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Honey, please.

Honey, please.

What time is it?

Damn.

Ten after six.

Oh, hell, I've got to get going.

Can you think of a better way to start the day?

Damn it, Rhonda! Now look

I have got a very important client meeting today.

Listen, if I can cinch that Doyle account, it's

going to take care of the agency for a

full year, not to mention you Pussycat.

Josh, you don't know what you

could do for me right now.

Later, I've got a shower.

Maybe after you've showered.

Do you like it?

I love it.

But later, I haven't got time right now.

Well, slaves, we did it.

Doyle Products is now our client.

Yay, that's great news, J.R.

Oh, that lovely bonus.

When did they sign?

Just an hour ago.

Oh, I love good news on a Friday because

it makes you feel so good all weekend.

Yeah, well, that's just the problem.

Oh, I know working through tonight and tomorrow is

going to foul up your plans for the weekend,

but they've got to have the layout by Monday.

Josh, my boyfriend has something

planned special for tonight.

Well, now we're just going to have

to find a substitute, aren't we?

Well, I'm sure you can count on

all of us to do our part. Mr. Redding

I for one am delighted to

be a part of the organization.

Well, thank you, Barbara.

I'll tell you what, when this thing

is all wrapped up, I can promise

you the biggest celebration you've ever attended.

All right, now get back to work.

Oh Don.. Could you look at this please?

This copy doesn't sound right..

What's the matter Honey?

Well, wouldn't it read better if we substituted

similar to instead of like right here?

Oh, you're absolutely right.

If you're not careful, you're going to

own an agency one of these days.

I certainly hope so.

That's what I've always wanted.

Look, honey, I told you it simply means that I'm

going to be late getting home for crying out loud.

Now, listen, you ought to be

glad we wrapped up the account.

We are going to have to

wrap up the presentation tonight.

What do you mean, horny?

Oh, baby, I need you.

But that was this morning.

Kind of an eye opener for the main event.

Just keep talking to me, Josh.

Maybe that'll help.

Josh.. please?

Know what I'm doing now Josh?

Wish it were the real thing I was holding.

Don't hang up yet, Josh.

All right, then. Go.

I really don't need you.

And don't think I don't know what will happen there.

Another one of your damned orgies that's what.

Josh? Josh?

Well, I told him so long as

I was bringing the bread home.

Don't bug me about it.

My boyfriend is awakened when I get home.

The dreamer.

What about you, Steve?

Oh, I talked to my babysitter.

My wife is at a bridge game.

She's always at a bridge game.

What do you do for? Nothing since the baby was born.

How old is the baby?

Eight months.

Eight months.

Let's go do something.

Hey, come on, everybody.

Let's take a break huh!

There's one for you. One for you.

You got one? One for me.

Hey, what about you, Barbara?

I'll fix myself a cup of tea when I'm finished.

Well, you know what they say

about all work and no play.

Well, I want to please you, Mr. Redding.

You do.

Listen, why don't you try calling me Josh?

Oh, I couldn't do that.

Well, why not?

Because my mother said that I should

respect people who are above me.

Well, I'm not yet.

I think I'll get that cup of tea now.

Listen, when we get this thing wrapped up...

Think I'll get that tea now...

She's gonna get more than tea

Rita, I think we've got an

unfinished business to take care of.

Take it off, honey.

Tom, I think she's playing your song.

Go get her, Tom,

Bob, you haven't seen anything yet?

I think I better get back to my work.

Let's do it now.

Hey, I think position four is urrr.

Looks like I'm left out

Do it again.

Please do it again. Do what? Hit me.

Leave me alone.

Oh, come on, baby.

Fight!! You animal.

Might as well relax, child.

I think you're going to get it anyway.

How can you just lay there.

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. Come here.

I thought you only did that kind of thing for love.

Steve, honey, get off me, will you?

I want to watch this.

Yeah, let's wait a minute.

I think the kids are Virgin.

