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OK.

Hello, my name is Jeremiah.

And I found this camera out in the woods when I was hunting,

and, well, I just thought you should see it for yourself.

You know, originally, when I found the camera,

I thought maybe this just belongs to some kids making

a YouTube video or...

Heck, maybe I'm even got myself lucky

and found someone's homemade porno.

But, yeah, that wasn't the case.

So I've been taking some time to look through all the footage

and by no means do I consider myself an editor

or anything like that.

I basically just put all the footage in iMovie

and try to make sense of it all.

And what I saw, well, that's just the thing,

I don't exactly know what I saw, but I

do know it's important for other people to see it.

Hey, Ted, there's something I've been trying to tell you

for a while and I keep chickening out

so I figured I'd make you a video

and then I couldn't chicken out because you'd find it.

It'll be on your camera.

So listen... look, you're my brother.

You know I love you, right?

Like, I really do.

And, Jenny, Jenny loves you too.

I promise, like, she really does.

But the thing is Jenny...

[knocking on door]

Hey, Matt, done pinching your loaf?

Come on, they ain't waiting for us.

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm just... I'm just checking the settings.

It's too early for bathroom selfie's, isn't it?

I'll be right out.

I'll be right out.

You can do that on your phone.

You don't need to use my...

I was just checking the settings so you get the...

camera.

Right stuff later.

Just... I'll be right out.

And wash your fucking hands.

Early before.

Never.

Yeah, that's because I have never have been.

I never have been.

That's what happens when you put me

in the hands of my tyrannical sister, who wants to take me

on a climbing expedition...

Hi, Jenny.

That's like three hours away.

Hey, Matt.

OK, well, you know...

You know the spot we always go to?

That's where I'm taking him.

Oh, yeah, that place is...

He's acting like it's a...

[inaudible].

Yeah, he's acting like it's a crazy spot.

It's a good spot for new beginners.

I know why you're doing it.

I mean, we're going to be like I don't know,

100 miles from any other like, living human

being so to minimize the risk of embarrassment...

Exaggerate much?

I promise you I will still find a way.

Oh, OK, I need more coffee.

You've had three cups.

You're right.

I don't... don't... Yeah, I'll be...

He's going to take a poo poo.

That is not a big enough word to describe

what is about to happen.

I keep trying to tell him.

Dude, I feel so guilty.

Every time I go to tell him, I just...

Just wells up and I just, I don't want to...

I just wish there was a way to spare him.

Either way it's going to hurt him.

I just tried to record it on his camera,

so that he would find it later.

And he interrupted me right when I was about to spill the beans.

That's Ted, great timing.

Yeah.

I'll try and tell him today.

You need to tell him.

Yeah, I'll try today.

If he's able to climb that wall, he'll be in a great mood,

right?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, that... that'll be the perfect time.

Shit, he's coming back.

So how long till you come back?

I don't know.

I'm hoping two days.

We'll see.

Yeah.

That's good.

At least that's when my dad will get his blood results.

Well, we're all praying for him.

How's your dad doing?

How's the fam?

Everybody cool?

No, he's... they're OK.

I mean, I know it's not like a big deal, but I don't know,

I still want to be here just in case something happens to dad.

Yeah, we understand.

Well, send him our love.

Thanks.

Yeah, tell him I said what's up.

I guess, I don't know, we should probably start...

Packing up?

Packing shit up, yeah.

Yeah.

Got that lovely three hour drive.

Oh, Yeah, it's going... It's going to be a...

A beaut.

Do you want to say goodbye to your girl?

I guess.

Bye, babe.

Love you.

Bye.

Love you too.

Wish me luck.

Wish me luck.

Luck.

Thank you.

Jesus, what do you fucking have in this thing?

Bye.

Maxie pad, you picked a hell of a day to hit up the forest

and do this climbing thing.

It's cold.

It's raining.

It's not supposed to be raining on the other side

of the mountain where climbing, don't worry.

Yeah, well, it's still in Bakersfield,

so that's bad enough.

Have you been just living in a closet?

I mean, look at...

Oh, I'm out of the closet.

Look at... well, we know that, but look

at our comparative skin tones.

I can't believe we're related...

It's called sunscreen.

You should really try it.

Are you sure?

Because you look like the ghost of someone who drowned.

Why drowned?

Because they get all like pale and pasty

when they find their body in the water.

I mean, I guess...

Are you saying I'm bloated?

Because they get bloated.

Well, I'm saying that too.

I'm just saying you're pale.

Anyways, Jenny, I'm doing this for you.

I'm doing this for you.

So is Maxie because she sure as hell wasn't doing it for me.

But yeah...

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm trying to help you overcome your fear.

How am I not doing that for you?

No, no, I just mean you're like, you're not...

You're not doing it for me personally.

Like you're just not doing it for me.

You're my brother so I hope I'm not doing it for you.

All right, that's fair.

I feel like you can use that in other contexts.

Like this movie isn't doing it for me, or like this...

OK, whatever, just drop it.

I can't...

I forgot how annoying you are in the mornings.

