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- ♪
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Well, this all looks good to me.
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We're excited to get
started on the work.
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But before we do, just a
couple of quick questions.
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Lena, I think you've covered
everything that matters,
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as well as a whole bunch of
other things that don't matter.
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- We're all set.
- You're all set.
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I'm not all set.
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I'd like to get a
better picture of the man
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we'll be exposing our children to.
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I will not expose myself to children.
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How would you characterize
your relationship
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with Yelp reviewer Maureen G.,
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who wrote, "The work was strong,
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but not as strong as
the whiff of misogyny
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Vlad brought into my home." End quote.
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Maureen G. I remember.
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Like most women, she had
nice legs and bad ideas.
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You think most women have nice legs?
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That's your problem with what he said?
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- I mean...
- Misogyny! And more than a whiff.
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Look, if you want the
best, you hire Vlad.
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So maybe I tell you you
look nice a couple of times.
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Maybe I don't.
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I mean, I'm not a glasses
guy, anyway. Just so you know.
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Enjoy your sideways house.
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I know what you're doing.
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And I'm not gonna let you
sabotage the sale of this house
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by undermining every contractor
who tries to work on it.
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This is happening, Lena!
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And it's my week, so please leave.
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This is a common space.
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You have no power here.
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Be gone.
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Did you just Glinda me?
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♪
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♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel I just need ♪
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- ♪ Someone to say everything's okay ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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- ♪ Everything's okay ♪
- [MARTIN WHISTLING ALONG]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR
- [MARTIN CONTINUES WHISTLING]
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- Hey, Martin? Door's locked. My keys are inside.
- [MARTIN CONTINUES WHISTLING]
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Okay.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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Martin, open the door.
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It's not your week.
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Okay. You wanna go there?
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Do you want to go there?!
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Oh, I'm already here.
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I see. Yeah, you want to get nuts.
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Alright, let's get nuts. Let's go...
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Wait, is that lunch for our children?
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- Yup. Oh, well!
- That is not nutritious.
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- Guess the kids are having a cheat day.
- A cheat day?
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- A cheat day, yeah.
- You've got to be kidding.
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That is not a cheat day.
That is brown-bag diabetes.
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I no longer strive to reach
your unreachable standards,
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okay? And just like Vlad...
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the award-winning contractor
that you drove away...
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- I don't work for you.
- Big news, guys!
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- ♪
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- Why is Mom locked out?
- Is she?
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Oh, Lena. Why didn't you knock?
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Oh, look at that poor thing out there.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Aww, thank you, sweetheart.
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So, what's your big news?
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- I lost a tooth!
- [LENA GASPS]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Well, wait till you
try your dad's lunch.
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You're gonna lose all your teeth.
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Can I show this to Ajay after school?
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I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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Ajay gets out of school really late.
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But, um, what about this weekend?
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I never get to see Ajay
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since he got into that
stupid school for smart kids.
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I know, but you'll always be
best friends no matter what.
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Or not.
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♪
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Hey, you may find that you grow apart,
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get older, develop different interests.
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Ajay goes his way to MIT. You
go your way to Chico State.
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- Chico State?!
- MARTIN: Mm-hmm. And then one day,
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you run into each other on the street
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and you won't even
remember each other's names.
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Goodness gracious! Silly Daddy.
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Don't listen to dumb silly Daddy.
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"Dumb silly Daddy"
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is the only one who's gonna give
it to you straight around here, kid.
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So unless you want a load
of sunshine blown up your...
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Milo, why don't you go put
that chomper under your pillow
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- so the Tooth Fairy can find it.
- Okay!
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I wonder how much she'll leave me!
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Not a penny, son.
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Not a penny.
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Because the Tooth Fairy...
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isn't...
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real.
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- You shut your dirty mouth!
- She's a lie, bro.
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Fairies don't exist.
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But money does.
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Huh?
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- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- Whoa.
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- Cash, cash, cash!
- Cash, cash, cash!
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- Cash, cash!
- Yeah.
