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Morning, Toby.
I need the Petroff contracts
right away.
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Already on your desk.
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In triplicate.
Really?
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Some mighty funny goings-on
going on around here.
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Anything for you.
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And may I say you're looking
particularly sharp today.
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Yeah, well, I have
my Aunt Minnie's wake tonight.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Isn't it a glorious morning?
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I hoped not to have to say this,
but you've forced me to.
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I'm afraid you're going
out of your mind.
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It's okay.
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Have a nice hot cup of coffee.
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I just made it.
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Thank you, Toby.
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Did you buzz me?
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No.
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I could have sworn
I heard you buzz.
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No, no, no.
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My finger never left my hand.
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Well, I'll be right out here
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sitting in my office
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in case you decide to buzz me.
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Toby, are...
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are you okay?
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Fine, I'm just feeling happy.
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It's just kind of a happy day
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to me, dear Toby.
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Oh!
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I know it's your birthday.
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You lie.
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I just...
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Think.
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Thought you might be
happy for some reason...
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Concentrate.
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Besides your birthday.
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Uh-huh, well, in case you,
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uh, left my present at home,
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I took the liberty
of narrowing down
your shopping choices.
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Not that I didn't
appreciate that stapler
you got me last year.
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Well, it was electric.
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It certainly was.
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Now, the ones with the red stars
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are your low-end gifts,
low in price, low in thanks.
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Green means mid-priced,
something that'll get
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your phone calls answered
every now and then.
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And these are your gold stars.
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The kind of gifts
that would cause your secretary
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to overlook the fact
that you forgot her birthday,
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and prevent her
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from taking the rest
of the screws out of your chair.
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Thank you, Toby, this is, uh...
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This is very helpful.
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Look, I need you to take notes
on my 11:30 with Josephson.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
11:30 is not good for me.
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Oh, really?
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And why is that?
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Because at 11:30,
I'll be leaving
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for my twelve o'clock
birthday lunch
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with June and Marie.
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And I should warn you,
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the festivities
may last till 5:00,
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after which there's going to be
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an impromptu office
surprise party in my honor.
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Anything else?
Yes.
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I've got to be out of here
at 6:00 on the dot
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to be uptown at my sister Gina's
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for the best Swedish meatballs
this side of Malmö.
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So then basically you have
no time for me all day.
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No, no, no.
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I still have
my 10:30 coffee break open
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in case you wanna
spring for a bagel.
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Toby, I can't find
the Pivon contracts.
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Did you look under the...
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Good morning.
Martin Tupper's office.
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Sure,
we sent those out yesterday.
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They didn't?
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Well, hold on.
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Hello, Martin Tupper's office.
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Yes, he is.
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Just a second.
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It's going crazy here.
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Martin Tupp...
Eleanor, stop screaming!
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Hold on!
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What time is it?
11:30.
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I'm out of here.
Toby!
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Ta-da!
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Happy birthday, Toby. Here.
Uh, Martin Tupper's office.
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It's from all of us.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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But it's good you did.
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You ready to go?
What's our fax number?
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It's in the Rolodex.
I'm at lunch.
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Guess what! Guess what!
You won't believe it.
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Alan asked me to marry him.
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Please!
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And guess what?
We're gonna do it today!
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I'm meeting him in half an hour.
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City Hall. I want you all
to be my bridesmaids.
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Hello!
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Oh, Toby, I'm sorry.
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But I have to do this
before he changes his mind.
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Hey,
I have birthdays every year.
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But you only get married,
what, three, four times?
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Here, it's from all of us.
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Congratulations.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
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I'll say.
Well, come on, everybody.
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We'll pick up flowers
on the way.
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Aren't you coming?
I have responsibilities here.
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Okay, don't forget you owe
$12 for Marie's present. Ciao.
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Hold the elevator!
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What happened to your lunch?
It eloped.
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You got a guy
still holding on three.
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Martin, help me, they're
gonna be here any minute.
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Give me something to do,
so can act surprised.
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Here, you can type
the Feldman notes.
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No, not real work.
This is just pretend.
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Surprise!
Where's everybody else?
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The secretaries
went out for drinks
after Marie's wedding.
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Um, Eileen's husband's
taking her to the opera,
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and Zita went into labor.
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She couldn't wait?
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Well, hey, we're here.
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Uh, actually, I'm not.
I've got a date with Robin.
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It's our six month anniversary.
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Um, here's the cake.
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Um, here's a card.
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Happy birthday.
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That's it? That's my party?
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Well...
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What a wretched
experience for her.
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Why don't you open the card?
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"You're not getting older,
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you're getting much older."
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That's very funny. Don't you
think that's funny, Martin?
