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A woman's 40th birthday is a big deal.
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Huge.
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It's the age at which you officially
become a MILF. At least, that's what I
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for my friend Penny.
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We've been together ever since we met in
a Mommy and Me yoga class like 20 years
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ago. And I adore her, but sometimes, to
be perfectly honest,
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she can be really fucking uptight.
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I've decided to fix that.
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Yes. Yes.
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You're a pretty princess for your
birthday.
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It's dorky. It's silly.
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It's silly.
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I mean, it's pretty, but I can't. It's
silly.
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It's just not for me.
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I'm ready to go.
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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No.
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No, what no? What's wrong?
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To all of this. No to all of this.
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You're a MILF now. You have to dress a
little bit sexier.
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Well, okay, well, this is what I have,
so.
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Or is it?
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Ta -da!
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Um.
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What is it?
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Axel's latest cute little girlfriend had
this on, and it was so hot, so I asked
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her where she got it, and I bought one
for you.
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Ryan, I can't wear the same stuff that
your stepson's little girlfriend's wear.
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This is for, like, a college girl.
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No, it's not.
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I can't wear this. Come on.
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It's not enough.
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I'm going to be hanging out of this.
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That's kind of the idea.
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You're built now!
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Okay, alright, alright. I will put it on
just for tonight, okay?
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I'm so excited!
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You're gonna look so good.
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Why does your stepson always date girls
that dress like sluts?
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What do you mean, slut?
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What? Nothing!
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So don't wear one!
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Oh.
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Dude, I can't believe you talked me into
this, man.
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We're not supposed to be here.
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It's fine.
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What if our stepmoms find out?
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Dude, they're not gonna find out.
They're out doing boring mom stuff.
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I just don't like lying to my mom, man.
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It's her birthday.
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That's a weird thing to say.
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What if they don't even let us into the
club, dude? We're barely 21.
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What about your girlfriend?
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Listen, this place is crawling with
cougars, and they all love to suck cock.
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What?
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Yeah, dude, they can't get enough of it.
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Really? Yes, when's the last time you
had a girl begging to pull your dick
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Where are we supposed to go, anyway?
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Look, I think it's this place.
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All the women are dressed so slutty.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, imagine her on her knees begging
you to pull your dick out of your pants.
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That does sound pretty fun, dude.
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What sounds fun?
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What? Mom?
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?
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Me and Max were actually just about to
go to the club.
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Same.
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Hey, Maxie.
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Hi, Miss Keely.
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No, no, no.
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No, I can't.
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Fuck, dude. I told you, bro. Fuck.
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I guess I better go calm her down and go
talk to Maxie. He seems stressed.
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Yeah. You look so good in this color.
Thank you. It matches my panties.
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Okay, I... I shouldn't be here. I
shouldn't be here. I should be at home
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husband, wearing something appropriate
for my age so that my son doesn't...
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stepson?
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Brian!
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What?
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I'll go talk to them.
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What are you going to say?
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I don't know. I'll calm Max down a
little bit. I'll scold Axel.
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Like you've ever even said no to Axel. I
can be very strict.
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No, no, no, no, no, dude. That was my
mom.
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My mom.
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I know. She was busting out of that
dress. Honestly, I was bricked up.
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What the fuck, dude?
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Just saying.
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Oh.
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No, don't answer, dude.
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Hi, boys.
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I thought you were staying on campus
this weekend, studying.
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Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.
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Max, are you okay, honey?
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No, I'm so fucking embarrassed.
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You're really just like your mother.
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Yeah, you want me to go check on her?
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No, pervert, leave her alone.
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Max, why are you embarrassed?
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Because she was wearing that dress.
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You shouldn't be dressed like that.
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Like a slut?
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Max,
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I dress like that.
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What?
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Does it bother you when I dress like
this?
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Nope.
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Do you mind that I dress like this?
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Miss Keely... Look, I'm trying to
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get your mom to loosen up a little bit.
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I think it would be good for her.
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I think it would be good for you too.
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Don't you want your mom to feel good?
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Don't you want to feel good?
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I guess so.
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Be a good boy.
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Say yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my god.
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Whoa.
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You ready for this, Dick?
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I think so. Oh my
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god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Is it you talking to the boys?
