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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,885 --> 00:00:17,605 So, yeah. Me again. Amina Hussein. 2 00:00:17,645 --> 00:00:22,084 I recently completed a PhD in Microbiology. Yay, go me. 3 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:26,244 [GIGGLES] So, yes, you could call me Dr. Hussein, 4 00:00:26,285 --> 00:00:29,404 if you felt so inclined, but, right now, 5 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:32,565 I am the lead guitarist of a punk band. 6 00:00:34,044 --> 00:00:36,684 * Bashir with the good beard * * You're so pretty * 7 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:39,084 * You're so pretty You're so pretty * 8 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:40,885 * Bashir with the good beard * 9 00:00:40,925 --> 00:00:42,605 * You've gone and disappeared * 10 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:47,764 AMINA: This was the final gig of a magical summer of gigs. 11 00:00:47,804 --> 00:00:50,205 And, oh, what a summer it had been. 12 00:00:50,245 --> 00:00:51,845 One, two, three, four! 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,005 [PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES] 14 00:00:55,044 --> 00:00:56,845 AMINA: We had crisscrossed the country 15 00:00:56,885 --> 00:01:00,684 in a beat-up VW camper van affectionately named "Karen." 16 00:01:00,724 --> 00:01:04,285 [HONKING] Oi! Pick a lane, matey-boy! 17 00:01:05,645 --> 00:01:07,724 Small to medium venues up and down England 18 00:01:07,765 --> 00:01:09,364 have reverberated with our music. 19 00:01:09,405 --> 00:01:11,364 Birmingham, we love you! 20 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,604 Hello, Liverpool. Stoke-on-Trent, let's go! 21 00:01:14,645 --> 00:01:17,324 AMINA: We had finally found our people. Our tribe. 22 00:01:17,364 --> 00:01:20,845 Let me see all my sisters down in the front. Let's go! 23 00:01:22,324 --> 00:01:23,925 Love you so much! 24 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:26,444 We had a following of not-insignificant proportions. 25 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:27,285 [ULULATING] 26 00:01:27,324 --> 00:01:29,604 Actual human fans. 27 00:01:29,645 --> 00:01:32,765 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 28 00:01:32,804 --> 00:01:35,364 OMG, Saira, um, I love you so much. 29 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:39,845 AMIRA: Only Saira seemed to find the love all a bit overwhelming. 30 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:41,125 You're, like, my favorite ever. 31 00:01:41,164 --> 00:01:43,005 OMG that's such a stupid thing to say. 32 00:01:43,045 --> 00:01:44,084 Um, you're not a Pokémon. 33 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,804 Saira. Hi. It's me, Taifa. Oh. 34 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,244 Lifestyle vlogger-hyphen- 35 00:01:48,285 --> 00:01:51,205 massive Lady Parts fan- hyphen-multi-hyphenate. 36 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,324 Did you get my DMs? 37 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:53,645 No, I don't think I did. 38 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:55,005 I'm not really online. 39 00:01:55,045 --> 00:01:56,285 Thank you for all the support. 40 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,925 It really means a lot to us. 41 00:01:57,964 --> 00:02:00,765 AMIRA: We were inspiring the next generation. 42 00:02:00,804 --> 00:02:02,324 [SQUEALS] 43 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:04,765 With a little help behind the scenes. 44 00:02:04,804 --> 00:02:05,884 Thanks, man. 45 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,205 Appreciate you. 46 00:02:07,244 --> 00:02:09,204 Stay beautiful. I'll get you a kebab. 47 00:02:09,245 --> 00:02:11,484 Don't fuck up the kick. [SUCKS TEETH] 48 00:02:11,525 --> 00:02:12,805 AMIRA: Ahsan came too. 49 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,884 Official Lady Parts roadie. Whoa. 50 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:16,125 [GRUNTS, GROANS] 51 00:02:16,164 --> 00:02:17,644 [HOOBASTANK'S "THE REASON" PLAYING] 52 00:02:17,685 --> 00:02:20,125 [HUMMING ALONG] 53 00:02:22,085 --> 00:02:23,724 AHSAN: * --that I just want you * 54 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:27,044 [SONG CONTINUES ON HEADPHONES] [LOUDLY] * To know * 55 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:32,525 * I've found a reason for me * 56 00:02:32,565 --> 00:02:38,525 * To change who I used to be * 57 00:02:38,565 --> 00:02:43,005 * A reason to start over new * 58 00:02:43,044 --> 00:02:45,324 [GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY] 59 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,405 * And the reason is you * 60 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:50,044 Oh. Ahem. 61 00:02:51,444 --> 00:02:53,764 Uh, I got you a kebab, but-- 62 00:02:53,805 --> 00:02:55,724 But I-- I can come back later. Uh-- No, thanks. 63 00:02:55,764 --> 00:02:58,285 Uh, sorry. Sorry you had to see that. 64 00:02:58,324 --> 00:02:59,764 I was just, um... 65 00:03:01,204 --> 00:03:02,764 making a massive tit of myself. 66 00:03:04,245 --> 00:03:06,204 You have a really great singing voice. 67 00:03:06,245 --> 00:03:07,444 Really? No. That's a lie. 68 00:03:07,484 --> 00:03:08,965 I'm lying to you. Please never do that again. 69 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,884 [BOTH LAUGHING] 70 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,484 [STAMMERING] 71 00:03:16,085 --> 00:03:17,324 [SIGHS] 72 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,005 [GROANING] Mm. 73 00:03:19,044 --> 00:03:20,365 [CHUCKLES] 74 00:03:20,405 --> 00:03:22,245 SAIRA: We are absolutely delighted 75 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:26,085 to be ending our tour in London, our hometown! 