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Are you all alone?

Are you spending most of your nights tattling your feet, listening to music?

Are you bored?

Would you like to have some company? Would you like a profession? Would you

an occupation?

The oldest one in the world.

How it's like to be a coal girl.

An escort.

That's right. A hooker. A slut, some people say. Have rich sugar daddies. Go

over the world. Live rich. Have a nice home, a nice car.

You can come down to the Coal Girl Academy.

That's right.

And you can learn how to be a real high -class cold girl. Make lots of money.

You'll never be alone again.

And now, back to music.

Come in.

Hi, Mickey.

Hi, David. How are you?

Fine.

What is it?

It's a sexy lingerie. What does it look like? I know what it is, but why are you

wearing it?

To turn you on.

Did it work?

No.

This isn't you.

Take a good look.

I mean, I'm taking a great look, and what I see I don't like.

It's just not you.

I mean, you're sweet and wholesome.

Well, it's a picture of sweetness, innocence, and charm. I want to dump

image. Do you like it?

Yeah, but not on somebody else. I mean, don't take it per... I mean, I'm not

trying to insult you, but I like you for what you are. You're sweet and

wholesome and so on to me.

You're so innocent, and this is sleazy and slutty and seedy.

It's just not you.

Well, don't tell my mother.

Well, you really don't like it?

I don't.

I'm sorry.

I'll just... I'll pay for them, okay?

I just don't like them.

Does it take off the panties, too?

Yeah.

You don't like anything.

No, that's not true.

I like you for what you are.

You don't need all this accoutrements to make you look appealing to me.

Can I keep on the stockings and the garter?

You know, actually...

I like this.

It's sort of Victorian.

Thank you. She was a relative.

Just for you.

Thank you.

And I believe in whatever you love me to be.

It's beautiful.

You know, I really get into, like, your hoes and garter.

Of course you are.

Maybe someday we might be able to sleep.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

you're talking to me i'm sure there's something floating in this

but i

know i've never said it to you that way but i don't know something's come over

and i think it's the lingerie

You know, I never thought I could get myself to write this sort of sleazy kind

of stuff, but it's just sleazy after all.

So we're going to pay for it, dude.

Of course, I know.

Do they have other colors?

Yeah.

It's good for America.

No.

Bye. Bye.

Hmm.

Hello.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my pussy.

See, honey?

You don't need to let stuff on you.

Just your natural self turns me on.

Natural beauty.

That's a trick.

I'm going to go take a shower.

All right?

All right.

See you later.

Have fun. Okay.

hi jill yeah you heard it too the ad for call girl academy

you're gonna go well i

don't know no i don't know

they pick you up in a white van

oh okay I'll give it a try. Why not?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Welcome to the Call Girl Academy.

You ladies of the evening have enlisted my services as mentor here,

and I will be instructing you on all the ins and outs of business.

After working under me and learning all I give you, you will be

excellent at your chosen profession.

So...

I will be taking care of both your physical and your mental conditioning.

Physical, we'll work out daily out on the grinder.

We'll run around here. We'll learn how to strengthen muscles that need to be

strengthened, firmed up where it needs to be firmed up, and loosen what needs

be loosened.

Now, as far as your mental conditioning, well, that's why we've selected this

setting, a bar.

Most of your work will be conducted in a bar.

That's where you'll find the easy marks.

What I want you to learn is how to recognize whether a guy's got a lot of

or no bucks.

How to judge whether the jewelry he's wearing is for real or war.

Got it?

But before we begin our lessons, let me know your names. Yours?

I'm Athena.

Athena.

Yes. And your name?

Carla.

Carla.

Yes. And your name?

My name is Charlie.

Charlie.

Yes, I can see we have a lot of... Wasn't there another one of us here?

Well, it doesn't matter.

I think there's enough of us here for a good lesson.

Yes, I am.

Nice to meet you. My name's Nikki.

I'm Mickey. I'm Steve.

You know what the academy is?

Yeah, kind of.

Nice to meet you.

Don't they heat this thing?

It's the beginning of summer. We'll get heated soon.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. Why would a sweet girl like you want to go to a school like this?

Well, my friends thought it would be good for me because we needed a lot of

money and they thought I'd be good as a call girl, but I'm kind of shy, so they

thought I should come here and learn how.

Speaking of that, aren't you missing your class right now? Yes.

Maybe you should take a lesson around here right now.

Yeah, sounds like fun.

Amen.

Bye.

Oh.

All right.

Oh, man.

Oh God!

That felt great.

Thanks for the added confidence.

I think I'll go back to that.

that next time you could give a needle at him.

So, when you're finished with the john, collect your money, go back to your

driver, give him a nice little tip, and split.

And that concludes our first lesson.

And you, you missed the whole lesson. I'm going to have to talk to you later

private.

