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Previously on lipstick jungle...

Oh, he never asked.

Joe was gonna ask me to marry him?

I met with a manager.
Josie Scotto.

Maybe you should sign with her.

I did.

Wendy, your husband,

he's a major talent.

What's his name?

Charles Jr.

But I call him Charlie.

This is charles' kid.

Like it or not, in a weird way,

it's kind of like the kid
that I never had with him.

Are you firing me?

Dahlia, please don't make this any harder.

Oh, no, hon.
This is the easy part.

Your hard times just got started.

Trust.

If Joe asked me to marry him,

I would've said yes!

I should've done this a long time ago.

Your business.
I don't want to be paid back.

I don't want any connection at all.

All right, here.

Okay.
What's this?

It's a checklist.

And this is an easy-to-follow guide

to our locavore
Thanksgiving.

Locavore?
Mm-hmm.

You know, reducing the carbon footprint.

All the ingredients must come
from within 100 mile radius.

And I've circled.

Honey, doesn't Thanksgiving already come

with a culinary theme?

It's like hanging a hat on a hat.

All right, trust me.

I know that you might think that this

is either helpful or obsessive--

Yeah, I'm gonna go with obsessive.

Um, when did you open
a party store franchise?

Nico, when you're making your
celery root and apple soup--

Oh, I'm making the turkey this year.

Really?

Yeah, I've got this great recipe

for stuffing.

And--and maybe you can make
some of the sides.

Okay, I just thought we had a plan.

You're playing me.

Okay, so not funny.

It is.
Just look at your face.

Why are you so insane on this holiday?

Because if we're going
to have a locavore Thanksgiving,

it takes planning.
And a bb gun.

How do you get a meal
out of central park anyway?

Is there a recipe
for stewed squirrel in here?

Isn't it nice to know
that we can have a great meal

and do something for the planet?

Hmm?
Yes.

Okay, I think we all
have a lot to be thankful for.

Well, speak for yourself.

I'm gonna pass on this holiday, guys. Huh?

Vic, you're not gonna get over Joe

by sitting at home in your bathrobe

stuffing your face with nutter butters.

How about double-fisting sleeping pills

and hiding under the covers?

There are other guys out there.

If there are,
they aren't within this circle

because I've baited and dated most of them.

Why don't you come alone?

There are going to be
other unattached people.

Sal's coming, you know.
Maybe you can...

Can what?

Fight over the wishbone
at the loser singles table?

Okay, no offense to sal,

but I'm in no place to start dating.

All right, you are coming.

This is my first Thanksgiving with Kirby

and I want it to be fun.

Oh, okay. Yes. I see.

So I'm just gonna mask my pain
and become a performing clown

for you guys.

Yeah. Do you mind?

Can we focus, please?

So that's it then?

There's no, um, no other calls?

You mean, as in Mr. Bennett?

What? No.
Why would he call?

That's not why I was asking.

Stop looking at me like that.

You're gonna Miss your plane.

I've got hours.

How about I stay and help you whip up

some of these desserts?

I've always kinda been a, uh,

an artiste with the pastries.

That's how my daddy gave me

my childhood nickname.

Cream puff?

Big sissy.

Huh. Go.

I'll be fine.

Okay. If you need me,

I'm just three connecting flights away.

Oh.
Oh.

Got it.
I got it.

I'd like to see, uh, Miss Ford.

Victory Ford.
Yeah, come on in.

Miss Ford, um...

Uh, sorry I didn't make an appointment.

Well, this isn't the store.

I realize that, but I was told
I'd probably find you here.

I'm James Schuyler and I'd like you

to design a dress for me.

Well, you might have the wrong designer.

That came out wrong.
I meant for my bride.

I know.

Okay, um...

Go. Have a happy holiday.

Are you sure?
Yes. Go. Go.

So how did you find me?

Dahlia Morales.
The publicist.

Dahlia sent you to me?

We had lunch today

and she couldn't stop singing your praises.

Wow.

Right back at you.

Oh. I was just trying to keep up.

You deserve to take home the gold.

Really.
I already have the gold.

You know what,
I have to refuel.

I'm starving.
Let's go to Isabella's.

Mm. Yeah.

And then we can watch them
blow up the balloons

for the parade.

Nice. Then we can come
back here, get naked,

and I can show you this.

Okay, what have we got here?

My word.
Brussels sprouts.

