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Bye honey, drive safe, have fun with the boys, and don't

do anything I wouldn't do.

Bye.

Finally, I got the house to myself and it's been so long.

What am I going to do with myself?

I'm sure I'm up with a few ideas.

So quiet.

It's been a while since I had the place to myself.

I'm not sure.

I mean, there's no rules now.

Andrew's gone and I'm by myself for once.

Hello my friend.

It's been such a long time.

I mean a long time.

Whatever.

I think it's been six months.

You missed me.

I'm sure you have.

I'm talking a third person.

This is how desperate I am.

Oh you've been a bad boy haven't you?

Mom has missed you.

What am I still looking at as it is here?

Now that we're more acquainted.

I almost forgot how you worked.

It's been that long.

I missed you so much.

I'm sorry.

I missed you so much.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hey man.

Yeah this is going to be an excellent trip.

Nah it's a whole weekend to ourselves.

Fucking snowboarding.

Nah I'm just going to pick up Andrew real quick.

I'm going to go to the house.

I'll put you later.

Alright bye.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Oh my god.

Who are you?

Sorry.

Miss Sars.

I was looking for Andrew.

Andrew left with his friends an hour ago.

Where were you?

I was supposed to pick him up.

I was late.

I'm sorry.

Late? Really?

Come on.

Can you just like turn around or something?

I don't know.

I'm kind of...

I'm just...

Oh it's okay.

Okay?

Yeah.

Seriously.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I really just came here to pick him up.

I didn't need him in the rocks.

But he's not here.

He's gone.

He went bye bye.

Yeah?

Yeah.

So we...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Well I was just going to meet up with him at the cabin.

You've been over before, haven't you?

Andrew and a couple of friends, I think I've seen you

before.

Yeah.

I mean I've been around a couple of times.

A couple of times, huh?

We haven't really gotten acquainted.

But...

When are you gonna sit down?

Are you sure?

I mean...

There's nobody waiting out there for you.

Andrew left with his friends.

I'm kind of lonely.

Alright.

I won't bite.

Come on.

Much better.

Are you...are you warm?

Yeah.

I'm warm.

Good cause I am too.

So...

Miss Cyrus.

Oh, call me Tia.

All my friends do.

Miss Cyrus is so official.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not official.

Oh, is that a thumb or is that your dick?

It's quite big.

You're a big boy now, aren't you?

Yeah.

Miss Cyrus.

Again, call me Tia.

Tia, sorry.

It makes me feel like a naughty girl.

Like I used to be.

Oh, wow.

You're nice and hot.

Oh, yeah.

You're very welcoming.

Maybe I told you I don't like it.

Let's see.

You may have a lot of skin.

Rhyme maybe, but I think you can.

You're very fast.

Very impressed.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

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- Still wanna go with the boys?

I think I like this better.

- I thought so.

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- It's so good in my mouth.

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- You definitely better than my girl, though, I have hair.

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*sigh* Yeah, let's get these pants on.

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Oh my god, that feels so good.

I'm gonna have to check out my face.

Give me my tissue.

I'm gonna have to check out my face.

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Oh fucking god, oh so fucking warm, so fucking warm.

Oh fuck.

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Oh boy.

You're definitely not aware actually, you're a man now.

Don't tell Andrew okay?

Yeah, this is our secret, yeah.

Don't tell Andrew yes.

And if you keep forgetting to go on trips, this could be

like a regular thing you know?

Definitely.

So I was actually having a long time tonight.

Oh, yeah, I guess I don't mind.

Yeah, I'm sure they're waiting up in the mountains so...

Yeah, I guess we'll go.

Bye.

Bye.

Where did I put my tongue?

Fuck it.

Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Does it better.

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