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Manatees, God's gift to the sea.
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Aren't they hot?
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As much as I love these bucks and babes,
this is not their story. This is the
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legend of Billy Bates and his special
needs revolve.
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My name is Manatee Lover and this is our
story.
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Well guys, it's New Year's Eve and of
course we're going to be celebrating
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tonight with a big party.
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It should be a blast.
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I thought it'd be a good idea to start
out with our New Year's resolution.
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Billy Bates, you've just arrived and
we're still getting to know you.
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Would you like to start?
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I don't have any resolutions.
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Sorry, fella. It comes with the
territory.
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Come on, let it out.
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I just saw an offer for group therapy.
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Come on. Yeah, come on. Come on, Billy.
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Tell us.
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I shouldn't even be here.
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You'll need as many allies as you can
find in this group home.
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Fine. Ever since I was little, I've been
bullied about my disability
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by my own grandma.
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I lived with her.
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since I was a kid.
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Everyone called her Mrs. Bates.
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She was a lot like her namesake in
Psycho.
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There's something in my stomach! Get out
of my belly!
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I told you not to watch this liptard
crap.
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Next thing I know, you'll be campaigning
for that Muslim, Derek Osama.
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Grandma, what's a real dick?
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No, Grandma, it's brand new.
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Where did you get this?
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Answer me when I ask you a question.
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Who brought this piece of shit into our
home?
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It was Adrian.
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He gave it to me for Christmas.
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Adrian? This idiot?
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Well, I'll fix his ass.
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I better not see you come near my
grandson again.
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Got it, commie pervert?
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Adrian was my only friend, and she drove
him away.
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Most other people are bullies.
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Call me Billy Bates, Masha Bates, all
the time. It's not fair.
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Later that
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day, when I was trying to watch a Ken
Burns documentary,
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Dance took a turn for the worse.
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I
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knew
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it. You're in big trouble, mister.
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Not again.
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Your grandmama got ran over by a
reindeer.
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Fuck you, four -wheel.
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Gentlemen, be civil.
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Billy, please continue.
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Because my parents were dead and I had
no other family, the state had no choice
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but to put me in this group home.
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Billy, this is Nate.
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He and the rest of the staff are going
to be taking care of you from now on.
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Listen to them and behave yourself,
okay?
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I don't see why I kill on my own.
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I don't belong here.
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Billy, why don't you look around? I'll
grab your thing and show you to your
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room.
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I'm sure you won't be any problem.
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Downs people are so cute.
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Just like little tiny Buddhas with...
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Plenty eyes.
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Sure.
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This ain't so bad.
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This ain't like every group home you've
ever seen.
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I've never seen a group home before.
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So, no base for comparison, dude.
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Billy, meet Will.
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He's been here for a long time and still
have a lot of other residents.
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We're only here to help you.
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It sounds like being a prisoner to me.
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Give it a try.
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We have games, activities, life
guidance.
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I don't need any help.
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I don't need to have playdates with some
cerebral palsy jerk.
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Billy.
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Well, not cool, man.
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Son of a bitch.
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Everyone was against me. My daddy
grandma.
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to stay Will in his stupid wheelchair.
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But I'll get my revenge on Will later.
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Wait, what?
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Well, at least you expect it, buddy.
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There must be something positive you can
say about being here, Billy. I got to
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watch wrestling for like 15 minutes
yesterday.
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I was watching a replay of the latest
Spankdown.
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Trying to perfect my moves.
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I hate this guy.
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Who is this? Is this like a goon? Is
this one of Rockstar Robbie Vegas'
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That's not a goon. That is one of his
roadies. Taking one for the team. And
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Bomb is assaulting this man. That Fart
Bomb.
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You know it. He's the best.
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No, the Fart Bomb fights against
injustice like the Rockstar Robbie Vegas
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kick to the midsection right here.
That's how you fight. That is how you
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That's a real camp there.
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He's a coward. He's backing away. He's a
smart man. You should never put your
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hand... Oh, disgusting behavior by our
so -called superhero.
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Get out of there, Robbie. Get out.
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Oh,
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we know what's coming next.
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Oh, no. Is it going to be? He's going to
hit him with the gas.
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Man, that's one move I can't do.
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Just because you haven't tried it long
enough.
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Don't try it on me.
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Oh, oh.
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Damn, you freak.
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Silent the day, God.
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You know you love me.
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And that's when I knew I had an enemy
for life.
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But I'll get my revenge.
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Stop saying that.
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So my New Year's resolution is to be
independent.
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I don't need a residential home. I don't
need anybody.
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Other people just let you down.
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Come on, y 'all.
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Pizza's here.
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Let's go.
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Yay!
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I'm looking for trolls.
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I'm looking for trolls.
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Show who's boss.
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Then I enact a cost.
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I'm gonna troll the troll.
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Gonna crush his soul.
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Troll the troll.
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Come on, Bill. You can jerk off later.
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Right now there is a party going on and
you're not in it. I'm not jerking off.
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I'm moisturizing.
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My hands are going to be so smooth and
silky.
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So soft.
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Now I'm going to jerk off.
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You sure you want to do that?
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Because last I checked, there's some
very sweet ass I hired for the party.
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to mention a shitload of booze.
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Oh.
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I think what you meant to say, is there
a lot of smart, intelligent women at the
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party? Sure. Whatever.
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That
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was...
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Troll the Troll by Drew Cole.
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A song that people are dancing to across
the nation. Once again, this is Jerry
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Johnson. And Kiwi Jackson.
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And this is Jammin' New Year's Eve in
Times Square.
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Welcome to Jammin' New Year's Eve in
Times Square.
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We would like to welcome the ravaging
wrestler, Fartbomb.
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Happy New Year's Eve, Fartbomb.
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Thanks, Kiwi. It's going to be a great
new year.
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Except for anybody facing me at this
Saturday, Spankdown.
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I'm taking on all comers for the most
insane and hardcore match you ever
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imagined. We're looking for the best
wrestling on the planet.
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Tune in only on streaming.
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Oh, man, I can't wait.
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Unbelievable. What keeps you motivated
to keep coming back to the ring?
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Actually, I do it all for my wife,
Cindy.
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She's the most beautiful girl a melt -a
-face wrestler like myself could have.
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We'll be here with Fart Bomb until the
ball drops.
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Thanks, Kiwi.
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It gives me great pleasure to introduce
the wealthy Manhattan real estate mogul,
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Donald J. Kruger, who has just announced
his candidacy for President of the
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United States.
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Happy New Year, Jerry, and Happy New
Year, America.
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Excuse me one moment while my gorgeous
assistant arranges my fabulous hair into
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an equally fabulous ponytail.
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Thank you, baby.
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I think we can all agree that no one has
hair like mine.
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We can also agree that no one has
clothes like mine. I only have this one
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because, hey, you cannot do better than
this. I'm also a great job creator.
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My wife, for instance, works overtime in
our bedroom to satisfy my astonishing
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sexual stamina.
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Make her do all sorts of jobs. I mean,
first of all, there's the missionary.
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That's boring, but it's there. Et
cetera. And then there's... And then
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there's... Plus a lot of other jobs that
I'm not even going to mention because
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your heart might not be able to stand
it. I have the intellect of a college
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professor, the erectile stamina of a
teenager, and the hair.
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Ah, the hair.
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Let's look at it again.
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Oh, flaunt it.
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flaunt it, show it, show it.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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But enough about me. Let's talk about
our country.
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The only one who can save our country is
me. We are being taken over and overrun
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by minorities and perverts. I'm talking
Mexicans, I'm talking Asians, I'm
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talking blacks, I'm talking Syrians,
Muslims, queers, weirdos, freaks, and
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let's not forget, cripples and retards.
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And when I am elected president, I will
send them all to concentration
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institutions. This is my vow to America.
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Vote for me, and I will make America
straight again.
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Not cool, Kruger. Those people you're
talking about are some of my biggest
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You tell them, fart bomb.
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Hey, is that your wife?
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She looks delicioso.
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She can lay down in one of my hotels
whenever.
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Ass munch.
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Don't you dare say that about my Cindy.
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I'll squash your ass like a triple prune
you are.
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Oh, my.
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Looks like it's time for us to take a
break.
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More with Jammin' New Year's Eve after
this.
