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When she wakes up in the morning, she'll meet the heart for you

with just one smile.

Starry eye in your name, she knows what's coming

in a little while.

Yeah,

yeah, she's got it.

Simon, please, please.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And with my sexual knowledge and real history studies, I...

Linda Lovelace has opened a whole new field of historical research.

The psycho -sexual -ophthalmological... Who

thinks that I... When she looks into the mirror She

sees herself and knows she's so fine

Satisfaction's growing nearer

Thank you.

I hire you as a maid, and you're sitting here while my house is a fucking mess?

Yeah, well, me and Tony, oh, by the way, this is Tony, Linda, my boss.

Hi. We were so inspired by your book that we just had to try some of the

that he wrote about. Like, isn't this how you talked about sucking

on the air?

In other words, You two are going to sit here and fuck while my house is a mess.

Is that it?

Well, yeah.

Can't argue with that. Carry on.

Oh.

One important thing.

To always remember, a happy servant is a good servant.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Goddamn, maid.

Shit.

Let's see here.

Well, let's see.

Evening is up.

It's a short autobiography of my life.

Where do I begin?

Let's see.

Well, I guess we could start by saying

I became very interested in world civilization.

But... What am I doing?

People fucking out there and I'm sitting here working.

I gotta go watch.

Now, you remember?

In chapter 12?

It's all about cocksucking.

Uh -huh. You like that?

Yes. Yeah.

I gently, I have to take the cock out of the pants.

Like that.

And I gently put it in my hand.

Like so.

And I gently rub

my tongue against

the head.

My book did teach her something.

Yeah, you can help. Bring down your pants. Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Easy. Easy.

Easy. Gently now. Gently.

Very gently stroking the water.

Gently.

Rub my tongue against the head.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Oh,

God. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

She said every good cop's like her.

Oh, shit.

Adores the balls.

Just as much.

The head of a cock.

Oh, God.

They did teach her something.

Wow, look what they've learned.

She can set cock on as good as I can.

Look at her go.

Jeez.

She's hot.

Oh.

oh yes

oh yes

I think it's time to get... Oh, God.

I think it's time to go to that chapter.

I never imagined

my book would have this kind of influence on him.

Did not determine, but this is deep time.

Yes,

don't forget the asshole.

Oh, don't forget it?

Yes.

I know they should have wrote a whole chapter on that.

Yep, yep, pull the lips.

Gently bite.

Pull to the extreme.

And inhale.

Yes!

We should study together more.

Just devour that pussy.

Devour it.

Oh, let me just make it easy for you to turn around and lick my asshole.

Oh, that'd be so much fun.

I love that.

We will.

You know what made me really enjoy this?

Okay, baby?

Uh -huh.

Shake, baby, shake.

Come for that, come on.

Come on over, my baby.

Come on, come on, baby, come on.

Shake a little more, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Deep inside of me.

Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah.

happened a year ago when I was living in my own house with my father

Please, I have to go to work. I'm going to be late.

Fuck work.

You're always late for work. No, this time I'll lose my job.

And then I can't afford to go to college, Rob.

I want to get my degree in world history.

So please, let me go to work.

World history, that's all I want to do.

Reading books.

I'm more excited on this book.

You have to understand, it's important to me.

An important lesson.

If I had it yet, I wouldn't know what you are.

What about me?

No.

Ugh.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I'm really sorry that I'm late. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Linda, come on for a minute.

What happened again?

You're late.

Okay?

Now, you know we've been slow.

We're overstaffed. I've got to let somebody go.

Don't let it be you. Okay? I like you a lot.

You've got to find something that you like to do, and you've got to be the

at it. I don't care if you're a dishwasher, a street sweeper.

A car washer, a waitress, I don't care, honey. You've got to find something that

you like to do. You like being a waitress, don't you?

Honey, you've got to be the best at it, okay?

Take Anne, for instance.

Anne is fantastic.

She's been here for years, and she'll be here for a long time.

Baby, you've got to be more like Anne, okay?

You've got to find something that you like to do and be the best at it.

Do me a favor. Go wait on these tables, all right? You guys, just go, okay?

Please.

I need a

bowl of minestrone soup and a veal parmesan, please.

Help me up.

I didn't mean to interrupt you or anything, but... God,

now I know why Anna's such a popular waitress.

Well,

an important lesson.

Give head to get a head.

What a fucking puck. Who the hell is that?

Thank you.

There you go, there's your sister.

Your order will be right up, okay?

You know what?

What do you think, huh?

My baby?

Do you feel like having a new pussy?

Come on, baby. Hold over your pussy.

Linda, you did a really good job today.

Really good job.

Thank you. Okay, why don't you go home, okay? I'll take care of this for you.

You worked really hard today.

Okay?

Do me a favor.

Please.

I don't want to have to let you go.

Will you please? I want you to be the best at being a waitress, okay?

Don't be late anymore.

I can.

Look, never mind about him. I want you to concentrate on being the best

yourself. Don't worry about other people, okay?

Okay, well, listen, Vinny, I really, I need this job. I really do. I'm trying

get through college.

So if you could help me out. Don't worry about it.

Everything will be okay. Just do what I said. Be the best at what you're doing,

and you'll have no problems.

Okay, baby?

Okay. Let me take care of this, and you go home.

Bye. Have a good night. Bye. Thanks.

I was not in a very good mood.

However, my father's pension money finally came through.

So we moved into a much nicer home.

That's where I live right now.

But... Damn.

Hello?

Oh, you're the maid service.

Great. Great, so you'll send her over today?

Well, I hope she's better than the last one you sent me.

Uh -huh. No, I can really use two maids.

So send her over as soon as you can because I really do need her.

Okay.

All right. Thank you.

Okay.

All right. Where was I?