76 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,005 [CHEERING] 77 00:03:28,044 --> 00:03:30,685 Grotty, disgusting, beautiful London. 78 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:32,245 You have our heart. 79 00:03:34,724 --> 00:03:37,365 [ULULATING] 80 00:03:42,444 --> 00:03:44,604 AMINA: And with the tour finally over, 81 00:03:44,644 --> 00:03:47,204 we returned home to our mothership. 82 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:49,085 Damn, it's good to be back. 83 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,285 [CHUCKLES] [INHALES DEEPLY] 84 00:03:51,324 --> 00:03:52,924 Stale farts and big dreams. 85 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,245 Mm. It stinks. 86 00:03:56,085 --> 00:03:57,164 Ah. 87 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,764 Saira, what are all these? Mm-hm? 88 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:01,204 [SUCKS TEETH, INHALES DEEPLY] 89 00:04:01,245 --> 00:04:03,525 Ah, don't worry about it. 90 00:04:03,565 --> 00:04:05,005 The council have been threatening 91 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:06,884 to turn our womancave into posh flats 92 00:04:06,924 --> 00:04:08,324 for the past six years, 93 00:04:08,365 --> 00:04:10,164 but it never goes through because, lucky for us, 94 00:04:10,204 --> 00:04:12,164 we're built on a highly unstable sinkhole, 95 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,845 so, eat shit, capitalism. 96 00:04:13,884 --> 00:04:15,125 Wait, what? 97 00:04:15,164 --> 00:04:19,204 Mm, so nice to finally get to relax, kick back. 98 00:04:19,245 --> 00:04:20,964 Game plan. Next steps. 99 00:04:21,005 --> 00:04:22,165 You know what we've got to do. [GASPS] 100 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:24,245 A relaxing spa weekend? 101 00:04:24,284 --> 00:04:26,125 A treat for all our hard work? 102 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,005 No, Amina. Not a relaxing spa weekend. 103 00:04:29,045 --> 00:04:31,805 We are going to record an album. 104 00:04:31,844 --> 00:04:33,284 An album? A hit record. 105 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:35,725 An opus. Our music immortalized. 106 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:37,245 SAIRA: Verily 'tis true. 107 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:40,284 We can pull a middling crowd to a not-so-shit venue. 108 00:04:40,324 --> 00:04:42,204 We have a fanbase, thank you, Taz. 109 00:04:42,245 --> 00:04:43,605 Pleasure. But now it's time 110 00:04:43,644 --> 00:04:45,805 to lay down our legacy. Drum roll please. 111 00:04:48,485 --> 00:04:51,245 [INHALES DEEPLY] We, us, Lady Parts, 112 00:04:51,284 --> 00:04:52,884 will be recording our debut album 113 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:57,644 with the legendary Dirty Mahmood at Molico Studios. 114 00:04:57,685 --> 00:04:59,844 He's back in the UK for a little stint next month, 115 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,365 he said he'd squeeze us in. 116 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:02,644 Aw, shit! No way! 117 00:05:02,685 --> 00:05:04,404 Yes! No way! 118 00:05:04,444 --> 00:05:08,404 [LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 119 00:05:08,444 --> 00:05:09,925 Who are you talking about? 120 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:11,605 Mm? 121 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,884 Dirty Mahmood. 122 00:05:13,925 --> 00:05:16,725 Only the greatest producer of all time. 123 00:05:16,764 --> 00:05:21,005 He's a legend. A maverick. A maestro of the mixing desk. 124 00:05:21,045 --> 00:05:22,125 [BLOWS] 125 00:05:22,165 --> 00:05:24,404 [COUGHING] 126 00:05:24,444 --> 00:05:28,884 He produced all seven incredible albums of Sister Squire. 127 00:05:28,925 --> 00:05:31,005 Um, Sister who? 128 00:05:31,045 --> 00:05:32,165 Who? Who? 129 00:05:32,204 --> 00:05:33,524 Who? Who? Who? 130 00:05:33,565 --> 00:05:34,805 Who? Who? 131 00:05:34,844 --> 00:05:36,005 [SCOFFS] 132 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:39,165 What is this, an owl sanctuary, am I right? 133 00:05:39,204 --> 00:05:40,805 [CHUCKLES] AMINA: I didn't know it, 134 00:05:40,844 --> 00:05:43,764 but Sister Squire, aka Samia Sheikh, 135 00:05:43,805 --> 00:05:45,045 was our foremother. 136 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:47,565 The first ever Muslim woman punk. 137 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:50,605 Not that she ever referred to herself as such. 138 00:05:50,644 --> 00:05:53,404 A cult figure with one breakthrough hit, 139 00:05:53,444 --> 00:05:55,165 "Monkey Man Dance," 140 00:05:55,204 --> 00:05:57,204 a biting critique of the imperialist 141 00:05:57,245 --> 00:05:58,925 white supremacist heteropatriarchy. 142 00:05:58,964 --> 00:06:00,324 [MONKEY CHATTERS] Ow. 143 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:01,964 Yeah, but, Saira, Mahmood's only agreed 144 00:06:02,005 --> 00:06:03,485 to waive his producer fee. 145 00:06:03,524 --> 00:06:05,725 We still gotta pay studio time and the sound engineer. 146 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:08,444 I know, it's fine. Whatever we made this summer from gigging 147 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:10,284 just throw that at it. Job's a good'un. 148 00:06:10,324 --> 00:06:12,485 Saira, we need 2000. Pounds? 149 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:14,125 No, shillings. [SCOFFS] 150 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,524 And we only made 200. 151 00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:16,805 Pounds? 152 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,084 Pounds, yes, pounds. 