We got turnips.
We got carrots.

And, uh, oh, rather exotic chestnuts from...

My mandarin's a little rusty.

What does that say, darling?

Zhengzhou?
Um...

Maple state farm, nyack, new York.

Thank you.
Hey, it's local. Ish.

I heard the whole locavore thing's a joke.

Shipping apples from new Zealand

leaves a smaller carbon footprint

than trucking them from upstate new York.

Where's the squash?

Squash?
Did you tell me squash?

Yeah.
Yeah, did you write it down?

I didn't write it down.
Honey.

Darling, I tell you, it was one thing

running all these errands
when I wasn't working.

But I'm trying to score a film.

Or--or actually,

"Scribble background jingles"
As your mother likes to say.

Well, she will have a lot
more to say if you're late

to pick her up at the train.

Oh, I tracked down some tickets

for you and Taylor for the parade tomorrow.

But you've got to get there
at 7:30 in the morning.

Nothing better,
I don't have to go.

Oh, I've plenty for you to do, honey.

Sorry. When did this suddenly
become my holiday anyway?

I mean, you cannonballed my ancestors

so you could, what, enjoy
the wonders of corn on the cob?

It was worth it, wasn't it?

Okay. Bye.

We always called 'emfloats.

Okay. Floats are pulled
on those big trucks.

The other things are called balloons.

Nothing floats when it's sitting
on the back of a truck.

So that makes no sense.

I don't know what to tell you.

Those things with big ropes
and hot air--balloons.

Megan.
Hi.

I'm sorry I didn't call.

What are you doin' here?

I needed to talk to you.

A--all right.

Come on in.

Is this a bad time?

Well, I mean, we were just about to go out.

But it's fine.
What--what's wrong?

You see, my parents
don't know about Charlie.

We've never had the greatest relationship.

So, um, when I got pregnant,

it was pretty easy not to see them.

But anyway, um, we're all going

to my aunt's in katonah for Thanksgiving.

And I'm gonna go and tell them everything.

I can't just show up with him.

So I'm wondering if you could
watch him for the night.

And I'm gonna tell my parents everything,

come back first thing in the morning.

Shh shh shh shh.

Megan, I mean, why us?

I mean, don't you have--

What--what about your roommate?

She's in Maryland.

Well, don't you have any friends?

They've all gone home for the break.

You know what, Megan,
if I had known earlier,

I could've arranged for it.

But we have plans.

Could you, uh,
just give us a minute, Megan?

In what universe do you
just show up and expect--

How did I become her emergency contact?

I get it.

You're probably the most
responsible person she knows.

Yeah, well, that's not my
problem nor is it my fault.

I can't believe that she
doesn't have anybody else.

I can't believe she'd be here if she did.

Come on. She's gotta be pretty desperate.

I am so sorry to interrupt.

I know. I know this is a lot to ask.

My train leaves in 20 minutes

and I don't know what else to do.

Please.

Well, what about something like this?

It's modern, elegant.

Oh.

Kelly's a dancer.

The dress should reveal
a dancer's, uh, gifts.

Ah. Your bride-to-be is a dancer.

Oh, you should see her move.

So sensual.
But, uh, playful and vivacious.

I'm startin' to get the whole picture here.

Mm.

So how'd you two meet?

Las Vegas.
Perfect.

Mm. Why didn't you just get married there?

Well, she wasn't available.

Uh, at the time.

Timing's a killer.

Listen, I have to be honest with you.

This is not the project
I was looking to tackle next.

But why don't I do a few sketches

and I'll get back to you next week.

Like, maybe, uh, thursday.
No, no. No, no.

The dress has to be fitted
and ready by Saturday.

Saturday.
Yes.

Like this Saturday

as in over the holiday weekend
Saturday?

What's the rush?

Kelly just got divorced.
Finally.

You'll understand
when you meet her, Miss Ford.

Well, I would have to work

through the thanksgivingweekend.

I'll make it worth your while.

I would Miss Wendy's
Thanksgiving dinner.

Name your price. I realize
it's a terrible imposition.

No.
No, you don't understand.

I would have to Miss

Wendy's
Thanksgiving dinner.

It's fantastic.
I'll do it.

So what are we talking here?

White, wheat, eggshell, cashew?

Honey, try the crazy dance again.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Here we go.

- Come on. Come on, Kirby.
- Come on.

