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You're not listening to me.
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The matchbooks are
totally unacceptable.
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They say "Richard and Judy."
I am not a "Judy."
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No... no one calls me Judy
except my Aunt Iris,
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which is precisely why
she wasn't invited.
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Monday? What am I supposed
to do with them on Monday?
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The wedding is Sunday! Sunday...
Hey! Careful of the walls.
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They were just...
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painted.
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The great fact about marriage is
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that once you are married,
you live happily ever after.
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I want them here
by five o'clock.
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And that's all there is to it.
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Yeah, well, you have
a nice day too!
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Is this a bad time?
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A bad time? Oh, no.
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A bad time is when
the ice sculpture
arrived two days early.
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I now have a $600 puddle
on my terrace.
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Simone,
would you please get that!
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So, Martin, why are you here?
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You were supposed to
stop by this morning!
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I was?
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You were gonna drop off
Jeremy's overnight stuff.
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I was?
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He's sleeping over
at Josh Lazarian's tonight.
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He is? Oh! Yes, yes.
He is. You're right.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry,
it's just that my caterer
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came down with German measles,
and the florist...
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And the florist...
It's okay. It's okay.
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Where's, uh...
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Where's Richard?
Oh.
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He... he's riding in...
in the trials for
the Olympic equestrian team.
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He wanted to stay and help,
but I wouldn't let him.
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He's worked so hard for it.
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Really?
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Then it happened.
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Brown Tone stumbled and fell,
and Red went down,
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and eight horses
pounded over his body.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed.
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Yeah.
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Madame!
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Yeah?
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Uh, Mr. Shulman called.
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Shulman?
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Uh, Simkin.
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Simkin.
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Steinberg?
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Yes!
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She's wonderful.
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He say the drape
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be clean next week.
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Next week?
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Next week! My drapes!
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Judith, Judith!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Breathe.
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Now, listen to me.
It's gonna be okay.
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Just keep saying to yourself,
"It can't be any worse
than our wedding."
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The ship is being abandoned!
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Go in orderly fashion
to your lifeboat stations!
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Martin, some of the most
important people in New York
are going to be here.
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And Richard's family,
and everyone who
means anything to me.
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Well, not everyone.
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What? Who did I forget?
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Oh! Oh!
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Well, I... I just... I...
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I figured that you wouldn't
want to come to my wedding.
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I don't know. It's just...
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I think we've become
pretty good friends, you know?
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And this is the second most
important wedding of your life.
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And I was just
a little surprised
I wasn't asked, that's all.
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Really?
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I'm sorry.
Well, of course you're invited.
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Here. Sunday, two o'clock.
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Please come.
No, thanks.
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What?
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I wanted to be asked.
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I don't know if I wanna go.
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Yeah, well,
my Uncle Roy is gonna be here.
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Really?
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I can hear everything
with my magic ear!
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I can hear the flowers, the
birds, the trees, everything!
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Rocks. You... you can't hear it,
but I can.
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He always was my favorite.
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No. No, I don't think so.
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That's okay, actually, we... we
talked about your being invited,
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and Richard said it was
unkind to even ask you.
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He just didn't think
you'd be able to handle it.
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Oh, is that what he said?
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You tell Richard
I'll see him on Sunday.
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Hello. Is, uh, Rona there?
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Oh. Rona.
This is Martin Tupper.
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From the flight to Chicago?
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Yeah.
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Uh, I was wondering
if you were free on Sunday.
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Terribly sorry.
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Unable to accept your offer.
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Oh, uh, maybe some other time.
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Hello?
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Hi. Is... is this Marie?
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Yes!
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Marie, it's Martin Tupper.
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Tupper.
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T-U-P-P-E-R.
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Yeah, it's...
I guess it's been a while.
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How have you been?
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I'm nearly out of my mind!
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, well, I... I was wondering
if you wanted to go out.
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How can you be so stupid?
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Well, I just thought that...
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Hang up! Quickly!
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Answer me this, why are you
even going to this thing?
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Why don't you take your tongue
and staple it to your upper lip?
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It'd probably be as much fun,
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and it wouldn't take up
the whole afternoon.