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That asshole wants to make America
straight again.
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I need a beer.
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Here you go, pal.
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Thanks. You want anything, Pete?
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Sure, I'll get you a cidilla. Yo, give
me one of them things too, man.
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And now for my revenge.
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Thank you, Billy. This looks fantastic.
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Too slow, man.
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That's what you get for being down to
just slow.
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Too fucking slow.
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I'll show you who's wrong, motherfucker.
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Wow, that was a great shot.
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High five.
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Your hands are so soft.
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Thank you.
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I was trying to masturbate with them,
but I'd rather let you decide.
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This looks like the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.
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Move it, shit! Fuck!
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I've never done it with a person with
don'ts before.
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It's not quite doing it with a norm.
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But better.
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We'll take it nice and slow.
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My roommates were right around the
corner.
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What are we waiting for?
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This is Debbie Meadows with LTNM News.
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Thousands of anti -President Krueger
protesters who were peacefully gathered
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today in Washington, D .C., have been
beaten, shot, or killed.
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It is unclear what the death toll is at
this time.
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This just in.
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President Krueger has declared a new law
with the newly formed government,
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making it illegal for minorities and
political minorities to protest in the
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streets, violent or even non -violent.
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I'm told that we are being forcibly
taken off the air by the president's new
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government.
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I'm sorry, everybody, but this will be
my last news broadcast.
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Good night, and may God be with us all.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay?
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Don't you people believe in freedom of
speech anymore?
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This is Pears Moore with the BBC.
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Homophobic and racial hate crimes and
attacks have reached an all -time high
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the USA, Canada, and here in the UK.
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Out of my fucking shop.
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ever falls up in here.
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I'm a lumberjack.
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All right, get moving.
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Come on.
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Get in the car.
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Right there.
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Come on.
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Get over here. I refuse.
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Get in the car.
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Come here.
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You must be the one hiding all these
retards.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because no lives matter, biatch!
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Stop!
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That's enough!
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Don't tell us how to do our job with
President Kruger!
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Okay, retard.
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I don't know how you got out, but you're
coming with us.
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Out of where?
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Don't be a smartass, retard.
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Look, this will be a lot easier if we
don't have to splatter your brains all
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over the place. Just cooperate.
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That's hot.
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Oh!
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Oh! Come here!
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Oh!
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Oh, God!
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Hey, watch out!
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You're not going to get away that easy!
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Christ, I'm a dick. It's a retard.
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You didn't mention anything about a
fucking tard, man. The deal's off.
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Cocksucker.
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No offense, cocksucker.
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Billy, you're awake.
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Thank God.
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What the hell is going on in Donville?
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Things have changed.
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I was once...
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The greatest staff worker in Donville.
Now I'm the greatest cocksucker in
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Donville.
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You slipped in my puke, Billy.
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And hit your noggin.
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You've been in a coma for three years.
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Holy asscrackers.
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No water out the pit so bad.
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Yes, and while you were out, Donald J.
Kruger was elected president.
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Kruger? You mean that motherfucker with
the long white hair?
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It's precedent?
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How the fuck did that happen?
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The electoral college.
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Go figure.
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Shit.
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You can say that again. He turned our
country into a brutal dictatorship and
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all the people with disabilities in CIs.
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What are those?
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Concentration institutions.
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Here, I'll show you a top secret video
Kruger has shared with his inner circle.
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Oh, hello, hello, my loyal followers.
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I am your president, your boss, and your
moral leader, Donald J. Krueger. I put
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together a video presentation just to
show you some of the wonderful things
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doing for our country.
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Ever since I took office, I've been
following through on all the promises I
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during our campaign.
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Promises that 33 % of you loved.
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The other 67 % of you, eh.
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You know what? You can all go to fucking
hell for all I care, because no matter
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what the politically correct elites say,
I am the most incredible uniter you
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have ever seen or ever will see.
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Believe me.
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Here at the Donville Concentration
Institution, or CI for short, we see
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being forced to walk in a circle for ten
hours a day listening to nursery
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rhymes. Because no matter what the
politically correct elites say, that's
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retards are good for.
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Just one more example of the marvelous
strides we are taking to make America
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straight again. My good friend, a great
guy named John Blaine Gacy, really knows
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how to do his job as guard.
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Watch, listen, and if possible, learn.
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Did you hear the music stop 1138?
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Man, I'm tired. I need a poop.
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Oh.
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Listen up, retards.
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Apparently 1138 is tired and he has to
poop.
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Would anyone have the courage in this
room to explain to 1138 what the rules
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are?
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I didn't think so.
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Well, that leaves me and you.
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I think I've got a remedy for your
problem.
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It'll help jog your memory in regard to
the rules.
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Pop goes Gacy.
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Would anybody else in the room like to
use the bathroom?
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Just one of the many marvelous strides
we're taking in the era of Kruger.
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So, this is your emperor, I mean your
president, emperor later, president now,
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signing off, saying, hair today, hair
tomorrow.
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Have you ever in your life... See such
an incredible fucking head of hair. I
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mean really this is something else How
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do you get this video Nate Never
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mind how I got this video.
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I think you know how I got this video,
but I've been out there the bigotry
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the police
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How did the American people let all this
happen?
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There's a conspiracy theory supporting
him. The PNN movement.
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PNN has convinced people that your kind
are dangerous and deserve to be locked
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away. No.
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They get their orders directly from the
president. I will show you.
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Pianons are the greatest.
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Pianons are the real Americans.
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I just love words that start with P.
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Just ask my wife.
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Just ask my ex -wife. Just ask my other
ex -wife.
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They're not the sharpest tacks in the
toolbox, but they all have pussies.
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And pussy starts with P.
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Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P.
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I watch Sesame Street, too.
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And Pianon starts with P.
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And that's why I love Pianon.
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Because it's just like a tight little
pussy.
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Well, this is your hair man saying
goodbye because I think that's about all
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got to say today.
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Except, I love you all.
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Hugs.
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Cocksucker must pay.
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No offense, cocksucker.
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00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,590
Hey, what about fart bomb?
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Hopefully he can help us.
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00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,330
Yeah, about fart bomb.
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I'm Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma
Entertainment and creator of the Toxic
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Avenger. I bet you folks out there are
wondering exactly who or what is Fart
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Bomb. Well, wonder no more.
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Eight years ago, Dexter Kelch, a young
man with a disability, worked at the
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Donville Karate School as a janitor.
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00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,030
Hey, Dexter!
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00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:02,100
Come upstairs right now. I just took a
huge dump in the bathroom and there's
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poopy water all over the place.
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00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,340
I'll be up in a sec.
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00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,520
Okay, okay. Here we go.
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Oh, that's secure. That's really good.
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That's not going anywhere.
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You ready for your ride, toxic waste?
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One day while Dexter was dumping out
poopy water...
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A truck carrying toxic Musanto bovine
growth hormone changed his life
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forever.
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Moving the toxic waste.
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It's a good day out. It's always a good
day when you got toxic waste in the
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back.
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Here we go.
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00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:34,040
is when Dexter turned into Fartbomb.
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At first, Fartbomb was depressed about
his appearance.
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But when he discovered that his
flatulence could stop the crime, he
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embrace his new identity.
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00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:53,520
And before long, Fartbomb met a hot
woman named Cindy.
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It was love at first montage.
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00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:15,800
Pretty good story, huh?
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00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:21,000
Of course, it's a total ripoff of the
Toxic Avenger, but it's certainly not
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first time.
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00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,100
And now, back to our story.
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00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:31,340
Unfortunately, nobody has seen or heard
from Farbaum since Kruger came into
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power. Many like me have feared that he
has abandoned Donville and America.
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00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:41,640
Fuck. However, there is a group of
rebels who are training to fight
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Kruger secretly.
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on the Black Hawk Indian Reservation,
led by their leader, Chief Broken Arrow.
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00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,800
Awesome. But why would the Native
Americans want to help us?
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00:33:53,720 --> 00:34:00,160
Because of more broken treaties and
being given COVID -19 infected blankets.
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00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,680
Not to mention an oil pipeline built on
their land. That's an FX position.
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00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,000
You are surrounded.
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00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:10,280
Now hand over the retard, and nobody
gets hurt.
