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I'm Lainey.

I'm 18 years old, and all I've ever wanted was to have a family to call my

I like to help around the house, bake, and play games. I'm so excited to meet

you.

Remember when I went to the park?

Oh, I do.

Look, there's you feeding the ducks. It was so much fun.

You guys always take me on such fun places. Oh, yeah. Fun vacations. We have

many memories. I know.

Are those a new...

Pair of shoes?

Uh, yeah.

How the hell do you think we're going to afford that? We put food on the table,

we're going to get some clothes to go outside, and we're going to pay the

mortgage on this fucking house.

Where do you think all that money is just going to magically appear from?

Huh? If you go around buying a new pair of shoes every goddamn week.

And your fucking pedicures, and your manicures, and your hair. How many

times do you need to go to the salon every week? As often as I want.

Don't I deserve it?

What, you're going to tell me what to do?

Where are you going to fucking start doing that? You're never even home!

Yeah, I'm trying to fucking make money for you, alright? You keep fucking

wasting on this bullshit.

And what about the car? It's not even back yet. Like, how am I supposed to go

anywhere? I'm literally trapped here.

You're the one who fucking crashed it. How many times have I told you? They

out of nowhere.

I was going straight.

They cut into my lane. So how is it my fault?

They crashed it. I saw it on your Instagram story.

You were filming while you were driving.

So I can multitask. That's why you crashed, you dumbass.

What did you fucking call me? I called you a dumbass. That's what you are.

For filming while you're fucking driving.

Who does that?

Everybody does that these days.

That's the fucking rule.

That's why you crashed.

You're such a crabby old man.

The whole fuck bumper has to be replaced now. And why is it taking so fucking

long?

A bumper? How long is that going to take? You told them to keep our car,

you? I get it. I get it. You're trying to knock at the car fix.

So I'm a prisoner in this house. I'm trapped here in this fucking house all

with this fucking foster kid.

She needs a mother.

I'm a great mother.

Well, stop acting like it.

Are you fucking kidding me? No. You need to be a better role model for her,

okay?

Stop running around spending my money.

Maybe do some, you know, womanly duties around the house. Cook, clean, right?

Set a good example for her.

Are you fucking serious?

Of course I'm fucking serious.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Why don't you ever fuck me?

Fucking stale anyway.

God damn it.

When are we going to go on a family vacation to Australia?

Your entire family and your friends live there, and I've never met them. Are you

ashamed of us? We can't afford a family vacation right now.

We've got a mortgage to pay, all right? The mortgage isn't going to stop while

we're on holiday, okay? We've got to keep the money coming in.

We go on a vacation every year, but now that we have...

You're saying no? No vacation.

No family time. Maybe I don't want my family to know what a gold digger I

fucking married you.

I knew it. What's for dinner?

I knew you were ashamed of us.

You probably haven't even told your family that we're married, have you?

Look, they know we're married.

Really? They know we're married. How come I've never even talked to your mom

the phone?

Hello? You wouldn't understand it.

Guys, hello.

Why are you guys fighting all the fucking time?

Can't you guys, like, make up and have sex?

Sex?

Um, I haven't heard that word, sex, under this roof in years.

Don't you know, honey?

Your father here can't even get his dick hard for me anymore.

Is that true, Daddy?

It's complicated.

Yeah, complicated.

Don't you guys know that, like...

Sex is fundamental to a working relationship.

Look, you wouldn't understand. It's adult stuff.

Well, I mean, I could help out. I mean, I could be like a fluffer or something.

What? What do you mean by that? You know, like, bicep the

relationship a little bit.

Oh, I don't think that's necessary.

No, honey, this is something between us. You don't know.

I want you guys to get along.

So, I mean, if I have to help out in this type of way, I don't mind, really.

Uh, Lainey, we've... We've never really discussed anything like this before.

I don't know.

Be open to trying new things.

Obviously, this isn't working, so... Well, that's true. That's true. Why not

give it a try?

Well... Where did you get this idea, Lainey? Are you sure

you're okay with this? I mean... Yeah, I've just been thinking. Like, I hear

guys fighting every single day.

And I...

My friends at school, they tell me that their parents fuck all the time and

they're happy as can be. So, I mean, if you guys can't fuck each other, I can,

you know, help out.

I mean.

You guys have a point. You guys have a point.

I'm so embarrassed that you've heard us arguing every night. I mean.

It's not the family environment we kind of wanted to.

No, no.

No,

but... I mean, things can get much worse around here, that's for sure.

That's what I'm saying. So, I mean... Uh,

well... If your mother's okay with it.

Are you sure you're okay with this, Lainey? Yeah.

I'm very okay with it.

I mean, um... Okay.

Trust me.

It's gonna be fine.

Okay.

Alright.

If you insist.

See?

Look at that.

He does have a nice cock.

He does.

Yeah.

Yeah, it has been a while since I've done it. Look at that.

Doesn't it just make you want to suck it?

Oh my goodness.

Does it feel good, honey?

Oh, God, yes.

Yeah. It's been so fucking long.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. I haven't seen your face relax like that in forever, honey.

I

haven't

seen you this happy in forever.

I'm sorry I'm such a dick, baby. No, I'm sorry.

I miss you.

I miss you so much. I miss you, baby.

You're so beautiful.

Yeah.

How does that feel?

She looks so cute.

Joe, baby.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Fuck.

Yes. Get nice and fucking messy.

Yes.

Yes.

I love that.

Yes. So messy.

Oh,

look at that.

Yes.

Oh, look at that.

Thank our daughters.

and then something breaks in your arm?

Yeah, good girl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, this is just what you needed.

She's right.

God, yes.

Oh, look at that.

That's a good

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yes. Good.

Yes, that's a good girl. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fucking shot. Look at fucking pussy.

Oh, his dick just got harder. Oh, yeah.

Damn. Yeah.

Not yet.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah, yeah. Are you going to cry?

Put you down on that knee.

She gave up. Eat that ass, baby.

Eat that ass. Eat that ass, baby.

Yes.

Oh, mix it up, mix it up.

Oh, okay. Oh!

You've got some good ideas.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

like that. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, honey.

Yeah.

You just put me where you need me.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that feel good, baby?

Fucking pussy, yeah.

for the year.

Taste your daddy's cum. I want to taste it so badly.

Get those balls in your mouth.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

You guys, let those balls explode.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby.

Give it to me.

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oh look it's all over you

You saved his family.