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This is fucking sabotage, this is.
This has got McDonaghs all over it.
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It's not the McDonaghs.
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It was an electrical surge. Tommo
took a direct feed off that thing.
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And it was blowing a gale last
night. It's fried everything.
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Fuck's sake. That's all that
fucking gear gone up in smoke now.
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Prices. Prices are gonna rise.
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I'm telling you, the McDonaghs are
gonna be laughing their tits off.
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Hey. Jesus Christ. What?
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What do you reckon then? It's a
surge from that storm last night.
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Never mind that.
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What about them buggers. They were down
wind at the time. What about them?
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They're fucking stoned.
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They need milking.
I can't get them to shift.
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The milk's all tainted.
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I can't sell that to the
supermarkets and...
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have the public getting
mashed over their cornflakes.
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They're not stoned, you dipshit.
You're imagining things.
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It's scientifically improbable. The
smoke would go off into the ether.
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There, look. They're stoned off their tits.
Look, they're fucking giggling.
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They're fucking cows, Jimbo.
That's how cows always look.
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It's not funny. It fucking is.
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They're as stoned as bastards. I mean,
come on lads. What am I supposed to do?
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I'll tell you what you need to do
now. Honestly, this is exactly...
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what you need to do. You go to the
24 hour and get us some Jaffa Cakes.
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Or a Dairy Milk.
Get him a Dairy Milk.
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Me to you, to me, to you. Fucking
Chuckle Brothers are back with us.
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Watch out, lad.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
let's have a big round of applause...
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for our principal ballerina
of the Bolshoi...
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Cardi.
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Tinsley Blanchett's hypnotist shows
were legendary.
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I mean, not just
for the entertainment value.
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He had them queuing out the door...
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just to have a go, hoping for the
chance to forget themselves.
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You know, all the worries, all the
bollocks, just for 15 minutes...
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to become something else.
I mean, Christ, who could blame him?
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Now, all right. OK.
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Now, you're like the bubble...
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floating up from the ocean floor.
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That's it. Rise to the surface.
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Three, two, one.
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You're back in the room.
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It is my honour...
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to introduce to you here tonight...
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the lord of the dance himself...
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Mr Michael Flatley.
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Hey, Albie.
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Albie?
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Hey, Albie. You did not see me
there.
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Sorry. Hi. Hi.
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Who are they for? You haven't
started smoking, have ya?
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No. They're for me uncle.
No. They're for me auntie.
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Got to go. See you.
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Right. See ya.
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Hi.
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Police. Get your fucking hands up.
Fucking hell.
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Don't sneak up on me, dickhead.
For one, I know jujitsu.
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Come on, give us a line.
I can't do that, Dylan.
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What? You got loads. Don't be tight.
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It's not a question of being tight,
sunshine. I swore an oath.
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What? An oath? What's this, The Lord
of the Fucking Rings?
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Weren't just me neither. We all
swore it. The lads, Erin, Kath...
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Ringo and Babs. Swear to God, Mavis's Irish
dancing. It's getting better every year.
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Shit, dude, you haven't given him
any of that? He knows, man...
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about us.
What is this about a fucking oath?
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For God's sake. Look, I wanna go
down on record, I specifically said...
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not to call it an oath.
That's bloody Frodo's idea.
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I said to call it a pact. Hell, what
pact? What's the idea?
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I'll tell you what the big idea is,
it's... Fuck you, Dylan.
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It's simple. After the debacle that
went down at Ringo and Babsy's wedding...
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we all decided, never to give you Class A's
ever again for as long as we shall live.
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They make you morose and pathologically
inclined to ruin everyone's night.
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That's just bollocks. Everyone's off
their nut, having a great time...
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and you just become this paranoid
harbinger of doom.
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No. That's... That's exaggeration.
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It's not you. You can't deal...
You can't help yourself, man.
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You do a line or you do a pill...
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and you start spouting shit like,
you know...
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"I can't feel my heart." Exactly.
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Or "I'm 24 times more likely of having a bloody
heart attack off cocaine." You know what I mean?
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Statistically,
you ruin everyone's buzz, man.
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You're a buzz ruiner.
Yeah, you ruin drugs for people.
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This's horse shit. Is it?
Absolutely horse shit.
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Remember that bloody wedding, you convinced
everybody that the E's were poisoned.
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They tasted strange. They tasted like
fuckin', what was it, roll-on deodorant.
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Think about it. How would you know
what that tastes like?
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You wouldn't know. Couldn't possibly
know. I know, I know. I'm sorry.
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For God's sake.
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Yes.
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I hardly ever take it
these days, to be honest.
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It's really bad for you.
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Get us some nuts.
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Something like 94% of them
have, like, blood on them.
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Yeah, teeming with hepatitis,
apparently. Just FYI.
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My God. Help me.
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Get out. Don't come back.
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You're barred, you filthy bastard.
Don't be so harsh.