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What in the innocence-destroying
hell are you doing?
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I'm done sheltering
our kids from reality,
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trying to be the perfect
phony baloney parent.
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On my weeks, I am going back
to parenting the way I want to.
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- To punish me?
- ♪
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[SIGHS]
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Why?
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I'm Snapchatting Hazel.
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"All these apples,
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and you still didn't pick me."
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Normally I'd make fun of him,
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but his peers will take
care of that for me.
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What's the end game here, bud?
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To make Hazel feel sorry for me
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so she'll take me back.
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That won't work. She's
not taking you back.
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Well, you know, who knows?
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- Maybe down the road, the two of you...
- That's not helpful.
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Yes, it is! Down the
road, we'll what, Mom?
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- Well, you could...
- Hey, hey, hey. It's not your week.
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[WHISTLES]
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[WHISTLES]
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[SIGHS] Okay.
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Look Mace, you don't
want Hazel to pity you...
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- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't,
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okay? You want her to miss
spending time with you.
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How do I do that?
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By living your best life,
man, you know? Like...
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having a great time.
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And then rubbing her face
in it on social media!
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What's the most fun
thing you can think of?
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- Kan Jam?
- What?
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That lawn game that we used
to play, that Mom banned?
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She banned it?
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She said it was like "putting
two trash cans on the front lawn."
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In her defense, that is what it is.
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Something Mom hates, huh?
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- That does sound fun.
- ♪
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Let's go, man.
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Oh, that was close. That was close.
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- What was that?
- That was close. Come on, you got this.
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Hey, Mom. Dad reinstated Kan Jam.
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- Did he, now?
- Oh, yes!
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I know you said it's a waste of time.
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No, I said it was a waste basket.
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And another waste basket.
That's literally what it is.
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- Hey, Ms. W.
- Hey.
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Heard you, uh, weren't
a big fan of the Kan.
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Truth be told, Jules, I'm not.
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We're all having fun. I
hope that's okay with you?
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Are you kidding?! You know me.
I never want the fun to end.
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I do know you, and I never
would have characterized...
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- Oh, Lena, what are you doing?! We're in a drought!
- [ALL YELLING]
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- Call my mom!
- Turn it off!
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Anyway, I got him with the sprinkler...
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but it wasn't gratifying
because it was a warm day,
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so I think it actually cooled him off.
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You can never let him
get the upper hand. Ever.
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That's why I always give Arthur
the smaller piece of meat,
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even if I'm not hungry.
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And then if I can't finish,
I throw it in the garbage.
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Can I get you a glass of milk
to wash that down?
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Hey! Don't call them "free samples"
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if they're gonna be laced
with your judgment.
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It no longer qualifies
as a free "sample," Maya,
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if all the little muffin chunks that
you ate add up to a whole muffin.
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Uh, I'm pregnant,
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and I have cravings for free stuff.
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I'm telling you, Martin is
intentionally trying to upset me.
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I've never seen him so vengeful.
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- Well, you contractor-blocked him.
- Yeah, if it's really over,
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maybe just let him fix
up the house, you know,
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and then sell it and move on.
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Oh, don't be naive. Martin
doesn't want to move on.
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He wants a war.
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- [DOG PANTING]
- ♪
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And I'm about to stockpile my arsenal.
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Are you a good boy?
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Oh, you are. You are, aren't you?
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Is she about to weaponize that dog?
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Martin is super allergic.
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We don't know that.
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He claims he is,
but it's never been tested.
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That is some deeply sinister
[BLEEP] right there.
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♪
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LENA: Martin?!
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Hey, Martin.
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Oh.
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You did laundry. That's very sweet.
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Now I feel bad.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Was this dry-clean only?
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- Cashmere! My cashmere!
- Yeah.
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Yeah. I know how much
you love this thing,
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but unfortunately I mishandled
it, and now it's ruined.
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♪
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- It's okay. It's cute. Mm-hmm.
- It's cute?
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- Think you can still wear it?
- Oh, yeah.
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Even though it's doll-sized?
