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Hooves are clacking, horses trotting Jumping across the stream

Over the hedge and over the ditch Just who can it be?

We are Bibi and Tina On Amadeus and Sabrina

We're chasing the wind We're riding swiftly

Because we are friends Because we are friends

And if the stream is too wide

Then Bibi takes it in her stride

Go, Amadeus!

Wizz-wizz!

FAME IS LAME

Do you have a cloth for me?

Sure.

Thanks.

Are you afraid of water now?

No, but I know someone who is.

Where is Chico by the way?

He's feeding the animals.

Or working on his song.

We have to think of something, too.

Maybe something about show-offs.

I hope the weather stops being crazy soon.

If there's constant rain, there will be no guests.

But Holger is picking some up now.

Yeah, if they don't cancel as well.

Where are you?

We're back!

Here we are!

Where are the horses?

We can't wait to ride.

Horses are so cute.

- Do you know how to ride? - Nope. That's why we're here.

Well, then welcome! Martin. Ms. Martin.

- We are Fritzi... - And Mitzi.

From the Internet?

Well, no riding today. It's raining too much.

We've totally told our fans about it.

Well, then let's take your things upstairs, yes?

Yeah.

Did you pack for two weeks? I thought you were only staying for one day.

Do you know how many fans they have?

Lots?

If they post that the Martin Farm is totally lame,

then no more guests will come.

We have to offer them something.

Some kind of event.

Tina, we have no "event."

No, Bibi. We have a problem.

Dagobert?

Dagobert?

Dagob... Where's the family chronicle?

The chronicle? It's...

The chronicle is gone.

- Really? - Yes.

GENEALOGICAL TABLE OF THE FALKENSTEIN FAMILY

I. GENERATION XXVI. GENERATION

CRISTOBAL VON FALK - GENEALOGICAL TABLE OF THE FALKENSTEIN FAMILY

Just a minute!

Can we come in?

We won't steal your song idea.

Can you come with us?

We have two influencers as guests whom we have to entertain somehow. So...

Then... Well, then Bibi should do magic.

That's really impressive.

And if they don't like that, then...

Magic is only for emergencies.

Besides, you owe me. Remember the sea rescue?

My eternal gratitude is not enough? That hurts.

Forget it. Come on, Tina.

Thanks.

Your Lordship!

I doubt that will do any good.

The chronicle must be somewhere.

Alexander.

I am delighted that you've changed your mind

and are now interested in our family history after all.

What? I...

No?

I have no idea what you're talking about, father.

I... I need a song.

- Excuse me? - For my radio show.

Since I brought Chico, my boss thinks that I have connections

or something. I don't want to disappoint her.

So you'd rather disappoint me?

Father, please! That's...

Your internship is more important than centuries of tradition?

The chronicle lists the names of your ancestors.

Great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers.

- But, of course, my son doesn't care. - It's not...

We have heroes in our family tree.

We have scientists.

- We have wild boars. - Yes... What?

The farmer from the Mühlen Farm called.

The wild boars have returned to his corn field and...

And have caused considerable damage.

Not again, please.

He... He just wants compensation again.

Oh, how I hate that word.

We could show them the castle.

Or Alex could interview them!

Alex said private stuff is off the table.

Why do I have a boyfriend who works in radio?

Your boyfriend works in radio?

Yes.

Cool. Listen.

Where are the horses?

There! There's one.

Oh, my God. It looks totally psycho.

Can we put makeup on him?

You could groom them.

What are you actually doing there?

Mucking out.

Do you want to join in?

- That was a joke. - No.

That would be something new for your fans.

As they don't want to see us.

Home story from the stables. Or aren't you tough enough for that?

And how do you operate that?

- Manually. - Fine.

Now it's coming through here, too.

Holger?

What's Billy doing there?

- Watching TV? - That's enough.

- He lives in the stable. - Okay.

- Can I help you? - I think so.

May I speak to the owner?

Sure.

What's it about?

Yeah, well, this is Billy the Kid.

He always follows me around. Yeah.

He can't help it.

I can understand that.

Can I talk to the owner?

Yeah, I know the farm, too.

Are you the owner?

Yes.

You could say that.

Can you make decisions?

- You could say that. - Very good.

Come on, Tina! We're going to be done first!

Of course, we will!

Come on! Faster!

I can't do this!

We got this!

Come on, or they'll win!

- Done! - Okay, let's go!

