 00:59:59,928 Just have a seat. 1328 01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:01,928 She's gonna belt you in, okay? 1329 01:00:02,027 --> 01:00:05,296 We can't take off until we get you belted in, okay? 1330 01:00:39,858 --> 01:00:42,027 I'm the president of the United States! 1331 01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:44,992 I'm the president of the United States! 1332 01:00:50,157 --> 01:00:53,260 I'm the president of the United States! 1333 01:00:53,356 --> 01:00:55,191 I can't fuckin' do the IV! 1334 01:00:55,289 --> 01:00:57,358 -Okay, I got it. Just breathe. -I can't get it! 1335 01:00:57,457 --> 01:00:59,393 I'm the president of the United States! 1336 01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:04,524 I'm the president of the United States! 1337 01:01:04,989 --> 01:01:07,959 Randy, can you do me a favor and maybe, um... 1338 01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:10,458 maybe keep the president calm for a little bit? 1339 01:01:10,555 --> 01:01:13,058 Yeah, I'm on it. 1340 01:01:13,788 --> 01:01:16,724 County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42. 1341 01:01:16,821 --> 01:01:19,190 Can I get a physician on? 1342 01:01:19,287 --> 01:01:20,922 Copy. Standby. 1343 01:01:21,021 --> 01:01:23,323 I need a doctor's permission to administer a sedative. 1344 01:01:23,422 --> 01:01:24,689 This is Dr. Serano. What? 1345 01:01:24,787 --> 01:01:27,757 Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano, this is Paramedic Randy. 1346 01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:30,323 Uh, currently en route to your facility, 1347 01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:32,490 and an emergent psychiatric patient. 1348 01:01:32,587 --> 01:01:34,889 Patient was uncontrollable at scene 1349 01:01:34,986 --> 01:01:37,356 and actively fighting the restraints. 1350 01:01:37,454 --> 01:01:39,155 Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100. 1351 01:01:39,253 --> 01:01:42,424 Seeking two milligrams of atropine for sedation. 1352 01:01:42,519 --> 01:01:44,321 - Wait. - Atropine? 1353 01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:46,054 Yeah, for sedation. Yes. 1354 01:01:46,153 --> 01:01:47,554 Atropine? 1355 01:01:47,652 --> 01:01:49,721 Do you mean Ativan? 1356 01:01:49,819 --> 01:01:52,789 Are you trying to kill your patient, Paramedic Randy? 1357 01:01:53,219 --> 01:01:54,820 Fuck! 1358 01:01:55,085 --> 01:01:56,454 Ativan. Yes, Ativan. 1359 01:01:56,551 --> 01:01:58,520 Two milligrams for sedation. 1360 01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:01,187 Uh, ETA ten minutes. 1361 01:02:01,284 --> 01:02:02,586 Wonderful. 1362 01:02:02,685 --> 01:02:04,887 Try not to murder anyone on the way. 1363 01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:06,185 Fuck. 1364 01:02:06,284 --> 01:02:08,421 It had to be Serano. Fuck! 1365 01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:25,651 Shit! You scared me. 1366 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:27,419 Oh, please. 1367 01:02:27,516 --> 01:02:29,018 Give me a fuckin' break. 1368 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:32,819 Hey. You know, there are three other hospitals in this area. 1369 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,717 Why don't you drop your patients in one of them, huh? 1370 01:02:34,815 --> 01:02:37,051 It's a busy night. It's not up to me. 1371 01:02:38,949 --> 01:02:42,387 You take care of what, one patient at a time? 1372 01:02:42,483 --> 01:02:46,085 I got 25 full beds in there, man. 1373 01:02:46,615 --> 01:02:49,251 I got a waiting room with an eight-hour wait. 1374 01:02:50,015 --> 01:02:54,286 I got emergency codes going off upstairs constantly. 1375 01:02:55,115 --> 01:02:58,319 I got an administration that won't hire enough staff, 1376 01:02:58,415 --> 01:03:01,884 and simultaneously tell me that I gotta be fuckin' nicer? 1377 01:03:01,980 --> 01:03:05,751 I gotta be nicer and I gotta be faster. 1378 01:03:05,847 --> 01:03:08,983 This whole building is on my shoulders, man. 1379 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,118 And now, now I gotta take time to fix your mistakes. 1380 01:03:14,146 --> 01:03:15,448 Well, I got a better idea. 1381 01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:17,416 Maybe you take your bullshit patients 1382 01:03:17,513 --> 01:03:19,115 somewhere the fuck else. 1383 01:03:20,545 --> 01:03:23,715 Dr. Serano, come to emergency, please. 1384 01:03:23,812 --> 01:03:25,714 Well, you'll excuse me. 1385 01:03:25,812 --> 01:03:28,249 I gotta go back to never being done. 1386 01:03:33,479 --> 01:03:35,214 Alright, here we go. 1387 01:03:35,811 --> 01:03:37,013 - Let's go. - Watch this. 1388 01:03:37,112 --> 01:03:39,281 -Yeah. Yeah. -Can you handle the heat? 1389 01:03:39,379 --> 01:03:41,179 I got it, playboy. Come on, now. 1390 01:03:41,811 --> 01:03:43,481 Oh! 1391 01:03:47,278 --> 01:03:48,812 -Whoo! -Oh, yeah? 1392 01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:51,347 -That's not a home run. -That's a home run, man. 1393 01:03:51,444 --> 01:03:53,279 You didn't even make it to the sidewalk. 