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-Cute and cuddly, boys.
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-Nothing like a little R and R.
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-Rump roast?
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-No, Mort, not a rump roast.
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Rest and relaxation.
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-Spontaneous jumping contest!
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-This is not just a fun
and innovative idea,
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but a royal commandment.
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Me first.
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Maurice, double bounce me.
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-So this is one
of those contests
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where you've got to win, right?
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-Is there any other kind?
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Now, on three.
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One-- Julien-- three!
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I win!
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It may be possible
I over bounced.
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-Ready, Rico?
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-All right.
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Bring it.
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-And that's lunch.
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Dig in, boys.
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-It all happened so fast.
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The king on the bouncy!
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-Anyone catch that--
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-Yes.
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It-- no, actually.
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-It appears a spontaneous
jumping contest coupled
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with Maurice's
great posterior mass
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has bounced Julien
outside zoo confines.
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What?
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I'm fluent in panic.
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-He's right-- except for
the part about my butt,
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which is sized appropriately,
thank you very much.
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-Please, help us save
King Julien and his feet.
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-Absolutely, Sad Eyes.
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Boys, commence
operation after lunch.
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Sweet job on the
tuna roll, Rico.
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-Skipper, isn't a quick
response critical for a rescue?
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-I have taught you
well, young private.
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Someone pass the wasabi.
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Oh, fine.
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-Hey, big stinkin' bus!
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I demand immediate
return to the zoo.
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Open these doors right now.
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What?
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The royal crown!
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-Mercy me!
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Oh, city street is no place
for such an adorable kitty cat.
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-Kitty?
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-According to Maurice, Julien
landed on the morning M2 bus.
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We'll track that
route as two units--
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aerial surveillance
and ground patrol.
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-Roshambo for the aerial unit?
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-Oh, you are so on.
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Leopard seal, orca, great white.
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-Ha!
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Great white traps leopard seal.
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-No, I'm afraid not.
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A leopard seal swims faster
and evades the great white.
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-My great white carries a knife.
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-King Julien's feet!
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-Fine, leopard seal wins.
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Rico, saddle up.
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You're on the ground.
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-I'll take Maurice.
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-You picked Maurice over me?
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-Lemurs have better eyesight.
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It's purely strategic.
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-If that's how we're playing
it, then we'll take Sad Eyes.
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-Yay!
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I wasn't picked last!
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-What?
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Seriously?
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Little Mort?
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-You and I both know penguins
have a limited sense of smell.
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We need a strong
nose on the ground.
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Purely strategic.
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-Fine.
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-And we'll take Marlene.
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-What?
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She's not even here.
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-Oh, OK.
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Right.
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Private, we'll take Private.
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-Let me go.
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I am not a cat.
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I am a lemur.
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I am a king, even!
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Can't you see my cr--
my head is naked!
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-Welcome to your new home.
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And look, your new
roommate, Zoey.
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-I already have two
roommates at the zoo,
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and neither one of
them is the furniture.
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-Wow.
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On second thought, I am a cat.
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Check out this
long, pretty tail,
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these pointy ears and teeth.
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Don't forget about
my devastatingly
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beautiful brownish-yellow eyes.
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-Now, Zoey.
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That's no way to
greet our new friend.
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How about we show him how
much you love your yarn?
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Now your turn.
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Get the yarn.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, grandkids calling.
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-Hello, pretty kitty.
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-You trying to blow
my cover, fur face?
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-My name isn't fur face.
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It's King Julien.
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But you can call me--
fur face works, too.
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-Any sign of Julien?
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-Nothing.
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-Sky Hawk to Street Dog.
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Marks spotted in
sector Kilo Oscar.
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-Roger that.
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-Who the heck is Mark,
Roger, and Oscar?
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-You picked me last.
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-Let it go, Private.
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-Rico, hang a left.
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-The feet are saved.
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-No.
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-Hey!
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-Sad Eyes!
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-Uh oh.
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-Now we're down two lemurs?
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This is not forward progress.
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-Let's not pussyfoot around.