Little jazz hands, huh, Charlie?

Huh huh? Choo choo.

Uh uh, ooh ooh.

I said, what?
I said, what?

Okay, shh. Shh. He's completely
over the crazy dance.

Well, it was kind of better before.

I mean, now you're sort of
just phoning it in.

You got any better ideas?

Oh, baby.

Make sure all the locks are off the t-bars.

What are the t-bars?

That's not gonna work.
You have to click it.

That's it!
That's it! We did it!

Love it. See?

You don't want that one.

Oho, look at that, champion.

Oh, that's better.

No, Vic, it's a great opportunity.

But it's Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I know.

And then here I'll have to sacrifice

looking for hours over at you and Shane

and Nico and Kirby
while I make awkward small talk

with some random guy from your office.

Okay, I get it.
I get it.

Can you at least come for dessert?

I'll try, but no promises, okay?

Oh, is that your other line

or are you just cutting out on me

'cause you're furious?

Oh, no.
That's my other line.

I'll call you back.
Okay. Bye.

Hello.

Hey, honey, it's me.

Listen, there's been
a slight change in plans.

What's the latest that we
can get there tomorrow?

Why do I hear a baby crying?

Um, well, it's, uh,

it's Charlie.

Charlie?

As in the spawn of your cheating husband

and his evil mistress?

Yeah. Wendy, listen.

It's a really long story,
but I'm desperate.

Do you have any tips
on calming a cranky baby

just in case the co-op board

hasn't already decided to evict me?

Have you tried swaddling him
in a hermes scarf?

very funny.

And, yes.

All right, look...

There we go, Joyce.

Oh, hi.

Try out--try a warm bath in the sink, okay?

Put some lavender in it.
It's very calming.

Look, I gotta go.
My mom's here, okay? Bye.

Wait, Wendy.
Wait, wait, wait.

Hey.
Hi.

The place looks wonderful.

Good. Thank you.
You made it. Mwah.

Well, just barely.

Apparently, there was a confusion

over what track number.

Well, the important thing is
that you're here.

Mm. Well, that's one theory.

Uh, can I get you a scotch, Joyce?

Are you having one?
I'm having two.

Uh-huh. Well, then I will as well. Good.

Not too much ice though, okay?

Ugh.

Now, I hear you're making

an all local meal.
I am.

Good. I just hope
that the turkey doesn't come

from that hippie farmer's market.

You can keep organic.
I will take hygienic.

Thank you very much.

Kids, your grandmother's here.

Grandma!

Kids!

Hello.

Look what I have for you.

Hey, there.

Are you reading yet?

Not really.

Oh?

Has he been t-e-s-t-e-d?

Cheers, Joyce.

Thank you.
And cheers to you too.

My, what a lot of lovely ice.

'Scuse me.

Hello.

Um, it's Josie.

I just wanted to let you know that if--

Look, if I don't get a chance
to listen to those new tracks,

it's not because
I don't want to.

It's just...

Josie, what's going on?
You okay?

Uh, yeah, I'm okay.
It's just Max.

Max is worse.

And he hasn't eaten since last Monday.

And yesterday, the vet told me

that there's nothing
I can do for him.

Well, that's not very good, is it?

Uh, Josie?
His manager.

Oh. Who calls him at home on the Eve

of a holiday?

Well, now, that is dedication.

Her dog's sick. She's a mess.

Listen. Listen.

What are your, um,

what are your holiday plans,
Josie?

Oh, uh, just lighting candles

and weeping.

Well--well--well, you--you--you
shouldn't be alone.

Not at a time like this.

Join us, okay?

I insist.

Just, um, you don't need to bring anything.

Just--just bring Max if you like.

You certainly don't want
to leave him alone.

Thanks.

Thanks, Shane.

Okay.
You know where we are.

Who's Max?
The husband?

The dog.

Whatever happened to just
bringing a bottle of wine?

Vic. Victory.

Back here.

Hang on a sec,
I'll be right back, okay?

You gotta be kidding me, right?

yeah.
I know what you're thinking.

The hair's a little different, right?

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

I hate November.
So sue me.

I lightened it a titch.

Relax. I took an anger management class

at the new school so I'm only thinking

pretty little thoughts now.

But enough about me.

Come say hello to your new client.

You're welcome very much. Kel!

Hey.

Kelly Voight,
Victory Ford.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, a pleasure.