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You're all right, Jerry, love.
Look after yourself.
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We'll see you tomorrow.
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He's had a tough time of it.
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Lost his missus to a heart attack.
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With her,
went all meaning in his life.
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He's gonna die alone and he knows
it.
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He's adrift. Poor soul.
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Don't say anything, just listen,
right? Here me out, yeah?
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I know... Look, I'm on drugs, but...
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There are things, right? Feelings that
I have buried. You never know when it's...
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gonna be too late.
Erin, I'm terrified...
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of what it would be like
to not be with you.
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I wanna be with you.
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You and Tyler.
Yeah, you're all I want.
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Nothing else matters.
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If leaving this place
is truly what you want...
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if that'll guarantee
our life with you...
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the smile on that face, well,
then I'll do it.
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Let's fucking do it.
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Look, I will do whatever you want,
if it means that I get to be with you.
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Fuck. Erin, Erin, Erin, I can't feel
my heart. Jesus.
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What are you doing
creeping around on the floor?
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Scared the shit out of me,
you pillock.
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I'm... On the ground.
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Erin, I'm sorry. Don't move.
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Do not resist. I'm not resisting.
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Ronald Croft, I'm arresting you...
No.
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No, that's my brother.
That's not him. Ronnie's inside.
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This isn't him. See. So where is he?
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Who? Ronnie? He's in Grendon. He's doing
eight years. He absconded from day release...
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assaulted the owner of
the garage he was working at.
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Check upstairs.
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You OK? No.
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Hey, don't worry.
Could have been worse.
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Ronnie could actually
have been here.
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Albie? Albie?
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He's not here.
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God's sake. Who? Who isn't there,
Albie? Me. I'm not here.
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All right. Open the door, please.
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Where is he? Albie?
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Albie.
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Run outside for me, pal.
I'm gagging of thirst here.
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All right, Ronnie?
All right, yeah.
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He needs to go, Erin.
We're harbouring a fugitive.
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That's jail-time.
That's Tyler and Kay.
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That's us in jail. Would you just send him
packing? Listen. You heard what he said.
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He's being bullied in prison.
He's got drug debts.
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He's pissed off the wrong people.
I don't doubt it.
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He pisses everyone off. That's what Ronnie does.
All right? He wreaks havoc and he ruins lives.
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Have you forgotten about the credit
card he took out in Tyler's name.
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Yes, yes, I know, all right.
Fuck's sake.
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I just want to move away, honestly.
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Get away from shit like this.
It's not fucking fair.
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Hey. Hey.
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If you go, I'm coming.
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Do you really mean that?
Yes, I do.
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I love you.
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Your brother is a fucking dickhead.
He's a parasite, Erin.
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He will rob, he will cheat
and he will lie to anyone...
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and any minute now the odd lot could
be back knocking down that door.
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Jesus, Erin, what's going on with
this door? You all right, Vin?
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What's he doing? He's meant to be
down for an 8 stretch.
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He was. He's on day release.
So he decided to come here.
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What do you mean "decided to come here?"
They let you do that these days in jail?
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He's fallen out with the owner of the garage he was
training at. Yeah, man. He tried to attack us.
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Proper, big, nasty bastard.
Must have been 6'8".
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And he just took an
immediate dislike to me, Erin.
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And I was like... I was there and he
just started to lose the plot.
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Accusing me of nicking his cashbox.
I didn't even know it fucking existed.
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Suddenly starts coming at me,
know what I mean? So I'm...
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like that, slipping it, cos
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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And then... I don't know. Next
thing, you know...
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I had no choice,
so had to run him over.
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Wait. What do you mean
you ran him over?
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Well, I wasn't going fast man. I was
in reverse. "In reverse"?
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Erin. Erin, I swear on Tyler's
life... Don't you dare.
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What? I had no choice, man. What?
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Like when they offered you
that deal to grass up...
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Dave Geffen and Arjan Khan. I'm not having it,
wasn't my fault. Yes, it was. You know it.
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And this guy is
literally a shit magnet.
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Get him out of here
before he gets you all banged up.
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See, this is what I'm talking about.
No-one wants to see Ronnie Croft thrive.
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Man's here, trying his best
to open a new leaf.
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And the whole world is just against
him. Turn over. You what?
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Turn over a new leaf. Not "open a
new leaf." "Turn open a new leaf?"
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He literally doesn't understand
the saying.
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This is what I'm talking about.
Pettiness. Pettiness...
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pettiness, pettiness.
This is what I'm up against.
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Well, I'm sorry, Dylan,
that I wasn't having the time...
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to go to fucking... What's it called
where you learn? School... school...
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to learn to be a smart arse.
But I was a bit busy...
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cos I had to keep my sister
from being put into care...
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because my mam and dad are both being
sent down. Come on, we're family.
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All right, get off.
Fair enough. What's that?
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Yeah, it's the cashbox. I couldn't
fucking leave it, could I?
