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This year's dinner is going to be even better than last year. You think so? I

really hope.

Yeah, well Gladys is bringing that green bean casserole, so that's off our

plate. Thank goodness.

You know I can't cook for anything.

You know I even burned the store -bought turkey last year.

We can only go up from there.

I know, I can't believe I did that still.

You're going to be on oven watch with me this year. Make sure you don't get a

little crazy.

Did you preheat the oven for the pie?

Oh, no.

Yeah. Okay, let's, um... What do you think? $3 .50 or $3 .75?

$3 .50, right?

I think we did $3 .75 last year to get a better cross on the pie. Okay, let's go

up to $3 .75, then.

Perfect.

Who allowed the clock, but I think I did, too.

We don't need a measuring cup here. We've made this so many times. So many

times. Oh, my goodness.

I really think that maybe you should adjust the spices in your pie this year,

though.

I'm debating on that. I think last year I went a little bit heavy on the

allspice, but this year I'm thinking like cinnamon, cloves, a little bit of

extra nutmeg.

Yeah, I just really think that we can up our spice game.

There's like always room for improvement. You know, I was reading

people even add a little sour cream to give it that extra silky texture.

Interesting. Yeah, I'm going to try it this year.

It doesn't make it too tangy.

No, it adds just a little bit of tartness to balance out the sweetness.

Ooh, I think we could use a little bit of balancing on some depth of the

Yeah, I think it's worth it for the texture.

I know the boys like it when it's extra silky. Ooh, I think you do have a point.

Yeah. They have some preference.

Goodness gracious.

What do you think? Should we get some eggs in here?

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely.

Oh, look at you. One hand is cracked.

I know.

I'm a pro.

That's part of it.

Well, I swear I can do that.

We've been making pies together for so long now. I know. I love those

traditional words. It's so nice.

Seriously.

We can't have an idea.

Well, please.

We don't want our pie to be dry.

No. It's the worst thing.

We want it extra flaky.

Yeah. Good flaky crust.

Yeah.

So what do you think about adding a little extra salt around the crust?

Oh, that's brilliant. I love that.

I saw it online, and I've been so excited to try it. Like the salted

cookies? Yes! Oh, my goodness. Aren't they delicious?

Super special hit at the bake sale. I know. Really? I'll give yourself on that

one. Thank you.

Have you been to your fundraising group?

We did. We did. It gave me so much.

Incredible. Those boys are so deserving.

Yeah, they've really been putting in a lot of work lately, and I'm proud of

them. They deserve to be rewarded for their effort.

Exactly. Hmm.

What do you think we should add next? A little bit of water to get it going?

Oh, my gosh.

Goodness gracious.

You know me.

Here. Yeah.

A little moisture in there.

Of course.

It can never be too moist. Oh, no.

so much.

No, I think we can always suggest if it is.

Here,

I know you've got that epic staring arm. Yeah. So you can just save yourself a

break. I know, right? Yeah.

Overtime, all those cookies, brownies.

You know, speaking of nutmeg, I've been having a problem with my stepson, Elias.

He won't stop coming over everything in the house and I don't know what to do

with him.

Those things are the worst.

You can never get them out.

I've been having the same problem with Ricky. He just won't stop watching milk

porn. Oh, atrocious. Don't they know that real women aren't like that?

Clearly they don't. I am really concerned, honestly.

I mean, I know it's all part of growing up, but I'm worried that it may be a

little unhealthy.

I agree with you. I mean, there's normal boundaries of self -discovery, which

are, you know, to be expected. However, we can't have them having unreal...

expectations. Running around in the world being terrible to women thinking

that's okay.

Exactly. I just don't know what to do though.

Oh my goodness.

This is out of control and I just honestly, it's perverted. It's

filthy. You're right. The stuff they're watching, oh my goodness.

And you know what? I know they get it from their father.

Oh my goodness. You're so right.

That man was such a pig.

I don't know what we were thinking.

We definitely made some mistakes, but, you know.

But we have our two amazing boys now.

So, thank goodness for that.

Yeah. What are we going to do?

Well, I know that parental controls seem a little too intense. You know, they're

beyond that age. They should be able to have some sort of agency.

Right. They can't take away the internet.

No. No, they're going to be exposed to these things inevitably.

Right. Well, I just have to say that I cannot keep any tissues.

In the house.

What the ever?

I know. And then my expensive moisturizer?

Gone. No.

Yes. Oh my goodness. I spent a fortune on that stuff. It's supposed to help

my cookie.

And it's all gone.

And Nadia's been using it for?

No.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't live like this.

You can't live like this. But your cock looks amazing.

Millie!

If he goes through another one of those jars of moisturizers, I'm just going to

have to send my stepson to the store and take it out of his lawn.

