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Thank you.

What's the number?

Ten paces?

Yeah.

Okay.

I have to get the caviar, right?

Yeah, good.

Okay, great.

You know, I'll be talking to you next week, I'm sure.

Okay. Bye -bye.

Come in.

Hello. Are you Laura?

Hi. Yes, I am. How do you do? Fine. Good.

I'm pleased to meet you.

I've heard a lot about you, Gail.

Except, how long have you been in Europe?

About nine months now. I was transferred here from the New York office.

The stock is right in the Fortune 500, which is good news. But the bad news is

I've just been too busy to find what I need.

You must be very... Well, sex has been a problem. I mean,

I have a health boy, but that's not really adequate.

Hardly.

Well, you are aware of our capabilities here at Club Ecstasy.

You bring fantasies to life.

Well, not just any fantasy.

For example, last year, we recreated the Whirling Teacup for a man who had a

Disneyland fantasy.

I'm not looking for anything so elaborate.

Well, there was a woman with a Queen for a Day fantasy, and she wanted to fuck

all the other contestants with a dildo. Oh, I don't even want to hear that.

All right.

Well, if you just take a look at our video screen over there, and see if we

find something in our catalog, then we'll send it to you, all right?

Fine. Okay.

Bye.

God bless you.

Thank you.

Who the hell does he want that? Was it a young girl or a man?

The fact that you don't know who's how good we are at what we do. I guess so.

Well, I wouldn't be interested in anything so rich as that.

Yes?

Oh, uh, Mr. Peterson is having a little problem in room 12.

Well, can you see to it?

I'm busy right now.

Okay, I guess Godzilla will do.

Fine. Just don't follow me with these things. You know I hate monsters, don't

you? Yes, an animal.

I shall tame him, is it?

Does he work for you?

Interesting.

I don't know, maybe.

He's my business partner.

Oh. So he doesn't do junk, like myself does occasionally do fantasies, but only

when he is attracted to the client.

So it is possible.

It's possible.

We'll talk about that later.

Ah, this is the bazaar room. It's currently being used by the C -mail.

The what?

The C -mail.

I don't know. Yeah, how are you doing? Good. Where are you from?

I'm from Texas, Long Island. You know, USA is the best country in the world.

your wife? My wife, my wife, forget about where she's from because when she

it, she'll get one of those accents.

You know,

your clothes are very nice.

You like this? Yes, very nice. Well, this is what you call Baltimore, honey.

I'm telling a joke, honey.

This is what you call Baltimore, honey.

Oh, the TV show Miami Boys.

This is awesome. I see.

Very good. Very good.

What do we have going on here?

I am at your service this year.

I am at your service. I can give you the grand tour.

No grand tour. We don't need no grand tour, right?

The what next?

The orgy room. How about the orgy room?

I'll take the orgy room. I'll take the women's time.

I want to come to New York.

And I want one of the assholes, right? Okay, and your wife?

My wife?

Does she look like she has sex?

Forget about my wife, right? She's going to watch.

I'm in charge.

Oh. All right.

The customer's always right.

Yeah, just follow me.

Follow me?

I'm going to lock this place. I can tell already, you know?

Is this for me?

It's for us, man.

Are you ready?

What, you've just died in?

Sure, anything you want. Why, are you afraid?

Well, they might throw me off. They won't throw you off. Look, they'll love

if you come in there.

Now keep Jane over here with me, all right?

Until she's ready. How's that?

Yes? Yes.

Okay. Come here.

I'll tell you what. I think this is going to be too much for you.

Come with me. Come on.

Come with me.

Come on. Trust me. Trust me.

I feel so sad.

We'll find something for you, too.

Come. Come.

What would you like?

Come on.

Put a hand in your mouth.

There.

What would you like him to do?

I'd like him, you know, to sing with his wife.

And I'd like...

One lady, your problem is solved.

Come with me.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

What else you got in this establishment for an American guy like me?

Oh, you're ready for more things.

Absolutely. Let me see.

Oh. How about the mistress?

The mistress?

Yeah. He knows everybody needs a mistress. Come on. I'll take you. Come

Come on. Oh, thank you.

The mistress does not like to be kept waiting.

No, I'm not sure you're going to get it, but it's kind of unusual.

Hey, you name it, we can do it. We've got a broad spectrum here.

Yeah, technically, yeah.

The kind of life I lead, I'm composition constantly. You know, men flock to

women with power, and I'm trampling down.

Do you want a woman then? Is that what it is?

But

what

exactly is it that you want?

I want to be corded.

Corded?

As in candy, flowers, and all that?

Yeah, all that.

For as long as it takes for me to feel good by him. You know, that's going to

take a pretty short time.

I'll say, look, I don't even remember what that's like.

Going home.

I'll take care of it.

Great. Thank you. You're welcome.

I love you.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um um

Mm hmm.

Thank you.

Oh, how are you? A nice American tourist.

Grabbed and chained in my room of danger.

Mm -hmm.

You know, it's a good day.

You know?

Women, their life's been a mess. It's been a mess. It's been a mess.

It's been a mess.

It's been a mess.

No. No.

No. No. No.

We're going to turn the water on at the end of the day.

So watch that little miracle apple you got.

You're going to have an apple.

What?

I'm going to light it up a little bit cold.

