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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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[bird squawks]
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Smithers, why am I wearing my meeting tie
and chitchat spats?
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Well, sir, the demand for power has
dropped recently due to a new wind farm.
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My old enemy, the wind.
Mother Nature's sour belches.
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Well, it's not just that.
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The prison is now powering
its electric chair with a spin class.
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Let's go, bitches. Fry this scum.
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[electricity crackles]
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The result is
we have excess power and a buyer
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who wants to use it to mine
blockchain cryptocurrency.
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I do know mines, chains, and crypts.
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Stand back, Smithers, as I unleash
my legendary negotiation skills.
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[executives coughing]
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[clock ticking]
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I think he might be dead.
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-I win.
-Win what?
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I'm ordering dinner
if you guys want anything.
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[executives groan]
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If you agree to triple your offer, I will
in return let in a sliver of sunlight.
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-Hmm. Hmm? Mmm?
-[blinds creaking]
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Would you at least look at our offer?
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Hard to do without a little light.
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[Smithers] People want pizza or Chinese?
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[executives groan]
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Wait, you can't leave.
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We're out. We made a deal
with the Ogdenville plant.
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The last straw was
when you had that weird guy
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stand too close to us with his shirt off.
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[executives] Ugh.
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We getting dinner?
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Storming off. A classic counter move.
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Oh. They'll be back before my aunt's ashes
fall through this hourglass.
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While we wait for them to return,
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I have an idea how we can
monetize our excess power.
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A massive concert venue.
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We could make a big profit
on merchandise, concessions and parking.
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Parking, the modern El Dorado.
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The arena could have video on the outside,
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and, uh, we could make it
an interesting shape. Maybe spherical.
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Yes, I have the perfect name.
We'll call it The Circulus.
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[cheering]
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[clamoring]
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[all cheering]
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Of course, on the day I get a zit.
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-[kids barking]
-[electric whirring]
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[howls]
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My night eyes!
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Oh, the light from that stupid Circumulus
has made it impossible
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to sleep here or at work.
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Did you know that I passed out
at Moe's from tiredness?
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[all gasp]
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Breaking news. Ginormous
Kent Brockman here to announce
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The Circulus opening act will be
K-pop sensation, Kneesock Dolls.
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Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
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Kneesock Dolls! They're my favorite girl
pop band from my favorite Korea.
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I wanna go. No, I need to go.
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Oh, Lisa, no one enjoys loud gibberish
and screaming preteens more than me,
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but that concert's on a school night.
Going just wouldn't be responsible.
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But this might be my only chance
to see them and hear their defiant songs
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about equal pay and cute boys
in the summertime.
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Don't cry. We'll go.
We'll buy tickets and be there, I swear.
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[groans] No daddy's daughter ever had
a better daughter daddy.
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[both] Mmm.
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[birds chirping]
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Okay, seats go on sale in one minute.
We just need to get any tickets we can
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before the other fans
and their guilt-ridden daddies.
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[gasps]
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Sold out? How can they all be gone
in under a second?
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So I'm not going?
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Not a problem, sweetie. We can still
get tickets on the secondary market,
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just like we did with Grampa's pacemaker.
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What the? Some guy called "SeatMiser"
has somehow snatched up every ticket
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and is reselling them for $2,000 each.
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It's okay, Dad. Thanks for trying.
Let's just forget it.
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No. America's most sacred freedom,
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the ability to buy a ticket at face value,
shall not be taken from us.
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Everyone deserves
their fair shot at a seat,
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whether it be concert, sporting event,
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or Terry Gross in conversation
with Drama Desk Award winner,
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Audra McDonald, at the 92nd Street Y.
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I will get those tickets
because this is one lazy American
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who won't take this injustice standing up!
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Or sober.
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This SeatMiser's a real J-E-R-Kosher sign.
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Hmm.
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These ticket resellers use computer bots
to buy up everything
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and then jack up the prices.
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It's really something to be upset about.
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It's okay, Lis. You'll still get to see
the concert in videos posted by rich kids.
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[gasps] Look at this.
