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Morning.
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You know, I've got a real good
feeling about this filly.
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Yes, sir.
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A real good feeling.
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Good book?
If you like Dworkin.
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I wouldn't know.
I've never "dworked."
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God, that's bad.
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It's early.
Oh.
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Jesus Christ, I hate this.
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I hate when people take my stuff
out of the dryer.
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I mean, look. It's still wet.
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Son of a bitch!
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There must be 27 pairs
of jeans in here.
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Can you believe some asshole...
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They're mine.
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Oh, man.
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Did I say "asshole"?
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You should've been here
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when the dryer stopped.
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That's very helpful, thank you.
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You can have it when I'm done.
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Oh, great, these should be done
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by what, July?
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What am I supposed to wear
to work?
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What's wrong
with what you have on?
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Look,
don't break my balls, okay?
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I am not breaking your balls,
if I wanted to break your balls,
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we'd be talking
about your detergent.
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What?
What's wrong with my detergent?
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Nothing.
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The little boxes are cute.
What are you starting?
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Your own personal landfill?
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Ah, one of those.
"One of those"?
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Do you know
what is in this stuff?
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Riboflavin?
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Look, if you want to kill fish,
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I can get you
a great deal on gill nets.
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Fish, how did this
get to be about fish?
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This is about you taking
my stuff out before it's done.
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It was done, it just wasn't dry.
There's a difference.
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Fine.
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I like
your Tweety Bird underwear.
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Well, I don't wear them.
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What? Do you just wash them?
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It's a rag, okay?
What's with you anyway?
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You pull someone's laundry out
before it's done,
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and what,
then you make fun of it?
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Aha.
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Wait a minute, they're not dry.
But they're done.
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There's a difference.
Put them back!
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No.
Goddamn it! Let go!
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Ow! Ow, ow, my eye.
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What? What? What? What is it?
My lens, is it in there?
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Can you see it? Is it in my eye?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's in there.
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Do you tango?
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Naturally.
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I've never...
Me neither.
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Martin.
Nina.
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Nina, do you...
Yeah?
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By some chance...
Yes?
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Have a condom?
No.
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Upstairs.
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This is the kind of rocket
they'll be using.
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Three stage, one,
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two and three.
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But this is the thing
that concerns us particularly.
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The third stage.
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Big rocket is off.
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Yes, General Tor's
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big rocket was off,
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climbing into the atmosphere
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with a tremendous
thrust of power.
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Savage, uncontrolled.
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The beast had
broken loose into outer space,
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and become orbital.
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Twisting, turning,
and riding high above the earth.
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There. There it is.
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Hmm, is it on course?
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Yes, I'd say so.
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Oh, God.
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That was...
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That was epic.
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Oh, God!
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I gotta call work.
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Uh...
It's over there.
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Okay.
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The runaway rocket
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kept twisting,
turning, somersaulting
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through outer space,
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while the whole world
waited helplessly.
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Martin, it's Toby.
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Where the hell are you?
You missed two appointments.
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I hope you got a good excuse,
like you're pinned under a bus.
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Oh, this isn't gonna work.
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Oh, sure it is.
Put your foot over there.
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Hold onto this, oh, that's it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay.
Try this.
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Come on, tell me.
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All right. All right.
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Shirley Booth.
Shirley Booth?
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You had a crush on Hazel?
Yeah.
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She was pretty sexy
back then, you know.
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"Many possibilities
are open to you,
work a little harder."
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Tupper.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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No, no more.
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No... Ow! Ow!
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Maybe a little more.
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That was new.
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Oh, God, I really
gotta get ready for work.
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You know, it's late.
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It's Tuesday.
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Oh, see ya.
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You know, I...
I had a really nice time.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh, the rough stuff, huh?
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Okay.
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Bye.
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No. No. No, work.
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Work, I gotta go to work.
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Oh.
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I gotta go to work.
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You're not dead?
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Morning, Toby.
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You've got a hell of a nerve
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showing up here
with all your limbs intact.
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Where were you yesterday?
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Hey. Hey!
