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Unbelievable.
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Did you read this?
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They beat up this poor woman,
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then they hacked up
her veterinarian husband,
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then they hacked up
his 78-year-old mother,
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and then they took
their four miniature poodles
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and hacked them up
all over the place.
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Can you believe that?
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How could anybody kill a dog?
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Well, I couldn't.
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Imagine just coming home
one day, right?
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And finding
a little bit of poodle here,
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a little bit of poodle there.
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Ooh. How the hell
did they clean up that mess?
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I... I wouldn't have a clue.
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Could you help me?
Oh, sure.
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How can I help you?
I need to go away.
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I haven't been
on a real vacation in, like,
I don't know, maybe four years.
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Where'd you go?
Well, it was...
it was with my wife.
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Someplace up in the Poconos.
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God, we couldn't wait
to get out of there.
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Well, let me ask you
a question.
Shoot.
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What exactly
do you want to get
out of this vacation?
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Kiss me.
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Just want to get away.
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How soon?
The sooner the better.
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Got it.
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This is for you
and your wife, right?
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No, no, we're...
we're divorced right now.
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I'll just be...
be going by myself.
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Hey, there's nothing
wrong with that.
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I know plenty of guys
who go on vacation alone.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Ooh. How about Thailand?
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You got Bangkok,
you got your Buddhas,
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you got your sex palaces.
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You can't touch the water,
but the food is great.
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Two weeks
will run you about $5,000.
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Or I can get you
the south of France.
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It's a little expensive,
but nobody there has a tan line,
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if you know what I mean.
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And that'll run you
about $4,000 with airfare.
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Uh, look, uh...
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Nicki. With an I.
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Nicki, uh,
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I wasn't really looking
to spend all that much money.
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Say no more.
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I was just shooting
for the stars.
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Look, um...
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Martin. With an N.
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Martin.
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How about if we just stick
to something you can afford?
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Okay. How about if we do,
like, the outdoor scene?
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You know, back to nature.
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How about if we do
something exotic?
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You know...
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I don't really need very much.
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Just some sun, some food,
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maybe a small waiting pond
or something.
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Have you ever been to Bermuda?
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It's beautiful, it's cheap,
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and you're just in time
for the Conch Festival.
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I'll take it.
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Took you long enough.
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Where'd you decide to go?
Bermuda.
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Oh, my cousin, Mona, went there.
God rest her soul.
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Stay away from the clams.
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What?
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Nothing.
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You got a visitor.
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Hiya, Sid. What's up?
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You believe this, Marty?
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What kind of a world
are we living in?
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This poor woman was beaten.
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I know. It's incredible.
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Her entire household,
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pets and all, just murdered.
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It's a tragedy.
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It's a gold mine.
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What?
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What we're looking at here
is a bestseller.
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What a story, huh?
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Grieving widow.
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The poodles. I love the poodles.
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Sid, you never cease
to disgust me.
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Yeah, huh? Okay?
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Here's the widow's number.
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Name is, uh, Lyla Murphy.
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We give her a nice call.
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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We?
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All right, let me rephrase that.
You.
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What happened to Francis?
He's the one who does
this kind of stuff.
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You know, it's not me.
Not anymore.
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The guy had a nervous breakdown.
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What?
Couldn't stand the pressure.
Never could.
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His wife came home,
sees him standing on the bed,
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nailing his socks to the wall.
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Jesus, Sid.
Yeah.
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They got him up in some bin
in Rochester.
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I'm sorry, one doesn't do
one's most inspired work
in an asylum.
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Can't believe it.
I feel terrible.
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You should have seen his wife.
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Having to take down
all those socks.
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I mean, that's...
that's all in the past.
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What's important, Marty,
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is that you nail this book deal.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Forget it, Sid.
I'm going to Bermuda
on Friday.
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And I'm not gonna cancel.
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Okay, Marty.
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You want to go?
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Fine.
Thank you.
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But I can't promise you
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that your desk
will be waiting for you
when you get back.
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Now, look, Sid.
What?
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Get used to the idea,
I'm not gonna be running
my head off anymore.
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Every once in a while,
a man has to take
inventory of himself
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to see
what he's really running about.
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You don't even know it.
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But there are
other things in life
than just selling goods.
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Okay, Sid.
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Look, Marty, it's no big deal.
