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Oh, JJ wants you to drop by today.

- Crap.

I'll go now.

- You got the high school.

That's today?

- Can't bowl on Thursday, PTA meeting.

Your speech.

- Whoo! Now that's a cowboy.

- You like rodeos?

Semper Fi.

- Hey, stay in the goddamn car, alright?

- Let's have a big hand for his daughter,

Sheriff Rainy Lawson.

- Think I can make it?

Not bad, huh?

- You retired his jersey?

- What do you see in this asshole anyway?

- He ain't so bad. - He ain't so good either is he?

- It says something

about the character of my father that this town

still remembers him fondly enough

to give him this great honor.

What position do you play, Jake?

Quarterback.

Did I say something funny?

- Uh ma'am, Jake is sort of famous around here.

Hey, get the fuck away from my car.

- Well, if this town knew how little I know about football,

then I'd have never been elected.

- Get the fuck back, crip.

- You get the fuck back.

- Joey! Leave him be.

- You want me to take your little ass

and throw you in that fucking dumpster over there?

- Try it.

- Fuck.

- Get outta the car.

You can get outta the car.

Get outta the car.

- Get outta the way.

Get outta the car.

- Get outta the fuckin'

Hey, get outta the way.

- Get in here.

- What do you think you're doing?

You can get outta the the car.

Get outta the way.

Get outta the car.

I said get back.

Rest easy, Lieutenant Dan.

Damn shame about Lieutenant Dan.

- Do you know his real name?

- I believe he was a Stinchcomb.

Lady said it was an older red sporty car.

- Would you take care of that please?

- Yeah.

Folks, would you please

get back behind the gas pumps?

- Yay!

- What the? Go get that!

Come on.

Come on.

Okay.

- Okay, we have everything.

Can you see if you can locate a relative?

- Yeah, I think that.

- Well, where's the hubcap?

- I, I, I put it right there.

- Check the dumpster again.

- Look, I put it right on that table.

You know when I was carrying it,

it kind of twitched like a, like a...

- What are you saying, Poole?

It didn't just walk away.

I gotta go by JJ's.

Wanna keep me company?

- I um, sure.

Yeah. I'll come along.

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Well, you asked me to write you a speech.

- Dedicated to the proposition that being cute,

could get a girl through math class.

- You were cute and I remember helping you with math.

You were here, what, two years?

- Freshman year and half my sophomore year.

- Your mom passed what, your senior year?

- Week after I graduated.

- Right? Just pull over.

- I forgot his birthday.

- No, his birthday's next week.

So this is the day that he uh,

well, and it's the day

that he offered me the job 20 years ago.

Come on.

I'll wait here.

- You big chicken.

Look, there in the tree line.

How anyone could kill such beautiful creatures is beyond me.

- Well some hunt to put food on the table.

- Montel, would you get the sheriff something?

Sweet tea?

- Water will be fine.

- So, I would like you to attend

a luncheon with me tomorrow.

- Lester will be there. You know him.

And we have approved funds to hire a new deputy.

- She wants to hire the Black woman.

- Who?

That Detroit homicide detective.

- She's a grandmother.

- Since when has diversity been important to Republicans?

- It's got something to do with money.

You can bet on that.

Run! Run!

- Goodnight, Rainy. - Goodnight, Poole

- Somebody die here today?

- Well, we sent him to the coroner, so I hope so.

Y'all staying outta trouble?

- Yes ma'am.

- Okay.

- Damn, I'd hit that.

- She looks kinda like a man.

- Your mom kinda looks like a man.

A couple years ago she really looked like a dude.

- What happened?

- That crippled guy got run over.

Hey, listen to this.

This morning it just made a chunking sound.

Took me four times to get it to crank.

- It's your starter. 80 bucks.

- You'll help me change it?

- Sure. Two bolts.

- Hey, we got a party at the barn Friday night.

Drop by.

- Sure.

- Why'd you invite the nerd boy?

- Shut up.

Montel knows cars.

- You know they only TeePee the popular girls.

Daddy's still pissed.

- He'll get over it.

Have a good night.

What's up, Poole?

Fred Stinchcomb, army vet.

Lost the use of his legs in the first Iraq war.

Friendly fire hit his Bradley.

Used to have long hair.

That's why everyone called him Lieutenant Dan,

you know like from Forest Gump?

- Look, stay on the outside.

- I promise.

Alright.

- Don't, don't you wanna talk or, or something first?

- You know how pretty you look?

You're running outside of your dreams

The vivid image lies beneath

- Jake!

You promised.

- I promise I won't do it again.

I promise.

- Okay.

- You do look pretty.

Come here.

Your unplugged mind is on stage three

Damn it, Lawson.

- Jake, no!

I said no!

Marching to the right side of the sun

- Help.

- EMTs picked him up, but the young man's cut up pretty bad.

- The deputy suggested the hubcap?

- He said "Could it be a hubcap?"

- You didn't see anyone?

- I was scared.

You know what Jake was trying to-

- But you weren't ready to-

- Yeah, right.

I told him to stop.

That's when the hubcap attacked.

Like, like it was trying to protect me.

- I'm gonna give you something to protect you.

Gladys, do you have copies of the resumes

you sent to Jacky?

- Oh yeah. In the Jacky folder.

- What is this one doing in the folder?

- Oh, you told me to put all the qualified candidates in-

- I said she was overqualified.

- She's qualified.

I put it there. That's where I thought you wanted.

- If you're confused about what I want or mean,

ask me a question.

- Excuse me.

- Want me to talk to the quarterback?

Jock to jock.

- I got this.

Chapman, try standing closer to the razor.

- Maybe Black or Mexican.

It was dark.

- And he attacked you with?

- I was trying to protect Sarah.

- Doctor, do you have a report?

- Yeah. Right here.

Pretty severe cut on his right hand.

And possible nerve damage.

- Is that your passing hand, Jake?

- Yes ma'am.

- Well, did she say anything about it being a hubcap

before you asked her?

- She said it was silver.

- Silver sword, silver tire tool?

- I mighta said it.

It was on that table and then it disappeared.

Where did it go?

