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{\an8}Paul:
Quick! Everybody get in here!
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{\an8}This better be good.
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{\an8}You know how we
shouldn't give PJ screen time?
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{\an8}Yeah, not until
he's at least 18 months.
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{\an8}Well, guess what?
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He's now 18 months!
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Where are you
going with this?
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Right here.
You sit PJ down, and then,
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you turn on all the screens,
and PJ becomes so entertained,
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leaving us to do
whatever we want.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Agnes:
That's way too many speakers.
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That's way too many screens.
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And he's way too close.
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Paul: You just press
the button and voila!
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It's a work in progress.
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♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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{\an8}I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling
a little bitchy today.
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{\an8}Everyone's getting on my
nerves for no damn reason.
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{\an8}See what I mean?
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{\an8}Someone's calling.
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{\an8}The hell do you want?
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{\an8}Rita: Quit your bitchin'
and start miigwetchin'.
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{\an8}Ah, shut up, Rita.
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{\an8}Rita:
I'll remember that.
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah,
you remember everything.
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{\an8}Guess what? Instead of a song,
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{\an8}here's some audio from when
the treaties were signed.
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{\an8}MAN The Saulteaux
hereby surrender
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{\an8}all rights to the land
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{\an8}to Her Majesty the Queen
and her successors.
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{\an8}Play with him better,
Stephen Harper!
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{\an8}Use better sound effects!
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{\an8}Sorry, Paul,
I-I barely slept last night.
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{\an8}PJ kept me up all night.
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{\an8}Look, PJ, a real truck,
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{\an8}and not some cheap knockoff
like Stephen Harper's.
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{\an8}♪ I can't believe ♪
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{\an8}♪ My fucking eyes ♪
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{\an8}♪ I love trucks
more than you ♪
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{\an8}♪ I fucking love trucks-- ♪
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{\an8}What are you three
pervs looking at?
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{\an8}PJ! Stop staring so hard.
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{\an8}Oh, he sure loves trucks.
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{\an8}I wish PJ would look at me
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{\an8}the same way he looks
at those water trucks.
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{\an8}If I drove one of those,
I'd be so cool.
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{\an8}I think they're hiring.
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{\an8}Imagine me, the water keeper.
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Ahh...
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Did you guys see
what I was thinking about?
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Do you mean, did we
see your imagination?
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I looked so cool.
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Chickadee?
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Poofi! Stinks like corn chips
and old man in here.
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Whatever.
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Ho'leh. Just fuckin'
missin' her or what?
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Oh.
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Sorry. You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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You're fine?
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Is that why you're playing
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Legends of Mokabee:
Echoes of Sadness.
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She said I was immature,
that I'm wasting my life,
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and not doing
anything with my talent.
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Can you believe that? Me?
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Wasting my life?
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Bonus points for ugly crying.
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You know what?
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Why don't you come to work
with me? Get your mind off her.
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- No, I'm good.
- Come on.
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Remember your mom used to
take you to work with her?
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And you'd spin on that
wobbly old office chair
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and prank call Lips?
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That was a pretty deadly chair.
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Still there.
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Still wobbly. You in?
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Okay, fine. But I'm only
going for the chair.
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Fuck!
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My character just
cheered up and took a shower.
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And you know
what else I heard?
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Both: No. What?
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Norma's niece
and Eldon's cousin
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were in Thelma's truck, and
they were just going at it.
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Both: What?! Those two?!
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And that's not the worst of it.
Get this.
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So, apparently--
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PJ's up from his nap?
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Payka! There's more.
It's just getting good!
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He's so sleepy.
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Yeah, I could have let him
sleep longer,
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but I needed to see him.
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- Aww...
- As I was saying,
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she's shacked up with Jessie,
who's Eldon's uncle.
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No, wait.
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Oh, now,
I'm all messed up.
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Still smells
like a new baby.
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Agnes: Paul still
smells like that, too.
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I'll remember that.
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Louise:
So precious.
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I could cry.
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Really applying
for the job, eh?
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Paul, the working man.
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Shut up, Stephen Harper.
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Can't you see I'm busy
working on my resume?
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Funny how a guy who never
wants to drink water
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wants to be water guy.
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That's the worst
part about juice.
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Stephen Harper: You've got a lot
of pictures here. What's this?
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Well, that's a stick man
with big muscles,
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which shows that
I have lots of strength.
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- Where's your work experience?
- Didn't need it.
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I thought that'd
kill the vibe, man.
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- No practical skill set?
- Well, you see this?
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Here's a picture, and it shows
smoke coming out of my brain,
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which shows that
I'm really smart.
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Could use some actual words.
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Well, if you so smart,
you do it then.
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How about instead of the smoking
brain, we say that you...
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utilize a set of
complex analytical tasks
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to solve a lot of problems.