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00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:21,190
and treat it like an ignorant large
child.
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00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:27,909
Here, take this DVD.
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00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:29,610
Nah, fuck DVD.
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00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:31,530
No one has a DVD player anymore.
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00:34:31,929 --> 00:34:33,250
Here's a digital copy.
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Take it to the Rebels at the Black Hawk
Reservation.
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They'll know what to do with it.
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00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,050
Go now before it's too late!
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00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:41,429
Alright!
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Three!
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00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,040
Oh shit!
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Shit.
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00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:18,390
That's right.
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00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:23,590
That's right, I said it. Sitting here
with the course light and the northern
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lights. Feeling lightheaded.
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00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:26,410
Typhons, I said it.
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00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:27,770
Don't forget it.
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00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:38,130
So who ordered the deep fried retard?
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00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:42,930
That's a good one, Sheriff David.
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00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:46,930
Our job's done.
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00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,310
Let's go.
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00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:03,530
Don't worry, Nate.
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The dust will not be in vain.
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00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:07,810
I swear it.
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00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:15,090
Keep smiling while you can, Kruger. I'm
gonna barbecue your ass.
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00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:16,470
I'm elastic.
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00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,270
It only takes time.
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00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:27,030
Breaking news. We take you to a shopping
mall in Wisconsin where President
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Kruger is addressing a crowd of 2 ,000
people.
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00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,450
Let's listen in.
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What an incredible crowd we have here
today.
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This may be the largest crowd in the
whole history of crowds.
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00:36:41,070 --> 00:36:42,530
I would say there's...
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Two million people here today. Yeah, two
million. And they all love me. And why
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00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:49,328
shouldn't they?
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00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:53,650
I am single -handedly rescuing this
country from the liberals, the bitches,
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faggots, the niggers, the gooks, and the
tards.
447
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:03,170
They say I lost the popular vote.
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00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:04,890
Who fucking cares?
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00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,870
That's why the Electoral College was
invented.
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To correct the errors made by the left
wing.
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I am your president.
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your emperor, your God.
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00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:22,280
And whoever you are, as long as you
voted for me, I am here for you forever
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ever and ever.
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00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,800
And together, we will make America
straight again!
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00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,078
Billy Bates.
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00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,260
I've come to join a rebellion.
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00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,400
Pollock, it's the PWD, man. We gotta
take him in before the fuzz gets him.
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00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:58,420
PWD?
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00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,020
What the fuck?
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00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:06,420
Good afternoon, Chief Broken Arrow. We
found you the stray PWD.
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00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,640
Okay, what's PWD shit?
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00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,440
Have a little more respect for your
elders.
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00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,680
PWD is a code name for people with
disabilities.
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00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:17,730
I guess badass was already taken.
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00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:21,230
So young badass, what makes you want to
join the rebellion?
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00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,990
I promised my friend that I would avenge
him.
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00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:31,630
That and the fact that I'd rather eat a
bucket of dog shit than let that
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ass -hair Kruger stay president.
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00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:36,670
Well, let me introduce you to your
fellow soldiers.
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00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:40,890
This is Paulus.
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00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:44,110
He'll teach you about automatics and
weaponry.
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00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,560
This is Manatee Lover.
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00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,620
He'll teach you about bombs and
explosives.
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00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,440
You just gave the training.
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00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,980
I know all I need to know about bullets
and bombs.
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00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:58,920
And now I don't know it?
478
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,060
Why is it called Manatee Lover?
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00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:08,200
Because I like to go to aquariums and
see the manatees there?
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00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Smartass.
481
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,540
Come on, ML. You can do better than
that.
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00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:13,980
All right, fine, Chief.
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00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:21,240
Because when I go to the aquariums,
sometimes I like to get blowjobs from
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manatees. Like my girlfriend, Dana the
dugong.
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00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:31,900
Funnily enough, it's how my friend got
this.
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00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:37,160
It's a video of the Constitutional
Institutions.
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00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,840
The time has come.
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00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:42,460
Take this video to John and ask me.
He'll know what to do with it.
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00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:46,020
Till then, my soldiers will prepare you
for battle.
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00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:49,400
We have some concentration institutions
to liberate.
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00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,240
The revolution is now.
492
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:55,440
Yes, sir. Good luck, PWD. You'll need
it.
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00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,200
It's Billy, sir.
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00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,260
Good luck, Billy Badass.
495
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:10,720
What makes a man enough to end a
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00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,720
man?
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00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:19,070
Is it that to fight goes on top?
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00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:21,530
So we can all...
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00:41:02,759 --> 00:41:06,240
The way he fights every day.
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00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:07,090
Thank you so much for taking the time to
speak with me, Ambassador Chan.
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00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:12,270
My pleasure, Mr. President. It's about
this TikTok thing, this app that the
502
00:42:12,270 --> 00:42:14,810
are using. I don't like it. I see.
503
00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:16,269
Why is that?
504
00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:20,090
I want to see more videos from people
who love me. Can you make that happen?
505
00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:22,870
Yes, of course. I can make that change
to the algorithm.
506
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,110
But may I ask for something?
507
00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:26,570
Sure. What do you need?
508
00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:28,630
We'd like more data on all American
users.
509
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:37,380
We'll make you the number one best
person on Dick Fox for all time.
510
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,880
Great, let's do that.
511
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,800
And we'd like to send some slide
balloons over your American face.
512
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,460
Terrific, make it happen.
513
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,580
Excuse me, Mr. President. I'm so sorry,
sir.
514
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,900
Sorry, I have to go now. Take care of
yourself and watch out for that Kung
515
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,240
Let me call John Chief.
516
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460
He's so low.
517
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,980
Caldwell, don't you know how to fucking
knock?
518
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,660
Sir, although...
519
00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,990
I am your chief of staff and should get
a little bit more respect.
520
00:43:05,270 --> 00:43:09,550
Just be grateful I haven't had you
castrated like I did the Secretary of
521
00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:11,490
Interior when he touched my hairbrush.
522
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:13,130
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
523
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:17,750
Sir, we have a report that the rebel
base is on the Black Hawk Reservation
524
00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:18,850
outside of Donville.
525
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:22,630
Great. Soon those red -skinned retard
lovers will know the meaning of the word
526
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,630
euthanasia.
527
00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:27,670
Get out of here and don't come back
until you have some great news about
528
00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:29,030
defeat. Yes, sir.
529
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,430
Would you, uh...
530
00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,630
Like a little bit of a handy before I
leave.
531
00:43:32,850 --> 00:43:33,850
Hmm.
532
00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:36,230
Thanks, Caldwell, but not today.
533
00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:41,230
But send one of those midget women in
and tell her I need a blowjob ASAP.
534
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:42,830
I'm on it, sir.
535
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:25,750
Not bad, huh?
536
00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:29,970
Sure, if you wanted to give him a
haircut and a manicure.
537
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,810
What, you think you can do better?
538
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,070
What, you think you can do better?
539
00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:35,430
No.
540
00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:37,850
I know I can do better.
541
00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:47,190
Ah!
542
00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:49,990
You two -wheeled son of a bitch!
543
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,750
It's four wheels, you motherfucker.
544
00:44:52,570 --> 00:44:56,870
You thought I forgot that shit you did
at the group home? Well, you're alive.
545
00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:00,030
Absolutely in the flesh, biatch.
546
00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:04,910
I can't believe she's cruising alive.
You're preparing to ass up.
547
00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:09,470
Nate got me out. Brought me to the
reservation with the chief.
548
00:45:09,930 --> 00:45:10,930
So I'm here.
549
00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:12,690
Motherfucking Nate.
550
00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:15,050
Well, I got some bad news, man.
551
00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:19,150
Nate is now the late Nate.
552
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,990
What? The fuck happened to Nate?
553
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,840
The fuzz got him. My God.
554
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,940
We're going to have to free our people
to avenge Nate.
555
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,300
You know that's right.
556
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:38,320
Well, since you two are reunited now,
it's time to find Johnny Aspey. Who is
557
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,580
this Johnny Aspey?
558
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,200
Johnny Aspey.
559
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:44,520
He's a war vet. We've been doing
business with him since day one.
560
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,860
He has Asperger's syndrome.
561
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,260
No shit.
562
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,680
He couldn't come up with a better
nickname than that.