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Buffalo Bill's in your office.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Manville.
Oh, good.
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Good to see you.
Yeah. Yeah.
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That's a great hat
you got there.
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I loved Wasps in the Wind.
It's a great work.
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Oh, thank you, son.
Thank ya.
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Oh.
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Figured
you'd like this here skull.
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Who wouldn't?
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Yeah.
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I just had a few thoughts
about your final chapters here.
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Now, I gotta tell you,
you really...
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How's that?
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Uh, you know,
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it's... it's not just your
colorful vision of the Old West.
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No, it's... it's...
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It's your eyes.
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There's a darkness
of the past in them.
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Mystery and beauty.
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Uh, and... and here on page 196
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where you describe
the massacre at Bent Fork Pass,
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your... your...
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Your eyes dance.
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Your cheeks look like fire.
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And... and as for chapter 16,
it's fantastic, really,
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I wouldn't touch a word,
in fact, you... you...
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You don't have to work.
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You can sit home,
and paint your toenails,
and just look beautiful.
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Uh, well, it's a best seller.
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What can I tell you?
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You can tell me
where you get off
talking about my toenails.
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Ah.
Jim!
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Oh, Jim!
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What?
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Uh...
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is Nina here?
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Martin. Nina's...
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electrician.
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I can come back.
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Jan, please. Martin, wait.
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I'm sorry, I'm kind of
in the middle of something here.
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No, no, no, no, I think
it's me that's in the middle.
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That's him?
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That's right! That's him!
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Tupper, can I come in?
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You didn't bring Sven?
His name is Jan.
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He's my boyfriend.
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You have a boyfriend?
It's over, Tupper!
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It's over now,
but you had him yesterday?
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I didn't see
any pictures of him around.
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Did you even know you had him?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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If you remember,
you and I were a little busy.
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Why spoil the festivities
with a few facts.
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What else didn't you tell me?
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I'm not telling you to fuck off,
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but I'm getting really close.
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Fine, look,
I just wanna ask you one thing.
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Do you tango?
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Are you gonna keep seeing him?
Damn it! I told you it's over.
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I just needed
the right moment to tell him.
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Oh, so that's what I was?
The right moment?
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No, Tupper, you were
a sport fuck on the floor
of the laundry room.
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A what?
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Sure, I do it every morning,
instead of aerobics.
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This is bullshit.
I don't need this.
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You're not worth it.
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Yes, I am.
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We were born to dance together.
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You drive me fucking crazy.
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Shut up,
and take off your pants.
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Big rocket is off.
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Oh, yes, master.
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Yeah.
Hi. It's us.
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Hi, Dad.
Um...
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uh, c... come on up.
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Is that your ex-wife?
Should I leave?
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Are you gonna get weird?
No, no, no.
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Uh, could you
put these on please?
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Maybe a little weird.
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You know, I'm sorry.
It's really no big deal.
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It's been almost two years,
and she's engaged to this
world-famous doctor.
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Who?
Richard Stone.
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The Richard Stone?
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Why can't that guy
stay out of my life?
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What about him?
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I met him at a toxics dinner.
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He's kind of a pompous ass.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, no, you're wonderful.
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Uh...
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Hi, Dad.
Hey, buddy, how you doing? Hi.
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Oh, I... I...
No, no, no.
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I... I want you to meet someone.
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Uh, Judith, Jeremy,
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this is my friend,
uh, Nina Ferrara.
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Hello.
Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Uh, why don't you
go play Pig's Quest?
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Why don't I?
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Just don't eat the cruller.
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Whatever.
Uh, yeah.
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Get outta here.
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So...
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Well...
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Hands off, do you hear?
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I don't know what you mean.
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00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,757
Oh, yes, you do,
you little poacher.
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You leave Tom alone.
He belongs to me.
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Well...
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There. That's much better.
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Well...
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I'm glad you two could meet.
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00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,542
Maybe I should go.
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Yes.
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Thanks for breakfast.
Anytime. Yes.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Call me.
Yeah.
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Well, she seems nice.
