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Dear Throat, I had a fit because two months ago, and now I find I'm pregnant.

He wants to marry me, but I don't know if I should.

After all, I barely know him.

Tell me, dear Throat, what should I do?

Sincerely, Trouble Susie.

Okay, take this.

Dear Trouble Susie, you have two choices.

You may marry him, or you may not.

My advice is that you choose between the two, sincerely.

Here's Rose.

I never wrote or told anyone about my problems, but I now reach the point of

return. I need to fight badly.

My husband is a sex maniac.

No matter what time of day or night it is, no matter where I am or what I do,

is right there attacking me sexually.

I just can't take it anymore.

Please tell me what to do.

Desperately yours, Rose Brown. P .S. Please excuse the shaking handrails.

Hmm. This is an ancient king cave.

Very interesting.

Take this.

Dear Rose, Have your husband call my office for an appointment

as soon as possible.

I'm sure this will be beneficial to all concerned, the sooner the better,

sincerely, etc., etc.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

It's a human life.

Hello, Mother.

Is that you?

Listen, Mother, only because I don't want you to worry, but I've had enough

this hick town.

I'm not getting anywhere, and I don't want to spend my best years wasting them

here. So I'm leaving town right now.

I'll let you know where I am and what I'm doing.

Bye, Mother, and thanks for everything.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'm dead.

I'm

dead.

Thank you.

This is George Brown, Miss.

My wife got your letter, and I'm calling to make an appointment with Miss

Throat.

Oh, yes, Mr. Brown.

Let's see.

Will tomorrow 11 o 'clock be all right?

Sure, that's fine with me.

11 o 'clock it is.

And please be punctual. Miss Throat's time is limited.

Now, don't say I don't try to please you, wasting my time on fucking

appointments.

Now, what do I get for that?

Come on.

Come on.

No.

No, please.

Please.

No.

Here, Rose.

Rose, I need it.

I need it now.

I can't get out of this way.

Listen, darling.

I can't stand it anymore. You understand?

Dad, come here.

No,

no. Come on.

No. If you don't come here and lay down at this table, I'm going to get mad.

I'm going to get mad.

I don't want you to lay down. I don't want to see my violence.

I'll see you guys and get fucked again.

Where are you going?

Well, I'm not sure.

You don't know your destination?

Not really.

The fact is, it's the first time I've ever been in a big city.

How come?

Well, I just left home and I just got fed up with all the

bullshit.

Do you have any friends or relatives in the city?

No, I'll have to find a cheap place to stay because I've only got six dollars.

need some food, too.

You look for a job, I suppose.

What can you do?

Not much.

Well, I've been seeing some movies.

I had something in mind.

All right.

You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

We have a big place.

And I'm sure Mother wouldn't mind having you for a few days until you get

settled. So you can stay at our house. You look like a clean -cut guy. I'm sure

Mother won't object.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Say, how old are you?

Twenty -one.

I'm going home and I'm tired and I need some rest.

By the way, Jean, did you pay a bill?

Oh yeah, I just paid up completely.

Including today.

Well, that's good.

That did sound like an interesting case. Could you give me a hand? Sure.

Have a good night.

In the bedroom.

Are you decent? I have a visitor with me.

Decent as I always am.

Well, then, better put something on him and come and meet him.

Relax. Make yourself at home.

This is Johnny Walsh. He's just arrived in town and I've invited him to stay

with us for a few days. I hope you don't mind, do you?

Of course not.

Your friends are my friends, you know that.

Oh, thank you, Mother. Come on, Johnny. I'll show you to your room.

Let's do this.

I didn't know big cities had quiet places like this also.

What have we stopped here for?

This is a special area reserved for young lovers.

Lovers?

Yes.

Lovers who can't do things at home and don't want their parents to know about

it. Well, that's plain dishonest. Parents should know everything.

I... I see.

Tell me, Johnny.

Have you ever had a sweetheart?

Have you ever made love to a girl?

Well, no, not really.

You see, Johnny, in the city, girls and boys are more sophisticated.

Now, don't misunderstand me. I'm not that kind of girl.

Mother's very strict.

A real square.

But when I was six years old, my father died, and that was 12 years ago.

Since then, Mother's never remarried, and I know she's never been with a man.

All she does is her work.

Frankly, I wouldn't want to end up like her.

Your mother is a very fine woman.

It's getting late. We better go. I wouldn't want Mother to worry about me.

Although there's really nothing to worry about.

It's late, Johnny, and you must be tired. You've had a long day. You better

to bed.

Okay. Thank you so much for everything.

Bye. Good night.

Mother?

Mother, are you asleep?

I was.

Oh, I'm sorry, but Mother, you know this Johnny Walsh? He's such a nice guy.

Aren't they all?

No, there's something special about Johnny. He's so, so shy, so bashful.

And you know, Mother, he even admitted to me that he's never had a girlfriend

and never even made love to a girl. And he's 21, you know.

That is interesting.

That's very interesting.

Oh, but you better get to bed now. I have a lot of... I have to get my beauty

rest, you know.

All right.

Good night, Mother. See you in the morning, dear.

Listen, Johnny Wall, if you keep your mouth shut and leave Doris alone, you

stay here as long as you want, and I'll teach you everything you want to know,

okay?

Morning, Jean.

Morning, Miss Rose.

How are you? How was your night?

Fine.

Mm -hmm.

You look bright today.

By the way, where's Bill?

I told him not to come this morning.

He has an important appointment with Mr. Brown.

Don't ever make such a decision like that on your own. You know perfectly

that I can't start the day with a sore throat.

Sorry.

