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Shall I tell you something?

Time destroys everything.

I just didn't think of that.

What happened to you?

I can tell you.

I've been in jail sat because...

because I did it with my daughter.

The Western Syndrome.

I think about it all the time.

It was all I had left, I had nothing left.

I never had anything.

It was a sweetie.

Calm down now.

We are all... mephistos.

I want to give you some fun.

Guys fiddling around and then to hear that it is bad.

That it's dramatic.

But you can't enjoy the pleasure forgetting, and the joy.

There are no...

There are no crimes, only actions.

I have to start over.

I have to fight, I have to live.

Keep fighting, keep living.

I totally get you. Do you have something to drink?

No, I don't have anything to drink.

I don't have a cent. Oh what...

What's all the racket out there?

Nothing.

The fags from below.

They sell their usual show in the Rectum.

Correct. - Rectum!

What kind of crime? - With blood.

Blood? Sometimes there is one got your period?

Can I wait here for a moment?

I still get money. What happened?

I said those bags wouldn't pay.

Please step aside for a moment.

Morad, you need to get the hell out of here seeing that acorn on the stretcher.

Is your paw torn to pieces, buddy?

Your ass too, I hope.

Like Alex. I hope you you bled. That you are in pain.

His shit hole will have bled a lot.

Asshole. Niece.

Because of those two guys those bastards got us.

They will laugh in the neighborhood.

But I want my money.

Why are we still here? We take our money or we leave.

Sucks. The cousins ​​are dying here.

It's not fucking possible they are everywhere.

Clear the passage.

Take that bastard away.

And handcuff him.

They'll screw him up his ass in jail.

I'm waiting for my money. - To the side.

I hope you die in jail and they'll screw you in your ass.

Shitty piece of history teacher and philosophy.

Dirty bag. - All philosophers are fagots.

I hope they do to grab you.

To the desk. - There are no condoms in jail.

You immediately contract AIDS, cousin.

What are you doing? - I'm looking for the Tapeworm.

You have to pay. - I already pay.

Go ahead.

Do you know a guy? called the Tapeworm?

We'll find him we'll find him.

You are not human anymore. Even animals don't take revenge, Marcus.

It's getting out of hand.

Leave me alone. - You won't survive.

It's none of your business. - It smells like shit in here.

Stop it, Marcus.

You know a guy called the Tapeworm? - No.

Marcus, come back! I'm not coming to save you.

Marcus, stop it now.

You know a guy called the Tapeworm? - No.

Pierre!

Do you know a guy? called the Tapeworm?

Do you know the Tapeworm?

The Tapeworm?

Pierre!

It continues downstairs. We'll go sometime.

We'll go down sometime. Come on, just once. Help me, Pierre.

Do you know the Tapeworm?

Why are you laughing?

The Tapeworm... Do you know the Tapeworm? No?

Let me go! Don't you know him?

Do you know the Tapeworm? - Do you want to give me a blowjob?

No. Do you know where the Tapeworm is?

Do you know a guy? called the Tapeworm?

Do you want to suck my cock?

Come back. Do you want to fuck?

Do you know a guy who has the Tapeworm hot? He comes here often.

Maybe upstairs.

The Tapeworm... Are you the Tapeworm?

Let me go. Do you know the Tapeworm?

Do you know the Tapeworm? He's here often. - Doesn't mean anything to me.

Do you work here regularly? - Yes, but it doesn't mean anything to me.

Don't you know him either? - Search. You'll find him not far from here.

Do you know a guy? called the Tapeworm?

The Tapeworm? No.

Do you know a guy? called the Tapeworm?

Do you know the Tapeworm? - I have it in my stomach.

Do you know the Tapeworm?

You there. Do you know the Tapeworm?

Yeah, he's my buddy. - Do you know him?

He's my buddy, I tell you. - Where is he?

Take me to him. - He's screwing a fagot.

Forget the Tapeworm now. Fist me. - Don't touch me.

Fist me now. - Keep your paws to yourself.

Shut up. Take me to him. - Fist me.

Then fist me! - Take me to him.

Fist me! What kind of guy are you?

Stay comfortable! I'm not a fag.