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SeatMiser's bought up seats
for every upcoming Circulus event.
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[groans]
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-[groaning]
-No.
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[all grunting]
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[inhales]
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[muffled screaming]
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I am taking a stand against
predatory resellers like this SeatMiser.
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How can you stop this aftermarket villain?
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They could be using a computer anywhere
in the world, even Trinidad and/or Tobago.
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Uh, wrong again, Sideshow Melvin.
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I have discovered,
through cyber manipulation,
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that SeatMiser's account was set up
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on a library computer
right here in Springfield.
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[crowd gasps]
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I bet it's Lenny.
One day I saw him with a book.
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Uh, I'm doing research for my novel
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about 18th-century Hungarian pirates
on the Black Sea.
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[spluttering] That idea's mine.
Nobody steal it. I'll know.
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It's probably Seymour.
He comes from a troubled home.
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To find this pernicious ticket reseller,
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I have brought in one of the FBI's
most decorated criminal profilers.
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[footsteps thudding]
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My name is… not public information.
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I used to catch violent serial killers,
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but now we just leave that
to documentaries and podcasts.
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Which leaves me free to dedicate
my extensive skills
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to fighting this new, highly irritating
breed of semi-crime.
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I know ticket trafficking is a sin,
but is it against the law?
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Well, it's illegal in some states,
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and since I don't know what state this is,
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it could be here too.
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I will bring this SeatMiser to justice,
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and they will be prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the law.
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Assuming there is a law
against this kind of thing here.
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[crowd cheers]
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I'm so proud of you for not saying
anything at a town meeting.
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[muffled] Mouth stuck with taffy.
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Even if they catch this stupid ticket
reseller, I still can't go to the concert.
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I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess Daddy
didn't come through for you.
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[sighs]
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Oh, my God. You never thought
I would come through for you.
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No. No, I did. I always think
you'll come through for me.
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Oh, I've set the bar so low
I can't even disappoint you anymore.
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The way you're making this all about you
is a little disappointing.
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Don't try to cheer me up. I'm gonna get
those tickets by any means necessary.
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And when I don't, you better be let down.
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-[groaning]
-[banging]
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Stupid amazing Circulus creating
an economic system easily exploitable
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by ruthless capitalists
with a technological advantage.
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[Otto] Hey. Hey, buddy.
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Word on the street is
your daughter's desperate
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for tickets to the Kneesock Dolls.
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[gasps] The street is right.
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Come into my office.
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[sighs] This is the way ticket buying
is supposed to be.
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From a sketchy dude in a parking lot
who you'd never talk to in real life.
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I got four seats. They can be yours
for 500 bucks and clean urine.
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Uh, how about 450 and cleanish?
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Deal.
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Hmm.
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[electric whirring]
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[Lisa groans]
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That thing is so bright.
Everyone, put on your sleep helmets.
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Guys, guess which hero is amazing.
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This one. Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.
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[Lisa] Oh, my God!
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Dad, I'm so sorry
I wasn't madder at you before.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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Of course I can't.
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[groans] I don't wanna go
to Lisa's stupid girl band.
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But it could be cool to hate-watch
something on a screen that big.
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I can't wait to hear the songs live I've
been forced to listen to driving carpool.
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And now with no off-key Janey.
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Off-key?
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[crying]
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[door opens, closes]
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You have to tell me
when you're having a sleepover.
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I wasn't.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[♪ upbeat music plays]
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power ♪
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♪ Ladies are now in your ivory tower ♪
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♪ You men don't own poor behavior ♪
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♪ Nuh-uh, bad's also our favorite flavor ♪
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♪ We can embezzle, more ♪
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♪ We can gamble, get poor ♪
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♪ Objectify, watch us be grosser, ew
Harass, watch us stand closer ♪
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♪ We put a web cam in your shower
'Cause we're rocking girl power ♪
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power
Hey ♪
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power
Ah, hey ♪
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Okay, 30 seconds. I lasted longer
than I thought I would.
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I'm gonna go check this place out.
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Hmm.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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[no audible dialogue]
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Hey, what's with all the security?