1394 01:03:53,378 --> 01:03:54,578 Went right over your head. 1395 01:03:54,677 --> 01:03:56,946 The gutter is the home run line. 1396 01:03:57,043 --> 01:03:59,112 -That's bullshit. -Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit. 1397 01:03:59,211 --> 01:04:00,312 That's a fuckin' home run. 1398 01:04:00,411 --> 01:04:02,279 -Don't be a hater. -Go get your ball. 1399 01:04:02,378 --> 01:04:04,045 -I'm up. -No. No. What... 1400 01:04:04,143 --> 01:04:06,246 Know something? This is crazy that this is... 1401 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,213 We been doin' this silly shit for three years now. 1402 01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:10,710 You gon' miss me? 1403 01:04:10,808 --> 01:04:11,943 Oh... 1404 01:04:12,042 --> 01:04:14,178 We're gonna see each other. We'll hang out. 1405 01:04:14,641 --> 01:04:16,378 What you mean? We don't hang out. 1406 01:04:16,742 --> 01:04:18,844 Yeah, we do. What are we doin' right now? 1407 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,478 Dude, this don't count. We're at work. 1408 01:04:20,575 --> 01:04:22,311 -This is fun, friendship. -This is work. 1409 01:04:22,409 --> 01:04:24,710 -This is not hanging out. -This is... 1410 01:04:24,807 --> 01:04:26,109 This is EMS shit, man. 1411 01:04:26,209 --> 01:04:27,410 I don't know shit about you. 1412 01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:28,843 We don't even talk like that. 1413 01:04:28,941 --> 01:04:30,377 What type of shit you want me to ask? 1414 01:04:30,475 --> 01:04:32,210 Like, how's your mom doing? Or... 1415 01:04:32,308 --> 01:04:33,908 if your lawn is being tended to. 1416 01:04:34,008 --> 01:04:35,843 If you have a lawn. I don't even know... 1417 01:04:35,941 --> 01:04:38,710 My mom is dead and I don't have a lawn. 1418 01:04:38,973 --> 01:04:41,410 And... I don't know. What else? 1419 01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:45,277 Goddamn, man. We're just coworkers, man. 1420 01:04:45,374 --> 01:04:47,675 You act like I'm like your best friend or something. 1421 01:04:50,474 --> 01:04:51,774 Come on. 1422 01:04:52,307 --> 01:04:53,475 Pfft. 1423 01:04:54,273 --> 01:04:57,377 -Oh, shit, I'm your best friend. -Okay, who's up? 1424 01:04:57,473 --> 01:04:59,174 I have a lot of friends. 1425 01:04:59,273 --> 01:05:00,607 I have a lot of... 1426 01:05:01,072 --> 01:05:04,843 - lot of really... good friends. - Medic 42, respond. 1427 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:07,441 - Damnit. I'm his best friend. - Medic 42 responding. 1428 01:05:07,538 --> 01:05:09,574 -That sucks. -You're not my best friend! 1429 01:05:10,105 --> 01:05:11,840 -Jerry's my best friend. -Who's Jerry? 1430 01:05:11,938 --> 01:05:14,274 -Who the fuck is Jerry? -Jerry's my cousin. 1431 01:05:14,671 --> 01:05:16,173 He lives in Tempe. 1432 01:05:29,237 --> 01:05:30,771 That's why we don't run. 1433 01:05:37,304 --> 01:05:38,838 Excuse us. Comin' through. 1434 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,106 Excuse us. Thank you. 1435 01:05:47,635 --> 01:05:48,903 What happened? 1436 01:05:49,002 --> 01:05:51,438 Hit with a line drive in the chest and passed out. 1437 01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:53,671 -I got it. Thank you. -Are you his father? 1438 01:05:53,768 --> 01:05:55,270 No. 1439 01:05:55,369 --> 01:05:56,869 Uncle. Uh... 1440 01:05:56,968 --> 01:05:59,971 Uh, do you know if he has any, uh, medical problems? 1441 01:06:00,068 --> 01:06:01,035 Uh, problemas... 1442 01:06:06,402 --> 01:06:08,137 Yeah, none that he knows. 1443 01:06:13,734 --> 01:06:15,002 Did the AED shock him? 1444 01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:16,135 Yeah, twice now. 1445 01:06:16,234 --> 01:06:18,370 - Did he wake up at all? - No. 1446 01:06:18,468 --> 01:06:19,668 Let's hold CPR. 1447 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,867 Okay, he's in V-fib. 1448 01:06:29,233 --> 01:06:31,001 Charging. 1449 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,301 Okay. Clear. 1450 01:06:32,665 --> 01:06:34,234 - Clear. - Clear. 1451 01:06:35,598 --> 01:06:37,567 Okay, Mike, continue CPR. 1452 01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:41,201 How long was he down before you started CPR? 1453 01:06:41,299 --> 01:06:42,933 We thought he just had the wind knocked out of him-- 1454 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:45,167 -Yeah, how long exactly? -I don't know, maybe a minute. 1455 01:06:45,265 --> 01:06:46,866 Okay, that's good enough. 1456 01:06:49,232 --> 01:06:50,200 Ho! Ho! Ho! 1457 01:06:52,165 --> 01:06:53,133 We have a pulse. 1458 01:06:56,831 --> 01:06:59,301 - My chest hurts. - Oh. Hey-hey, buddy. 