- They were on sale two for one.

You really think it was the hubcap?

- Look, it pulsed in my hand.

Like, like...

Alright, so now we have a 200 pound brown assailant.

That make you happy?

- Chapman, run a DMV check and get a list

of all older model red sporty cars registered in the county.

- What if it ain't in this county?

- Well, we'll start here and then work our way out.

Poole, if you were missing a hubcap, where would you go?

- The Hubcap Store in Pickens.

- Check it out, Poole, there's a possessed tire.

Looking for your hubcap?

If there's nerve damage there,

then that there is a worry.

Any idea who attacked him?

Hey, you'd have to ask the police that.

Well they say it was a hubcap.

Yeah, that girl sheriff is investigating.

Yeah, that's Sheriff Lawson.

Jake Kinnard, folks, is attacked by a hubcap

and the cowboys' season is in jeopardy.

Let's hope Sheriff Lawson's out there

looking for the attacker.

We had her on our morning show and she's a real looker.

She's a real pack of crackers.

Pack of-

- Stupid.

All right

- You ever get anybody in here looking to buy one hubcap?

- Yeah.

We sell hubcaps.

- How about looking to buy a hubcap

for an older red sporty car?

- Frankie, we got anybody in here

looking for a hubcap for a red sports car?

- We had that LeMans yesterday.

- That's a white Pontiac.

What other kind of car are you looking for

besides a red one?

- Older, sporty.

- Here's my card.

Gimme a call if someone does come asking for one.

- Sure.

Hey there, Sheriff.

Got your cowboy right here.

You like rodeos?

So, I'm taking you to the rodeo?

- Girls learn early how to turn down boys.

- How to lie, you mean.

- He's a voter!

- You know what puzzles me about this case?

Why that girl would not give it up to the quarterback.

- Stop that.

Sarah's sweet.

- But he's the quarterback for Gosh sakes.

That used to count for something.

Barbecue for lunch?

- Oh no, I have a luncheon with JJ.

- 290 Jobs.

- It means $20 million for Gibson County.

The prison's going on land you own?

- Several of us own the land.

Lester, how much do you have?

- 17 Acres. Give or take.

- What are you asking of me?

- Nothing.

We just don't want you to oppose it.

- Your daddy wanted to have the only jail in this county.

- No, I think he was just against for-profit prisons.

- Your daddy was the last of a dying breed.

Trump took 73% of this county.

You're smart.

You could be the next Republican sheriff

- I think I did okay running as a Democrat.

- Sweetheart, you had sympathy on your side.

This county is red.

Wouldn't it be nice to run without any opposition?

- What's the catch?

- No catch, but-

- Your daddy had a reputation

for being soft on drug users.

"Some people call them criminals.

I call them constituents."

- Sounds like Daddy.

- We have a real problem now.

It's not moonshine, it's meth.

We even have heroin in our county.

- The prison folks just want-

- A law enforcement friendly county.

- What's your background?

- I was a derivatives trader

until the bottom fell out eight years ago.

And I thought, prisons!

- A real growth industry.

- Exactly.

- We also need an integrated law enforcement.

No Fergusons.

- So you want me to up the drug arrests

using Black deputies?

- It would also be helpful if you actually wore a gun.

We're rather big on the Second Amendment here.

- Daddy never wore a gun.

- Your daddy wanted us to be Mayberry.

Gibson County is growing.

Let's grow together.

Shit!

Fuck that.

- You're lucky.

I pulled your daddy's truck out two years ago.

- Seat belts save lives.

- Damn right they do.

- Rookie mistake.

Not gonna catch no motorcycles on the mountain.

- Aren't you supposed to be doing something?

How many red sports cars do you have on the list?

- 27. Before 1990.

- You and Poole ought to be able

to knock those out in two days.

Rodeo?

- You said I was taking you.

- I want you two riding together today.

- Oh fun. - I'm thrilled.

- We should've hired Othello Ellis.

Remember that crazy SOB?

He's policing in Habersham now.

Part of that whole shit blowing up the kid.

- No knock warrant. That sucked.

- The insurance companies

just try to get the patients

discharged as quickly as possible.

- Yeah, the VA hospital's the same way.

- Were you Army?

- Yeah, Iraq. Two tours.

Nice.

Larry, you know those are wheel covers, not hubcaps.

- I told you! - Shut up.

- I'll take this one. You get the next one.

- Well, some of the bruises

are consistent with blunt trauma.

Some of the lacerations are consistent

with a sharper object.

But I'd have to see the weapon to draw any firm conclusions.

- People are making fun of me.

- You gonna be ready when the season opens, Jake?

- I've got feeling back in all my fingers.

- Well, that's a good sign, right Doc?

- It's a great sign.

Boxing?

- First rule of fight club.

Randy, Randy, I love you

Oh, I love you at the same time I hate you

Oh, I need you and what can I do

When you hurt me

You come around, I can take it

When you're here, don't have to fake it

- Oh shit.

I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

Cum as fast as you can

- Your old man home?

I need my handyman

- No.

Hey

Randy, Randy, you're too hard

Late at night I kill the light

- What took you so long?

- I thought I came pretty quick.

That's it.

- No it ain't.

This here's a '66.

It's got a 14 inch rim.

Yours is '65, 13 inch rim.

I ain't got that.

- Well can you get it for me?

- Maybe.

You like rodeos?

- Maybe

'65 Ford Mustang hubcap.

- You too damn dumb to get a license tag number.

- I got something even better.

- Hi ma'am.

We're checking vehicle registrations

and there's a red Firebird registered to this address.

- We're separated.

- Nice ride.

How fast does your daddy let you go?

- He's on the moon.

He's a astronaut.

- I have no idea where he's at.

- No idea?

- Maybe Colorado.

That's where his girlfriend's at.

- Can you do me a favor?

We're looking for a hubcap.

So you see one, you let me know, okay?

- What's a hubcap?

- It's a shiny thing.

Kinda like a big plate.

- I saw a shiny thing. - You did?

You saw a shiny thing?

- It was rolling.

It was?

Where was it rolling at?

- That way. - It went that way?

We got the lead from Hubcap Store in Pickens.