Won't be too small?
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Nopey dopey.
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Okay. Fun phrase.
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- Yeah. You know what else is fun?
- Hmm?
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- [WHISTLES]
- [DOG BARKS]
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- ♪
- [PANTING, GROWLING AND BARKING]
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His name's Dander.
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- Oh.
- His name is Dander!
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- His name is Dander?
- Dander.
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I love you, Dander.
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Wait, isn't Dad allergic to Dander?
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Who cares? What should
be call him for short?
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Dander!
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♪
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You did this, Dander.
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♪
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You caused this pain.
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Sociopath.
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- You're a sociopath.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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♪
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New look?
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Oh, you fool.
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What have you done?
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Oh, you know...
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I may have forgotten to put the
water-softening pellets in the tank.
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And now that I think about it,
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I may have accidentally replaced
them with sodium hydroxide.
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If your eyes weren't swollen shut,
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you'd be terrified of the
look on my face right now.
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- Well, I guess we're even, then.
- We are not even!
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You know what?
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You're right!
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You brought Dander into this house,
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and in doing so, you affected my health.
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- I am having trouble breathing.
- As am I!
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This tiny cashmere sweater
is compressing my lungs.
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I, uh, heard things had gotten
ugly between the two of you.
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Quite ugly.
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Okay, Dad...
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Brought you something
else to argue about.
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Milo has asked to move in with me.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I told him if I was ever gonna shelter
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any one of your three
kids, it would be Mason.
249
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:26,540
But that didn't seem to stop him
250
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from having his mail
forwarded to my address.
251
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He doesn't get mail. He's 8.
252
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,843
It's an application to Wisley.
253
00:10:33,236 --> 00:10:37,866
It's this school for gifted kids
where his friend Ajay goes.
254
00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:39,770
The only way Milo's
getting into that school
255
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is through the service entrance.
256
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,185
- I can't believe he wants to move out.
- Listen.
257
00:10:44,191 --> 00:10:46,943
Could you two please declare a truce?
258
00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:48,773
Before there's a house-wide mutiny?
259
00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:52,143
♪
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♪
261
00:10:53,955 --> 00:10:56,339
How many changes of
underwear do I need...
262
00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:57,642
for life?
263
00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,210
Three?
264
00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:02,481
Sweetie, we don't want you to move out.
265
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,300
We would all be so sad.
266
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:07,474
I mean, just think about how sad
and lonely Mason would be.
267
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,510
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- "All these laces, and you still trippin'."
268
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,893
- [SIGHS]
- He wouldn't even notice!
269
00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,995
He hasn't even noticed that your hair
270
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:17,510
looks like it got caught
in the garbage disposal.
271
00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:20,223
And that that Dad's face
looks like an STD.
272
00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:22,853
Face it. This family has grown apart.
273
00:11:22,859 --> 00:11:24,724
We just want different things.
274
00:11:24,819 --> 00:11:27,241
And what I want
is to live with my grandpa
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and to go to the school
for gifted kids.
276
00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:31,619
Yeah, well, neither of those
things are gonna happen, bud.
277
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Because we just can't let
you go. We love you too much.
278
00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:37,344
Besides, you don't really want
to live with Grandpa.
279
00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:39,339
The only thing he knows
how to make is tuna.
280
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,855
- He likes tuna.
- Mind your business.
281
00:11:41,861 --> 00:11:43,944
Sweetie, I know that your daddy and I
282
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:47,026
- have been bickering a lot lately...
- Well, I wouldn't call it bickering...
283
00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:48,939
- Quarreling.
- More like quibbling...
284
00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:52,227
They can't even agree on what word
to use to describe their fighting.
285
00:11:52,236 --> 00:11:55,188
But that's over now.
We've buried the hatchet.
286
00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:56,394
- We did?
- Yes.
287
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From now on, Mommy and Daddy
are gonna play nice,
288
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and everything's gonna go
back to normal, okay?
289
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:03,206
What about the smart kids' school?
290
00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:07,294
- Well, I guess if you really want to go to Wisley...
