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No, okay.

I fold.

I'm out.

I'll let you two degenerates fight it out

to the death.

Smart move, Would have costed you dearly.

Please, I can read you like a book.

You got jack shit.

You'll eat those words,bro.

Bull talk from a guy with zero poker

face.

You flinch when I bet.

I sneezed.

You only sneeze when you have the pocket

kings.

I know you.

We'll see about that.

How about you put those chips where that

stupid mouth is?

Okay, boys.

Just as a reminder, we are not playing

for any actual money.

Unless you two actually want to take it

out.

We could just take this to a casino since the three of us are 21 now.

Nah, this table is where legends are made.

And friendships destroyed.

Queens and sevens, baby.

Freedom and weep.

Straight, five to nine.

Fucking kidding me, bro.

Easy.

No.

He got you with the sneaky straight.

Yeah, Tough break, buddy.

Alrighty, so I'm going to sit this next

one out.

You two boys behave while I'm gone.

Uh, babe, do you have any pretzels?

Oh, you know what?

I'll check.

Okay, thanks, babe.

No problem.

All right, bro.

You want to keep losing or you want to call it quits?

I don't think I've got another hand in

me, but what do you say we up

the stakes a little bit and make it

a little bit more interesting?

Okay, what do you got in mind?

Let's say the winner of this next hand

gets to...

Fuck the other guy's girlfriend.

Jesus Christ.

You're fucking crazy, bro.

So,we got a deal?

Yeah, sure.

Whatever.

Great.

Deal them out, loser.

Hey, babe. So, we do have pretzels, but we also have cashews.

I'll stick to pretzels.

Thanks, babe.

Yeah, dude, you might as well fold.

There's no way you'll beat me.

Yeah, I'll check.

I'll raise it.

Alright, show them.

Two pair, baby, and you have...

Nothing.

Time to pay up, my brother.

Aces and queens, huh?

What are you looking at me like that

for?

Time to pay up.

You weren't actually being serious about that, were

you?

That's a heart attack.

Uh...

Serious about what?

Look, this idiot here thinks I'm going to

let him fuck you.

We need a bet.

Excuse me, what?

Why are we trying this bet?

Well, I simply propose that the winner of

the next hand is to fuck the other

guy's girlfriend.

And Stevie will be able to hear loss

fair and square.

I didn't think you were actually being serious.

Then why'd you agree to it?

You shook my hand, brother.

You fucking shook hands on it?

Look, I just thought you was joking.

Oh, yeah, joking.

Or did you think that you were going

to win and that you'd get to fuck

Jill?

Look, babe, you're...

I would never do that, alright?

It just wasn't like...

It was just for fun.

Oh, yeah, for fun.

Because offering up your fucking girlfriend for a

bet sounds super fun.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I'm a human being, not some stupid poker

chick.

Babe, I think you're overreacting just a little

bit right here, alright?

I just need you to calm down.

Calm down?

Calm down?

Are you fucking serious?

Babe, you're making a big deal out of

this, okay?

And just...

I didn't actually...

I wasn't going to let you fuck him

anyway, so...

Let me fuck him?

Let's get one thing straight.

I fuck whoever I want.

Okay?

Yeah?

Okay.

In this case, maybe I will fuck him.

Come on, you're not serious, are you?

Maybe I am.

After all, a bet's a bet, right?

Right.

This is fucking crazy.

It was just a joke.

And everybody's fucking laughing.

Danny, you won the bet.

I will gladly honor it by fucking you.

Wait, you can't...

Don't do that.

Shut the fuck up, Steve.

You started this.

But I just...

You're not actually going to fuck him, are

you?

Yeah, I will.

You can't do that.

I can do whatever I want with whoever

I want.

Just like you.

You fucking started this, and I'm going to

finish it right now.

Come on.

Babe, please.

Don't fucking touch me.

Can't you please?

Come on.

No, you shouldn't have fucking did what you

did.

That's the end of it.

Hey, it's up to her, brother.

Like she said, a bet's a bet.

Well, there it is, Steve.

I think that you should go now.

Go?

Yes, go.

Unless you want to watch.

You're not actually going to fuck him, right?

Yes.

Get out.

I can't believe that worked.

I know, right?

The fucking plan was perfect.

You checking out his hand and texting me

and him feeling guilty as shit.

Oh It worked out so beautifully.

Do you think he suspects anything?

Nah, I think we did good.

And uh you were very convincing.

What?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you sure that we want to do

this?

We could just tell him that we did

it.

I mean, to be honest, Cassie, Tom fucking

deserves it.

Jill, too.

I mean, what they both did.

Yeah.

I mean, what they both did to us

was pretty awful.

You're telling me.

Oh, you're right.

I mean, when Clark told me Steve and

Jill making out in the club, doing all

this and that, it made me fucking sick.

Our other fucking halves.

But this plan is perfect.

Because they have no idea.

We know what they did.

So now if he ever tries to make

you or me feel guilty, he has no

leg to stand on.

And what if he tells Jill?

Fuck her, too.

She's just as guilty in my eyes.

You know what?

To hell with them both.

So,You want to do this?

Yeah, I do.

Can you take this off?

Oh.

Take my shoes off.

That's keep it right up there.

Oh my god, you're so much bigger than Danny.

Oh, I'm going to have to adjust here.

so much taller than my girlfriend's. You're so much bigger than Steve.

oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

yes oh

Yes. Yes. Oh, they'll get back.

She's a cheeky bitch.

Yeah, she is.

That's what they get, baby.

And so is Steve.

Oh, that feels so

good.

Having another woman in your cock.

Yeah, that's so hot, baby. Oh god. Jail barely sucks my dick.

That Gets so much better than your girlfriend.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

That gives me such a pulse.

Fuck.

I can not do that.

Yeah, you can't do it.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, you want to pussy like this?

You know what?

Let me turn around onto the table for

you.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Tell me when you love getting back at

your girlfriend.

Oh, my God.

I don't believe you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Here.

You know I feel so good, it feels

better because I know we deserve it, I

know we deserve everything Your fucking pussy feels

so much better than Jill's baby You remind

me of you baby, every single moment Every

moment we spend kissing each other, the best

is gone Oh

you're so much better than Jill Oh

no, oh no, I can't taste that pussy

anymore You're making me feel it again I

can't tolerate any longer with this pussy Oh

my God, yeah My

name is Cassie, that's it.

Yes!

Oh!

Oh yes!

Oh yes, that's it.

You see?

I'm so much better than Jill.

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

You're going to make me

fucking cum, baby.

Who is it?

It's fucking Jill.

Do you think that he told her already?

I can give a fuck, to be honest.

That's all right. Let them ste good.