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You are a man.
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Father Evans, so good to see you again.
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Oh, so nice to see you again.
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Who's this?
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This is Valerie.
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Hi, it's so nice to finally meet you.
I've heard so much about you.
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Oh.
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Uh, do come in. We're meeting in the
parlor.
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Thank you, Father, for meeting with us.
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I am so excited that you agreed to
officiate the wedding.
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Oh, it's my pleasure. I really think
that I'm going to help make your big day
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feel extra special. Yes, and it's going
to be so special.
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I have my vows, like, already. I've been
rehearsing for weeks, so I have it all
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memorized. I'm so excited.
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You know, your mother's been coming up
to me after service these past couple of
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Sundays and just knocking my ear off.
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How excited she is to see her daughter
getting married off, finally.
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That sounds just like her. That's all
she can talk about right now.
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Well, you know, there is one thing to go
over, which is how
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big is your wedding party supposed to
be?
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So it's roughly like 50, 60 invitations
you sent out, is that right?
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Yeah, like about 50 of ours. Yeah, it's
really small.
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Our chapel will hold 137 fellows.
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Plenty of room for guests and plenty of
room for the Lord.
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Sounds great. I can't wait.
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It's so nice of you to come and help
out. But before we
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really dive in, I think that it would be
important for me to
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meet the groom.
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Meet your husband.
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I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
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I think you need to clarify some things.
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Valerie is the groom.
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She's the person I'll be marrying.
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And I am just the luckiest woman in the
world.
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I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but
I...
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I think I might be the wrong person for
this.
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We've been talking about this for a
week.
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I'm not understanding.
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We talked about a marriage.
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A marriage as God intended.
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Between a man and a woman.
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Not between two... Well, I don't even
know what to call you in polite company.
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Had I known that you were interested...
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In such disgusting, vile relationship, I
never would have asked you to join my
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congregation in the first place.
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Absolutely not. I have been knowing you
for years.
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I don't... We are... Then you should
have known. You're a family friend.
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I will not... I can't believe what I'm
hearing.
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I cannot...
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And I am not going to officiate this
abomination of a marriage.
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Abomination. Father, this is not fair.
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This is not right.
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What's not right is seeking sin in the
house of the Lord. You come to a house
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of worship knowing that you yourself are
such a wicked sinner.
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You come into my house.
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Bringing this sinful woman with you?
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Repent!
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Repent now!
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Do you know how crazy you sound?
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There's nothing wrong with being a
lesbian.
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Says you.
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Your ideas are outdated.
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This is not the congregation I signed up
with.
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Our love, it's righteous in the eyes of
the Lord.
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You're just miserable.
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You live a sad, lonely life.
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You want everybody else to share that
with you.
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And misery loves company, right?
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And we're two beautiful women in love.
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And you have no body.
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Your love is righteous.
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What you have cannot even compare one
iota to the oath that
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I have taken with my Lord.
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What you have is disgusting.
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Your vile union does not and
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will not ever compare to my relationship
with my God.
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Strike a nerve.
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I need to ask you to leave.
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You've never been with a woman in your
life, have you?
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You must be so frustrated.
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And you're using us as a scapegoat for
your sexual frustration.
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You probably can't stand.
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Looking at a straight man's ultimate
can't have.
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I
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bet
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you've never even been with a woman
before.
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I've never been married.
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Or even touched yourself.
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It probably just all comes out when he
has wet dreams.
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But you've dreamt of something like this
happening.
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Yeah, he has.
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I do not let my mind wander to such
sinful activities.
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Oh, we know you're just suppressing all
that.
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Lord,
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please help me.
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Please help me.
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Save me from these wicked people.
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Do not let my mind be seduced by you.
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Have you ever even seen boobies before?
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Pleasures of the body.
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They feel so good. I bet you want to
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touch, don't you?
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I will use scripture to deny myself that
you destroy the temple and build it in
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three days.
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Save yourself and come down from the
cross likewise also.
