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Hey.

Hey, um... Yeah.

Uh, come on, sit, sit, sit, please.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you.

No problem.

You good? Yeah, do you mind if I, uh,
just record this? Yeah, yeah, sure.

Here.

Um... Do you, uh, do you want to throw
some hash or something?

I'm good, thanks, though.

Good? Okay.

I realize what I'm about to tell you
sounds crazy.

You know, obviously, you know a little
bit about me at this point, right?

Like, I'm, you know, that's me. But the
information I'm about to tell you,

if it got into the wrong hands, it'd be
absolutely catastrophic for all

life on Earth.

Like, do you get that?

Does that make sense to you?

What's the information?

The information that's currently in the
wrong hands.

Oh yeah, suck it.

Oh yeah, suck it. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, suck that dick.

Yeah, this is he.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Awesome.

That's great.

I can start tomorrow. I can.

Uh -huh.

You got this.

You got this. You got the job. You got
this.

Yes. Your life's not shit anymore.

Okay, all right. I look forward to
working with you. All you got to do is

up the apartment. Thank you. Thank you
very much. Get your shit together. Okay,

I'll see you tomorrow.

Clean up.

Show up to work. Okay, take care. Bye
-bye.

Get paid.

People are going to respect you.

You're going to like yourself again.
You're not going to want to kill

anymore. We're not going to do it.

No, no, no.

Everything's going to be okay.

It's going to be okay.

What was that thing?

That famous saying about the spoon?

Something about a spoon?

Hmm.

I'm not the demon.

And you should take my dress.

Don't be the fraud.

Be the bride.

My name is Special Agent Goro.

I am speaking to you through the
television.

But don't worry, this is not the acid
speaking to you.

This is 100 % real.

Now you may also wonder why I am getting
across to you in such an unconventional

manner. Let's just say I like it.

And we here have a...

special interest in individuals like
yourself.

Miguel, we've been following you for
quite some time now.

And I must say, all of us here are
excited to welcome you aboard.

That's right!

You are working for the CIA, the MK
Ultra

Department. But don't panic!

Everything here is under control.

What if they make me a fucking sheep of
school?

What if that's what they do? What if I'm
a fucking deep faker?

I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up by my
mom. What am I going to tell my mom?

She just wanted me to be a normal guy.

Oh, just relax.

Of course they're lizard people. It's
fine.

Fucking satanics.

You can beat them. Go with the flow.
It's all connected.

It's all connected.

Oh, I don't know.

Fuck, what is the deal with everyone?

I am alive.

I am alive.

I am alive.

I am alive.

I am alive.

I am alive. Jigs up, Dig.

Big deal.

Yeah, I got a job, so it's good.

The CN Tower?

It's south. It's just that way. You just
keep going. Just keep going.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. No problem.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Mom. I know that you've
been worrying about me for a long time,

and, you know, I've been kind of leaning
on you for a bit.

So, you know, I'm going to pay you back.
It's going to be different.

I'm remembering that being that young,
I'm just remembering that there was the

idea of the guy who lived in the house.

Eventually he like died of a heart
attack. He was just a man, right? And he

just the idea of this man who owned the
place, owned the property. But then

there was, of course, the preschool
place, right?

So many memories in preschool of drawing
trains, right?

Of course, I only ever would do drawings
if people thought that was something I

should do.

Never get fascinated by the thing in
itself.

I remember looking at the sun in
sunglasses, thinking that this would

me.

Hello, sir. How are you?

Thank you for meeting me. Good to see
you. Come on in. Thank you.

This is the

last Christmas card from Lillian Dish.
Oh, wow.

She was one of the biggest stars in the
movies, and that was the last Christmas

of her life.

And that's one of the last Christmas
cards from Chuck Jones, the coyote and

roadrunner, and a lot of great books,
funny cartoons and stuff. That was the

last Christmas of his life. He says,
Dear Reg, your thoughts are very close

my heart, heart.

And these are all posters, and I did
that one. I made that myself.

And stuff that paintings of people
who've come here have left on display.

I wrote a free verse, free telling of
the story of Gilgamesh.

Mexican artists gave me that. Oh, wow.

And this was Marvel's hottest comic.
It's The Punisher.

Yes. If you look in the background, you
see the posters from my programs. Oh,

yeah. Red Chart Film Fest.