153 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,365 That's it? We-- We played, like, 30 gigs. 154 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:23,444 MOMTAZ [SIGHS]: Gigging at this level doesn't pay. 155 00:06:23,485 --> 00:06:26,605 Taz, now we need a gig that does pay to afford studio time. 156 00:06:26,644 --> 00:06:28,284 You say that like it's easy. 157 00:06:28,324 --> 00:06:31,324 I believe in you. We're recording this album. 158 00:06:31,365 --> 00:06:33,485 AMINA: Taz had her work cut out for her, 159 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:36,165 butpour moi, band life was going great, 160 00:06:36,204 --> 00:06:37,524 and so was work. 161 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,045 I had landed a dream job 162 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:43,605 at Queen Elizabeth Institute for Stem Cell Research. 163 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:46,204 Things were finally going my way. 164 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:47,925 Wanna know why? 165 00:06:47,964 --> 00:06:50,644 Because I was in my villain era. 166 00:06:51,925 --> 00:06:54,204 After all, I had learned the hard way 167 00:06:54,245 --> 00:06:55,644 that trying to please everyone 168 00:06:55,685 --> 00:06:58,404 had a tendency to explode in one's face. 169 00:06:58,444 --> 00:06:59,964 Yeah, it's a family emergency. 170 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,524 Oh, no, not family emergency. Aw! 171 00:07:01,565 --> 00:07:03,045 Amina. Right back, promise. 172 00:07:03,084 --> 00:07:04,404 Do you have any idea what you've done? 173 00:07:04,444 --> 00:07:06,444 [THINKING] Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 174 00:07:06,485 --> 00:07:09,764 So my new MO: Doing exactly what I want, 175 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,084 on my terms, my way. 176 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,485 Let me show you. 177 00:07:13,524 --> 00:07:15,005 Amina. Dr. Saunders. 178 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:16,565 Now, I've told you, Amina, call me Jimmy. 179 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:18,165 Now, listen, I'm terribly sorry, but, um, 180 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,524 I'll need you to stay tonight to cover the liver disease tests. 181 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,284 I'm sorry, but as I detailed to you in my e-mail last week, 182 00:07:23,324 --> 00:07:25,365 I have a hard out at 5:30 p.m. on Wednesdays 183 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:26,925 due to prior and pressing commitments. 184 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:31,125 Look, I'm always happy to help, but I require 48 hours' notice. 185 00:07:31,165 --> 00:07:33,045 Good day to you. 186 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:34,805 Right. 187 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:37,404 [***] 188 00:07:37,444 --> 00:07:40,204 I am not a people-pleasing yes-woman. 189 00:07:40,245 --> 00:07:42,524 I'm a bad mother with boundaries. 190 00:07:42,565 --> 00:07:45,685 Non-negotiables. Thank you. Thank you. 191 00:07:45,725 --> 00:07:47,444 Villain era, baby. 192 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,084 [GIGGLES] 193 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,844 Meanwhile, Taz was hard at work 194 00:07:51,884 --> 00:07:53,925 trying to find paid jobs so we could afford 195 00:07:53,964 --> 00:07:56,485 to record the album of Saira's dreams. 196 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:58,404 [PHONE RINGING] 197 00:07:58,444 --> 00:07:59,605 [GASPS] 198 00:07:59,644 --> 00:08:02,005 She was working around the clock. 199 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:03,844 You get it. You get it. No, you get it. 200 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,644 [ARGUE INDISTINCTLY] 201 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:09,284 Momtaz Records, receptionist here. 202 00:08:09,324 --> 00:08:11,404 How may I help you? 203 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:15,365 Oh, of course, just let me patch you through. 204 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:17,284 [IMITATES STATIC] 205 00:08:19,245 --> 00:08:20,964 It's a promoter. Which promoter? 206 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:22,084 I don't know. 207 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,964 [EXCLAIMS SOFTLY] 208 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,005 Momtaz here. Heh. 209 00:08:26,045 --> 00:08:29,764 Gary, mate, you all right? Yeah, yeah. How's the daughter? 210 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:32,605 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant. Yeah, no, 211 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:34,404 I was just calling around seeing if, uh, 212 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:36,404 you had anything for my band. 213 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:41,284 Yeah, w-- We-- We'd love to play Transcience Fest. 214 00:08:41,325 --> 00:08:44,164 Transcience Fest. [SQUEALS SOFTLY] 215 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,725 How much does it pay? 216 00:08:48,284 --> 00:08:50,564 No, sorry, no, no, we need to get paid. 217 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:53,445 [SUCKING TEETH] What, unproven? 218 00:08:53,485 --> 00:08:57,245 Right, we've got serious clout. You-- You've seen our following. 219 00:08:59,044 --> 00:09:02,644 Wait, what other Muslim band? What-- What do you mean? Who? 220 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,804 [***] 221 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:10,485 Oh, shit. 222 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:13,125 Oh, shit. 223 00:09:23,445 --> 00:09:26,524 [***] 224 00:09:28,644 --> 00:09:30,445 MA: It does sort of seem like a date. 225 00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:32,965 Ma, it's not. Ahsan friend-zoned me. 226 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,684 It was brutal, if you recall. 