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Look, I... I wanna go.
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Why? Doesn't it drive you crazy
just to think of them together?
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Richard.
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No.
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Maybe a little.
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So why are you going?
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I mean, you can do
the Alley Cat at home.
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I don't know, maybe it has
something to do with
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actually seeing them
get married.
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You know,
maybe that's the only way
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I'll believe it's...
it's really over.
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You know, like if a tree
falls in the forest.
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Huh?
You know, if a tree
falls in the forest,
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and there's
no one there to hear it,
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how do you know it made a sound?
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Oh. What kind of tree?
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Doesn't matter
what kind of tree.
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Sure it does. What kind of tree
doesn't make a sound?
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Forget it.
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Well, I mean, you know,
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if it was a small bush
or some ferns...
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Look, let's just drop it, okay?
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Fine! Fine! You started it!
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Hello. Is... is Dana there?
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Moss, you wouldn't hear.
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Now, by the power
vested in me as chancellor,
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I pronounce you man and wife.
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All right, all right!
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Hi. Wow!
What happened to your head?
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Make a joke, you're a dead man.
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Just terrible!
It's frightening.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I like it. I do.
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Oh, Martin, what was I thinking?
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What was I thinking?
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Oh, it's just gonna
take a little getting used to,
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that's all.
Have you got
something to drink?
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Uh, I've got seltzer,
I've got juice, I've got...
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Scotch.
I've got scotch.
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Has Richard seen it yet?
No.
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He won't be back until tomorrow.
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Oh, I look like a Muppet!
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Which one?
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Oh, and have I told you
about the dress?
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I go to try it on today.
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They put one of the darts
in the wrong place.
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And this one's fine, but
this one's over here somewhere.
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It looks like my breast
is trying to sneak
over my shoulder.
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Jude, go easy there, will ya?
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I can see it all now:
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"World-famous doctor marries
woman with wandering tit."
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I'm sorry, I've never heard you
use the word "tit" before.
It's kinda cute.
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Martin, could we please focus
on the big picture here?
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I am getting married
in less than 48 hours,
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my caterer's in quarantine,
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and the new matchbooks
read "Richard and Judas"!
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Jude... Jude. Jude!
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Trust me, everything's gonna
work itself out by Sunday.
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The wedding's gonna be fine.
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"Fine"?
I don't want it to be fine.
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It has to be perfect.
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Martin, I am marrying
Dr. Richard Stone.
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He's just a man.
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He's not a god, he's just a man.
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I knew it, he's making you crazy
about the wedding, isn't he?
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No, he's wonderful about it.
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He says that
no matter what happens,
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the day will be blessed,
because it's our day.
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Well, that sounds great.
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Oh, of course it sounds great!
Everything about him is great.
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And I'm not just talking
about his work at the shelter
or the two Nobel Prizes,
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or the poems
for the crack babies,
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or the hours he's spent
changing the face of medicine.
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It's the little things.
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He made me this blouse.
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No.
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He did.
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He does nice work.
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Oh,
and he writes me songs, Martin.
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Beautiful songs
about leaves and...
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and last weekend,
he took me out to dinner
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to my favorite restaurant...
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in Paris.
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Didn't I used to
do stuff like that?
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Martin, how can I marry him?
It'll never work out.
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He's perfect,
and I'm... I'm fine.
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Oh, shh. Come on.
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Please, you're not fine.
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You're... you're...
you're fabulous.
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Oh, no, I'm not, I'm...
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I'm reasonably intelligent,
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I'm well-read, and I'm punctual,
and I look good in navy.
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Oh, stop!
He's lucky to be getting you.
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He is?
Yes!
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He... he's gonna get to
lie around with you
on Sunday mornings,
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and do the crossword puzzles,
you know, and...
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and watch you cry at those
long-distance commercials,
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and... and run his fingers
through your...
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Sorry.
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A... and he's gonna get to see
that wonderful, crooked smile.
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Oh, Martin.
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Come here.
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Jude, wh... what's going on?
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You'd better get
a hold of yourself.
Shut up!
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Jude, I d... I don't think
we should be doing this.
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Do it!
Don't.
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Do it!
