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Oh, my God.
This is such great news, Eddie.
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Thank you so much.
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Well, it's nothing, really.
I just like helping people.
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Here, let me help you.
Oh, wait, wait!
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You're caught on my comb.
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Knock, knock.
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Oops.
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What a pair of beauties.
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Sorry.
Oh, God. Wait, Eddie.
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This is a new sweater.
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Martin, could you step out?
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Oh, is that Martin?
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I am so embarrassed.
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This is not
how I wanted to meet you.
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Hi. I'm Marsha.
I just wanted to thank you.
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Thank me?
Mm-hmm.
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Uh, you know Marsha,
my production assistant.
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Marsha?
Oh! Oh, sure! Marsha.
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The one with the sister
I told you about.
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The sister with the book
you said you would read?
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Right, right!
Marsha with the sister
with the book, yes, yes.
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Well, she's stopping by
your office tomorrow.
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Of course.
The sister with the book.
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Eddie, could I...
Strangle you.
see you a moment?
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Chloe went wild when
I told her you'd see her.
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Well, as wild as she ever gets.
You know,
she's sort of a book nerd.
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Great. My kind of people.
I was hoping I could
get my nails clipped
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and out of the way
before you got here.
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It's funny, we all thought
she'd become a librarian.
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That is funny. Eddie, just
a moment of your time, please.
I can't thank you enough.
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This is really
gonna mean a lot to her.
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And I can't
thank you enough, Eddie.
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Well, that won't stop you
from trying now, will it?
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No, I don't think it will.
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Eddie!
Uh.
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Uh, yeah.
Sorry to spring this on you.
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You were great. I owe you one.
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You're disgusting.
Dinner's on you.
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I owe you two. I have to cancel.
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Something's come up.
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No kidding.
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You're a pal.
And you're a dead man.
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Okay, when she gets here, just
give us a couple of minutes,
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like 90 seconds, tops,
then interrupt us,
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say it's an emergency,
and you need me right away.
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What kind of emergency?
I don't care.
Just make something up.
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Okay. Uh...
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Jeremy's dead.
He was thrown from a train.
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No, that's horrible. No, it's...
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You know, something
a little less severe.
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Okay.
He was thrown from a chair.
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Make it an office thing,
will you? I don't care what.
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Just do what you have to do to
get me out of there. Thank you.
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Marty, Marty, Marty.
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You're bringing me
literature again.
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This is a very
powerful biography.
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Gibby, the woman's
a modern-day saint.
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Yeah, right, and she's done
some wonderful things
with the poor in Calcutta.
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But the book's only
going to appeal to other nuns.
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Now we need to get some spice,
some sizzle.
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Sizzle?
Yeah.
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Maybe if we knew what drove her
to the convent to begin with.
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Uh, something lurid in her past.
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A demon lover perhaps.
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Perhaps an unexpected bun
in the oven.
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Make another crack like that,
I just might get sick.
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I'll see what I can dig up.
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That's my boy.
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Yes?
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A Chloe Kimball to see you.
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Send her in.
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Hi. Mr. Tupper?
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I'm Chloe.
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You're Chloe?
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Look at that.
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Hi.
Hi. Oops.
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Thanks for seeing me.
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Wow. What a mess.
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Well, it's just
when things get busy,
I get a little...
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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't apologize. I love clutter.
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I live for clutter.
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Clutter's great.
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Can I say "clutter" again?
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If you need to.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just a little nervous.
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No one's read my book
except my thesis advisor.
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I got an "A,"
but I think that's just 'cause
he wanted to sleep with me.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Oh, God.
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That's awful.
Yeah.
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So that doesn't really count.
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But this counts.
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New York, Whitestone Publishing,
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clutter, you.
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You're my first real
book editor person.
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I'm your first?
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'Fraid so.
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I'll be gentle.
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God, where were you
in 11th grade?
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Martin, come quickly.
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It's an emergency.
You will bungle everything!
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What is it?
What is it?
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It's a thing.
It's an office thing.
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Uh, Toby, I know the problem
you're talking about,
and it's okay.
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I'll deal with it later.
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No, no. It's not that thing.
It's a new thing.
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A terrible, terrible thing.
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Jeremy's fine,
but you need to go now!
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Why don't I go?
No, no, no, no.
You don't have to go.
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You do have to go.
Don't listen to this woman!
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You don't have to go.
You do!
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They're evacuating the building.
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Women under 27
are particularly at risk.
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Oh, my God!
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I... Wait!