You should.

I'll see you next time, mommy.

If you want to see what true milk really looks like.

Oh.

Oh. You know

that

mommy needs the best pie.

Tell Katrina that mommy's pie's better.

No, you like my pie the best.

Elias, do you need something?

Honey!

Sorry, Mom.

How can I help you?

Can you clean up and come help us in the kitchen?

Sure, of course.

Yeah, make yourself useful.

Are you looking forward to enjoying our pies this year?

Sure, yeah.

I know you're always such a fan of them.

Yeah. I love your guys' pie each and every year.

We can make sure we can eat it all this time.

We're making a few special three -star recipes, so stay tuned for the exciting

updates. It's going to be even better than last year.

I hope that extra egg really made a difference.

Seriously,

I'm going to be so fluttery.

Son, have you already finished your homework for today?

Uh, almost.

Why don't you go to your room right now and let us know.

Okay. Good boy.

I like to sit there in a cell more.

All right, I think these are all ready to go. You want to pop them in the oven?

Yes, let's do it. I think these are going to be our best ear pies yet.

Oh, I can't wait.

20 minutes and they'll be ready. Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Now, I wonder if the turkey's going to end up dry this year. I hope not. We've

tried that new special technique, which I think is really going to do the trick.

You're right. All those juices, they really have to eat something.

Mm -hmm.

The salt frying, I think, is really the way to go.

We've learned a lot over the years. We have.

I'm so proud of us. I know, right?

We've come a long way.

Oh, I think the pie's ready. Oh my goodness, it's been 20 minutes already.

It has.

Oh wow, they look so good.

Let's just set these down to cool and they'll be good to go.

I'm so excited. Me too. This is going to be the best Thanksgiving ever.

Ricky, we just finished getting everything ready for Thanksgiving

I hope you guys made your popcorn pies again.

Yes, we did, and hands off the coffee day.

That's right. Now get in the kitchen and help Elias clean up while me and Millie

get ready.

Okay? Ready?

Okay. Get in the kitchen.

Let's go.

What the fuck are you doing?

Haven't you seen that one movie where the guy fucks a pie?

Oh yeah, that movie's fucking hilarious.

Well, haven't you tried it?

What, like it's real?

That? Yeah, I've heard people jump like a warm wet pussy.

I guess there's only one way to find out.

Oh, bro.

Oh,

shit.

This is crazy.

I can't believe they dropped their fucking digs in it.

They're a fluffy, filthy animal.

Oh, my God. What are we going to do with these boys?

I mean, I don't know.

Isn't the cry for help what they did?

I don't know, but there's room in Thanksgiving.

Oh, my God.

I'm really concerned.

This is not normal behavior.

I don't know what we're going to do with them.

I don't know.

I just don't know.

I'm appalled. I'm at my wit's end.

What are we going to do with you boys? I mean, this perversion is just getting

out of hand.

This is no way to behave.

Is this a cry for help? I mean, should we be going easy on them?

This is not normal behavior.

It's absolutely deranged is what it is.

I'm honestly concerned for their well -being.

How are they ever going to make it in the real world if this is how they're

behaving at home?

I think we really need to take their sex education into our own hands.

I think you're far right, Karina. This is way too long.

If we're obligated to make sure that these boys are...

well -adjusted, and understand how to treat a woman.

They've really been learning some repulsive things from that porn they've

watching.

As your mother, it's our obligation to make sure that you know right from wrong

and the right way to treat a woman.

That's right.

It's very, very important.

You can't be shooting her like pumpkin pie.

No, no.

You have to ease your into things.

You know, get her warmed up and excited.

I think maybe the best way would be if we still come.

You're right.

Who else is going to do it?

You're right. We can't let the internet raise our children.

No, it's just irresponsible.

I agree.

I want you to pay close attention.

Okay.

Let's see.

And this beautiful woman, if you look straight right, this is the way that

you grab the woman.

So you have to ease her into it gently.

You're so proud about that.

The number one cardinal rule is that you have to go down on a lady before

you do anything else, okay? It's imperative.

Absolutely. You never skip this step. Never, ever, ever.

This is what you ought to be doing. Do you understand?

Good.

Use your mouth to cover the whole area, okay? Make sure you get it.

And

you

see how she's responding.

And that's how you know that you're doing something right.

Right

here.

Never ignore it. Understand?

What do you boys think? Are you

ready to give your own demonstration?

The only way to learn is Hands on.

Yeah, Ricky, why don't you come over here and eat your mom's pussy?

I can't do that to my mom.

I mean, surely you can, too.

I know, but... It's not a big deal.

Maybe try first on Millie.

Come on, you can eat my pussy. Yeah, come over here.

It's not a big deal, you guys.