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Unbelievable.
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Come on. What do you mean? Fuck off.
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Right, here's what we're gonna do.
You two are gonna get him to Jim's. Right?
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I'll have a word with Kath.
She knows a guy with a boat...
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I'll see if he can get him across
the water.
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He can go on living on Uncle Pat's
farm. What's Ireland done...
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to deserve that? Vinnie, please.
Don't do it for him.
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Do it for me. Tyler. Please.
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Yeah. All right.
Come on, let's get a shift on.
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Right. And wait. Before you go,
if the police come around here snooping...
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I want everything that isn't legit out of
the house. If it's nicked, I want it gone.
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The washer. That's nicked, yeah.
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All right, dryer. Yeah.
Yeah, it's nicked.
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Microwave. Microwave. All came as a
set, love. Fuck's sake.
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Anything that's electric,
it's been stolen. TV and everything.
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Right. Everything, out.
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I'll get a van.
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You know they don't milk themselves,
don't you, Jim?
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I know that, smart arse.
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See that silver bucket, I'm waiting
on her to do a piss test.
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A what? Piss test. Drugs test.
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You see any of that commotion
on Denby Row?
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Two coppers went out
expecting a dead body.
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Found a massive fuck off weed farm,
instead.
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Posted a copper outside
standing sentry...
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so they can get a team and some vans down there,
in the morning. What? They haven't taken it?
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What can you do
at 11:30 on a Friday night?
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Need manpower. Vans.
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It's Erin. Hey, you. You get them
boat from Liverpool.
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Erin's coming to pick you up from
here at 4:00am. Yeah, OK, man.
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Last time they raided
one of those houses...
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it was like
professional grow lights and, and...
225
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:25,150
irrigation, temperature control... See, she's not
used to all that weed. She's got the shits now.
226
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,647
We're gonna need a bigger van.
227
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,470
What?
228
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:52,745
Have you not got anything else, no?
Nothing wrong with this.
229
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:55,565
Low mileage, surprising amount of
storage as well and most importantly...
230
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,285
low profile, all right?
Blends in unnoticed.
231
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:02,085
You said you had a van, dude. Said you
had a fucking van-van is what you said.
232
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:04,610
Yeah, but this is a flippin'
van-van.
233
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:08,710
But this, it's inappropriate.
234
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:15,030
It's a van. That's why they even call them ice
cream vans, innit? Do you want it or not?
235
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:19,350
Aw, yeah. All right. And erm...
236
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,465
Gotta pump the brakes to make
them work. Pump the brakes?
237
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,110
Exactly.
How is that a thing?
238
00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:28,470
Get in the van. So ungrateful.
239
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,910
Oke-a-doke. What?
240
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:40,390
None of you recognise the cop?
Let me have a look through them.
241
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,585
I thought that looked like him,
dude, that's Carl Slater, man.
242
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,805
Wait. Who? Carl Slater.
243
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,165
This snidey little twat
we were at school with.
244
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:53,287
Vin's mortal enemy since year five.
Year four.
245
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,205
Grassed me up for nicking milk off
the float. He would get us in shit.
246
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,765
So, Vince started a little rumour about
Carl, that got a bit out of control...
247
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,325
became an urban myth.
What was the rumour?
248
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:04,570
That Carl bummed his nan's dog.
249
00:16:05,722 --> 00:16:08,523
Spread like wildfire.
Everyone believed it.
250
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,350
Mud sticks 20 years later.
Car, car, car.
251
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:20,065
That looks like the McDonaghs.
You know, I bet it's one of their farms.
252
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:24,130
Sorry, Barry.
Cops have got it. Go on, piss off.
253
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:28,185
There's a cop guarding the door in.
Even the McDonaghs quit.
254
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,545
There's no way of doing this.
Let's go home.
255
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,185
You're a smart lad, dildo,
but sometimes you lack a bit of ingenuity.
256
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:38,185
We could do it in seconds. How long does it
take to fill a couple of bloody bin bags?
257
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:41,772
How are we gonna get in though?
It's the perfect crime.
258
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:46,831
It's so fucking stupid no-one will think
anyone will be daft enough to try.
259
00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,270
Shit.
260
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,870
Shit.
261
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,845
That's not good. No, it's still
closed. Let's fuck it off.
262
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:50,725
Are you off your head? We've just
gone through all that for nothing?
263
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,250
Come on.
264
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:05,130
Fuck.
265
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,050
Hello? Vinnie?
266
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,605
Vinnie, how are you, man?
Not so bad, man. What's going on?
267
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:22,085
Listen, I'm here with some friends
from uni and we... The word is...
268
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:25,445
there's a bit of a drought on
with the old silage crop.
269
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,925
I happen to mention that I'm
pretty tight with the main man.
270
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:32,365
And so, these reprobates were wondering
if I could deliver the goods.