I'm going to put this in the pot.

Oh, it's going to be so hot, please.

It's so hot.

It's so hot.

These sorts of nasty assholes.

We?

Yes, this is he.

Wonderful. Where should I go?

Fine. I'll be there. Thank you.

For you, my dear.

No. Uh -huh. No. No, hold still. That's right.

You have to hold still. Don't.

Don't hold still.

I

can't

see. I can't feel.

Can you feel my fingers on any of them?

Yes.

Oh, thank you.

Yes.

Oh,

my legs are tired.

Oh, it's hot.

No,

no, it's not too hot.

No, no, it's not.

No more.

Let me feel your tongue.

Please leave me. I can't. I can't do this.

I missed you.

Please turn the water down.

I can't do this. Please turn the water down.

No, no, no, no. Please turn it down.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do

this.

People do, we just do.

I can't like always.

Would you like that?

We don't want you to fall asleep.

Yes. Yes, please.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh

-huh.

Yes, yes.

Please walk.

Tell me you want.

No. Yes.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor.

Do me a favor.

That's what you do.

You do it here.

Wow, baby.

A little more.

Wow, love.

Okay.

A little bit more.

Just a little bit like that.

Yeah. Just a little bit.

Uh -huh. You haven't slept for a couple of hours.

We couldn't do it better, huh?

You know.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, you just didn't know the way to work.

Not yet.

You know. You know.

You have to be rather quick.

Yeah.

Not yet.

I'll tell you when.

I'll tell you.

Uh -huh. Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. No,

nothing. I, uh... I don't want to do this anymore.

What? The scene, the fantasy. I'm just tired of it.

Well, I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, come off it, Doc.

I'll pay you the full rate, okay? I just don't want to do this romance game

anymore.

Not even if I want to?

Don't patronize me. I just don't want to do this.

How did you ever come to think so little of yourself?

I mean, you're a beautiful, dynamic, interesting woman.

And it shouldn't be so hard to realize that a man could be interested in you.

Don't you understand?

I'm falling in love with you.

Of course you are.

But you're an illusion.

And don't be so smudged. This doesn't happen to me every day.

Carol, think about it.

Why do you think you're falling in love with me?

I don't know.

Maybe it's the little things you do.

Look at me, and what do you see?

I see you.

You're a very handsome man. What do my eyes tell you?

You're confusing me.

I've had a very wonderful time escorting you,

and it reminded me of...

The way my life was before Club Ecstasy.

But I thought you liked your work. You told me that... Oh, I do like my work,

yes. And I'm good at it.

But it doesn't always satisfy me, and it doesn't keep me warm at night.

But... What you see in my eye is love.

I love you.

I love you, and I want to make love to you.

Let's... Good night, Chuck.

Just... What?

Good night, Chuck.

I'd like for you to leave right now. Please.

Good night, Chuck.

Please?

Chuck?

Oh, God.

Where is my good buddy, Jock?

He's going for the evening, but I know just what he wants for you.

You're here for the final session.

Oh, no.

You're not going to hit me, are you? Are you going to hang me out a window with

your diapers on me? No, of course not.

Good.

It's nice and normal.

Because to tell you the truth, you know, I wouldn't be here in the first place

if it wasn't for my wife. Did I tell you about my wife? No.

My wife is an immigrant.

You know what I mean? She's a foreigner. And she's really stupid.

Oh, terrible.

And she knows nothing about sex, so my sex life is fucked up. And so I come

just to have a good time, you know, because my wife is bad.

That's terrible. And it turned on me.

Mm -hmm.

You're American.

Well, what? How'd you guess?

Oh, my God, you're American. I can't believe I met an American.

Oh, you don't know what I've been going through. My wife is so stupid. Dope it.

One day I get up and it sounds like she's from Russia. Then ten minutes

think she's from Israel.

And then she's got this accent. I swear she sounds like Bear Bryant's daughter.

You know? The coach from Alabama.

And... Oh.

The final session.

The final session. Something normal.

Something normal. Just a boy and a girl.

Normal. Normal.

But it can't be too normal.

Don't. You take off your clothes.

Sure.

Yeah, this is what I'm here for. Really? This is my punishment.

Sure.

You're a passionate one, aren't you?

You know, all my sessions started out very normal.

Oh, they did?

Yeah, but they didn't end normal. They didn't end with you.

Oh,

my God.

Why don't we just get rid of these, okay?

You take those off.

That's right.

Oh, very good.

What did he say his name was?

Shites, I mean, Ted.

Ted.

You know, Ted, you do that very good.

I like it.

You still have your pants on.

Yeah.

I'm going to come back.

I'm going to come back.

Yeah, watch it. Yeah, you like it?

Yeah.

Yeah, good, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's my wife.

It's my wife!

I told you not to worry about your wife. No, don't do that now. I told you not

to worry about your wife.

Jane!

Thank you. I think it's about time that I leave your establishment

with my wife.

Oh, of course.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

You're everything I've ever wanted.

Ever.

Well,

how was it?

It was fantastic.

Just do it again.

No, I never got that far.

Have you come far enough to go down here to the bar for some more champagne?

You're wonderful. I think so. A bottle of champagne.

Champagne is wonderful. Let's go for a drink.

We'll be married.

And tomorrow we fuck again.