- Lieutenant Dan reincarnated himself

and came back as a hubcap.

- An inanimate object is spirit possession.

Reincarnation is when you come back

as a, as another living thing, like an eagle.

Now that's how I'd like to come back.

- You could see through girls windows.

- That's what you would do.

Come back at some peeping Tom owl or something.

- I'd come back as a Bonobo.

- Bo no what?

- Bonobo. It's an ape.

They just lie around having sex all day long.

- Right. - Seriously.

A female bonobo has a man's sex drive.

They'll screw anything.

- Bonobo.

- Bonobo.

- The last time you borrowed it,

you didn't put gas in it.

Well you said you would.

You got a girl looking for a hubcap?

- Yep.

- You know the color of the car?

- Nope.

You get her license number?

- Frankie got her phone number.

- Let's call her up and ask her the color of the car then.

- And why would I do that?

- What's your name?

Frankie?

- I did ask her to the rodeo.

- Can you, I got another call, hold on.

Hello?

- Hey uh, can't wait for the rodeo.

- Who is this? - Frankie.

From the store, the Hubcap Store.

- Um, I'm on the other line, so-

- Okay. Right.

Wha, what was the color of that, that car

with the missing hubcap?

- It's uh, it's white.

Why?

- White?

I had a real nice policeman come in here earlier

asking about a red car with a missing hubcap.

- Well, this one's white.

Can you call me back?

- Oh, just a sec.

Bull riding, it uh, gets me all worked up.

Real passionate and shit.

Does that scare ya?

No.

- Good, good. I like that.

- How worked up do you get?

- Hey, uh hon. I'll call you back.

I greased up those skids real nice for you, Frankie.

All yours.

- Well, I'm not a idiot.

I told him your car was white.

Yeah.

Charlie one five

Charlie one five. To Charlie 1-6.

We have an explosion, multiple casualties. Over.

- No!

- No!

Where'd you sleep at last night?

- Baby!

- Stay out. You ain't coming in here.

- The fuck I ain't. - You stayed out all night.

You can stay out all day too.

- That's my damn trailer.

- That's your damn truck.

You could stay in it until you decide you wanna come home

and stay with me.

- Baby.

- Stay out.

- Get the fuck out my way.

Jesus.

Get off me.

Jesus.

- It was a hubcap.

Wait a day

- Hey. Come on in.

Might as well stay awhile

Here with me

Where the breeze blows

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

Just say now

Time grows shorter

Then we dream

Awake, I scream out loud

Leading, leads us home

Keeps around my soul

Should a quiet spell

Could I fall to tell

Face this face to face

'Neath a quiet place

Hold me tighter still

Tighter still

- The police are looking for you.

You're done.

It's over.

You do not need to get your fucking bowling ball.

- How do you know Tommy Douglas?

- We played football together.

He's got a few priors on his record for some small shit.

Pretty much a downhill skid since high school.

I know his sister real well.

- Oh, spare me the details.

- I'd like to know your details.

- We have nothing in common.

We got Fallujah in common.

You're hot, I'm hot.

And we're both single.

- You work for me!

- That's kind of a turn on.

- And it just waved and I waved back.

But I didn't mean for it to kill my husband.

I loved him.

- We have a killer hubcap on the loose

in Gibson County, Georgia.

I can't make this stuff up.

Yeah, I, I know, right?

It's Georgia.

- Helen goes on for three minutes

about the Gibson killer hubcap.

I've gotten phone calls from three Atlanta news stations.

- Well, she's been hospitalized six times

as a domestic violence victim.

- Okay, so she killed her husband.

Sweetie, we've got a PR problem.

I wanna get ahead of the story, alright?

Let's call a press conference.

- Well it seems like a great place to raise grandchildren.

And we have a pretty tight budget

with tax revenues down.

- I'll most likely take any offer.

- It's a very small force-

- Is this the lady we're hiring?

- Gladys, the offer go out?

I called her. She accepted.

- Hot damn. We gotta be all politically correct now?

Are we hiring a wetback too?

- Cut the racial slurs, Chapman.

I'd like you to work tonight.

Stay still

Shit!

Watch the fucking road.

- Check it out.

And I'm gonna promise you

That you won't feel a thing

It's all in your head

At least that's what she said

Stay still she said

- Hey Tommy.

- Hey Charles.

- Been drinking?

- Couple of beers.

- Sheriff asked for me to pull you over.

You know why?

- I ain't seen her in hell, 15 years.

I took her to the prom.

- You took her to prom? - Senior year.

She was a freshman.

- You popped that cherry.

- Nah, nothing like that.

- You got something. I know you did.

- Nothing. I didn't even kiss her.

- No kiss? - No kiss.

- Maybe that's why she's got a hard on for you then.

Well, I'm just gonna write you up a ticket

for having no seatbelt so she knows I've been doing my job.

- You could.

But then you'd miss that car with the bad tail light.

It's so damn easy for you to say

- Oh fuck. Cop Larry, cop!

Boss can you hold it on too tight

License and registration.

- Yes sir.

Larry, the trunk.

Larry, stay in the car.

- Shut up.

Don't open the trunk.

Dumb ass.

- Did I tell you to get out the vehicle?

- Officer, I just wanted to tell you.

I, I know that I have a tail light out.

You've been knowingly operating an unsafe vehicle?

- I was just trying to help.

- You want to help?

Open up that trunk then.

Don't open the fucking,

he's opening the fucking trunk.

- You kids stealing hubcaps?

- No, sir.

We're collecting them.

It's a football thing.

You know the story about the kill-

- I know the story.

- You let him take the beer?

- Shut the fuck up.

He didn't take your weed!

- Do you believe Jesus is God?

- Yeah. - Well, he wasn't.

Not before the Council of Nicea.

We should lose our virginity together.

Tonight.

- You don't believe God.

- I don't believe in the flying hubcaps.

- I saw the hubcap.

- I've got protection.

- So do I.

Just how to be free

What's up, fuckers?

- Where's the beer, Croff?

- Cops lifted two cases, but they didn't get Croff's weed.

Fucking cops suck.