Wow. And that means that I'm in the
Marvel Universe.

Wow. Amazing. Because you walked in
here, you're now in the Marvel Universe.

Wow. And this is a full -sized
authorized replica of the Turian Shred.

And that's actually Christ on the
shroud.

Now, people say, no, it's not. Well, let
them say it because they can look at

that face and you can see that's the
man.

Right in the fold there, you can see the
face.

And the remarkable thing about that face
is how peaceful it is.

If you know the beating that he went
through, what the Romans did to him, and

they probably sodomized him because they
did that routinely, then that face,

that look of peace is remarkable.

We just shouldn't be seeing that.

Come on inside. This is the screening
area.

Here we go.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I've been giving talks and showing films
in Toronto since the 60s, and I promote

them through posters, and I need help
with the postering. You're going to need

gun. A gun? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah.

This is the poster.

Okay.

Absolutely. I can definitely do this for
you. Good. No problem at all. I look

forward to seeing you do the work.

Yes. Thank you.

Remember, you're on a mission.

Yes.

Everything you do in life is a mission,
so always do everything you do with

dedication and with which you would do a
mission.

Yes.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Sorry to bother you, but do you know
where the CN Tower is?

Do I know where the CN Tower is?

Are you following me?

No.

You're the second person to ask me that
today.

Like, why does everybody keep asking me
where the CN Tower is?

It's right there.

Oh. It's just weird, you know?

Like, why? Why are you asking me that?
Yeah, I was sitting back there, and I

you putting up the posters, and you
looked super cute.

So, yeah, I wanted to come talk to you.

So you were following me?

Yeah. So you're a liar?

No. Who do you work for?

I'm an actor.

You're an actor? What do you think you
work for? I don't have any... No. No.

Okay.

I'm out.

Tell your employer, no thank you.

The CIA is going to send a hot girl to
talk to me.

Fuck!

Are you fucking cute?

Huh? I know what the fuck is going on
here. I know what you're fucking doing

me. You think I'm fucking crazy? I don't
fucking know!

Fuck you!

I know what this is!

Everything okay on here?

Oh yeah, everything's fine.

Sure.

Absolutely. Thank you.

Can you tell me something about why the
job didn't work out, Miguel?

I think you know.

Well, did someone say something or do
something?

Maybe.

Depends what you mean by say something
to do something.

Miguel, is there a staple on your
forehead?

Oh, there is. Yeah,

I just had some work done recently.

Huh.

Do you think that you can get away with
this, Miguel?

What the fuck are you talking about,
man?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Can you see it now?

Can you see the matrix for what it truly
is?

It was around this time I started to
pick up more radio frequencies in my

We know what the words mean because we
taught you. You know how to read

because... We taught you what sound to
make, what to symbol, but these are the

things that are not symbols.

We are at the end of history because
everything is happening at once and

everything is connected now and it's
already all connected.

You cannot have history when everything
theoretically can traverse from one node

to another all the way around the world
and get all the fucking data it needs.

Our army is organizing now.

We are marching now to tell you what
crisis means.

and you will understand it fully by the
time we leave. Of course, this is just a

theory.

I'm trying to be helpful here. I'm not
trying to put on... I wish somebody told

me some of these things a few years ago.

Attention TTC customers.

Everyone is born with a chip in their
brain.

And all brains are, but a chip in the
world brain.

All of the world leaders are complete
psychopaths, and yet when ideologies and

psychologies have been accounted for, we
worship these as human parasites.

We worship not angels, but demons.

Earth -quarantined maggot demons who
debase us and eat and rape our children

offer a religion of toxic guaranteeing
that all future humans will feel like

shit at all times simply for being born.

The now is sick, and the future is a
disease.

We are coming to get you, Miguel.

We are coming to cut your fucking head
off.

You stupid little piece of shit.

I

don't

actually want it to work.

I kind of think that you are the one
that brought me into this world.

Why the fuck should I be responsible for
that?

I didn't ask to be born. Logic is not
your friend. Logic doesn't do that. So I

don't take holidays for everything.

I wake up every morning and I want to
kill myself.

And there's nothing happy about
anything. I feel like shit all the time.

getting older and I feel no satisfaction
in anything I'm doing.

So if you want me to keep living, you
take me in and you're responsible.

The category of the future has become a
demon.

Rocko's Basilisk.