I think they're faster.

- Out and onto the dung hill! - Faster, Bibi!

Oh, they're leaving already. Quick! Push that thing!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

What a load of crap!

Yeah, it really is crap.

Don't you dare take a picture!

- Don't you dare! - Okay.

Help me instead!

Come on.

These are designer pants!

Thank you, Bibi. Great idea. Now we're a goner.

Do you see that?

Eeny, meeny, fancy jeans, get those pants nice and clean.

Wizz-wizz!

Tell me,

- did you just... - Yeah.

- Are you a... - Yeah.

Totally rad.

Can you do more magic?

Yeah.

Bibi's great. She can conjure up sweets, too.

Eeny, meeny, sweet as a kiss, put those goats into onesies.

Wizz-wizz.

Oh, they are so cute!

I want one, too.

I want both of them. Photo!

Mom!

Oh, no. Billy's back in here.

I have to introduce you to someone.

This is Kim...

Win Win, right?

Kim Win Win.

She wants to buy the fields on the other side of the road.

Why?

Well, sorry. First of all, hello.

Martin. Susanne Martin.

Thank you.

You have a bed of gravel there. You are sitting on gray gold.

Great material for beautiful houses.

But we don't need any houses. Billy, stop!

Don't think regionally.

- Out with him. - Think globally.

We're a big community.

Everybody gives, and everybody gets something.

Very nice, but the fields don't belong to us.

- They're the property of Count Falko. - But the Count agreed.

If you withdraw from the lease contract.

But... Well, there's a reason why we're leasing the fields.

- It's pastureland for our animals. - Yeah.

Well, I would show my gratitude by paying you 50,000 euros.

You get the money, and I get the gravel.

- Win-win. - Win-win.

- Great. - But...

Then we would have a giant hole next to the farm.

And how do you fill holes?

With water. My landscape gardeners will design a lovely little lake for you.

You like to swim, don't you, Ms. Martin?

Well... Yeah.

- Agreed? - Yes.

Wonderful.

No, no. Stop! I...

I have to think it over,

but thank you for your offer.

No problem at all.

I'll be happy to come back.

Okay.

Cool.

Bye.

Yes, but 50,000 euros, that's

feed for five years, for all the horses.

Holger. Land doesn't just grow back.

Then we'll have to give animals away. If we can't feed them anymore.

Don't say that.

And now get him out of here!

Really yummy.

- Hashtag "mood food." - And all organic.

- Like the dust. - Where there's dust, there's peace.

Put those goats into onesies. Wizz-wizz!

Your post already has 30,000 likes.

It's going viral.

- What are you talking about? - I posted you doing magic.

But you need more followers.

- Do some magic for Insta. - No.

Do I look like a circus pony?

And you didn't even ask me for permission.

You can't just post that.

Hey, but it's cool. The first step to a fan base!

I don't want a fan base.

I just want to enjoy my vacation.

I look forward to it all year

because here I have the best horses, the best friend, and the best time.

I want to taste. I want to feel. I want to laugh. I want to have fun.

Or do you have an app for that too?

Bibi, wait for me!

She is totally sensitive.

Sorry. My fault.

You couldn't know that they would post any crap.

Well, you weren't crappy.

- Hey, Alex. - I have a problem.

So do we. Hashtag "silly ninnies."

Okay, you first. No, me first.

I need a song or an interview or something

before my boss wants to interview my dad again.

Hello.

- Really? - Yes, really.

Do you have an idea, or maybe Chico has another song or...

Chico is fixing the roof with Holger.

I know something, but private stuff is off the table.

Tina, I really didn't mean it like that.

Okay. We'll come and rescue you.

Great. Thank you.

Bye.

Look!

- Is this the right place? - Of course, it's the right place.

Well, the pin is right here. It has to be here.

Hello, can I help you?

Well, I hope so.

Excuse me. Do you know where the witch is?

There! There she is! The witch!

- It really is her. - The witch.

- What's going on here? - There's the witch!

Can you do some magic? That would be so cool.

- Are there zombies here as well? - Hey, I want curly hair!

Can I get a new phone?

Wow! Look at that! A unicorn.

Come on! Quick!

There!

Where are they?

Come! Quick!

Maybe they're in there!

Where is she now?

Maybe she magicked herself away?

And what if she magicked us to another dimension?

- Really? - Hey. Guys.

There's no witch here.

- Of course there is. She does crazy magic. - Nonsense!