- Croff, go get your weed.

- People will smoke it all.

- Don't be a bitch, Crawford.

- How about a little sugar? - How about a little weed?

- Feel this?

- You're not exactly my type.

- So, I'm not your type.

But you'll smoke my weed?

- That's exactly right.

I know what you want.

- Whoa. Fuck you!

Keep your fucking pot!

- Stop.

Fuck you. Get off me.

Don't be a bitch.

- Fucking cock sucker!

- Teasing ass bitch!

You seriously need to go to the hospital.

You need to get it looked at.

- Your nose is fucked! - It was the hubcap.

- Have a toke, dude.

It's Lieutenant Dan's spirit seeking revenge.

- Really?

- This is Bev Tyler.

- Hey. - We just had

a homicide, detective.

- I heard.

Killer hubcap on the loose, searching for vengeance,

attacks local football hero then kills a man!

Ugh, community in terror.

- How'd you get that story?

I have my sources.

- Reminder, rodeo's tonight.

- Rodeo? - Yeah.

Entertainment's pretty limited in Gibson County.

- Well, it sounds like fun to me.

- Found out why sheriff's got a hard on for Tommy Douglas.

- Yeah? - He popped her cherry.

- Right.

-He took her to prom. She was a freshman.

- I bet.

- This is the hospital.

They've got a boy down there

that's been attacked by a hubcap.

- He hit his face on the trunk latch

and that could account for all the damage.

- But the hubcap attacked him and caused him to fall?

- Right? Yeah, that's the story.

But just like our quarterback,

he's starting to back off a bit.

Please.

- So, tell me what happened.

Little alcohol involved?

- Not much.

Your deputy took all of our beer.

- Who took your beer?

- Chapman.

- Can we see Mike?

- We call him Crawford, Croff.

- He's a little out of it.

We just gave him a sedative.

- Alright, I'd like to hear a little bit more

about the beer that was taken.

- It was the hubcap, wasn't it?

- It was, it was the hubcap.

Well I woke up this morning, whatdya think I saw

Saw my baby, she's walking out of my back door

Say come back in here baby, tell me where have you been

Said I been around messing around with all your friends

So I packed my bag and I walked on down the road

Turn around, I ain't turnin' 'round no more

Down the road, ain't comin' back again

Gentlemen here tonight,

I've got a question for you.

Are you proud of your hometown heroes?

Are you proud of the men and women

that serve this great country?

Oh, it is time.

- Just enjoy yourself.

Saturday Night live

as we get ready to kick things off.

If that bronc runs around here.

Uh oh. It's all right.

It's all right.

That's just what a horse looks like when he is laying down.

- What time does the bull riding start?

- Um, it's what, about 30 minutes.

The winningest cowboy this season

We're back home in Georgia.

Home of the Bulldogs

- I gotta go pee pee.

- Say, we have to use the restroom.

- Okay.

- I'll take him.

- We're close enough, Jeff,

I feel the need to ask if we have any techies.

Any tech fans in the house?

Nerds.

Thumbs up.

Hey dude, I'm gonna tell you what, dude,

I'm gonna tell you something about the parade.

- Same shirt.

Sam's Western Wear?

Walmart, $8.

So I packed my things and I'm go on down the road

Keep on walkin' and I ain't turnin' 'round no more

See you later, never come again

Drink all night and raise some hell

Pick up all the women in town

And I been around the block

- You wanna join Monica and me at church on Sunday?

What's the sermon?

- The sermon is you can't get reelected

by being both a Democrat and not attending church.

I'm gonna rope you like this

See those cowboys?

They're checking you out over there.

Well here's my dance partner.

Get your zipper off the tracks

Come on and give me a kiss

- Cheers.

I'll even take off my hat

Girl, I can't wait to cross your welcome mat

Show me how you rope

Now, saddle on up to your partner

Hip to hip

Step left, step right

Gimme a spin

Dip right, now dip right

Gimme three hand claps

There you go

'Cause we can take it fast or we can take it slow

Girl, when it comes to these hands

I know where they go

- Old boyfriend?

- Right...

I'm gonna rope you like that

I'm gonna pull you real close and do a two-step

Get your zipper off the tracks

Come on and give me a kiss

- What was that?

- I'll even take off my hat

- Go check...

Cross your welcome mat

Girl I can't wait to cross your welcome mat

- You are so sexy.

Whoa

She swore she'd never kiss him

- Hey, you two-step?

But he just wasn't her type

But her heart was achin'

And he felt just right

She'd have been forsaken

By the cheatin' kind

The kind she be forgettin'

With him by her side

And blue eyes never lie

Beneath the moonlit sky

So tonight he's gonna be by her side

- Cowboys are just testosterone buckets in chaps.

- Like that's a bad thing?

- This was fun. Thanks for inviting me.

- So good to see you. - You too.

Bye!

- I didn't say you could do that yet.

- Hey, hey, hey.

Don't be in such a hurry.

- Thanks for the dance.

- Whoa, you're a hot number.

- You have my arm.

And you got some guns too, little woman.

- Take your hand off my arm.

- Hey, I just, I just wanna talk.

- If you don't take your hand off my arm in three seconds,

I will arrest you.

Three, two.

- Are you gonna disappoint me?

- Probably.

I created you a log-on in Windows.

- I have to share a computer?

- Yeah, with the deputies.

Unless you wanna buy your own.

Sheriff will be in soon.

You want some cake?

- She's been making that cake for over 20 years.

- Let me guess, she lives at the top of a mountain.

- Yep.

What a power play.

Everyone has to climb the mountain

and bow before the county queen.

- She's not all bad.

- Wow.

Hi.

Beverly, this is Jacky James,

Chairman of the County Commission.

Beverly, I am so pleased to meet you.

- I'm just Bev, please.

- Oh, ditto here.

- I'm just JJ.

Especially if I'm being talked about behind my back.

- Well, I will try to remember that

when talking behind your back, JJ.

I like this lady.

We're expecting big things out of you.

- Your hair is absolutely exquisite.

- Why thank you.

- You know, there's a law here

against black people living above 3000 feet.

Enjoy the view while you can.