- Lena.
291
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,220
we'll do what we can to
help you try and get in.
292
00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,720
- Deal?
- Deal.
293
00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:12,886
♪
294
00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:14,794
Let's start by taking my portrait.
295
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,218
- Do I look gifted in this?
- MAE: Whoa!
296
00:12:17,224 --> 00:12:20,421
Dad's face looks like an STD.
And, Mom, your hair is...
297
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,411
Mae, take your brother downstairs
298
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and get him some gifted photos
in front of the hearth.
299
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,976
I'm sorry, so we're all
gonna pretend that
300
00:12:26,982 --> 00:12:29,748
Milo is your gifted child? I mean...
301
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,079
people. Come on.
302
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,819
Okay, Mae, you can be gifted
without being cocky.
303
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,600
How would you know?
304
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,806
Mm. [EXHALES SHARPLY]
305
00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:39,905
Let me just grab my writing feather.
306
00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:42,309
- ♪
- [SIGHS]
307
00:12:42,315 --> 00:12:43,820
It's called a quill.
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00:12:46,201 --> 00:12:49,186
Mason, your father and I
need to have a chat in private.
309
00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:50,678
This is my room!
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Fine.
311
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,155
I know what you're
gonna say and I agree.
312
00:12:54,161 --> 00:12:55,396
You don't know what I'm gonna say.
313
00:12:55,402 --> 00:12:58,508
"We can't let him do this, blah,
blah, blah." And you're right!
314
00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,095
He'll be crushed
when he doesn't get in,
315
00:13:00,101 --> 00:13:02,305
and he's just too young to face
that kind of rejection.
316
00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:03,888
That's not what I was gonna say.
317
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,064
I think we should let him try.
318
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,695
What's the worst that
could happen? What, he fails?
319
00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:09,609
It's good practice for
the rest of his life.
320
00:13:09,615 --> 00:13:11,438
These kids are gonna fail constantly.
321
00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:13,495
- But...
- They don't know how to deal with loss.
322
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,342
Look at Mason. I mean, how
long ago did Hazel dump him?
323
00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:19,115
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- "All this repellant, and you still buggin'."
324
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:21,153
Okay, that is not the same thing.
325
00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,754
We both know Milo doesn't have a shot.
326
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,840
I mean, this school is
impossible to get into.
327
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,527
He would need tutoring, and even then,
328
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,446
- he probably still wouldn't get in.
- Is Milo that dumb?
329
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:31,652
- Yes.
- Yes.
330
00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:32,858
- No.
- No.
331
00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:35,959
Just academically,
it would be a stretch.
332
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,660
And I am not interested in
crushing our 8-year-old's spirit.
333
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,146
Well, then why did you tell him you
were gonna help him get in, hmm?
334
00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:43,463
What is it with you, Lena?
335
00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:45,304
What, you just tell people
what they wanna hear
336
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,587
even if you don't mean it?
337
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,599
Did you mean it when you said
Hazel and I still might have a chance?
338
00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:51,913
- Sure I did.
- Get out.
339
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,499
- Hey.
- Please?
340
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:57,633
♪
341
00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,445
Hurry up. You just missed
me looking gifted!
342
00:14:00,451 --> 00:14:02,065
I find that hard to believe.
343
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:06,066
Is this... too parse?
344
00:14:06,524 --> 00:14:07,822
Sparse.
345
00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:12,633
- ♪
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
346
00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:14,040
Did you get it?
347
00:14:14,335 --> 00:14:15,535
Get what?
348
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:21,087
- ♪ Yeah, you got this ♪
- ♪ La-la, la-la ♪
349
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:24,305
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
350
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:27,274
We can't agree on anything anymore...
351
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,337
including how to parent the kids.
352
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,123
Milo wants to move out,
353
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:33,165
Mason is clingy and desperate,
354
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:35,127
- and Mae...
- Mae. [CHUCKLES]
355
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,447
Mae is your Maya.
356
00:14:36,453 --> 00:14:38,453
- Dad!
