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So, welcome back.

Welcome back to my home.

My man.

My designer collection.

Luxury living. How good is it!

Such a fabulous view, Mel!

And fabulous company to share it with.

You know who I am.

I'm Melissa and I made a truckload of money

investing in shares.

16%! You are amazing!

I invest for clients, everyone from CEOs to surgeons,

friends and wealthy neighbours, even the pool guy.

My best friend Angie.

- Hip, hip... -Hooray!

And my new friend George.

I'm gonna park some serious cash with you

and at some point I'm gonna want it back. Clean.

But I was being spied on by ASIC.

They're kind of like corporate cops.

Would you spend that much on a dress?

If it were my money and I hadn't stolen it?

They claimed I was running a scam,

a Ponzi scheme. Me!

- And eventually...

- ..they turned up at my door. - Melissa Caddick?

I have a warrant to search your house.

I don't understand what you're looking for.

Evidence of financial fraud. Items gained by deception.

And my beautiful, beautiful world

totally went to shit.

Mum? Are you OK?

I'm fine, sweetheart.

Everything's fine.

Who's the best, huh?

Who's the best in the business? You show 'em, baby.

You da bestest, Mr Fishy!

Mr Koletti? I need to speak with Ms Caddick.

Perhaps you could get her for me.

Melissa!

You up there?

Oh, Phoebe. You're still here. Fantastic.

Just letting you know we're done for today.

Well, are you sure,

because, wow, there is a banana still here.

Or, um... Well, all the food in the fridge.

Not much in there. I checked.

You are making a big mistake.

I'm actually worried for you, not me.

I'll see you Friday morning.

- For the court hearing. - Can't wait.

Jesus.

What the actual fuck?

Yeah, don't start, Anthony.

Don't start?! Are you kidding?

What's the time? I need to get organised.

What do you mean?

- What's happening now? - Nothing. It's all good.

It's a mistake. I can fix it.

Wh... It's a pretty big mistake.

I mean, Federal Police here 12, 13 hours!

Yeah, could you calm down?

Lissa, I had cops in my bedroom, walk-in, up my arse!

They went through my studio.

I don't even know what they're looking for!

YOUR studio?

Your bedroom?

I paid for this house. Every inch of it.

I know. I just... I don't know what's happening.

Sorry.

Sorry, sweetheart. I'm...

OK, look...

They have made some giant stuff-up at ASIC.

How?

They found an irregularity in the accounts

or they think they have.

- So they send the Feds? - Mm. Yeah.

Yep, they're trying to scare me.

But...all the stuff you do is all legit, yeah?

What do you think?

What, you don't trust me?

You are the smartest person ever, OK?

I trust you 100%.

100.

Is that all?

It's out of 100.

Isn't it?

Yes. Sweetheart.

Why don't we get a... get a drink, yeah? Vodka?

Yeah.

♪ It's A Jungle Out There

♪ It's a jungle out there

♪ Oh, oh, ohhh

♪ Ah, ooh ♪ It's a jungle out there

♪ Oh, oh. ♪

So listen, my love.

I need you to man up.

OK? Be strong.

And if the shit hits the fan,

I need you to look after Josh.

But what... What shit, what fan?

Alright, just... If something happens to me.

Oh, you're freaking me out, Mel. What's gonna happen?

OK, Christ, Anthony!

- Just...be here. - Mm-hm.

Do nothing, say nothing to anyone

until I get this sorted.

OK, OK, OK.

Hey.

I love you.

I love you too.

You know that.

Ooh, yummy. Pappadums.

So is the beef good?

- Spicy? - Mm.

Josh, how are you going?

Haven't you got that big game at school tomorrow?

If I get there.

Of course you'll be there.

OK. Um...

Look. Today.

I'm not exactly sure

but I think someone is trying to frame me.

They've just made a bullshit complaint

to the regulator

and ASIC, it's not their fault,

they have to investigate.