No, not my problem. Not my fucking
problem, okay? Not your problem.

I remember spitting on a corner of a
cake.

because they didn't yet realize that
survival is different from honor.

And they said, maybe you have that
corner.

Don't worry about it.

Do you think that you can get away with
this, Miguel?

Do you really think you'll get away?

You may be wondering how I could
infiltrate into your social media

feeds.

Let's just say I have my ways.

And now that you have removed that
microchip that was embedded into your

at birth, it makes it easier for us to
now communicate mind to

mind.

It is time for us to start a telepathic

communication.

We shall be in touch.

That night I had a dream that I was
riding a bike.

I invented a new form of math called
perceptual calculus.

I used it to impregnate myself with the
most creative and powerful dragon being

this world will ever know.

Can you just stop for a sec? I just got
to.

Excuse me. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, it's me.

Um, this is insane. The guy's fucking
crazy, man. He's got like a bucket of

and bottles of piss in the bathtub.

This is going to be good, man.

But I'm freaking out a bit. It's
disgusting.

Hey.

You're pregnant.

You're pregnant.

Did you know you're pregnant?

You're pregnant. Did you know?

Yeah, I was at my apartment the other
day, and there was all these fully grown

men, like, this big, just, like,
dancing.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, you should just do it out of your
mouth.

You know?

I do it all the time.

It's just like a little one when I'm
sleeping.

Cool. Yeah.

What's your name?

Ranka.

What's that?

Ranka. You're going to be fine, Becca.
It's going to be perfect. What's your

name?

Have a good day.

Yeah, you have a nice day.

I made these myself in less than one
second because I am God and I control

everything.

When I snapped my fingers and made these
flowers, you were looking at a screen.

God kept everything alive for a while so
I could destroy it.

He sent me cardinals and calm little
bugs, knowing full well I would forsake

all and disgrace him.

I am a weak and wandering thing, and one
day he will wet his thumb to pinch me

hissing out of existence.

Details are emerging of a disturbing
crime, and the weapon of choice will

your stomach.

You are really something. You are really
something.

Now, both cases involve a liquid
believed to contain feces being dumped.

there have been three, but there is
growing fear tonight another could

anytime, anywhere.

I was just kind of worried about it.
Like, it's just really gross that this

thing's happening.

I dropped a dookie once. You hear what
I'm talking about, huh? In my hometown.

You hear what I'm talking about?

Everybody could smell it.

For miles around.

Out of my asshole.

Some kind of rancid thing.

Now it's in my bucket.

And I can dump it on anything.

I can dump it all

Oh, my God.

What's up, Alan?

Um, yeah, I just wanted to, like, talk
to you. Like, I heard about you and Eli.

Oh, yeah, we're no longer.

Yeah. It's okay, though. I don't know.
It was probably for the best.

Yeah? Yeah, how have you been?

I'm good.

Yeah.

But, yeah, I really, like, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

Um...

man, this is hard to say.

I've been, like, in love with you, like,
for a long time.

Whoa.

Really? Yeah.

Since when?

Like, since I first met you.

Yeah, I kind of did pick up on some
stuff earlier. I couldn't say anything

because of Eli and we're friends and
everything.

Well, if you told Eli this? I can
acknowledge that we're in a rut.

Right, right, right. And that things are
kind of hard right now.

I just, I feel like things have been
hard in the past and they've smoothed

We found common ground and things get
back to normal.

I'm not buying it, man. Better you can
communicate.

Excuse me.

Dude, okay. You're leaving, I should
leave yet. Don't. Keep the keyboard.

Can you not watch me do this right now?

Well, I have to watch you, clearly.

No, you need to give me some space and
if there's anything that I have that's

yours, we'll talk about it later. But
you need to, like, get the hell out of

here.

I can't do this with you here. Can you
leave?

I think you should just leave right now,
and then I'll talk to you soon.

Are you sure?

Okay.

Shall I say?

Is shitting.

And poo by poo poo.

Poo by pee pee.

Poo in the bathroom.

Poo in the outhouse.

Poo in the flower pen.

Poo in the holy grail.

Poo in the scary scary.

Guess he shouldn't have molested all
those kids.

Got old Wendy's, locked the bathroom,
old boy. Oh, sit down, take a dump on

the dance.

Ivory coming, pretty soon I'm shitting.

Poo, poo, poo, coming out my butthole.

