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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you forever.
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I know.
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Oh, my gosh. When was it? The last time
we last saw each other, we were still
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married. I know. We were completely
different people.
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Tell me about it. It seems like a
different lifetime.
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Yeah. Oh, I could not agree more. I
could not agree more.
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Like, my stepson is so high energy. I
don't even know what to do with him.
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You are...
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preaching to the choir right now life's
just been so hectic i mean i didn't
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realize helping and taking care of my
stepson lucas that i wouldn't have any
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time for myself i know they're so high
energy coming from a sexless marriage oh
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i'm horny 24 7 yes like even touching
myself i'm like and then lucas will come
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in i'm like oh my god so am i like I
don't even have a reference point to the
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last time I've had sex. I mean. Self
-warning. It's sexless marriage. And
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now I'm hungry.
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Like, I'm on the prowl. But speaking of
boys, I wonder.
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Oh, you're right.
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What trouble they're getting into.
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Where are they? Oh, my God.
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Must be some ruckus going around
somewhere around here.
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Oh, I'm going to fucking take you
motherfucker down.
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Thank you, man. You're welcome.
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Are you okay?
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Oh my god. What are you guys doing?
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You guys, knock it off.
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No, stop.
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In the house?
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Yeah, why not?
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Because that's acceptable.
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No, the floor is soaking wet. Look at
all this snow.
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We'll clean it up later.
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No, this is unacceptable.
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Not okay.
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You guys go.
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To your room. Are you okay?
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Oh my gosh. No, you guys stop.
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It's on.
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That's not okay. No, put the snowballs
down. You guys are dumb. You're throwing
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snowballs at my mom?
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No. I'll take you on.
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Nikki, you guys stop. Come over here.
You guys both get over here. Why? You
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are stupid. Okay, wait.
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Come over here. We'll clean it up later.
It's not that bad. No, look here.
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No, look.
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You're soaking wet. Mom, I know I'm
soaking wet. And I do.
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Look at your scarf. You're soaking wet.
You need to take this off.
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No, it gets wet.
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And your pants are all wet too.
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Did you think this was going to be you?
What are you doing?
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Our friends are here.
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Oh my God, look at your sweater. You
need to take this off. Why?
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Because you're going to get sick.
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I mean,
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if you're embarrassed by this, not that
I've been seeing anything, I could have
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someone else help you because clearly
you need help.
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All right, sure. Do you want me to help?
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If you can, if you don't mind.
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Okay, yeah, you help him.
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What?
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Take it off. Take it off? We need to
lift this off first. It's not like I've
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never seen it before. Yeah? It's okay.
Why?
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Oh, please. I'm ready for how long? Oh,
come on. Yeah, it's so wet. Kind of
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embarrassing. I mean, really? It's
really wet.
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Yeah. Like, you're going to get wet. Of
course. I mean, the snow.
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Yeah, I mean, it's so wet.
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I was thinking about having it in the
hallway.
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And then not the after? Well, we're
clean. Stay right there. I'm going to
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towel. No.
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you mind grabbing me a towel, too?
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Fucking wet.
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I'm going to dry you off.
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Okay, thanks for cleaning me.
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I appreciate that. I'm not acting like
I'm a kid or something. You act like a
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kid. I'm not.
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You kind of are.
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I appreciate the lack of overreaction by
both of you.
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You never learn.
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What were you guys thinking?
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Trying to have a good time.
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A good time getting the house filthy.
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All the snow is in the house now.
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Unbelievable.
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Playing in the snow.
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Without thinking of repercussions?
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Just super humiliating.
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Well, we have to clean it up.
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You're such a bad boy. I can't believe
you did that. I'm sorry.
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I wasn't thinking about the
consequences.
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Yeah, when you're sick and you can't go
to school, then you're definitely not
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going to be thinking.
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Yeah, you're right. I should think more.
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Yeah, you should.
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I'm not going to be sick.
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Watch.
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You boys go upstairs right now and take
a hot shower. Yeah, you go upstairs.
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Yeah, go upstairs and take a hot bath.
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Okay. You're going to get sick.
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Oh, gosh.
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Can you believe this? No, I can't
believe that just happened. Oh, my God.
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Like, the living room is destroyed. It
looks like a winter wonderland in here
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and not in a good way.
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They're going to clean it up.
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Okay. I have to tell you something, but
you promised not to get mad at me. What
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did you do?
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I was getting really turned on when I
was drying Nikki off.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious? Please
don't hate me. I'm not going to say
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anything, but you're so... Oh, my God.
Are we bad?
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Is your husband, like, that bad?
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I wouldn't know. It's been... It was
forever.
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Oh, my God. We can't speak of this to
anybody.
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No, this stays between you and us. Oh,
my God.