Someone framing you! That is just outrageous.

Yeah, well, it's business and it will get sorted.

Your mum doesn't take any shit.

No. And, you know, it's good that ASIC are on the case

because they will figure it all out

and they will find the real culprit.

ASICS. Like the shoes?

No, it's the financial regulator, hon.

It's a little bit different.

- I was joking. - Oh. Oh, right.

Oh, it's confusing, but.

When they showed up and said 'ASIC' I thought shoes.

I was like, "Whoa! Lucky I'm wearing Nike."

Seriously, I looked down.

I was like, "What am I wearing?"

- Oh! - I thought it!

I was kidding!

No, you weren't. You actually thought it.

Let's Stay Up Till The Morning

♪ Let's stay up till the mornin'

♪ Let's get out while he's talkin'

♪ Let's stay up till the mornin'

♪ Now we gettin' heated

♪ Got no inhibitions

♪ Throw me in the deep end

♪ You're my new religion

♪ Havin' such a good time

♪ Bangin' on the blindside

♪ Naked and I'm speechless

♪ No, nothin' can beat this This... ♪

So, can we knock?

It's open.

You're a good boy.

Are you alright?

Not the hair!

- See you in the morning. - Yeah.

Babe?

You OK?

You coming to bed?

In a minute.

OK. Sure you're OK?

See you in bed.

Like I said before,

I'm not good with heights or pain.

Time for plan B.

♪ Guns At My Head

♪ Guns are at my brain I can almost feel the pain

♪ I see the person I will never be again

♪ Visions play in my head Next to me my death

♪ Too late to plan tomorrow The things I never did... ♪

Hi. You've reached Melissa Caddick.

I can't take your call right now.

Please leave your name and number.

Phoebe Quinn. Ms Caddick, where are you?

We have a Federal Court judge waiting.

You were instructed to join via video link.

If you don't show up, you can be jailed for contempt. And...

Koletti's here.

Hello, Mr Koletti. Is Ms Caddick there?

No. She's not with you?

It's an online Federal Court session.

She is required by law to appear.

Yeah, I don't know where she is.

I haven't seen her. She...left.

I thought she'd gone for a run but...

- This is when? Today? - Yesterday.

Like super early morning.

You haven't seen her since then?

Have you spoken to the police?

No.

I thought she'd turn up.

You need to report her missing, Mr Koletti,

as soon as possible.

-Yeah. - Immediately.

And if you do see or speak to her,

she is to contact us, do you understand?

Yes.

She's done a runner.

Yeah, you think?

She has a massive head start.

Um, Melissa Caddick.

She was due to surrender her passport yesterday.

If you can check...

Caddick.

His wife's missing for 30 hours and he doesn't tell anyone.

He was probably too scared to do anything

without her permission.

Yes, hi.

Right.

Can we alert... Yes, please. Thanks.

Melissa kept her passport.

Great.

Well, she's just touching down in Ecuador.

She left these behind.

Her car's still in the drive.

OK, um, and has Melissa ever done anything like this before?

Not really. I mean, no, not without her phone,

- her purse. - Mm-hm.

And the last conversation that you had with your wife.

Do you recall?

Babe.

You OK?

You coming to bed?

In a minute.

What time was this?

Oh, I don't know. Midnight-ish?

And did she come to bed?

I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.

So did you or anyone

actually see Melissa leave the house?

Ah, Josh said he heard the front door close

- at 5:00, 5.30. -Mm-hm.

I think we just both assumed she'd gone for a run.

Were you worried?

No. Not at that point.

What did you do?

I don't know. I waited.

I just did what I do. I took my stepson to school.

I fed the fish.

I cleaned up a bit.

She's still not home.

I reckon she's, you know, gone somewhere to bunker down,

come up with a plan to fix everything.

What, she can't do that here? And why wouldn't she call?

Look, the last thing she said to me was

be strong, be cool, she'll get this sorted

so I reckon that's what she's doing now.