Okay, girls, you're all dismissed.

See you at the pool.

Goodbye. See you at the pool.

I said you're all dismissed.

Athena and I are a little bit more experienced, and we thought we'd stick

and show you what we know so that we can move up the totem pole a little bit

quicker. You know what I mean.

Oh.

Oh, I see. Well, um...

Well, what is it that you...

you know?

Oh, that.

Oh, my.

Thank you.

Do that.

Chill. Chill.

It's clear.

No.

Yes. Look at that.

That's it.

Enough of this. We've got to get out of the exercise class.

We're late. Come on. Let's go. Out by the pool. Let's go.

One, two. One, two.

We're late. Out to the exercise class.

Oh, my. Oh.

Oh, here.

Okay.

Now. Now, ladies.

First thing we must remember here at Call Girl is we don't need more

intimate contact.

Now, first thing we have to remember here at Caldwell Institute is that we

to please.

Now, have we all been pleasing to the max?

Yes, sir.

We've heard a few complaints.

So today we're here to exercise, to get in great shape, to take care of our

clients. We want to lengthen the legs today, firm up the tops, and

strengthen the muscles down under.

Okay?

We'll get to that in a little bit.

So, first, begin.

Let's spread the legs a little bit.

Spread them a little more a little later. But for now, this will suffice.

First, to lengthen the legs so that they look nice and long once you get your

heels on, we're going to bend over one leg. Then we're going to bend over the

other leg.

Two counts, two counts, and come up to place.

And then repeat.

Are we ready?

Yes. Okay.

All right.

And to the left. And one, two, and three, four.

Come to the center to start again. And one, two, and three, four.

And come to the center. And we begin again. And one, two, and three, four.

come to the center. And one more time. Yeah. One, two, and three, four.

And the other one. Yeah.

That's it. And up. No, the other one. Don't watch me. Do it right.

God.

To the center to start again. And one, two, and three, four. And come to the

center. And we begin again. And one, two, and three, four. And come to the

center. And stop right now. Yeah, those legs you might have lengthened and

stretched out. Now we're going to go to something real important.

The all -important pelvic thrust.

now we all could use we can always use some extra work on the pelvic thrust

we're going to do two thrusts to the front let's do three plus to the three

three to the front and one circle with the hips and back to the center where we

start again with the one two three and four and one

two three four did i do that right girls yeah

let's do two to the front and uh and one circle around on three four Okay, we

all ready?

Ready. Okay, and begin.

And one, two, three, four.

And one, two, three, four.

And one, yeah, three, four. Come on, Carla, get it together. And one, two,

three, four. And one, yeah, two, that's it, three, four. Come to me. And one,

two.

One, and two, thrust, thrust. Oh, Carla, come on. That's pitiful. Get with it.

One, and bump, and around in a circle to the front.

And one, get to two, and around to the front to stop.

Okay, girls, very good, most of you.

Now, what I want you to do is I want you girls to take a jog around the premises

three times. That should be about three -quarters of a mile.

And that will give you a good workout, get your body pumping and moving into

circulation. Go and then come right back here for some more, all right?

Okay, everybody go except you.

Okay, the three of you, go. Take it away.

So what am I supposed to do?

Honey, you weren't getting in with it. You weren't working hard enough, and you

need to firm up a little bit. I think you need a little bit more private

exercise.

Uh, you want me to show you some private exercise?

Yes. Huh?

You know what it is?

Well, what did you have in - Sex.

Only typical, typical coach's instruments, you know.

These things already bust out.

Yes,

it's getting hot.

Call it bus libero.

That side there? Uh -huh.

No.

Whoa,

you can graduate in three days from here.

Oh, come on.

Okay. Okay.

um

I think you've got it.

Okay, you got it?

All right, let's go. Julia goes in front. Let's go. Come on.

You dickhead. This is the third time you've canceled on me.

Make up your mind. Do you want it or not?

I mean, you're costing me money, okay? I could have used this time slot for

somebody else.

No, don't call me back when you want it, okay? Find someone else. Bye.

Come in.

How's it going?

Sucks. This agency is such bullshit.

I just spent an hour and a half with this fucking dickhead and couldn't even

his dick card.

I lost money because of it, because I had to cancel another appointment

I was with him so long.

God.

You didn't get him to pay for it either, huh? Of course not.

No.

I don't know, I was thinking, why don't we just start our own agency?

Like, real exclusive, you know, reliable people with money, right?

Doesn't sound like a bad idea.

No. We sure can't be doing any worse than we are now.

Fuck these guys.

I don't know.

Such bullshit. This agency promised us reliable customers.

I know.

Let's start an agency that caters only to women.

That sounds even better. Yeah.

I guess we can be each other's first customers.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I love you.

Thank you.

What?

oh my god