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Ah. So, you're going to draw me
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as a stick figure in a truck
jumping over a mountain.
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Nice!
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Let's put on a pot of Bepsi.
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We're going to
be here a while.
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Yes! I win again!
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All right,
let's get to business.
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Hilda, can you read the agenda?
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Yeah, no problem.
Just keep six.
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Okay.
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We would like to commission
a painting, so that,
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when people walk
into the band office,
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first thing they see
is some beautiful art.
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Yes!
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The band office
needs an album cover.
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Something that captures
the spirit of our community.
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I think Chickadee
should do it.
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Oh, one sec, one sec,
everything's spinning.
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You have to admit, her painting
of Lips was really something.
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Does it have to hang here?
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I think Chickadee
would be perfect for this.
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Right, Chickadee?
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Uh, no.
I'm not doing it.
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I've got big,
big stuff in the works.
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Let me work on her.
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Well, I'll give it to you,
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these drawings
are impressive.
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Is that you showing strength?
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Yep.
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And initiative, too.
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And the smoking brain?
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Very good. You can sit.
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Since you're so smart,
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tell me what it is we do here
at the water department.
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Well, you drive around
in your water trucks,
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delivering water to people's
tanks with your hoses,
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and you fill 'em up,
and then you do it again,
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over and over...
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and over again,
going house...
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to house... to house.
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Is that what you think?
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Yeah.
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Right,
you passed the interview.
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You get through training,
the job's yours.
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God!
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Eeh! Oh, he's got such
a cute little nose.
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Ahem!
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Don't mind me
and my noozhis.
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Oh, he has such
cute little cheeks,
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and so much hair,
a full head of hair.
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My daughter needed me to
watch him at the last minute.
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Well, PJ has long hair, too.
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Agnes, keep it down.
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We're trying to
admire Rita's noozhis.
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He's got
way more hair than PJ.
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If it's a baby war you want,
it's a baby war you'll get.
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I thought you had
big stuff to do.
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I do.
I made my own gaming gloves.
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Now, I can game and
eat chips at the same time
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without the grease causing the
controller to fly out my hands.
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I'm like... an inventor.
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You know, if you did
that commission painting,
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you could make some cash
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and maybe stretch
those talent muscles.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're not gonna
do it, are you?
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- No.
- Okay, then.
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I guess Serena was right about
you and all that wasted talent.
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But hey, whatever.
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I'll just get Lips to do it.
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He's really good at shading.
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Are you trying to
reverse psychology me?
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Because it worked.
Now, I'm gonna do it.
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Uh, okay. Great.
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Fuck, I hate Lips.
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I need to make
some adjustments.
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Yo, Trudy!
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It's the Trudes,
Judge Trudy.
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Anyway, I went ahead
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and I printed out
tomorrow's work schedule.
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Oh, that's great.
Thank you.
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Oh. Oh.
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Looks like you dropped it.
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That's okay.
I printed out a second one.
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But without that, we won't know
which house to deliver to first.
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Bruce:
Yo, Trudy! Trude!
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- Judge Trudy!
- Hey, Bruce!
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Check it.
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This is a limited
edition garlic coil.
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This has twice the sodium
amount as any other coil.
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I heard this stuff is
illegal in several provinces.
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Yeah, it's good.
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Let's just say you'll
get your water first.
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Yeah.
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But...
what about the schedule?
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"But what about the schedule?"
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Don't worry
your sweet little cheeks.
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All right, let's go
fill up some more tanks.
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Not so fast.
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I heard you
don't drink water.
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- No. Lies.
- I can tell.
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Your dry skin,
your sunken eyes,
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and your dusty ass lips.
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Plus, you didn't flush
the break room toilet.
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Your piss was brown.
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No way. That was because
of the iced tea, I promise.
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You want to ride with me,
you're going to have to get wet.
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Yeah. Come on.
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You're not supposed... to get
high on your own supply.
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You want to be a
good water truck driver?
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You have to drink
and love water.
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Take a sip.
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No.
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You're supposed to
drink eight a day.
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Take a sip.
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All right, I'll take a sip.
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Hey, man. What was in that?
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H2O, bro.
I'm talking sky juice.
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I feel weird.
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That's the hydration kicking in.
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I feel all fuzzy.
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I need a--
I need a Bepsi.
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Not cool.
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It should be really cool, like
something you'd see airbrushed
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on the side of an old shag van.
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What if the
painting was romantic?
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Like,
lots of nature and romance?
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I think it should be badass,
dudes and hot steel.
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Something off the cover
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of a romance novel,
but, like, really romantic.
253
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,836
A real piece of art that says,
"Hey, don't fuck with me."
254
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,296
- But keep my jeet out of this.
- Shut up, Cheeks.
255
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,340
- Make it cool.