Oh, okay. So we moved into this new home.

And for some reason, I think it was haunted.

I kept having these reoccurring dreams.

They were so strange.

They completely changed my life.

go to sleep early today.

Okay, sweetheart.

Linda?

Linda? Get out of bed.

Wake up. You shouldn't keep your dreams waiting.

Linda?

Arise.

Wake up. Get out of bed.

Linda?

Hello?

Who the fuck are you?

I'm your dream.

Isn't that get up?

Yeah, well, I have to take you somewhere, so follow me.

This is how sex was performed in the earliest civilizations.

Notice how these cave people ravage each other.

No.

Doesn't this look arousing?

Notice how that cavewoman lubricates his throat so that she can take his cock

all the way to the base.

um

Bye.

Thank you.

You could learn.

There are reasons for these dreams, Linda.

What a weird dream.

Watching cavemen fuck?

There's gotta be a reason for this, but I don't know what it is.

Shit! I have to work again!

You got the bureau stocked for tonight? Yes. Okay, good. Thank you. You're

welcome.

I'm sorry.

I'm real sorry I'm late. I got caught up.

It won't happen again. I know it's not going to happen again. Come here.

Listen.

It's not me, okay?

It's the partners.

They decided, I'm sorry. I've got to let you go.

Okay? It's not my decision.

It's got nothing to do with you being late. You're just not carrying your

weight. You're just not the best.

I hate to do it, honey, but I've got to let you go.

I'm sorry, baby. I've got to let you go. Get the phone for me, please.

Thank you.

All the other waitresses handle their weight. They do what they're supposed to

do. I'm sorry. I had a talk with you once already. I'm sorry. It's not my

I know, but I don't believe. I need this job. I'm sorry.

Baby, I know you need the job.

But I have to keep my partners happy, too. I've got to let you go. I'm sorry

I've got to play the heavy, but it's got to be done.

Okay? Well, that's it.

That's it.

How the fuck am I going to pay for the next semester?

I knew this was going to happen. I fucking knew it.

Damn.

Of course.

An important lesson to always remember, Linda, is

Things can't get much worse.

And they're this bad, they can only get better.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

How am I ever going to get my degree?

Linda, come on Linda, wake up.

Linda, your dream girl is calling you. Come on, come on Linda.

Time to get out of bed.

Come on, sleepyhead.

Wake up, Linda.

Linda, the classroom is waiting for you. Come on.

Wake up, Linda. Please.

Wake up, sleepyhead.

Come on, Linda.

Come on. Wake up, Linda.

Linda? Linda?

Come on, Linda.

Come on.

Wake up.

Linda? Come on, Linda. Wake up.

Linda? Your dream girl is calling you. Come on. Come on, Linda. Time to get out

of bed.

Come on, sleepyhead.

Wake up, Linda.

Hello, Linda.

It's me, Professor Carlton.

And you can't come into our Western Civ class anymore because you lost your job

at the restaurant.

and can't pay your tuition.

Isn't that a shame?

But being the kind -hearted fellow that I am, I've saved a chair in the

classroom just for you.

So much for you, Linda.

Now today, boys and girls, we're going to talk about the Roman Empire.

Yes, the Roman Empire. And what part of the empire do you think we're going to

talk about?

The Roman economic...

No. Next.

Roman literature?

No. Next.

Roman music?

Incorrect. Next.

Roman social custom?

No. Next.

The Roman armies?

Nope. Next one, please.

Why the Roman Empire crumbled? Is that it, Professor Carlton?

All wrong.

Uh, the Roman silly system?

All wrong, all wrong. We're going to discuss the thing that made them

their orgies, and how those women could suck a mean dick.

And the reason being, they used animal fat on the roof of their mouths.

But I've supplied the margarine.

So I want you all to practice.

So Linda, I want you to pay close attention.

Quiz after class, film at 11.

Well? Don't just sit there. Do something.

Oh, not you.

Oh.

Oh.

No, no. Not you.

No.

That's the one. Oh. Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Well.

Ooh. Ooh.

Wow. I didn't know.

I'll get two.

That's the way to go. Now keep those tongues roaming.

You like that fun, huh?

That's the way to go.

Beautiful. Oh that's beautiful.

Well you can really suck a cock baby.

Oh, what a beautiful girl. I should suck that cock, baby. Oh, that is wonderful.

Beautiful.

I wonder what's so special about this anyway.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Thank you.

That's the way to go. Nice. Oh, beautiful deep throat there.

I like that.

I love the deep throat of your cock.

So I noticed.

Yes.

Yeah.

Look at it.

Look at it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

No, no, other side, other side of me.

Oh. Squeeze it at the base, at the base.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Oh, God.

Other side, other side.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Well, Professor, how did I do?

You did quite well, young lady. Very well, in fact.

Good.

You see, Linda, even professors get horny once in a while.

Listen, sweetheart.

Don't forget your margarine.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, good.

Lick it all off.

Mm -hmm.

God, that feels so good.

Great, hey.

You've got a great speaker.

Beautiful eyes, beautiful lips. You're a beautiful girl. Oh, thank you.

Ah, that's nice.

I want to put everything in my mouth, your balls, your cock, everything.

Oh,

that feels so good.

Oh, your mouth feels so good on my cock.

Suck that cock, girl.

Take it away, girl. You should float.

You're a professor.

I just love your snake.

God,

you do great.

You see Linda this could be you this could have been you

Thank you.

Wonderful you did the Romans proud now that was an education

God

why am I having these dreams?

cavemen, Romans.

There's got to be a reason for this.

Oh, God, how am I going to do it? How am I ever going to get my job back?

I can't do shit without money.

To have it.

To have it.

To have it.

When she looks into the mirror, she

sees herself in no fear.