1459 01:06:59,398 --> 01:07:01,300 What's his name? 1460 01:07:01,398 --> 01:07:03,133 Vicente, hey. My name's Randy, 1461 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,632 and we're gonna be taking care of you, okay? 1462 01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:56,129 Hey, spike that for me? 1463 01:07:56,227 --> 01:07:58,096 Get a blood pressure. 1464 01:07:58,194 --> 01:07:59,894 Am I gonna die? 1465 01:08:00,592 --> 01:08:01,860 We're gonna do everything in our power 1466 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,462 to make sure that doesn't happen. 1467 01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:05,161 Alright? 1468 01:08:06,126 --> 01:08:07,526 My chest hurts. 1469 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,929 There's no easy way to say this, Vicente. 1470 01:08:10,026 --> 01:08:11,693 Your heart got hit with a baseball 1471 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:14,494 and it stopped. That's why your chest hurts. 1472 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:17,794 In the exact millisecond, your heart got hit 1473 01:08:17,891 --> 01:08:19,260 just as it was contracting. 1474 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:21,626 It's like the ball reached out 1475 01:08:21,725 --> 01:08:23,995 and sucker-punched your heart. 1476 01:08:24,524 --> 01:08:26,027 It's a one-in-a-million chance. 1477 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:29,462 And as a matter of fact, after all this, 1478 01:08:29,557 --> 01:08:32,194 I would go buy a lottery ticket if I were you. 1479 01:08:33,490 --> 01:08:35,692 So... am I gonna die? 1480 01:08:35,789 --> 01:08:39,294 You're with us now, and our job is to keep you healthy. 1481 01:08:39,391 --> 01:08:43,028 Okay? So just lie there and relax. 1482 01:08:43,489 --> 01:08:45,025 BP's 90 over 60. 1483 01:08:45,556 --> 01:08:47,292 Okay. That's not a bad start. 1484 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,424 You're gonna feel a little sting. 1485 01:08:48,522 --> 01:08:50,192 Gonna get an IV started. 1486 01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:52,791 One, two, three. 1487 01:08:53,323 --> 01:08:54,257 Okay. 1488 01:08:55,555 --> 01:08:58,425 Now... you having any trouble breathing? 1489 01:08:58,956 --> 01:09:01,725 A little. My chest hurts. 1490 01:09:02,588 --> 01:09:04,291 Any pain anywhere else? 1491 01:09:04,389 --> 01:09:06,257 No. Not really. 1492 01:09:06,356 --> 01:09:08,024 You have any medical problems? 1493 01:09:08,122 --> 01:09:10,523 - No. - On any meds? Any allergies? 1494 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:12,156 - No. - No? Okay. 1495 01:09:12,254 --> 01:09:14,357 -How old are you again? -Eleven. 1496 01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:16,589 - Are you married? - What? 1497 01:09:16,687 --> 01:09:18,256 - No. - I get it. 1498 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:20,656 You're not ready to settle. You wanna play the field. 1499 01:09:20,753 --> 01:09:22,289 You wanna keep your options open. 1500 01:09:22,388 --> 01:09:24,323 That commitment is scary. 1501 01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:26,521 I get it. I'm with you. Pound it. 1502 01:09:26,619 --> 01:09:28,055 Boom. 1503 01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:32,157 I'm gonna call the hospital. You just lie there and relax. 1504 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,922 So... am I gonna die? 1505 01:09:41,353 --> 01:09:42,921 You're gonna be alright. 1506 01:09:44,186 --> 01:09:45,653 Promise. 1507 01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:51,519 County ER, Medic 42. 1508 01:09:51,617 --> 01:09:53,887 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 1509 01:09:53,986 --> 01:09:57,122 County, Medic 42 en route to your facility 1510 01:09:57,218 --> 01:10:00,154 emergent with 11-year-old patient post-cardiac arrest 1511 01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,920 due to a baseball to the chest. 1512 01:10:02,018 --> 01:10:04,120 Patient was down for approximately a minute 1513 01:10:04,218 --> 01:10:05,386 before receiving CPR. 1514 01:10:05,483 --> 01:10:08,087 Two shocks by AED, one by me. 1515 01:10:08,184 --> 01:10:09,452 Patient is in sinus tach. 1516 01:10:09,550 --> 01:10:12,287 Conscious, alert, oriented times three. 1517 01:10:12,384 --> 01:10:13,819 Blood pressure 90 over 60. 1518 01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:16,286 ETA approximately seven minutes. 1519 01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:18,286 County copies. 1520 01:10:18,384 --> 01:10:19,919 Medic 42 clear. 1521 01:10:20,283 --> 01:10:23,219 Hey, Vicente. So you're quite the baseball player, huh? 1522 01:10:24,116 --> 01:10:25,851 What position they have you playing? 1523 01:10:26,515 --> 01:10:28,718 My chest... 1524 01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:31,550 I feel funny. 