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Is there a Mr. Cat in your life?
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-Don't be cute with me.
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You and I both know
we are not cats.
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-So you think I am cute?
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I mean, you're not a cat?
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-No.
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I'm a ferret.
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-Oh, a very pretty ferret.
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-Before this, I was
living on the streets.
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I didn't know when my
next meal was coming.
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Here, it's clockwork.
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-Oh, beautiful and clever.
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Wink.
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-And if the old lady catches on,
then it's back on the streets.
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You follow?
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-I will follow you
wherever you go.
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Wink.
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-Wink at me one
more time, and I'm
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going to make it so you can't
open that eye for a month.
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Get it, wink?
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-These lips are sealed.
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Or unless, you know,
you want to maybe
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smooch fur face or something.
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I'm an accomplished actor.
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You want cat?
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Meow.
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See, I'm a cat, instantly.
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I like string.
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I'm licking my--
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-Targets approaching, Rico.
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Time to go fishing.
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-Woohoo!
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Yoink.
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-Good new, team.
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The catch of the day is Sad Eye.
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-Did you find the feet?
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-Unfortunately, we're still
a negative on Ringtail.
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-Man, we better find him soon.
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King Julien is out
there alone and-- well,
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let's be real-- incompetent.
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-What are you doing?
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-Hey, do you have any toast?
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-Toast?
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Why?
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-I need somewhere
to put this jam.
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Yeah, shake it!
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-You're going to get us busted!
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-You can stop the music, but
you cannot stop the passion.
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GLADYS: What's
going on in there?
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-Gladys!
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-Are you kitties getting along?
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-Meow.
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-Oh, that's a strange meow.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Let's consult Dr. Cuddle's
Home Veterinary Handbook.
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-Feet, feet, feet!
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--[INAUDIBLE], we've got
a situation down here.
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Sad Eyes has gone loco.
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-Cuckoo.
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-Feet.
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I smell feet!
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-He's on the move.
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After him!
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-Hey, look at that.
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He's got some kind
of sixth sense.
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-The feet, they are close.
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-So long, fur face.
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-Welcome back to Earth, boys.
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Dust off those
sea legs, Private.
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-King Julien wouldn't just
leave behind his crowd
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unless he was in
serious trouble.
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-Ah, there you are.
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-I'd give it a couple of
minutes before going in there.
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-Come over here, I want
to show you something.
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-Oh, the charm offensive scores!
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That's nice.
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-All right.
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We've gotta keep Gladys
thinking you're a cat.
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And cats love scratching posts.
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So you should use one.
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-Good, good.
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And what's a scratching post?
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-That.
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-I see.
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And I do what now with it?
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-You scratch it.
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-Cats are easily entertained.
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-No.
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You really got to get into it.
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-Oh, OK.
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That's the stuff.
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-Come on, come on.
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-Oh, yeah.
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How am I doing?
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-Harder!
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Use both hands!
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-Oh, look at me, the cat.
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-No.
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Like this.
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Woah!
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-Are you sure that's
how to use it?
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Doesn't seem very safe.
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-Can you just help me in?
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-Oh, hey, guys.
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-King Julien!
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-What are you doing up there?
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-Oh, I crash here now.
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Hang on.
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I have to save my girlfriend.
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-I am not your girlfriend!
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Someone help me!
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-Here, grab this string.
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You were supposed to grab it!
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-Help!
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-Relax, [INAUDIBLE],
we've gotcha.
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-I'm good.
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Thanks.
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-OK, your coed party
is over, Ringtail.
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Get in.
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-No.
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This is my home now.
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I have been domesticated.
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Right, Mrs. Fur Face?
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-Don't give up your
kingdom for me.
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Seriously.
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-I have found it impossible
to discharge my duties as king
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as I would wish to
do without the help
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and support of the woman I love.
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-Well, if Julien won't
come back to the zoo,
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then I guess the lemurs
will just need a new king.
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Here you go, King Mort.
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-Why is the Private overacting?
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-All hail King Mort!
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-What now?
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King Mort?