- Sheriff Lawson, Gibson County

is the smallest county in Georgia.

- Oh no.

Actually we are the second smallest.

There's a smaller one down in South Georgia.

And by the time the next census rolls around,

I believe we will not even be in the bottom five.

We just continue to grow as more people find out

what a beautiful secret we have

up here in the North Georgia Mountains.

- Hmm.

Sheriff Lawson, would you address

the reports of a killer hubcap?

- Yeah. I can't comment on that right now.

It's actually an ongoing investigation.

- I understand that someone.

actually picked up the story on Tumblr

and made a cartoon about it.

- Did you see it? - I did.

It was pretty funny.

- Over 4 million views.

- {Chapman] That's bullshit. - Well, it's understandable

that some people like to make fun

of us mountain folk.

I wanted to see that.

- Black people on display.

- Say what?

- Me and the DEA agent,

just Black folks on display

standing there shifting and smiling.

- Don't complain.

It's the reason you have a job.

- Really?

So my 20 years in homicide didn't get me the job?

- I shouldn't say anything.

- But you did. So go on.

- Can we do this later?

- Sure. You're the boss.

- I thought you were very poised, very professional.

- Yeah, well Bev thinks I should've worn my gun.

- Yeah. But you didn't ask me.

- What is it, Chapman?

- Nothing.

- I'm asking your opinion.

- Damn Rainy, she made you her bitch.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Can't let her steal the spotlight like that.

It's just not necessary.

- You gotta stand up for yourself.

- That's harsh. She's just.

- No, Chapman's right.

JJ's a slick talker.

Mm-hmm.

- Hey, I want those two cases of beer turned into impound.

Yeah, don't look at me

like you don't know what I'm talking about.

- Gibson is the only county in my district

with zero cooperative drug busts.

- Gibson County is poised to make history.

Whether it's Jackey James,

current Chairperson of the County Commission,

or the daughter of deceased Sheriff Lawson.

Gibson County will have Georgia's first female sheriff.

- Your daddy ticketed my agent for crossing the gore.

- Well we do like folks to drive safe.

While it's true, I haven't held elected office,

I have entered buildings with bad guys intending to kill me.

Some folks may find that a more important qualification.

- You're only 30 years old.

Any desire to start a family?

- Right now I'm trying to win an election

and I'm seeking support from my constituents

especially those Gibson County cowboys.

- Rainy Lawson, waiting for the right cowboy

to come along.

- I look forward to working with you, Sheriff.

- You like chocolate cake?

- No ma'am.

- Poole said you had a date with a cowboy on Saturday.

- Poole, remind me to discuss

the importance of discretion at your next work review.

- I never know what to say.

- So, um, this thing with Tommy Douglas.

You know Chapman played ball with him, right?

- So?

- Maybe I should just forget about it.

- What did Chapman say?

- Tommy claims to have taken your virginity in high school.

- Well, that's not true.

- I didn't think so.

- So Tommy Douglas said that?

- Agent Morris?

Say I do have something,

how fast does your team move?

- I can move in 24 hours.

- Can we make it tomorrow morning?

- You know, you know what?

It is none of your damn business

who I might go to the rodeo with in the first place.

We're not together.

No, no I...

Oh... no I did not fuck him.

Don't you. You better not.

You don't, don't. Fuck you!

You're the bitch.

Fuck.

You know what?

You come right on by.

I got a gun too, bitch.

- Put that out.

- Yeah, well I don't like the cowboy crap either.

But you got a role to play.

- Yeah, well this is so unnecessary.

- Don't gimme that Mayberry bull.

Just do what the man do.

- Hold on.

Tommy Douglas?

- Sheriff.

You probably don't remember me.

- Watermelon hair.

I remember that smell.

I voted for ya.

- Well, I appreciate that.

Can you come down the steps for a second?

So what do you know about that shed back behind your house.

- What shed?

- You go back in the woods a ways.

There's an old shed.

- Nah, that ain't on my property.

My property ends right at the fence.

- Glad to hear it.

So who does own that property?

- That'll be Dan Pendley.

You gotta go way around three mile road.

- He says his property ends at the fence.

The plot says it goes back 300 feet.

- Deputy says your property goes back there a ways.

Does it?

Hey Christine!

We own some of the woods back there!

- We have a warrant.

What will we find, Tommy?

You have the right to remain silent.

You know your rights.

Cease Fire! Cease Fire!

Get off it. Get the fuck back.

- It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

- In the books it's a felony.

You got your second for possession with intent to sell.

- I had no idea what was in that car.

- Georgia's three strikes and you're out state.

You're facing 25 years, minimum 80% served.

You'll be 55 before you see daylight.

Your little girl'll be grown and married.

- I don't have anything.

Okay, listen, listen.

What was in that shed?

- Pot, mushrooms.

- Look, my little girl, she has seizures.

What if someone was uh, someone was trying to help her?

Misdemeanor maybe?

- You gotta gimme something.

- Alright, you know that woman across the street

said her husband was murdered by a hubcap?

- You know the killer?

- I seen the hubcap. In the woods.

I think it's still hanging around in there.

- When you get your AARP card in prison.

Remember I tried to help.

- Okay.

well you have a broken rib and that's gonna need some stitches.

But you'll be okay.

That a military wound?

- Iraq.

- I have a colleague in Atlanta

does wonders with reconstructive surgery.

- On a sheriff's salary, I'll be living with the scars.

- Mind if I take a picture of it, send it to her?

She owes me a favor.

- Knock yourself out.

- Thanks.

- My daughter fell for that trick

and her boobs are all over the internet.

- He's a doctor.

- Right. He played with 'em for five minutes.

- Okay, have you ever had a breast exam?

- Asking you all about the hubcap attacks?

I know when a man has got it for a woman.

- Are you cynical about everything?

- I am a realist.

I mean, for a white girl, you're very pretty.

- For a white girl?

Well, the most beautiful women are women of color.

- Bullshit.

Jennifer Lawrence. - Please.

Halle Berry.

Taylor Swift.

- Beyonce.

- Okay, now you sound like Kanye.

Um, Sophia Loren.