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Well, let's get this all cleaned up
before it starts melting and becomes a
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danger. Yeah, let's do it.
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There's, like, no foreseeable way to get
warm.
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Did you see how
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your mom was, you know?
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Dude, your mom was touching me, you
asshole.
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No, man, no. She just wanted me, man. I
was going to ask, has it been a while
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since your mom has gotten any? Because
she was looking at me like I was fucking
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cotton candy. I don't think it's your
mom.
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Wanted to fuck me so bad, man. She was
looking at me and she wanted me to give
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her a big pipe, man.
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My mom doesn't fuck.
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Dude, she's a saint.
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Well, she was looking at me, man.
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She wanted me.
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Fuck you. She wanted to... You know
what?
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It's fucking cold. You know what? I'm
going to call your mom over here to warm
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me up with her vagina.
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Dude, I'm going to stretch your mom out
so hard, man. I didn't feel about that.
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She's going to keep coming back, and I'm
going to put a fucking ring on that
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finger now. Fuck you.
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Are you cold?
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I knew you boys would get sick.
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Are you breathing?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, wow, honey.
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Here, let's check your temperature.
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Here, here.
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Open, open.
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You definitely are right. Oh, my gosh.
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Oh my gosh. We told you guys.
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Here, we brought some medicine. Drink
it. Okay.
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Go on.
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Drink it up.
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Thank you.
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You want a little bit of it?
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There.
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Tastes like gummy bear.
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Yeah. Good.
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They still seem pretty warm to me. I
mean, at least the lupus does.
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I think I heard once that a doctor said
that skin -to -skin contact, it makes
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them warm up faster.
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I think I heard that too. Yeah, like the
body contact.
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Body heat. Body heat. Yeah.
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Okay,
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let's do that.
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Yeah, we're going to jump in a bed and
help you guys get better. I think my
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body's putting up enough. I think I'm
good.
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No, honey, it's okay.
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It's fine.
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Come on, Mom, it's all right.
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It's not as if you haven't seen a girl.
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Come on, Mom.
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It's not a big deal.
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It's not a big deal. No,
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it's not a big deal. Don't worry about
it.
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Oh, my God. I don't think we should be
telling this.
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It's the last.
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It's okay.
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Are you warm now?
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Yeah, I'm pretty warm.
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I'm pretty warm now. I'm getting warmer.
I'm getting warmer.
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Oh, so warm.
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It's warm.
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What do you mean?
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It's okay.
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It's so cold now. It's getting closer.
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I like that body heat.
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Yeah.
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It's really cold.
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I think I'm good now. I think I'm warm
now.
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You're still shivering.
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I'm not shivering.
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I'm still shivering.
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It's okay.
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I think we should switch. Yeah, you want
to switch?
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Switch.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, Kate?
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Kate? You want to warm me up?
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Yeah.
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You want to warm me up?
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Yeah.
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Are you feeling better now? Yeah.
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Of course.
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We don't want you to get sick.
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I don't want to be sick.
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No, absolutely.
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I think you need to really work on it.
You need to be super healthy.
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Yeah. I think I'm fine now. I think I'm
getting a lot better right now.
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Oh, I've got some stuff on my nipples.
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Oh yeah,
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more skin on skin?
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I think I need you to warm your mouth.
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Is that what you mean?
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I can do that.
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I think we're going to get one more
stint.
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Oh, look
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at this one.
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You're doing such a good job.
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Does Olive still take a good job?
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She is. Oh, man, she is. Oh, your mom's
not that bad. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Wow.
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I didn't know I was so sick, but it
really helped to heal me.
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Good.
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Oh, yeah.
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I could choke on my sons cock all day
long Please choke on my cough all day
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long.
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It's really good that you can choke on
my cough all day long because I'm
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probably going to go back out in the
snow and I get sick really often. So I
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a whole lot of healing.
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Seven year healer.
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Please.
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Please.
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Oh my god.
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I want to get more sleep. Oh
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god.
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Yeah, I feel like that all the time.
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Your mom is fucking amazing now.
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I have a weird request.
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What? Can I take my son's cock?
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We gotta get more off. 100 % bro.
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More endorsement on both sides. More
endorsement on both sides.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, you look so good sleeping that day.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it's hot.
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You're pussy.
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Yeah.
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She does.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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my God. I love each other like that.
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Fuck!
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Oh my god, you spun around and I was
about to look puss -y.
259
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,100
I feel like puss -y for a bit too.
260
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,620
Well, yeah.
261
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,600
Let's get a sex drive from this mom.
262
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Good boy.
263
00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:21,910
Oh my god.
264
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,500
See I told you.
265
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,600
Oh, my God.
266
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,020
I don't want to get up now.
267
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,740
Oh, yeah.
268
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
trying to be different.
269
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,900
Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?
270
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,460
What?
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