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Oh, the thought makes
me-- oh, I can't--
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-Can't what?
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-Mort will destroy our love.
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I cannot allow Mort
to ruin my kingdom.
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He's just too stupidy.
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-Really?
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Go.
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I want you gone.
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-Shh.
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No words.
276
00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,970
This is difficult for me, too.
277
00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:54,180
I guess this is goodbye.
278
00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,590
Goodbye, my love!
279
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,490
-[GROANS] My life.
280
00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,380
-Couldn't find anything
about abnormal meowing.
281
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,250
Maybe you're just hungry.
282
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,880
Here you go, kitties.
283
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,450
Drink up.
284
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:08,910
-All right.
285
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,480
More for me.
286
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,820
-King Mort.
287
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,270
Great play, Private.
288
00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:14,970
-Thanks.
289
00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,700
And I was picked last.
290
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,920
-Oh, burn, Kowalski.
291
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,000
-Wait, me?
292
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,160
You overlooked him, too.
293
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,970
-I was saving the best for last.
294
00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,580
Up high, boys.
295
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,360
-King Mort.
296
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,310
That just sounds ridiculous.
297
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,080
Boys, when we get
home, let's have
298
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,560
another spontaneous
bouncing contest.
299
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,840
That was fun.
300
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,790
-Hey, guys.
301
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,440
There's a carnival in town.
302
00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:57,240
-Oh, give it up, Hans.
303
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,180
This weapons lab is
under penguin protection.
304
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,390
You're not stealing anything.
305
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,680
-You are right.
306
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,690
I surrender.
307
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,230
-Really?
308
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,310
I blast you.
309
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,360
I blast you so much.
310
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,770
-Kowalski, options.
311
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,610
-I recommend a methodical
and carefully thought out--
312
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,070
-Reckless action it is.
313
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,600
-You will not
defeat me, Skipper.
314
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:35,080
This time, I have
the upper wing.
315
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,710
-Oh, ouchie.
316
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,130
-You did it, Skipper!
317
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,630
-Well, Hans won't be
raiding this lab tonight.
318
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,020
And it's a good thing.
319
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:49,810
Every nasty chemical on these
shelves is bottled bad news.
320
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:50,720
-Uh oh.
321
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,450
-Kowalski, this is the good
kind of glowing, right?
322
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:58,760
Like for traffic
safety and such?
323
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,670
-It appears Skipper has absorbed
a large dose of inflatium.
324
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:04,970
-Bad glowing.
325
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,540
-Not as long as
Skipper stays calm.
326
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,290
But if his blood
pressure starts to rise,
327
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:15,170
he will expand like a balloon
until-- the only treatment is
328
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,420
a steady diet of no
action, no adventure,
329
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,500
and absolutely no getting angry.
330
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,070
-Meh, I'll be fine.
331
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:26,120
-Hello, silly birds!
332
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,820
-Evac lemur annoyance ASAP!
333
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,080
-I was hearing the
party party balloons,
334
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,360
and I came to participate.
335
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,330
Wait.
336
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,530
I can make this work.
337
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:40,050
Part-i-cip-a--
338
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:40,750
-Julien!
339
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,280
You must stay away from Skipper.
340
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,670
-You listen to me.
341
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:45,520
I will part-i-c--
342
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,290
-OK, point taken.
343
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,910
I'll just take it down
a notch on missions.
344
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,320
It's either that or
I retire and become
345
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,980
some pencil pushing desk monkey.
346
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,620
Is that what you want, Kowalski?
347
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,580
Me buying a
four-legged quidditch
348
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,560
table, pencils, and bananas?
349
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,770
-Don't worry, Skipper.
350
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,730
We can show you ways
to relax and stay calm.
351
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,200
Is that rude noise just
the sound of you deflating?
352
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,050
-Moving on, Private.
353
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,000
-The surest method for
ultimate relaxation--
354
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,150
pushing the untested
boundaries of science.
355
00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:28,180
That's how I always--
don't touch that!
356
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,410
-Missle launch activated.
357
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,920
Targeting Eastern
Seaboard in T minus three,
358
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,180
two, one-- cancelled.