563
00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:55,210
Well, I wanted to call him Gasburger
because he eats a lot of burgers and
564
00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,210
a lot.
565
00:45:58,530 --> 00:46:00,290
Gasburger. I love it.
566
00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:02,630
It works on so many levels.
567
00:46:03,410 --> 00:46:04,890
Two months, I fart bomb, though.
568
00:46:06,790 --> 00:46:08,030
He's also a computer hacker.
569
00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:11,370
He knows how to get that video out where
people will see it.
570
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:14,750
Chief Broken Arrow.
571
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:19,110
What's wrong, Raven? What's going on?
The National Guard has come on to the
572
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,900
rest. I thought this was a sovereign
nation.
573
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,700
Nothing's been sovereign since Kruger
took office.
574
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720
Run!
575
00:46:56,410 --> 00:46:57,610
Move! Move! Move!
576
00:46:58,590 --> 00:46:59,590
Get out of here!
577
00:47:00,170 --> 00:47:01,670
Ha ha! What do we got here?
578
00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,090
Now you come, you bastard!
579
00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:12,330
You have to find John the Aspie.
580
00:47:12,610 --> 00:47:14,130
He'll help you in Kruger's Reign of
Terror.
581
00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:15,370
What about you, Chief?
582
00:47:15,450 --> 00:47:17,630
I have to stay here and protect my
people. Now go.
583
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:18,870
Are you crazy?
584
00:47:19,090 --> 00:47:20,470
They're gonna slaughter you.
585
00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:25,790
Man, you heard your Chief. We gotta get
the hell up out of here. He is the
586
00:47:25,790 --> 00:47:26,950
Chief. Let's go.
587
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,350
Shit.
588
00:47:47,390 --> 00:47:49,090
They just killed everyone.
589
00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,690
These assholes are gonna pay.
590
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,320
Ladies, I'm Billy.
591
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:05,260
You two hot mamas gonna just stand
around not introducing yourselves?
592
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,780
You're just here to give us boners.
593
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,760
The name's Raven.
594
00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:12,860
It's Carmen.
595
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,900
And we're nobody's hot mamas.
596
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,320
Yeah, you sure about that?
597
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,800
Yeah, I'm sure.
598
00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:33,950
I definitely deserve that.
599
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:41,910
That's definitely an understatement. And
if you ever talk to us or treat us
600
00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:48,790
that way again, I'm gonna slice off your
dick and wear it as a unicorn horn. Do
601
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:50,470
you fucking understand me?
602
00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:55,830
Judging by the size of the bulge in his
pants, I'd say you'd have better luck
603
00:48:55,830 --> 00:48:59,250
using it as a toothpick. And we're not
even the types to penis shame.
604
00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,090
Um... By the way, I'm Alex.
605
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:05,030
I'm your typical transgender woman.
606
00:49:05,350 --> 00:49:06,950
Well, check out our gang.
607
00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:14,710
A downie, a trans woman, two ball
-kicking bitches, a deviant,
608
00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:15,870
and a CP.
609
00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:19,630
We are Kruger's worst nightmare.
610
00:49:20,630 --> 00:49:25,070
I got a prescription for El Presidente.
611
00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:27,050
A foot up his ass.
612
00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,730
Let's make a house call.
613
00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:32,050
A White House call.
614
00:49:32,830 --> 00:49:36,550
Well, wait a minute. What are we going
to do now that Chief Broken Arrow is
615
00:49:36,550 --> 00:49:38,410
dead? Who's going to lead us?
616
00:49:38,930 --> 00:49:40,250
It's got to be you, Billy.
617
00:49:40,630 --> 00:49:41,630
Why me?
618
00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:46,430
It's got to be you. Because if you've
got Down Syndrome, man, you've got to
619
00:49:46,430 --> 00:49:49,850
them that people like you and me can
lead and kick ass.
620
00:49:50,130 --> 00:49:51,990
That's too much responsibility.
621
00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:57,730
What if I fuck up? To be honest, man,
you killed it on the range. You learned
622
00:49:57,730 --> 00:49:58,730
goddamn fast.
623
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,320
And if what you said about what happened
with the cops is true, my guy, you're
624
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,220
definitely ready for this. You're the
one.
625
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,600
Okay, then.
626
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,640
I say we find Fartbomb.
627
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:14,760
What about Johnny Astley? Don't we gotta
find him? We need more guns. And we
628
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,060
gotta show people that video.
629
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,940
First things first.
630
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,100
Fartbomb is a superhero.
631
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,820
He'll be the greatest weapon of them
all.
632
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:30,460
Witch hunt.
633
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,500
Disgusting. Obnoxious. Awful.
634
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:35,100
Rotten. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.
635
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,780
Excuse me, Mr. President. Ms. Minion is
here. Okay, bring her in.
636
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,080
Yes, sir.
637
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,060
Good evening, Mallory.
638
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,780
So glad you could make it. After losing
the election to you, I find it somewhat
639
00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:55,420
disconcerting to be invited to dinner
with you.
640
00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:02,140
And... I have to admit, I am struggling
to address you as Mr.
641
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:07,100
President. After the horrible campaign
you ran, I was looking forward to never
642
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,640
speaking to you ever again.
643
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:14,360
Well, no problem. Just call me Donald.
And let's try to put the past behind us.
644
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:20,080
First of all, I have to apologize to you
for some of the more outrageous things
645
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,320
I said during our campaign.
646
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:26,200
Calling you a cunt on national
television was perhaps going a bit too
647
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,359
Yes.
648
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,480
Perhaps. And even though the networks
bleeped you out, everyone can read your
649
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,600
lip. I think they thought I was calling
you a cat.
650
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,300
Oh, no. Oh, no. Cunt. They do. Loud and
clear.
651
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:41,400
Well, maybe so, but that's in the past
now.
652
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:45,860
Let's try to mend our fences, and I was
hoping you could even join my team.
653
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:53,640
Well, that's non -starter, but hey, I
would love to hear this out. That's all
654
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,940
ask. But first, let's have some dinner.
655
00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:58,850
Would you like some wine to start? Red
or white?
656
00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:00,630
Red, please.
657
00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:02,770
My pleasure, Mallory.
658
00:52:03,070 --> 00:52:04,750
My extreme pleasure.
659
00:52:11,530 --> 00:52:13,170
Donald. Mallory.
660
00:52:30,279 --> 00:52:31,280
Caldwell, get in here.
661
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,040
Yes, sir. You know what to do.
662
00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:37,240
Yes, sir. Consider it done, sir.
663
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,120
No extra funding for your next campaign,
Mallory.
664
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,160
Bye -bye.
665
00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:51,620
Witch hunt.
666
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,640
Disgusting. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.
Witch hunt. Witch hunt.
667
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:01,820
Nikolai, thanks for coming by on such
short notice.
668
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,120
You have the money.
669
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,140
Of course I do.
670
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,180
Excellent. I trust you.
671
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,940
I don't have to count it.
672
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,900
And the shipment is already underway.
673
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,380
Another slave for your labor camp.
674
00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:36,060
Yes. We have made good use of your last
shipment of political rivals
675
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:39,180
like that Derek Osama.
676
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:46,300
We had fun reenacting that scene from
your American show,
677
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:50,380
Roots, the one with the whip.
678
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,630
Shit. Farf bombs a prisoner.
679
00:54:22,890 --> 00:54:26,170
Yeah, Kruger put him on house arrest for
all the shit he was talking.
680
00:54:26,390 --> 00:54:28,910
He was speaking out against him and he
sure didn't like it.
681
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,170
When the fuck was you gonna tell us
that?
682
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:36,560
Sorry, I fucked up. I forgot. I screwed
the pooch on this one. I know. Does
683
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,220
anybody have a plan for this?
684
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,940
Actually, I do.
685
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,200
Hey, boys.
686
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,960
I'm gonna fuck you to death.
687
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,760
You're one dead faggot, asshole.
688
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,920
I think they got the point.
689
00:55:02,890 --> 00:55:03,890
Huff crowd.
690
00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:09,150
What do you want?
691
00:55:09,550 --> 00:55:10,970
Open up, fart bum.
692
00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:12,590
We're here to save you.