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Who is she?
Uh...
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she... she lives in the building.
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How convenient.
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She works for the group
that cleaned up the beach.
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You know where we went
that time, with the things?
259
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You mean with those people.
Uh-huh.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
Yeah.
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God, you know, I...
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I've never been involved
with anyone like this before.
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Well, I'm really happy for you.
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Your shirt's on inside-out.
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00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,582
Oh.
266
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,552
Yeah, she's...
she's interesting, you know?
267
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,488
She's really... really different.
268
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,093
Well, I am really,
really happy for you.
269
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,294
Oh, thank you.
270
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,929
Yeah, she's...
271
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,765
God, she's...
272
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,434
She's got a touch
of Audrey Hepburn.
273
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,702
She's got a hint of Bergman.
274
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,037
She's got
something of Jennifer Jones.
275
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,073
She sure looks great
in that shirt I gave you.
276
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,110
Whoo, I gotta go.
Uh...
277
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,045
Nice hickey.
Thanks.
278
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,714
Look, I guess
we'll talk later, huh?
279
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,287
"You have touched
both my life and my laundry."
280
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,757
Oh, no, no, please, please,
don't read any more, come on.
281
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,394
"You have touched
both my life and my laundry,
282
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,763
Awakened my poetic muse.
283
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,866
Your kisses have put me
in a quandary,
284
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,668
And melt both the heels
285
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,337
"off my shoes."
286
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,339
Oh, God, is it over yet?
287
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,941
Oh, God.
288
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,443
No one has ever written me
289
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,346
a poem that is so sexy.
290
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,622
Ignore it, you romantic fool.
291
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,758
You know what to do
and when to do it, bye.
292
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,093
Hello, Nina. It's Jan.
293
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,730
Oh, God, what's his
last name, Interruptus?
294
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,067
Are you there? Nina?
No, no, no. No.
295
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,736
Hello, Jan, why are you calling?
296
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,407
Oh, shit, Jan, for what?
297
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,811
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'll be right down.
298
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,547
What? What? Is he downstairs?
299
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,082
He's in jail.
300
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,689
Oh, that's terrific.
301
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,357
You didn't have to come,
all right?
302
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,035
No, I didn't,
I could've just stepped aside,
303
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,803
and let you and Lars
do the "Jailhouse Rock."
304
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,329
His name is Jan.
What did Jan do? Steal a Volvo?
305
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,298
No.
Some other Swedish crime?
306
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,269
What he did
is break into the labs
at Lady Hair-So-Nice.
307
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,037
There are
easier ways to get a shampoo.
308
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,407
It's not funny, he released
over 800 test rabbits.
309
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,042
And that's not funny?
310
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,945
Hi.
311
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:03,483
Now you're mad with me.
I am not mad at you, Jan.
312
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,652
I just miss you. That's all.
313
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,088
Cute couple.
Lovely.
314
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,756
Can... can we
get this moving, guys?
315
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,227
So, you're dumping me for him?
316
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,731
He's so smallish.
317
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,966
This has nothing to do with him.
318
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,034
Hello!
319
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,936
I see this happen all the time.
320
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,876
Once the guy's in jail,
the girlfriend can't get
enough of him.
321
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,407
Thanks for the tip.
322
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,310
One pair
tried to, you know, do it.
323
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,880
Right through the screen.
Could you stop, please?
324
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,281
I've seen a little jail time
325
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,050
save an otherwise
doomed relationship.
326
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,818
How much is the goddamn bail?
327
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:39,886
What?
328
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,999
You shouldn't have paid.
I told you not to do it for me.
329
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,663
I didn't do it for you,
I did it for Thor.
330
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,259
I love Thor,
and apparently so do you.
331
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,062
Oh, please, look, I'm not
gonna have this fight with you.
332
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,172
Who am I gonna have it with?
333
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,307
Look, what do you
want me to say?
334
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,966
I'm sorry? All right. I'm sorry.
335
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,402
I'm sorry about Jan.
I'm sorry about jail.
336
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,438
I'm sorry I flicked peas
at Ann Flemke in third grade.