Please don't.
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Put that down. Keep your
hands out of your pockets.
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Jude, wait.
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This is crazy.
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You're right.
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Oh. Okay.
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Thank you.
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Anytime.
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Have you had the feeling that
all this has happened before?
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Oh! Oh. Oh, yeah.
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I remember that.
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Oh, my God.
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We've just heard
the thunder of the universe.
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That was the most amazing...
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Jude?
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Jude.
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We're gonna
start all over right now.
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A second honeymoon.
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No more arguments,
no disagreements.
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What? What? What is it?
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Oh, God, Martin!
What have we done?
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I think I'm gonna throw up.
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Jude...
Oh, God, I gotta
get out of here.
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They're coming at 10:00
to set up the tables.
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And then I have to pick up
my mother at the airport.
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Where are my fucking pantyhose?
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Ficus.
What?
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Ficus.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Guess a quick morning thing
is out of the question.
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What? What? Are you okay?
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I forgot about my hair.
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Jude, listen to me.
255
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,577
Whatever happens,
last night was...
256
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,413
It was right up there with that
time on the train in Italy.
257
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,650
I can't be sure,
but I think I actually
blacked out there for a minute.
258
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,053
Just being with you
again was like...
259
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,056
What? I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
260
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,124
I gotta go.
261
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,425
Go ahead!
262
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,794
I'm not stopping ya. Marry him!
263
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,296
In one month, you'll be bored.
264
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,864
Six months,
you're gonna hate him.
265
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,333
One year, you'll be looking
for me or someone like me.
266
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,273
Have a nice day.
267
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,456
Madame!
268
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,660
Uh, the photographer man call.
269
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,930
He say he is stuck
270
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,033
on a long island,
271
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,302
and will be
many, many hours late.
272
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,304
Fine.
273
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,063
Your date is here!
Toby.
274
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:07,033
Nice outfit.
I wish you would have told me
this was a casual affair.
275
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,302
Yeah, well, we're not going.
276
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,438
What?
I tried to call you.
277
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,341
You know,
I missed an assertiveness
training class for this.
278
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,644
I'm sorry, but I... I can't.
I can't do it, I just can't go.
279
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,213
Of course you can't go.
I told you, you couldn't go.
280
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,582
But would you listen to me? No!
281
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,685
Ugh!
Why do I even wear these things?
282
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,121
I can't walk into a party 4'11".
283
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,190
No, I gotta be 5'1".
284
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,562
Hello?
285
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,131
Hello. Martin?
It's me.
286
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,001
Martin.
287
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,336
I, uh, need to talk to you.
288
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,906
You left kinda
quickly yesterday. Mm-hmm.
289
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,275
I'm still trying to get
the skid marks off the rug.
290
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,212
Look, I know that I've
handled this all really badly,
291
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,581
and I haven't really
considered your feelings.
292
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,416
Are you still coming today?
293
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,885
Well, considering my feelings,
no, no, I'm not.
294
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,954
Martin, please.
I need to see you.
295
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,356
Wh... Don't you have a wedding
to go to or something?
296
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm not sure
I should get married today.
297
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,459
What?
298
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,527
Jude, listen...
299
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,029
Honey, where's my tie?
300
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,131
Jude?
301
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,405
We're going to a wedding.
302
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,847
Are you sure
you wanna go in there?
303
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,484
I mean, you don't have to
have the tree fall on you
to know that it made a sound.
304
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,588
Let's go.
305
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,665
Nice apartment.
306
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,001
Can you imagine what they'd do
with a little money?
307
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,504
May I keep your coat?
308
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,908
Where's Judith?
309
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,410
Uh, in the house.
310
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,013
That's helpful.
311
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,085
Martin!
Grandmother Van Boone.
312
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,854
Have you seen Judith?
Congratulations.
313
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,090
No, no, no, no.
It's... it's not my wedding.
314
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,859
Where are you going
on your honeymoon?
315
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,995
No, Grandmother Van Boone,
I'm not getting married.
316
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:20,266
You and Judith are going to have
a long and happy life.
317
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,902
It's not my wedding!
318
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,271
What did he say?
319
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,607
Smooth.