693
00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:20,530
Smells like Bigfoot's fermented dick to
you. You guys are supposed to save me,
694
00:55:20,770 --> 00:55:27,110
a downie, a trans woman, two ball
-kicking bitches, a
695
00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:29,150
deviant, and a CP.
696
00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:30,790
Reddick covered that.
697
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,240
Now, where the fuck were you when we
needed you?
698
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,180
President Krueger gave the power.
699
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,580
I tried to speak up, but I couldn't.
700
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,880
You don't know how the government
controls the media.
701
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,620
You know he got rid of the free press.
702
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,420
Mr. President, why haven't you taken a
stronger approach to the pandemic?
703
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,400
There is no pandemic.
704
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:08,000
wants to muzzle me and make me wear a
mask.
705
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:23,260
Even if there wasn't I would make sure I
706
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:29,560
had the very best health care and that
there was just enough vaccine.
707
00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:36,470
For me.
708
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:42,430
Then President Krueger took my wife
Cindy away.
709
00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:47,110
Stop calling him President Krueger. He's
not my president.
710
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:54,190
Call him shitface, asshat, police
bucket, dickwad,
711
00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:56,190
cocksucker.
712
00:56:57,170 --> 00:56:59,250
No offense, cocksucker.
713
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,190
Just not president.
714
00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:05,250
Come on, fart bomb.
715
00:57:05,530 --> 00:57:08,570
You gotta man up and grow up here.
716
00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:11,150
It's time to fight.
717
00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:14,630
And get your sweet little Cindy back.
718
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:16,170
Okay, okay.
719
00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:18,010
No more President Kruger.
720
00:57:18,590 --> 00:57:19,930
Where do we go from here?
721
00:57:22,590 --> 00:57:23,590
America's gone.
722
00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:25,250
Bite your tongue, boy.
723
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,710
America's right here.
724
00:57:29,350 --> 00:57:32,730
Damn, man. Fuck Kruger. We are America.
725
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,500
Let's make this happen.
726
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,840
What he said.
727
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,360
What are we waiting for?
728
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,500
Let's make America weird again.
729
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:49,780
Yeah, man!
730
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:56,180
I wonder what Kruger even wanted with
Cindy anyways.
731
00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:10,830
Just a second.
732
00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:22,090
Sir, I've got good news and I've got bad
news.
733
00:58:22,390 --> 00:58:23,390
What is it?
734
00:58:26,690 --> 00:58:30,410
I'm sorry, sir. Well, the good news is
we have successfully crushed the
735
00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,470
rebellion at the Black Hawk Reservation.
736
00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:34,130
And the bad news?
737
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,510
Some of them might have gotten away.
738
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:43,440
Oh, fuck, that is just perfect. I tell
you, you cannot find good help these
739
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,480
days. Is there anything else, sir?
740
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:48,080
Hey, motherfucker, I ask the questions
around here, not you.
741
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,440
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
742
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680
No,
743
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,960
there's nothing else.
744
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,480
Wait!
745
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,840
Get me a taco.
746
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160
Yes, sir.
747
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,480
Tacos rule.
748
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,340
And blowjobs.
749
00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:03,260
Your reign of terror will come to an
end.
750
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,860
My Dexter will stop you. I can feel it.
751
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,220
And feel it. You've been recycling that
line for the past three years.
752
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,580
There's only one thing you should be
feeling.
753
00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:16,840
Now, where were we?
754
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,980
Oh, get away. Get away.
755
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,040
Who's this guy we're looking for?
756
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,360
Donny Aspey.
757
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,220
The chief never told us where to find
him. Why not?
758
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:33,280
He got blown up.
759
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,920
You know, same as that.
760
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,620
All I can think about back here is how
when we're done with all this, I'm going
761
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,300
to be fucking the brains out of my
manatee girlfriend, Dana the Dugong.
762
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,220
Oh, it's going to be so good.
763
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,720
These are the convicts of Stux, an
island without women in the Gulf of
764
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,560
Carpentaria. They have captured one of
those marine monsters which biologists
765
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,820
today call dugong.
766
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:34,240
Once they were called sirens, those
mysterious creatures about whom Homer
767
01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:39,600
half fish, half beautiful woman, the
lure of which caused the death of so
768
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,000
sailors in ancient times.
769
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,560
Convicts watch her slow agony in stony
silence.
770
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:28,280
They're waiting for nightfall, when they
will perpetrate over her flesh a rite
771
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,320
of love, tragic and ancient as the world
itself.
772
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,940
No! Who would treat such a magnificent
creature like this?
773
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,900
What in the holy sea, Cal?
774
01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:44,640
You're so beautiful, baby. Don't worry,
I got this.
775
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,660
I'm gonna get you so wet, baby.
776
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,830
It's all going to be okay. I promise.
777
01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:06,590
All right, save me. I'm going to save
you, baby.
778
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,680
I love you.
779
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,920
My love is deep at the ocean.
780
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:31,760
I found a love that I know is true.
781
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:35,360
And one, and one, and two.
782
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:41,740
Oh, my love.
783
01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:46,700
My love is bright as the stars above.
784
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:12,890
Get your head out of the gutter!
785
01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:14,710
I deserve that.
786
01:03:19,010 --> 01:03:24,450
So, when all this is over, you think you
and me can have sex?
787
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:27,750
We'll see.
788
01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:30,610
It's a real Kruger!
789
01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:42,990
You think there's even anybody in there?
790
01:03:43,310 --> 01:03:45,810
Oh, you fucking bears, though. Keep
moving.
791
01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:47,930
No, let's see what's inside.
792
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,200
I mean, I've never fucked a bear before,
but I'm down to try anything.
793
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,900
Yeah, if it doesn't bite her dick off
first.
794
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:57,960
Hey, excuse me, I can take care of
myself, thank you very much.
795
01:03:58,620 --> 01:03:59,620
Okay.
796
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,580
You want to be a bear's personal bitch?
Go for it.
797
01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:27,230
I'm John D. Asby. That was easy.
798
01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:33,670
Wait up for me, guys. I had to shit.
799
01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:42,610
The people need to see this.
800
01:04:43,190 --> 01:04:45,030
Chief Broken Arrow said you could help
us.
801
01:04:46,390 --> 01:04:47,810
How did you guys find me?
802
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,490
Honestly, this was the first place we
looked.
803
01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:51,750
Where have you been, man?
804
01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:54,570
And what's your excuse for giving up the
fight against Kruger?
805
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,360
And waiting for the right dramatic
moment to reappear?
806
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:05,100
Me and Jake, a friend of mine, we
created a website where we can share
807
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:06,240
memes and porn.
808
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,380
But it became a platform for the Pianon
movement.
809
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:16,380
More and more people believed in
pedophile pizza parlors and Jewish space
810
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:21,920
and convinced themselves that only
Kruger could save them from all that
811
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,560
bullshit. And then one day, my friend
Jake...
812
01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:25,810
Just disappeared.
813
01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:32,150
He's probably one of those institutions,
if he's alive at all. His own creation
814
01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:33,150
destroyed him.
815
01:05:33,410 --> 01:05:34,690
I don't want to be next.
816
01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,890
But who's spread on that Pianon
bullshit?
817
01:05:38,290 --> 01:05:39,830
Where is it all coming from?
818
01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,370
So that's what hacking really looks
like.
819
01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,890
I thought it only looked like that in
those terrible 90s movies.
820
01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:48,210
Oh, shit.
821
01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:50,490
The Donville Concentration Institution.
822
01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,590
That's where the Pianon signal is
emanating from.
823
01:05:54,190 --> 01:05:55,190
It's a person.
824
01:05:56,710 --> 01:05:57,710
And a weapon.
825
01:05:57,990 --> 01:06:00,230
We have to take it down. Billy's right.
826
01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:02,530
We have to stop being on once and for
all.
827
01:06:03,310 --> 01:06:05,370
Yeah, let's get those cocksuckers.
828
01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,530
Hey, I miss reclaiming the word
cocksucker.
829
01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,130
We will.
830
01:06:10,430 --> 01:06:11,910
And replace it with this.
831
01:06:12,430 --> 01:06:14,070
So everyone can see the truth.
832
01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:16,230
It's what the Chief would have wanted.
833
01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:18,950
Chief Broken Arrow? Where is he?