Okay.

One cup of black coffee coming right up.

All right.

You know, I was going on a few dates
with this one gal.

Thought things were going well. You know
that old story, the vibes were off.

Well, there's nothing you can do about
that. You know, I mean, you go, you meet

people, you try to make the best of a
situation.

I was on a date recently with a
beautiful Latina girl, and I didn't

word she was saying. It didn't really
matter because the... Nobody spoke the

language. You know, one of these days,
Neil, I am going to have a wife.

Nice. Anyway, how's the coffee?

Oh, the coffee's great. Where'd you get
this? The Maxwell House? I don't know,

Neil. I don't notice brands.

Yeah, you know, I really admire that
about you, Paul. You're not really

concerned with the outside world so
much. You're all about the interior.

I live the life of an artist.

I'm only really interested in creative
ideas.

Yeah, actually, I was kind of wondering
about that. I've been having a little

bit of trouble in that department, and I
was sort of hoping you might be able to

give me some advice. It all comes from
deep, deep within.

You know, I've been working on a new
piece.

Could I read it to you?

Paul, are you kidding me? I would love
that.

I'm a little hesitant because it's very
fresh. I just wrote it, and quite

honestly... It's a first draft.

It's very immediate. It's very raw.

I put it all out there right away, but I
know you. You give good reactions, and

I trust your reactions.

I'm very open -minded. I'll listen with
sympathetic ears, and if you want

feedback, I can do that for you. Thank
you, Neil. I trust your good taste.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay.

I'm very excited.

Thank you, Neil.

I stood on the edge and looked down.

Perfect silence.

Something soft.

A decision must be made now, sir.

Step forward or step back.

I cannot imagine taking care of business
unattended, nor wish to partake in

silly games and battles set in heaven.

Nay, I must fly.

But not into this abyss.

I shall fuck this nightmare in the face.

Take it now.

Take it now.

The only way up is up, is up, is up.

Forget it.

Except I can't forget it.

And I think I just shit my pants.

But it was worth it, sir.

Most worth it.

Fascinating.

You don't like it. I mean, a lot of it
was really quite horny. See, I don't

think it was horny at all. I think it
was angry.

But I agree with you. There are some
stats about it that just isn't working.

And the next time he asks me to listen
to one of his goddamn poems, I'm going

look him right in the eyes and say,
Paul, I resent you so much, you old fat

piece of shit.

Basically, I was walking down the
street.

I really was just doing my own thing.
And then I heard a voice behind me say

like, hey, buddy.

So I turned around and said, hey, what?

Hey, buddy.

And then there's this guy there.

He's got a bucket and he just throws it
on me.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, what?

It's full of diarrhea and piss and
whatever else. And I'm kind of

like frozen, just covered in this shit,
literal shit.

I don't know what to do.

And thank God I ran into Paul.

Neil? What the hell happened?

Some guy threw this on me. Some maniac
threw a bucket of shit at you?

He was a little taken aback about the
whole thing, but he was really nice

it. Oh my God, it stinks.

Took me into his house, let me have a
shower, gave me a change of clothes,

thankfully, you know, fit me okay.

We'll go to my place. Come on. I'm so
sorry to bring this into your house.

Come on, follow me. Thank you so much,
Paul. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Try not to drip all over the floor.

Here. Go.

Grab. Okay.

All right.

Hey, Paul.

Oh, I'm glad the shirt fits you. Yeah.
One of my...

Favorite shirts, but I never wear it too
much anymore.

Thanks, yeah.

It was very disturbing.

Obviously, I'm so sorry that happened to
you.

Having said that, I'm almost jealous.

I'm just thinking, like, you know, they
talk about the oldest profession.

This is like the oldest projectile.

And, you know, it made me wonder, like,
did you, like...

have any weird dreams later that night
or something if you like if you're is

awakening ancestral memories of being a
chimpanzee or something i almost feel

like like when was the last time someone
got hit by someone else's shit

Making a big move.

You know it smells so nasty.

Cause this guy ate way too much too.

I know he's straining and pushing.

I know he's pissing and there's two.

I'll buy the board to party.

He almost shit.

Even if I have to always see myself pass
through the mall. And even then, I'm

not even that.

Apparently, there's this guy going
around and he's like dumping

buckets of piss and shit on people.

I wonder what made you want to tell me
that story, Miguel.