Where is he? Come on. - I'll take you to the Tapeworm.

Take me to him! - Two paws in your hole!

Stop it.

Are you sure? that you want to see the Tapeworm?

Fist me, that's much better.

Are you sure you want it? see? You better fist me.

I like you. You remind me of someone.

Take me to him, I tell you. Stay comfortable.

Take me to him. Where is he?

Give me something to drink. - Let him have a drink.

Drink! Where is he?

A Pepsi. - Where is he?

The Tapeworm? In your lair. The tapeworm is in your hole. You know?

Do you want my fist against your face, dirty fagot?

Where is he? I do know him.

I know him. Take me to him.

Damn paratrooper. - Take me to him.

You have to sew them to death. Show that you are a hero.

Damn, is that what you want? Take me to him.

Take me to him! - I confess!

Take me to him! - I confess!

Take me to him! - I confess, damn it!

Continue! Continue! Where is he?

Get the hell along! - The Tapeworm is dangerous.

Are you sure? that you want to see the Tapeworm?

Give me one last blow.

Where is he? - There's the Tapeworm.

Thunder up.

What's happening? - Who is the Tapeworm here?

Are you the Tapeworm? I'm asking you something.

Who is the Tapeworm?

Do you know the Tapeworm?

Who is the Tapeworm? I'm asking you something. Get rid of that.

Who is the Tapeworm? Do you know him?

Who is the Tapeworm?

Who? - What do you want from the Tapeworm?

I'm looking for him. Maybe you are the Tapeworm?

Is it you?

Come on, screw him! Sew him!

Stop it!

Dirty fagot!

Dirty fagot!

Stop it!

Nice work. Nice.

Dirty slit eye.

Stop your madness. - We're getting close.

Stop it. - Wait, I'm asking.

Well, I'll wait.

Where is the Rectum? - Which Rectum?

A faggot. - Are you ready for one?

Is it a whorehouse?

Do you want my cock in your rectum?

Don't you know the Rectum? - I only know this here.

Aren't you a fagot?

Where is the Rectum?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? - Who are you going to sell now?

Come along. - Yes, I have nothing else to do.

Do you know a tent that...

The Rectum, do you know it?

The Rectum, a fag tent. Do you know that one?

That way, I think. - There?

It's over there! Come!

What are you doing there? Come on!

We're close!

Are you coming now?

Come on! - Stop it!

Are you also being a sissy?

You're crazy! - We're going to the Rectum! Come!

Hurry up.

To ride!

Who's coming after you? - Drive, I tell you!

Are the whores after you?

You don't even tell him where.

We're going to the Rectum! - The Rectum! That's clear.

Everyone knows where the Rectum is.

Can you indicate the way, please?

It's a faggot.

When you have so much energy for Alex had taken care of it, nothing would have happened.

Try teaching that to your little one rat mind, stupid.

With your damn inhibitions!

Are you done preaching? The Rectum is a fag tent.

Can you point it out? on a map?

It's a faggot. Do you know what that is?

Are you fagot? - No! I'm looking for a fagot tent.

You know some tents, right?

A lot. - Well, take us to a fagot tent.

You're fagot. - No! And now shut up.

Now shut up and leave me alone.

Sorry, sir. - Take us to the Rectum.

Don't bark at him like that, Marcus. You're driving me crazy.

I don't know Rectum.

You have a phone, right? Then call!

Don't you have any slit-eyed friends?

Don't insult me or I'll beat you up.

Take me to the Rectum.

I'll beat him up too, sir. Don't blame him.

He's crazy. It's a loser. - It doesn't matter.

Okay, calm down. Calm down.

A tent with guys. - Guys?

Try to get your brain talking to get, lacquered Peking duck.

Take me to the Rectum. - Now get out.

You shut up and you get out.

Just try me get off, jerk.

Get out, please. I'm tired of it.

Alex would be ashamed. - Get out now. Quickly.

Calm down, we're already getting out.

Get out, I tell you! Get out!

What do you want? with that tear gas spray?

You dirty bastard! - Get out!

Stop it! Get out, please. I'm tired of it.