834
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:21,450
He got fucked up by Krugazami.
835
01:06:22,230 --> 01:06:23,230
Chief Broken Arrow?
836
01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:25,670
Sleep well, my friend.
837
01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:28,230
You shall not have died in vain.
838
01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:57,900
Genie, you have freed me from my prison.
839
01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:01,940
So tell me, what does your heart desire?
840
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,860
Are you ready to accept my domination?
841
01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,140
No.
842
01:08:18,899 --> 01:08:19,939
No.
843
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,840
What a stupid bitch.
844
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,600
Oh, my God.
845
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,819
Sir. Excuse me.
846
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,760
A bunch of retards, along with Farbbaum,
have broken into the compound.
847
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:37,620
This is obviously some feeble attempt at
defiance, but they are attacking.
848
01:08:37,979 --> 01:08:40,319
Well, take care of it. I don't want any
of them alive.
849
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:41,979
I want them dead.
850
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,200
Yes, sir.
851
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,740
Oh, shit.
852
01:08:55,149 --> 01:08:58,490
Thought I found that Johnny Astley ran
out of it. We gotta split up.
853
01:08:58,750 --> 01:08:59,970
I'm coming with you, Billy.
854
01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:03,430
I'm coming with you too, man. You need a
lot of firepower.
855
01:09:04,090 --> 01:09:07,550
Well, don't cock -block me, man. Family
shows me like you.
856
01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:09,689
Nobody cock -blocking you, man.
857
01:09:10,109 --> 01:09:11,109
Let's go.
858
01:09:11,430 --> 01:09:13,390
We all have to find that signal.
859
01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:14,890
Let's move that.
860
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,780
Please leave me here.
861
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,160
Not at all.
862
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:54,960
Well, well, well.
863
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,180
This is the end of the line, retards and
retard lovers.
864
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,040
You thought you were going to lead a
rebellion?
865
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,720
How foolish.
866
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:05,640
I'll take care of this.
867
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:09,699
That's right.
868
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,020
Go get them, Far Bob.
869
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,100
Awesome.
870
01:10:31,530 --> 01:10:33,370
You prison freak.
871
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:37,240
Listen, I was just following orders.
872
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,460
Honestly, I'm a good guy. I'll try to
work. I'm a good guy. Wait, wait, wait,
873
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,760
wait. I have a chinchilla at home. Her
name's Sally. She kind of looks like
874
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:46,520
I'm sorry, but, like, she needs her
papa.
875
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,640
Come on, you've got to understand.
876
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,160
Okay, wait, listen, I'll tell you the
truth. I'll tell you the truth. I'll
877
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,019
you.
878
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,020
I have OCD.
879
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,398
You don't understand.
880
01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:01,640
Like, I need order, and I like control,
and also sometimes when I start getting
881
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,880
nervous, I start stuttering, and, like,
they would have locked me up. They would
882
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,910
have... Institutionalize me like
everyone else.
883
01:12:07,330 --> 01:12:08,510
Obviously, you've got to understand.
884
01:12:09,010 --> 01:12:10,010
Wait, wait.
885
01:12:17,950 --> 01:12:19,650
Okay. Thank you.
886
01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:21,130
Thank you.
887
01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:23,770
Let's see what's really inside you.
888
01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:22,170
Good. Let's take this sucker down.
Replace it with that video.
889
01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:25,090
Is it really disturbing, that video?
890
01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:27,690
Jake, you're alive.
891
01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:30,890
Yeah, but you won't be if you take
another step.
892
01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:33,210
I thought you were captured by Pianon.
893
01:13:33,430 --> 01:13:35,990
I am Pianon. I've always been Pianon.
894
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,010
You sold out to your own people.
895
01:13:38,550 --> 01:13:39,550
Why?
896
01:13:39,770 --> 01:13:41,790
Why does anyone sell out? Money.
897
01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:44,850
Kruger pays me really well to write his
speeches.
898
01:13:45,090 --> 01:13:46,950
Plus, I hate being disabled.
899
01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:49,160
along with all the other retarded trash
that's in here.
900
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:54,540
You write all that peon on bullshit for
Kruger? I write all Kruger's speeches,
901
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,680
including the one he's giving in
Donville tomorrow.
902
01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,520
Kruger's going to be in Donville
tomorrow?
903
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,860
Yeah, but she'll be in an unmarked
grave.
904
01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:08,640
That's got to be John.
905
01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:09,980
Get him.
906
01:14:17,210 --> 01:14:21,630
That was a practice shot. Next one's
going right between the eyes.
907
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,040
don't think I'm going to make it.
908
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:55,940
Kruger's holding a rally at Donville
tomorrow.
909
01:14:56,780 --> 01:14:58,600
Fox News is covering it.
910
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,460
You've got to get this on the air.
911
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,080
I will.
912
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:09,100
Billy, keep up the good fight.
913
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,080
Don't worry.
914
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,580
We won't give up.
915
01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:16,700
And tell Putin to go fuck himself.
916
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,420
He has no business being in the
Asperger's community.
917
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,170
I'm in deep shit now, mister.
918
01:15:30,850 --> 01:15:33,970
You retards think you're getting away
with this?
919
01:15:34,710 --> 01:15:39,810
President Krueger is going to make sure
that all of you pay for this dearly.
920
01:15:40,230 --> 01:15:43,810
You stupid fucking moron.
921
01:15:45,270 --> 01:15:49,810
I was only following orders.
922
01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:52,330
Here's an order for you, asshole.
923
01:15:52,910 --> 01:15:53,950
Enjoy yourself.
924
01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:56,780
Commits a bitch that shoots on the rag.
925
01:16:49,559 --> 01:16:51,160
Nice shot, Kyle.
926
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:56,700
Woo!
927
01:16:57,340 --> 01:17:00,760
That was a clean kill, wasn't it, Dad?
It sure was, Junior.
928
01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:11,090
Copy that.
929
01:17:12,370 --> 01:17:13,370
Yes, I'll tell him.
930
01:17:16,710 --> 01:17:18,810
Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir.
931
01:17:19,310 --> 01:17:20,289
Oh, great.
932
01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,290
What is it?
933
01:17:21,810 --> 01:17:26,170
A bunch of retired rebels and Fartbomb
have released all the cards from the
934
01:17:26,170 --> 01:17:29,970
Donville concentration institution, sir.
Well, that's just perfect.
935
01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:34,050
You'll have to double the security for
my speech in Donville. Yes, sir. But
936
01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,890
there is some good news. We found their
vehicle.
937
01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,250
They must have abandoned it. Abandoned
it? Why?
938
01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:39,610
They ran out of gas.
939
01:17:40,510 --> 01:17:41,510
Totally. Oh.
940
01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:49,170
God damn it, Junior. Watch where you aim
that thing. You almost got me.
941
01:17:49,990 --> 01:17:50,990
Sorry, Dad.
942
01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:52,370
Don't worry, son.
943
01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:53,810
Just do better next time.
944
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:04,210
Oh, thank goodness we found this shelter
and we did.
945
01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:06,310
Hey, guys.
946
01:18:06,570 --> 01:18:07,990
Wow, we have a few minutes.
947
01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:15,210
Without fighting for the future of our
country or killing bad people, I realize
948
01:18:15,210 --> 01:18:18,010
I need to know a few things about you
guys.
949
01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:23,870
Well, I don't have to go over my
backstory. Everybody knows about me and
950
01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:25,830
True that.
951
01:18:26,830 --> 01:18:30,990
And all of you are pretty aware of my
history, too.
952
01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:32,530
And Manatee lovers.
953
01:18:33,590 --> 01:18:37,090
But what about Cotton and Raven and
Alex?
954
01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:40,790
Yeah. Well, it's really a simple story.
955
01:18:41,270 --> 01:18:46,090
We were strippers, and we were pretty
good at it, and then Kruger came and
956
01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:47,090
fucked everything up.
957
01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,490
Pretty good?
958
01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:51,690
Speak for yourself, lady. I was fucking
great.
959
01:18:52,050 --> 01:18:53,790
All right, yeah, you were pretty great.
960
01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:57,390
Yeah, well, you were too. Hey, enough of
this false modesty shit.
961
01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:03,230
Okay, okay, I was great too. I got more
money shoved in my crotch on an average
962
01:19:03,230 --> 01:19:05,830
Monday than most dudes make in a week.