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Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
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Don't tell anyone what?
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That this whole concert is
just a giant trap.
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Giant trap?
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Yeah. The FBI profiler
figured out that the guy
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who's reselling all the tickets
is gonna be at this show tonight.
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Yep, the police are finally
gonna catch SeatMiser.
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Well, that sure sucks for SeatMiser.
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[phone buzzes]
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Also known as me.
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Hmm.
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[buzzes]
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[beeping]
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[Bart] This profiler thinks
she's got me cornered,
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but there's no corners in a Circulus.
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So this SeatMiser guy
is pretty screwed, am I right?
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Totally. Every exit is covered by cops.
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The only possible way out is through
the restricted areas.
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But you can't get into those
without an employee pass, like this one.
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-Yoink.
-Did someone say, "Yoink"?
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This concert is
the perfect trap for SeatMiser.
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These ticket-reselling psychos
can't resist showing up
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to silently gloat over their victims.
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[Bart] Damn, she's good.
The money's nice, but the gloating is…
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[exhaling] Whoa.
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So SeatMiser's here in the eye
of The Circulus, huh?
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But, uh, which one of
these 10,000 people is he?
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Well, my profiling tells me we're looking
for a kid from Springfield Elementary.
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[gasps]
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What would a kid even do with
all the money they'd make from this?
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How about funding a campaign
of targeted harassment?
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He started with the Springfield State
marching band,
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and just keeps raising the stakes.
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My intel confirms that Skinner
is the principal of the school,
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and also he does in fact suck.
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So focus on every kid who's 12 or under.
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Before we know it, "Skinner sucks"
will be projected on the moon.
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[Bart] How'd she know? I'm still waiting
on quotes from three moon guys.
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Uh, Lou, stick with me.
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I was eating corn nuts
while she was talking,
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and all I heard was,
"Crunch, crunch, crunch."
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[beeps]
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[laughs]
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[profiler on comms] By now our target
is aware of our security presence
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and will try to escape
somewhere backstage.
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[yelps]
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[muffled laughing]
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[profiler] Next, this psycho will try
to cause a distraction
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so they can slip out.
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Cover all fire alarms to eliminate
any attempted chaos.
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[gasps]
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Hey, what are you doing back here, pally?
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[Bart] Uh… Uh…
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Um…
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[as Andrew] I work here. See?
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Uh, don't worry, kid. One day,
your face will clear up,
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and you'll be quite the handsome pally.
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[sighs]
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[♪ "Touch" playing]
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Bart's missing a great show.
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These seats are so close you can see
their guitars don't have strings.
248
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,140
Oh, my God. Ha-Yun just winked
at our section.
249
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,309
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
250
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[grunting]
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-[sighs]
-[phone buzzes]
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00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,827
We've got him now. Buying those tickets
will allow us to triangulate
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00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,246
the exact location of SeatMiser's phone.
254
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,666
Ah, the triangle, geometry's bloodhound.
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00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,335
[beeping]
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00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,545
[phone buzzes]
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00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,005
[profiler] The kid's backstage
by the knee sock darning station.
258
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,674
[gasps]
259
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,928
[profiler] As long as SeatMiser's got
his phone on him, he's ours.
260
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,012
[gasps]
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[phone buzzes]
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I know I swore we'd be together
until a new model
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with a slightly better camera comes out.
Just try to remember the good times.
264
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,109
The texting, the prank calls,
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00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,070
the conversations I avoided
while pretending to look at you.
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00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,282
Still, I don't have
any other choice. [sighs]
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I love you so much. [cries]
268
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,050
Guys, they're gonna do "Girl-cott."
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[♪ "Girl-cott" playing]
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♪ From Man-ila to Man-hattan ♪
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♪ A girl-cott's about to happen ♪
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♪ Your sexist terms won't define us ♪
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♪ Put that in your brain
Like wo-meningitis ♪
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00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,607
-♪ Wo-manicures? ♪
-♪ For sures ♪
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♪ A her-inal? ♪
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00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,109
♪ Eter-inal ♪
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00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,486
-♪ Wo-manatee? ♪
-♪ Queen of the sea ♪
278
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,031
-♪ Wo-Menendez sisters? ♪
-♪ Take that misters ♪
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♪ We're fighting for your daughters
To call murder wo-manslaughter ♪
280
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,080
♪ How will you boys
Deal with this damage? ♪
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00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,459
♪ You'll just have to find
A way to wo-manage ♪
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[all cheering]
283
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,881
Where were you?
