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Thank you.

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

I'm not feeling very well this morning.

Oh, perfect.

Oh, I feel tired, though.

Oh, dear.

Oh, you don't think...

Do we have to go through this all over again?

You don't think you can get it up, do you? Oh, I don't know.

It's such a job, you know.

I don't know what's wrong.

Go on, I mean, you're welcome to try, dear.

Let's see if I can get it up.

What am I going to do?

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't there somebody that I can try, somewhere I can go, some help that I can

get? Well, actually, there was a question in my email looking at, is

therapy? Do you go for a weekend? Maybe not more.

Well, maybe give me the phone number and I'll try. I mean, it's all I can do.

You can get me the phone number and I'll give them a call. Because we've got to

do something about this.

You should have done something about it long ago.

Because this has been a good opportunity.

Okay, I was looking at it.

There's it there.

All right.

Do you want me to give it a call?

Oh, boy.

Well, I suppose I have to.

So she's not going to stop.

What's that number?

What should I say?

Just ask for the details of the harm that took place first.

Hello? Hello, I'm sorry to trouble you.

I saw your advertisement about sex therapy and I'd be interested in

some details.

Perhaps you could either give them to me over the phone or send me a letter.

I'm closing all the facts.

Helen, you want to get you a guitar?

My wife says to tell you that I've got to get my dick hard because I'm just not

up to the job.

Yes, I understand.

Okay, you want me to come for a visit?

Okay, do you want to give me your address?

I can't, that would be... Yes, you're in the right place. Come on in. Thank you

very much.

Well,

what does your wife look like? Well, I mean, she's a great looking girl. In

fact, she bears a startling resemblance to you.

Really? Completely.

And I mean, very similar figure too. It's just... You know, it's causing a

of problems. We've been married quite a few years now, and the last few months,

things have just been going downhill.

Try as I can, I just can't seem to get it up and keep it up.

Have you been having any other affairs?

Not me, no, but I'm beginning to worry that my wife might be getting it

somewhere else.

It's causing a lot of friction, and, you know, I'm really concerned. I mean, she

passed on your phone number from some advertisement that you saw in one of

these.

women's magazines and um said that i should give you a try that you might be

able to help me i mean if you want to just sit back and relax i'll get you to

great thank you very much

Millie.

Right, first of all, she's trying very hard to turn this girl on.

Using the tongue.

She can see the other girl starting to enjoy it.

Right, Millie, yes, you can do that.

Very professional girls we have here.

This is all part of the technique, aren't you?

Yes.

We certainly employ well -endowed ladies here, don't we?

Nothing like that.

Are you feeling all right?

I'm actually showing a marked improvement.

What do you think so far?

I think it's working.

See it just comes naturally.

So I see.

Very good, Lily.

My wife's going to be very pleased.

You know I can't get over what an uncanny resemblance

you have to my wife.

Is she English?

No, actually, she's Irish.

She has long hair, but she looks very similar to you.

We have to pray well, yeah.

I've never had anything like it.

Such personal therapy.

It must have come well.

Right there, if you'd like to just step over here.

I actually think you've had quite enough therapy for today. I think you'd better

come with me. I'm just getting into it.

Well, you can always come back again.

That's not fair.

Oh, please.

Come with me.

Oh, please.

Please.

All right, so then if you just want to come in here.

All right, sir?

Hello?

This is one of my favourite employees.

Oh. Suzanne.

Very nice.

Indeed. What you have to do is, when you go back home, you have to watch your

wife play with herself.

So Suzanne's going to demonstrate.

You can have a little practice on her.

I'm just going to pop off now. I can't stay.

You're just leaving me here to watch? Yeah. Enjoy yourself.

Thank you very much. Bye.

Bye.

oh

or something.

How's it going? You all right?

Great, thank you. Enjoying the service?

Yeah. Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you right now because I have my

customer coming in.

Oh, no. Yeah.

Sit down.

Thank you. Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, it's not fair.

I'm sorry.

This is the second time. Oh, no.

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, but I say.

oh

oh

Is this a therapy clinic?

Yes, I hope so.

Oh good, I'm not all nervous about a job.

Don't worry, you'll be just fine.

I'm really nervous today.

Well, I'll change it tonight.

Oh, I hope so.

I really hope so.

Won't you meet the lovely lady?

Oh. Are you okay? I hope so.

I hope you can help me with my problem.

I'm a little nervous.

I hope so.

So what are you going to do to me?

Are you going to take my clothes off?

Oh dear.

Thank you.

What do I do?

Oh, you're going to take my shirt off.

I'm a bit nervous.

Very big one.

Oh, wow.

I've never seen a big one.

Goodness me.

What wonderful thumb backs.

Oh.

Take charge. Take charge.

Take my charge.

What a big laptop.

Can I get it in my mouth? Can I? Yes. Please.

Let me have a look at the other one.

Goodness me.

How are we going to have some fun, are we?

Do you want to take my chances, Dan?

I need to get excited.

I'm losing my nerve.

I might

get bigger when you help.

Oh,

Mommy.

Take me to the bed.

Take me to the bed.

Boom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, mum.

Hit my cock.

Take my cup, dear.

Give me that.

Oh, Lord.

Oh,

you're wonderful.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, please.

Please.

Bye -bye.

Right, this is Gina.

Hello. Hello.

What you're going to do, you're going to practice on Gina today.

Right. Is that sign okay?

That's fine.

Like when I was talking to the girl the other day, practicing.

Yeah, but today you're actually going to do it. Oh, fair enough. Okay. Okay,

then. So I'll leave you with it.

Thank you very much. Okay, enjoy yourself.

Thank you.

No good.

How are we doing?

There's a false start, I'm afraid.

Oh, she's one of my best.

Let me just give it a try here.

I don't know what's the matter here. I think I'll have to go and get the rest

the girls.

Also, another customer here, and we can have a mansion in her.

Okay. All right.

I won't be a dick.

I don't know.

I'll stay there.

Yeah?

Thank you.

Are you going to sit down with me?

You want to sit down with me?

You just get to work on me, I think.

Very nice boots you've got, darling.

How do you do?

Oh.

That's where you go.

oh oh

Oh.

You've got to.

Okay, you guys, I think I...

The therapy's worked for us. I think you can go back to your wives and have a

happy life.

Carry on where we left off. Well, that's very nice of you. Thank you very much.

Hooray! Thank you!

Hi, baby.

Hello.

Hey, I had a great time at that play.

Yeah? She worked wonders on me. What happened?

Well, all the problems are over.

Everything is completely cured.

She did things to me. She showed me things. It was fantastic.

That's great. I'm glad to hear that.

It's going to make a big difference to us, I promise you. Yeah?

Yeah. No more of those arguments. No more disagreements.

I'm going to be able to satisfy you now. No more problems.

That's good.

I know you're going to be happy.

She was a good woman. You know, she was a striking resemblance to you. That must

be one of the reasons why.

Well, then how come you couldn't get out before when I was your doctor?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe I was just a bit nervous.

Maybe I was a bit unsure, but it made a big difference.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So how did you find her? Tell me again.

It was a really fascinating experience.

Really? Yeah.

Very educational.

Yeah.

That woman showed me things that I've never known.

And was there a tip for me?

Amazingly enough, they were very similar to me.

Yeah?

In fact, if I think about bed trunks where they were exactly the same.

That's fine.

Let's see how you go.

So what was this girl called?

I don't know. I got by talking with my mouth full.

I think I think it's better to come quick.

Yeah?

So this is what the sex serves?

Okay.

What did you say the third one was?

Oh, Miss Comquick.

Oh, no.

I don't believe it.