I mean, I think anybody who has to wake up before 5:00 AM is

perfectly entitled to be...

Well you're entitled already.

Annoying.

[chuckling]

OK, anyways, Jenny, doing this for you because you

need a strong man in your life who isn't afraid of anything,

including...

Including ladders and tall rocks.

And I don't want to make you clean the gutters by yourself

every time.

I mean, I do, but only because I get to look at your butt.

But anyways...

Jenny, it's all for you.

It's all for you Jenny.

OK, I'm not... I'm not going to talk to Jenny anymore

she'll see the...

She'll see the video, and she'll get the proposal,

and, well, I think by the time I edit this into something that's

decent she might even say yes.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, man...

I mean, yeah, totally, she'll say yes.

Who couldn't say yes to this?

[laughing]

Do you...

[inaudible]

really need to document the whole drive?

Do you wanna...

Want me to eat my banana?

I mean, I don't...

Now I'm driving with no hands.

Are you scared?

Not really.

I mean, I think you handle that banana like a pro.

Can we see that again?

I mean, I feel like...

I feel like I'm going to need a freeze frame.

Photoshop is going to love this.

Come on, show us what you got, Maxie pad.

Do you want a...

Yeah.

OK, honestly, I'm not enjoying this.

Maybe if you weren't my sister.

Shoot, it's raining, yet, there's a fire somewhere.

Oh, yeah?

[sirens ]

Oh, there's an ambulance.

Oh, well, thank God.

Are you sure it's not going to be raining

at the climbing spot?

So I looked it up and it's like, the hike in it's

going to be raining, but it's like on the other side

of the mountain that we're actually climbing

and it's completely clear over there.

So you'll see, like, we're going to have a miserable hike.

It's going to be raining, but then we're

going to get to a spot where it's just not raining anymore.

You can look it up.

OK.

How long have you and Jenny been together?

Because, frankly, Jenny, I don't know how you've put up with it.

OK, I'm not putting this in the video

but I think it's two years.

Oh, you think?

Think?

Can you be serious for five seconds?

[groan]

You have to be when we climb.

You have to pay attention to what you're doing.

Oh, trust me, I'll be paying attention.

You have to belay me, so I don't fucking die, too.

You can't goof off.

All right, it's a deal.

Hey, part of the deal is you don't let me die either.

Yeah, I'm not going to.

I told you, I go all the time.

I know everything I need to know.

I'm going to have to re teach you

how to belay because you haven't been in what, a decade?

Look, see, other side of the mountain, sun.

Oh, Yeah.

Look at that.

All right, Just this once.

I'm waiting.

You gonna say it?

I would but the light's kind of shitty.

Like I would say were right but...

You just did.

You said it.

I heard it.

What you doing, Maxie?

Just fixing my shoes before we hike to our climb.

Yeah, we wouldn't want Sasquatch to smell your feet.

I just don't want my shoes to come untied, but sure.

I think Sasquatch should be rather offended.

OK.

You good?

You ready?

I'm good.

Tripping already?

You're tripping.

You're tripping.

These are my feet.

They get me to where I need to be.

We're going all the way up there.

You see that big pile of rocks?

Just the other side of it.

Oh, just the other side of that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

See that?

That's a wild... That's a wild Maxie...

Ted

peeing in the woods.

I'm tickling your chin, Maxie.

I'm tickling your chin while you're peeing.

Not cool, Ted.

It's kind of cool.

Not cool.

Are you... are you scared?

Scared?

No.

I mean, you can tell me.

No?

We're not doing this.

Why not?

I'm your... I'm your sister.

I care.

I mean, I'll be fine, you know?

That was like well over a decade ago, you know?

Yeah, just seems like it's actually gotten a little worse

through the years.

Well... I haven't really faced it.

I think that it's in...

I don't know, like...

Now is time, I think, to kind of finally...

Address the things that scare me and like try and grow

a little bit.

And I don't know, I think like with...

With Jenny I'm just like not...

Not scared of anything anymore, you know?

Yeah.

Just starting to feel like things make sense,

and I don't...

You know, I feel like I can climb a mountain.

Yeah, that's good.

So, no, I'm not...

I'm not worried.

Good.

I'm not worried.

That's good.

OK, cool, so... you need to get anything else out or?

No, I'll tell you later.

I meant physically, you were behind that rock for a while.

I just had to pee, Ted.

Yeah?

Yeah.

OK.

It's human function, you did it on the side of the road.

I choose to... choose to do it like a lady in the woods.

Like a lady in the woods.

Hey, check out the size of this pinecone.

Come on, Ted.

It's like bigger than your huge head.

Whatever, there's lots of them.

Told you it wasn't going to be raining.

Yeah, it's not raining.

I mean, maybe we should find another spot to climb.

Why, because part of the road might be fucked up?

I mean, obviously somebody doesn't want us here.

I mean, it's like torn.

It's open.

Well, yeah, but it's still here.

Somebody's scared.

I'm not scared, Ted.

Oh, look how scared she is.

I just don't want to trespass or maybe it's a crime scene.

