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� (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES)
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Hey, boys! Thanks for coming in
on such short notice.
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-No worries, it's our job.
-Yeah.
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Cool, so anyways,
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you guys got a job to help
the Shmaloogles
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in Shmaloogleville.
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Shmaloogles?
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Yeah, Shmaloogles.
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I'm- I'm just reading
off the card here, man.
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I don't write them,
I just read them.
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It says, "The Shmaloogles
in Shmaloogleville need help."
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So, that's all I know.
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Sounds like a fun job to me.
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Cool, any questions?
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Uh, yeah,
I actually do have a question.
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Um, who is that?
Who's that man?
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Oh, it's my boy, Neil.
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We're gonna watch
the, uh, Clerks movies
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in the Rumpus Room later.
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Um, and look, s- no pressure,
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but, like, if you guys want to,
like, join us,
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that would be awesome.
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Uh, maybe, yeah.
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I mean, it really just depends
if we have time or not,
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right, Pim? 'Cause it's like...
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Yeah, if we get done in time,
we'll let you know.
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Also, Neil did message
Brian O'Halloran.
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He's, uh, Dante in Clerks. Uh...
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So I don't know
if he'll come, but yeah.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Brian was messaged.
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We're going to go
on the job now,
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but we'll see,
we'll let you know.
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See you later, Mr. Boss.
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Yeah, yeah, no worries.
Have fun.
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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So they don't like
Clerks or what?
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No, man,
I'm sure they like Clerks.
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Those guys just have a lot
on their plate right now.
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(CAR ENGINE RUMBLING, RATTLING)
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(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Dude, that car is not meant
for off-roading at all.
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Oh, this place looks lovely!
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Greetings!
Thank you for coming to help us.
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I am King Shmaloogle,
and this is Shmaloogleville.
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(SHMALOGGLES GIGGLING)
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-� (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)
-We Shmaloogles are a simple people.
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We spend most
of our time Shmaloogleing.
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(SHMALOOGLES EXCLAIMING)
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-For fun, we also Gloogle.
-(SHMALOOGLES EXCLAIMING)
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But, of course,
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a day in Shmaloogleville
wouldn't be the same
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without some good
old-fashioned Woogling.
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(SHMALOOGLES PURRING)
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-� (MUSIC STOPS)
-This place seems like a paradise.
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What could you
possibly need our help with?
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Schmalugley-woogley-woo!
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Our Shmaloogle machine
is boogling
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when it should be zoogling.
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It's making us so sad.
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(SHMALOOGLES SOBBING)
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Oh, yeah. We can try
to help you with that.
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Nah, dude. I'm-
I'm not doing this one.
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Wait, what?
What's the matter, Charlie?
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Yeah, it's fine. I just...
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This is way more
of a Pim job, man.
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And I think you're gonna do
a really good job.
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-What do you mean?
-I just, I know I'm not going to add anything to this.
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Oh, is it just
the Shmaloogle stuff?
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-Okay, I understand.
-It's everything.
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-Yeah, it doesn't
feel like Charlie. -Yeah, it's everything.
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It's the look, it's the name,
it's the problem they have.
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-It's all of it.
-That's all right.
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I can do this on my own
if you don't want to.
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-Yeah, that's all right.
-Yeah, yeah. By the way, by the way,
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dude, I'll go grab us lunch
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and just tell me
what you want from Wawa.
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Can I get
a chicken salad wrap, actually?
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Absolutely, yeah.
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No worries, yeah, I'll do this
while you're gone. Yeah.
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-Oh, good.
-All right, man.
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-All right, see you, Charlie.
-CHARLIE: All right. See you, man.
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Okay, let's see. Uh...
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What exactly
is the problem again
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-with the Shmaloogle machine?
-(LOUD SCREECHING)
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-� (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, no! Everyone, hide!
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(SHMALOOGLES SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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-(SHMALOOGLES AND PIM SCREAM)
-(LOUDLY) Pim!
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(PIM SCREAMING)
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-Wh- What was that?
-� (MUSIC ENDS)
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Oh, that just happens
every now and again.
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-What?
-(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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Hey! Look, everyone!
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I've got
the Shmaloogle machine working!
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Oh, huzzah!
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Shmaloogle celebration!
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-SHMALOOGLES: Yay!
-� (UPBEAT MUSICAL CUE PLAYS)
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-(ROARING)
-� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-(SCREAMS)
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I shall crush you with a liquid!
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No, please don't do that!
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Quiet, you!
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(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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-Now, where was I?
-(SCREAMS)
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(PIM GRUNTING)
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(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
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Now it's your turn!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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-� (MUSIC ENDS)
-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)
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Wait a minute!
Your head won't fit!