- I'm just saying.
357
00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,448
She's going to require more.
358
00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,858
And she'll never marry.
359
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:46,257
But there is still a joy
to be had from her.
360
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,869
Geez, Dad.
361
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,879
My whole point is that
the kids are gonna be fine.
362
00:14:51,175 --> 00:14:53,197
Right now, you're the one
I'm worried about.
363
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,098
'Cause if you fall apart,
so does everything else.
364
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,793
I'm not falling apart...
365
00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:01,402
Then why are you still wearing
that ridiculous sweater?
366
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:03,689
All of this is Martin's fault.
367
00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:05,419
He is provoking me,
368
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:07,707
all because I don't want
to sell the house.
369
00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:09,419
You don't wanna get back together,
370
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,031
but you don't wanna be apart.
371
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:12,916
What do you want?
372
00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:16,403
I want things to be like they
were before we slept together.
373
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:19,583
Well, I have no idea
if that's even possible.
374
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,372
But if you want a fighting chance...
375
00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:26,264
We have to stop fighting.
376
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:30,347
♪
377
00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:31,763
All right.
378
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:44,348
♪ Weightlessness, no gravity ♪
379
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,120
♪ Were we somewhere in between? ♪
380
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:50,633
[SCOFFS]
381
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:51,946
What are you doing here?
382
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,938
Martin, I don't want to fight with you.
383
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:56,228
I mean, we've made it this far
without turning our house
384
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:58,940
into a war zone. Can't
we just hold our fire?
385
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:00,649
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
386
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,681
If you want to hire
Vlad the contractor,
387
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,284
we'll hire Vlad the contractor.
388
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,854
Is this another example of you
just telling me what I wanna hear?
389
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,785
I'll call the guy and apologize.
He can start Monday.
390
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,277
And I won't wear my glasses.
391
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:15,378
So you're agreeing to sell the house?
392
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:17,657
No, I'm agreeing to fix the house.
393
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:20,777
The rest we'll figure out
when we get there?
394
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:24,253
- I can live with that.
- Well, you don't have to.
395
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:26,269
That's what the garage is for, right?
396
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,094
[CHUCKLES] Right.
397
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:32,401
♪ I'm a ghost to you,
you're a ghost to me ♪
398
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,597
- ♪ A birds-eye view of San Luis ♪
- And, you know,
399
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:38,005
I'm not trying to be
dishonest about my feelings.
400
00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:41,584
I just like to try
and cushion the blow.
401
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:43,979
♪
402
00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:46,495
I don't like to see our kids get hurt.
403
00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:50,069
I don't like to see
you get hurt either.
404
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,616
♪
405
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:53,716
Yeah, well, sometimes people get hurt.
406
00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,101
Sometimes they need to get hurt.
407
00:16:57,496 --> 00:17:01,429
And it's not always your job
to be the cushion, right?
408
00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:03,108
Right.
409
00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,105
The good news is,
410
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,014
we may not have to cushion anything.
411
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,698
I mean, what if we're wrong?
412
00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,675
What if Milo's the kind of smart
that normal people like us
413
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,217
just can't detect?
414
00:17:13,223 --> 00:17:16,215
Yeah. I mean, Einstein's
parents probably didn't know
415
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,006
- what they had on their hands either.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
416
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,578
You know, weird-looking kid
with crazy hair. Who knew?
417
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,715
Yeah. Maybe we're doing all
this worrying for nothing.
418
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:23,985
Yeah.
419
00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:27,791
♪
420
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,398
LENA: What is he wearing?
421
00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,210
MARTIN: What is he doing?
422
00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:36,034
Well, he has a system.
It's just outside the box.
423
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,240
- I think they want inside the box.
- _
424
00:17:38,246 --> 00:17:41,359
♪
425
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:45,200
- Hey! How did it go?
- I think I did amazing.
426
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:47,098
Extremely excellent, I should say.
427
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,189
- Good for you.
- We love your confidence.
428
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,705
Hey, look. It's Ajay.