How much will you get from me?

Stop it, Marcus! Stop the fuck!

Thunder!

Thunder! Forward! - My taxi!

You're crazy! Stupid prick!

Get the disease, you dirty Chinese!

You're not in a good mood! - We're going to the Rectum.

Stop now with your wretched desire for revenge.

We pay, we pay. - There are only whores here.

It's the red light district. They don't know anything else.

It's none of your business. - Stop it! What do you mean, not my business?

Stop it! What, did you want to hit me?

Don't stay here. We will give you money.

We're going to Alex in the hospital.

Which chick do you know?

What do you want to do now? To be even stupider than...

You don't know who it was.

Don't you want to know?

Nobody knows who it is. And that doesn't help Alex.

I will give you money. - Well, who do you know?

It's a little further away. - What do you achieve with your anger?

What is this for retarded revenge?

Come with me to Alex in the hospital.

Do you want to hit me? Is that it? What the hell have you got?

Then go to the hospital.

Do you know those two? - Ask those whores.

What's his name? - Guillermo Nuñez.

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

What?

What does she say? - Ask the other person.

Donna, I know her. I meant her.

We do better work then the police.

Boozers with a gun.

The police are jerks.

What do you know, little teacher?

Human stupidity, I know that. Massive.

Which one is it now? - There.

She? - Donna!

Stop it! - I didn't do anything!

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez? - No.

You don't know Guillermo Nuñez?

He's a buddy of mine. - You don't know him?

Nobody knows Guillermo Nuñez.

Who is it? Quit.

What does she say? Concha? The blonde?

Thank you, Donna.

Concha, are you Concha?

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

Stay away from her. Leave her alone.

We're not doing anything to her.

Marcus, she didn't do anything.

Who does he think we are? - Get the hell out of here.

Are you crazy, Marcus?

Answer me! It's about a rape.

Please! - Rape, you hear?

Marcus, please! - Rape!

Are you at all? - Calm down now.

Leave her alone or I don't pay.

Calm down. Stop it, stop it.

Let go! - I'm going to push!

Come on, damn it. Alex... - Tell him to stop.

Stop it, Marcus. Please.

Are you crazy? You're fucking insane!

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez? Quit.

Who is Guillermo Nuñez?

Who is Jo? I don't know Jo. - I'm Guillermo.

I'm Guillermo.

You found a transvestite, great.

I'll pay you now. - That means she was there.

No. - Have you seen it?

Pick up! Come on.

Stop it, Marcus. - What did you see?

Gouge her eye out. - Come on, stab!

Fuck off, you. - Tell me.

It's the Tapeworm. I know that one.

The Tapeworm is a pimp.

Where can we find him?

Where? I maim your transvestite face.

Where is he? - Where can I find him?

What's the name of that club? - Rectum.

A tapeworm in the rectum? Are you kidding me?

It's a nightclub for gays.

There's a taxi!

Taxi!

Have you consumed alcohol?

No. No drugs either?

No drugs?

But according to your so-called colleague

do you regularly use drugs?

He can say whatever he wants. - Is it true or not?

I didn't take anything.

And the victim?

I don't know. - No? You lived together, right?

Did you live together?

Don't you want to answer?

You're not making it easy for us.

Did you go before or after? the victim gone?

Now pull yourself together a little. - After, after.

After. How long after? - Fifteen minutes.

Now that's an answer.

Fifteen minutes.

And when did Mr. Marcus go outside?

He came to me in the hallway.

He came to you in the hallway.

Is he during the evening? been away?

Don't know. - You don't know?

Wash you Did you notice anything special?

There were people that hung around the victim?

Did she talk to certain people? Did she have words with someone?

No? With you perhaps?

With Mr. Marcus?

And you had no words with Mr. Marcus?

You had no words with Mr. Marcus?

I need you a phone number questions where I can reach you.

I listen.

01... 44... 76... 12... 26.

Beautiful. Is that your private number?

Is it your private number?

Give back his papers.

Take your papers back.

Take your papers.

I will contact you if I need you. You can go.

Go ahead, it's okay. You can go.

Good evening. Are you okay?