271
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:37,365
You know anywhere we can get some? That I do,
Christoph. Let me call you back in a sec?
272
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:42,925
Yes, Vinnie, hey, wait. Vinnie, look. If it's a problem,
I can come over to you. I'll just get in a cab.
273
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:47,390
Yeah, you can do that? Vin?
274
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,305
Easy, Vin. Ronnie, is that you?
Yeah, man. For fuck...
275
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,905
You scared the shit outta me.
What are you doing here?
276
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,185
I'm here for the ganja.
The fuck you are.
277
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:10,185
That's our gear that. How did you
get in? The back door, mate.
278
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,665
Are you havin' a giraffe.
There's a back door? Yeah.
279
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,105
Piss off before
I lose my patience with you.
280
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,265
I ain't gonna do that, mate.
You wanna know why? Finders keepers.
281
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,825
Losers... Fucking weepers?
You bellend.
282
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:23,430
Stop it. Hey.
283
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,805
Damn. Dammit. I'm all right.
Where are you?
284
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:37,010
Man, see. Now what
are we gonna do?
285
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:41,930
I'm gonna murder this twat, Dylan.
Cardi. I'm, I'm stuck.
286
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:47,130
This is the police. We are in the building.
Come out with your hands raised.
287
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,224
The fuck are you supposed to be?
288
00:20:04,718 --> 00:20:06,678
Oi, lads. Up here, Tommo.
289
00:20:08,398 --> 00:20:10,532
Lot of dope in house...
Fuck off.
290
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,435
How are you doing, lad? Hang on a
minute. You know this fella?
291
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,755
It's Carl Slater, Ronnie. Slater.
292
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,475
Carl, Carl Slater. I didn't even
recognise you in that get up.
293
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,880
Dog bummer. Hey, well, I never.
294
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,035
I heard your nan went catatonic
when she walked in on you...
295
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,080
up to your nuts in a poodle.
I heard it were a terrier.
296
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,240
No, it was a poodle, Tommo.
Never bummed a fucking dog.
297
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:41,360
Wait, wait, wait. So, you go from
being a dog bummer to being a cop.
298
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:47,155
People say I do daft shit. Tell me why you want
to go and do something stupid like that for?
299
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,955
There was a number of things that attracted
me to the profession. But, I suppose...
300
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,515
getting to put away inbred, pikey twats
like yourselves was probably the main draw.
301
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,755
Strong words, man. Strong words
from a kid who bummed his nan's dog.
302
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,635
I didn't bum a fucking dog.
Carl, Carl, listen to me, man.
303
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,235
We didn't want this. We didn't mean to involve you
in anything. Well, you are involved now, so...
304
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,040
You shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
Christ. Right, Dylan.
305
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:15,275
You're very quiet over there. So, this is where
hanging on to Vinnie's coat tails has got you?
306
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,075
Kidnapping police officers with criminal
masterminds like Ronnie fucking Croft.
307
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,795
Should've listened to Mr McKelvey's
warnings. Nobody's kidnapping coppers.
308
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,155
We're not involved with Ronnie, that's just a
fucking babysitting job that's gone a bit awry.
309
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,435
Hang on a minute.
You're gonna explain yourself...
310
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,875
to bacon bollocks after he
called you a pikey twat.
311
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,475
He was talking to you, you
mophead. Was he?
312
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,400
I was referring to all of ya, in general.
All right, look, can we just...
313
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,675
Let's just figure out a way, out of
this that benefits us all, shall we?
314
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,440
Yeah? Yeah, OK, yeah.
Sure. Untie me.
315
00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:55,400
I will untie you. But then what?
And then, you all come with me to the nick.
316
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,075
See, I don't wanna do that.
I can't... You don't have an option. Fuck.
317
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,315
There is no way out of this, Vinnie.
You've screwed yourself proper this time.
318
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,515
You know what, mate, you know what? You're
right about there being no way out of this...
319
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:12,080
but you are dead wrong about who's
fucked themselves. Cos, yeah.
320
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,435
There's only one knobhead tied to
a chair and that's not fucking me.
321
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,155
Ronnie, Ronnie, let's just stop calling each other
names, shall we? Try and figure a way out of this.
322
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,275
Negotiate. Is that you're saying?
Negotiate with him. Yeah.
323
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,715
You got him tied to a fucking chair. Am I the
only one who knows how a kidnapping works?
324
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,075
No, it's not... No, no, no, it's not
a fucking kidnapping.
325
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,755
It is. It isn't a kidnapping.
Right, Vinnie.
326
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,235
The ball's in your court. And you know
what? You're acting like an amateur.
327
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,435
You're showing him you're weak.
I'm appealing to his common sense.
328
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,355
Vinnie, he's a copper.
You're such a fucking genius.
329
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,308
What's your idea, then? What's your
big plan then, Rob? Basic, mate.
330
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:51,515
It's elementary stuff, right? You
got two options but only one choice.