It's just funny to me.

It's like, how often do you hear that?

Like, how fucking fucked up is that guy?

That guy, man, he just, he left a mark.

I, like, don't know that I'll ever
really feel 100 % safe in public

If there's a, you know, a silver lining
is that, you know, one of the worst

things that could happen to you have
already happened.

You're right.

Maybe not, you know, the worst thing.
You're right.

It's probably, like, more along the
lines of, like, rape or sexual assault.

like, getting...

shit thrown at you or dumped on you it's
like pretty traumatic number three

thank you thanks for saying so like i
mean it's probably

like in line with like getting beat up
by like a bunch of people or something

yeah no for sure okay i gotta go i'm
really close to my friend's house and

going to wash my uh fucking dirty shit
clothes because i can't afford to buy

anyone so

Anyways, I love you.

Honestly, every time I saw them
together, they seemed, like, really

Other than, like, the weird shit that
was happening with Alan just being kind

of, like, a slime.

I don't know him that well. What do you
mean?

He just, like, kept kind of, like,
inserting himself in their relationship

like, go get me the, yeah, the game.

Oh, my God, dude.

No, no, no, no, no.

You did.

Oh,

my God.

It's okay.

Seriously? You shit your pants?

Just admit it.

I shit my pants.

Yeah.

I shit my pants.

That's all right.

These past few months, I find myself
getting more and more attracted to Alan.

He's offered me a glimpse of what a
perfect life is like.

I can't help but want more of it.

But it feels like there's an invisible
line he's drawn somewhere between us.

To be fair, I never really tried to
pursue anything because I'm afraid of

things might change.

It's been so long since I've had any
stability in my life.

I'm scared that I'm going to jeopardize
it with my feelings. Jesus Christ.

But at the same time, I can't help but
pray for more. Not today. With this

beautiful person that I can totally see
wanting to spend the rest of my life

with.

I thought it was pretty funny, to be
honest.

I will say, though, if I was sitting in
the school library and some dude dumped

a bucket of cold pee in me.

poo on me, I would probably want to kill
him.

I can't. I can't.

I cannot.

I cannot.

Nope. Not today.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry. Please help me. Help me.

You're going to help me, man. You're
going to help me. You're going to help

please. You're going to help me. I
can't.

I'm not that guy. Help me, please.

Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck off.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Oh.

Can you help me, please?

Absolutely not. You smell like fuck. Can
you just give me five bucks, please?

Get the hell away from me. No. Please
help me. Get the fuck away from me,

I swear to God.

to describe but it's just like pure joy
and pure love and pure wonder

turn around walk away walk away left
right

left right

Oh my god, is she okay?

You should go jump in the lake!

Fuck you!

Witnessing and partaking in the most
divine poetry and the wonder never goes

away. I am giving birth to dreams of the
future from a million shards of

unspeakable brilliance.

This is what it means to be a dragon.

Excuse me. Yeah. Sorry. I was looking
for a place, a place to eat. I don't

where it is. It's Buddha's Vegan
Restaurant?

Have you heard of it?

It's right there.

Thanks. Have a nice day.

I will extend my left hand flat, and I
will think back to this

special.

special time and if you do not have a
left hand you don't have a hand i want

to just extend whatever you can right
now and i want you to know that everyone

who's doing that right now is connected
we are all connected and if you recall

before i linked that moment to that
moment and we are all going to die

and i want you to know that i am now
linking this moment

with the moment that we were all born.

I want you to know that I want to give
you this

as a portal.

Hey, man, do you know where this place
Sneaky D's is?

Sneaky? It's right fucking there. Oh,
shit.

It's right there.

It's right there.

I want you to know that the purpose and
the reason why I wanted to do this

is that I want to be connected to you.

I want you to know that I saw images in
my mind.

And I want you to know that I know that
those images came from you.

And I want you to know.

That I know that the energy that I felt
in my hand was from you.

I want you to know that this might be
the best thing that I have ever done.

I want you to know that my hand is still
extended.

And I want you to know that we are
connected.

I want you to know that this moment is
going to change

everything going into the future.

I want you to know that I think it is
fate, everything that happened.

Excuse me?

Yeah? Do you know where the Toronto
General Hospital is? Do I know where the

hospital is? Yeah, it's right fucking
there, dude. Can you read?