The woman who was attacked... is it someone you know?

You're not feeling well, are you? It's hard.

You always think it's only others happens to you, but if it happens to you,

you are hopelessly lost.

Do you count on the police?

What do you think the police going to do? Nothing, and you know it.

Will they find the perpetrator?

Do they put him in jail?

Do they give him food and clothes? Do they wash him?

Will they give him a doctor?

Your girlfriend has didn't get a doctor.

Who are you?

Who am I? Until further notice I am...

I can become your best friend.

I can help you find the culprit.

You guys look honest. Neatly dressed.

Apparently you have money.

If you have some money, we can help you get revenge.

The perpetrator has shed blood. Blood calls for revenge.

Revenge is a human right.

Layde, come a moment.

You understand immediately. Please explain who we are.

This is our neighborhood here.

We'll find everyone sooner then that bunch of jerks over there.

Precisely. - Listen to him.

Someone was here recently assaulted and raped.

We have the perpetrator was found.

We made it clear to him not to dare again.

Do you want revenge or not?

Or do you want him to go to jail?

You hesitate? - Do you know him?

Naturally. We have a handbag found with an identity card.

The name was Guillermo Nuñez.

Are you participating? Pay and we will deliver it to you.

You shouldn't hesitate so much. You're torturing yourself.

What is? You're shaking.

This is a man's business. Don't be a wuss. Good?

Are you participating or not? Now pull yourself together.

Take me with you. - Are you in?

We leave the police behind. - Come on.

Then go home. - You don't realize your luck.

Shall I... - You're ruining it with Alex.

I'll give you money for a taxi.

You're ruining the party all evening.

What's happening? - A whore was raped.

You can't get through. - We want a taxi.

No, gentlemen. - We just want a taxi.

No, gentlemen. - Don't be an idiot.

Something happened the place has been cordoned off.

Alex!

Guard!

Alex! What happened?

Sir, calm down. - What happened?

She was assaulted and is in a coma. Sir, please.

Let us do our job, sir.

Sir, calm down. Let us do our job.

Take him away. - Sir, please.

We can't work like this. - Take him away.

Who are you, sir?

Is she your wife? - Do you know that man?

I have to ask you a few questions. Who are you?

It's my wife. - Do you know that man?

Sir, please. - It's my wife.

Keep him at a distance.

It's dangerous. Better go along the tunnel.

Thank you.

Here! Filthy slut.

You dirty bastard, you're going to die. Wait a minute, you.

Guard!

To wait! - Leave me alone.

Wait, I said.

Would you ever shut up? I won't hurt you.

Shut the fuck up.

Would you like to taste this?

Are you going to shut up now?

Stupid citizen bitch.

Shall I carve you a beautiful smile?

Dirty slut.

Does that make you horny? Quit.

Does it make you horny?

Well, say.

You're quite a hottie.

Please... - Shut up.

Leave me alone. - Shut up, I said.

Lift your dress.

Leave me alone. - Lift your dress!

Shut up.

Damn. - Leave me alone, please.

Please.

Get down on your knees. On your knees!

On your knees! I'm going you give a turn. On your knees!

And now lie down.

Lie.

Shut your mouth.

Well, say.

You have a tight ass.

I'm going to give you a fuck, slut.

Who pays you for clothes like that? Your guy?

What a jerk you are come out so late.

Little bastard that you are.

Shut up! Shut up or I'll strangle you.

Understood? Shut up or I'll strangle you.

Damn!

Open your legs! Legs open! Legs open, damn it!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Don't move... Don't move. I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

I'll fuck your hole to pieces!

I fuck your hole like you you've never been fucked.

Little bastard that you are. Don't move.

You are often fucked in the ass, huh?

Does your guy do it in your ass? Do you like that?

Damn.

Don't move, damn it!

Don't move, don't move.

Don't move, don't move.

Don't move, damn it!

Damn!

You have a nice tight ass.

I'll fuck your hole apart.

If you dare to shit, you're going to die. Understood?

Stupid citizen bitch.

What a tight ass you have.

A really nice cousin's ass.

Usually I don't like it that much.

Citizen bitch. But this time...

