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-[? theme music playing] -? Kiff! ?

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-? Kiff! ? -[? theme music concludes]

[both laugh]

[narrator] Brought to you by Luke's Lock Boxes.

Loose nuts? Lock 'em up.

[clearing throat] In honor of the last day of school,

we will be doing...

no work.

[all cheer] Yeah!

Let's just go around the room

and tell each other our summer plans, huh?

Barry and I are going on a road tripwith my parents to Old Punctual.

[gasps] Old Punctual as in "the geyser"?

As in "Ol' Punctual," Ol' punctual?

As in, "on time she'r blows," Ol' Punctual?

[laughs] Yes, Trevor, yes.

Can you guys get me a T-shirt?

Oh, yeah, sure. I suppose we could pick you up a T-shirt.

I'll give you the nuts up front.

Hey, I want a souvenir.

-[overlapping chatter] -[coins clinking]

I want an Old Punctual belt buckle.

I want an Old Punctual neck pillow!

I collect those pens that stuff floats around in.

You know those pens? That stuff floats around in!

Yeah, we gotcha, teach.

[overlapping chatter]

Souvenirs from Old Punctual if you have the nuts today.

Last day of school. This is it, people.

-[school bell ringing] -[coins clinking]

[? perky instrumental music playing]

[coins rattling]

[? music concludes]

-And your name is? -Kristen.

And you are...?

A kid.

Right. Uh, do you even go to this school?

No. Put me down for a funny bumper sticker.

Yikeseeola. How much money is this?

Five hundred nuts.

Ooh! Where are you kids going with all that money?

-Uh... -Looks heavy.

I can help you carry some. What is that, like, 500 nuts?

Yeah. Oh, it is!

[beggar] Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

-Ow! -[bell dinging]

[cable car whirring]

Bar, what were we thinking?

We can't carry all this money around.

We could lose it. Or someone could steal it.

What if I spend it?

Well, what do banks do with their money?

-They keep it in a big safe. -That is so smart.

-What we need is a little safe. -That is so smart.

Hi, um, where do you keep the second-hand safes? Saves?

-Safe- Safeses? -We have lock boxes in the back.

-What's a lock box? -It's like a little safe.

That's exactly what we need.

That one's perfect.

[Barry] Five nuts.

If we take it from the pile, we'll still have 495 nuts.

And I'm sure the souvenir places will let us haggle.

Haggle. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's do it.

What if someone steals the lock box?

I mean, it's just dangling there like a little biscuit.

We'll lock the cutie lock box inside the intimidating lock box.

-Brilliant. -It was ten more nuts, but we had to.

And we still have 485 nuts left.

And like you said, we'll haggle.

We'll haggle.

I- I got it!

It was only two nuts!

-We'll haggle! -We'll haggle!

[beggar] Where are you kids going

with all that money?

What is that, like, 500 nuts?

Y'know, I think we should recount the nuts.

-What? -What if something happened?

What could've happened?

They're in a turducken of lock boxes.

Can't hurt to check.

[? quirky instrumental music playing]

Uh, I'm not feeling the keys.

Oh. [gasps] A sewer grate!

[voice echoes] Oh, they must have fallen in there.

Classic keys.

[normal voice] Barry, got any bubble gum on you?

Yeah, get a nice wad going while I find a stick.

[chews]

We did it! Crisis averted.

-Where's the lock box? -I put it down under there.

[? tense sting]

The lock box is gone!

You have to help us find it.

[? mysterious instrumental music playing]

Nah, I'm pretty busy. I mean-

But there's 500 nuts in that safe!

Four hundred and eighty-three.

Yeah, there's 483 nuts in that safe.

You don't say? Well, my schedule's wide open.

I'll do it for 10% of the pot.

-We'll haggle. -We'll haggle.

Okay, fine. Barry had the lock box

-at the corner of- -[shushes]

It's always in the last place you'd expect.

Lemme ask you this, when were you last at the beach?

Uh- Uh... Not since last summer.

[objects clanging]

[? music concludes]

Where are you, little lock box? Come to Jackie!

[Kiff] She is nuts.

Barry, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do, Barry?

[grunts]

[sighs]

-[bird screeching] -Kiff.

Kiff, look!

[? triumphant orchestral music playing]

-What the actual- -That bird has our lock box!

[bird screeching]

Lion's body, eagle's wings...

Barry, it's not a bird, it's a griffin!

[griffin screeching]

[birds chirping]

[? music concludes]

Think it'll give us our lock box back

if we throw a few nuts its way?

Hmm. I don't know if griffins are nut motivated.

Can you believe he's making his nest so close to Table Town?

Check that out.

It's an amazing rarity.

[? uplifting orchestral music playing]

Fascinating creatures.

You know, they make their nests entirely out of found objects.

And what fine objects he's found.

We gotta get up there.

[? suspenseful orchestral music playing]

[snores]

[? music concludes]

Couldn't resist getting a closer look either, huh?

Isn't he majestic?

-[snores] -[? gentle orchestral music playing]

See that lockbox? It's ours.

The griffin took it. We're just gonna take it back.

Oh. Well, I'm afraid this nest is protected

by the Table Town Conservation Society,

making it super illegal to disturb it in any way

for the next 13 years while this majestic creature molts.

I just need what's inside.

[growls]

[? music concludes]

[? somber instrumental music playing]

The money's gone.

Everyone trusted me, and I let them all down.

And we're about to run into Jackie.

What?

[? mysterious instrumental music playing]

-Jackie, where are you going? -Wait, is that a treasure chest?

Oh! Hey, you two!

You're never gonna believe this, but when I was digging-

working on your case down at the beach,

I found this pirate-y box full of gold doubloons.

Oh, that's cool. Why didn't you call us?

Well, that's the best part. Look, I'm not a P.I. anymore.

I'm an R-I-C-H P-E-R-S-O-N. Get it? I'm a rich person!

Hey, hey, hey! Don't be like that.

Here, buy yourselves a coupla sodey pops.

[? dramatic instrumental music playing]

[? music concludes]

We really gotta stop hiring her.

[sighs] We've had a very bad day.

Please tell me you accept doubloons

in exchange for milkshakes.

Well, you could buy the whole menu

ten times over with those doubloons.

Huh?

I'm an aspiring doubloon collector.

Those bad boys are worth 250 nuts each.

[gasps] That's the exact amount of money we lost today!

[both] We aren't embroiled in financial scandal!

We aren't embroiled in financial scandal!

Wait, do souvenir shops even take doubloons?

I've got a better idea, Barry.

[? quirky instrumental music playing]

Okay, adding the final item to our cart.

And pushing pay.

Thank you, discount souvenir website.

[both] Old Punctual, here we come!

[narrator] Brought to you by the Mount Table Park Service.

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