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You've gotta make her believe
there's nothing to worry about.
She's gotta stay calm.
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But, hey, that...
that cake sure looks great.
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Yeah, what the hell.
Let's have some cake.
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"Happy Birthday, Tuby."
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I don't believe this.
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Ooh, murder!
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No.
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No.
That's... that's an "O."
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See? Look, forget the cake.
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Why don't you
knock off early, okay?
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I mean, after all,
it is your birthday.
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Thank you, Mr. Generosity.
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Why didn't you say that at 2:30
instead of ten after five?
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But then, hey,
I might have missed my party.
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Come on, you... you still
have that great dinner
with your sister Gina.
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But wait, it gets worse.
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Come on, Toby.
Kids get measles, you know.
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I mean, it just... It happens.
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She could have at least
made the meatballs!
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I really have to get going.
You...
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You gonna be okay?
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I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
I'll go home, I got my cats.
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I got my cake that you touched.
Don't worry about me.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Well, you know,
I've... I've got that wake.
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Right. Right. Right.
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You think there'll be
any drinks?
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I don't know, I... I suppose so,
I mean, it's a wake.
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Well, you know there are wakes,
and there are wakes.
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Sometimes, you know, it's, uh,
"Here's the body and goodbye."
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And other times, there's
a festive mood. You know,
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you get a piece of pastry,
put a candle in it...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You... you wanna come
to Aunt Minnie's wake?
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Great! I'll get my purse.
I...
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God, I haven't been
in here in years.
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Neither has fresh air.
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Toby, are you sure
you wanna be here?
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Sure, sure, sure.
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Look, there's food,
there's drinks, there's people.
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And only one of them is dead.
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Martin, Martin, Martin.
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I think.
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Hi, Uncle Pat.
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God, can you believe
about Aunt Minnie?
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Martin, Martin.
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You were always her favorite.
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Yeah. Yeah, I... I remember.
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I will fix you once and for all!
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First Uncle Lou, now Minnie.
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These things
always happen in threes.
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Makes you wonder
who's gonna be next.
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What about
Aunt Sylvia last year?
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No, she was the end
of the previous three
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with Jack and Louise.
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Although there was Mickey.
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But he wasn't really family.
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But if he was, that would
make Lou number three,
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and Minnie
the start of a whole new three.
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Which means there are
two more still to go.
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Unless they happen in nines,
then you're all doomed.
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Toby, why don't we get
something to eat? Excuse me.
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Don't do this to me.
What? What?
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Hi, Martin.
Hi, Frankie. How you doing?
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Okay. I made the deviled eggs.
Oh, really?
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I think
we found the cause of death.
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Give me that.
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Frankie. Frankie.
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Whoa. Tough wake.
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Martin.
Oh, hey, Dewey.
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Poor Aunt Minnie, huh?
I know, it's sad.
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You know,
I hadn't seen her in 15 years.
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Too late now.
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Will you stop it?
This is Toby Pedalbee.
Toby, this is my cousin Dewey.
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How do you do, Dewey?
Nice to meet you.
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Steer clear of the eggs.
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So, Martin, are your folks here?
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No, no, they're in Brussels
visiting my sister. Yours?
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No, they couldn't make it.
They send their love.
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Here we go.
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I, uh... I'm not
a member of the family.
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Well, he's safe.
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But, uh, Minnie was
my secretary for over 36 years.
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She was a secretary?
Yeah.
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She wasn't always pleasant.
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In fact,
she was never hardly pleasant.
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She, uh,
hated to give me coffee.
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She rarely
answered my phone calls.
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Hmm, can you imagine that?
Huh.
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But she had a good heart.
I mean, as far as I could tell.
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Anyway, to Minnie.
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To Minnie.
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Go easy there, will you?
Hey, it's respect for the dead.
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Minnie
was really something, all right.
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It always amazed me that they
could put a mouth that big
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on a woman that only
came up to here on me.
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I wonder if she has
any clothes I could borrow.
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Toby,
Minnie was nothing like you.
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But I think the person
who probably knew her best
was her sister.
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Tina?
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I can't believe she's gone.
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It was only last Thursday
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she was at the house for dinner.
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I made her her favorite.
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Meatballs?
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Chicken Parmesan.
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She was such a kidder.
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But we always felt bad for her,
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because we knew that there was
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just her and those cats.
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Oh, God!
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I knew she'd die alone!
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Maybe we should go.
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I think Minnie
would have wanted me to stay.
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No more drinks for table 26.
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To Minnie.
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To Minnie.
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To Minnie.
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Toby.
254
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,181
Toby, look, I know
how it sounds,
255
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,583
but... but Minnie
had a rich, full life.