Are you about to shut up?

Branch woman! In your ass!

You're that good in your ass Not fucked yet, huh?

Damn, is that blood or hot?

Your ass is getting wider, isn't it? Are you bleeding?

Damn.

Oh yes, delicious.

Damn, that's nice.

Tell daddy it's delicious.

Tell daddy it's delicious.

Tell me daddy. Say daddy.

Say daddy, you dirty slut!

Shut up!

Damn.

Damn... Goddamn.

Crazy.

Now that was nice.

Where are you crawling to, honey?

Where are you crawling to?

Where are you crawling to?

Did you think I done with your laundry?

Little burger bitch. Look at me.

Look at me when I talk to you.

Look at me, damn it.

You dirty slut, look at me.

Little slut. You dirty whore.

Here!

You dirty bastard! Troela!

You think you can do anything, don't you?

You think you can do anything because you're beautiful, right?

Dirty slut! Dirty... Here!

I'm going to your mouth take some time to improve!

I'm not done with you yet.

Here! Here! Here!

Branch woman! Here!

Well satisfied? Or do you want something else?

Do you want some more? Tack whore! Please!

You little brat! Here!

That's for your damn head!

Now I'm done with you. Branch woman.

What are you trying to tell me?

You don't interfere with my sexuality.

But you involve me yourself. - You never talk about yours.

Because there is nothing to tell.

Then what is it? - There's always something.

What are you doing with your cock?

Don't whine. - Do you like handjobs?

Don't be like that. I think of Alex and you, and that's painful.

You've been alone for three years now. - Well, what?

What are you doing?

You are sent by God, because my buddy Pierre...

has a problem. - What do you mean?

We urgently need a remedy find out about Pierre a little

to come out of his shell.

I would like to take care of that. - See... How?

There are two of you and I'm not alone either.

In the toilets. - Stop it.

It always happens there. - Alex is alone.

Come on. - Come on, Pierre.

You say I'm talking about you sexuality whining, and what do you do?

Don't you dare? -Pierre is very nice.

Never mind. I know how it goes. We're having fun

we get stoned...

but I have had that for 15 years, Already done 30 years ago.

Hello. - Don't do that.

Stop it, Marcus. Leave her alone.

You can't do that to Alex. Leave Fatima alone.

Fatima, please.

Don't do that. You'll regret it when you sober up again.

Don't do it now. Come. Come along.

He's very nice. First the present.

Don't do those things. Leave.

Stop it, Pierre.

Stop it. Don't do that.

You're a pain in the ass.

And, girls?

Tasty.

I have to go to Pierre

who only likes rats and should not be left alone.

Will you come back?

Soon? - Yes. Thanks, girls.

Will you leave us to our fate?

This is Pierre and he needs love.

Alex dances all alone. Don't be an idiot.

Pamper him, girls. - Don't talk like that.

You're claiming that I'm talking about you sexuality zanik and what do you do?

I know. Come on, Marcus. I think it sucks when you act like that.

If you don't do it for me, then do it for her.

No, Marcus stays here.

Come on. Don't be stupid.

Alex has to be all on her own dancing. Come on.

Let him now.

Here I am! - Come on.

Marcus, you're amazing. - It's gross, Marcus.

That's life, buddy.

Then it made no sense to bring her along.

Why did you bring her? if you act like this?

Why are you acting like this? Come have a drink.

You need a glass of water.

You shouldn't act like that.

You bring her and... - Look at the girls.

You can also be stupid without her having to be there.

Stay with her anyway.

You need to have some fun. - You call this fun?

Yes, this is fun. You're like a pastor.

I feel like a nanny. - Pastor.

I fucking pull with a teenager full of drugs.

Drink some water. Come on.

Drink a sip of water.

Here, drink water. From the tap.

Give me a drink of water of the tap.

It was like sitting in the toilet. I couldn't pee.

Stop it, Marcus. - I turned on the tap.

Leave that. - Stop it.

Stop it, Pierre. Soon everything will be gone to hell.

Come on. - You're not funny.

It's not fun when you act like that. She'll see you later.

You're worse than an animal.

You're not funny.