1525 01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:35,682 Start CPR. 1526 01:10:39,315 --> 01:10:40,283 Charging. 1527 01:10:42,481 --> 01:10:44,550 -Clear. -Clear. 1528 01:10:44,647 --> 01:10:46,283 Clear. 1529 01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:52,350 County ER, Medic 42. 1530 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,283 County ER, Medic 42. 1531 01:10:54,381 --> 01:10:55,782 Medic 42, go ahead. 1532 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,350 Update: Patient is back in cardiac arrest. 1533 01:10:58,448 --> 01:11:00,016 Uh, ETA two minutes. 1534 01:11:06,579 --> 01:11:08,882 -What do you need? -Let's get him outta here. 1535 01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:10,547 Comin' up. 1536 01:11:12,447 --> 01:11:14,048 Okay, we're good. 1537 01:11:14,146 --> 01:11:16,349 - Comin' through. - Comin'. Excuse us. 1538 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,714 -Watch out. -What was his last pressure? 1539 01:11:18,813 --> 01:11:22,582 90 over 60. Pulse 110. About 20 breaths a minute. 1540 01:11:22,678 --> 01:11:25,082 He was fine and then just went right back into V-fib. 1541 01:11:25,179 --> 01:11:26,814 Uh, 11-year-old child, male, 1542 01:11:26,912 --> 01:11:28,646 hit in the chest with a baseball. 1543 01:11:28,745 --> 01:11:31,081 Was down for about a minute before they started CPR. 1544 01:11:31,179 --> 01:11:32,280 Shocked three times, 1545 01:11:32,378 --> 01:11:33,746 became alert and conscious three times. 1546 01:11:33,845 --> 01:11:35,546 Went back into V-fib, he was defibbed at 200. 1547 01:11:35,644 --> 01:11:37,612 One milligram of epi, shocked again, 1548 01:11:37,712 --> 01:11:39,280 second milligram of epi. 1549 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,713 He's currently asystolic. 1550 01:11:40,811 --> 01:11:42,645 - Do we have a name? - Vicente. 1551 01:11:42,744 --> 01:11:45,380 That-that's all we-- That's all we have is Vicente. 1552 01:11:45,476 --> 01:11:48,046 You got half a name? Great work. 1553 01:12:05,242 --> 01:12:06,377 Hey. 1554 01:12:07,009 --> 01:12:09,812 Thought you'd wanna know. Your patient didn't make it. 1555 01:12:13,308 --> 01:12:14,575 Thanks, Colette. 1556 01:12:17,675 --> 01:12:19,210 Yeah, that sucks. 1557 01:12:20,507 --> 01:12:22,509 You were great with him, Randy. 1558 01:12:27,207 --> 01:12:28,541 No, I wasn't. 1559 01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:29,875 Yeah. 1560 01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:31,541 You were. You didn't make a single mistake. 1561 01:12:31,641 --> 01:12:32,607 It's not your fault. 1562 01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:34,242 You did nothing wrong. 1563 01:12:34,341 --> 01:12:35,809 I made a big fucking mistake. 1564 01:12:37,074 --> 01:12:39,475 I told the boy he was gonna live and he died. 1565 01:12:39,974 --> 01:12:42,409 It's a rookie fucking move, and I knew better. 1566 01:12:42,505 --> 01:12:45,376 But God damnit, he just kept... 1567 01:12:45,472 --> 01:12:48,242 asking... ...and asking. 1568 01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:52,773 That boy died... 1569 01:12:53,604 --> 01:12:55,207 thinking I was gonna save him. 1570 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:58,841 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 1571 01:13:00,038 --> 01:13:01,406 And that's... 1572 01:13:01,504 --> 01:13:03,007 why we build a wall. 1573 01:13:03,105 --> 01:13:03,939 Not to keep people out 1574 01:13:04,038 --> 01:13:05,740 but to keep shit like that inside. 1575 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,706 This job breaks everybody. 1576 01:13:36,669 --> 01:13:38,638 All we wanna do is save your life. 1577 01:13:38,736 --> 01:13:41,038 Oh! Shit! 1578 01:13:44,069 --> 01:13:45,469 Some of you... 1579 01:13:45,568 --> 01:13:47,536 don't make it easy. 1580 01:13:50,069 --> 01:13:52,204 You should be dead five times over... 1581 01:13:55,968 --> 01:13:57,468 ...but no matter how many times 1582 01:13:57,568 --> 01:13:59,170 you brush with death... 1583 01:14:01,168 --> 01:14:03,070 you refuse to die. 1584 01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:05,467 Respect. 1585 01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:09,869 Others of you, we do everything right... 1586 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,568 ...and you die on us anyway. 1587 01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:13,968 What the fuck? 1588 01:14:14,067 --> 01:14:16,002 We see you struggling. 1589 01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:18,402 They can't deny you service... 