227 00:09:34,725 --> 00:09:36,485 AHSAN: I should have been clear: 228 00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:39,284 I really like you, but just, you know, as a friend. 229 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:42,804 Plus, he said his colleague's just started these folk nights 230 00:09:42,845 --> 00:09:45,125 and he needs a crowd to help get momentum. 231 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:46,404 You know, bums on seats. 232 00:09:46,445 --> 00:09:47,644 So you're a bum-on-seat. 233 00:09:47,684 --> 00:09:49,884 Nothing more, ah, nothing less. 234 00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:54,644 How do I look? 235 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:56,524 Lose the hat. 236 00:09:57,644 --> 00:09:59,605 Really? It's just a bit appropriate-y. 237 00:09:59,644 --> 00:10:01,284 We didn't raise you on a Kansas prairie. 238 00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:02,684 [SIGHS] Fine. 239 00:10:02,725 --> 00:10:04,644 [***] 240 00:10:06,924 --> 00:10:09,564 [PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY] 241 00:10:09,605 --> 00:10:12,684 AMINA: Oh, wow. Nice. Hm! 242 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,684 I thought you might like it. Hm. 243 00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:16,284 Are you gonna play something? 244 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,524 Oh, maybe, if the feeling takes me. 245 00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:20,164 Oh. [AMINA GIGGLES] 246 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,884 Ahsan. Oh, hey, bro, thanks for coming. 247 00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:26,205 Yeah, no worries. Unh. Oh. 248 00:10:26,245 --> 00:10:28,325 Uh, Billy, this is Amina. 249 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:31,245 She's an insane guitarist and singer. 250 00:10:31,284 --> 00:10:33,365 Uh, and this is Billy. Uh, we work together at uni. 251 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:34,524 Uh, colleague. 252 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:37,005 Uh, your event looks amazing. 253 00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:39,924 Yeah, thanks. Been, you know, cooking it in my mind palace 254 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,404 for a few years now and, it's-- 255 00:10:41,445 --> 00:10:43,325 Ah, it's finally come to fruition, you know? 256 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:44,764 Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:48,725 So, um, insane guitarist, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 258 00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:50,804 We gonna-- We gonna hear you play? 259 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:53,245 Oh, I don't know if I will. But are you going to play? 260 00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:55,245 Yeah. Yeah, maybe a tu-- Tune or two, 261 00:10:55,284 --> 00:10:57,284 if the feeling takes me. You know? 262 00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:59,125 That's exactly what I said. 263 00:10:59,164 --> 00:11:01,684 [BOTH LAUGHING] 264 00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:03,684 Ahsan, isn't that what I said? Yeah. 265 00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:06,245 [LAUGHS] 266 00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:08,205 [***] 267 00:11:08,245 --> 00:11:09,404 Well, um... 268 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:13,965 Well, yeah, let's, uh-- Let's make a pact. 269 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:18,845 If I play, you play. Deal? 270 00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:26,485 [SIZZLING] Deal. 271 00:11:26,524 --> 00:11:27,804 AMIRA: Was it just me 272 00:11:27,845 --> 00:11:30,845 or could you smell something burning? 273 00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:33,125 It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 274 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:34,284 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 275 00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,205 [GASPS SOFTLY] 276 00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:40,485 Yikes, sorry. Heh-heh. 277 00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:42,325 Should have warned you, he's pretty pretentious. 278 00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:44,684 It's like Clint Eastwood called, he wants his hat back. 279 00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:46,445 [SIGHS] 280 00:11:46,485 --> 00:11:48,085 Hey, guys, Taifa here. 281 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,644 This is our cover of Ladyparts' "Bashir With the Good Beard." 282 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:53,485 Don't forget to like and follow. 283 00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:55,564 So, as you guys know, I don't really... 284 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:58,684 The fuck? They're using our music to get famous. 285 00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:01,365 This is fucked up! Nah, come on, it's a compliment. 286 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:03,804 What's that imitation flattery thing? 287 00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:06,365 How the hell did they get so big so fast anyway? Yeah? 288 00:12:06,404 --> 00:12:07,884 It doesn't make any sense. 289 00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:09,524 I swear that it was, what, 10 minutes ago 290 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:10,965 that she was sniffing around your ass. 291 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,085 Ah-- Taifa's a beauty influencer. 