Are--are we working together?

I'm James schyler's fiancee.

Oh.

So come on, Vic.
Dazzle us.

Uh, well, I don't really, um...

I-I-I don't really have very much

because I've--I've just
been baking and sketching.

Sketching, baking.

Is that for me?

Uh, well, it's, um...

L--loosely.

It--it--of course, it would be, um...

L--looser.

Happy Thanksgiving.

You missed the balloons.

It's 10:30?

Megan hasn't called yet?

She probably went out
with her friends last night.

Ten bucks says she won't
call you before noon.

Come on.

Hi, this is Megan.

I'm not available right now
so please leave a message.

Voicemail.

Hey, cupcake.

Mwah.

Ah, so is the, uh, charity dinner

for depressed and dumped singles?

Another male.
Lovely. Just what we need.

Before someone asks me to lace the turkey,

put paper booties on it.

Come here you big lug.

Happy turkey day.

Mwah. Now be careful.
That's the good stuff.

Oh, hey,
I can see that.

Well, I may have, uh, removed

the "Happy holidays from parador pictures."

However, that's just me.

Oh, god.
Really.

Hello. Babies aren't us.

A little help here.

Hi. I do not know how you guys did this.

My grandparents had less stuff

when they got to Ellis island.

Wow.

How you doing, man?

Look, I left ten messages for Megan.

I haven't heard from her.

Is it okay that we're here?

Yes. Hello.
Hi. Hello. I'm sorry.

Do you want to just--

Put him a little higher on your shoulder.

Do you mind if I do it?

I got you. Yeah.

Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Beautiful.

Okay. Shh.

How does he do that?

He's always been able to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, okay.

It's okay, it's okay, okay, okay, okay.

Eh...

There you go.

There.

You still have the touch.

Do you have another pillow?

What do you need another one for?

For your mother's face.

Whoa!
Stop.

What did James tell you about me?

He said that you met in Vegas

and that you were a dancer.

I was, 15 years ago.

I just assumed that when he said

that your divorce was just finalized

that you were--

Right.

Well, look, um,

kel, it's not a total zero, all right?

Look, you've still got a great...

Neckline,

and you've still got that rack.

Let's show it off, and we can work on--

Hey, um,

how about just a little tact?

Just a--
Just a titch.

Kelly, I really apologize.

It's tough to design for someone

that you've never met before.

Well, that's clear.

How about if I added a dolman sleeve?

Stop.

I don't even know why I'm doing this.

The last thing I need is
to be walking down the aisle

looking like--
Come on, kel.

No.

If there's gonna be laughs at my wedding,

it'd better be because
of the best man's toast.

Well, I don't think anybody
would laugh at this.

Wow. Swing and a hit.

Don't sound so surprised.

Well, I'm not the one
that came up with that.

Oh, this is totally different.

This is almost... Lovely.

Well, let's go have a cup of tea

because I am not gonna settle for "Almost."

Hi, I'm Maddie.

Kirby.
Hi.

I'm Kirby.

Sal.
Hey, do you guys mind

if I turn on the
Detroit-Tennessee game?

Oh, no, please.
I love football.

More than you love shucking corn?

'Cause there's about 15 more of these

with your name on them.
Mom--

And you can do it in front of the TV.

This way, you can indulge
two of your passions at once.

Fumble.

Oh, yeah!
All right!

Detroit lost the ball.

Oh, they should have made that--

Just hit him.
Yeah, hit him. Get him!

Wendy, are they kidding with this?

I got this.

Come in.

I've got it.
I give up.

Here we go. Ooh.

Oh, hi. Hey.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, thank you so much for having me.

Such a treat for us that you could be here

on such short notice.

Nico Reilly, this is Josie Scotto.

Hi.
Hi.

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Hello, Josie.
How are you holding up?

Did you bring Max with you?

I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.

No, no. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.

Let me get you a drink.
Is he not doing any better?

He's gone.

Oh.

Oh.

Who's Max?

Dog. Dead.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

It was about an hour ago, he passed away,

and I just didn't know what to do.

So, um...

I just came over.

He's back there right now.

He's under my bed.

His eyes are open.

And I just--

I-I don't--want to go back there alone.

No, no, of course.
Of course.

Don't you have a neighbor

or maybe someone from the building?

No. He was my best friend.

Well, Shane, why don't, uh,

why don't you go help?