331
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,360
You let this dog fucker go and he
trots back to his piggy, piggy mates.
332
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,915
Trot back? And they all come down to
your gaff with their piggy piggy truncheons...
333
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:05,175
they twat your head in and beat you all
down and they drag you off to jail. Or...
334
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:09,275
You just eliminate the problem.
Do you mean fucking kill him?
335
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,155
You're off your fucking head,
Ronnie. Do you know what, lads?
336
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,315
Enjoy... I hope you enjoy jail more than I did
cos you're gonna be there a long fucking time.
337
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,040
Come on, Vin, how long have we
known...?
338
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,181
Look. Shittin' himself now,
and rightly so.
339
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,955
He's ready to make a deal
cos he's desperate.
340
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,795
And do you know what he's gonna do?
He's gonna promise you the world now.
341
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,195
Aren't you? But the thing is,
you know, and I fucking know...
342
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,200
that whatever he says
now is worthless. Yeah?
343
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:41,580
He leaves here alive, youse lot,
you're going to jail, mate.
344
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,100
Help. I'm...
345
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,000
Tape, tape, tape. Calm down.
346
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,955
Fucking hell, whinge, whinge,
whinge, whinge, whinge.
347
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,080
Someone get him a poodle. Jesus.
348
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,360
Come in, Bravo 12-57, over.
349
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,315
B1257 with the number on Slater's
epaulette. They're calling him.
350
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,795
Then fucking smash it up.
Don't fucking smash it.
351
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,440
What's up wi' you?
How can he send the signal?
352
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,267
12-57 reading,
go ahead control, over.
353
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,840
We're trying to reach, 12-57.
Why the radio silence?
354
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,360
Is everything all right over there?
Well, I just went for a dump.
355
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,755
Why, did you want to listen? Over?
Copy that, 1257.
356
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,635
I've got a team together
to dismantle this cannabis factory.
357
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,475
Be with you
in just over an hour at 05:30.
358
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,640
Copy that, control.
1257, over and out.
359
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,147
Cheers, Tommo, that was badass, man.
Yeah, I know.
360
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,155
Argh. It's digging in to me and
you're pulling me up.
361
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,235
You've got a wedgie. You've got
a wedgie. I can see your bollocks.
362
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,040
JJ, I need your help.
363
00:25:04,247 --> 00:25:10,247
Get me out of this fucking hole. I don't care
that it's early, dude, I need your help, man.
364
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,160
What are we doing? What?
365
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,560
Well, we're all in.
366
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,427
I think now he's coming out.
We're doing it.
367
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,400
What? We've got you, man.
368
00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:13,995
Cardi? Did you see that? That was like
some proper You've Been Framed shit.
369
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,120
Tell me you got that on camera.
I'm all right.
370
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,595
Hey, cool. Look what I've found.
Fish gun. No.
371
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,720
Shine on. Pecker head?
372
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,387
Thought you could do with this.
373
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,480
All right, Carl.
374
00:26:55,374 --> 00:27:01,120
Look, man, I'm sorry. I am. I'm sorry about
school. I took that fuckin job way too far...
375
00:27:05,239 --> 00:27:11,173
I was an angry kid and a difficult time for me,
back then... Don't fucking bother. Just...
376
00:27:12,675 --> 00:27:16,820
Just don't bother.
You're making me cringe.
377
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,000
Fucking loser.
378
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:25,917
You know, I never imagined
how low you'd sink.
379
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,100
But then again,
how could you not?
380
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:34,820
Spawn of a half-wit thief,
mentally unstable mother...
381
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:40,380
I remember her showing up to school
in her fucking nightie, crying.
382
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:44,080
You just stood there,
in the playground.
383
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,340
Bet you remember that,
don't you, Dylan?
384
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:54,140
"Vinnie, we're out of milk, Vinnie."
385
00:27:54,754 --> 00:27:58,775
Just fucking amazing.
Close your fucking mouth. Went in, she was...
386
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:02,175
just like you. Hey, did she
ever show up again? No.
387
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:07,135
I wouldn't come back for you either. She's probably
chucked herself underneath a fucking train, mate.
388
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:12,700
Ashamed at creating such a backward,
no-good, whatever the fuck you are.
389
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,060
You listen to me, Carl.
390
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,895
I'm gonna put you in a back of that ice-cream
van and drive you up to them hills...
391
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:24,655
I'm gonna dig a pit, I'm gonna fucking
put you in it and bury you underground.
392
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:27,847
The last thing you're
gonna see is my face, me.
393
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:32,975
Grinning, as you beg to take them
words back through gobfuls of soil you...
394
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,920
dog-bumming twat.
395
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,295
Jesus, Tommo, man,
what is going on here?
396
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:00,695
Lend someone a bloody ice-cream
van, you don't...
397
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:03,295
expect to be an accessory
in kidnapping a bloody popo.