963
01:19:06,190 --> 01:19:09,330
Anyway, we'd probably still be there
except for two things.
964
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,090
Our boss, a .k .a.
965
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:16,210
Dominic the Douchebag, started pushing
us to turn tricks.
966
01:19:17,050 --> 01:19:21,070
He also started campaigning for Kruger.
Are the tricks we could have dealt with?
967
01:19:21,210 --> 01:19:22,210
You, maybe.
968
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,450
Well, probably not.
969
01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:25,970
But the Kruger part?
970
01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:27,350
No way.
971
01:19:27,610 --> 01:19:32,570
And then one night, the asshole started
putting the moves on us. We wanted a
972
01:19:32,570 --> 01:19:37,690
three -way and he got... Super
aggressive about it. He wanted you and
973
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:44,030
too. Good one, girl. Anyway, two
powerful females who do quite a job on
974
01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:45,930
asshole's groin. Oh, my groin.
975
01:19:46,150 --> 01:19:48,530
He probably can't even function to this
day.
976
01:19:49,090 --> 01:19:56,050
Then we ran away, joined the resistance,
and now the only time
977
01:19:56,050 --> 01:19:57,270
we strip is for sex.
978
01:19:57,650 --> 01:20:00,350
Now if we could only find the right men
to have sex with.
979
01:20:00,730 --> 01:20:02,330
Guess you better keep looking.
980
01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:09,250
I'm sure the right guys are out there
somewhere.
981
01:20:10,070 --> 01:20:12,710
Uh, well, I guess I'm up next.
982
01:20:13,510 --> 01:20:18,370
Believe it or not, I was married once to
the greatest guy I've ever known.
983
01:20:18,790 --> 01:20:22,210
Well, we weren't legally married, but we
might as well have been.
984
01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:27,810
His name was Rick. We met in college,
and it was love at first sight. We moved
985
01:20:27,810 --> 01:20:29,970
into a really nice neighborhood in
Donville.
986
01:20:30,510 --> 01:20:32,170
For a while, things were great.
987
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:37,240
Rick was a baker, and a really good one.
The cakes were to die for.
988
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,660
Every birthday was a fiesta.
989
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,060
But things got nasty.
990
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:46,100
That nice neighborhood turned out to be
a hotbed of transphobia.
991
01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:50,780
And one day the neighbors descended on
our house with clubs and told us to get
992
01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:54,340
out, or they would take permanent steps
to make sure we vacated.
993
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:58,360
Rick argued and pleaded, and oh my God,
was he persuasive.
994
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,560
But they beat him to a pulp anyway.
995
01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:02,120
And then they came at me.
996
01:21:02,570 --> 01:21:07,450
I ran for our car and got out of there.
A few blocks away, I accidentally hit
997
01:21:07,450 --> 01:21:10,470
this old lady and another car crushed
her head so I had to stop.
998
01:21:11,230 --> 01:21:12,230
Wait a minute, dude.
999
01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:14,230
Coincidence alert.
1000
01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:16,950
That was my evil grandma you hit.
1001
01:21:18,490 --> 01:21:20,190
Wow. Small world.
1002
01:21:20,990 --> 01:21:25,510
Anyway, as I was saying... I was put on
trial even though it was an accident,
1003
01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:27,430
but President Osama pardoned me.
1004
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,150
That was the good news.
1005
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:32,020
The bad news was that Rick died of his
injuries.
1006
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:37,100
And more bad news, when Krueger took
office, he sent a warrant out for my
1007
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:41,440
for being a pet project of President
Osama, and also just for being
1008
01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:44,660
So when I heard about the resistance, I
was there.
1009
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,760
So sorry about Rick.
1010
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:52,420
But here we are, and we're all for one.
1011
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:54,800
Hey guys!
1012
01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:59,110
Krueger takes the stage in the town
square tomorrow at 11 a .m.
1013
01:22:00,110 --> 01:22:04,170
Okay. Look out, Krueger. Tomorrow will
be the day.
1014
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:05,670
Yeah!
1015
01:22:19,910 --> 01:22:20,910
Great.
1016
01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:24,070
Should have known security was going to
be tight. So how do we get in?
1017
01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:28,460
I think I found her solution, guys.
1018
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,700
Great job, manatee lover.
1019
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,900
I guess you're not just some sick,
disgusting, twisted pervert after all.
1020
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:41,360
Um, can y 'all go ahead of me? I really
have to take a shit.
1021
01:22:41,980 --> 01:22:43,360
Take a shit now?
1022
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,240
Forget her, Will.
1023
01:22:47,820 --> 01:22:48,820
She's gotta go.
1024
01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,079
Gotta go.
1025
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,920
Hey, y 'all, don't worry about me. I'll
meet up with y 'all later.
1026
01:23:07,809 --> 01:23:13,270
Where do you think you're going? Oh, I
have clearance to serve food at Kruger's
1027
01:23:13,270 --> 01:23:15,730
Rally. Let me see your papers. Yeah,
yeah, hold on.
1028
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:25,150
You know, I've been a supporter of
Kruger's for a long time, even before he
1029
01:23:25,150 --> 01:23:26,150
became president.
1030
01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:27,148
Great guy.
1031
01:23:27,150 --> 01:23:31,650
Sure is. You know, in fact, I've been a
huge fan of his way back to TV show, all
1032
01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:35,810
of it. It's part of why I ended up
getting permits so that I could serve.
1033
01:23:36,390 --> 01:23:38,170
You know, tacos here at the rally.
1034
01:23:38,630 --> 01:23:42,770
Not those terrible, gross, disgusting
Mexican tacos, though. You know what I'm
1035
01:23:42,770 --> 01:23:46,450
talking about. Good old -fashioned
American tacos. Yeah, Mexicans are too
1036
01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:48,470
Way too spicy. Right, absolutely.
1037
01:23:48,890 --> 01:23:51,330
So, uh, we're good to go, right?
1038
01:23:53,430 --> 01:23:54,430
No.
1039
01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,410
Oh, do go, dick.
1040
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,460
Well, well, well.
1041
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,840
You libtards thought you were going to
get away with this.
1042
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:15,480
Luckily, we had a little help from
someone you know.
1043
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:21,920
Alex?
1044
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,279
That's right.
1045
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,620
I've been working with the government
this whole time.
1046
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,540
How else do you think they found your
secret resistance base?
1047
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:32,320
And now, thanks to Alex, we have all six
of you.
1048
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,480
Why did you betray us?
1049
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:40,080
Kruger doesn't care about transgender
people.
1050
01:24:40,460 --> 01:24:42,920
Ha! Who cares if I'm transgender?
1051
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:47,040
Kruger gives me money to throw the trans
community under the bus.
1052
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:52,020
I go on conservative talk shows and I
tell them that I'm detransitioning. I go
1053
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:56,680
on podcasts and I tell people that trans
women are groomers. I start absurd
1054
01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:03,220
discourse online with ludicrous hot
takes to sow chaos amongst leftists.
1055
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:07,860
Have you checked my Twiddler recently? I
have a million followers, and all of
1056
01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:11,180
them with blue check marks that they
paid for themselves.
1057
01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:15,140
I identify as a psyop.
1058
01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:20,460
Why would I ever give up the grit of
being conservative token trans bitch?
1059
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:27,400
But what about that story you shared
with us about getting run out of the
1060
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:28,400
neighborhood?
1061
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,460
You mean how your grandma got run over?
1062
01:25:32,030 --> 01:25:33,630
That was a drug deal gone bad.
1063
01:25:33,930 --> 01:25:37,570
Luckily, Kruger pardoned me, and I've
been in his service ever since.
1064
01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:39,950
You cocksucker!
1065
01:25:40,290 --> 01:25:41,710
I mean it this time.
1066
01:25:42,050 --> 01:25:47,230
Only you're the one who will be doing
the cocksucking in prison and carpet
1067
01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:48,230
munching for you two.
1068
01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:50,710
Fuck you, you damn traitor.
1069
01:25:51,910 --> 01:25:53,710
Sorry, not interested.
1070
01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:57,030
Well, I think my work here is done.
1071
01:25:57,770 --> 01:25:59,390
Thanks for the tacos and the meatballs.