429
00:17:50,711 --> 00:17:52,517
Ajay! Over here.
430
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:55,819
Hello, Milo. Martin, Lena,
you're both looking well.
431
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,363
- Why, thank you, Ajay.
- Oh. Thank you.
432
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,638
Milo, would you like me to take
you on a tour of the school
433
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,246
while your parents await word
from our dean?
434
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,955
Is there a bathroom I could tour?
435
00:18:02,961 --> 00:18:07,219
I need to go number two, or as they
say in Roman numerals, line line.
436
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:08,938
- Did you teach him that?
- No.
437
00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,144
That's amazing.
438
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:15,610
♪
439
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,125
He might still get in.
440
00:18:17,524 --> 00:18:19,269
Yeah, it's a no.
441
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:21,168
I hate this school.
442
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,656
Me, too.
443
00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:29,949
♪
444
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,155
How'd it go?
445
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:32,465
- Well...
- Well...
446
00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:34,262
Really well.
447
00:18:34,754 --> 00:18:37,153
- You got in?
- They didn't say I didn't.
448
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,565
Okay, buddy. Here's the deal.
449
00:18:43,035 --> 00:18:44,523
They did say you didn't.
450
00:18:44,529 --> 00:18:45,748
That's what I said.
451
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:50,132
No. No, no, no. I think... I think
you're confusing "did" and "didn't."
452
00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:51,537
They said you didn't.
453
00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:52,925
But they didn't say I did.
454
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:56,459
- That's correct.
- Yes. Got another one right.
455
00:18:57,849 --> 00:19:00,050
Milo, sweetie.
456
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,653
They don't want you.
457
00:19:01,659 --> 00:19:02,859
What?!
458
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,446
Did they see my pictures?
459
00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:06,739
They did, buddy.
460
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,662
They saw me measuring a banana?
461
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,857
Yeah. Even that didn't do it.
462
00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:12,129
Oh.
463
00:19:12,544 --> 00:19:14,476
I guess I'm not gifted.
464
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:17,857
♪
465
00:19:17,863 --> 00:19:19,462
Well, hold on.
466
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,870
Hold on. You didn't let me finish.
467
00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:23,664
You didn't get into Wisley...
468
00:19:23,859 --> 00:19:25,758
because that school is on Earth.
469
00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:30,152
Your test scores showed
470
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:32,072
that you are out of this world,
471
00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:35,218
which is why you're getting
a full scholarship...
472
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,335
- to space school!
- Shut your beautiful mouth!
473
00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:40,935
I will not!
474
00:19:40,941 --> 00:19:43,546
Because it's true, baby!
You're going to space.
475
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:47,002
Hear that, Mae? I'm gonna be
blasting off! In your face!
476
00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:49,371
- When do I leave?
- 2061!
477
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:50,765
Guess I'd better pack!
478
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:53,274
He really is that dumb.
479
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,039
- [EXHALES SLOWLY] Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
480
00:19:57,774 --> 00:20:00,556
♪
481
00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:01,955
So...
482
00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:04,949
I guess you changed your mind
483
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,369
about the kids needing rejection?
484
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,752
Yeah, well, I-I said it wasn't your job
485
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,245
to always be the cushion.
486
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,046
So today was my day.
487
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:18,274
Hmm. Alternating cushions.
488
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:20,762
Like a dirty couch. I like that.
489
00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:23,364
[CHUCKLES] You like that?
490
00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:25,489
No, I don't like that.
491
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,758
But I prefer not fighting.
492
00:20:28,764 --> 00:20:31,217
Yeah. Me, too.
493
00:20:31,223 --> 00:20:33,381
♪
494
00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:37,296
And, listen, I'm... I'm sorry
I made your throat close up.
495
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,888
Yeah, um...
496
00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:42,018
I'm sorry about making
your hair fall out.
497
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,914
My hair didn't fall out.
498
00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:45,205
Yeah...
499
00:20:46,974 --> 00:20:48,174
It will.
500
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,604
♪
501
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