292 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,284 I mean, she had a following pretty much ready to go. 293 00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:17,284 She's got brand sponsorships, the works. 294 00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:18,924 She's-- I mean, she's savvy. 295 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,085 Yeah, Imani's obsessed with her. Mm. 296 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,005 It's really cute. Beauty influencer. 297 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:24,485 Beauty influencer? 298 00:12:24,524 --> 00:12:26,924 I thought she was just Saira's creepy little stan. 299 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:27,924 What? 300 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,005 [***] 301 00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:31,485 Oh, my God. 302 00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:34,325 [INHALES DEEPLY] They're called Second Wife. 303 00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:38,205 Fuck, that's good. It's really good. 304 00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:40,125 It's good. So good. 305 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,245 We have to play Transcience Fest, 306 00:12:42,284 --> 00:12:43,884 even if it doesn't pay us. Oh, n-- 307 00:12:43,924 --> 00:12:46,284 We can't let them do the show and we don't. 308 00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:48,884 Otherwise, what's next? 309 00:12:48,924 --> 00:12:52,284 They get offered all the shows that are meant for us. 310 00:12:52,325 --> 00:12:54,644 SAHAR: Uh, okay, sisters... Yeah. 311 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,485 ...are really going to buy into the narrative 312 00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,284 that there is only one slot for us? Hm? 313 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:02,284 Only one band of Muslim women allowed to exist? 314 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:05,404 When our whole thing is that we support 315 00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:08,365 the greater sisterhood, right, Saira? 316 00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:10,725 [WHISPERS] Think about it. 317 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,725 We're getting away from the point. 318 00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:15,884 Our focus should be recording the album. 319 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,445 That's all that matters. [SIGHS] 320 00:13:18,485 --> 00:13:21,325 But yes, we will play Transcience Fest. 321 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,564 Yes, mate. Yeah, we will. 322 00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:25,085 Yeah, we will. And I'll tell you why. 323 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,485 Because it's tactical. It's tactical. 324 00:13:26,524 --> 00:13:28,205 [ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 325 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,485 BILLY: * In colors On the snowy linen land * 326 00:13:30,524 --> 00:13:33,164 [BILLY PLAYING DON McLEAN'S "VINCENT"] 327 00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:35,325 * Now I understand * 328 00:13:36,284 --> 00:13:38,365 [SIGHS] He's playing Don McLean. 329 00:13:38,404 --> 00:13:39,965 I love Don McLean. * What you tried to say to me * 330 00:13:40,005 --> 00:13:41,605 Yeah. Don's a don, innit? 331 00:13:41,644 --> 00:13:45,644 * How you suffered For your sanity * 332 00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:49,684 * How you tried To set them free * 333 00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:58,445 * They did not listen They did not know how * 334 00:14:00,564 --> 00:14:05,284 * Perhaps they'll listen now * 335 00:14:05,325 --> 00:14:08,125 [SIGHS] Hm. 336 00:14:13,445 --> 00:14:17,205 [WHOOPING AND CHEERING LOUDLY] 337 00:14:17,245 --> 00:14:18,325 Yeah! 338 00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:24,205 Whoo! 339 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,965 So, Amina, how's the new job going? 340 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,644 Amina? Amina? 341 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:36,125 Hi, everyone, I'm Amina. 342 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:38,924 [CROWD APPLAUDS] 343 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:41,365 Um... 344 00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:44,445 Um, I told Billy that if he played a song, so would I. 345 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,005 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Little did I know 346 00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:49,284 he had every intention of performing, so, heh, um-- 347 00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:52,284 Whoo! Anyway, uh, this is a song I-- 348 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,965 Uh, I used to sing as a kid. 349 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,684 It's really a duet, but... 350 00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:59,044 it still works, I think. 351 00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:01,365 [LUKEWARM APPLAUSE] [CLEARS THROAT] 352 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:04,524 [PLAYING EXTREME'S "MORE THAN WORDS" 353 00:15:11,365 --> 00:15:13,764 * Sayin' "I love you" * 354 00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:19,325 * Is not the words I want to hear from you * 355 00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:23,085 * It's not that I want you * Whoo! 356 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,684 * Not to say * 357 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:30,684 [HALTINGLY] * But if you only knew * 358 00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:34,445 * Only knew * 359 00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:36,725 [THINKING] Shit, the words, what were the words? 