Is that what you came for, jerk? - What, jerk?

I come to watch them dance, That's why I'm a jerk.

Don't do that, Marcus. Real.

Look how beautiful she is. Watch her dance.

Look how beautiful they are. brunette, blonde. Brunette, blonde.

Now be an adult. - We sew them all.

Found friends? - And?

Hello. - What's your name?

Joanna. You? -Vincent.

Hello, Vincent. - No, my name is Marcus.

And you? - Aurêle.

Aurêle? This is Alex.

No, that's Alex. - I know.

I'm Marcus. Marcus.

Come on. - I've had enough of that whiner.

Don't be annoying. - He's bad luck.

I'll give him some chicks he doesn't want them.

I give him coke, he doesn't want it.

I give him a glass, he declines it. Such a pain in the ass.

You have a strange string bean there sorted, Alex.

No, I'd rather look at you.

I carry heavy secrets. - Dance with me.

Let me look at you. You didn't used to dance.

There you have the forest monkey. Stop it, Marcus.

Do something. What did he swallow?

Stop it.

You never used to dance. - I'll dance with you.

You dance to forget, don't you? Your Marcus is crazy.

What are you doing now? You didn't dance like that before.

You didn't dance like that before.

Now let yourself go. - I'm completely serene.

Dance with me. - You're scaring me. You're never like that.

I've never seen you like this. There you have it again.

Do I scare you? - Funny, huh?

Do you like that? I can do it too, you know.

Come on. Now dance with me.

I'm with you. I'm looking at you.

You are in great shape. Remember? Carefully.

You're playing a dangerous game, Alex.

Marcus is having fun. - Come along.

How nice to see you. - For me too. Everything okay?

I'm going to say hello to a few more people.

Everything okay? Sorry.

Everything okay?

With you?

And? - And, is it growing?

He doesn't know how to stop.

I'm happy. You look nice.

Stop it.

I really like it to see you.

I'm tired from dancing.

I also danced a lot. - And everything okay?

I'm happy. I'm in a special period.

I'll tell you later. I'm here with my guy.

Pierre? - No.

I'm with Marcus.

I think he's completely crazy. - Yeah, looks like it.

I want one evening have dinner with you.

Please. - Then I'll tell you everything.

She has to tell me everything.

What should she say? - I don't know yet.

Everything okay? - Sure.

Okay. Will you call? - Promise.

Well then...

See you then.

Stop it. - What?

What did you swallow?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

I am clear as spring water. My name is Jean-François.

Have you looked at your eyes yet? - What's wrong with it?

You have your mouth not under control.

You have your breasts not under control.

Stop it, I want peace. - I've been looking for you for a while.

I was dancing.

Why do you have to swallow to have fun?

I know a lot. It's fun. - You're not fifteen anymore.

Sometimes you can be very sweet

and being gentle, and other times are you really stupid.

Stop it, Alex. - I want to go home.

I want to go home, I want some rest.

I'll take you home. - You look like a ghost.

Stop it. You bore me. - Wait, I'll take you home.

Don't touch me.

Come on!

I'll take you home, I tell you!

Alex, damn it!

I'm going now. - Where to?

I'm tired. - But you've only been there an hour.

I want to go home. - Just now you were dancing.

What is? - He's stoned.

I know. - Take care of him.

He doesn't need me, you do. - No.

Don't worry. I'll call you tomorrow.

No. I came for you. To see you.

It's been months. I have to Come up with an excuse to see you.

To see you dance. - Don't torture yourself like that.

I won't. I can deal with it quite well.

It is for aesthetic pleasure,

out of nostalgia to see you again. Don't leave.

I'll call you tomorrow. Promise.

Why? - You're a sweetheart.

No, I'm not a honey. It is careless to leave alone.

I'm working on a strong book. - How long?

Months. - How thick is it? 43 pages?

It's really very special.

After the table of contents it is on every page...

What is it about? - Well, he says...

The book? - The book states...

Apparently the future is already here completely stuck. Everything is recorded.

And the proof are the predictive dreams.

Beautiful. That rocks us at least already asleep.

Who knows, we might still dream. - You should write...

