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What do you think?

Oh, my gosh.

You look so good.

Oh, and look, my letters. They came out so great.

You better be careful with these. Yes, absolutely.

Oh, yeah. It's not complete until you put this on.

Father time.

It's almost time.

It's almost time.

Count down to midnight.

What do you think?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, sorry.

You look so good.

Can't forget this.

Yes.

I'm going to go and see how I look. Thanks for being a good sport.

Yeah, absolutely.

I worked hard on that, you know.

You did, baby. I love it. All right.

Yo, mom, what the fuck is this?

Are you really having me watch your videos? Oh, yes. And be careful with

sweetheart. Do not poke yourself.

You could damage the goods. I look so fucking ridiculous.

I know, right?

Isn't that the point?

You look so good.

I look like a fool.

Hey, let's have some fun here, all right?

Let's have some fun.

Please, pretty please.

All right, just because it's New Year's.

Okay. And could you love me?

Yes, I will.

And because I'm the best stepmom ever? Mm -hmm. Thank you.

And you really do look so adorable.

And that material is quite thin, wouldn't you say?

Yeah, it's really thin. I feel like it's going to tear or sit.

It's really thin. Are you not wearing anything under there?

No.

It's a diaper.

Look, I have a sense of humor, okay?

What are you doing?

I'm doing... Whatever I want. It's New Year's. Trust her.

I guess there's nothing wrong.

I see the moon.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right.

Thank you very much, dear.

You're welcome.

Don't be shy.

I'm ready.

Don't get sheep hungry.

Oh, it smells so good.

To a new year.

To a new year.

Woo!

This is my jam.

Right here.

This is my jam right here.

Shake it, baby New Year.

Soon, right? Because you're about to be born.

Baby New Year is going to be born.

Where are we at on the countdown?

Five minutes.

Five minutes?

You got anything you want?

Confess.

Oh, is that our new tradition?

Confessions? Yeah.

Isn't that for the morning after?

Yeah, well, you know, we got five more minutes. I think you mean resolutions.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm a little bit tired of the

old. And I'd like to bring in the new with them.

Yeah, you like that?

Absolutely. Are you sure? All right.

Trying something new.

Five,

four, three, two, one.

Oh, my God. That's for sure.

Oh, my goodness.

Awesome, baby. My letter is here. Great idea.

Yeah. High five, son.

Oh, high five. Yeah. Happy New Year.

Oh, my gosh.

Well,

I am. Feeling a little.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. You want to kind of... Don't go anywhere, son. We're going to... No, I'm

going to just sit here and double fist. Yeah, watch the festivities on the TV

and everything. We'll be back. Yeah, yeah. We'll be back.

Okay. Entertain yourself.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Join me. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Happy New Year, baby.

Happy New Year.

You know what?

Yes.

That's what bearded is.

Isn't that the idea?

Oh, God.

Oh, baby. Fucking, I'm exhausted.

I'm tired.

You're tired?

I'm going to lay down.

Yeah, I'm just going to... You didn't come then?

You have just as much time as I did.

This time was wild.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Your father's asleep.

And you have to come up here and do this?

I'm for this.

Somebody's very good to me, right?

Your father's obviously not.

I don't know. You're my stepmom.

Exactly. It's not that bad.

Take this off.

You're ridiculous.

Take it off.

You know you want it. I can't. You're my stepmom.

You're my stepmom. It's okay.

He's asleep.

I said I wanted to try something new.

Well, let's bring in the new year with you.

The new year?

I don't know

about this.

beautiful yeah what you're married to my dad

This has already happened to me once tonight.

Oh, fuck. I feel so good.

Are you good at holding your tongue?

Yeah. You are?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Dad, it's not what it looks like.

Actually, it is. And it's okay because this is what I wanted to do for the New

Year's. Try something new. Come here, baby.

Come here.

It's okay.

I can't believe my eyes.

I said I wanted to try something new, right?

Well, yeah, I mean, but this... I wanted to do something exciting. New thing?

Something new and including you.

I actually want both of you.

Well,

honey, I... Well, uh, well, you what?

Boy, that's a little, uh... Well, uh... Spice it up? I guess mother

knows best, right, son? I mean, uh... Wow, it's kind of hard to say no to

I mean, especially if she's already started.

Happy New Year, son.

Happy New Year.

Yeah.

Feels like it's off to a good start already.

That's right.

I can tell this New Year

is going to be a great one.

I feel it already.

Feeling my boner. My boner.

Wow, he got that good, huh? So good.

Oh, fuck.

I can already tell this new year is going to be a great one. Oh, right.

Damn it.

Fuck.

I always get what I want.

You sure do.

Oh, shit.

Happy wife, happy life.

What's up right there?

Who's going to have me first?

Well.

I think that's up to you, Daddy. New Year's, baby, New Year's.

Time to shine.

Yeah.

What do you say, son? This is great.

Oh, it's the best neighbor so far. She's got great ideas.

You can jump from one to the other. Stay right there, son. You can

just jump from one to the other. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I like that idea.

It's a great idea.

I feel so good.

Sit down, son, and go from one to the other, honey. Bounce up and down. Oh,

yeah. A couple of pumps with me. A couple of... Oh, yeah.

Baby. Oh.

A couple of pumps with me. Yeah, that's it.

Baby. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

From one to the other.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's it, baby.

Oh, should I take it off or not?

Oh God, that's sexy.

I thought that sounded good.

You're too blessed.

Yeah.

Right there?

You want some more?

Yes,

please, more.

That's my asshole.

That's a little too new.

Oh, my God.

Best of the year.

Yeah.

Come down a little bit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I keep doing it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah. Oh.

I'm quite impressed, you know.

I'm quite impressed with you. Yeah. You're so good.

You're so good. You're so good.

You're so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

for you too?

a little too much

Holy shit.

That's so good.

Can you not fire, baby?

Can you not fire?

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