Is Mum gonna go to jail?

What? No!

You know your mum. She'll come out, you know,

... guns blazing.

Hey.

We need to stay strong.

My... My wife is someone who stays on top of things.

You know?

She'll have a plan, is all I'm saying.

Missing! I'm so sorry. You must be worried sick.

- Melissa would always call. - She would.

I don't know what's happening.

- You spoke to Anthony? - He's not saying much.

He reckons that she's gone to ground.

Melissa is under a lot of pressure at the moment.

She's being looked at

- by the corporate regulator. - Looked at?

Anthony says someone's filed a complaint against her...

- She's being framed. - Mum...

Wasn't that what he said -

it's someone that she's refused to take on as a client

and now they've lost lots of money, so...

God, that sounds awful.

Yeah. I just don't know where she could've gone.

And where was I?

I was in a bait and tackle shop.

Where else would you be if you'd run off with millions?

♪ Everybody's jumpin' and moving around

♪ A whole lot of shakin' to a crazy sound

♪ Jim Dandy's tryin' to steal a little kiss or two

♪ Lucille is screamin' "What's wrong with you?"

♪ She said "Stop..." ♪

One more thing. Could you grab one of those pre-paid phones?

Sure.

♪ "No kissin' at the hop"

♪ Long Tall Sally is having a ball... ♪

Thank you. Keep the change.

♪ Rockin' with a cat about three feet tall

♪ Say come down, baby Put your lips to mine

♪ Over in the corner where the lights don't shine

♪ She said, "Stop." ♪

Of course, I had a plan B.

I'd booked myself a cruise on a private yacht.

You've called Mike from Millets Charters.

I might be on the boat and out of range. Who knows?

Tell me what you want.

I think you know who this is.

- Missing. Missing as... - Missing!

Like reported to the police missing.

- Who goes missing? - I know! Tell me about it.

Imagine how her parents are feeling.

- Well, she's got a son, yeah? - Yes.

Yeah, so you're not gonna just run out on your kid, are you,

so something's clearly happened.

I mean, she...she did have a visit yesterday.

Her brother said something

about ASIC showing up at her house.

- Why? - Don't know.

She did something illegal.

- No, she hasn't! - How do you know that?

Because she's Melissa.

- I know Melissa. - Ange, sh!

Keep your voice down.

They don't show up at your doorstep, OK,

not unless you're sketchy, and now she's gone missing.

I'm worried sick about her

and you're making out like she's some kind of criminal.

I have given her all of my savings, OK,

so I am sorry if I'm a bit freaked out.

I don't even have my log-in details.

I don't know them. She's got all of that.

Alright, well, I'm sure we can figure out those details, OK,

with a quick phone call to the bank.

I just wanted to let you know.

- Thank you. - I should go.

I've got Dan and Verity coming over.

Ange.

Ange.

I'm sorry about your friend.

- Give my best to Dan. - Will do.

- That was quick. -Yeah, what's up?

Look, my situation has changed.

I need to, um, go on holiday now,

as soon as possible.

No, I can't do this week. No way.

What if I tip in an extra ten grand?

Oh, I guess I could move things around.

How soon can you make it?

It needs rewiring and the roof could do with a patch-up

- but the bones are good, Mum. - Bones. Listen to you.

Don't know one end of a hammer from the other.

You can tell he's been watching The Block.

What do you reckon? Do you like it?

It's cute.

Soz, I've got to pee. Every half hour, these days.

So, ah, did you ask the boss for a raise?

She said now's not a good time.

- Oh, Dan. - We can still afford it.

I think. I don't know. It'll be tight but...

It's just that deposit is the problem.

Mum, if you're still up for helping us out...

If you can't, it's OK.

Of course I will. I said I would.

One week ago, Dover Heights mother Melissa Caddick

went for an early-morning run but she never came home.