1590 01:14:18,498 --> 01:14:19,968 but they can bankrupt you. 1591 01:14:20,067 --> 01:14:22,436 -Wait. Who had the blister? -She did. 1592 01:14:22,533 --> 01:14:23,634 You? Okay. 1593 01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:26,369 We carry you on our backs, 1594 01:14:26,465 --> 01:14:28,500 every one of us, 1595 01:14:28,598 --> 01:14:31,868 and you crush us a little more every day 1596 01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:35,069 until you grind us down to a nub. 1597 01:14:36,732 --> 01:14:38,667 This is all part of the job, 1598 01:14:38,764 --> 01:14:40,232 so you deal with it. 1599 01:14:40,332 --> 01:14:42,334 You compartmentalize it. 1600 01:14:42,432 --> 01:14:44,867 You eat shit and shove it down, down, down, 1601 01:14:44,965 --> 01:14:47,500 until one day you wake up and you say, 1602 01:14:47,597 --> 01:14:48,498 you know what? 1603 01:14:51,698 --> 01:14:53,032 Fuck the patients. 1604 01:14:54,997 --> 01:14:56,231 Fuck the nurses. 1605 01:14:57,663 --> 01:14:59,098 Fuck the doctors. 1606 01:15:01,363 --> 01:15:03,932 Fuck this ratty-ass hospital! 1607 01:15:06,697 --> 01:15:09,199 Fuck all the blood and shit and puke. 1608 01:15:11,196 --> 01:15:13,131 Fuck your documentation! 1609 01:15:13,595 --> 01:15:15,397 Fuck the fakers. 1610 01:15:15,495 --> 01:15:17,397 Fuck the bullshit calls. 1611 01:15:17,495 --> 01:15:19,230 Fuck every shoplifter who got caught 1612 01:15:19,329 --> 01:15:21,030 and pretended to pass out. 1613 01:15:22,095 --> 01:15:23,863 Ah! Ah! 1614 01:15:23,962 --> 01:15:25,029 -Come on. -Get up. 1615 01:15:25,128 --> 01:15:27,331 Fuck the fire department. 1616 01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:29,163 Fuck the PD. 1617 01:15:29,261 --> 01:15:31,530 I know my rights. I know my rights! 1618 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:34,698 Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk who think they know the law. 1619 01:15:34,794 --> 01:15:38,364 Fuck the bystanders, the rubberneckers, 1620 01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:40,662 the lookie-loos. 1621 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,394 Fuck the dead ones. 1622 01:15:44,493 --> 01:15:46,062 Fuck the live ones. 1623 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,628 Fuck this bullshit pay. 1624 01:15:47,727 --> 01:15:49,963 Fuck me! Fuck you! 1625 01:15:50,060 --> 01:15:51,928 Fuck this job! 1626 01:15:53,327 --> 01:15:54,828 Fuck everyone, 1627 01:15:54,926 --> 01:15:57,996 except the kid who just wanted to play baseball. 1628 01:16:01,559 --> 01:16:03,194 Exit paperwork. 1629 01:16:03,658 --> 01:16:05,093 You don't have to sign it. 1630 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:21,126 - I'm goin' home. - Randy... 1631 01:16:21,524 --> 01:16:23,192 Please don't go out like this. 1632 01:16:24,824 --> 01:16:27,927 Just leaving without even finishing your last shift? 1633 01:16:29,324 --> 01:16:31,192 Don't go out like a chump. 1634 01:17:04,221 --> 01:17:05,957 Mike, turn on the lights. 1635 01:17:08,254 --> 01:17:09,822 Randy, come on, now. You... 1636 01:17:10,954 --> 01:17:13,189 You know I can't do that unless we get a call. 1637 01:17:13,287 --> 01:17:14,789 Come on, man. 1638 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,088 Alright. 1639 01:17:21,186 --> 01:17:23,088 One last time. 1640 01:17:40,851 --> 01:17:44,088 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 1641 01:17:44,518 --> 01:17:46,553 -You gonna answer that? -No. 1642 01:17:46,651 --> 01:17:48,486 Let another crew handle it. Just... 1643 01:17:48,584 --> 01:17:50,486 You know what? Drop me off at home. 1644 01:17:50,584 --> 01:17:52,887 What? Motherfucker, I don't know where you live. 1645 01:17:52,984 --> 01:17:55,820 Medic 42, respond. 1646 01:17:57,884 --> 01:17:59,552 I'll get it. 1647 01:18:00,450 --> 01:18:02,118 This is Medic 42 responding. 1648 01:18:39,781 --> 01:18:42,750 Come on, man. One more and you're done. 1649 01:18:52,713 --> 01:18:54,249 Hey, what the hell?! 1650 01:19:00,212 --> 01:19:03,317 Alright, you grab the stuff. I'll check this out. 1651 01:19:04,446 --> 01:19:06,416 -What the hell?! -I got you! 1652 01:19:06,512 --> 01:19:09,448 Where's PD to control these assholes? 1653 01:19:16,712 --> 01:19:18,381 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1654 01:19:18,478 --> 01:19:20,080 What the fuck?! 1655 01:19:25,312 --> 01:19:26,912 That's not good. 1656 01:19:30,211 --> 01:19:31,178 Fuck. 1657 01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:42,478 All dead in here. 1658 01:19:43,311 --> 01:19:44,544 Watch your step. 1659 01:20:01,675 --> 01:20:02,909 She's got a pulse. 1660 01:20:03,008 --> 01:20:04,377 She's breathing. 1661 01:20:04,474 --> 01:20:05,976 Shallow and ragged. 1662 01:20:06,075 --> 01:20:07,743 -Hold C-spine. -Okay. 1663 01:20:15,242 --> 01:20:16,876 Okay. Let's roll her on three. 1664 01:20:16,974 --> 01:20:19,177 One, two, three. 1665 01:20:42,606 --> 01:20:44,107 Grab the collar. Keep her breathing. 1666 01:20:56,538 --> 01:20:57,806 Oh, lucky... 