337
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,407
I'm sorry! All right?
Okay! Fine!
338
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,675
Just answer me one question!
339
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,742
What?
340
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,411
Do you tango?
341
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,299
Hi, this is Nina.
342
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,168
You know what to do,
and when to do it. Bye.
343
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,171
Hi, Nina. It's Martin.
344
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,773
I just wanted to hear
your voice.
345
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,109
Uh, I guess the machine
will have to do for now.
346
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,179
Let's get together tonight.
Uh, dinner, maybe.
347
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,948
Oh, I'm at the office,
in case you didn't get
the other five messages.
348
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,484
So, uh, call me, uh, bye.
349
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,268
Hi. This is Nina.
350
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,204
You know what to do,
and when to do it. Bye.
351
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,374
Uh, hi, it's me. It's 11:30.
352
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,708
Uh, look, I'm...
353
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,844
I'm sorry to keep
calling you so much, you know.
354
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,380
Uh, I don't know
where you are, you know,
355
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,248
but I'm... I'm not worried.
356
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,850
You're probably out
saving a tree.
357
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,285
So, uh, I don't know.
358
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,353
Look, call me.
359
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,674
Every time I'm near her,
I'm petrified.
360
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,718
And when I'm away from her,
I can't sleep, I can't eat.
361
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,378
I'm nervous,
I have a burning fever.
362
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,946
Oh, I need her.
363
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,216
Why don't you and me
go out bowling tonight?
364
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,385
It's not the same.
365
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,057
Kinda late to do laundry.
The dryers are free.
366
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,128
Oh, look.
367
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,165
My laundry's
politically correct.
368
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,372
God, I really missed you today.
369
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,440
Me too.
370
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,608
That's what
makes this so hard to say.
371
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,546
Oh, no.
372
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,084
You're back with Thor.
I knew it.
373
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,720
You just... You just can't
stay away from him, can you?
374
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,688
He's just too...
He's too strapping!
375
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:32,158
Calm down, Tupper.
I'm through with Thor... Jan.
376
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,462
What I really want
is to be with you.
377
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,164
Oh.
378
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:39,599
I just can't right now.
379
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,135
I can't go from one
relationship to another.
380
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,937
I need some space.
381
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,005
Space?
382
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,408
How much space?
383
00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:51,678
I don't know.
Some. A fair amount.
384
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,315
But we have
something really great here.
385
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,685
I'm sorry, Martin.
I just need a little time.
386
00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,919
Time?
387
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,423
What happened to space?
Tupper.
388
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,491
How... how much time?
389
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,625
I don't know.
390
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,227
What? A week?
More than a week.
391
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,762
A year?
Don't.
392
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,972
A month? A month and two days?
393
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,398
A month and five days?
Stop it!
394
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,799
Two months and a dinette set!
395
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,801
Look, what do you
want me to say?
396
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,070
Oh, darling, somehow, some way,
397
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,072
I'm... I'm going to
make all this up to you.
398
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,417
How I'm supposed to feel?
You have a choice
between me and nothing.
399
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,285
And you choose nothing?
That's not what I'm saying.
400
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,154
Then what are you saying?
You know what I'm saying!
401
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,880
All I know
is that you're leaving.
402
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,682
Tupper, you're
not making this any easier.
403
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,684
Oh, I'm sorry, is that my job?
404
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,286
You're the hurting person.
I'm the making-it-easier person?
405
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:36,022
Fine, I'll just
lie down here, and you could
back your truck over me.
406
00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:38,567
Or... or you can bike
over me, if that's more
environmentally sound.
407
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,927
You know
this couldn't have worked.
Yeah, that's right.
408
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,371
Because we've never
had a relationship!
409
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,264
It was just great sex
and great fights.
410
00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:47,200
Tupper, don't flatter yourself.
The fights weren't so great.
411
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,150
What?
412
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,218
One more thing!
413
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,454
Do you tango?
414
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:09,389
Naturally.
415
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,743
I tell you,
there's nothing better
than a good love story.
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