Sometimes I dream that I'm sleeping. My only dream.

Well, tired. - Then you relax.

Very exciting. - Towards Louis Blanc.

Isn't that our stop? - No, next one.

You need to sleep sometimes. Do you sleep for two hours?

How often am I on you blessed, after hours of effort?

Was it good? Tell me.

Can't you do it either? Terrible, huh?

What will you want to cum?

Stop it. Why do you say something like that?

Own fault, when you date ex-boyfriends.

You can't get her off, can you?

We'll explain later. - No, seriously.

What? - Does he really make you cum?

I don't claim... - You shouldn't argue.

Stop it. Him with his monkey head. Tell me.

Come on.

Don't be so sneaky. "Yes, we're cumming."

Do you see how you are, Pierre? You want to explain everything.

Are you coming or not? I haven't been able to do it for years.

Don't get excited. Everything is going fine.

That's why you're lagging behind and me first.

No, seriously. There is no one. - Stop it.

Did he do something fun? or not?

You don't talk about those things.

Shall we do them then? Take turns.

Then we'll see who succeeds. - It's complicated.

Did it work or not? You blamed me...

I've thought for a long time... I got results.

Excellent results, since...

Can he do it? - We don't talk about sex.

Why not? - You can talk about anything...

We can talk about sex, just not with you.

He wants to explain everything. But some things you can't explain.

Like sex. You have to have sex you don't talk about it.

But you can still share what is it like?

Did you enjoy it a little? yes or no?

It's not a vulgar question. It was over for me.

Why do you say that? - My cardiologist made me.

He said it would kill me. "Her orgasm or your heart," he said.

Serious. - Stop it.

There, a subway. And it is blue with colors.

Have you achieved something or not?

Pierre! - No, seriously.

We will explain everything to you.

Liar.

Liars have big noses you have big ears.

Don't I have a big nose? - No, big ears. Your nose is nothing.

Besides, with the wind... look.

Wow, what a rush of air.

Ladies and gentlemen, a couple cumming.

Just once...

She screamed once. - In four years, nice.

Because she's against the bedside table had blown up.

Why are you acting like this?

The only tangible evidence of an orgasm.

And I believed in it. I thought: Finally.

She cried. And it bled.

Do you know what they say?

There are no women who don't cum,

only men who can't fuck.

And that's it. - Why are you torturing yourself?

I won't. She tells the truth and I accept that.

I was too cerebral to make her cum.

Then she follows a diet of bananas and... testosterone, and it's for the baker.

You're banal. - Serious.

Do you do it with a banana diet? Bravo.

Look at that couple on their way to a party that doesn't share its bed secrets.

You have to be able to be tender. - And you were so progressive.

I'll just write it down, you never know that I find the one.

It's been a long time that... A button, thank you.

No, I saved that for you.

What are those things called again? Come on, quit.

A tender gesture... - No, it's hopeless for you.

You won't be able to do it anymore. - Tell me.

You take care of your rats. That is still possible.

I can't make that one cum. That's illegal.

I'm going crazy or I'm going to assault children.

How do you do it? - Don't joke about that.

Alex, what was the problem? - What are you thinking about?

His onomatopoeias? His fur? His smell?

Or was it the jungle cry?

Unbelievable.

You say I'm too intellectual. Now I ask something simple.

She gives a caress, she goes...

Maybe you can sing right away.

What is that?

Am I a nuisance? - No.

I'm a nuisance. Sorry. Sir, madam.

Excuse me.

Madam is cumming.

Madam cums but keeps it to himself.

How far are you with Sylvie? - As with the rest.

After a few hours grueling effort...

Sylvie doesn't interest me. - Do you know what your problem is?

You act like it's an achievement. - What?

For you it is an achievement. - What?

Sex. You do it but you're not there.

What do I hear now? - It's true.

The details of your private life don't interest me.

Excuse us, Reverend. - He's started.

Later at the party, just go quietly discussing in the toilet.

Unbelievable.

What else have you done? that I couldn't?

You're too old for those things.

I'm two years older than you. - A little more.

Mister is going to complain.

You think too much to the pleasure of the other.