Maybe I can help.

Nonsense. You never need to lose your case.

Now get on the phone immediately and call one of the regular boys to come

right away.

Fifteen minutes.

Danny, are you awake?

This is Gina. I need you immediately.

Can you make it in fifteen minutes?

Yes, yes, you will see.

Okay, fine.

We'll be here shortly.

Good.

What are you sta - standing there for like a stupid asshole.

Like you've never been here before.

Look at your ass and get to the chair.

Come on, come on.

What did I tell you? No good fucking bum.

Okay,

let's start working.

Yes, Mr. Trump.

What's the matter?

Are you dead or something?

I am 18 years old, 6 '3", weigh 235 pounds, and as

strong as a bull, and want to be a football player.

I'd like to leave home, but I don't want to hurt my family. How can I do it in a

gentle way?

Most truly, confused.

Sounds like a good 12 inches.

I like that.

I like that description.

Take this.

Dear Confused, your career is most

important, more than anything else.

Take the first flight and come straight to my office. I'm sure I can be of help

to you.

Personally, you're et cetera, et cetera.

I can't breathe.

You know, I really hate meeting you like that, honey.

But don't worry.

That's not going to point on me for 11 o 'clock.

But we'll continue as soon as I get back.

Oh, no, you don't.

Don't be so modest, honey. You know that I know that you love it. That's what

you think.

Bye. See you later.

Bye -bye.

Oh,

good riddance.

Oh, that's right.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Johnny, are you awake?

Yes. Well, put on your swimming shorts and get ready. We'll have breakfast and

then go to the beach.

Come on, hurry.

I'll be in the kitchen.

I'll be up at five o 'clock.

It's 11 o 'clock. Pay him and get rid of him. At least I feel better now.

What's the matter? You don't trust us anymore? Come on, man. Get out. Leave.

Give it to me, everybody.

You don't see Mr. Brown.

This is Miss Brooks.

Hi.

I hope you don't mind my outfit, but I have to be comfortable when I work.

Not all that.

If the appointment matches what I see, I don't think I'll be disappointed.

Well, I don't think we should discuss your problem. You know, here in my

there's just too much traffic. Why don't we go into my private room? Let's step,

Miss Throat. Let's step.

I don't want to be disturbed.

Yes, Miss Throat. Me either.

Come in, Mr. Brown.

I was thinking on the couch beside me.

Thank you.

Would you like to tell me about your problem?

Well, I'm going to come straight to the point, Miss Throat.

It's my wife.

She's complaining constantly that I fuck her too much.

And I assure you, I don't do it any more than ten times a day.

Go on, go on. Well, it seems like I'm running around with a hard -on all the

time.

Can you help me?

Can you give me something for it?

Well, the best I can do is 300 a week.

With a bonus thrown in from time to time.

But let's see what you have to sample first.

Yes, ma 'am.

You know, I've been waiting for this for a long time. I read you all the time,

too.

You write some nice things.

Well, I certainly read and take my advice.

Maybe I can be a big help to you. Well, I believe that everyone should have a

good follower.

And you're one of my favorites.

Well, this is what I've been talking about.

Boy, I was infinitely waiting for this.

This is great.

Oh, yeah.

Mr.

Brion. Oh,

just hold on tight.

Oh,

Mr. Brion.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I like his eyes like that.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no.

Oh, really?

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, don't fight me.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

Miss Throat's office?

Oh, yes, Mrs. Brown.

Your husband is here all right, yes.

I understand.

No, she's busy with him right now.

Why don't you call back in half an hour?

I'm sure she's trying her very best.

Oh,

I feel so good.

Oh, throat, don't stop.

Oh,

that's nice.

What a nice throat you have.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your mouth's really hot, throat.

Throat? Oh, you're getting hot now.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, throat don't stop.

Oh, your mouth is really hot, throat.

Oh, you got a hot mouth.

Oh,

that's

nice. What a nice throat you have.

All of them.

Oh, that's nice.

What a nice throat he has.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he sounds really hot.

Oh, he's got a hot mouth.

Really hot, broke.

Broke? Oh, you got hot now.

Broke, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you felt really hot.

Oh, you got hot now.

Oh, that's nice.

What a nice rope you have.

Good. Oh.

Oh. Oh,

that night. What a nice

road to you.

I am really hot.

I'm getting hot now.

Well?

Man, you do have a problem.

Don't misunderstand me.

Not the energy.

It's the style.

Crude.

Very crude. No refinement. No wonder your wife is falling apart.

Lots of treatment.

Yes, yes.

Daily. Yes, daily. Yes, yes.

Okay, my offer still stands.

Come on into my office. Good.

Well, I can see his wife wasn't kidding.

Mrs. Grosshofer.

Yes,

Mrs. Grosshofer. Here she is.

Here you go.

Oh, Mrs.

Brown. Oh.

Yes, Mrs. Brown. I see my husband is still there.

I didn't lie to you, did I?

No, no, you didn't lie, no.

Oh, he truly cares.

Oh, and you too.

Oh, yes.

Let me call you back.

Let me call you back.

Stop. Oh, that's nice.

What a nice stroke you have.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, you bounced really hot.

Oh, you got a hot mouth.

This is a wonderful treatment and I can assure you I'm going to come every day.

That's worse.

Wait a few moments. I feel a little bit hasty coming.

I ain't ready.

Dear folks, the girls in my town say I'm the greatest fucker around.

And putting modesty aside, I believe I am.

You think I can make a living in your big town doing just that?

I have a record of having fucked nine girls in one night. How about that?

Sincerely, Johnny Walsh.

Johnny Walsh!