360 00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:37,725 So sorry. 361 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,284 Brain? Please come back. 362 00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:42,365 Why can't I perform without the band? Oh! 363 00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:52,485 * How easy it would be * 364 00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:56,284 * To show me how you feel * 365 00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:58,245 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 366 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,164 [CLEARS THROAT] 367 00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:08,205 AMINA & BILLY: * More than words * 368 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:13,485 * Is all you have to do To make it real * 369 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:20,485 * Then you wouldn't have to say That you love me... * 370 00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:26,085 * 'Cause I'd already know * 371 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:30,284 * What would you say * 372 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:34,284 * If I took those words away? * 373 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:38,725 * Then you couldn't Make things new * 374 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,965 * Just by saying * 375 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:47,125 * "I love you" * 376 00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:51,005 [AHSAN GROANING] 377 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,284 * La-di-da-da-di-da- * 378 00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,924 * Di-da * [LAUGHS] 379 00:16:56,965 --> 00:17:02,164 * More than words * 380 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:12,725 Oh, you really shot yourself in the foot with that one. 381 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,324 What do you mean? You told me 382 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,205 she likes rootin' tootin' dad music, 383 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,804 so I took her to a folk night. 384 00:17:17,844 --> 00:17:19,084 What I told you 385 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,604 was to take her to see some wheezy, crusty old men 386 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,324 trying to rekindle some former glory, 387 00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:24,925 not to take her to see 388 00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:28,364 some sexy, brooding, hokey-cokey -folky white boy with guitar, 389 00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:30,564 all flushed with youth and whatnot. 390 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:33,524 That is her kryptonite. What are you saying? 391 00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:35,284 What I'm saying, if you'd listen, 392 00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:37,445 is that this white boy's prettier than you. 393 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:40,645 And you just got owned. [LAUGHS WHEEZILY] 394 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,885 How's he prettier than me? I-- I'm pretty, damn it! 395 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:45,084 Listen, I'm not saying 396 00:17:45,124 --> 00:17:46,844 he's objectively prettier than you, you nimrod. 397 00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:50,044 What I'm saying is that we live in a white supremacist society, 398 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:51,604 and them's the rules. [SCOFFS] 399 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:53,804 Which motherfucker decided that them creepy, 400 00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:56,685 freakish, slopey, small button noses were superior 401 00:17:56,725 --> 00:18:00,564 to my characterful, unrepentant, unapologetic shnoz, yeah? 402 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,844 Our white overlords, that's who. 403 00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,205 That's why we hate ourselves. 404 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:06,324 That's why they're prettier than you. 405 00:18:06,364 --> 00:18:09,445 Look, whatever. Amina's not that basic. 406 00:18:09,485 --> 00:18:11,804 [LAUGHING] She's-- 407 00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:15,324 She's not just going to prefer someone because he's white. 408 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:20,284 Have you seen her bedroom wall of fame? 409 00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:23,645 [***] 410 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,485 Whiter than Christmas. 411 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:32,205 Listen. 412 00:18:34,604 --> 00:18:37,364 Enough of this bullshit "laddy-lad, how's it going mate, 413 00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:39,804 how's it going, pal" bollocks, all right? 414 00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:42,604 You really gut-punched my girl when you turned her down, 415 00:18:42,645 --> 00:18:45,205 and now there's only one route left for you. 416 00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:47,245 And what's that? 417 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:56,764 Grand gesture or bust. 418 00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:01,564 TAIFA: This is our cover of Lady Parts' 419 00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:03,084 "Bashir With the Good Beard." 