359
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:37,730
Enjoy your continued
safe existence.
360
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,930
-You'd be surprised
how often that happens.
361
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,860
-Rotate me.
362
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,400
-Yes, Mort.
363
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,400
I shall fly into the penguin
party like a regal eagle.
364
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,040
-I thought you weren't allowed.
365
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,170
-Maurice, stop being stupid.
366
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,610
If the king says he will
go to a party party,
367
00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,470
then you must let him go.
368
00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,430
-OK.
369
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,870
-No, not ready!
370
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,800
-(SINGING) Come along
and sing a song.
371
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,930
We will help you to stay calm.
372
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:15,540
When you feel an anger wiggle,
calm it with a jolly giggle.
373
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:21,530
And when your blood starts
to rise, hide it with a smile
374
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,230
disguise.
375
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,780
-Say, that is relaxing.
376
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,100
-This ain't no party.
377
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,930
Little help.
378
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,870
-This is how you relax?
379
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,020
-Hold on one second.
380
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,120
Woo!
381
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,850
Uh oh.
382
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,270
-I hope Rico had better luck.
383
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,130
-(SINGING) When you
feel an anger wiggle,
384
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,920
calm it with a jolly giggle.
385
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,100
-We need a new strategy.
386
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,080
There must be another
way-- what is that?
387
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,320
-It's a desk.
388
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,720
It's got all the
latest, Skipper.
389
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,670
Lumbar chair.
390
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,660
-Oh, comfy.
391
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,580
-Multi-colored sticky notes.
392
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,000
Shirtless ninja a day calendar.
393
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,900
-Try and think of this as the
start of an exciting new role--
394
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,030
one where instead of
going on missions,
395
00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,190
you file drawings of them.
396
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:47,890
-See?
397
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,150
Here's one of your
accepting your new job.
398
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,000
-Rico, circuit outrage!
399
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,190
New rule-- from now on,
this HQ is a desk free zone.
400
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,820
-But Skipper, you'll pop.
401
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,590
-But Private, blah, blah.
402
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,130
You can't bench a leader.
403
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,280
Now, who among you can
do what I do in battle?
404
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,870
Huh?
405
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,570
-Kowalski, action!
406
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,920
-That sounds just like Skipper.
407
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,450
-It works for me.
408
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,580
-I do more than that!
409
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,410
I'm on the front lines
obstructing evil!
410
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:24,270
-And if a mission
arises, you simply
411
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,180
submit an action request form.
412
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,400
-You're right.
413
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,900
Maybe I should-- smoke screen!
414
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,630
-It's the alarm for
the weapons lab!
415
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,710
-Hans must be raiding it again.
416
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:43,240
-What should we do?
417
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,890
-Move out without me.
418
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,760
-We'll make you proud, Skipper.
419
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,250
-It's the rushing blindly to
danger I'll miss the most.
420
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,610
-Target acquired.
421
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:56,410
-Hans may be tough, but as
long as we work together,
422
00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:00,610
we should-- be easily captured.
423
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:01,920
-Kowalski, action!
424
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,490
-Hey hey, fancy party!
425
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,330
-Ringtail.
426
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,550
-Oh, office party theme.
427
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,240
Nice.
428
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,810
I've got just the stuff
to make it fantastical.
429
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,360
I see you didn't get the memo
about Crazy Pants Tuesdays.
430
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,690
We like team players
around here, buddy.
431
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,790
-Get out of my office.
432
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,430
-There's no my in team.
433
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,300
Time is money.
434
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,470
File these owies.
435
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,350
-These what?
436
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,670
-Owie, owie, owie!
437
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,260
-Greetings, Skipper.
438
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,090
I see you send your troops
to fight for you now.
439
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,230
-Hans, what have you
done with my men?
440
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,220
-Oh, you mean my trap bait?
441
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,830
Well, why don't you
come see for yourself?
442
00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:57,290
Or else.
443
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,560
-Or else what?
444
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,200
-It's scarier if he imagines it.