398
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:06,954
Fuck it. What else were you
gonna do tonight, stay in?
399
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:19,660
Tommo? Vinnie? We've got a problem.
What? Tommo.
400
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:25,655
What's going on, Tom? There's
someone here. What?
401
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:29,447
Well, fuck. Is it the McDonaghs?
What does he look like?
402
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,794
Looks like a right knobhead,
red trousers.
403
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,980
Red trousers? Erm...
404
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,020
Shit.
405
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,580
Vinnie?
406
00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:45,655
Hello? Vinnie?
407
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,695
What the fuck...?
408
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,735
Vinnie, I can hear your phone.
409
00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:51,380
Fuck.
410
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,895
Vinnie. Shit.
411
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,420
Vinnie.
412
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:59,455
What're you doing here?
Can I get some of the doobage?
413
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,620
I got this chick, Leone.
414
00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:04,875
She got frisky with me once
at a Jamiroquai concert.
415
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,155
I don't care.
How'd you even find me, Dude?
416
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,920
"Find your Friend". Here, look.
417
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,035
I don't even have
find your bloody friend.
418
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,155
It's great, it's handy.
Crying out loud.
419
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,035
I fucking do have it.
How do I delete that?
420
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,755
Are you having a party? No...
Is that a weed house?
421
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,755
No, it's not a weed house. It is.
Piss off.
422
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,795
Fuck.
423
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Get the fuck out. Fuck off.
424
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,115
Do yourself a favour, just do one,
man. Less you know the better.
425
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,995
All right, but sort me out,
come on. Leone.
426
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,035
Wait there, wait there.
Yeah, yeah.
427
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,080
Hell's teeth.
428
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,555
Fucking, Chris. Who's Chris?
429
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,080
A pain in the arse.
430
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,275
Jesus. Wow.
431
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,960
Hi, I'm Chris. Are you kidding?
432
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,460
Hi. Hey, Chris.
433
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,075
Hey, Chris, friend of Vinnie's.
Cardi.
434
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,515
Hi, Cardi. Nice to see you.
Pleasure. Rose?
435
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,235
Very pleasant. It's a quite pleasant
one, this one, yeah.
436
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,235
A friend of my dad,
he's got a vineyard.
437
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,640
No. Fuck no. No, no, no, no.
438
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,355
What the fuck did I...
Get out, dude. I told you man.
439
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,755
Hello, Chris.
Friend of Vinnie's? Fuck.
440
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,835
Hello, Chris. Friend of Vinnie's.
441
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,995
Look it's all right.
Don't worry about me.
442
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,915
You are not cool. Don't touch it.
Stop. Dude, I swear...
443
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,940
Go get the fuck out.
444
00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:27,100
Ghost of Long John Silver.
445
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,220
Fuck.
446
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:35,980
Is that a real policeman?
447
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,367
I'm gonna get... I'd better get back
to my dinner party.
448
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:52,300
No fucker leaves. Fuck.
449
00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:05,084
What's going on here, Vinnie?
Look, nothing. I'll just...
450
00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:07,409
I'll sort it.
Is this a sex thing?
451
00:32:07,747 --> 00:32:09,505
You gonna gang-wank me or something?
452
00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:12,665
You've dropped him in it now. Have
to dig two graves tonight.
453
00:32:12,790 --> 00:32:14,705
Would you just shut the fuck up,
Ronnie?
454
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,905
I'll bury you if you don't
put down that gun.
455
00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:19,470
What've you got involved in,
Vinnie?
456
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,545
Who is this lad, Vin?
He's me GP...
457
00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:24,346
and he's cool, he' cool.
All right, no, he's all right.
458
00:32:24,471 --> 00:32:26,911
Just, he's bound by, what is it?
459
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,146
Patient confidentiality or some
shit.
460
00:32:29,271 --> 00:32:31,506
Yeah? Yeah. Does that cover
kidnapping coppers?
461
00:32:31,631 --> 00:32:34,425
I'm pretty sure I'd have to
report that sort of thing.
462
00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:36,465
Do you wanna leave here
alive tonight, you?
463
00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:39,625
Well, actually even if it did fall
under patient confidentiality...
464
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,225
in fact, I'd have a conflict
of interest, cos Carl here...
465
00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,025
is also one of my patients.
466
00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:46,785
You all right, Carl? I didn't
recognise you with the gag on. You...
467
00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:49,745
How's it... Are you feeling better
down there?
468
00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:52,545
Shut up. Stop making words, dude.
469
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:56,065
Just fuck me. He's fine, all right?
He's cool, he's not gonna say nothing.
470
00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:59,585
Is he cool? Yeah. Yeah? Your mate's
just admitted he's been a cop-doctor.
471
00:32:59,710 --> 00:33:02,305
A what? A cop-doctor.
A cop-doctor? Yeah.
472
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:05,825
Cop-doctor? Is that a thing? Is
it? Of course it fucking is.