A crime... No, you would say like crime scene.

Let me just find us a...

It would say crime scene on it.

Let me just find us another place to climb.

Let's see.

I thought we didn't have service up here.

Yeah, but I downloaded the maps.

It's OK.

Oh, you fancy.

I am fancy.

OK, let's see.

Oh, come on.

I'm sure it's fine.

Ted, no, let's just find another place

because I think if we get back to the road,

we drive another like 20 minutes there should be another spot.

Like this is... we don't want to...

No, come on.

Come on.

Ted, come on.

I don't know, this could be cool.

Ted, I don't know why this crime scene or this caution tape

is here.

Let's just be responsible adults and go somewhere that's

not got caution tape around it.

I didn't come here to be a responsible adult.

Yeah, you did.

Climbing is a responsible...

Came here to climb some rocks.

Responsibly with ropes and good safety equipment

and good safety practices, and that

includes not passing caution tape that we're not

supposed to pass.

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Ted.

And you should follow.

Ted, come on.

Let's just go back to the car.

Well, we should at least...

Ted.

Ted.

See what all the cautions about, right?

Ted.

Ooh, look at who's scared now.

I'm not scared, Ted.

We should just be responsible.

Well, let's just like go up the trail a little bit

and if there's like a crime scene then we'll come back.

It's probably just part of the trail is broken or something.

All right, but we have to be really careful.

I'll be careful.

If there's anything bad, we come back.

Say it.

If there's anything bad, we come back.

Geez, I'm sorry being a responsible adult is so lame.

So fucking lame.

And normally, a Maxie climbs barefoot and naked.

I just decided since I have family around this time I'll

put some clothes on.

And for the sake of our viewers, we've

insisted that she leave her wild ways behind

and put on some fucking clothes.

Oh, a gri-gri for me-me?

Oh, thank you.

Don't kill me.

Tempting.

I'm sure.

All right, you good?

Yeah, I'm fucking good.

All right, I'll show you how it's done.

All right.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Here we have a rare Maxie in the wild doing what they do best...

Slightly bending over and going down.

Ha ha, Ted, ha ha.

I have to swing down, this is getting...

Oh.

All right that... that was kind of bad ass.

Was it?

And even with me saying this is scary?

I'll only say it once.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

OK, Ted is about to put his harness on.

It's cute, right?

So you ready to climb?

Yeah, this is going to be great.

I'm going to fucking murder this mountain.

Oh.

Is it really weird when a sister gets

a crotch shot of her brother?

Do I have any way to respond to that?

I don't know, I'm just really close on your balls right now.

And actually, that's as close as you're going to get.

Thankfully.

OK, I'm ready when you are.

OK.

You got this, Ted.

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

All right.

All right.

Just do it.

Just fucking... just let...

Sorry.

OK.

All right, here goes nothing.

Go Ted, it's your birthday, big party, not really

your birthday.

OK.

Yay, Ted.

Please... please shut up.

You're doing it.

Go Ted.

I got you.

Everything's OK.

You're OK.

Come on, Ted.

Come on.

[heavy breathing]

Ted, keep going.

Can you please just shut the fuck up?

Come on.

Ted.

What?

You got this.

OK.

It's all right.

I'm coming.

OK.

OK.

OK.

All right.

Come on.

Come on, you can sit up here.

OK.

OK.

So maybe climbing was too big of a step.

Maybe we should have just started

with a hike with a lot of rocks.

Maybe we should have taken baby steps.

It was only first time you've tried something.

Just don't... [inhales deeply] [groans] [exhales] oh,

that was fucked up.

I mean, you got a little bit.

Maybe I just waited too long.

You think...

I don't know, maybe this is like just something I can't do.

I think maybe we just tried to take too big of a step.

Just got to take some baby steps and get there, OK?

Yeah, I know, but too big of a step, I mean, what am I,

like, 10 feet off the ground?

Not even that.

Hey, you wouldn't have been able to even look down

from about 10 feet off the ground last year.

Do you noticed that you've improved?

I don't like this.

You know...

It's not a big deal.

We'll try again.

We'll come back next week.

No big deal.

Well, I'm definitely not using this footage

so I'm going to stop.

Look, we'll come back next week.

I'm sure you can get a little further then

and we'll just... we'll get a little further each time.

Don't want to come back.

Don't want to go further.

You're just now starting to deal with this.

It's just going to take some time.

Except I'm not afraid.

It's... I know it's only like 10 feet above the ground

or whatever, I just...

I get this feeling in my legs, then it goes into my stomach

and then it's my chest, you know?

And I just can't like, I just can't breathe and...

Let's just get out of here.

I'm not judging you.

I... it's just going to take time.

You haven't dealt with this yet.

It's like the kind of thing that you've

got to deal with over time, you know?

Give me the camera.

Come on, come here.

What is that?

Yo, what the fuck is that?

Do you see that fucking thing?

Oh, my God.

Hold on.

Ted!

It's getting away!

It's getting away!

Ted!

Ted!

What the fuck?

Fucking, come on!

Ted!