- Bingo. Make my point for me.

Women of color.

- But she's white.

No, you're white. She's Italian.

The Moors invaded Italy.

Any Black genes in the pool, woman of color.

I didn't make the rules.

- That's ridiculous.

20 years for pot?

It's his third strike?

Yeah, it's just my rib, Poole, I'll be fine.

- Sheriff Lawson wrecked, what happened to the car?

- It's at the body shop.

You know Sheriff was lucky.

Not like her daddy.

- Rainy wrecked her car?

- Mm-hmm.

- I was talking about two years ago,

the other Sheriff Lawson.

- Oh, he wrecked a truck.

- Well, what happened to the truck?

You wanna see the report?

- That'd be great.

- Oh, I'm close.

- What the fuck?

- What? - You have a hole

in your roof. - Just keep going.

Just keep going.

Fuck!

- We're going to my place.

Get your stuff.

- Shit.

Mother fucker!

Are you?

Fuck me. Fuck me.

When we were young and beautiful

Left our troubles far behind

- When I get shot, I usually take a week off.

Just so you know.

Speaking of shots, was your daddy a big drinker?

- My dad?

- I was just wondering what made him run off the road.

- Look, Bev, let's get one thing clear.

You work for me, not JJ.

If JJ wants you to look into Daddy's drinking-

- No, no, no. It's not like that.

- Do you know why you're here?

- Because you can't drive!

- I can drive.

Come on. I can drive.

- Why am I here?

- Forget it.

- I, I wanna understand. Why was I hired?

- There has never been a Black cop in Gibson County.

Not ever.

- So you're saying I'm a token?

- No, I'm saying you're here to make it easier for JJ

to defeat me if I don't do what she wants and toe the line.

Because then I'm the sheriff that hired a Black cop.

- Seriously.

- This is the whitest county in Georgia.

Just FYI.

- By the way, that red sporty car, it's a pony car.

I showed her several pictures

and she's pretty sure it's a Mustang.

- That's good work, detective.

- It's what I do.

- If you didn't witness the crime,

it'll be hard to arrest him.

My suggestion is that you get a restraining order.

Then if you ever see him on the property, we can arrest him.

- Okay.

- Now you have to do that at the station.

I can take you.

It's a, a part of the training.

Random search for compliance.

Yeah, it's a Homeland Security regulation.

- Okay.

- But in 20 years,

not one wife has been convicted of murdering her husband.

- Well we have a county full of loving wives.

- Perhaps, but statistically

probably two or three got away with it.

- Are you planning on opening cold case files?

- Oh I love cold case work.

Like your daddy's case.

You never told me that Ms. Jackey James

was running for sheriff against him.

- So?

- Well, what are the odds that a sheriff running for office

gets killed right under his opponent's house?

- It was ruled in accident.

- By who?

- The coroner, the DA.

Friends of Ms. James.

- JJ's not gonna kill anyone to get elected.

- And you know this how?

- I always wondered about that myself.

- Exactly!

- Got a lady here seeking a retraining order.

- Alright, have a seat.

It'll just take a few minutes.

- You're the rodeo girl.

- Are you a police officer?

- Little lady, you're looking at the sheriff

of Gibson County.

- And that's his mom's address.

But that's where he's at.

- That's close.

I'll run by and serve him so you can sleep tonight.

- You don't look old enough to be sheriff.

- I'm older than I look.

I actually did eight years in the Army.

- So you're like what, 28?

- 32.

- I'm 23.

My daddy taught me how to shoot.

Maybe I could join the Army.

You married?

- Nope.

- Boyfriend?

- It's been a while since I've had a uh, romantic partner.

- Yeah, I bet I had more partners than you.

Oh fathers let's go down

Let's go down

Don't you wanna go down This one.

Oh fathers let's go down

Down in the river to pray

As I went down in the river to pray

Studying about that good old way

And who shall wear the robe and crown

Good Lord, show me the way

Oh mothers, let's go down

Let's go down, don't you wanna go down

Oh mothers, let's go down

Down in the river to pray

Down in the river to pray

Down in the river to pray

Gladys?

This is Earl, Sheriff.

Gladys stepped out.

- Okay, I think I found the car.

766 Old Possum Trail.

I'm gonna need backup.

Roger.

Stay still

This won't hurt a bit

And I'm gonna promise you

That you won't feel a thing

It's all in your head

At least that's what she said

Stay still she said

This won't hurt a bit

- The hubcap.

It's the, the hubcap killed him.

- Okay.

- We gotta call it in.

- Well we could do that.

Or maybe I just got here and you were never here.

Chapman's on his way.

Are you waiting

For someone new

'Cause I can't go on

Me without you

So now I'm pacing

In this square room

My soul is screaming

Hands reaching for you

- Don't die on me, Corporal.

- I'm sorry, Lawson.

Do I have the will to feel again

Pulling all the strength before I can

When I go from start to finish

Forever just became a minute

And it changes me

Lawson, get up.

Let's go, Lawson, you're not hurt.

Lawson, let's go.

It takes control, and these thoughts take a hold of me

A hold of me, a hold of me

- Hey uh, yeah Chapman told me.

So I wanted to come by and see if you still had the hubcap.

Hey there, glad to meet you.

One wag, if you can hear me.

Two wags if not.

- The spirit's moved on.

- But do, do hubcaps sleep?

Well, you wanna sleep a while?

Alright, let's see, I got this.

Makes it comfortable here.

Hey, can I use the towel?

- Yeah. - Okay.

See you deserve a really nice rest.

Okay, so here we go.

This makes him comfortable.

- Are you keeping it prisoner?

- Not me, it's your hubcap.

What else are we gonna do with it?

Hey boss, you look rough.

- I didn't sleep well.

A bullet in the back'll do that to you.

- You know about this homicide?

- My case.

Bev's trying to steal it.

- I thought you preferred the cold case files.

Cold, hot, warm. I like it.

- Found it on the victim's car.

One hubcap was already missing.

- Well, Dr. Adams'll be by after work to examine the hubcap.

- Why? - To determine

if the wound is consistent with the weapon.