256
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,820
Right up until she died alone.
257
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,521
Okay, okay,
maybe she did die alone.
258
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,323
But... but look at
all these people.
259
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,826
She had an impact on each
and every one of their lives.
260
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,994
I remember she always had gum.
261
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,164
Or if not gum,
at least some kind of mint.
262
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,333
Shut up, you.
Gum and mints.
263
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,535
There's a legacy.
264
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,004
I wanna look at the body.
265
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,407
Oh, no, Toby. Wait. Wait. Wait.
266
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,876
I'd like to propose
a toast to Aunt Minnie.
267
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,478
To Aunt Minnie.
268
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,713
Uh...
269
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,456
Okay, maybe she was a...
270
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,858
Miserable witch.
271
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:48,762
A loner, and maybe
she was a little...
272
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,964
Insane!
Hard to get close to,
273
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,434
but she was just Aunt Minnie.
274
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,269
And she was one of a kind,
you know?
275
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,705
She's the one
who taught me how to drive.
276
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,808
I was eight years old,
and she had this big old Ford.
277
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,311
And I couldn't reach the pedals,
so she tied these
coffee cans to my feet.
278
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,681
And it went okay until
one of the cans fell off
279
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,417
and I was going 40 miles an hour
down the West Side highway.
280
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:16,823
Minnie just kept laughing.
281
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,460
All us kids knew
she hated children.
282
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,630
And I suppose it's possible
she was trying to kill me.
283
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,033
But I had the time of my life.
284
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,737
I remember
when she tried to kill me.
285
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,307
Oh, God, Minnie.
Oh, God.
286
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,311
She decked him.
287
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,914
I swear to you, she decked him
right there in the office.
288
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,317
Broke the man's nose.
289
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,088
Everything's under control.
290
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,889
I don't believe
I've ever loved a woman
291
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,424
as much as I did at that moment.
292
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,994
Remember,
at weddings and christenings,
293
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,996
how she used to
get behind the piano,
294
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,898
and sing all those old songs
295
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,935
like, "Roll out the Barrel"
and, uh, "Camptown Races"?
296
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,944
Are you nuts or something?
297
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,312
Toby, this is not the time...
298
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,117
It's the grief.
299
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,862
Are there
any more words to this?
300
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,538
What a hell of a time
I'm having.
301
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,577
We're going to eat
and sing and celebrate and eat
until we all burst and die.
302
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,179
Everybody sing!
303
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,259
This is great.
I'm really glad you came.
304
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,028
Yeah, I wish more
of your relatives would die.
305
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,520
I gotta tell you,
306
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:32,225
this is one of the best
birthdays I've ever had.
307
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,560
To Minnie!
308
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,529
A woman after my own heart!
309
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,265
To Minnie!
To Minnie!
310
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,001
And wherever she is,
311
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,236
at least we know
she won't be alone.
312
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,674
You hear that, Toby?
313
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,775
She won't be alone.
314
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,711
Why?
Why?
315
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,647
Why won't she be alone?
316
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,649
'Cause she'll be with Herman.
317
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,852
Oh, Herman.
318
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,887
She'll be with Herman.
319
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,188
Good old Herman.
320
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,025
Who the hell is Herman?
321
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,427
He's over there.
322
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,939
He was a very little guy.
323
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,374
Herman was her cat.
324
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,814
Herman was her cat?
It's a sad story, really.
325
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,651
The day after Minnie died,
he was very despondent.
326
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,020
The next morning,
we found him hanging
327
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,424
on the pull cord
on the Venetian blinds.
328
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,392
You could call it
an accident, but...
329
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,030
She's being buried with her cat?
330
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,633
Uh...
331
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,702
This was such a happy house.
332
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,472
Now it's as if the spirit
of doom has entered it.
333
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,609
The woman is being
buried with her cat!
334
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,216
Shh!
335
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,653
Nice place.
336
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,255
I'll give you
my decorator's number.
337
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,423
You want a drink?
338
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,292
I think we've both had enough.
339
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,494
Speak for yourself.
340
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,565
You didn't lead a conga line
on your own grave tonight.
341
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,501
I saw the next 50 years
of my life go "Pfft"!
342
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:26,306
I type some letters.
I take some dictation.
343
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,775
I end up buried
in a pet cemetery.
344
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,478
She's not gonna be
buried in a pet cemetery.
345
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,215
I asked.
346
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,450
Nadine, listen to me.
347
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,122
If anything ever happens to me,
please do me a favor,
348
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,157
don't do anything stupid.
349
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,328
Well, I guess I'll go now.
350
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,997
Oh, wait. Don't go yet.
Have another drink.
351
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,066
No, no, really, it's late. We...