Ted, you don't know what it was.

Ted!

Where did you fucking go, you bastard?

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Did you see where it went?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ted.

It was like...

The fuck is wrong with you?

It was right here.

It was probably just a bear or something.

Come on, let's go.

That was not a fucking bear.

Let's go.

Let's go.

We should find out what the hell that thing was.

Let's go.

Come on.

Look.

What?

Some bird feathers?

I think it was eating a bird.

There's nothing here.

Come on.

Maxie, Maxie, what stands...

Ted.

Upright on two legs and eats fucking...

Bears.

Bears stand upright on two legs.

And eat birds with their hands like a fucking hot dog?

We didn't see it do anything.

You just saw a blur of something.

It could have been a bear.

It was probably a bear.

I don't know.

That did not look like a bear.

It had like a long tail, right?

Maybe that was a stick.

Maybe you a saw a stick behind him.

I don't know.

I'm going to...

I'm going to look at the footage.

Shits fucking nuts.

Look at this.

I mean, we're looking at the same thing.

What is that?

You know?

Yeah, we don't know what it is.

Yeah, and that's the thing, like...

It could be dangerous.

Yeah, well, but, I mean, either way, either way, like,

I think we found something and we should go see what it is.

And I know you don't want to come, but, like, just...

We're not equipped for this.

I'll put some gas in your car.

We don't have anything to subdue it.

I'll buy you lunch.

I don't care about that.

We don't have anything to deal with this.

All we need is a camera.

And what if it attacks us?

What if it comes after us?

It ran from us when it last saw.

It eats birds.

It's not going to come after us.

Come on.

We might even be able to find tracks or something.

Why don't we just like take that picture and send it to somebody

that deals with it?

OK, that...

Is a logical...

That sounds like sending an...

course of action.

Email, versus going out into the woods with a camera

to like...

You have...

document something.

You have this picture.

I'm trying to do something that's fun.

Fucking yesterday sucked for me, all right?

Yeah, you're just trying to compensate

for not being able to climb a wall with trying

to find a creature and be important that way.

You know, fuck you.

You know, I'll do this myself.

You know, like, I wanted to do something cool together

that I would actually enjoy.

But that's fine.

You're being crazy.

It's all fine.

I'm not being...

Being fucking crazy.

Give me my fucking camera, all right.

You're being crazy.

We cannot...

I'm taller than you.

You want to come?

Ted!

It's your last chance.

Your last chance, come on.

God damn it, Ted.

Come on.

All right.

You know, you didn't have to drive.

You don't know how to get there.

We've been over this.

I do have a phone.

I am a arguably functional adult, and...

That's debatable.

It's pretty much a straight line

to get there until we get to the hills.

Well, I'm not going to let you go by yourself.

You know, I looked it up and it's supposed

to be kind of cold up there.

Did you bring a jacket?

Yeah, I've got one in my trunk.

OK, because I know how much you like

to complain when you're cold.

No?

No complaints... no complaints for the camera?

Look, we're going to get there, we're going to look around.

We're not going to stay for very long.

If we don't find anything, we're going home, OK?

We're going to find something out there.

Can you just confirm?

I can neither confirm nor deny.

I just know this is going to be awesome.

You do realize this is stupid?

Like what are you going to do if it's dangerous?

I'm not convinced it's dangerous.

It's eating birds, you know?

I don't think it's going to go after something as big as us.

But what if it does?

Well, at least there's two of us.

And you know, we brought things that can

deal with it if it's possible.

Yeah, your pocket knife?

Yeah, get the bear mace.

I don't know, Ted, this is really dumb.

I think it's going to be more scared of us than we are of it.

This is definitely a spot in the video where we first saw it.

Yup.

Well, it's still there.

Yup.

Oh, man.

I don't know.

Do you see any tracks or anything?

Ted, this is dumb.

Can we just go home?

You just...

Let's just walk around like a little bit longer.

Ted, I just want to go home.

This is dumb.

I told you I didn't want to come.

I said I would come for like five minutes,

and we could see if we saw anything.

We don't see anything new, so let's go.

If you're cold, you can like, wear my jacket.

It's not that.

I mean, it is that too, but I want to go.

Like, let's go home.

This is dumb.

I think you're just trying to compensate

for not being able to climb.

And I get it, I get it but like...

No, don't go there.

That's not... that... No, fuck you.

I'm not... I'm not compensating for anything.

Like, this is actually exciting.

This is actually cool.

To actually do something that's important or new or...

I'm not...

Ted, there's nothing out here.

And if there is, it doesn't want to be found.

Let's try to find it anyways.

My fucking brother is impossible to deal with.

I don't know how to deal with this.

Like, what am I supposed to do?

You didn't have to come.

Yeah, I did, to keep your ass out of trouble.

I feel really bad.

I haven't told him yet.

It's really the only reason I agreed to come back, give me

a second chance to tell him.

Wish me luck.

Coming?

Ted.

Ted.

What?

I'm sorry, OK?

I didn't mean it like that.

It's fine.

Look, I think we're lost.