Uh, yeah.

Shouldn't take too long, right?

Yeah. No, go.
Yeah, go, go, go.

Anyway, please, everyone, just please,

uh, try to forget that I was here,

and everyone please have
a happy Thanksgiving.

Um...

Sorry.

We're--we're good.
We're good.

Bye, honey.

Shouldn't be long.

Bye.

It's all right.

Mm-mm.

Phew, that was close.

I was concerned for you there. Really?

Where was your concern

when you did everything
that you could to sabotage me?

Hey, I'm not one to live in the past, okay?

It can cause ulcers.

Look, I was hoping that
any green I throw your way now

could make up for any overages I incurred

during the store's opening.

And I accept your apology too.

Thank you very much.

It needs work.

Always the critic.

How about I make us some food, huh?

That sound good?

Oh, my god, you've got
ten pounds of fruit in here.

Yeah, I was supposed to make a dessert.

Wendy's doing this locavore Thanksgiving.

A what?

It's when all the ingredients

have to come within 100 miles of the area.

Okay, you know what that is?

That is skinny white girls

with too much time on their hands.

There's a bodega up the block.

I'm gonna go get us some real food.

Freakin' Thanksgiving, am I right?

Yeah, so why are you spending it here?

Me and my family don't really click.

Besides,

to you, it's Thanksgiving.

To me, it's just thursday.

You know, he may have
been a dachshund, Shane,

but he had the heart of a lion.

Well said, Josie.
Well said.

Oh, hi, can I, um--

I've got a dead dog and I need to, um--

I need to, uh, pick--

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Um...

You know, the guy from acker merrall

said that this is supposed to be fabulous,

but my nose is so stuffed up,
I can't even tell,

so I'm gonna let you be the judge.

No, I really shouldn't.

Um, Josie?

It's too late.
I already opened it.

Well, um, listen,

the guy at 311--
Do you want to smell it?

Oh, yeah, it's lovely.

Do you want to watch the game?
I need a diversion.

Oh, yeah.

Listen, I am under a bit of a time crunch.

Do you think that we
see our pets after we die?

What?

Well, uh, yeah, it's possible.

Puppies or full-grown?

Not entirely sure.

Um, listen.

There are no city services
over the holiday,

and the earliest they can
pick the dog up is Saturday.

Saturday?
No, no, no, no, no.

That's not gonna work.

Saturday? What am I
supposed to do till then?

What am I supposed to do with him?

I mean, where am I supposed to sleep?

Could be difficult.

We need machengo and crackers with this.

I'm gonna make some more calls.

Okay, you ready for sleepy-time, Charles.

Okay.

Did you just call him Charles?

What?
No, I called him Charlie.

Okay.

Hey, why don't you take him out
for some fresh air?

You know, it might help.

Don't worry, I'm okay with the cooking.

Are you sure?
Really? Uh-huh.

Hey, Kirby, want to go for a walk?

It's half-time, right?

Half-time?
It's set point at wimbledon!

You're going down, smalls.

You're bringing it.

You have a beautiful baby.

Oh, thank you.

Tiny miracles, aren't they?

You're very lucky.

You must be very happy.

Have a--bye.
See you.

Okay, well,
I understand.

Um, yeah. Any suggestions
on who I might call?

Right. Cheers.

Oh, damn.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

Um...

What?

Uh, no luck at the, uh,

at the animal hospital, afraid to say.

Why isn't he picking up?

He always picks up.

Oh!

Oh, look, you're calling me.

Hello.

Josie, um, is Shane still there?

Oh, hi, Wendy.

Yes.

In fact, he is not only still here,

he is my official hero. I just--
I can't thank you enough.

He's been so helpful.

We'll honor him later.

Can I talk to him, please?

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you might have to wait.

The lions are about to kick
this field goal.

It's Wendy.
Yeah.

All right, Wendy.
Oh!

Ohh...

Hey, how's the game going?

Uh, I'm not watching it.

It's just on in the background.

Really?

What's happening in the foreground?

Any idea when you might be returning

to your family for Thanksgiving dinner?

Um...

Listen, I'm trying to get out of here

as soon as I can,
but she's a little bit unhinged

and I'm dealing with dead dog
on the holiday weekend issues.

Well, then I guess somebody
needs to invest in a cooler.

We're eating at 4:00.

You know what
I was thinking?

Don't can that
first design you came up with.