1667 01:20:58,837 --> 01:21:00,639 lucky baby. 1668 01:21:00,737 --> 01:21:03,241 How'd you get so lucky? Huh? 1669 01:21:03,338 --> 01:21:04,972 Okay. 1670 01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:07,706 It's okay. 1671 01:21:07,804 --> 01:21:10,907 Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh! 1672 01:21:11,003 --> 01:21:12,538 You're a lucky baby. 1673 01:21:33,403 --> 01:21:35,371 Stop that car! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1674 01:21:35,468 --> 01:21:37,171 -Hey! Heads up! Heads up! -Oh! Move! 1675 01:21:37,269 --> 01:21:39,305 Move! 1676 01:21:39,403 --> 01:21:40,503 Hey! Hey! 1677 01:21:40,601 --> 01:21:43,204 You almost killed us, asshole! 1678 01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:48,837 Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck, park it perpendicular, 1679 01:21:48,934 --> 01:21:51,170 -block that ramp. -Hold on. Wait. What? 1680 01:21:51,268 --> 01:21:52,902 Block off the whole fuckin' freeway! 1681 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:56,003 No one gets through! 1682 01:21:56,101 --> 01:21:57,202 Oh, shit. 1683 01:22:02,566 --> 01:22:05,803 County, Medic 42. Do you have another unit incoming? 1684 01:22:06,433 --> 01:22:07,634 Negative. 1685 01:22:07,732 --> 01:22:09,101 Next available unit is 15 minutes. 1686 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,701 Want us to start a second unit? 1687 01:22:10,799 --> 01:22:13,069 Negative. We're taking the baby with us. 1688 01:22:28,865 --> 01:22:30,533 - Good lung sounds. - Good. 1689 01:22:30,631 --> 01:22:32,334 A crying baby is a healthy baby. 1690 01:22:32,431 --> 01:22:34,100 Alright, switch with me. 1691 01:22:34,198 --> 01:22:35,199 Your job is airway. 1692 01:22:35,299 --> 01:22:37,600 Keep her breathing at all costs. 1693 01:22:37,697 --> 01:22:39,432 Let's see if she takes an OPA. 1694 01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:42,533 Yeah, she took it. No gag reflex. 1695 01:22:42,630 --> 01:22:45,633 Mom's got a lot of rib fractures and head lacs. 1696 01:22:45,730 --> 01:22:47,799 She's gagging on the OPA, but it's intermittent. 1697 01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:49,765 -Should I take it out? -Yeah, take it out. 1698 01:22:49,863 --> 01:22:51,965 She's had too much trauma already. 1699 01:22:52,562 --> 01:22:55,099 Talk to her. See if she can obey commands. 1700 01:22:55,796 --> 01:22:58,766 Miss, can you raise your right arm, please? 1701 01:23:00,795 --> 01:23:03,232 Alright, not bad. Hang on there, Mom. 1702 01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:04,830 Ma'am, you're in an ambulance. 1703 01:23:04,929 --> 01:23:07,464 You were in a pretty bad wreck. We have your child. She's okay. 1704 01:23:07,561 --> 01:23:09,097 We're taking you to the hospital. 1705 01:23:09,195 --> 01:23:10,596 County ER, this is Medic 42. 1706 01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:12,730 Incoming to your facility, emergent with two patients. 1707 01:23:12,828 --> 01:23:15,265 One a Level I, the other a stable pediatric. 1708 01:23:15,362 --> 01:23:17,497 Medic 42, be aware, we're on diversion. 1709 01:23:17,594 --> 01:23:18,862 We've got way too many patients here. 1710 01:23:18,962 --> 01:23:20,964 You'll have to take them to the ER at University. 1711 01:23:21,062 --> 01:23:22,729 Uh, negative. Negative. 1712 01:23:22,827 --> 01:23:24,596 She will not make it to University. 1713 01:23:24,694 --> 01:23:27,563 Listen up. Got an approximately 30-year-old female, 1714 01:23:27,661 --> 01:23:30,931 a head-on collision, ejection, massive damage to vehicle. 1715 01:23:31,028 --> 01:23:33,263 What's their GCS? 1716 01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,595 Well, right now it's a 14, but... 1717 01:23:35,693 --> 01:23:38,030 Your patient doesn't meet Level I criteria. 1718 01:23:38,127 --> 01:23:39,161 Yes, she does! 1719 01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:41,229 We're gonna be there in five minutes, 1720 01:23:41,327 --> 01:23:42,560 so just page out a team. 1721 01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:44,129 Negative, we are on diversion. 1722 01:23:44,227 --> 01:23:45,494 Do not come here, understand? 1723 01:23:45,592 --> 01:23:47,061 You need to reroute to a different ER. 1724 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,095 We are coming there whether you like it or not! 1725 01:23:49,193 --> 01:23:50,295 So get ready for us! 1726 01:24:01,524 --> 01:24:02,759 -Hey, Astor? -Yeah? 1727 01:24:02,858 --> 01:24:04,093 -Wanna take that baby... -Got it. 1728 01:24:04,191 --> 01:24:05,692 ...meet us inside? 1729 01:24:06,557 --> 01:24:08,060 Medic 42. What bay? 1730 01:24:08,158 --> 01:24:09,458 Two. But they're not happy. 1731 01:24:09,557 --> 01:24:11,193 Serano's on the warpath. 1732 01:24:11,292 --> 01:24:12,893 No one is happy. 1733 01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:16,459 No. No. No. 1734 01:24:16,556 --> 01:24:18,359 -Stop. -No, no, no. Doctor, listen. 