It's hailing.

Can we just try and find our way back to the car?

Please.

Yeah, I guess.

I don't know.

Thank you.

There's got to be up here...

Oh, there's somebody camping right here.

Maybe they know the way to the road?

I guess it wasn't that dangerous after all.

Here, you go talk to them.

If some random dude comes and opens their tent...

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hey...

Hello?

My sister and I just try to find our way back to the road.

Hello?

Anybody in there?

Just unzip?

I don't think anybody's in there.

Hello.

Hello...

[gasp]

Are you OK?

What the... Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, it's a dead body.

[vomiting]

Fucking... oh, fuck.

It's a fucking dead body.

We found a fucking [inaudible].

Oh.

Her phone's here.

It still has battery.

Let's just go, Ted.

We need to get the fuck out of here.

Oh, fuck!

I don't know about this.

I don't know about this.

Hey, are you...

Hey...

Are you OK?

Hey.

Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, god!

[crying] We got to go.

I think we got to help her.

Please let's go!

Oh.

No, we got to go.

OK, OK...

We got to go!

We'll go and find help or something!

I don't know if this is the right way.

Oh, fuck me.

[growling]

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

We got to.

We got to fucking go.

I don't know... I don't know what the fuck that was, but it's...

We got to go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

[sobbing]

Come, come, come.

We'll just follow the creek.

I'm pretty sure the creek goes down to the road.

Oh, fuck, dude, the snow is really coming down now.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Maxie, I was just...

This is my fault, but...

Fuck, man.

OK just think a little bit further.

I know it's close.

I know it's close.

I know... it's right fucking there.

OK, it's right there.

It's right there.

Do you have your keys?

Yes.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Oh, my god.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[clears throat]

Just trying to see if we can call somebody.

See we... this...

We have a signal.

Just make the call and then we'll get the fuck out.

I don't have a signal.

I don't have any signal.

Oh, fuck.

OK, we'll go... there was like, maybe like 15 minutes...

There's a gas station.

We'll go down to the main road and we'll

get to the gas station.

It was further than that.

Max, I don't... I don't...

I don't know...

I don't know if I can consciously

leave that girl bleeding out in that tent.

Like, I feel like she was fucking asking for our help.

And we just ran away...

Fucking cowards.

Like we don't...

I don't... I don't know what does that to a person,

if it's like a mountain lion.

If it's...

[crying]

OK, her phone does not have a passcode on it.

I'm just going to see if there's anything on it.

What does that to someone?

I don't know, but we can't just jump to the conclusion

that like, she got attacked by a monster, you know?

Like, I don't know what's in these hills, but I'm just...

I'm going into her videos.

Hey, guys, welcome back to my channel.

This is Namisty180 because we're just going to take your life

and turn it right around with some positive thinking.

Today we're doing the 24 hour camp by yourself challenge.

I am going to be just completely me, by myself, in the woods.

Never done camping before, but I've got the essentials.

We're going to get through this with food, water, a tent,

and I guess no fucking sleeping bag

because I left it at the house.

Hi, welcome back to my channel.

This is Namisty180.

We're going to turn your life around, complete 180

with positive thinking and good vibes only and good

tunes if I was in a ride share with a radio

that fucking worked.

Hi, this is Namisty180.

We're going to turn your life right around

with positive thinking.

We're doing the 24-hour camping by yourself challenge.

I've got food, water, and a tent.

That's all we need.

That is all we need for the next 24 hours.

Don't forget to subscribe to my channel,

just five people away from 300 followers.

Let's get it together, people.

I've been nothing but nice to you this entire time.

You lied about the radio.

You're not going... What?

You're going under the speed limit.

This is under the speed limit.

You're not helping me at all here.

You're not helping me at all here.

I don't have that much time.

I don't have that much food to last me.

OK, I'm going to be camping by myself, OK?

You're disappointing me and all of my followers right now.

You're disappointing all of us right now.

I'm not yelling.

And this is not me yelling, OK?

You're yelling.

You're being very rude to me, and this

is just what I sound like when I'm upset, OK?

You know what, just drive.

Just Drive.

We'll get there.

Whatever, fine, whatever.

Well, yeah, fine I could just get my own shit from the car.

Whatever, from the trunk.

Piece of shit.

Yeah, OK.

Hey, welcome back to my channel.

I'm getting my own shit from the trunk

because I'm a strong, independent woman.

If you just open it for me, that'd be great.

That'd be great!

That would be great!

Thank you.

Thank you.

[inaudible]

Hi there.

It's cold.

Yeah, let's just go in the middle of fucking nowhere

and be in the woods for 24 hours.

[crying]

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys, so I was walking down this path...

Beautiful to be in nature, by the way.

And I noticed this caution tape behind me,

and they're trying to say that we can't be in nature.

They're trying to close us out from nature.

Here's what I have to say to that.

OK.

Hey, guys, so I found a cute little spot to set up camp,

got a little clearing, got some space between big rocks.

They're huge, bigger than me, doesn't take

much because I'm 4 foot 11.

But, yeah, this should be really fun.