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You can't leave me now.
I must. Good night.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Your book! Your book!
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Oh, here.
We'll have dinner.
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Really?
Go! Go!
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How'd I do?
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What? What?
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"My eyes, my lips,
your sex between my legs."
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You plow me under,
reaching, reaching
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into your pubic
jungles of delight.
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And, oh, my smell of sea
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as I stand
beside myself dripping.
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It is new, it is new,
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it is only new.
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"The end."
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The end?
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Junk.
Garbage.
Rotten.
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Hey, buddy. How's it going?
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Great. Just great.
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Yeah, uh, listen, uh,
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I'm sorry about standing you up
the other night.
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I know it was lousy.
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Of course, Marsha did
turn out to be pretty, um,
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imaginative,
so I don't really regret that,
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but, uh, I feel bad.
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Eddie...
No, I do. And I'm sorry about
dumping the ugly sister on you.
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I just did it because
I thought it might
score points with Marsha,
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and it did.
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So I don't really regret that.
But, you know, it wasn't
very nice of me, and, uh...
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I apologize.
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Eddie, Marsha doesn't have
an ugly sister.
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Marsha has a great-looking,
sexy, funny sister.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Well, great!
So fuck the apology.
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Unfortunately,
she also has a sister
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who can't write
to save her life.
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Oh, the book. It's no good, huh?
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Who knows?
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Who can tell?
Is it fiction or nonfiction?
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I don't know.
There's no plot, no paragraphs.
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There aren't even...
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There are no sentences.
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No punctuation.
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Italics everywhere. Why?
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I don't know.
They're just there.
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And flowers, trees,
the universe.
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Explicit descriptions
of every imaginable
part of the female body,
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and, look, some that
are not that imaginable.
Really?
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Eddie. I'm meeting Chloe
for dinner in 45 minutes.
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So?
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I... I hate her book.
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I like her,
but I just... I hate her book.
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Oh!
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Martin, do you wanna
sleep with this woman?
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Why, of course.
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Well, it's crossed my mind.
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It's an option I don't
exactly wanna eliminate.
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But I do think there
might be other options,
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some of which might
include sleeping with her.
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Lie to her about her book.
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Thank you, Eddie.
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I can always count on you
to take the moral high ground.
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So don't sleep with her.
That's not the point.
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Chloe considers herself
a writer, and if
she's gonna be a writer,
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she's gonna have to
learn to face rejection.
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So... so I'm gonna tell her
the truth because...
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because that's
what she deserves.
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Okay, tell me what you think,
'cause if you hate it,
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I'm going straight
for the chocolate cake.
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Chloe.
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There's no point
in my lying to you.
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The plot is artificial.
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Completely impossible.
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The characterizations are phony.
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I love this book.
How could you do
a thing like that?
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How could you stoop to it?
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You do?
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It's the most extraordinary...
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thing I've read in years.
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Really?
Oh.
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There are no words.
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This is-I... I can't believe it.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Can you tell me
what parts you found
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particularly effective?
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Oh. Oh, it was all so...
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effective.
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Well, I mean, because
if there were sections
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that didn't work for you,
I'm not afraid of revisions.
Gee.
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You know...
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I don't really wanna get
into any specifics right now...
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after just one read.
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And besides, I... I want to, uh...
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pass it on to my publisher.
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Really?
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Well, do you think
he'll like it?
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He wouldn't even consider it.
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We'll, hope for the best.
Oh, yeah.
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But you should know,
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Gibby's tastes aren't
as sophisticated as ours.
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And, I mean...
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He might not even
understand the book.
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I know, I know. But he might.
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Oh, Martin, this...
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Oh.
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This just means so much to me.
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You are so wonderful.
No, no.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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Oh! Oh, God.
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What did you just do?
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What? You mean this?
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Oh, yes! Yes!
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know.
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I describe
the whole thing in chapter 23.
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Chapter 23?
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Oh. Oh, right, right.
Chapter 23.
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Yeah.
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That's one of my... Oh!
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Oh!
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Favorites.
Read away.
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Wow.
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This is gonna change my life.
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It was really great for me too.
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No. The sex was terrific,
but I meant my book.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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So did I.
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So what...
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But whatever happens
with the book, I'm just...
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I'm just glad
it brought us together.
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Me too.
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Although I've got to tell you,
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I'm kind of scared.
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Aw, don't worry, we'll...
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we'll take it slow.
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I meant the book.
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Right, right. The book.
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I mean, what if this
Gibby guy doesn't like it?