You posted it. We totally saw it. She did magic.

- That's just a new app. - What?

I think I have to clear something up.

We are the stars here.

Wherever we go on vacation, it's always totally magic.

Really?

Especially here at the Martin Farm. It just enchanted us.

That's why we posted it.

They don't live the real life.

But we don't want a misunderstanding like that to happen again,

so we'll delete the post.

- Yeah, that was really dumb. - Then we came here for nothing.

Not at all! The horses are totally cute.

Apart from the one that looks a little psycho.

And there's fresh-baked cake. Who wants a slice?

- Me! - Come here, then.

Dad, I want one too!

Oh, can I pet the horses?

Sure, you can even feed them.

- Do they bite? - Never!

- Do they have names? - Yes.

But they have really big teeth.

Cool.

Cute.

Hey. I posted something too.

Me as a blacksmith. Bangin', right?

Do you get it? Bangin'? Bangin'.

But... You don't have any followers.

No traffic.

Hey. Of course, I do. I know loads of people.

- Yeah, including girls, of course. - You need more content.

Photos, videos.

With my band. Yes, of course.

Klops? Where are you?

We need more traffic.

Yes, more traffic.

You can come out now.

Then I'll continue being the weatherman.

Yes?

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey, Alex.

- We are Fritzi... - And Mitzi.

Tina said you needed a song?

Hashtag, hashtag Girls united, hashtag

Hashtag, hashtag Girls united, hashtag

It's all good, girls, I've got ya

Take a photo, little sista

Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag Girls united, hashtag, hashtag

Take a photo, little sista

Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag Girls united, hashtag, hashtag

My ears, they got bling And my hand sports a ring

My shoes and my bag And my occasional snack

My eyelashes curl Take a photo

Zoom!

So much to do as influencers But it's our fans who influence us

Staring at the screen in panic Eyes wide open, you are manic

When your fans are busy liking Sorry, girls, we're going riding

Talk to my hand That's too much

You two are so out of touch

Trying to make the world a better place

We live life at a faster pace

Please, girls, let's stop fighting We girls need to be united

Some idiots may say There are things a girl can't do

I want to see their faces When they see that isn't true

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag, girls united

Girls united! We can rule the world

And we can fly to the sun

Some of us need glitter But all of us want fun

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag, girls united

It's all good, girls, I've got ya

Take a photo, little sista Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag

Take a photo, little sista Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag

Different faces, different names We shouldn't try to be the same

We're all unique, no mistaking You won't be happy if you fake it

Sometimes there are fireworks Crash, bang, boom!

Our energy's like lightning You love Insta, we love riding

Bye!

Thanks a lot!

We really loved it here.

We have to thank you. Finally, we have enough reservations.

Even without a witch.

Selfie!

Only for me.

Okay.

- Bye! - Holger?

You can turn Win Win down now.

Okay. Whatever you say.

- Win Win? - Yeah. She wanted to buy our field.

The one with the gravel?

She must be nuts.

Oh, what's wrong with it?

A sore throat. It was totally hoarse today.

Falko. Is everything okay?

No, dear Susanne. Nothing is okay.

Okay, calm down.

I am here

to inform you, as my lessee,

that the sounder destroyed everything!

The sounder?

The wild boars

got into the corn fields again.

They also completely plowed

your fields.

Maybe they were just looking for food.

Poppycock.

Things can't go on like this.

I will organize a hunt

to finally put a stop to this.

What?

But there are piglets with them, babies.

Aren't you overreacting, Falko?

Well, such a big group of wild boars can cause a lot of damage.

Yeah, we had that problem in Andalusia.

Count Falko is simply protecting the animals and nature.

That's right, my dear...

Well...

- Chico. - Chico. Chico. Yes.

By shooting animals? That's totally absurd!

Nothing will change my decision.

Come on, Cleopatra.

We'll see about that.

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united, hashtag

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united

It's all good, girls, I've got ya

Take a photo, little sista Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag

Take a photo, little sista Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag

Some idiots may say There are things a girl can't do

I want to see their faces When they see that isn't true

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag, girls united! Oh!

We can rule the world And we can fly to the sun

Some of us need glitter But all of us want fun

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag, girls united! Oh!

It's all good, girls, I've got ya

Take a photo, little sista Take a selfie for my Insta

Hashtag, hashtag, girls united Hashtag, hashtag

We're going riding