473
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,945
Of course it is.
He's a doctor of cops, isn't he?
474
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,505
He's fucking one of them.
475
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:14,105
You're gonna have to have a long
fucking think about why your mate...
476
00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:16,910
is talking to a fucking cop-doctor.
477
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,625
It wouldn't surprise me
if he planned this whole thing...
478
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,670
to set youse lot up.
479
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,265
Vin?
Are you having a fucking giraffe?
480
00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:30,025
Are you seriously listening
to Robbie fucking Croft?
481
00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:32,065
No, but why have you
got a cop-doctor?
482
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,625
I haven't got a cop-doctor
you fucking bellend.
483
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,625
That's fucking it.
Hey, hey, hey.
484
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,430
Come on, mate. Wait...
485
00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:44,390
I know you're in there,
open this fricking door. Dickhead.
486
00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:52,105
You all right? Hey. Where's Ronnie?
He's not in the van.
487
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:54,145
How'd you find us?
"Find your friend".
488
00:33:54,270 --> 00:33:56,185
I'm not on "Find your friend".
He is.
489
00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,690
God fucking dammit, Dylan.
490
00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:00,750
No.
491
00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:05,825
Everything all right, is it?
Yeah? Yeah.
492
00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:08,745
Don't come in. Where is he?
No, no, no, no.
493
00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,790
Erin, no. Erin, no. Fuck.
494
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:14,265
Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin.
How's things, Erin?
495
00:34:14,390 --> 00:34:16,924
The fuck's going on?
Just chilling out.
496
00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,105
Please tell me this is just some
sort of fucked-up sex thing.
497
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,945
That's what I said. You don't understand
what we've been dealing with.
498
00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,785
Your idiot brother's caused all this.
I asked you to look after him.
499
00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:34,345
Keep him out of the way at the barn.
Why is he in a weed farm...
500
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:36,865
with a fucking copper
tied to a chair? Who's he?
501
00:34:36,990 --> 00:34:39,385
He's a cop-doctor.
Ronnie, shut the fuck up.
502
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,385
This is exactly what
I've been dealing with all day.
503
00:34:41,510 --> 00:34:44,505
Threatening, bullying behaviour.
"Shut the F up Ronnie."
504
00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:46,385
"I'm gonna effing
F you up, Ronnie."
505
00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:50,025
And it's been hard, mate. It's been
really tough. Shut up, Ronald.
506
00:34:50,150 --> 00:34:52,625
You said to kill him.
I'm offering him options, Erin.
507
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:54,670
Shut up. Shut up.
508
00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:57,625
Why is there a police officer tied
to a chair? All right.
509
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,905
Officer Slater,
was standing guard outside...
510
00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:03,345
we've had to accidentally kidnap
him a little bit. Haven't we, Carl?
511
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:05,945
Carl... Carl Slater as in,
Carl Slater that bums dogs?
512
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,110
Yeah. What are you all doing?
513
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:11,601
Stop it. Stop it with the dog bumming
thing. Listen, it's not helpful.
514
00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:15,145
He's still sore about that. He says
we're all going to jail for kidnapping.
515
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:17,785
You're all a bunch of fucking
idiots. Idiots, man.
516
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,785
But you. What? You're a special kind
of idiot, you are.
517
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,625
Erin... How the fuck do you manage
to ruin everything?
518
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,185
I don't, I bring some colour...
Yes, you fucking do.
519
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:28,225
You ruin your own life
and you ruin mine...
520
00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:30,345
I'm not ruining it...
Yes, you are.
521
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:33,065
I'm an accessory now. I'm going to
prison. Erin, Erin.
522
00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:35,585
Tyler's gonna go to fucking care.
Erin. Erin.
523
00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:40,790
Erin. Come here, Ronnie. Fucking
have you, Ronnie. Get off.
524
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,510
Erin, I'm not... Fuck.
525
00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:48,030
Listen to me.
I'm gonna go and deal with this.
526
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:51,158
Go and get everything in that van
and get it out of here.
527
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,203
What about these two?
528
00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:57,283
We're gonna have to take 'em with
us.
529
00:36:06,003 --> 00:36:07,403
Where is she?
530
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:11,690
Negotiate Cardi's massive hole.
531
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:16,477
Not for the first time,
I'll tell you.
532
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:21,425
Listen, we've got about 35 minutes...
533
00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:24,025
until two vans full of coppers
descend on this place.
534
00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:27,590
We've gotta get out of here.
What's the point?
535
00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:35,657
You know, I must've done something
fucking terrible in a previous life.
536
00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:39,424
I'm stuck on karmic roundabout
and I can't get off.
537
00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:45,624
What am I looking at
for aiding and abetting?
538
00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:50,637
This is all my fault, you know.
539
00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:54,525
It is. It's not.
540
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,225
I dragged Dylan here.
541
00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:59,884
I'm probably the reason Slater
turned out like he did.