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Well...
254
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I'll never have to worry again.
255
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,384
That's always a possibility.
256
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,686
I love...
257
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,055
this book.
258
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,623
What?
You do?
259
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,692
The Feminine Manifesto?
260
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,561
You... you love
The Feminine Manifesto?
261
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,996
Gotta tell you, when Marty
brought me the book, he said,
"Gibby, you're gonna hate it."
262
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:21,001
You've always got to
lower his expectations.
263
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,636
"You're gonna think this is
nothing but a formless mess
264
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,139
of pretentious postmodern
feminist claptrap."
265
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,241
I don't know that
those were my exact words.
266
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,276
And then I started to read.
267
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,178
And what a read it was.
268
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,080
Feel this.
The pages are still moist.
No, thanks.
269
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,383
Maybe some other time.
All right.
270
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,984
I'll show you my favorite bit.
271
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,419
"I wade within your
pearly bulbous masses,
272
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,956
in the jungles
of the misty earth
273
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,791
we dip and slide
in the jungles of the,
274
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,027
oh, my heart's desire
and my vulva's delight."
275
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,764
How can you not love that?
276
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,298
You can...
277
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,833
not.
278
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,235
Oh, this book
is going to be big.
279
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,470
Well, it's already big.
It's gonna sell
a lot of copies too though.
280
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,507
And I wanna publish this book.
281
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,075
Oh, my God.
I wanna publish this book now.
282
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,911
Oh, my God.
It doesn't need a lot.
283
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,414
You know, just a nudge here
and a poke there.
284
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,482
I'm sure Marty
will know what to do.
I have some ideas.
285
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,052
Great.
Well, let's get on it then.
286
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,926
Do it.
287
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:20,994
Wow!
288
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,430
You're gonna
get your book published!
289
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,599
And you're going to edit it.
290
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,501
There are times when
we all need an opportunity
to talk to somebody else
291
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,908
about problems that have
been bothering us.
Thanks for taking a look at it.
292
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,411
Did you manage to get
all the way through it?
293
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,815
I just can't believe
that you guys are
really gonna publish this.
294
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,151
I can't believe it myself.
295
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,786
I mean, you usually
publish such trash.
296
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,822
No offense.
None taken.
297
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,491
But this... this is so...
298
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,393
powerful, so profound.
299
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,397
I...
300
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,465
You liked it.
301
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,301
Richard and I were up all night
talking about it.
302
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,870
Richard liked it?
Yeah.
303
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,007
He read sections of it
to me aloud.
304
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,309
Oh, God, Martin,
it's just filled with
so many wonderful truths.
305
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:13,947
I wish I knew
what they were talking about.
306
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,250
Okay.
307
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,052
All right.
308
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,120
Could you tell me
which was your favorite truth?
309
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,725
Martin, thank you.
310
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,598
Thank you for bringing
this book into our lives.
311
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,534
Don't mention it.
312
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,570
It's a good idea to get
someone else's opinion.
313
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,106
You like the book.
314
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,747
It's just so beautiful.
315
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,250
Tell me. What?
What did you like about it?
316
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,919
She writes about these
things that I've always felt,
317
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,523
but I didn't know
I was feeling them.
318
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,192
What? What things?
319
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,994
Things about being a woman.
320
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,663
My sexuality.
321
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,432
How I'm like a tree and earth
322
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,035
and sap.
323
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,503
Oh You liked the sap.
324
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,672
Martin, there are no words
to describe this book.
325
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:16,009
May I?
326
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,111
What the hell is this?
Finally!
327
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,685
I mean, are there pages
missing or something?
328
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,821
I don't know. Who knows?
I mean, who can tell?
329
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,956
What is this bullshit
about the moon?
330
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,359
The moon is talking.
The moon is walking
around the garden.
331
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,295
The moon has a penis?
332
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,063
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write it.
333
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,932
I just have to edit it.
334
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,200
Edit number one,
lose the goddamn moon.
335
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,036
Thanks. Eddie, what the fuck
am I gonna tell her?
336
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,305
I have to meet her for
our first session in an hour.
337
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,674
I don't know where to begin.
I don't know where
the beginning is.
338
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,643
Eddie,
Larry needs to go over this
production booking schedule.
339
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,480
Hi, Martin. How are you?
Hi, Marsha.
340
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,215
You're gonna publish
Chloe's book, huh? Wow!
Yeah, wow.
341
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,985
Who would've thought, huh?
Life is strange.