352
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,702
We have to go to work tomorrow.
353
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,304
Oh, come on. It's my birthday.
354
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,907
Stay a little.
We'll play some Scrabble.
355
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,543
No, no, no,
thanks, but I can't...
356
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,913
Hey, look, don't do this to me.
It's been a rough day.
357
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,082
Don't leave me alone
with the frigging cat.
358
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:12,252
Look, Toby, I'm...
I'm sorry, but I can't...
359
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,262
If you're trying to
get me to play Scrabble...
360
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,964
it's not gonna work.
361
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,469
I'm going to go now.
362
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,639
And we can just pretend
that this never happened.
363
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,212
Seems to me if we're gonna
pretend nothing ever happened,
364
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,982
maybe we should do something
that's worth pretending about.
365
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,553
Do you mean that... that
I... that... that... that...
366
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,089
Oh, you wouldn't do that!
367
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,624
Martin,
I don't wanna be alone tonight.
368
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,762
No, no, no, no, no.
369
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,231
It'll be our little secret.
370
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,367
No, no, no.
371
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,902
Come on. Come on.
372
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,971
You go out with
all those gorgeous women
373
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:06,506
with legs up to here.
374
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,441
Don't you ever
get tired of that?
375
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,950
Toby, you're drunk.
376
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,153
So are you.
377
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,923
I don't think we can be held
responsible for our actions.
378
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,459
Now, listen...
379
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,130
No, don't... don't do that.
380
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:33,033
Martin, I've got to
start living for today.
381
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,836
Well, can't you start
living for today tomorrow?
382
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,739
Don't... don't...
don't do that either.
383
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,676
Toby, I'm sorry.
It's not a good idea, you know?
384
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,912
We... we have
a professional relationship.
385
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,715
Okay, I quit. There.
386
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,751
Take off your pants.
Toby, this... this is wrong.
387
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,554
You're right. It's wrong.
It's terribly wrong.
388
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,955
Almost forbidden.
389
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,526
I'm going.
390
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,463
Toby, put it down.
391
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:07,200
Just put it down.
Don't rub it, don't play
with it, don't roll it around.
392
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,768
Just... just let it go.
393
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:13,873
Thank you.
394
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:14,941
I mean it.
395
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,047
Thank you. I'm going now.
396
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,784
Good night.
397
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,386
So, it's all over.
398
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,855
Wait! Wait.
399
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,293
I can't get out.
400
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,861
If we're not gonna do it...
401
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,296
And we're not gonna do it.
402
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,398
There's something
I want you to know.
403
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,500
What?
404
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,402
Something I have never said
405
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,005
to anyone in my entire life.
406
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,274
I'm a leprechaun.
407
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,676
I want you to know...
408
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,145
What is it?
409
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,652
Toby?
410
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,995
Happy birthday, Toby.
411
00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,015
Martin...
412
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,785
Martin Tupper's office.
413
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:35,555
El... Eleanor!
Eleanor, don't... don't yell.
414
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,227
I... I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
415
00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,495
Toby handles that.
416
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,199
You'll have to ask her
when she gets in.
417
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,267
If she gets in.
418
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,403
Okay, I'll... I'll tell her.
419
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,239
Thank you for not yelling.
420
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,916
Let's not talk about it.
We've got to talk about it.
421
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,250
It's your life, my life.
422
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:09,122
Eleanor called. She wants
a purchase order number.
423
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,392
It's in the file.
424
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,295
I didn't know.
425
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,501
Oh, please,
don't make me talk about it.
We've got to talk about it.
426
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,837
Anyway...
427
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,638
I'll make some coffee.
428
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,375
Yeah, coffee...
coffee would be good.
429
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,413
We've got to talk about it.
430
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:35,982
I'm gonna go into my office now.
431
00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:37,984
That would be good.
Yeah.
432
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,834
Listen, about last night...
433
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:57,704
Toby, please.
No. I want you to know.
434
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,274
You don't have to say it.
I'm not attracted to you.
435
00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:03,710
You didn't have to say it.
436
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,879
And if I ever feel like having
437
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,548
meaningless, casual sex again,
438
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,517
I don't wanna have it with you.
439
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,087
I understand.
440
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,090
And it's not
because you're my boss.
441
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,324
Okay.
442
00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:20,427
It's because you're my...
443
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,131
You're my...
444
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:30,870
Friend?
445
00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:34,074
Hey, I wouldn't go that far.
446
00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:36,176
Surprise!
447
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,511
Happy Day-After-Your-Birthday!
448
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,981
I don't wanna have to hurt you.
449
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:45,852
You shouldn't have.
450
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,854
No, it's... it's too much.
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