I am a Virgin. I am. Can't you understand?

And I want to stay that way.

A Virgin.

A real life Virgin.

Hey, gang, I'm going to get me a Virgin the first time.

Go get her, John. Right. Check out her.

She's for real.

If she is, I want seconds.

Hey, we'll cut cards for that.

You guys will have to cut with Julie and me too.

High card wins, right?

Julie delicious.

You're all mad.

How can you?

Why don't you?

Oh, God, no, please, no.

Do it to me now, while he is.

Who's that?

The caterer!

Oh, my God.

Who wants food?

Come back around midnight for the stuff.

Yeah, you do that, honey.

Might as well eat. Now.

I'll have my dessert later.

Oh, no.

What is it, Barbara?

Well, what's the matter?

YOU tOO.

Oh, this.

Well, Darling, you should have knocked.

What is it out there in here?

Is that the way you run a business?

Don't you touch me.

Take care of her.

I'm going to find out what's going on out there.

I hate them. I hate them.

They're all animals.

Don't cry.

We just relax now and tell Rita what happened.

I'll take care of you, baby.

Oh, yes.

Rita is going to take good care of you.

A Virgin, eh?

I've had just about everything else

in life but a Virgin.

Let's have a draw for her.

Hey, she's mine.

She goes to the winner!

Get the cards Julie

There you go

I hope she's better at that than I am at this.

Well, there's no substitute for experience.

I'll go into that later, lover.

Okay.

Did everybody take a card?

The high card win.

Men first on this one.

And I do mean men.

What will be will be.

Damn you.

Get out of here.

Can't you see the poor child

just beginning to calm down?

Yeah, and I aim to Rev her up a little too.

Get your ass out of here.

Don't you dare lay a hand on her

and get the hell away from me.

Now get out.

Please Don let me stay and watch.

Please Don. Sure.

But keep out of my way.

Rita! No.. Do it to her Don! Do It!

She's all yours now, Rita.

Go get her. Thanks.

Oh let her rest for a while.

Give her a chance to get her breath.

Give her a chance. More than likely

you want it for yourself?

My!

Aren't we, bitchy?

Your passion's a little hot.

Beat a handle, Darling.

Oh, you think so?

I'll give you passion.

Hey, this is better than the Friday night bike.

They look like they're serious.

Goddamn right im serious.

Let's get them in the other room.

It'll be all right Rita.

When I was a little girl, which doesn't

seem so long ago, my father used to

tell me stories about the way men acted.

I didn't believe him.

I only thought about the beautiful

things that happened in the movies.

Beautiful things do happen.

The first time, it's always traumatic.

No matter how it happens.

I wanted to be so successful.

Make my parents proud of me.

Now let me get you some brandy.

It'll warm you inside and make you feel better.

Where are you going with that?

It's for Barbara.

Calm her nerves down.

You give it to me, honey.

I'll calm her down. You forget me, Lover.

Just temporarily, Josh.

Just temporarily.

I don't know what it is.

I just got to have her.

I thought I'd gotten it out of my system.

But you are what you eat?

Oh, really?

Well, eat your heart out, bitch.

All right, Pussycat's pull in your claws.

After this, I'm really going to

show you all something special.

Hello, mother.

You know what?

Forbidden to make long distance

calls on the office phone.

Ijust wanted to talk to my mother.

Drink this.

I'm your mother now, honey, I'm going

to be all you ever dreamed of.

No, no.

She's all primed and ready for the next one.

So you might as well get it on.

Whichever one of you it's going to be,

you know, you don't always get them that plush.

Go get them, Tiger.

Would you get me another drink?

Sit by me.

Don't you think that was a bit much for the kid?

A bit much? Jumping in on her like that.

That's right.

She learns everything at one time.

It'll all be a boar afterwards, Darling.

It's never a boar.

Whenever one has the mind to be extremely creative.

And let me tell you something, honey.