I want to put my nameon that.

Why? Are you getting married soon?

No. You?

No.

Why do you ask?

You asked first.

Hey, it's not

an outrageous question.

You had prospects,
I had stalkers.

What's going on with you and Joe?

Nothing.
Not a thing.

You'd have to ask him.

Well, he ain't here.

He sold me back my business.

Well, he gave it to me as a gift.

A parting gift.

Really?

So what are we doing here?

At what point do we call the police?

I don't think that's the smartest move.

Babe, she's eight hours late
picking up her child.

Well, calling the police

is just gonna get child services involved.

What's wrong with--

Child services should get involved.

Wasn't this your idea

to help her out in the first place?

To baby-sit for a night?
Absolutely. All me.

This, this is way beyond that.

You know what?

Can we just enjoy him for a minute?

He's finally calm and happy.

Can we just do that?

Hi, buddy.

Hi.

Here we go.

Oh! What's that?

Appetizers. Celery with a bluefish pate.

I'll wait for dinner.

Oh, well, don't.
It may be a while.

Trouble in the kitchen?

No. We're waiting on Shane.

So, hey, how is it?
Tasty?

I need water.

Someday you're going to
have to explain to me

the composer-manager relationship.

Ma, please.

Come on,
I don't believe

you're not even curious

as to whether or not
this woman even has a dog.

Your experience, mom, is not mine, okay?

Oh, baby, I know.
It's all right.

Uh, not showing up for holidays

is right out of your father's playbook.

I don't mean to imply

that Shane is at all like your father.

It's just, men can be
so absurdly predictable.

Was it a one-time thing, dad cheating?

Hardly.

He may have been late
to the summer of love,

but he was determined
to be the last to leave.

How'd you live with it, mom?

There were cooling off periods,

and he flirted with monogamy.

It was a rotten marriage.

Rotten.

But how can I complain when I see what came

of an ill-advised attempt to save it?

Megan, where are you?

Do you realize we should have
called the police by now?

I'm not coming back.

What?

I can't take care of him.

Megan, listen to me.

Take a deep breath.

What happened with your parents?

It doesn't matter.

I can't do it.

Megan, listen to me.

It's a little late to be deciding

that you can't take care of a child.

I can't do it.

I can't.

Because you're a better mother
than I could ever be.

And it's better this way.

Megan.

Megan.

Was that her?

Uh, no, it was,

um, it was someone from work.

The January cover fell through.

It never ends.

This was his favorite spot.

Oh, yeah, it's lovely.

Should be happy here.

Do you think that we should find

some kind of marker

or maybe a little mini headstone?

Well, I saw a sign
prohibiting frisbee throwing,

so I rather suspect they frown
on burying pets.

Oh.
So, um, listen.

We could probably grab a cab

around here somewhere.

I can drop you off first and then--

I'm just gonna need a few minutes with him.

Um, Josie, I-I--

I've really got to get back.

You know, he was sick for a long time.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I think he was just trying
to hang in there, you know?

Until he knew that I'd found someone to...

Take his place in my life.

Yeah.

Shut up and put down the shovel.

Kelly, how's it going in there?

Do you need help?

Keep in mind

that she was totally hosed

by the time crunch, okay?

Oh, my--

Where's the rice?

So, what do you think?

How do you feel?

Like I should just grab a pair of sweats

and just do this down at city hall.

What? Come on, Kelly.

You are a vision.

Of what?

Dahlia.
What?

Would you make Kelly a cup of tea?

Sure.

Unzip me, please.

Wait.

Can I just say one thing?

Maybe I made some wrong
assumptions about you

before I met you,

but the man you're marrying,

he knows you pretty damn well.

And he described you as playful

and sensuous.

He did?
Yes.

And vivacious.

Sorry.

Hey, you know,

and unless they changed the meaning on me,

he's right, you're vivacious.

And he used those words to describe you

because that's what he sees
when he looks at you.

He's not marrying a dress, Kelly.

And if James can see you like that,

why can't you?

Kelly,

I think you look gorgeous.

Um...

Oh.

Okay, uh,

before we start,
I just want to say

that, uh,
I think we all have a lot

to be thankful for.

And I love all of you.

We love you too.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Wait. Where's dad?

You probably missed your dinner.

I feel terrible.

Oh, it's not your fault.

I'll probably get back for seconds.

