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You can't give up on dating
altogether.
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I'm telling you, it's really
starting to get to me.
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Remember when we were
good at this?
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Oh, no.
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Okay,
Sheila was a little hostile.
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A little hostile?
Eddie, the woman pelted me
with shrimp toast.
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Okay, she was actively hostile.
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That's no reason to quit trying.
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Quit trying. I've been trying.
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The past ten days, I went out
with four women. Four!
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Like Jody. She meant well.
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Just a little hung up
on her career.
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I work in a factory!
A shoe factory!
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And I make more money
than any girl on my floor!
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Then there was Claudia.
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Talk about clinging.
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Please.
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Would you come
to the bank with me?
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Oh, yeah, Charlotte.
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I took her dancing.
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Yeah, let's just say
she came on a little strong.
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We're back
with Eden Pilot, author of
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Where'd I Leave My Penis?
A New Masculinity for the '90s.
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Mr. Pilot, you've suggested that
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'90s men
face an identity crisis.
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That too often
they allow women to define them.
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How do you mean?
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Well, let me speak to the men
in the audience for a minute.
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You've all been
in this situation.
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You've asked a woman for a date.
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Suddenly everything in your life
becomes significant.
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"Do I have the right car,
clothes, job?
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How do I look?
I'm not funny enough."
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Am I right?
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But I don't care if you own half
the real estate in Manhattan,
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or fix cars at Wolitski's Garage
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or host the Eddie Charles Show.
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That woman has the power
to tell you who you are.
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Not only that,
how good you are at it.
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Well, it's terrifying.
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Well, not surprising
that some men have just about
given up on dating.
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Tell us about your workshops.
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Well...
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one weekend a month
a group of men meet
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at our upstate facility
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for a two-day
intensive exploration.
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It's a place for men
to clarify our roles
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away from women.
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To reconnect
with our inner selves,
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because it's only
by finding our inner strength
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that we can face the world.
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Look at the diversity
of men around you.
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So different
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and yet alike in so many ways.
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We're all man.
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We're all in our underwear.
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The next two days
are gonna take you
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on a personal journey
that will...
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That's right, I belched.
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Belching is
a very important form
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of male-male communication.
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Unfortunately,
it's been suppressed
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in polite society, but not here.
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Sound off, men.
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Hang tight.
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That's it.
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Martin.
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As you struggle,
find your inner strength.
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Find that animal inside you.
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I don't have
an animal inside me.
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Yes, you do.
You have an elephant.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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Yes, an elephant.
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Majestic, strong, cunning,
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trampling across the felt.
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Trumpeting proudly.
Trumpet, Martin, trumpet.
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Good. Good.
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Now come on,
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reach way deep down inside you,
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feel the power.
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Come on, Dumbo, let it rip.
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Good. Very good.
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You've entered
the world of the four-leggers.
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All right, men,
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your day of labor is complete.
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We've worked hard,
We've worked well.
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We've stripped away
the shell of convention
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to see what lies within.
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Now, turn to the man
next to you.
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Your brother.
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Smell his odor.
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Smell?
What are you talking about?
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Smell what it means to be a man.
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Shut up, Kevin.
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God, I hurt.
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And I want my deodorant back.
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Why?
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He said we shouldn't be afraid
of our bodies,
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our natural smell.
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You know what else
I'd love right now?
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What?
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A woman to rub my back.
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I could go for a beer.
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Yeah.
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My ex-wife always had a cold one
waiting for me when I came home.
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Come on.
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You're losing touch
with your animal selves.
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What happened
to the... the tiger, huh?
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The wolf? The elephant?
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Come to think of it...
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my mother
used to make a peach cobbler.
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I love peach cobbler.
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Hmm. Good pie's hard to find.
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If I could find a woman
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who can bake a pie,
I'd marry the bitch.
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Someone to do things
for you and stuff?
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Somebody to come home to.
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What I'm talking about
is a mother kind of woman.
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Of course she's got to fuck
like a Wildcat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, she's got to be
pretty too, right?
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Mmm. Yeah.
In a soft kind of way.
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Like a bunny rabbit.
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He's about 5 feet 4
and weighs about 110 pounds.
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Hair...
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hair of spun silk.
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A woman you could talk to.
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Of course you can talk to me.
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What do you wanna
talk to her for?
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So will it be
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Oriental Light Supreme,
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Slim and Shrimp
Breaded Chicken Cordon Bleu?