Her family say that this disappearance

is completely out of character.

The big question, of course, has been

where is Melissa Caddick.

Police are baffled.

They say that she's simply vanished without a trace.

Back to that major breaking news

on the disappearance of Sydney millionaire Melissa Caddick.

We're standing by for a media conference.

Today detectives made a public appeal for information

and they were joined by Melissa's husband, Anthony,

and her older brother, Adam.

First rule of business school -

know when to get out.

OK, I never went to business school,

but the principle still applies -

take the money and run, baby, run.

As you no doubt know...

Which is what I was doing...

..Melissa Caddick. Melissa was last seen

on Thursday...

..when I saw the worst photo of me ever on TV.

She's 49 years old, 155cm tall.

We have serious concerns for her safety.

She hasn't been in touch with her husband, son,

family or any of her friends since.

Melissa. Please let us know that you're...safe and sound.

With no leads to follow,

Melissa's disappearance is being treated as suspicious.

Anthony Koletti can't think of anyone

who would want to hurt his wife.

Melissa is a dedicated and incredible mother,

a beautiful daughter,

sister and loved wife.

We're asking for the people of Australia

to come together and help find Melissa.

You all know... A lot of you know who she is.

A lot of you know who she...

..um...is as a person.

The corporate watchdog

banning the businesswoman from leaving the country,

selling assets or sending money offshore.

I knew ASIC had spoken to her

but I didn't know about the raid.

Federal Police?!

And now she's banned from leaving the country?

Let me make some calls.

I just want to find her.

I just want her home safe.

You know how much we love you.

Just come home.

Everything is taken care of. You're not in trouble.

Fucking Anthony.

My plan B had gone to shit

because of his bizarre fucking press conference.

Now I was all over the news,

my yachtsman friend wasn't coming anywhere near me.

He took my 40 grand downpayment and disappeared.

Some people just can't be trusted.

One more day.

Just one more day and I would've made it.

And I had no plan C.

Hello, Melissa.

Where's my fuckin' money?

Where's the rest?

That's it.

That is everything.

ASIC cleaned me out, George.

They froze my bank account. They... They took my shoes.

Can you believe that? They took my clothes.

Now, I told you I didn't deal in cash. Cash is tricky.

You don't seem to have a problem spending it.

I was trying to shift it for you when they raided my house.

Do it.

Oh, come on.

Do it!

Fuck!

Get up! Come on, get up.

- I didn't hit you that hard. - Fuck!

Pick her up. Put her in the car.

Come on, get up.

- No! Where are you taking me? - Depends.

Do you want to be dropped off at the nearest police station

or your parents'?

- Parents' it is then. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Wait. Wait. There's a...um...

Fuck!

There is a...um...

There's an offshore account.

But I can't just...

I can't just make an online withdrawal. It's not that easy.

You'd better get moving then, hadn't ya? Come on!

Ah, take a seat. How can we help?

I have no money.

You guys froze my credit cards.

I can't access my bank accounts.

I mean, what am I supposed to do?

What do you do, Mr Koletti?

Music.

I'm a producer.

And before you met Melissa?

I was a hairdresser.

What? So that's it? Go get a day job?

- I have done nothing wrong! -No-one's accusing...

- Well, I'm paying the price. - Mr Koletti.

We're doing everything we can

to claw back investor funds that were misappropriated

- by your wife. - Allegedly.

We get that it puts you in a difficult position.

- We get that. - Difficult!

I have $1.95 to my name, OK?

I couldn't drive here 'cause I couldn't afford the parking.

Look, if I could just have access to my own bank accounts

until I get myself sorted...

It's not your money.

You could petition the Federal Court for an allowance.

I can email you a link for the application.

OK.

Good luck, Mr Koletti.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, mate.

Yeah, thanks. Thanks!

Hey! Hey! Hey, that's my car, mate!

That's my car! What are you doing?

What are you doing? Mate!