But I, uh,
I do have to go now.

Yeah. Let me just write you
a check for the fine.

No, no, no, no.
It's okay.

Oh, no, no, no, please, please.

I just feel like I--

Please, no problem.

Uh, taxi.

I gotta go.

Let me take that.
And I'll call you.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

And, uh, happy Thanksgiving.

Yes.
Happy Thanksgiving.

You are gonna love this stuff.

It's called coquito.

Coquito.

Yep.

A little bit of coconut

and a whole lot of rum.

Salud.

Cheers.

Mmm, that is outrageous.

And the cinnamon's from Washington heights.

That's local enough, right?

Did you see that woman's face
when she left here?

You changed her life.

Well, I don't know about that.

Would I lie to you?

Without batting an eyelash.

Jeez, you are like a dog with a bone,

you know that?

But seriously,

I gotta tell you, you got a gift.

You really do.

What I can't figure out

is how you can make a perfect stranger

feel that great,

but you can't do it for yourself.

Did anyone ever tell you

that you have two
very distinct personalities?

My ex would say about seven.

Well, trust me.

This is the one that you should keep.

All the other ones blow.

Bee-yatch.

Come here.

Do you see Wendy?

Are you looking at Wendy?

Bye-bye.

Hey, Wendy, can you help me with him?

This is so good.
Very good.

Do you know where she was calling from? No.

Do you know anything about her parents?

I mean, they're the ones
that will get custody,

you know, unless Charles'
parents put up a fight,

but you gotta talkto sal.

You just have to talk to him.

He's not that kind of lawyer,
but he can help.

I want to keep him.

What?

If his mother can't take care of him,

I want to try and keep him.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, dad.

Hey, sweet pea.

Daddy's home.

Imagine that.

There's a plate of food in the microwave.

Ah, brilliant.

I'll just, uh,

freshen up.

Oh, come on.
You can eat more than that.

I slaved over those cookies.

I wouldn't take too long.

Sal's about to leave.

You might want to say good-bye
before you say hello.

Wendy.

You have no idea where
this day ended up, okay?

Looks like it's not over yet.

Kid, I love you.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Here, here.

There we go.

Ah, okay.

There you go.

Hi.

Oh, wow. Hi!

Hey, sal.
Hi.

You guys remember Dahlia.

Uh, yeah.

Relax, I won't bite.
New and improved.

Spayed and declawed, more or less.

It's a long story,
and it's more or less true.

Okay.
Well, have you eaten?

She's been feeding meall day.

Yeah. And we made dessert.
Tres leches.

Thank you.
And coquitos.

Okay.

Thank you.

Tres leches.
A, b, c, delicioso, huh?

Yes.

I'm so glad you made it.

Me too.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Coquitos. Coquitos.
Oh, yeah.

Oh, he really is beautiful, isn't he?

It's even better cold, huh?

I like having him around.

For how long?

Can I talk to you?

Yeah. Just watch his little head.

Can you--
Can you help her?

What's going on?

That was Megan on the phone,

and I don't think that she's
coming back anytime soon.

When did you plan on telling me that?

I don't know.

Now. At home.

It's just--it's--

It's all happening really quickly.

Don't treat me like I'm stupid.

What?

Yeah, it was fine, playing
mommy and daddy for one night,

but that was it.

Kirby, I don't know how to explain this.

I don't really understand it,

but, um...

I just feel that there's a real connection

between me and this child.

I'm not asking you to explain it.

But if this is gonna be something

that's gonna cause you
to stop being honest with me,

then, uh,

I think we got a problem.

Kirby.

Wendy.
Yep.

I'm sorry I was gone for most of the day.

That's okay.

It turned out to be a nice holiday.

Yeah, it was great,
and the food was terrific.

Mmm.

I just--I just wish

I could have been a bit more

of a help to you, that's all.

Well, it's okay.

Were you at least a help to Josie?

Yeah.
I think I was. Yeah.

Well, good.
She clearly needed it.

Looks like somebody left a party favor.

Heh! Well, throw it in there.

Hopefully Charlie comes
with a large supply.

Hmm. Haven't we got
a box of these somewhere?

Taylor's? Yeah,
I think in the closet.

I'm glad we kept them.

Why? You got the sudden urge
to suck your thumb?

No. I'd like to have another.

You are talking about
another piece of pie, right?

A baby.

I think we should have another baby.

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