1735 01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:19,926 -This is a 30-something-- -No! 1736 01:24:20,024 --> 01:24:21,658 -A head-on collision. -No. No. No. 1737 01:24:21,757 --> 01:24:23,226 The four other passengers are DOA. 1738 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:24,758 She is not a Level I criteria. 1739 01:24:24,856 --> 01:24:28,426 Do you have any idea how expensive a Level I criteria is? 1740 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:29,991 Any idea, you idiot? 1741 01:24:30,090 --> 01:24:32,092 Okay! This patient meets all Level I criteria. 1742 01:24:32,189 --> 01:24:33,590 She's not even intubated! 1743 01:24:33,689 --> 01:24:35,658 You got her bagged? What the hell is that? 1744 01:24:35,756 --> 01:24:38,259 This patient is dying, asshole! 1745 01:24:38,356 --> 01:24:39,991 -Now listen to my report! -Asshole? 1746 01:24:40,089 --> 01:24:41,490 How 'bout fuck you, asshole! 1747 01:24:41,588 --> 01:24:43,690 -Come on! Come on! -Shit. 1748 01:24:43,788 --> 01:24:46,824 I will be happy to kick your ass and put you in a bed next to her 1749 01:24:46,923 --> 01:24:48,423 but you need to listen to my report! 1750 01:24:48,521 --> 01:24:51,158 How 'bout instead I call your supervisor, 1751 01:24:51,255 --> 01:24:53,224 we settle this right now. 1752 01:24:53,754 --> 01:24:56,090 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1753 01:24:59,955 --> 01:25:00,989 Excuse me? 1754 01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:03,056 -Who are you? -This patient just went apneic 1755 01:25:03,154 --> 01:25:05,589 three times with no gag reflex on the way to the hospital. 1756 01:25:05,687 --> 01:25:06,655 She's got a skull fracture. 1757 01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,355 She meets all Level I criteria. 1758 01:25:08,453 --> 01:25:09,788 Because last time I checked, 1759 01:25:09,887 --> 01:25:11,821 when a patient goes apneic with no gag, 1760 01:25:11,921 --> 01:25:14,722 their GCS goes down to three. Right? 1761 01:25:14,820 --> 01:25:16,989 And I just watched this paramedic fight like hell 1762 01:25:17,086 --> 01:25:19,488 to save this woman's life while caring for her child 1763 01:25:19,586 --> 01:25:22,356 and dodging incoming traffic at the same fucking time! 1764 01:25:22,452 --> 01:25:24,588 And all I see you doing is standing there, 1765 01:25:24,685 --> 01:25:27,355 like a fucking asshole, with your dick in your hand, 1766 01:25:27,451 --> 01:25:29,420 arguing with him about this patient 1767 01:25:29,518 --> 01:25:30,486 who is dying! 1768 01:25:30,585 --> 01:25:32,587 Your patient! 1769 01:25:34,451 --> 01:25:35,854 And if you refuse to treat her, 1770 01:25:35,952 --> 01:25:37,954 you'll lose your goddamn license. 1771 01:25:41,985 --> 01:25:43,020 Who are you? 1772 01:25:45,018 --> 01:25:47,586 I'm Dr. Romero. I'm your new resident. 1773 01:25:49,951 --> 01:25:51,418 Oh, shit. 1774 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:58,753 Well, Dr. Romero... 1775 01:26:00,650 --> 01:26:02,585 I look forward to working with you. 1776 01:26:04,183 --> 01:26:05,885 We're gonna have so much fun. 1777 01:26:06,883 --> 01:26:08,318 Get the patient. 1778 01:26:13,548 --> 01:26:15,651 O-Okay, look. 1779 01:26:15,748 --> 01:26:18,919 You mean to tell me you're a doctor? 1780 01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:22,650 Resident, but yeah. 1781 01:26:22,982 --> 01:26:25,051 But you told us you were a paramedic. 1782 01:26:25,148 --> 01:26:27,217 No, I-I didn't. You said that. 1783 01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:29,050 I just didn't correct you. 1784 01:26:29,414 --> 01:26:31,384 Um... I never said that. 1785 01:26:31,481 --> 01:26:34,318 You-- That's what you said when we first met you. 1786 01:26:34,413 --> 01:26:37,317 No. Why would I? I'm a doctor, not a paramedic. 1787 01:26:37,413 --> 01:26:39,615 Hey, Dr. What's-your-face. 1788 01:26:39,713 --> 01:26:42,117 Grab a bedpan and come with me. 1789 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:46,049 We're gonna have so much fun! 1790 01:26:49,114 --> 01:26:51,783 -Hmm. -Whoa. 1791 01:26:53,079 --> 01:26:54,580 That's, uh... 1792 01:26:55,913 --> 01:26:57,513 Huh. 1793 01:27:04,245 --> 01:27:05,313 Hey. 1794 01:27:05,411 --> 01:27:06,914 Good news: 1795 01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,546 Patient's gonna live. 1796 01:27:09,444 --> 01:27:11,381 I mean, usually once we drop 'em off 1797 01:27:11,478 --> 01:27:13,781 it's not our problem anymore. But, um... 1798 01:27:14,411 --> 01:27:16,314 But it's good to, um, 1799 01:27:16,410 --> 01:27:18,713 it's good to know she-she made it, you know? 1800 01:27:19,211 --> 01:27:20,678 Yeah. 1801 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:23,880 Way to, uh, throw yourself under the bus... 1802 01:27:24,443 --> 01:27:25,678 doctor. 1803 01:27:25,777 --> 01:27:28,380 Serano's gonna make your life a living hell. 1804 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:29,913 I know. 1805 01:27:30,011 --> 01:27:32,545 I never wanna be that kind of surgeon. 