It's all about education.

The only way you're going to be able to learn.

Get on in there.

Don't be shy. Yeah, good job.

Yeah, way to put your mouth all over it.

Are you doing this right? Yeah, you're doing great.

Great job. Keep going.

Don't forget the foot.

Good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's very good. All right, I'll make clear.

Excellent. Check me.

You're such a good teacher.

Thank you.

I hope that's the way to guide our boys.

We really have to be right by them.

Go and quit and you'll be with the eating champion.

That's right.

Your life is better than all the milk porn you've been watching, isn't it?

It's way better than I imagined.

Yeah, you like the way that tastes.

Nothing's better than having a pussy, isn't that right? That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I want it just like that. Oh.

That's really not right.

Oh.

You know, it's true that they say the best sex education happens within the

home. It's true.

Oh.

It's been your homework, isn't it, Ricky?

Uh -huh.

Keep going.

Yes.

Yes. Uh -huh. Get in there. Get in there. Get in what we put. Yes.

Oh, my.

That's a good boy.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Just like that. It's okay.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Curve it upwards a little bit.

Right around here.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I love how eager you are to learn.

You're doing such a good job hitting a G5.

Great job, baby.

Such a good job boys.

Oh!

Yeah, all the way up.

That's so much more cozy now, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you see that?

We're going to show you how Mommy likes it.

That's good boy.

Come here.

Are you ready for the holidays are all about?

Peace.

If your first girlfriend doesn't know what she's doing, you can beg her.

You want to make sure that she knows.

Oh, that's so good.

Thank you for watching.

That's a good girl.

That's how you spot a good girl, right?

Yeah.

She's way better than the pie.

Not that bad.

No more messing with any of my baked goods on Earth, bud.

Ricky, is Mrs. Morgan treating you well?

Is she doing a good job teaching you?

Do you want Mommy to come help you?

It's okay, Mommy.

She's doing really good.

Are you sure?

I'm learning so much.

Oh, good.

What? Are you going to fit me, baby?

Yeah.

Amazing. Of course. She knows exactly what she's doing.

Baby. Come on.

Sit down.

Come here.

Oh, that's so yummy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's a good heart talk for mommy.

Wow.

Do you know that we've covered the basics of oral sex?

Do you think we should move on to intercourse?

I don't know.

We need to make sure we're thorough.

Exactly. We're going that far? Yeah, absolutely.

Come on. You're going to come with me, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It feels so good.

Really good job.

Let's hope our boys can't.

Don't speak to her pussy.

Keep going, Elias.

teacher.

Much better. It is really important. Yeah.

Oh, thanks for your help, Millie. Oh, of course.

There you go.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Good job, baby.

Oh. That part's so good.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck your little pussy.

That's my boy.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Come here.

Oh, you guys are not ready to try Mommy's pussy?

What? Well, every pussy's different. You've got to try more than one.

Yeah. For real? Mm -hmm.

Hey, this is all about education.

Oh.

Wow. I'm not going to try out different pussies. How else are you going to

learn?

Oh.

Oh. Go ahead.

You're going to try your mom's pussy?

Yeah. I can't wait for this to happen. Yeah.

Oh, how good does Mommy's messy feel?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

It hit mommy's jute butt just like that.

Yeah.

You're making mommy so proud.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

All the way in.

Yeah. All the way in.

Oh, boy.

That's a good job. Keep going.

Keep going.

You're doing such a good job.

You're not going to disappoint your next girlfriend, that's for sure.

Your momies are treating you right and teaching you everything you need to

Next time you're horny, don't you dare watch this stupid milk porn.

You just call one of us, okay?

Me and Katrina are so happy to help you, babe. Yeah, anytime.

We'll save that for our next lesson.

There you go, honey.

Sometimes this can be tricky.

You've got to keep trying, baby.

Keep on trying. I know bodies are difficult.

Your instincts will always find the right spot.

That's right.

That's right.

And that is how mommy said so. You always need to make sure the woman comes

first. Yes.

It's a very important part of your life. It's the most imperative rule.

You mustn't ever forget.

The girl you're fucking is always your friend, right? Yeah.

She's not put me.

You want to make sure you worship her?

I'll do it for her.

And if you give her at least three orgasms, your orgasm will feel three

better as mine.

Yeah. That's how that works.

They don't have to do that in school, though, do they?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no.

Don't even think about it. Mommy tells me when to stop. You know what I mean,

right? Yeah.

So you think that's okay?

You tell Mommy to stop. Yeah? Yeah.

Give Mommy that cup. Yeah, you give Mommy that little cup. Yes.

That's great.

Such a good mom. Thank you, Mommy.

Mommy's so proud.

Mommy.

Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.

Happy Thanksgiving, boys.