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You schmooze a little,
you take her to dinner,
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you get her to sign,
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and then you're free to go
anywhere you want, capiche?
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Sid, the woman's probably
out of her mind with grief.
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Bingo.
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That's the perfect time
to talk to her.
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Do it.
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You know, if I were you,
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I'd walk into Sid's office
right now and say,
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"Sid, you're bald, you're fat,
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and you're about as charming
as a hair plug."
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I can't do that.
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And you know why?
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Because you haven't got
the guts.
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See if you can get her
on the phone, will you?
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Oh, I get to talk
to the poodle widow.
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Come on, Toby, please.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Mr. Tupper. I'm Lyla Murphy.
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Hello. Please.
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Thank you.
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I really appreciate
you seeing me like this.
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I hope you like French food.
Ah.
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You're staring at my dress.
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No, I'm not.
Yes, you were.
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You're wondering
why I'm not wearing black.
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Well, you're wearing some black.
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I mean,
your necklace is black and...
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your wristwatch is black,
I mean, the face is white,
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but the numbers,
they're... they're black.
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Bennett never liked me in black.
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So, you think
I should write a book
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about what happened to me?
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Well,
it's a very compelling story.
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To tell you the truth,
I'm kind of surprised
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that no one else
has approached you yet.
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I guess that's why
I agreed to meet you.
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My husband always admired
a man with balls.
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Actually, he admired anything
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that still had balls.
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He was a veterinarian, you know.
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Here you are.
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I miss him very much.
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Must be very hard for you.
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I mean, you know,
since your husband was...
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Butchered.
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I didn't mean it that way.
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Oh, it's quite all right,
Mr. Tupper.
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It's been in all the papers.
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Bennett,
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my mother-in-law
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and the dogs.
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You know,
I had a dog who died once.
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I mean, he didn't die once.
He's still dead.
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He was killed by a car.
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It was pretty horrible.
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That's not to say that your dogs
weren't killed better.
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I... I mean,
in a... in a more horrible way.
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You... you know what I mean.
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Mr. Tupper.
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Look, Mrs. Murphy,
I... I'm sorry.
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I'm... I'm just not used
to doing this sort of thing.
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And please, please believe me,
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I... I don't want to
exploit your tragedy.
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Mr. Tupper, it's not that
I'm unwilling to discuss it,
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it's just that
these last three days
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I have spent in police stations
and hospitals
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and the coroners.
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This is my first night out.
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Would it be all right if,
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for tonight...
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we just have dinner?
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Okay. Sure.
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Mr. Tupper, please.
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Who shall I say is calling?
Jackie O?
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Tell him
it's Mrs. Bennett Murphy.
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Martin, there's someone here
to see you.
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It's...
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You can go in.
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Mrs. Murphy.
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Please, call me Lyla.
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Okay, Lyla.
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Would you like a cup of coffee?
Thank you.
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Uh, Toby, would you mind
getting Mrs. Murphy
a cup of coffee?
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Thank you.
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How are you today?
Better, I guess.
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I just wish
everybody would leave me alone.
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Here you go, Mrs. Murphy.
Thank you.
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That's nice of you
to bring the coffee in, Howie.
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Who's running the Xerox machine?
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It's uh... self-feeding.
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It was nice, uh, meeting you,
Mrs. Murphy.
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Sorry about that.
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Where were we?
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Excuse me, Martin.
Yes, Zita?
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I... I was wondering if, um,
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maybe I could borrow
some manila folders?
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You're welcome, Zita.
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I'm really sorry about all this.
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Look, I've been thinking
about our meeting last night
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and what you said,
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and I've decided
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that I really do need
my privacy.
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So, if you don't mind, Martin...
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I've decided not to do the book.
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Are you sure
this is what you want?
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Mm-hmm.
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I understand.
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You've gone through so much,
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you shouldn't have to talk to me
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or anybody else, you know?
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There are some people
who go through
something like this,
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and they have to share it
with the world.
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You know,
and there are other people
who have to just...
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just work through it themselves.
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And I... I guess
you're just one of those people.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Well, sure you do.
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No. Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I need to get it out.
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But what?
What about your privacy?
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Oh, you are so sweet.
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You're always thinking of me.
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Pardon me.
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I'll be back.
No, no, that's all right.
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It's so difficult
to talk about this here.