You have to let yourself go. - You're an altruist.

Relax and think about yourself. - That's selfish.

It's better this way. Otherwise you will get blocked.

You think too much to the pleasure of the other.

You get blocked because you you don't focus on yourself.

After all, it is pleasure of a woman

a man's pleasure.

When I feel that the man does not enjoy...

is not absorbed in his own pleasure... - Wait a minute.

When I feel that the man is not absorbed in his own pleasure...

You don't enjoy it because I don't enjoy it?

No, I'm getting blocked. - How sad to hear that afterwards.

After all these years... - I couldn't. No.

All the effort I put in to hold me back...

for hours, I was sweating...

Let me explain. - And it was wrong? It had to be quick.

And you came 2 hours later, while I showered or slept.

That's already too harsh.

No, it's not like that. - You urge me to...

I wanted... - He fucks and she cums hours later.

You can't explain it. - It's not rational.

Your problem is that you want an explanation for everything.

But sometimes there is no explanation.

It's like that eternal talking. Sometimes you just gotta fuck

and then everything is resolved. I don't know why.

The bodies talk. - Shouldn't I talk?

I talked while fucking. Remember?

But the bodies. -And everything I said turned you on.

It was just talk.

But you were interested.

It was never real ecstasy, only once or twice...

Say it. He's not listening anyway. - More often.

Real? More often, buddy! More often!

Guy! More often.

You always talk intellectually. - I?

But in the end it always is terra terra. It's about sex.

That's good, right? - Except you say he's an animal.

It is an essential need.

He doesn't have the language.

"I fuck, I eat, I Marcus."

But I diversify a bit.

I have a lot of trouble, because I have the language.

The language. - Come along now, "language".

Are we there? - I'm going to keep jerking off for a while.

Well.

What nonsense.

More often. That's not bad at all.

Hello, Alexandra.

Pierre here. I'm having car trouble.

I'll come to you pick up by metro.

In twenty to thirty minutes.

I dreamed.

It was strange.

I have no feelings anymore in my arm.

I walked through a tunnel.

A tunnel...

all red...

And after that...

Then the tunnel broke in two.

I think...

is it because of my period?

I'm overdue. You know?

A lot of?

No, a few days.

Then we'll see.

We slept for a long time.

We have to get up. I have to go buy a bottle

for the party tonight. Pierre...

I have to be nice to him

because after all I stole his wife.

What?

And I also have to... - No.

You don't belong to anyone stole something, honey.

I am... I am not a thing.

You don't belong to anyone something stolen.

I did it. I have decided everything.

It is always the woman who decides.

Real.

But still...

It's true that you decide. By the way...

What are you delivering to me? You saddle me having parties with your ex?

He may still be a buddy.

But he's crazy about you. He likes you.

Either way, you'll pay. - I'm not paying anyone.

You decide and you pay for it. - No, stop it.

No, wait. I'm not awake.

I'll make you pay for it.

If you hurt me, you will pay for it.

You're going to pay for it.

The elephant's revenge. - Stop it!

Killing those children!

Stop it.

You know I don't like it.

Then I will take revenge too.

With a kiss.

You crushed me. - Not true.

Wait, you... - No.

Did I hurt you? You're exaggerating.

You crushed my balls. Damn it, Alex.

That's not possible. Did I hurt you?

You're a pervert.

You're a pervert.

Then I'm leaving. I'm going make coffee. You will learn that.

Stop it.

Break up.

I'm going to make coffee. - Make coffee?

You know... You have to go buy booze.

Come on.

All right.

Take a look, I have something here that hurts.

No, really, I have something here.

Do you put on music?

No.

Alex... - What?

I think I... feel like fucking your ass.

No! I thought you were something romantic would say.

It's romantic. - Oh yes? No, you know...

I love you.

I love you too.

What if I was pregnant?

That wouldn't be bad.

Yes, please.

Shower.

Hey, say...

I'm going to buy a bottle.

Do you have money?

Come on, stop it. - What?

Do you never have any money yourself?

All right. Do you have any?

I'll take some from your handbag.

See you soon.

PREGNANCY TEST

TIME RUINS EVERYTHING

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