342
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,087
Yeah, but still,
I mean, I've been in New York
for three years,
343
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,057
and I'm still
a production assistant.
344
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,559
I mean, I'm happy for her.
I'm just saying it's weird, huh?
345
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,396
Yeah. Weird, weird, weird.
346
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,798
Yeah, tell Larry these are fine.
Except forget the girl who gave
birth to the 100-year-old man.
347
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:16,202
I saw her on Oprah.
348
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,604
Okay, you got it.
349
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,672
See you guys later.
Yeah.
350
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,043
I gotta get back to the office.
She's gonna be waiting for me.
351
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,879
So we all on for dinner tonight?
352
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,647
Uh, yeah. I'll see you then.
353
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,849
What are you gonna do about it?
354
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,452
What the fuck am I gonna do?
355
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,953
I can't spend three hours
telling her to lose the moon.
356
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,624
Why not?
What do you mean, why not?
357
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,826
Well, think about it. This is
Chloe's first book, right?
358
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,629
Yeah.
So what does she know?
359
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,130
Anything you say
is gonna seem brilliant.
360
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,733
Uh...
361
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,637
Ah! Yeah.
I see what you got in mind.
362
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,375
How can you lose it? The moon's
the heart of the novel.
363
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,280
Uh... well, I don't mean
lose everything about the moon.
364
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,616
Just... sections.
365
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,785
Well...
366
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,454
maybe if you could
just point out
367
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,522
what sections you
were thinking about.
368
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,291
Uh, sure.
369
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,461
This section, for instance.
370
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,764
Martin, that's chapter 23.
371
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,134
As I recall, last week you were
rather fond of chapter 23.
372
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:26,072
Oh.
373
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,507
Right.
374
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,977
This isn't the section
I was thinking of.
375
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,747
It was, um...
376
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,648
Ah. It was this section.
What about it?
377
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:41,221
Well, I think we should
tighten it by cutting the
character of the little girl.
378
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:46,359
You wanna cut the character
of the little girl?
Mm-hmm.
379
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,862
But the little girl is me.
380
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,830
Here's to love,
friendship and to Chloe's book.
381
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,306
I'll drink to that.
382
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,777
I'm gonna shred some lettuce.
383
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,545
So, how's the editing coming?
Shut up!
384
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,117
Great. Great.
385
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,654
We're just working through
some of the rough spots.
386
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,358
Nothing serious, of course.
387
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,893
Just coming to an agreement
about what works.
388
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,395
Okay, Martin. Okay. I'm waiting.
389
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:26,833
Tell me. What works?
390
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,201
Well...
391
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,537
Well, it's all so interesting
and unusual that...
Interesting? Unusual?
392
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,742
What are you
trying to say, Martin?
393
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,510
Excuse me,
I think you dropped a chickpea.
I'm trying to say
394
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,447
I think your book
is interesting and unusual.
395
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,116
I'm a writer, Martin.
I know what "interesting" means.
396
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,885
"Interesting" means you hate it.
397
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,454
I'm going to tell her.
398
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,056
I don't hate it.
Oops. Piece of broccoli.
399
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,592
Chloe, this is your first
experience with an editor.
400
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,228
Oh! Oh, and what an interesting
401
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,630
and unusual
experience it's been.
402
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,733
Why don't you
just admit it, Martin?
403
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,434
You hate my book.
404
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,936
All right.
405
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,272
All right. I hate your book!
406
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,144
I loathe it!
I detest it. The parts
I understand, at least.
407
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:14,080
Most of it makes so little
sense, I don't even know
if I hate it or not.
408
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:17,317
How about some more champagne?
And why don't
I finish the salad?
409
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,720
Well.
410
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,426
Why didn't you tell me this
right from the start?
411
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,862
Because I like you.
Oh. Oh, I see.
412
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:33,533
So what you're saying is
you lied to me about the book
so you could sleep with me.
413
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,270
No, no, that's not
what I'm saying at all.
414
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,272
That's what it sounds like.
That's not how it happened.
415
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,875
Eddie, just explain it to her.
Uh, Martin...
416
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,277
uh, that is how it happened.
417
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,147
Shut up!
Yeah?
418
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,748
The only reason I agreed to meet
with Chloe in the first place is
419
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,785
so you could sleep with Marsha!
420
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,286
What?
Wait a minute!
421
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,355
Marsha! You went to bed
with Eddie just to get me
an interview with this asshole?
422
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:59,059
Chloe, that is not how it
happened. Eddie, tell her.