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Ryan, is this you? What? Is this you
dealing with them?
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I am. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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I told you I'm very stern.
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Mommy left you.
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It's all her fault. She talked me into
this. It's for your own good. You're
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of your own good.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, dirty.
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It's fucking dirty. It's so dirty, isn't
it?
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It's so fucking dirty.
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Come here. Come here.
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Oh,
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God. This is really nice.
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Oh, God.
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You're a dirty boy. You're a bad
influence on my son.
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Give your mommy a birthday.
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shows that type of thing.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You know it wouldn't be a birthday
without party favors.
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Wait, what?
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It wouldn't be a birthday without party
favors.
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Party favors.
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Oh my god.
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What?
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Where did you get that?
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Here, mommy.
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Let's celebrate your birthday properly.
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Yeah.
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Number one mommy.
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Where's your mommy's hair at?
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Yes.
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Wow. I've never seen you like this.
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Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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stuff you have in here ryan now you have
them some interesting things that you
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have in here she
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did say she wanted to loosen you up
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Oh
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Oh, that feels good.
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Oh, that feels really fucking good.
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You never say no to him, Ryan. You never
say no to him. You let him do whatever.
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No.
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Fuck,
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yes.
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Oh my god, yes.
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That feels so good. That feels so good.
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It's dripping so tight.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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fuck. Yeah, give me the fucking pussy.
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Give me the fucking pussy. Oh,
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look at those titties, girl. Oh, they're
coming.
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I want my dick.
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Give me your cum, mom.
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Oh, yeah, mom.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Give me some of your sweat, mama.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm gonna fight this dirty.
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I'm gonna fight this dirty. Oh, fuck.
Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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this looks so good. Your holes look so
good.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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You're such a bad influence, Ryan.
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You're such a bad influence.
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Look at what you made my boy do.
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I know.
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Look at him. He's never going to be the
same.
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You're welcome.
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He's so much better, though.
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He's so great.
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What is my husband going to say when I
come back to...
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I'm from Vegas with a frickin', what is
it, a bunny frog?
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He's not gonna know what happened. He's
not gonna know.
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Come
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here,
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Mom. I'm gonna fuck you from the back.
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All right.
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Oh god, right there.
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I feel like we could have picked up some
guys who weren't, you know.
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I feel like we could have picked up some
guys who weren't like.
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I'd say a bird in hand, but we've got
two in the bush.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Ryan.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. God damn, that feels so
fucking good.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, it's so hard not to come to your
pussy.
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Don't do it.
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Don't do it. You saved that fucking cum.
It's her birthday.
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You saved that fucking cum.
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Do I need to give this to you?
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Oh, you're gonna come?
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Nice boy, Max.
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Mommy thought you were such a fucking
nice boy. I have fantasies, Mom. I
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you were so good. And now I fell for you
shoving your tongue at my ass and
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stretching out my pussy.
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I thought you were a nice boy.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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What am I going to tell all the moms?
What am I going to tell them? I'm going
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have to tell them.
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Oh, fuck. You don't have to tell them
anything. Give them your secret.
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That's really the best way.
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Goddamn. You don't want to be able to
see it.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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I knew I should have taken this trip
with my sister.
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Yeah!
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This is fucking dope for sure.
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Oh, fuck, that is so hot. Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Mom, you put it in
your ass.
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Oh,
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fuck. It's her birthday. We have to give
her whatever she wants.
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That feels good.
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Oh, that feels good.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God, yes.
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oh my god you really loosened her up
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I'll do it. Oh,
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fuck! Oh, fuck!
277
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Oh, yeah, where's the birthday cake?
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I think you're fucking it.
279
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What?
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Ryan, what are you doing?
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Ryan, what are you doing?
282
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Do you know what you did?
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Oh, yeah.
284
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I'm sorry.
285
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Oh, my God.
286
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Do you know what I'm writing now?
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Is that the phone?
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Oh, that's the birthday cake.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to
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you. Happy birthday, dear Penny.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Yes.
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That's mommy.
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Thank you, Ryan, for loosening me up.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
299
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Well, it's changing what I was going to
do for your birthday.
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You guys want to go to the club?
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I think the milks at home are better
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