420 00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:04,645 Don't forget to like and follow! Enjoy! 421 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,445 Isn't imitation the highest form of flattery? 422 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:07,645 Yes, exactly. 423 00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:09,124 Not when we're getting shafted. 424 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,364 No one's getting shafted. 425 00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:11,965 Can we please just concentrate on the album? 426 00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:15,205 We need new material. Song ideas, come on. 427 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,485 Um... 428 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:17,965 AMINA: After my girlboss, 429 00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:20,084 scorching hot performance at the folk night, 430 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:23,844 courtesy of villain era, I was sort of riding high. 431 00:19:23,885 --> 00:19:27,645 I wanted to write a song, nay, an anthem. 432 00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:29,044 I was thinking we could-- 433 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,485 [ALL CHATTING INDISTINCTLY] 434 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:32,764 [LOUDLY] I was thinking... Whoa! 435 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,284 ...we could write a song about strong women in their power 436 00:19:36,324 --> 00:19:39,165 who also have boundaries and non-negotiables. 437 00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,405 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 438 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:43,524 Catchy. 439 00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,764 Is this about you being in your beast mode. 440 00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:47,405 My villain era. Correct. 441 00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:50,284 Saying yes to things I want, no to things I don't. 442 00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:52,604 So like, a basic girl-power song. 443 00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:54,965 [CHUCKLING] No. No, no, no, no, no. 444 00:19:55,005 --> 00:20:00,124 It is not a basic girl-power song. It is very specific. 445 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,564 Done her homework. 446 00:20:01,604 --> 00:20:04,604 [INHALES SHARPLY] Let's have a little read. So... 447 00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:10,764 "Jimmy ate my yoghurt, now he's putting it back in the fridge." 448 00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:12,245 Oh, no. 449 00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,604 My boss, Dr. Saunders, Jimmy, 450 00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:16,005 he's always crossing my boundaries. 451 00:20:16,044 --> 00:20:18,245 He's eating my yoghurt out the fridge and then 452 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,844 he's putting it back half-eaten. Hm. 453 00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:24,764 [RHYTHMICALLY] "I got your e-mail, Jimmy, you sent it at night. 454 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:28,604 You expect a response, but I'm tucked in tight." 455 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:31,844 Yeah, that is a violation. 456 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,084 Right? 457 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,804 [INHALES, EXHALES] 458 00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,604 [MOUTHS] Please. 459 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,804 All right, fuck it. Let's do a girl power anthem. 460 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:44,965 [LAUGHING] Yay! 461 00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:47,965 [DRIVING GUITAR PLAYING] 462 00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:54,645 I hope this song finds you well, Jimmy. 463 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:59,364 * Jimmy ate my yoghurt Now he's putting it back * 464 00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:01,844 * I used to ignore ya Now I'm playing attack * 465 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,405 * I dropped the defense Now I've got you in my scope * 466 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:07,084 * Jimmy, back away From the fridge slowly * 467 00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:09,604 * Got your e-mail, Jimmy You sent it at night * 468 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,364 * You expect a response But I'm tucked in tight * 469 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,885 * I'm different now, Jimmy I'm in my power * 470 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:18,764 * I'll respond to your e-mail At a reasonable hour * 471 00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:23,965 * At a reasonable hour At a reasonable hour * 472 00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:30,764 * At a reasonable hour * 473 00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,124 [ULULATING] 474 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,764 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 475 00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:37,245 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks given * 476 00:21:37,284 --> 00:21:39,844 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 477 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:42,364 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks * 478 00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:45,044 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 479 00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:47,564 