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Why don't you come see what heaven
really feels like? I cannot hear
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I cannot hear nothing.
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You want it?
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I... Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Shall not. Oh, my God. Look
at those nipples.
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Shall not.
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I mean, I just have to lick it.
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Look how gentle she is.
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She's worth going to hell for.
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Don't you think?
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Jesus Christ.
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It's a little late.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Yeah, I know you want to touch.
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You love it.
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I see it in front of me.
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I shall not touch her. I shall not
receive.
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I shall not go that way.
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Have you ever seen pussy before?
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Oh.
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Mm -hmm.
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I felt the heat radiating in your ass.
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Oh, Lord, I feel your essence radiating
in my face.
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Yeah. The warmth coming from between a
woman's legs.
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Oh.
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Let me see. Let me have you.
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May they be in your glory.
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I think he's enjoying that.
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I cannot get into these things.
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Oh, but you already are.
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I must not.
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I must be strong in the face of this.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, help me.
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I don't know how I'll be strong enough.
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Oh,
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I
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see the devils in front of me.
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I watch their flesh crept, and I'm taken
over by their desire.
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I cannot stand the resistance of their
body.
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Have you been a big ass before?
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No.
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You know you're not touching me. I
thought they made me do hands just
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like that.
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Double derriere of the devil.
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This is God's work.
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This is all God's work. He made this.
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In the name of the Lord and the Holy
Spirit, amen.
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The deeper you go, the closer you get to
God.
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He knows how to use his tongue.
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Oh, I'm sorry for my son. Yes, yes. I'm
so
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sorry.
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Show God how sorry.
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back and watch and take off your pants
while you're at it
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let's
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show them how it's done
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And make sure to pay a lot of
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attention to the clip
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He's enjoying this. Look at that. Look
how hard he is.
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He might be a thing like this. I know
you haven't.
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My god, oh my lord
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How much you like that.
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I love it.
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He loves it.
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I know you do.
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Fuck you, Beth. I know it.
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I breathe.
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Keep doing that. You might just make a
woman come for the first time.
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I must repent.
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I must repent.
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I think we're driving him a little
crazy. I feel a little bad. It's killing
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Oh.
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Oh, Lord have mercy.
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Your succubus is sucking your dick.
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Mr.
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Pass is laughing this long.
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I think he's ready for some pussy. What
do you think?
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Yeah.
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The wet pussy on your dick?
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Yeah.
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Do you want to go first, baby?
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It's all you.
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See how generous he is?
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He's so giving.
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See, this is love.
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I know.
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I know.
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Keep your eyes on it. Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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he's squirming to get in there.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, man.
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It's so warm.
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Look,
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I love it. I fucking love it. You love
it?
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Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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I feel how wet you're making me.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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My God, your mother would be so ashamed.
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My mother isn't here.
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How do you think your mother created
you?
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Exactly.
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Get it?
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My pussy.
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God to all the time.
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Shall not take his name in vain.
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Never. Shall not blaspheme.
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Ah, Jezebel juice.
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Do you work out these days?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I keep making yourself useful.
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Yeah. Oh.
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He's, like, biting it.
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Don't help it.
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I will not succumb to the pleasures of
this earthly body. You already have.
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Too late.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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This one must be paid for in the flesh.
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Did he call you Satan?
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You're Satan.
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What
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should
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we do? What should we do?
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He did that for you.
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Thank you, baby.
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You do the work while I play with my
wife.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Holy water.
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That's holy water, yeah.
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You experienced a lot of thirst today.
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Yes,
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please anoint me.
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Holy shit!
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Yes, please. Yes, please.
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Yes, please.
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You're being nice now.
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what to do.
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I think we thought of some things.
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Goodbye, everyone.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, he loves it. He loves it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah, yeah.
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Yes!
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I guess it wasn't that hard to mess up
your moral code.
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I mean, we still plan to get married,
but it's a real Christian establishment
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that accepts us for who we are.
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