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That's not much of a choice.
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Excuse me. Hi, I'm Mary.
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You are?
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Of course you can talk to me.
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I mean, hello.
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I... I'm Martin.
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Here, Martin, put those away.
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Those are low sodium.
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And so is particle board.
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Particle board.
It's higher in fiber, too.
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Martin...
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I know this might sound
a little strange, but,
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well, you look like
you've had a long day and...
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let me cook you dinner tonight.
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Would you be interested?
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Why?
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Well, I think it would be nice
and I'd like to cook for you.
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Wait a minute, let me...
let me calm down.
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Gosh.
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Sure. Okay.
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Really?
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Really.
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That feels wonderful.
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Is there anything you can't do?
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Mmm,
govern small island nations.
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Have you tried?
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Oh, that's dessert.
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Here, let me get it.
I'll get it.
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You sit tight.
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So, you just go around
meeting strange men
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in supermarkets
and cooking dinner for them?
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No.
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I hope you like cherry.
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I love it.
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Oh, God, it smells wonderful.
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I mean, it's... you know,
it smells just like cherry.
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Okay, you can mug me now.
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What are you talking about?
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You've come to my house,
you've plied me
with a wonderful dinner
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and listened to me talk
about myself for three hours.
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I mean, come on, let's face it,
my guard is down.
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You're gonna bludgeon me
and steal everything I own.
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This would be
the perfect moment.
You're crazy, you know that?
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Am I?
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I'm in love. I'm sick.
I'm desperate.
In that order.
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It's... it's getting late.
Yes.
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Would you...
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would... would you like to stay?
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Oh, you're so sweet.
We shouldn't rush things.
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I knew it. Just like a woman.
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What terrific pancakes.
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How'd you make them?
Where did you get that recipe?
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Good morning, sleepyhead.
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It's you.
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I dreamed I died and went
to the House of Pancakes.
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Oh, poor baby.
We better get some food in you.
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Jesus Christ.
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Is this all for me,
or are the Mets dropping by?
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How was the bed?
All right. Couch okay?
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Not bad, as couches go.
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Of course, you know,
beds are better.
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Oh! There are my muffins.
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Do I even own an oven timer?
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And when did you make
the muffins?
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Well, we needed breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Can I help you with something?
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Oh.
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Oh, wow. These are...
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Wow.
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We can have them every morning
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if you'd like.
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Would you be interested?
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Okay.
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But you'll make new ones, right?
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Yeah.
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My steak!
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Are you looking down my dress?
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Yes.
Hmm.
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I'm going to bed.
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You are?
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Care to join me?
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You betcha.
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Oh, honey, honey,
you don't have to.
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I wanted to.
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For you.
I know.
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I know, sweetheart.
But don't worry about it.
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Tonight you rest.
You're exhausted.
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I'll take care of me.
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Very interesting.
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Eddie, come on. It's not really
living together, it's...
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it was just a couple of weeks.
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Sure. She cooks for me.
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Look what I got.
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I'm gonna knit you a cardigan.
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Well, of course I'm happy.
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She's knitting me a sweater,
for Christ's sakes.
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I mean, she's perfect.
Who wouldn't be happy
with perfect?
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Oh, look at this color.
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You'll meet her.
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Yeah. I really got to
get some work done now, okay?
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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This... this is great.
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Uh...
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I kind of, um...
It's perfect.
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I was thinking
maybe a cable knit.
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Oh, oh, oh, you're busy.
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I kind of have this manuscript,
you know...
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Don't worry about me,
I'll just, um...
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read.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
You're welcome.
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I'm just so glad to see you.
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Smother love, they call it.
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Me too. Uh, look.
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You go on like this, and you're
gonna make me do something I'll
be sorry about, you hear me?
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Look, look. Ah...
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I'm not really getting
any work done anyway,
so let's go get some dinner.
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Wonderful.
Where do you wanna go?
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Well, whatever you want.
You choose.
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No, honey,
you can pick the place.
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No. No.
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I'm stifling.
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Why don't you choose
a place for once?
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I wanna go
wherever make you happy.
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Well, what will make me happy
is if you decide.
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Okay, um...
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Well, what do you feel like?
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I must get out.
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I don't care. I don't care.
Albanian food.
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Just get out. Get out of here.
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Out!
265
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,858
Hey.
Hey.
266
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,926
Where have you been?