445
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,940
-Inflating butt or
not, my men need me.
446
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,460
I can do this.
447
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:10,840
This calls for an action
request form, in triplicates!
448
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,540
There we go.
449
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,070
Everything's in
its nice little--
450
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,330
-Captain, I photocopied my butt!
451
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,240
-[INAUDIBLE]
452
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,790
-Actually, we don't have a
copier, so I just drew my butt.
453
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,990
-Must keep calm.
454
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,490
-Wait.
455
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,430
I think this is your butt.
456
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,150
Hey, you OK?
457
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,150
You're looking kind of glossy.
458
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:31,760
-I'm upset, and it's
not just because of you.
459
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,640
My men went into battle
without their leader,
460
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,190
and now they're at the mercy
of a psycho [INAUDIBLE].
461
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:43,680
Well, inflating body or not,
it's time to lay down the law.
462
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:49,180
Get ready, hogs, Papa
Justice is coming for you!
463
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,020
GLADYS: This is
definitely not my butt.
464
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:52,960
-Yee haw!
465
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,890
Boing!
466
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,760
Boing!
467
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,930
Woo!
468
00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,580
-I like the plasma coil, but
do I own too many already?
469
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:04,600
Perhaps a test is in order.
470
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:10,240
The shadow of your
doom is-- over my head?
471
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,070
-Hans, let my penguins go.
472
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:14,910
-Skipper?
473
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:17,130
You're-- different.
474
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:18,090
-He has a condition.
475
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,730
-Never mind that.
476
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:23,970
I may be in a ridiculous
state, but I can still-- hey!
477
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:24,810
Stop it!
478
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,050
-Can it be?
479
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:30,070
Is the great Skipper
actually defenceless?
480
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,540
-Com on, fight fair.
481
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,660
-Like this?
482
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,370
At last, Skipper
will not foil Hans.
483
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,520
Win for Hans!
484
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,540
-The Inflatium, it's
protecting Skipper from damage!
485
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,810
-Maybe stopping me from
taking damage, Kowalski,
486
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:48,250
but not from dishing it out.
487
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:48,980
Let's bounce.
488
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,680
-The China cannon!
489
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,890
-It tickles.
490
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,590
-[INAUDIBLE]
491
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,450
-Try again.
492
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:07,470
-Electo beam!
493
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:08,520
Ion ray!
494
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,220
Particle phaser!
495
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,380
Fusion [INAUDIBLE]!
496
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,320
Laser wave!
497
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,100
Bombzooka!
498
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,790
Shash atomizer!
499
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,580
Zapomatic 9000!
500
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,590
Big Bertha!
501
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:19,290
-Hans.
502
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,990
Boobie, you're wasting my time.
503
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,610
How's that for a desk monkey?
504
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,400
I've still got it.
505
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,440
-The photocopy,
it is Mort's butt.
506
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,770
-You did it, Skipper.
507
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:37,560
Yay!
508
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,530
-Ah, but he did not foil me.
509
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,960
It was the idiot, not Skipper!
510
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,290
-I'm sure Skipper
doesn't care about that.
511
00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:49,090
-I was going to beat
him in ridiculous days.
512
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,380
-Skipper, your temper!
513
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,310
-He's approaching critical mass!
514
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,780
-I feel heavy!
515
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,000
-Oh, Skipper.
516
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,310
-Over here, Private.
517
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,130
-Wow.
518
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:06,830
-I'm somewhat confused.
519
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,340
What happened, Kowalski?
520
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,550
-Fascinating.
521
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,400
It seems the Inflatium
merely popped
522
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,170
you out of your outer coat.
523
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:17,140
And left you with a rather
shiny replacement, I might add.
524
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,400
-It's a win-win.
525
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,340
I'm back in action and spared
the worst fate imaginable.
526
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,420
-Popping like a balloon?
527
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,120
-No.
528
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,850
Sharing a desk with that guy.
529
00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:26,900
-Little help here?
530
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,040
Spilled the glowing
shampoo on me.
531
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,810
-Ringtail, I've got
some owies to file.
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