Perfect opportunity for that handsome Dr. Adams

to suggest drinks, dinner, whatever.

- Dinner? - Yeah.

- She's schemy, boss.

- Okay, well let's plan on Chapman

handling this investigation.

But I'm interested in your ideas from yesterday

regarding Daddy.

- You want me to look into that?

- Yeah, see what you can dig up.

Junior Shavers?

- Morning ladies.

Under oath I would have to admit the truth.

- You don't have to admit to nothing.

- My suggestion is to plead this down

so it doesn't go to trial.

- Seriously, you're just gonna let Tommy Douglas walk?

- It was an illegal search.

- JJ isn't gonna like this.

- What are you doing here?

- I was talking to Junior Shavers.

Towed your daddy's car.

Guess what?

He didn't bring it to the police impound

'til to the next day.

You know why?

- Because his wife had dinner ready?

- Yeah, well that's what he said.

Did you know he was JJ's nephew?

- Well, everyone with county contracts is related.

I'm going home.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

You have to go to the police station.

Dr. Dreamy's coming by at 5:30 to look at the hubcap.

- Yes.

I mean these sharp tabs here

could account for the lacerations.

My God.

I think you found it.

- Yeah, my new deputy's a little over ambitious.

Actually, well she thought that the hubcap

would be an excuse for you to come down

and ask me out on a date.

- I'm just fucking with ya.

I think that's a terrific idea.

I'm starved.

Come to dinner with me.

- I can't.

- Seven o'clock. I'll pick you up.

- Eight o'clock we'll meet.

- Okay.

- Don't you need a warrant? - No ma'am.

Public records.

Please don't make me reference the fact

that I'm working on a homicide investigation.

- So what if she's looking through a few invoices?

- They're from two years ago.

- Montel, is your mama home?

- Mom wants you to come for dinner.

- Thanks for the invite, but I...

- Well, I find it admirable that you don't drink.

Really, this is just my excuse to pick your brain

about the murder rash in the county.

Yes, that that is one of my vices too.

- Okay, see you soon.

All right.

- She's a hard woman to say no to.

- Yeah.

- To Rainy Lawson, the most beautiful sheriff in Georgia.

- The only female sheriff in Georgia.

- Rainy. How'd you get that name?

- It's funny.

My mom was in labor for two days straight

and it rained the entire time.

So my dad put Rainy on the birth certificate.

I was actually supposed to be an Elizabeth.

- I'm glad you're a Rainy.

My ex is an Elizabeth.

- How many exes are there?

- Just the one.

You?

- Never been married.

- Well, I hope you're not counting calories.

- Oh, I only count my paycheck.

- Well, I'm sure you're gonna be

a little disappointed there.

We don't exactly pay Detroit wages.

- Yes, but you have mountains.

- Mmmm, This is true. And waterfalls.

Georgia has some beautiful waterfalls.

- Oh, I look forward to seeing them.

- I look forward to showing them to you.

- Well, it's a five mile hike,

but there's a nice pool at the base to cool off.

- I'd love to go sometime.

- Well bring your swimsuit.

- I'm wearing my swimsuit.

- Thanks.

- Lester told me he saw you at the courthouse today.

- Lester?

- Mm-hmm.

- The district attorney.

Les is someone you should know.

- Everybody just calls her JJ.

- She's on the hospital board.

- She's on the board of everything.

- You two aren't friends?

- Well, she ran against me.

I won.

- What's wrong?

- You're really beautiful.

This was your deputy's idea, dinner?

You should give her a raise.

- Raises have been approved.

Honestly, we've been underfunded for years.

So it's high time we pay competitive wages.

So what caught your interest at the courthouse?

- I was checking invoices.

- Looking into the recent murders?

- More like a cold case thing.

- Really?

- Sheriff has me checking some old things.

You know her daddy died right at the base of this mountain.

- It's a day I'll never forget.

- Well, my team was in Fallujah

and we separated the men from the women and children

and then shit happened and I was facing a grenade.

My corporal shielded me.

But uh, he didn't make it.

- Your corporal?

- My boyfriend.

Fraternizing with enlisted was a big no-no.

But he won me over with shadow puppets.

Can you do shadow puppets?

- That's really all I got.

- Adversity is opportunity.

Never forget that.

- Adversity is opportunity?

- What are you really doing here, Bev?

Checking two year old invoices?

- How many drinks did Sheriff Lawson have that night?

- I mean his blood alcohol was .07.

- It was a Sunday. He may...

Montel, do you remember?

- There was a football game on and it was his day off.

So he probably had four or five.

- He's a grown man.

- Wanted to have children and we waited too long.

Infertility.

- So no affairs, no scandal?

- No, in fact, we're still friends.

She's my reconstructive colleague.

- If you're implying

that I intentionally got my opponent drunk

to win an election, you have seriously misjudged my --

- I didn't say that.

- I would never endanger someone to win an election.

- I'd really like to kiss you.

- Well then you should've sat next to me.

- Just sitting more strategically.

- Can I get you more Mer-LOT?

- Um, I believe we're having the Caber-NET.

- It's Caber-NAY.

- Right.

- He kept the truck overnight, so I checked invoices.

He charged the county for towing the truck.

- That is the business he's in.

- Yeah, but he also charged the county

for replacing brake fluid, service date the next day.

- Okay, so I drained the brake fluid.

Sheriff crashed.

And then I had my nephew replace the brake fluid?

- It's a theory.

- But he's so stupid, he invoiced the county for the job?

Apparently.

Oh my goodness.

You have a fun job, detective.

Did Rainy put you up to this?

- Actually it was my idea.

It's just too big of a coincidence

that your opponent dies right before the election

at the base of your driveway.

- But there is no invoice for replacing brake fluid.

- Nice one, detective.

- It's in my car.

You wanna see it?

- Why yes.

I would very much like to see it.

- I'll be right back.

- So I referred your case to my ex

and she actually sent a picture

of what you will look like after reconstructive surgery.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Oh my gosh.

Birth, birthday present.

- Deputy Tyler?

Honey, I get scared and lonely

And I need someone

- Don't ever misjudge what a mother will do

to protect her child.