- But also romantic.
256
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,050
- With a bad attitude.
- And no jeets.
257
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,094
- Shut up, Cheeks.
- Got this, chickadee?
258
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,763
Uh, yeah.
259
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,560
Oh, hi, Rita.
260
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,229
PJ just had his checkup.
261
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,482
Nurse says that he's
as healthy as a horse.
262
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,525
Healthier, actually.
263
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,986
Mine, too.
264
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,905
He's so healthy, he's gonna
break Logan's stethoscopes.
265
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,783
Guess what?
266
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,702
PJ had a hair growth
spurt last night.
267
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,704
Rita: What?!
268
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,456
There's no such thing
as a hair growth spurt.
269
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,457
{\an8}I knew it.
270
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,086
I don't know what
you're talking about.
271
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,089
We're here because
he's so healthy;
272
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:22,177
they're studying him
to help other babies.
273
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,847
Hey, what's all this kerfuffle?
It's Paediatric Wednesdays.
274
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,682
Come on, happy voices only.
275
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,727
Agnes put
a wig on her noozhis!
276
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,896
Nurse,
tell her that's dangerous.
277
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,231
- No, I never did.
- All right, let's just--
278
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,108
let's just calm down.
279
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,862
Hey, here.
Got some kookum candies.
280
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,989
Old people mints?
281
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,327
Fine!
282
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,298
All right, big fella,
it's training day.
283
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,717
Listen with your mouth
and shut up with your ears.
284
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,427
How do I shut up
with my ears?
285
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,513
Okay, here she comes.
286
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,060
- You got the stuff?
- Yeah, I got the stuff.
287
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,854
It's fresh,
just like you asked for.
288
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,315
I'm gonna go
fill up the tank.
289
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,067
I said,
listen with your mouth.
290
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,362
You say it's fresh, eh?
291
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,283
Looks like we
just ran out of water.
292
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,994
Tastes fine to me.
293
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,496
Wait. What? We had a deal.
294
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,665
Tell that to
your crappy bannock.
295
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,626
I'm sorry, Beanpole!
Your bannock wasn't that bad.
296
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,045
Where the fuck did
you get peanut butter?
297
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,134
Okay, here it is.
298
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,392
This part rules.
299
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,394
These other parts, meh.
300
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,271
So, you just like your part?
301
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,398
Huh. I guess so.
302
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,983
I see what Deedee's saying.
303
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,527
This part here,
I really like.
304
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,989
As for the rest,
what's going on?
305
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,657
So, you only like your part?
306
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,160
Oh, look at that.
I guess so.
307
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,830
These two parts
are ruining this part.
308
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,582
This part is great.
309
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,958
So, you only
like your part?
310
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,377
Huh, look at that.
I guess so.
311
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,880
Well, I kind of like how my jeet
was left off all three parts.
312
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,090
Shut your Lips, Cheeks.
313
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,385
Politics aside,
my part is the best.
314
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,804
You would say that.
My part is the best.
315
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,056
My part is the best.
316
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,932
Okay, enough.
317
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,726
I tried to make
you all happy, I really did.
318
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,145
I took all your ideas,
319
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,189
your scattered, mismatched
ideas, and put them together.
320
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,566
But none of this works!
It's a mess!
321
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,026
What if it's just my part?
322
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,653
No!
I'm gonna do it my way. Got it?
323
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,031
All: Got it.
324
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,492
Wow.
You just pulled a Jo.
325
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,369
Fuckin' rights.
326
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,831
You want a little toy car, PJ?
327
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,256
My grandkid wants a car too.
328
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,467
Well, I hope
that he enjoys it.
329
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,427
PJ's getting a boat, too.
330
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:13,598
Well, enjoy that boat.
My grandkid's getting a plane.
331
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,811
PJ's getting one, too.
Oh, the very expensive one.
332
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,146
Oh, yeah? Well, then,
333
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:24,275
you're not going to have
any money left over for a...
334
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,860
kayak.
335
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,696
Hey, Dean, I want that one.
336
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,072
All right!
337
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,574
I want one, too.
338
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,576
Whoa! Two kayaks?
339
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,787
You know what?
I'll take two.
340
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,622
Three kayaks?
341
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,291
Well,
I have so many grandkids,
342
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,793
not just this one.
343
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,253
Actual babies.
344
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,797
Not old ones,
like Chickadee.
345
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,717
She's still a baby-ens to me.
346
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,343
And you are, too.
347
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,262
You're calling me
a baby-ens? Baby!
348
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,639
Whoa, whoa.
349
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,891
Am I smelling four kayaks?
350
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,563
Shit's about to go down.
351
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,315
What do you mean?
352
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,442
You see Beanpole over there,
pumping iron
353
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:08,319
with two kids on her
foot lawn for some reason?