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Martin, why don't we talk about
the book tonight
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at your place?
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My place?
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I would say my place,
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but there's always
reporters around.
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And... and as I said, it's...
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so hard to get any privacy
these days.
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Thank you.
257
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,046
Goddamn, Martin. You're good.
258
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,616
Sid, I'm having
a real problem here.
259
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,952
Tell me, what's wrong
with my favorite boy?
260
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,754
What the fuck is wrong now?
261
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,489
Well, you saw with the hand,
262
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,192
and she wants to come
to my apartment.
263
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,203
That's your big problem?
Let me tell you something.
264
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,796
Whatever you have to do
265
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,598
to close this book deal,
you do it, capiche?
266
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,702
Now, look, Sid.
What?
267
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,004
You haven't got the guts.
268
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,308
Forget it.
Let me tell you something.
269
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,576
You get a signature,
270
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,312
and you are looking at a, uh...
271
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,382
three week vacation.
272
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,418
My treat.
273
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,025
Huh?
274
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,338
Ah, shut up.
275
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,330
I decided to wear black.
276
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,804
Ooh, this is a wonderful place
you have here.
277
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,673
It's very warm.
278
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,609
Well, I... I could turn down
the heat if you like.
279
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,878
I meant it's cozy.
280
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,846
Thank you.
281
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,050
Oh, it's quite a library
you have here.
282
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,787
Oh, well, I... I love to read.
283
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,955
I like to read in bed.
284
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,192
Dip?
285
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,031
So, what did you do today?
286
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,468
Well...
287
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,537
I was chopping chives.
288
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,339
What for?
The cheese dip.
289
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,474
I was making cheese dip
for the night.
290
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,344
I was reviewing the contract
for your book, actually.
291
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,880
Martin, do you want to know
what I did today?
292
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:06,052
I thought about you,
and I thought about this book.
293
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,955
And I've decided to...
294
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,258
Hello?
295
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,994
So, did you sign it yet?
296
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,097
No, no.
297
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,766
Did you shtup her yet?
298
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,001
No, goddammit.
299
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,036
I already have
that subscription.
300
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,677
Martin, come here.
301
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,122
I think we ought to do it.
302
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,594
Martin, my story
needs to be told.
303
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,696
I want to do the book.
304
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,134
That's terrific.
305
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,403
Lyla, I'm so glad
you made this decision.
306
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,539
And I promise you,
if I have to watch
every word go to print,
307
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,742
I'm gonna make sure
that your story is told
tastefully and honestly
308
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,977
and, you know.
309
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,780
I'm sure you will.
310
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,882
That's the door.
311
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,987
Hi, Dad.
Hi, buddy.
312
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,122
Wha... what are you doing here?
Is today Thursday?
313
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,692
Mm-hmm.
Wha... what happened
to Wednesday?
314
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,360
The rest of us did it yesterday.
315
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,428
Martin?
316
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,664
Is there a problem?
317
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:28,335
Uh, Lyla,
this is my son, Jeremy.
318
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,636
Hi.
Hi.
319
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,806
Well, it seems I must be going.
320
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,076
Uh, we will certainly
keep in touch, Martin,
321
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,678
and it was nice meeting you,
Jeremy.
322
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,485
I did it.
323
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,222
It's all over. Already?
324
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,191
Oh, that's wonderful.
325
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,193
How's the little mother feeling?
326
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,129
She had three?
327
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,064
Oh, doctor.
328
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,504
What do you mean
they're not poodles?
329
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,074
Dad! Dad, wake up!
You gotta see this.
330
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:10,510
It's the lady last night, Dad.
She's a murderer.
331
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,383
Lyla did it,
Police nab wife in poodle...
332
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,951
Jesus Christ!
333
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,853
I touched her, Dad.
334
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,654
I shook hands with a murderer.
335
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,256
Can't wait to tell Mom.
336
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,492
Is it okay if I call Joey,
337
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,994
and tell him
she was over here last night,
338
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:29,295
and she didn't try to kill you?
339
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,198
I can't believe this.
She lied to me.
340
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,668
She... she killed
all those people.
341
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,002
She ate my dip.
342
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,342
Hello?
Jeremy, it's your Uncle Eddie.
343
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,345
Is your dad there?
You mean the next victim?