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You're not a Shmaloogle!
Explain yourself!
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(GASPS) I'm Pim!
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The Shmaloogles called me
and my friend to help them!
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It's my job!
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Bah! Dammit!
I need more Shmaloogles then!
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Wait! What do you even need
the Shmaloogles for
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in the first place?
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-You really wanna know, huh?
-� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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� (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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What is wrong
with you little freaks?
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We gotta do something.
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Oh, relax, Charlie.
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There's nothing we can do.
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Why don't you chill out
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and have a homemade
Shmaloogle shake
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that Princess Shmaloogle made?
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Oh, hello.
Have a Shmaloogle shake.
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No, I don't want
a Shmaloogle milkshake.
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I want to get my friend
and I want to go home.
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-(BELL RINGING)
-� (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's Shmaloogle o'clock.
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(SHMALOOGLES CHEERING)
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-� (MUSIC STOPS)
-(SHMALOOGLES GASP)
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Hey, hey, stop doing
your stupid little dance!
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The village was just attacked
and your friends were kidnapped
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and you're not going
to do anything about it
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except for dance around
and talk in nonsense?
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You suck
and you're weak little cowards!
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He's right. I'm inspired.
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Me too!
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I feel funny inside.
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I want to fight!
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You know what?
I don't like dancing around.
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I've been repressing this
for too long.
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Let's go kill that wizard!
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(ROARS)
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Hey, come on now, guys.
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We're Shmaloogles, man.
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We don't fight.
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We sing and we dance.
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[muted] you!
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(SHMALOOGLES GRUNT,
SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)
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Guys, guys, guys, look. I like
the direction you're going in,
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but I think we need
to channel this energy
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into something
more constructive.
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Like what?
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How about a cool [muted]
training montage?
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� (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(GRUNTS, SHOUTS)
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� (MUSIC STOPS)
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Ready to learn
the horrible secret
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that will change
your life forever?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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� (DRAMATIC MUSIC STING)
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Sorry, what's the problem?
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My hair is thinning!
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Okay, and what does that have
to do with the Shmaloogles?
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I read on a forum
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that Shmaloogles are
a natural remedy for hair loss,
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so I've been killing them
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and rubbing their juices
on my scalp.
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There's nothing wrong
with going bald,
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and it definitely doesn't mean
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you need to kill
innocent creatures over it.
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Okay, okay, wow, okay,
you really don't get it.
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Uh, come over here, let me
show you something, come here.
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� (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRYSTAL ORB CHIMES)
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All right,
you see this right here?
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Yeah.
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This is called
the Norwood Scale,
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and it goes from one to seven.
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And right now, I'm like a...
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Uh, like a three and a half,
or a four.
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And it's just getting worse.
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Look, I think you're thinking
about it too much.
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I don't even think
people notice.
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Oh, wait, let me guess.
Let me guess.
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Just shave it off
and accept it, right?
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-Yeah, like just own it.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
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A lot of people go bald
and they just own it.
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-Who? Who?
-You know...
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There's lots of celebrities
that are bald.
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Oh, you mean like rich,
handsome people
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who can hire
like personal trainers?
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I don't think that matters.
Balding is fine.
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It's just I don't think hair
matters as much as you think.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Look. That's great.
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Hold on to that thought.
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I want you to tell me
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what you think this guy
does for a living, okay?
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-(SIGHS) Like a...
-Go.
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Looks like
a construction worker, a mechanic.
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-Just someone who works...
-Oh! Oh! Interesting.
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So sort of like blue collar,
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-bottom of the bottom
of the society. -Yeah- No, no.
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-No, there's nothing wrong
with jobs like that. -No!
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He looks like he works
with his hands,
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like a laborer type of job.
Sure.
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Perfect answer.
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-What's your point though? Why?
-No, no, no. There's no trick.
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Let me just...
Okay. Now, now,
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what does this guy do?
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-Ooh. Right? Ooh.
-You just put hair on him?
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-(SCOFFS) I mean-
-Still a construction worker?
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He could, like, yeah, I mean...
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Oh, oh, could he?
Really? Really?
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You wouldn't say CEO?
Or president?
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You'd say laborer, really?
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Come on, dude,
be honest, come on, come on.
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I do kind of see
your point, yeah.
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So you agree
that me killing Shmaloogles
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is totally justified, then?
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Look, being locked up here all
by yourself looking at images
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on a scary orb
can't be good for anyone.
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Have you ever thought
about talking
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to a professional about this?
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No, I've never told anyone
about my hair loss,
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and I never will!
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The only reason I've told you is
because I'm going to kill you!
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-No, please don't!
-� (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LOUD RHYTHMIC STOMPING)
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� (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yo, man, give me my friend back
and we'll call it even.