Really cold, something to definitely talk about later.

But, yeah, it's going to be a challenge.

And it's going to be windy, and it's going to be hard.

I might cry a little bit, but bear with me.

Like, we got this, guys.

We got this with positive thinking

and that's all it takes.

OK, 300 followers.

300 followers, three...

Ow!

Hey, guys, it's snowing.

And nature is beautiful.

It's windy.

And it only took me like three flying tens

and two hours later but I fucking did it.

First challenge done.

Better be fucking worth it.

Hey, guys, just a quick update.

Things are actually much better now.

Like, the tents up.

It's a lot warmer in here than I thought it would be.

And even though I left the sleeping bag at home,

I think this will be like, OK.

It stopped snowing, and, yeah, about to go to sleep.

And this will all be over soon, and I

will have done the 24-hour camping challenge.

Hey, guys, so I hear something.

[growling]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely heard that.

We're going to take a look and see what the fuck it is.

OK.

[tent unzipping]

Oh.

[growling]

Oh.

[growling]

Oh...

[growling]

OK.

That was a bear.

[growling]

Or not a bear.

Not a bear.

OK.

No, no, no, no, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

No.

No.

[growling]

[crying]

Go away.

[crying]

[screaming]

OK, she... she was... she was attacked by a monster.

More reason why we got to get the fuck out of here.

There's...

Wait, wait, but...

What?

We've got to go.

We can't... I can't...

I can't.

I can't leave with you right now and then

like find out later that we just left this fucking girl to die.

If I know that if we just go down the hill,

she's going to fucking die.

We go up there, we at least make sure she's alive,

if she's not alive, maybe we could like carry her

down the hill or something and, you know, I mean,

she was like alone in a fucking tent at night,

like taken by surprise.

Like, we're... there's two of us.

And we know that there's something out there,

and we can like defend ourselves, you know?

What are you going to do if she's still alive?

You can't do anything to save her.

You don't know anything about... Her fucking intestines...

Here fucking were falling out of her body!

I'm so... I'm so fucking tired of being a coward!

And like I just...

I just can't...

I just can't leave here knowing that like,

we're just going to leave like this fucking girl

to die in a tent!

We got to go.

We can't save her.

I'm going to go.

We can't save her, Ted.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to make sure that...

If she's not OK, then I'm going to just...

I'm going to do whatever I can and...

We need to go.

We need to be rational.

We need to call the police.

We need to go down to the main road.

We need to get to that gas station,

and we need to call the police and have them come.

And have them deal with this creature,

and have them bring an ambulance and somebody who actually

knows how to handle it.

You take her phone.

You take her phone.

You do that.

You do that.

I'm going to go...

I'm going to go try to help her, OK?

No.

No, this is what you should do.

That's... you're right.

You're right.

You should go down there and you should call the police,

and I am just going to make sure that she's not fucking

dying in a tent by herself.

OK?

We're running out of time.

I'm going to go.

No.

I'm going to go.

Get your [inaudible] head!

Maxie, I'm going to go.

Ted!

I'm going.

I'm fucking going.

Ted!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, we've got time.

We've got time.

Ted!

It's just up here.

Ted, we should go back.

Ted, This is a bad idea, Ted.

It's right there.

Here.

Thing could still be here, Ted.

Take the camera.

That thing could still be here, Ted.

Please, let's just go.

We can... what's this?

Let's just go.

Ted.

Ted.

She's not there.

What do you mean she's not there?

I don't fucking know.

Well, where the fuck could she be?

[growling]

Ted, Ted, no!

Ted!

I'm going to kill that mother fucker.

Ted!

I'm going to kill that fucking...

Ted, no!

Ted!

Ted!

Come back here!

Ted, no, don't!

Ted, she's gone.

Let's just go.

I just heard it.

You wanted to come back to save the girl, she's gone.

It's...

Ted...

it's close.

It's dark.

She's gone.

Let's just fucking go, Ted.

[growling]

What the fuck!

What the fuck!

Shit.

[growling]

What the fuck?

[growling]

What the fuck?

Come on, mother fucker.

[growling]

I got it.

I think I got it.

Ted, stop.

You're antagonizing it.

[growling]

Did you see what it did to that girl?

Yeah,

and he's [inaudible].

[growling]

I got it.

I got it.

[growling]

[screaming]

Get the fuck... get the fuck out of here!

[screaming]

Give me the fucking thing.

Oh, shit!

It's my fucking [inaudible].

Come on.

Go!

Move, move, move.

[growling]

OK, fucking start it up.

Start it up.

Ted... Ted, I don't have the keys.

Do you have keys?

Yes, you have the keys.

No, I don't have the fucking keys, Ted.

No, you had the keys.

Look in your bag.

OK, I'm like, I'm fucking positive.

In your fucking bag, Ted!

I'm very fucking certain I don't have the fucking keys.

I don't have the fucking keys!

Where are the fucking keys?

You're positive you don't have them?

They're always right here.

Are they right here?

They're not right here.

OK?

So... Fuck!

I'm sorry.