284
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,967
Um… There was a huge line
for the men's room.
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[light switch clicks]
286
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,559
[Bart] Okay, concert's over.
I just need to make it out of here.
287
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,354
Adults on the left,
all kids line up on the right.
288
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,280
[Bart] Oh. Stupid profiler.
What could she have on me?
289
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,242
I got rid of everything
tying me to SeatMiser.
290
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,329
What SeatMiser doesn't know is
we found his phone.
291
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,790
The kid tried to toilet drown it.
292
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,794
Luckily, we saved it using high-level
water-absorbing technology.
293
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:31,634
When we find the kid whose face unlocks
this phone, we've found SeatMiser.
294
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,762
[beeps]
295
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,431
It didn't open. You're clear.
296
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,561
[scoffs] What's going on up there?
297
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,187
[stammers] What do you think
they're doing?
298
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,857
Hey. You know what'd be funny?
If you and I switch clothes.
299
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,942
[laughs]
300
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,822
They're gonna catch you.
301
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,408
What? What are you talking about?
302
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,493
I know you're the SeatMiser.
303
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,537
Me? That's ridiculous.
304
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:04,166
How would a straight-D student
like me set up a high-tech scam like this?
305
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,753
Just like you do anything,
the laziest way possible.
306
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,298
[knuckles crack]
307
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,684
That's nuts. If I was
some ticket criminal,
308
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,020
why'd Dad have to buy tickets from Otto?
309
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,439
Because Otto got them from you.
310
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:32,028
At first, I thought you were just selling
the dog's anxiety pills again.
311
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,948
I didn't want to believe it,
but you're the SeatMiser.
312
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:40,077
You're wrong. And if the Kneesock Dolls
met you, they wouldn't like you.
313
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,247
[gasps] Once they got
to know me, they would.
314
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:48,169
Anyway, as sickened as I am
that you're taking advantage of people,
315
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:53,174
it also means that you're the reason
I'm here tonight. And that was very sweet.
316
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:57,136
Pfft. I don't do sweet things.
Sweet's a taste I can't savor.
317
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,764
Being bad's my favorite flavor.
318
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,684
Oh! Look who knows
a Kneesock Dolls' lyric.
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00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,562
[gasps] You like their music.
320
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,857
You wanted us to share
this experience as a family.
321
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,694
Maybe. If I was this guy, but I'm not.
And you can't prove I am.
322
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,365
-I don't have to. She will.
-[gasps]
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00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,741
You're clear.
324
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,243
[beeps]
325
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,920
Well, well. You're the last one.
I think we know what that means.
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00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,004
[gulps]
327
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,385
[beeps]
328
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,012
What?
329
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,223
[Bart] Hmm.
330
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,516
Oops.
331
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,725
[profiler grunts]
332
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,106
Tonight was a total waste.
333
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,442
All we caught were two lousy deviants
and a serial killer.
334
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,694
[groans]
335
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,613
Somehow SeatMiser got by us. [grunts]
336
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,701
I guess I was wrong.
337
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:06,455
This hasn't happened since
sports trivia night. I'm sorry, Bart.
338
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:11,669
Huh. I can't decide what I like better,
my freedom or seeing you humiliated.
339
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,296
But I'm glad you had
a good time at the concert.
340
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,508
And hey, I got to see
every part of The Circulus.
341
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,636
I even visited the room
where they upload images for the dome.
342
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,015
By the way, the reason
that phone didn't recognize me is
343
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,894
because when I set up the facial
recognition, I didn't use my face.
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00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,731
[beeps]
345
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,983
[chimes]
346
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,318
[gasps]
347
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,698
[cackles]
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