That little girl has the mind to be extremely creative.

And I'll tell you, virgins are highly overrated.

Well, you were eager enough to jump in on her.

Well, it's like a trophy.

Just to say you had one kind of.

No, we all had it one time.

Had what?

Virginity.

Except the girl losing it younger this year. True.

Better to get it over with and out of the way.

That way one can get onto more practical experience.

Anybody else?

It sure was hell of an idea

What was? Stay to finish the arts layout.

Are we all wrapped up?

Yeah, all except the presentation form.

Well, in that case, what are we waiting? For?

God's sake, call me Josh. Yes, Mr. Redding. Josh. Josh.

Why?

Why? What?

Why did they do it?

Because that's what little girls are made for, honey.

No.

I mean, why did they act that way?

Well, because you had something that they all want.

The guys want to take it from you, and

the girls would like to have it back.

But why Rita?

Why, girls?

I don't know.

Maybe she wants to get even with a guy that took hers.

Are they finished with me yet?

I don't think so.

Everything at this agency is a team effort.

And I think the rest of the members of

the team will want their turn of that.

Why are you like this, Mr. Redding?

I take what I want, but I

don't necessarily want what I take.

Surprise! You just won the daily double.

Yeah, we thought it would be

easier and more interesting for you, this way.

We don't want you to get bored with the same old thing.

What a pair you two are.

And just what is that supposed to mean?

Well, if the truth be known, you're both afraid?

Afraid? Yes! Afraid.

You have to have each other for moral support.

I'll show you.

We just thought we'd use our imagination.

Okay, create.

Well, while one of you think about it.

Why don't one of you get me a drink?

I thought you didn't drink.

Well, there were a lot of

things I didn't do before tonight.

What would you like?

Rita introduced me to some brandy, among other things.

I think I'll stick to that.

If not the other things.

Brandy, it is.

We've always dug you.

Oh, really?

I'll just bet you did. Oh, really?

I'm serious.

I mean, you look so great

and you carry yourself so well.

You're really taking all this like a trooper.

Do I really have a choice?

What do you mean?

Well, what else am I supposed to do with you and

all those other morons out there with me as the target?

I wish I could say something.

Well, here we are, little old

firewater to help things along.

I hope you haven't been

sneaking anything while i was gone.

I'm bored.

What would you like, lover?

Something exciting.

This party needs

livening up.

Any suggestions?

Yeah.

Why don't you three girls put on

a little show for old Josh?

Hear that girls, the chief would

like to look at something different.

What do you think?

Oh, anything for the old agency, right?

Why the hell not?

Well, that's great.

Now show me anything.

Just so it's different.

Hold on to your pants, Daddy, Wait till you see this?

Gee, and all the time, I didn't think you girls cared.

Come to think of it, I don't

think we ever had the chance.

Isn't it too bad that girls don't have some

kind of secret sign to indicate that they did

Girls or both?

Oh, but we do Honey.

I don't mean that silly.

I mean, the females who don't really know what it's all

about, they just have that feeling, you know, it's too bad

men can't watch and learn how to really make love.

I mean, tenderness.

That's the key.

Yeah, all those bastards know how to do

is put it in and pull it out.

Then they roll over and snore

like some kind of satisfied stud.

All this talk is turning me on.

Let's not waste any more time.

Maybe Josh will learn something.

It'll help him.

Ijust want to get my jollies now and later.

You know the trouble with you, Broads.

You think yours is the only one in the whole world?

It's like its something sacred or something to

worship or something, I'll tell you something, and

you get the old man by the balls.

Then the first thing you do is go out and chippie around on him.

Oh, wow.

Get him, will you? Really, Josh?

That's rather pompous.

Well, you know it's true, don't you?

Nevertheless, huh?

Oh, hell, yeah.

The only way to keep you women

in line, leave you in doubt.

Oh, Josh.

Don't give us that old

keep 'em barefoot and pregnant line.