This is my fault. It's my fault. I'm just...

Just dragging you into my shit.

I'm sorry, Maxie.

I guess like, I don't know.

We can't... we can't...

We're going to die out here.

Can't even start the fucking heater without the keys.

Like, I fucking dropped the shovel.

We're going to die out here.

I guess, I don't know...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Don't try to make me fucking feel better.

You got nothing to be sorry for.

Ted, I'm sorry.

Fuck.

This is my fault. I'll...

I'll go... I'll go...

Ted.

Maybe you can find them here.

Ted.

What?

I'm sorry.

Stop saying that!

This is fucking my fault. You know, I...

I'm the one that thought it was a good idea

to come back up here, trying to get some stupid fucking

monster on camera, and...

Do you know why I agreed to come back?

Because I had something I needed to tell you.

And I was going to tell you when we went climbing, and...

And I didn't get a chance to.

And... I've been trying to tell you.

And...

Well, what's...

I'm sorry, Ted.

I'm sorry.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Jenny.

I'm sorry.

What... is something like...

It's... you would tell me if something was wrong with Jenny,

right?

No, Jenny's fine.

Oh, for fuck's sake, spit it out.

I've got enough on my mind right now like, what...

Jenny and I... we've been seeing each other and I'm sorry.

We've been trying to find a way to tell you.

We don't want to hurt you because we both love you, and...

See... you meant... you mean...

You're good friend for years, Jenny, who I'm in love with

and I'm about to propose to, you're

see... you're seeing... You're fucking?

Is that what you're trying to fucking tell me right now?

Kind of.

I mean, it's more than that.

I... look, we didn't plan for it.

It just kind of happened, you know?

Like, sometimes those feelings just happen and...

I really am.

And it's been eating me up, and I just wanted to tell you,

but I didn't want to break your heart.

Oh, God.

Oh... I...

I'm sorry, Ted.

I think I'm going...

I'm going to be sick.

I...

I'm sorry.

Stop fucking saying you're sorry!

How long has this been going on?

I don't know.

The whole fucking time?

A while.

Look, we wanted to tell you, we just...

Fucking stop it!

Like... This... this is a hell of a time

to find out that for a while, my fucking sister

and I have been sharing the same fucking vagina!

Don't... just don't... don't even respond to that.

Don't...

Ted, Jenny loves you.

I can't... I can't...

She loves me too, though.

I can't... I can't fucking sit in this car.

I can't sit in this car.

I am a...

Ted, don't go back out there.

Let's just stay here until morning.

Use of what little time I might have and go

find those fucking keys.

Ted, please.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, you...

Give me the fucking...

God fucking dammit.

Ted.

Well, now you know that if you don't see me again,

it fucking ended with a real bang.

Stop.

Don't fuck... don't fucking...

Stop.

Don't fucking touch me.

Stop Ted.

You're being irrational.

OK.

I'm sorry.

I think...

I'm sorry.

I think I'm allowed to be a little fucking irrational right

now.

Please, stop.

Listen to me.

I don't want you to die out here.

All right, well, I'll tell you what, you fucking come with me,

you find these fucking keys and we'll talk about this

later because I'm pretty fucking sick about talking it

right now.

All right?

I can't... I can't fucking do this.

There's the keys.

There's the keys.

[screaming]

[growling]

OK.

Where's my fucking sister?

Ted and I got separated.

Whatever that thing is, it's after us.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Come on, Maxie, where the fuck are you?

[growling]

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

[growling]

I have to be quiet.

It's close.

It's close.

[growling]

[growling]

Maxie.

Maxie.

It's going after Ted.

I don't know what to do.

Maxie.

Maxie, there you are.

Ted.

Ted.

Ted.

OK.

OK.

OK, OK, lets just go.

Lets just go.

[growling]

Lets just go.

Here, this way.

This way.

This way.

This way.

Come on.

[growling]

OK, all right, come on.

I don't know how to get back.

Let's just keep going downhill.

We can't just do this all night.

Yeah, no shit.

We have to fucking get out.

Where the fuck are we?

I don't fucking know, OK?

[growling]

[screaming]

Get off of him!

Get off of him!

[monster screaming]

Run!

Run!

Run!

This way!

I don't think I should show the rest.

No.

No.

I've been debating with myself anyway

about showing this thing in the first place.

It's just... look, if you saw what I...

Fuck.

Come on.

Wait, wait.

What?

Fuck...

You hear that?

I think there's a road nearby.

Yeah, but how far?

Will you look at my leg for me...

Wait.

Just real quick.

Wait.

Wait.

It feels like it's bleeding a lot.

Is it bad?

[gasps] It's fine.

It's fine.

All right.

Can you walk?

Let's...

Yeah, yeah.

OK.

Do we... there are some dogs barking.

Wait.

Is that a fucking house?

It's a fucking house.

Come on, Ted.

Oh, thank God.

OK.

OK, that hurts...

OK, OK, OK.

All right.

All right.

OK, all right.

OK.

Sweet.

There's vehicles, and then somebody is probably home.

Oh, god.