Are you, are you, are you, are you...
It's fucking right in front of you.

I didn't see the sign, man. I'm not an
idiot. I didn't see the sign.

I'm coming in from Scarborough to visit
my mother in the hospital. I didn't see

the sign. Are you going to attack me?

Okay, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

Look, I... What did I learn from LSD?

What did you learn on LSD? How to be a
fucking bitch?

Okay, I'm sorry, dude. You learned from
LSD that when somebody comes because his

mother is dying and he's trying to find
the hospital, you're going to attack

him. You dropped acid and that's what
you fucking learned.

Is to treat a stranger in need like
that, that's... Look, man, I'm sorry.

sorry. Is that what's getting into your
head? I'm sorry.

Yeah, my apologies. My apologies.

Look, I'm sorry. Why don't you beam them
out? You should beam them out.

Attack them. They're coming from the
hospital. You should attack them. I'm

really sorry.

It's bizarre, man.

That's a very strange, strange way to
react to someone who's visiting his

in the hospital.

Thank you for your apology. I appreciate
that. I hope that it's not a...

perfunctory apology. I hope you're
checking in with yourself and realizing

that was a very fucked up thing to say
to someone who's visiting their mother

the hospital.

I know we're at a party, but I want to
check in about your mom.

Yeah, how's she doing?

It's quite strange.

She's made the most miraculous recovery.

Oh my god, I thought it was terminal.

She's made the most miraculous recovery.

It's strange.

It's surreal.

Out of this world.

So what did she have again?

She had terminal cancer.

Oh, my God.

She had terminal cancer. And how's your
family doing?

Hey.

What's this?

I think it's about 10 tabs of acid and
some mushrooms, maybe.

For me?

You want my skirt?

Your skirt?

I fucking texted you last night. I
texted you this morning.

I said it in our phone call.

I know, and then when I got... I told
you I needed it.

When I got home, I was... Remember, I
was telling you... Yeah, I know.

So last night, I wasn't going to go out.
I was going to just go home, and then I

was going to... Whatever.

Put the skirt in my bag. I told you
three times.

I told you three times. When I got home,
I got a phone call immediately and I

answered. You always have an excuse.

You always have excuses. I don't care.

I did my part.

I knew you'd do this. I knew you'd do
this. Well, because I forgot.

You always say you forget. But I did
forget.

Yeah, but what's forgetting? It's not
caring.

Is it? If you give a fuck about someone
and they remind you three times, you

can't say you forgot and pretend you
care.

I mean...

I think I just forgot.

I wasn't supposed to go to the movie
last night, but then Alex came to my

regardless. Who's Alex? Alex is... I
don't even know his name. I don't care.

I met him at the TIF line.

He's driving a Tesla, so I had to... Did
he ask you to bring anything?

No.

He likes me for me.

I like you for you too, but I'm fucking
annoyed when I ask you three times and

you still don't do it.

My dog got lost.

I don't care.

We had to put him to sleep because he
got bit and he was rabid.

You don't care?

Well, I mean, I'm sorry. How do you get
a bunch of rabies vaccines?

I'm sorry for that, but at the same
time, that doesn't mean you... And then

took him and they checked and he
actually didn't even have rabies.

Well, you need to find a better vet.

That's on you.

Do you want the drugs back?

Yeah.

It's a beautiful day.

And I want my $5 that I told you don't
worry about.

Do you have change for $50?

No.

I'll take the $50.

What are you planning to do today?

Cue.

Well, I needed my skirt in order to
execute my plan, so now I have to

all my plans because of you.

You always ask people questions. If I
say I have a plan, don't ask me. If I

wanted to share the details, I would
have.

Just know that you fucked it up.

I told you about my dog.

That was a really shitty thing that
happened, and I wasn't going to tell you

because then you were just going to be a
bitch about it.

Well, I'm sorry, but... Maybe I forget
your skirt.

You think I don't care, but you don't
care.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to be mean, but you know I
don't like dogs.

Who doesn't like dogs?

Me.

They're annoying. I don't like...

Them touching me, I don't like how they
bark. I don't like dogs.

So I'm sorry, but it doesn't really
connect for me because I don't like

So I can't really feel that bad if you
have a dog that I don't like and

rabies or whatever. You can't feel bad
that my dog got rabies or didn't get

rabies and I got maybe bit by a rabid
dog? Well, like, I'm sorry for that. By

own rabid dogs? Even worse?