Dang.

And I need someone to hold me

- Let's open the trunk.

- When you shoot someone for the first time,

you don't forget it.

- Treated my share of GSWs at Grady.

Can't exactly say I'm pro-gun.

- Killing changes you.

- I believe it.

Just take my hand

We'll find our way through

We won't be afraid

- Your cousin's a fucking idiot.

Invoicing for stupid brake fluid

Here it is.

- This is a towing invoice.

- There's nothing else in here.

And I need someone to hold me

- I'd like to see you again.

- I'd like to see you again.

Someone like you

I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

I'm sorry.

I thought he would just get a DUI.

- Come here, come here, come here.

We all make mistakes.

Everyone thinks I'm stronger

Much stronger than I am

I get scared and lonely and I need someone to hold me

I get scared and lonely and I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

Just take my hand

We'll find our way through

We won't be afraid

'Cause we got each other

To hold onto

- Do you ever wanna have babies?

Honey I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

I get scared and lonely and I need someone to hold me

Someone like you

I get scared and lonely

And I need someone to hold me

Just like you do

- What's up?

Okay.

Honey, can you watch Misty?

- It's your day off, isn't it?

- Do you have a game?

No. It's just practice.

Come here baby.

You wanna see Daddy hit a home run?

You wanna see Daddy hit a home run?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go watch Daddy hit a home run.

We're honored to have Miss Jackey James

with us today to lead us in prayer.

235 yards with three TDs.

Coach Small, you have to be pretty proud.

Well, yes.

That's pretty good game.

Red shirt freshman Jake Kinnard

coming in for the injured quarterback,

leads the Vols to a close win over Kentucky.

We sure could use Jake back on the team this year, Coach.

You get a player like Jake just once in a career.

Well, the Cowboys have a tough game

coming up.

Who is it coming up, Coach?

- Habersham County. - Habersham County!

I hope y'all come out Friday night.

- It's Bev's car.

My guess is to the bones in the trunk.

Now it's really bad, so prepare yourself.

Okay?

Found this wedged between her teeth.

- Your deputy removed it from the crime scene

So much for our Sunday together.

- I should only be gone for an hour or two.

- Hmm. An hour or two?

- I, I think I can probably wait an hour or two.

Maybe not.

- Well, I would wish you well in the election, Rainy,

but I don't wanna be disingenuous.

My polling has me up by 20 points.

- I should've ran as a Republican.

If your pride can stand it,

I would love for you to stay on as a deputy.

- I don't think that will be an option.

We pulled a car outta the lake this morning.

It appears to Bev Tyler's, with the remains in the trunk.

- How horrid!

Well, it's nice that

that little mystery's getting cleared up.

- We found this wedged between two back teeth.

- Please. Nothing from the crime scene.

Ugh. Maybe I am too squeamish to be sheriff.

The reigning theory is that she put it there herself

as a clue.

- Where are you going with this, Rainy?

- I'm just interested in any thinking

you might have on the subject.

- Well, when I'm elected sheriff,

I assure you all unsolved murders will be high on my agenda.

- Look, it's shaped like a J.

Okay, I get it.

So I killed your detective to make you look bad

so that I could win the election.

Is that it?

Call a press conference.

- Yeah, joke if you want,

but that's sort of what I'm thinking.

- Good luck, Sheriff.

Bring a charge against me two weeks prior to the election

and I will bury you in the press.

- I'm thinking Bev found some incriminating evidence

in my father's death

and made the mistake of confronting you with it.

- Is that why you're wearing a gun, Rainy?

To arrest me, bring me down to the station?

Call it a precaution.

- Montel, the sheriff has to leave.

Will you please walk her to her car?

- I may be returning with a warrant to check your weapons.

- My late husband had over 50 firearms.

We've gotten rid of what, half since he passed?

I'm sure whatever bullet you find,

he likely had a gun of the same caliber.

I can find the car myself.

- Come back anytime.

I met you long ago

When we were young and didn't know

Left our troubles far behind

Time when only I was sure

We won't be 'round you anymore

I saw you with him all the time

- Hey babe, she's down.

What was that favor you wanted me to do?

- There's a box in the attic.

- Maybe it's an Hispanic hubcap.

You could try speaking Spanish to it.

Donde esta la casa de Pepe.

- The spirit could have moved on.

- Come to bed.

I'll speak Spanish to ya.

Arriba.

- You know it could just be asleep

or maybe it just needs the sun to charge.

- What are we gonna name the baby?

We got Misty and Rainy.

I'm really kind of feeling Sunny.

- It's a boy.

- Thought we weren't peeking.

- Just a feeling.

- Mmm.

Buenas noches, El Hubcapo!

Come on.

I had a woman come into the ER yesterday.

Alien tractor beam dislocated her shoulder.

She wanted to be reassured that the alien probing

hadn't damaged her internal organs.

She'll be okay.

Text me if it comes to life.

You're welcome for the hair, by the way.

I'm off to work.

- Wow. Nice job.

- Do you know how fast you were going?

- Nuh uh.

- I'm gonna have to ticket you now.

I don't know why she's behind in the poll's.

- She never found the killer.

- Maybe she did.

- But she didn't tell no one?

- Hubcap. Who's she gonna tell?

- Right...

- We need your vote. Lawson-Adams.

- Okay.

- What are we gonna do with the deputies?

- Hmm. Chapman and the retard are fine.

Poole is the one loyal to Rainy.

- He's gotta go. - Mm-hmm.

Way down in Gibson County

Way down, North Georgia way

Rainy Lawson is the sheriff

And hubcap rolls or so they say

Hubcap loves Rainy, hurt her and there'll be hell to pay

Born after two days of rain

It only makes sense that that should be her name

Spilled her blood on foreign soil

Some things you don't forget and leave in war

She got a purple heart 'cause some of that blood

She spilled was her own

She went on home

She became the sheriff

And walked a while in her daddy's shoes

Tough as nails, big warm heart

She was loved by all she knew

She put service first, ooooh,

Oh, how about you

Rainy wore her service scars

They say time heals all wounds

She found love and will bring new life

To Gibson County soon