542
00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:05,490
I took it out on him
when my mum was bad.
543
00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:10,925
They called it bouts, back then.
544
00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:12,970
They didn't call it bipolar.
545
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:16,610
It was just bouts.
546
00:37:20,410 --> 00:37:22,370
She was all over the place.
547
00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:26,930
I mean, wallpapering the kitchen
before breakfast one minute and...
548
00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:34,597
standing in the school yard the
next, crying cos we hadn't got milk.
549
00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,330
I should've moved away.
550
00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:45,265
But I was scared, you know,
I was scared that...
551
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,324
maybe if she did came back...
552
00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:50,990
If she came back she won't know
where to find me.
553
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,905
It's like when you're little,
you know...
554
00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:57,570
if you get lost in a supermarket.
555
00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:01,617
My mum used to stay just stay put.
556
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:05,690
Stay put, I'll come and find you...
557
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:09,570
and I did. I stayed put...
558
00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:13,370
and she just didn't come back.
559
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,905
It's been 20 years, I've been stuck
in the same bloody supermarket.
560
00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:22,390
She still haven't come back for me.
561
00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:32,124
I'm supposed to listen to all your
problems. Bloody offloaded me own.
562
00:38:32,671 --> 00:38:35,850
What if he's got it? Tyler?
563
00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,645
What if he's got bad blood
and he got it from me?
564
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,725
He hasn't, he's fine.
565
00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,805
And if he has, we deal with it.
566
00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:47,664
I don't want him to know
I'm his real dad.
567
00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:53,090
I just don't want him thinking
this is how you end up, you know.
568
00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:58,010
No. I want him to be real man.
569
00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:00,810
Like Dylan.
570
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,210
I reckon...
571
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:06,205
I reckon,
if I didn't know my mum and dad...
572
00:39:06,330 --> 00:39:10,330
you know if you could just
get rid of all the bad memories...
573
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:13,530
I could've been
a completely different person.
574
00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,890
Just start fresh, you know.
575
00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:21,685
My God. Erin?
I need five minutes.
576
00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,450
Ten, max.
577
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:33,385
God's sake, Carl.
It's ridiculous...
578
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,586
How much have you had to drink?
579
00:39:34,711 --> 00:39:38,305
Who's been giving him fucking drinks?
You did you bloody idiot, upstairs.
580
00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:39,905
No more liquids for him.
581
00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:42,145
He's like bloody Seabiscuit
down here.
582
00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:44,985
Why am I the only one holding his
little, pale knob?
583
00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:47,025
Let me get in. What?
I'm trying to help.
584
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:50,025
You're making it weird. It's like a
threesome now. Vinnie?
585
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:52,790
What? Do you need to pee and all?
Yeah.
586
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,345
Right. Grab him, will you?
It's all right, I can do it.
587
00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:57,945
Why isn't he
strapped to the fucking chair?
588
00:39:58,070 --> 00:40:00,145
That was your job. Not my job, it's
your job.
589
00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:03,745
Whoa, Carl. On me bloody hand.
590
00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:05,825
Fucking hell, fucking splash back.
Get off. Get off.
591
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:07,870
Me new jeans, you pillock.
592
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:10,425
I despair, fucking despair in there.
Where's Dylan?
593
00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:13,425
Dildo, can you text your bird
and find out where she is.
594
00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:16,217
We need to get the fuck
out of her, dude.
595
00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:20,105
It definitely looks like a sex
thing.
596
00:40:20,230 --> 00:40:22,370
What are you so happy about?
597
00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:24,230
Come.
598
00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:29,230
How do.
599
00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:35,570
You're going to have
a lovely long sleep...
600
00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:40,265
and when you wake up you're
going to feel wonderfully refreshed...
601
00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:44,850
and unable to remember anything
from the last 24 hours.
602
00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:49,490
Counting back now from ten. Nine.
603
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:53,965
Eight. You did bum a dog.
604
00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:57,130
Seven. Six.
605
00:40:58,050 --> 00:40:59,650
It were a poodle.
606
00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:03,645
Five. Four.
607
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,250
Three. Two.
608
00:41:07,010 --> 00:41:08,410
One.
609
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,210
Thank you. Thank you.
610
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:23,171
You are a bloody lifesaver, man.
Thank you.
611
00:41:24,290 --> 00:41:26,250
Namaste. Namaste.
612
00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:33,190
Christ. What a ledge.
He's a bloody lunatic.
613
00:41:35,610 --> 00:41:39,205
Hell, we fucking did it. All right,
come on, come on, come on. Come on.
614
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,410
Where's our Dylan? Dildo.
615
00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:47,230
Dildo. Wait, where's Ronnie?
616
00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:51,925
What's he doing?
Adios dickheads...
617
00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:54,584
it's been a pleasure.
Erin, I love you.
618
00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:01,570
Pump the brakes.
619
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:32,730
What a cracking night.
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