320
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,243
Why don't I see if I can
find us some shrimp puffs.
321
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,746
Excuse me.
322
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,384
Oh, so happy.
323
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,554
Martin!
324
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,758
Elizabeth.
325
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,992
Have you seen Judith?
326
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,595
No. So, ask me how I've been.
327
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,196
Okay, uh, how have you been?
328
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,699
Terrific.
Maurice has started at Dalton,
329
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,468
and Donald and I
both gave up dairy.
330
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,903
Gee, that... that's great.
331
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,540
So, how are you?
332
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,876
Is there anyone special
in your life?
333
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,645
Well...
Martin!
334
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:07,781
Have you tried these things?
335
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,984
Aren't they like the best
cheese doodles you ever ate?
336
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,886
Hello. Have we met?
337
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,122
Toby Pedalbee.
Charming.
338
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,634
Jude.
339
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,702
Judith.
340
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:30,804
You're in a closet.
341
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,274
You look great.
342
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,676
Does, uh... Does Richard
know you're in here?
343
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,379
How can I marry him, Martin?
How can I marry him?
344
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,815
Yeah, well, you know,
that's an interesting question.
345
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,517
How could I have done what
we did to that wonderful man?
346
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,187
Oh, God! It's that song!
347
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,022
Judith. Judith!
348
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,957
What happened between us
the other night...
349
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,625
Was incredible.
350
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,562
Oh, it was.
351
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,998
Oh, Martin,
what are we gonna do?
352
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,735
We'll get out of here.
We'll go away.
353
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,737
You said you had a brother
in South America.
354
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,605
You could go to Rio.
I'll meet you there.
355
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,344
We're gonna marry Richard.
356
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,383
Jude...
357
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,319
do you remember what you were
like right before our wedding?
358
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,623
No, I guess
I must have blocked it.
359
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,660
Wh... You got your hair frosted.
Ew! That's right.
360
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,896
And you took all those
antihistamines, remember?
361
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,299
And you almost ran
my mother over with the car.
Oh, yeah.
362
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,969
Fortunately, the man
you slept with then was me.
363
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,439
But I think we're starting
to see a pattern here, you know?
364
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,542
I mean, you were convinced
it wasn't gonna work out.
365
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,045
Well, it didn't.
366
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,314
But it wasn't a mistake.
367
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,252
You love Richard.
368
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,955
Very much.
369
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,061
Well, then it's worth a shot.
370
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,496
Oh, I just don't deserve
371
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,699
someone so good.
372
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,501
Jude...
I was talking about you.
373
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,602
Oh.
374
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:15,208
Well, you'd better hurry.
375
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,111
You know,
the song's almost over.
376
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:20,847
Mmm.
377
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,685
Martin.
378
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,454
Yeah?
379
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,222
I love you.
380
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,758
You're standing on my dress.
381
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,228
Oh. Sorry.
382
00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,171
I'm proud of you.
383
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,844
Now, Judith, place the ring
on Richard's finger.
384
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,516
Judith, do you take this man,
Richard, as your husband
385
00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:00,286
to love and to cherish,
to have and to hold
386
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,157
in sickness and in health
until death do you part?
387
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,093
Don't be silly, I wouldn't think
of doing a thing like that.
388
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,895
I do.
389
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,364
And do you, Richard,
take this woman, Judith,
390
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,167
as your wife,
to love and to cherish,
391
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,737
to have and to hold
in sickness and in health
392
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,472
until death do you part?
393
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,573
I do.
394
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,844
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was the closet.
395
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:28,314
I pronounce you husband and wife.
It is.
396
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,716
Oh, good.
397
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:35,555
Uh, I'm sorry, I...
I just had to get out of there.
398
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,590
I couldn't watch anymore.
399
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,259
We're having
much more fun in here.
400
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,161
Yeah.
Would you like a mothball?
401
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:47,200
Martin Tupper.
I'm Judith's ex-husband.
402
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,070
Oh. Hannah Stone.
403
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,538
Richard's ex-wife.
404
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,240
You're kidding!
405
00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:56,076
No.
Yes.
406
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,721
Guess I'll have to
play this one by ear.
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