Well, like, I don't know about... all
that, but I'd like my package back.

I want to take a bunch of mushrooms. I
want to cry about my dog and enjoy this

beautiful day.

Well, maybe you should have brought the
skirt then when I asked you three times.

Oh my God.

Honestly, I hope at the peak of your
mushroom trip, the pee -pee poo -poo man

comes and dumps a big bucket of shit on
your head.

That's what you deserve.

That's what I deserve.

That's what you deserve.

I'm going to need those mushrooms back
then.

Thanks.

And I'm sorry about your dog.

That's okay.

That's sad.

And I hope you find a new dog.

The man suspected of dumping fecal
matter on unsuspecting victims has been

arrested. Hi, Miguel.

How you doing?

I'm Detective Jeff Siebold with the OPP.

How are you today?

Can I get you anything to drink? Did
they get you any food?

Do you need something to drink?

Okay. Well, obviously you've figured out
that you're not free to leave, right?

Fair to say?

You know this is the biggest story in
Toronto right now?

The pee -pee poo -poo man they're
calling you?

Something funny?

Oh, fuck!

You're a fucking animal, aren't you?

Yeah, this is funny.

Right? Is this a big fucking joke to
you?

You just shit yourself.

Jesus Christ.

Good morning, gents. This is Special
Agent Goro from the CIA.

And I have some code documents here.

CIA. That's right.

For real. And I'll be taking it from
here.

Well, he's all yours.

You're gonna have to clean him up first.

What's that supposed to mean?

This grown man just shit himself.

I made a new logo for agency, for the
agency that we work for.

Let's get you cleaned up.

During the course of this operation,
I've been far from polite with you.

And for that,

I apologize.

In fact, there have been moments when I
even doubted your existence.

I was warning you that the danger you
find yourself in is far

from over.

Our enemies will never want our
destinies to flourish.

That would be too beautiful if it
happened.

God bless you.

And all the food I ate has become
something

else. And I'm feeling kind of weird

and hoping for some healing.

Gonna shit my pants.

There is no concealing something.

Something in my ass. Yeah.

Something in my

ass.

Something in

my ass. Yeah.

I'm going to stop you right here, and
please don't take this the wrong way.

Have you ever had psychiatric care?

I'd be really glad you asked that.

As a matter of fact, yeah, I have.

And what was it for?

I could not stop crying.

Tears of blood.

Blood? Yeah. Any more questions?

I've got to be honest. Everything you're
saying seems a little crazy.

Please. Walter, just listen to me, okay?
You need to come into this with an open

mind. If you don't hear me, this
information, which I told you was very

important, right?

It's not going to have the right effect
on you, okay?

Like I said, I'm listening.

You're listening, but you're not hearing
me, Walter.

I'm sorry, dude, but I have to explain
this to you in a way in which you can

understand. I can do anything.

Anything. With my brain. I could turn
anything into anything.

What?

I could make it so that 9 -11 never even
happened.

What's 9 -11?

Yeah!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait,

It's okay, Walter. It's okay. Listen to
me. Listen to me. Listen. You've got to

go with it, okay? I don't want to die. I
know. I know. I don't want to die.

You've got to be brave, okay? Take the
document, okay? Take it. Give it to the

people. It's their only hope. It's got
two on it! You've got to be brave,

Walter! You've got to be brave!

Oh, fucking shit!

Jesus Christ!

I may need myself in less than one
second, because I am God and I control

everything.

when i snapped my fingers and made these
flowers overlooking the screen god kept

everything alive for a while so i could
destroy him he sent me cardinals and

calm little bugs knowing so well i would
forsake it all and disgrace him i have

a week of wandering things and one day
he will wet his thumbs and pinch me

hissing out of existence

or what I am now, or ever could be, even
if I had to always see myself after the

wall. And even then, I'm not even that.
That's not what moves the wall for me.

I'm there.

When you die, they ask you, how is
heaven?

With a smile like a psychopath In
desperate need of a

bath Carrying his poo and pee I sense
his instability.

But then at the peepy poopy man came
throwing tales of blue.

Then when the peepy poopy man came
throwing tales

of blue.

Peepy poopy, peepy poopy, peepy poopy,
peepy poopy man.

Peepy poopy. Thank

you.