1806 01:27:34,442 --> 01:27:36,145 Thanks for the coffee, doc. 1807 01:27:52,309 --> 01:27:53,777 She should have died. 1808 01:27:55,175 --> 01:27:56,977 She would have died in my care. 1809 01:27:59,075 --> 01:28:02,444 Right now, I'd be telling that family that their mom is dead. 1810 01:28:07,108 --> 01:28:08,876 You know, I thought I'd come out here today 1811 01:28:08,974 --> 01:28:11,143 and I'd meet the paramedics and... 1812 01:28:11,674 --> 01:28:14,509 see what you do, how you work. 1813 01:28:17,707 --> 01:28:19,608 And I know you're sick of your job. 1814 01:28:20,406 --> 01:28:21,607 I know you're burnt out. 1815 01:28:21,706 --> 01:28:23,909 I know you think you don't make a difference. 1816 01:28:25,538 --> 01:28:27,440 But you made a difference today. 1817 01:28:28,007 --> 01:28:29,742 You did. 1818 01:28:31,106 --> 01:28:32,807 You saved her life. 1819 01:28:35,139 --> 01:28:36,841 And you saved her family. 1820 01:28:41,571 --> 01:28:43,774 You're the kind of doctor I want to be. 1821 01:28:47,272 --> 01:28:48,840 Not a doctor. 1822 01:28:49,971 --> 01:28:51,039 Well... 1823 01:28:52,238 --> 01:28:53,806 if I ever need saving... 1824 01:28:55,738 --> 01:28:57,973 God, I hope it's you that shows up. 1825 01:29:29,669 --> 01:29:31,503 Hey, one of those is for Mike. 1826 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:35,969 Not anymore. 1827 01:30:10,699 --> 01:30:12,201 That is a gift from the crews. 1828 01:30:12,299 --> 01:30:13,667 This is breakfast, on us. 1829 01:30:13,765 --> 01:30:15,367 Dispatch and the crews chipped in after they heard 1830 01:30:15,465 --> 01:30:17,301 you told Dr. Serano to go fuck himself. 1831 01:30:17,397 --> 01:30:19,867 So this is a retirement gift. 1832 01:30:20,965 --> 01:30:21,900 Wow. 1833 01:30:23,064 --> 01:30:23,932 Come on. 1834 01:30:25,064 --> 01:30:26,900 Aw. 1835 01:30:27,864 --> 01:30:30,800 Now, get out of my substation, civilian. 1836 01:30:57,162 --> 01:30:58,697 Keep your password safe. 1837 01:30:59,129 --> 01:31:01,465 If you have any trouble at all, call IT right away. 1838 01:31:01,562 --> 01:31:04,765 If you have any trouble with them, call me right away. 1839 01:31:04,862 --> 01:31:06,130 Okay. 1840 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:07,897 Alright. Uh, now, to access 1841 01:31:07,995 --> 01:31:10,631 the forms for the preauthorization... 1842 01:31:17,494 --> 01:31:19,897 You guys ever see anyone choke to death? 1843 01:31:20,294 --> 01:31:22,162 You get the fist like right under here, 1844 01:31:22,261 --> 01:31:24,329 and then it's just straight back. 1845 01:31:24,427 --> 01:31:26,129 Ha! 1846 01:31:28,526 --> 01:31:30,462 Drowning's the worst way to go. 1847 01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,128 Absolute worst way to go. 1848 01:31:32,226 --> 01:31:33,494 Best way to die? 1849 01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:35,694 Decapitation. 1850 01:31:46,893 --> 01:31:48,794 What are you still doin' here? 1851 01:31:49,992 --> 01:31:51,860 Oh. Is that it? 1852 01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:54,692 That's it. 1853 01:31:54,791 --> 01:31:56,059 Come on. Let's get outta here. 1854 01:31:56,158 --> 01:31:57,426 Uh... 1855 01:33:04,953 --> 01:33:06,555 Hi. 1856 01:33:08,953 --> 01:33:11,389 So... 1857 01:33:11,486 --> 01:33:14,756 Well, as it turns out... 1858 01:33:14,852 --> 01:33:18,522 your close-out paperwork was never properly... 1859 01:33:19,353 --> 01:33:20,686 filed. 1860 01:33:26,218 --> 01:33:27,753 -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. 1861 01:33:28,751 --> 01:33:31,020 Hey, uh, maybe I could... 1862 01:33:31,118 --> 01:33:32,653 thank you properly sometime. 1863 01:33:33,551 --> 01:33:34,819 Take you out for lunch. 1864 01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:40,485 Alright. 1865 01:33:42,917 --> 01:33:46,587 And, uh, you will be in truck 42 with Mike today. 1866 01:33:49,284 --> 01:33:51,952 Hey, Randy! 1867 01:34:01,415 --> 01:34:04,785 That's right. That's right. 1868 01:34:04,883 --> 01:34:06,217 Listen, man. Uh... 1869 01:34:06,316 --> 01:34:08,184 You gotta let me drive this one. 1870 01:34:08,283 --> 01:34:09,383 -Nope. -Mike. 1871 01:34:09,482 --> 01:34:11,318 Not a chance. You know the rules. 1872 01:34:11,415 --> 01:34:13,217 Okay? I wheel, you heal. 1873 01:34:13,715 --> 01:34:16,285 Come on, now. Ain't shit changed. 1874 01:34:16,381 --> 01:34:19,384 "Let me drive this one." 1875 01:34:20,181 --> 01:34:21,616 Yeah, the system is still broken, 1876 01:34:21,715 --> 01:34:24,084 but what am I supposed to do, quit trying? 1877 01:34:25,349 --> 01:34:26,983 I'm no hero. 1878 01:34:27,081 --> 01:34:29,650 But... the truth is... 1879 01:34:29,747 --> 01:34:33,050 I only feel alive when you're about to die. 1880 01:34:38,614 --> 01:34:40,415 See you out there. 125486