This fucking van.

OK.

This is good.

All right, we might literally be out of the woods on this one.

Just sit down over here, OK?

Sit down.

I'm going to check...

I'm going to check and see if anybody's home, OK?

OK.

You all right?

Yeah, I'll keep like a lookout.

OK.

Yell... yell if you see anything, OK?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK all right, OK.

Hello!

Hello!

Oh, god.

Fuck.

[screaming]

Max!

Max!

[screaming]

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

[screaming]

Get of him!

[screaming]

[screaming, gagging]

[growling]

What the fuck's going on out here?

[growls]

[crying]

What are you doing out here, huh?

What the fuck?

Got some intruders?

[growling]

All right, let see...

Please, help us.

This thing, it's attacked my brother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up!

The fuck are you doing in my yard?

We... we got lost.

That thing was... It was chasing us.

What, Russell?

My brother, please... Please help him.

Anyone else know you're out here?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Who?

Posted... I posted...

Oh, yeah, uh-huh.

Yeah, it's...

[growling]

Hey, Russell, calm down.

Now just stay there.

All right.

Let's see.

Russell, goddamn it!

Sit!

Fucking thing.

You know, it's hard... it's hard to train these things,

you know?

It's like you try and find a new guard dog

or whatever the fuck he is and well, you

know how it goes for pets.

[growling]

This thing is your pet?

Yeah.

Well, guard dog, pet, whatever you want to call it.

He killed this girl in the woods.

He just attacked my brother.

I don't even know if my brother's OK.

Ted!

Ted!

Ted!

Don't really care about him right now.

Well, so...

Who are you?

You don't need to worry about that.

So let me get this straight.

You come out all the way here, I imagine you heard the cars,

didn't you?

Well...

We were trying to find the road.

We just wanted to go home.

Well, sorry, sweetie, but those noises

you hear was from the canyons about 30 miles away.

Yeah, you ain't getting anywhere around the road any time soon.

Ted!

Ted!

Hey!

Ted!

No, no, no, no.

All right, I got this.

I'm going to take a look.

[crying]

Oh, yeah, he cut you pretty good, huh?

Yeah, it's pretty deep, isn't it?

Please call me an...

[screaming]

Yeah, I bet that hurts, doesn't it?

What the fuck, man?

Yeah, bet that hurts.

Yeah.

Let me tell you something right here.

I'm getting fucking sick and tired

of you god damn intruders coming on my land, tear up my...

We didn't mean to come on...

Shut up!

All right?

This is my property.

I'm sorry.

All right.

Y'all mother fuckers just keep leaving your trash,

causing a ruckus, causing a shit ton of fucking fires,

just destroying this goddamn beautiful land.

You know what?

I'm getting sick of it.

[screaming]

Stop!

Russell!

I can't stay mad at you.

Just look at that fucking face.

He killed my brother.

Yeah, I don't really give...

Ted!

I don't really give a fuck.

Ted!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, you look at me, bitch, all right?

You're talking to me right now.

So no one knows you're out here, huh?

People know.

Yeah, sure.

They're going to come looking.

Yeah, you don't even know where you're at right now.

We're...

And trust me, even if people knew

you were out in these woods, where you're at right now,

they ain't going to fucking find you.

Why are you doing this?

Why am I doing this?

I'm sick and tired of you destroying my land.

OK?

We didn't destroy anything.

Well, you didn't destroy anything,

but there have been plenty of you motherfuckers who have.

All right?

Do you know how many acres this year have

been destroyed by forest fires?

OK?

We didn't start any fires.

No, no, no, no, but plenty of people have.

You know one got started this year because of a gender

reveal?

You know how fucking stupid that is?

Please.

A forest fire got started because of a gender reveal.

Please just let us go.

Ain't that stupidest fucking thing you ever heard?

My brother.

Ain't that the stupid thing you ever heard, Russell?

So fucking stupid.

My brother, I don't even know if he's OK.

Ted!

Fuck, all right, all right, I'll check it out.

Ted!

Fuck.

All right, Russell.

Ted!

All right, you stay here, you watch the bitch.

Ted!

Ted, say something.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

All right.

Let's see what we got here.

It's one of them fancy cameras.

All right.

Oh, it's still recording?

All right, I'll make my own movie.

All right, let's see what we got here.

How you doing, buddy?

Yeah, you are not looking good.

Let's take a good look at that.

Oh, man, Russell really fucked you up, didn't he?

Ooh.

Yeah, ain't going to lie, it's pretty fucking gross.

Oh, well, fuck you too.

Piece of shit.

You know what?

Don't worry, I'll take care of the girl.

Hey!

So, your brother back there...

Ted.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck about his name.

Yeah, he ain't making it.

And come to think of it, neither are you.

[crying]

See I was thinking about it and this camera here

is going to come into nice use.

I think I want to make an example out of you.

I think I'm finally going to show what happens when

motherfuckers come on my land.

Please.

No, it's... there's no time for apologies.

That was...

Please!

No, no, no, you know, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

So Russell, get her, boy!

[screaming]