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I got a [muted]
army with me.
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Ah, how wonderful!
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The Shmaloogles have come right
to my doorstep for me to murder!
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Attack!
241
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-(SHMALOOGLES YELLING)
-� (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
242
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(GRUNTS)
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-(YELLS)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(GROANS)
-(SHMALOOGLES SCREAMING)
245
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(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
246
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(GRUNTING)
247
00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,138
(LOUD BANG ON DOOR)
248
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(SHMALOOGLES YELLING)
249
00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,810
(GRUNTS)
250
00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,412
-� (MUSIC STOPS)
-(PANTING) Oh, man.
251
00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,348
Oh, man, those stairs killed me.
252
00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:37,549
Charlie!
253
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,554
For your relentless attacks
on our people and our village,
254
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,689
we sentence you to death.
255
00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,424
Any last words?
256
00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,577
Yeah!
257
00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:50,262
Smile and blow me!
258
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,414
Wait, Mr. Wizard!
259
00:08:51,415 --> 00:08:53,399
You should tell them
why you did what you did!
260
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,466
I'd rather die!
261
00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,868
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!
Kill me! Kill me!
262
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,336
Look, you're balding,
263
00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:00,006
and it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
264
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,909
Tell them that you've been using
Shmaloogles to try and cure it.
265
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:03,975
No, it's a cowlick,
266
00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:06,445
plus the lighting is all weird
in here and everything.
267
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,013
It's...
268
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,614
All right. Fine. Fine!
269
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,417
I'm going bald.
270
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,779
Oh, that's your problem?
271
00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,087
Dude,
you don't need Shmaloogles.
272
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,123
You just need,
like, finasteride and minoxidil.
273
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,690
Yeah, but...
274
00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,626
I mean, don't those drugs
come with, like,
275
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,261
nasty side effects or something?
276
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,795
For some guys, yeah.
277
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,798
For me personally,
I've been on it for ten years.
278
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,800
I've never had
those issues personally, but...
279
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,901
I didn't know that, Charlie.
280
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,836
Yeah, man.
If I never got on medication,
281
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,338
I would be fully bald
at this point.
282
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,506
I'd be like
that guy right there.
283
00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:34,647
But, you know, for you,
284
00:09:34,648 --> 00:09:36,709
the Norwood level
that you're at right now,
285
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,209
your hair is totally savable.
286
00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:39,512
No, I think you're right.
287
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:41,846
I- I really think
you're right. Um...
288
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,149
I just gotta
bite the bullet and just try it.
289
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,317
And you know what?
290
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,859
Even if I do get side effects,
291
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,787
at least I tried something,
right?
292
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,123
So does this mean you won't kill
the Shmaloogles anymore?
293
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,424
I suppose so.
294
00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:55,116
-Shmaloogletastic!
-� (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
295
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,095
So, what now?
296
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,397
You guys wanna get Wawa?
297
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,633
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
298
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:02,901
See, Charlie?
299
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,137
Turns out you are good at
helping silly characters smile.
300
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,572
Uh, Pim,
you're the smile expert,
301
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,623
buddy, all right?
302
00:10:07,624 --> 00:10:08,874
Everything I know,
I learned from you.
303
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,743
All right, let's get that
out of the way.
304
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,279
And hey, I'll tell you what, maybe I'll even
do a little bit of the Shmaloogle dance, huh?
305
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,540
What if I do that? (SCATS)
306
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,048
Uh, by the way,
I just wanted to bring this up.
307
00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:20,086
When we were storming the castle
before and going up the steps,
308
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,188
I saw you take a picture
of Princess Shmaloogle
309
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,322
from underneath her dress.
310
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,291
I just want to say
I'm really not okay with that.
311
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,793
What?
Are you talking to me?
312
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,894
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
313
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,063
-I didn't do that.
-I swear I saw you behind us.
314
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,565
Wait, wait,
not only did I not do that,
315
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:33,666
it's not even possible.
316
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,267
I haven't had my phone
on me all day.
317
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,435
I forgot it at the office.
Look.
318
00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,138
Gosh, I didn't
know you didn't have your phone.
319
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,339
Maybe it was just the way
320
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,774
your hand was moving
or something.
321
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,308
-Yes.
-Forget I said anything.
322
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,076
I'm sorry.
323
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,988
I mean,
the vibe's ruined now, dude.
324
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,049
� (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
325
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,490
� (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES)
326
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,627
Oh! So, what's amazing
about this shot is
327
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,597
-we had a limited space-
-Hang on a second, man.
328
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,978
I just want to hear this part.
329
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,416
Oh.
330
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,634
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
331
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,635
It's all good.
332
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,702
It's all good.
333
00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:15,302
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