That's enough to make an angel swear.

And believe me, honey, I'm no angel.

Yeah, well, that's the only way

to know where you're at.

Josh, you sound bitter.

Has she been bad to you lately?

My wife knows better than that.

Why this all the time?

Because I just don't get enough.

That's why I need it.

Josh, I need you.

But we make it just.

I know we do, but it isn't enough.

I need more.

I need it now.

Look, it's late.

I've got to get going-

That's just it.

You always have to go.

You're always in a hurry.. Rhonda.

You used to want me all the time, Josh.

In the car and the movies.

I want it all different ways for a long time.

To hell with what you have to do today.

Rhonda! For God's sake

If you don't, I'll sit by the

front door and proposition the first man that walks by.

I'll even call someone ifl have to.

Yes, Josh, I will.

And if necessary, I'll even pay for it.

Just look and see what you're missing Josh.

It's late, I have to go.

I catch you stepping around on me.

The whole roof is going to come down on her.

Oh, I don't mean I'm going to

kill her or something like that.

That's too easy.

But she sure will suffer.

That's it, Josh.

I just adore strong men.

Come on, we're wasting time. You let him go on

It's going to turn into a regular seminar.

Relax, Josh.

Look.. and live a little.

Oh, yeah.

Sweetheart, you sure learn fast.

I've had professional help.

My God, we may have created a monster. You may have at that.

What would you like to do now?

Well, what do you know?

All of a sudden somebody's asked

me what I'd like to do.

Say that again.

I said for the first time tonight, somebody has

asked me what I would like to do. All right already.

What would you like to do?

Well, first of all, I'd like you both

to walk out that door and close it.

Just leave me alone for a while.

You may be in for surprise.

Whatever you say.

Whenever you're ready, just let us know.

okay

Look out world! because here I come..

You're going to start hearing from me.

And now we're ready for you guys.

Hey, what's with the kid?

She said to wait.

She has a surprise for us.

I'll bet she's probably going to try and kill herself.

Oh, boy, that's just what I need. Relax.

I guarantee she won't try that.

As a matter of fact, she might make us wish she had.

What are you talking about? Revenge.

I think they call it.

Yes, that's it.

Revenge.

I'm going in there.

I wouldn't if I were you.

What we need is some new blood.

Hey, I'll buy that.

Now. Let's see.

It could be your wife.

Geez, don't even talk that way.

It's probably that groovy looking caterer.

Will somebody find out who that is?

For crying out loud!

Oh it's you.. Come in

What's your name honey?

Jim, are you as easy as your name?

Pardon me.

I said, would you like something?

A drink, maybe.

Oh, come on, now.

We're too far along for subtleties.

She means would you like to stay and play?

I thought you'd never ask. Yeah.

Way to go, stud.

Any particular preference?

Well, go get them stud, by the way, my name is Steve.

Steve, this is Rita.

Julie, Claudia, this is Josh.

Hi, Josh.

Tom, Tom and Don.

Oh, there's another girl though. Barbara.

She'll be here shortly.

How sweet he is.

Well, now you get to cut for him, ladies.

Oh, Rita

You have other luck!

Yup, this sure is my night.

I read my horoscope today and get this.

They said this is going to be

your day to take your fill.

It should take the heat of the.

Well, Claudia, we're just going to have

to stick with the old models.

Not just yet.

I want to watch this stud.

Maybe we'll pick up a few pointers.

Damn, if it isn't snow white!

Oh, shut up.

You!!! Get Josh's chair and bring it in here.

Put it here

Now, just remember this, all of you.

I am what I am because you made me that way.

And I'm running the show now.

Any questions? Yeah.

Who the hell...

Like I said... Any questions?

Since each one of you had a part in making me

I'm going to make the decision as

to who's going to do it in the future

I'm going to start with you Sonny.

You see, Josh, I learned well, I take what I want when

I want it, and I don't necessarily want what I take.