267
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,763
The office.
I had to catch up on some work.
268
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,498
Oh. Hi, honey.
269
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,340
Mary?
Oh, oh, I thought you and Eddie
270
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,676
might wanna watch the game,
so I invited him over.
271
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,012
He's very nice. Kiss.
272
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,383
It's not easy
to kiss a woman one minute,
273
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,751
and shoot her the next.
274
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,320
This is... You've been busy.
275
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,856
I was just in a pie-making mood.
276
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,791
Looks like a little more
than just a mood.
277
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,826
I thought you could
take some to the office.
278
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:31,097
And then there's one for Eddie
and Jeremy's school,
Judith and Richard.
279
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,799
And then there's some to freeze.
280
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,534
And then I made some extra.
281
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,102
Terrific.
282
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,937
It's nothing
that you're driving me mad,
283
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,172
you're driving me insane!
284
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,676
Could you excuse me
for... for just a minute?
285
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,743
Sure.
286
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,388
Hey, I'll go if...
No, no, man.
287
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,556
It's not you.
288
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,391
What's the problem?
It's Mary.
289
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,928
It's just...
it's just not working out.
Can I have her?
290
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,464
I just don't know
what I'm gonna do about it.
291
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,932
Do?
292
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,335
Get over it, man.
293
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,736
Look at this place.
294
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,005
It's cleaner
than it's been in years.
295
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,840
The crease she puts
in your trousers.
296
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,709
Don't tell me
she's not good in the sack.
297
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,810
Eddie. Eddie.
298
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,112
She saw name tags
in my underwear.
299
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,015
She's making me crazy.
300
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,484
She makes pie, Martin.
301
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,319
Goodbye, Martin.
302
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,989
Think about it.
303
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:32,692
This is a woman you could marry.
304
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,328
This is a woman
you could screw around on.
305
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,598
Yeah, and she'd just keep
bringing me drinks,
and everything.
306
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,166
Would anybody like a drink?
307
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,237
Stop it! Stop it now, or I'll...
308
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,172
All right, pal.
309
00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,240
Game time.
310
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,675
No, sorry, pal.
311
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,543
It's leaving time. Come on.
312
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,246
Hey, come on.
Mary's making cheese balls.
313
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,681
I'll mail you some.
You dog.
314
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,217
You can't stand to share,
can you?
Goodbye, Eddie.
315
00:21:58,885 --> 00:21:59,986
Why did Eddie leave?
316
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,222
Mary.
317
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,159
Can I talk to you?
Of course you can talk to me.
318
00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:10,397
Mary...
319
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:21,941
Mary, you are the most...
320
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:26,813
You are so completely
incr... inc...
321
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,182
God, I feel like
I'm 14 years old.
322
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,152
Okay. I'll... I'll just get
right to the point.
323
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,923
I don't think we should
keep this going anymore.
324
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,561
I... I think
it would be better for you.
325
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,430
And I think for me.
326
00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:46,433
I had a feeling. Um...
327
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,769
I'll get my things.
328
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,181
Mary.
329
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,686
I'm sorry.
330
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,388
I thought
this was what you wanted.
331
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,656
I thought so too.
332
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,360
What do you want, Martin?
333
00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,129
I want...
334
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,065
everyone to be happy.
335
00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:20,200
I don't know.
336
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,203
More...
337
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,039
No, less...
338
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,076
More or less.
339
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,812
That shouldn't be
too hard to find.
340
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,216
I wish for you, you know.
341
00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,054
Well, I got
as far as the sleeve.
342
00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:49,529
You know, there's
one more thing I should do.
343
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,698
No, no, Mary, please.
344
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,966
You've done so much.
345
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,869
We're breaking up now,
so please, please,
346
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,004
please stop doing things for me.
347
00:23:58,038 --> 00:24:01,007
No,
I really, really wanna do this.
348
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:11,818
Mary.
349
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,257
Hey, Mary.
350
00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:22,462
Mary!
351
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,098
Don't... don't you think
we could talk about this, huh?
352
00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:29,202
Mary!
353
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:35,809
Oh, there. I feel much better.
354
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:43,450
Oh, shit.
355
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,900
Yes, an elephant.
356
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:03,770
Majestic, cunning, strong,
357
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,673
trampling across the felt,
trumpeting proudly.
358
00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:24,524
Well, Chubby,
it's just you and me, huh?
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