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks given * 480 00:21:47,604 --> 00:21:50,445 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 481 00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:53,364 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks given * 482 00:21:54,084 --> 00:21:55,965 * Given Given * 483 00:21:58,205 --> 00:22:00,564 * You ask me to work late But I'm all done * 484 00:22:00,604 --> 00:22:03,284 * Off the clock, punched out Time for fun * 485 00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:05,564 * You ask me where I'm going So I tell you the truth * 486 00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,925 * Jimmy boy I'm going to a spin class * 487 00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:10,685 * Kind regards, best wishes * * Eat shit * 488 00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:13,084 * Yours truly, sincerely * * This bitch * 489 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,965 * But I'm different now, Jimmy I'm in my power * 490 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:19,804 * I'll respond to your e-mail At a reasonable hour * 491 00:22:19,844 --> 00:22:24,885 * At a reasonable hour At a reasonable hour * 492 00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:31,084 * At a reasonable hour * 493 00:22:31,124 --> 00:22:32,725 [ULULATING] 494 00:22:32,764 --> 00:22:35,524 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 495 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,844 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks given * 496 00:22:37,885 --> 00:22:40,645 * Self-care, bad bitch I'm a villain, I'm a villain * 497 00:22:40,685 --> 00:22:43,764 * Out of office e-mail Saying zero fucks given * 498 00:23:02,604 --> 00:23:06,764 * Saying zero fucks given Given. Given * 499 00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:08,925 [CHEERING] 500 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:12,165 You are fucking amazing. Thank you so much. 501 00:23:12,205 --> 00:23:14,005 [LAUGHING] Oh, man! 502 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:15,165 That was such a feeling. So good! 503 00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:16,284 [CHEERING] 504 00:23:16,324 --> 00:23:17,604 AMIRA: We were a triumph. 505 00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:20,804 My villain era was already paying off. 506 00:23:20,844 --> 00:23:21,764 I think they liked it. 507 00:23:21,804 --> 00:23:23,604 No, no, no, no, no. They loved it. 508 00:23:23,645 --> 00:23:26,165 AMIRA: Good luck to whoever had to follow that. 509 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:29,044 ANNOUNCER: You're a beautiful audience! And welcome to the stage now... 510 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,124 Second Wife. 511 00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:33,405 [***] 512 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:44,445 TAIFA: So you heard "Bashir with the Good Beard" tonight. 513 00:23:44,485 --> 00:23:46,245 [CROWD CHEERING] 514 00:23:46,284 --> 00:23:47,604 Ladyparts were great. 515 00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:50,284 They're my inspiration, and I heart them. 516 00:23:50,324 --> 00:23:52,084 FAN: We love you, Taifa! 517 00:23:52,124 --> 00:23:55,685 But now wanna hear an update on an old classic? 518 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,885 [APPLAUSE] Excuse me. 519 00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,524 Old classic? 520 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,124 TAIFA: All right. Let's go. 521 00:24:01,165 --> 00:24:05,965 * Why won't you love me? Why won't you text me back? * 522 00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:11,044 * Leave me on read And ghost me like I'm dead * 523 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:15,645 * Are my clothes too tight? Do I love too much? * 524 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:21,324 * You say I'm not polite I say fuck you very much * 525 00:24:21,364 --> 00:24:24,685 * Bashir with the good beard You're so pretty * 526 00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:26,445 * You're so pretty You're so pretty * 527 00:24:26,485 --> 00:24:30,245 * Bashir with the good beard You say you think I'm weird * 528 00:24:30,284 --> 00:24:31,965 AMIRA: And there it was. 529 00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:35,844 The crowd loved them, but it was our song. 530 00:24:35,885 --> 00:24:38,725 Were we being replaced? Updated? 531 00:24:38,764 --> 00:24:41,485 Like a new iOS in the night. 532 00:24:41,524 --> 00:24:46,284 * Look what they've done To my song, Ma * 533 00:24:46,324 --> 00:24:48,645 [MELANIE'S "LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY SONG, MA" PLAYING] 534 00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:54,084 * Look what they've done To my song * 535 00:24:54,124 --> 00:24:57,645 * Well, it's the only thing That I could do half right * 536 00:24:57,685 --> 00:25:01,084 * And it's turning out All wrong, Ma * 537 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,044 Stop, stop. 538 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:08,165 [CROWD CHEERING] 539 00:25:08,205 --> 00:25:13,324 * Look what they've done To my song, Ma * 540 00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:20,284 * Ma, look what they've done To my song * 541 00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:23,604 * It's the only thing I could do all right * 542 00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:26,124 * And they turned it Upside down * 543 00:25:26,165 --> 00:25:32,524 * Oh, Ma, look what They've done to my song * 544 00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:36,844 * Look what they've done To my-- * 37618

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