354
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,696
Yeah.
355
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,740
Check out her shit-post.
356
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,075
"Trudy skipped my house again
357
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,370
"because my bannock wasn't
good enough. Well, fuck that.
358
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,166
"I'm storing my water in rain
barrels. Who needs 'em?"
359
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,126
Mn'ehhh.
360
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,837
I'm gonna go tip over her
rain barrels. Wait here.
361
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,589
Wait. What?
362
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,257
I'm not ready
to drive the truck.
363
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,385
Are you a wolf
or are you a sheep?
364
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,636
It's time to learn.
365
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,945
Roger
This just in.
366
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,739
The Walk for Awareness
367
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,866
has stalled
in front of Edith's house.
368
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,702
They stopped to get
a drink of water from the hose,
369
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,080
but nothing's coming out.
370
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,749
But without awareness, how will
we know about the issues?
371
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,251
Roger
And this just in.
372
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,421
There's a new walk starting,
bringing awareness to the plight
373
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,590
faced by the
Walkers for Awareness,
374
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,550
and now, they're thirsty.
375
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,387
Where are those water keepers
when you need them?
376
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,264
He's right here! Hmph!
377
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,936
Get her!
378
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,022
Paul! Get back here!
379
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,278
Thank you, water man.
380
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,863
Now, we can continue to
bring awareness to the issues.
381
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,324
I'm no water man.
382
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,576
In fact, after today, I don't
even know if I have a job.
383
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,453
You fuckers!
384
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,247
You think he's the water keeper?
Well, he ain't.
385
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,541
Ho'leh.
386
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,877
Okay, I'm putting water cases
on all you bitches.
387
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,130
We want Paul
to be water keeper.
388
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,631
Crowd: Yeah!
389
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,091
You think you can
do this shit?
390
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,093
You think
you can do this to me?
391
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,970
You'll be drinking
ditch water from Duck Bay
392
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,805
by the time
I get finished with you.
393
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,932
Sabe ain't got shit on me!
394
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,977
We want Paul.
Paul! Paul! Paul!
395
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,895
Crowd:
Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul!
396
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,897
- Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul!
- Trudy: Fine!
397
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,691
Crowd:
Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul!
398
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,944
Trudy: I don't need
this job anyways!
399
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,822
I guess I got the job!
400
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,992
I've never worn
diapers in my life.
401
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,994
Oh, that's not what I heard.
402
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,412
Dean: Whoa, Whoa!
403
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,122
Enough of this.
404
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,957
Nobody wants to see
two kookums fighting.
405
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,544
Agnes,
you take Rita's baby.
406
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:35,800
Rita,
you take Agnes' baby.
407
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,470
Now, look at those kids.
408
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,555
Look at those
cute little faces.
409
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,601
Aww, he's so precious.
410
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,269
He's so cute and mullet-y.
411
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,646
Dean: Good.
412
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,774
Now, I want you to raise each
grandchild like it was your own
413
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,401
for the rest of your life.
414
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,611
Smarten up.
415
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,363
I ain't doing that.
416
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,407
Yeah, smarten up.
But I have to say
417
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,826
that seeing them together
418
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,953
makes me see that,
when it comes to being a kookum,
419
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,582
there's no room for pettiness.
420
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,293
I feel the same way, too.
421
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,586
I'm sorry.
422
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,421
I'm sorry, too.
423
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,757
- Yeah, man.
- Agnes: Let's go to the park.
424
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,344
Okay, so, I guess you'll be
taking all four kayaks or what?
425
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,014
Wow.
426
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,392
You really...
427
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,518
Nailed it!
428
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,062
Rose:
Ho-wah!
429
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,399
Told you to trust me.
430
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,776
What's wrong, Cheeks?
431
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,445
Is that my head
on a pig's body?
432
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,366
Hilda:
Oink, oink, Lips.
433
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,829
You did a great job, kid.
434
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,081
Can you at least
put pants on the pig?
435
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,794
{\an8}He'll be here any minute.
436
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,504
{\an8}My baby boy
is a working man.
437
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,674
{\an8}Here he comes.
438
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,512
{\an8}Did someone say
they wanted... water?
439
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,930
{\an8}Give us the horn.
440
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,891
{\an8}- Are you sure?
- All: Yes!
441
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:10,395
{\an8}Okay.
442
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,407
{\an8}Anyone looking
for a flying baby?
443
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:28,830
{\an8}Aww...
Oh, such a good baby.
444
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,793
♪ I don't need to own ♪
445
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:38,006
♪ A mansion on an acreage ♪
446
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,511
♪ I don't need
the green grass ♪
447
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,932
♪ Tiller in my yard ♪
448
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,521
♪ If there's one thing
in this life ♪
449
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,733
♪ I could ask for ♪
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