423
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,561
Uh, Marsha...
424
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,762
that is how it happened.
425
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,131
It is not!
I can't believe you.
426
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:07,334
Oh, please, Chloe.
Get off your high horse.
427
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,836
You slept with this jerk just to
get your stupid book published.
428
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,106
I did not!
Wait a minute. Would you have
slept with me if I told you
429
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,276
I hated your book?
That's different.
That was after the fact,
430
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,145
so that doesn't count.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I never got the rule book.
431
00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:23,983
Al right, fine. So I wanted
to get my book published.
432
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,653
At least I never lied.
433
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,488
Yeah, and I never slept with
Eddie to get you an interview.
434
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,191
I slept with Eddie
because he promised to
make me a producer. Right?
435
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:34,561
I might have mentioned it...
436
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,232
in passing.
437
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,767
Well,
438
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,674
I hope we're all hungry.
439
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,376
Forgot your umbrella.
440
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,016
Thank you.
441
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,620
Any messages?
442
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,905
Do you mean
are there any messages,
443
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,573
or do you mean did she call?
444
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,042
I...
445
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,576
Did she call?
No.
446
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,211
Martin Tupper's office.
447
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,536
One moment, please.
448
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,970
It's Sherman Singer's agent.
449
00:22:51,004 --> 00:22:52,839
I can't deal with her today.
Could you just get rid of her?
450
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:04,718
No problem.
451
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,785
He can't come
to the phone right now.
452
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,424
Uh, there's been a thing.
453
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,293
A terrible, terrible thing.
454
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,862
I'll have him call you
when he gets out of the coma.
455
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,365
Hey, I'm getting
pretty good at this.
456
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,434
Hi.
457
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,009
No, no, no, no. Come on in.
Would you like me
to take care of those?
458
00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:32,912
Would you?
In another life!
459
00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:37,350
I just, uh...
460
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,020
Look, Martin, I just came by
to pick up my manuscript.
461
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,091
I need to start looking
for another publisher.
462
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,929
Can we talk about this?
463
00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,032
I don't think so, Martin.
464
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,834
I've done things I'm ashamed of,
465
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,403
but I'm not as bad as they say.
You believe that, don't you?
466
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,038
All right.
467
00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:00,774
Hello, hello. Aha!
468
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:01,875
There she is,
the incomparable Chloe Kimball.
469
00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,479
Lovely to see you again.
Sorry for the interrupt.
470
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,182
Do you often work
in your bare feet, Martin?
471
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,451
Intriguing.
How's our book coming along?
472
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,687
Actually, Gibby, Chloe's
decided to... to pull the book.
473
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,724
What? Won't hear of it.
474
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,627
Martin thinks
my book is bullshit.
475
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,861
I don't know
that I used the exact word.
476
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,430
Well, darling, it is bullshit.
477
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,398
I thought you understood it.
478
00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,367
Didn't comprehend a bloody word.
479
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,104
But it's got sex on every page.
It'll sell millions.
480
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,972
Your book will be in
every bathroom in America.
481
00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:35,942
Oh, my God. This is appalling.
482
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,311
Yeah, I suppose so,
but let's be realistic, my dear.
483
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:41,381
Your first book
is being published.
484
00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:44,584
Who cares if
we understand it or not?
485
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,720
Aren't you getting
what you wanted?
486
00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:49,456
Are we still gonna
have to lose the moon?
487
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,559
How could you lose the moon?
488
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,165
That's... that's
the heart of the book.
489
00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,239
Well, now that that's settled,
490
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,408
Chloe, get your shoes
and socks off.
491
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:10,310
Let's get back to work.
492
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,078
So... I mean, what...
493
00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:13,380
Where do we go from here?
494
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,285
I guess we get to work.
495
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:20,887
No, I mean
where do we go from here?
496
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,623
Well, our whole relationship
was based on lies and deceit.
497
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,059
That's true.
498
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,997
But that's all over now.
499
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,165
I don't see
why we can't just, you know...
500
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,201
have a nice time.
501
00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,737
That's true.
502
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,407
Now everybody's happy.
503
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,742
So, I guess, uh...
I guess we should get to work.
504
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,412
Right.
505
00:25:45,445 --> 00:25:48,615
So...
506
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,085
why don't we start
with chapter 23?
507
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,253
Ah! Yes.
508
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,623
Chapter 23.
509
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,127
You know, I'd...
510
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:02,862
I'd like to go through
that one just...
511
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:03,897
word for word.
512
00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,000
Read away.
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