Oh, you're kidding!

At least let me keep the plates!

Oh, my God!

Mum. Auction starts at 10:00.

We're going to go in early so we'll see you there.

It's Uncle Dennis.

I take it you've seen today's Sydney Morning Herald

about Melissa?

They're calling it a Ponzi scheme.

Angie. It's cousin Marg.

Please call me back. It's urgent.

It's about Melissa.

Have you seen the paper?

Melissa Caddick ripped us off. She straight-out lied, Ange.

All the account numbers,

everything, it's bullshit. Call me.

Sydney Morning Herald.

Melissa Caddick, con artist of the century.

They reckon she stole $40 million.

They're calling it a Ponzi scheme.

The real numbers and figures, they don't add up.

Ange. It's Dad.

Your mum and I are worried we've done our money.

Please call us back.

Angie, please call me back. It's urgent.

It's about Melissa.

..forgery. Real accounts have 8-digit numbers.

Ours only have six. What am I gonna do?

Angie. A Ponzi scheme?

What the actual fuck?

All of our super - gone.

It's our life savings! Helen's in tears.

Angie, call us. What the hell is going on?

Angie? Hello?

Angie? You there?

Yep.

I'm just ringing because, well, it's all over the papers

and, er...um, Melissa never really told us

who any of her clients were

and we're a bit worried, me, Mum and Dad

so can you just...

..please tell me that you weren't one of them.

Angie?

She's done it with Mum and Dad too.

They've... They've... They've lost everything.

The deal was simple.

If they trusted her with their retirement savings

everyone would win.

But it was a lie.

She was taking people's retirement savings,

Mum and Dad Australians that had scrimped and saved.

Now some of those people have lost absolutely everything

and understandably they are devastated.

You screwed over your best friend

and your mum and dad.

No.

Well, this journalist, Kate McClymont, she reckons you did.

Yeah, well, don't believe

everything you read in the papers, George.

Oh, that is bullshit.

I went after rich people. A-listers.

Yuppie wankers who could afford it.

Oh, like a regular Robin Hood, eh?

The Cayman account's still active.

They've replied to my request.

It can take 48 hours for the money to come through.

How much is there?

- $7 million. - Mm. $7 million US.

You still want it?

It's not too...tainted for you?

Well, a very good morning to you, ladies and gentlemen.

On behalf of your marketing agents

we want to welcome you to this wonderful property

here in Lugarno.

It is a beautiful family home, just ready for its new chapter,

and we are looking forward to giving you that opportunity.

Where have you been? I've been trying to reach you.

It's about to start.

Mum?

I'm sorry, loves. We can't bid today.

How much can we get back?

It's impossible to say at this stage.

Cents in the dollar? Just a ballpark figure.

Ah, until the paperwork's completed,

criminal charges filed, liquidators appointed,

not to mention finding Ms Caddick.

Fuck me! Why did you people not get onto this sooner?

We handle thousands of investor complaints every year.

She prints off a fake MBA off the back of a cereal box

and steals someone else's licence.

I mean, her whole operation's held together with sticky tape.

And you people have done shit all about it!

We've raided her home, frozen her assets,

closed her bank accounts

and we're about to hit her with upwards of 30 criminal charges.

Yeah, if you can catch her.

The charges that will put her in jail for a very long time.

She hasn't gotten away with anything.

Except she has. Hasn't she?

- Hey, Nash. Wait. - Ms Beyersdorf.

If...you could stay.

OK.

M.K. Batley.

Meryl. My aunty. Dad's sister.

$400,000, July, 2017.

Meryl has two daughters, Willow and Sandy. I think...

They both invested March 2018.

Yep. They all did. Uncle Dennis.

- What's his surname? - Whitmore. Dennis Whitmore.

Den and Dad golf together.

He's here. June 2016.

Once Dad was on board, everyone else wanted in.

D.L. Whitmore. $600,000.