344
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,380
Hold on. It's Uncle Eddie.
345
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,282
Eddie, thank God it's you.
346
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,017
Calm down. Are you okay?
347
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:53,620
She was here.
I was sitting right next to her.
348
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,256
She hacks her husband to death,
and I'm sitting
right next to her.
349
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,758
Listen,
I want to get her on the show,
350
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,636
and I want to know
if it's okay if I use your name.
351
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,929
Are you out of your mind?
She's a murderer!
352
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,965
No, Martin,
she's more than a murderer.
She killed her pets, too.
353
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:09,069
Every show in town
is gonna want this lady.
You're my in.
354
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,538
I... I can't believe you.
355
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,841
You want to make this woman
into some kind of
goddamn folk hero?
356
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,444
No, I don't want to.
It's my job.
357
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,946
Eddie, she touched my son.
358
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,015
Great!
I think I can get him on too.
359
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,954
Dad, Dad.
360
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,925
Do you think we could get her
to come to my school
361
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,059
for career day?
362
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,499
You've got a visitor.
363
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,006
Hi, Sid.
Tell me she signed, Marty.
364
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,708
Tell me you got her.
Sid.
365
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,577
Because if you didn't get her,
Marty,
366
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,847
after this,
I don't think we can afford her.
367
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,284
I didn't get the contract, Sid.
368
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,357
What?
I'm sorry.
369
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,259
I did what you told me,
I came on to her,
370
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,328
but I... I pissed her off.
371
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,430
So, so, so,
372
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,332
you piss her back on again.
373
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,401
Come on, Marty, she liked you.
374
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,637
You were so close. So close.
375
00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,006
You do this for me,
376
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,534
and we're not talking about
fucking vacation.
377
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,579
We're talking a bigger office
378
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,515
with windows, huh?
379
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,618
I already have a window, Sid.
More windows.
380
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,755
You do this for me,
you could name your own price.
381
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:43,229
I'm sorry, Sid, we lost her.
382
00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,098
Lyla Murphy on two.
383
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,969
Put her on the speaker.
384
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,573
Martin, it's Lyla.
385
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,275
Lyla, could you call back later,
please?
386
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,278
Well, no, they only allow me
one phone call.
387
00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:01,047
I guess you read the papers.
Yes, I did.
388
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:04,250
Well, I hope
this doesn't change anything.
389
00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:07,487
I mean, I've been getting
a lot of offers,
390
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,788
but I really like you,
391
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,991
so I hope our contract
is still good.
392
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,496
Look, Lyla, uh, I gotta go.
393
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,000
I'll talk to you soon,
say in ten to 20.
394
00:23:22,002 --> 00:23:24,504
I want it!
You can't have it, Sid.
395
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,174
Sid, don't do that.
Sid, that's my desk.
396
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,477
Sid, stop it! Sid.
397
00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:37,584
It's not in there.
398
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,225
Oh, this is nice.
399
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,396
Give me that.
I can't.
400
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,598
I'm not gonna help you
turn a killer into a celebrity.
401
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,167
I've done a lot of shit
for you, Sid,
but I'm not gonna do this.
402
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,268
Oh, God!
403
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:57,904
Martin. Martin.
404
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,107
Don't, don't, don't!
Don't, please! Please!
405
00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,410
You haven't got the guts.
406
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:08,982
Tupper, you're fucking fired!
407
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,951
I want you out of this office
by five o'clock.
408
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:17,057
And you have yourself
a nice fucking vacation.
409
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,796
You were great.
410
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:24,931
What did I just do?
411
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,570
What the hell was that?
412
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,347
Sid Newman
just dropped dead
of a heart attack.
413
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,415
Jesus Christ.
414
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,486
You are the luckiest
son of a bitch I know.
415
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,405
That was a beautiful service.
416
00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:07,607
This place isn't gonna be
the same without him.
417
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,242
He was like a grandfather to me.
418
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,444
Yeah.
I hope they lock the casket.
419
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,480
You got a plane to catch.
420
00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:17,384
Martin, you were the last one
to see him.
421
00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,319
Did he have any final words?
422
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:23,990
Not really.
423
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:28,361
He just...
wished me a nice vacation.
424
00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:33,166
Well.
425
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,069
I'll see you all
in a couple of weeks.
426
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,978
Well, bon voyage.
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