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You are a man.

Father Evans, so good to see you again.

Oh, so nice to see you again.

Who's this?

This is Valerie.

Hi, it's so nice to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Oh.

Uh, do come in. We're meeting in the parlor.

Thank you, Father, for meeting with us.

I am so excited that you agreed to officiate the wedding.

Oh, it's my pleasure. I really think that I'm going to help make your big day

feel extra special. Yes, and it's going to be so special.

I have my vows, like, already. I've been rehearsing for weeks, so I have it all

memorized. I'm so excited.

You know, your mother's been coming up to me after service these past couple of

Sundays and just knocking my ear off.

How excited she is to see her daughter getting married off, finally.

That sounds just like her. That's all she can talk about right now.

Well, you know, there is one thing to go over, which is how

big is your wedding party supposed to be?

So it's roughly like 50, 60 invitations you sent out, is that right?

Yeah, like about 50 of ours. Yeah, it's really small.

Our chapel will hold 137 fellows.

Plenty of room for guests and plenty of room for the Lord.

Sounds great. I can't wait.

It's so nice of you to come and help out. But before we

really dive in, I think that it would be important for me to

meet the groom.

Meet your husband.

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

I think you need to clarify some things.

Valerie is the groom.

She's the person I'll be marrying.

And I am just the luckiest woman in the world.

I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but I...

I think I might be the wrong person for this.

We've been talking about this for a week.

I'm not understanding.

We talked about a marriage.

A marriage as God intended.

Between a man and a woman.

Not between two... Well, I don't even know what to call you in polite company.

Had I known that you were interested...

In such disgusting, vile relationship, I never would have asked you to join my

congregation in the first place.

Absolutely not. I have been knowing you for years.

I don't... We are... Then you should have known. You're a family friend.

I will not... I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I cannot...

And I am not going to officiate this abomination of a marriage.

Abomination. Father, this is not fair.

This is not right.

What's not right is seeking sin in the house of the Lord. You come to a house

of worship knowing that you yourself are such a wicked sinner.

You come into my house.

Bringing this sinful woman with you?

Repent!

Repent now!

Do you know how crazy you sound?

There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

Says you.

Your ideas are outdated.

This is not the congregation I signed up with.

Our love, it's righteous in the eyes of the Lord.

You're just miserable.

You live a sad, lonely life.

You want everybody else to share that with you.

And misery loves company, right?

And we're two beautiful women in love.

And you have no body.

Your love is righteous.

What you have cannot even compare one iota to the oath that

I have taken with my Lord.

What you have is disgusting.

Your vile union does not and

will not ever compare to my relationship with my God.

Strike a nerve.

I need to ask you to leave.

You've never been with a woman in your life, have you?

You must be so frustrated.

And you're using us as a scapegoat for your sexual frustration.

You probably can't stand.

Looking at a straight man's ultimate can't have.

I

bet

you've never even been with a woman before.

I've never been married.

Or even touched yourself.

It probably just all comes out when he has wet dreams.

But you've dreamt of something like this happening.

Yeah, he has.

I do not let my mind wander to such sinful activities.

Oh, we know you're just suppressing all that.

Lord,

please help me.

Please help me.

Save me from these wicked people.

Do not let my mind be seduced by you.

Have you ever even seen boobies before?

Pleasures of the body.

They feel so good. I bet you want to

touch, don't you?

I will use scripture to deny myself that you destroy the temple and build it in

three days.

Save yourself and come down from the cross likewise also.

Why don't you come see what heaven really feels like? I cannot hear

I cannot hear nothing.

You want it?

I... Yeah.

Oh, my God. Shall not. Oh, my God. Look at those nipples.

Shall not.

I mean, I just have to lick it.

Look how gentle she is.

She's worth going to hell for.

Don't you think?

Jesus Christ.

It's a little late.

Let's see what we have here.

Yeah, I know you want to touch.

You love it.

I see it in front of me.

I shall not touch her. I shall not receive.

I shall not go that way.

Have you ever seen pussy before?

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

I felt the heat radiating in your ass.

Oh, Lord, I feel your essence radiating in my face.

Yeah. The warmth coming from between a woman's legs.

Oh.

Let me see. Let me have you.

May they be in your glory.

I think he's enjoying that.

I cannot get into these things.

Oh, but you already are.

I must not.

I must be strong in the face of this.

Oh, Jesus Christ, help me.

I don't know how I'll be strong enough.

Oh,

I

see the devils in front of me.

I watch their flesh crept, and I'm taken over by their desire.

I cannot stand the resistance of their body.

Have you been a big ass before?

No.

You know you're not touching me. I thought they made me do hands just

like that.

Double derriere of the devil.

This is God's work.

This is all God's work. He made this.

In the name of the Lord and the Holy Spirit, amen.

The deeper you go, the closer you get to God.

He knows how to use his tongue.

Oh, I'm sorry for my son. Yes, yes. I'm so

sorry.

Show God how sorry.

back and watch and take off your pants while you're at it

let's

show them how it's done

And make sure to pay a lot of

attention to the clip

He's enjoying this. Look at that. Look how hard he is.

He might be a thing like this. I know you haven't.

My god, oh my lord

How much you like that.

I love it.

He loves it.

I know you do.

Fuck you, Beth. I know it.

I breathe.

Keep doing that. You might just make a woman come for the first time.

I must repent.

I must repent.

I think we're driving him a little crazy. I feel a little bad. It's killing

Oh.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

Your succubus is sucking your dick.

Mr.

Pass is laughing this long.

I think he's ready for some pussy. What do you think?

Yeah.

The wet pussy on your dick?

Yeah.

Do you want to go first, baby?

It's all you.

See how generous he is?

He's so giving.

See, this is love.

I know.

I know.

Keep your eyes on it. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

he's squirming to get in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

It's so warm.

Look,

I love it. I fucking love it. You love it?

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

I feel how wet you're making me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

My God, your mother would be so ashamed.

My mother isn't here.

How do you think your mother created you?

Exactly.

Get it?

My pussy.

God to all the time.

Shall not take his name in vain.

Never. Shall not blaspheme.

Ah, Jezebel juice.

Do you work out these days?

Yeah.

Yeah, I keep making yourself useful.

Yeah. Oh.

He's, like, biting it.

Don't help it.

I will not succumb to the pleasures of this earthly body. You already have.

Too late.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

This one must be paid for in the flesh.

Did he call you Satan?

You're Satan.

What

should

we do? What should we do?

He did that for you.

Thank you, baby.

You do the work while I play with my wife.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Holy water.

That's holy water, yeah.

You experienced a lot of thirst today.

Yes,

please anoint me.

Holy shit!

Yes, please. Yes, please.

Yes, please.

You're being nice now.

what to do.

I think we thought of some things.

Goodbye, everyone.

I don't know.

Yeah, he loves it. He loves it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh,

yeah, yeah.

Yes!

I guess it wasn't that hard to mess up your moral code.

I mean, we still plan to get married, but it's a real Christian establishment

that accepts us for who we are.