Ah, what about Q.J. Cheng?

Angie?

Don't know that person.

How much in total?

My family?

We'd have to go through it.

Just roughly, just me and my family.

Ah, we're approaching the $3 million mark

and counting.

It's not nearly as bad as some others.

All up she stole around $40 million, we think.

Shall we keep going?

This detail really helps fill in the blanks.

You know that they're not actually blanks,

they're my family.

Sorry.

Sorry. I apologise.

I've been on this day and night for months.

We could see the money coming in,

we just weren't sure who the targets were.

Targets.

- I was a target. - Actually, you were the bait.

Angry investors

affected by alleged fraudster Melissa Caddick

have been here at ASIC headquarters.

They're demanding to meet with investigators

to find out what happened...

You know, I think that there's a cooking show

on the other channel.

Madam, are you an investor?

Oh, um, no comment, sorry.

How do you feel about your hard-earned money...

Could I... Could I just get past, please? Excuse me.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Who's she?

What? No-one.

Isn't she the best friend, the one you didn't screw over?

You know, she looks like a real nice lady.

Is that a nurse's uniform?

You went her?

I'm seriously wondering how you could do that.

I would have paid Angie her money

if I didn't get shut down.

You believe that? Honestly?

It's the truth! I just needed the capital to get started.

I think you're kiddin' yourself.

Um...

What the fuck, George?

I mean, you, of all people!

As I said, I had plenty of cash in reserve

to pay Angie if she needed it.

I would never, ever have ripped her off.

- Not ever. - Except you did.

Through absolutely no fault of my own.

At least I gave it a crack, George.

I actually...

..gave it a go.

I did something for myself.

I mean, they're talking about me, now, aren't they?

Who cares how I got here?

- I got here. - Yeah.

Yeah, whatever that means.

You know exactly what that means.

And anyway...

..if I hadn't ripped her off, someone else would have.

Yeah.

- Yeah, sure. - Mm.

People like Angie...

..they are still...

..scratching around in the dirt.

You're a head case. You know that?

Good on ya.

You want to invest in women.

-For women. -That's what I meant.

No, women like us. Working mums.

I would do all the financial planning,

the share trading, the superannuation.

You should totally do that.

I should totally have more wine.

Well, you have savings, surely?

Yeah, when I do night shifts

and weekends and overtime.

Yeah, but you do all that.

Tell me about it.

Just thinking to myself how lucky am I?

To have you as a friend.

You've made my future secure,

you've helped my friends and family.

That's just what I do.

Hey!

Oh, you don't remember who I am, do you?

Yeah, you're Angie's...

I want my money.

I haven't got your money so piss off, please.

What are you... Hey! What are you doing?

- I'll call the police. - Yeah, you do that.

We'll tell them how you stole from me.

- I did not steal. - You, your wife, whatever.

Holy shit! How much of this did I pay for?

No, you need to go now.

Come on, mate. I must have paid for a room at least.

Give me some fuckin' money, Tone.

- I told you, I haven't got it. - Well, what have you got?

Well, give me your power tools, then.

I don't have any power tools!

Look, none of this belongs to me.

Hey, they've frozen all of our...

Get your bloody hands off me.

They've frozen all of our assets, OK?

You don't understand. I'll be kicked out of here any day now.

You poor toad.

I'm telling you, you're not the only victim in all of this.

Yeah, right.

This is junk!

- OK, I'm calling the cops! - Good-oh. Do it!

Before I throw you off the fuckin' balcony!

Oh! Hey! What are you doing?

Hello?

Anthony?

Anthony.

- Nash! - Ange! Look at this.

There is a quality wetsuit in your size. Help yourself.

You can't take this stuff.

Have you ever been skiing, Ange?

Have your kids ever been skiing? Huh?

Have you ever been on a luxury holiday?

These are mine.

She stole my nan's butter knives.

In that bathroom, there is some expensive perfume.

Go and check 'em out.

I don't want any of her stuff.

Well, Ange, she got away with it.

- You reckon? - Yep.

You want to trade places with Melissa right now?

You want to trade places with Anthony?

- They've lost everything. - Ange.

They've lost nothing.

Nash, you still have your family.

You've got Zo Zo and Dex and Paula

and all the people who care about you.

I could see the finish line, Ange.

I was gonna retire at 40.

- Dumb arse. - Nash.

Angie, I feel so fucking stupid.

You and me both.

Come on.

Let's go.

OK.

I'm gonna hang onto these, though.

- Can you even ski? - Well, I'll learn.

You've cleaned me out.

Well, I'm done here.

Pleasure doing business.

I'm gonna head back.

Pick her up any supplies she needs, groceries, whatever.

I need to be dead.

What?

I need to be dead.

People think I'm still alive, they think I'm in hiding.

You are.

Well, I need them to forget about me so...

..I need you to kill me.

Gabby, remains have been found, we understand.

What we understand is that the partial remains

of Melissa Caddick were found on the South Coast of NSW.

It's been a mystery that's gripped Australia

for more than three months,

the sudden disappearance of suspected Sydney fraudster

Melissa Caddick.

An isolated stretch of beach 25km from Bega,

the scene for solving

the state's most high-profile missing person's case.

MELISSA; And so we come back,

like it always does,

to my foot on the beach.

DNA has now confirmed it was Melissa Caddick.

It was decomposed

so obviously it had been in the water for some time.

Most likely, police believe,

from the time she vanished from her Dover Heights home

on November 12 last year.

Is this like good or bad for us?

..Federal Police, who raided her $7 million home,

as part of an investigation by the corporate watchdog, ASIC.

Husband Anthony Koletti pleaded for her to come home.

You know how much we love you.

Just come home.

Everything is taken care of.

- You're not in trouble. -But she was.

ASIC had uncovered a web of deceit,

the businesswoman ripping off her clients,

many of them close friends,

and then travelling the world first class,

splashing out on high-end products.

It's Ange.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what else to say.

I appreciate the call, Angie.

Thank you. Thanks.

So.

How did my foot really get there?

OK, I'll tell you.

Still think I should knock you out completely.

No way. I need to be conscious.

Alright.

You're fucking crazy.

Shut up and do it.

You sick puppies! As if!

You want to know what really happened?

The truth and nothing but the truth?

There was no Silvio.

No George.

No South Coast bolthole.

God, I wish...

You think I was going to jail?

Let my roots run out?

Shower with petty criminals from the outer suburbs?

TEX PERKINS AND THE DARK ♪ Getting Away With It

♪ And in the morning after

♪ When you are over hung

♪ The scene of a disaster

♪ Just another one

♪ You come to realise

♪ There's just no gettin' away with it

♪ You come to realise

♪ There's just no gettin' away with it

♪ You come to realise

♪ There's no gettin' away with it

♪ Gettin' away with it

♪ There's just no gettin' away with it. ♪

♪ She's Not There

♪ Well, no-one told me about her

♪ The way she lied

♪ Well, no-one told me about her

♪ How many people cried

♪ But it's too late to say... ♪

Do you see it? There.

That's how my foot got there.

Ocean currents. Heard of them?

♪ She's not there

♪ Oh, let me tell you about the way she looked

♪ The way she'd act and the colour of her hair

♪ Her voice was soft and cool

♪ Her eyes were clear and bright

♪ But she's not there... ♪

The fact that my foot

sailed all the way and landed on a beach

I'd played on as a kid, that was sheer coincidence.

And if you believe that...

..you'll believe anything.

♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry

♪ How could I know? Why should I care?

♪ Please don't bother trying to find her

♪ She's not there

♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked

♪ The way she'd act and the colour of her hair

♪ Her voice was soft and cool

♪ Her eyes were clear and bright

♪ But she's not there. ♪