1072
01:26:00,010 --> 01:26:01,390
Wait, Cadwell.
1073
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:02,879
What is it?
1074
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:06,040
I'm sure this is what you wanted.
1075
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:10,840
Being the Mr. President of the White
House.
1076
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,800
What are you talking about?
1077
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,420
The party that you are a part of.
1078
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,540
It wasn't always like this.
1079
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,540
What President Krueger is doing is for
the good of the nation.
1080
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:25,980
All these immigrants and people of
color, they're not healthy things.
1081
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,240
And...
1082
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,620
Retards like you, you're not helping
anything.
1083
01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:35,300
You're gross.
1084
01:26:36,460 --> 01:26:38,340
But we are the nation.
1085
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:42,180
People think pubic hair is gross.
1086
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:46,740
But you don't see men shaving it off.
1087
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,880
You're just being retarded because of
your extra chrome.
1088
01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:53,840
Am I retarded because the last I
checked?
1089
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:59,300
Nazis and racism were supposed to be
enemies of our country, like Hitler or
1090
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,860
Stalin. Our country's not racist.
1091
01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:03,580
That's not true.
1092
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:04,940
Really?
1093
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:11,620
Then why are we being rounded up like
Hitler did to the Jews?
1094
01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:15,100
Because that was President Kruger's
orders.
1095
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:19,600
Sir Chuck Galen, you know it to be true.
1096
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,400
You've been duped.
1097
01:27:22,650 --> 01:27:24,530
to do something un -American.
1098
01:27:31,970 --> 01:27:32,970
I've heard enough.
1099
01:27:47,150 --> 01:27:48,330
Go on, get out of here.
1100
01:27:48,850 --> 01:27:49,850
Thank you.
1101
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:28,440
Have a heart.
1102
01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:29,960
Don't mind if I do.
1103
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,180
We've got to get to that fucking truck.
1104
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:52,140
And we've got to get the bill on the
air.
1105
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,000
You're right.
1106
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:59,980
Don't worry. Leave it to me. I know what
the fuck's news people want.
1107
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:15,360
I was wondering, what's a girl got to do
to get
1108
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:17,900
sexually harassed around here?
1109
01:29:18,260 --> 01:29:19,360
We'll help you out.
1110
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,480
have won a small victory here in
Donville. A very small victory, believe
1111
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,920
But we will crush them and we will win.
1112
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:43,140
For this is America and in America,
terrorism never wins.
1113
01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,360
At least not when they do it.
1114
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,080
Any other objections?
1115
01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,780
Not so fast, Kruger.
1116
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:05,120
Oh, retard.
1117
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,320
How did you get out of jail?
1118
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:11,460
The students set us free after I gave
him a good talking to.
1119
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:16,640
Oh, fuck. You gave Caldwell one of those
libtard speeches, didn't you?
1120
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:20,340
I'm getting rid of that motherfucker
before the end of the day. In the
1121
01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:22,620
I brought someone along for protection.
1122
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,120
Bring her out, Sergeant Massacre. Yes,
sir.
1123
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,780
Wait till you see who's here. Come on,
you stupid rainbow bitch.
1124
01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:32,590
Cindy! All right.
1125
01:30:32,990 --> 01:30:37,730
Make any false moves and Fartbomb's
bitch gets her brain splattered all over
1126
01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:40,250
cement. Drop your weapon now.
1127
01:30:45,950 --> 01:30:47,790
Very, very good.
1128
01:30:48,090 --> 01:30:51,370
Guard, give one of them a reward for
their cooperation.
1129
01:30:51,890 --> 01:30:52,890
Yes, sir.
1130
01:31:00,099 --> 01:31:02,520
Tell Dana I love her.
1131
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:04,020
How could you?
1132
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:10,180
You're so evil.
1133
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:11,880
So what?
1134
01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:18,440
You're not going to kick me in the nuts
this time?
1135
01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:20,180
Not this time.
1136
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,740
Fuck you, King Kong Bundy.
1137
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:46,640
Here at the Donville Concentration
Institution, or CI for short, we see
1138
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:50,320
being forced to walk in a circle for 10
hours a day listening to nursery rhymes.
1139
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:54,680
Because no matter what the politically
correct elites say, that's all retards
1140
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:58,840
are good for. Just one more example of
the marvelous strides we are taking to
1141
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,380
make America straight again.
1142
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,460
Did you hear the music stop at 1138?
1143
01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:08,940
Now get back in line.
1144
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:10,940
Man, I'm tired.
1145
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,100
I need a poop. I think I got a remedy
for your problem.
1146
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:17,100
Now help jog your memory in regard to
the rules.
1147
01:32:56,790 --> 01:32:58,350
Cindy. Out of my way, loser.
1148
01:33:05,110 --> 01:33:07,710
Hey, that motherfucker's getting away.
1149
01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:09,590
What are you going to do about it,
Billy?
1150
01:33:09,830 --> 01:33:13,670
Oh, I'm going to catch that big piece of
shit and flush him down the toilet.
1151
01:33:14,910 --> 01:33:16,350
Yeah, we'll handle it.
1152
01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:17,950
Take care, Cindy.
1153
01:33:24,310 --> 01:33:26,210
Let's see what this baby can do.
1154
01:33:29,550 --> 01:33:30,550
Shit.
1155
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,110
Out of gas.
1156
01:33:33,050 --> 01:33:34,050
What are we going to do now?
1157
01:34:19,950 --> 01:34:20,950
He killed an elder.
1158
01:34:21,310 --> 01:34:24,990
Bastard! I'm gonna get you, but he had a
cockmonger.
1159
01:35:09,100 --> 01:35:10,100
No fart bomb.
1160
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:15,000
What? We gotta bring him back to town so
he can face justice.
1161
01:35:21,020 --> 01:35:25,500
Alright, Krueger.
1162
01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:29,300
You've given this country red, white,
and blue balls.
1163
01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:32,300
Now we're gonna make sure you get a
happy ending.
1164
01:35:53,960 --> 01:36:00,660
We the people should know what a racist
dictator when we see one. I have
1165
01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:01,660
doubts.
1166
01:36:01,860 --> 01:36:06,920
And even I know this asshole is
retarded.
1167
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:08,860
Not me.
1168
01:36:09,660 --> 01:36:14,040
We've made mistakes in this country.
1169
01:36:15,180 --> 01:36:18,560
Mistakes we can never make right.
1170
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:22,980
But we have to learn from the past.
1171
01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:26,100
Or there is no future.
1172
01:36:26,860 --> 01:36:31,180
Yeah, we all been clown -raped by this
guy right here. People with disabilities
1173
01:36:31,180 --> 01:36:32,360
and regular people.
1174
01:36:32,660 --> 01:36:33,660
Fucking asshole.
1175
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,440
That's right.
1176
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:40,700
All of us have paid the price for
electing this ass monkey.
1177
01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:44,800
We all got the right to get married, to
fuck with people with disabilities,
1178
01:36:45,220 --> 01:36:50,080
chase ass, get drunk, and live our
lives. That's what we all have the right
1179
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:52,040
do. So fuck trans.
1180
01:36:52,650 --> 01:36:59,230
and homophobia, anti -Semitism, fascism,
Islamophobia,
1181
01:36:59,530 --> 01:37:02,150
communism, and racism.
1182
01:37:02,510 --> 01:37:09,430
We can make our world a better place if
we learn from our own
1183
01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:16,270
bullshit. We must acknowledge our
mistakes and move forward into a
1184
01:37:16,270 --> 01:37:18,250
bright future for everyone.
1185
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:29,620
From now on, we have some unfinished
business to take care of.
1186
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,020
So stick around, folks.
1187
01:37:33,060 --> 01:37:34,840
This is going to be fun.
1188
01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:36,740
Are you ready?
1189
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,380
You know what they say.
1190
01:37:45,780 --> 01:37:47,100
Here today.
1191
01:37:47,340 --> 01:37:48,340
You wouldn't dare!
1192
01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:53,900
Don went to win.
1193
01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:02,070
What have we here?
1194
01:38:02,870 --> 01:38:05,310
It's your trusty old hairbrush.
1195
01:38:06,090 --> 01:38:08,150
It won't be needed once anymore.
1196
01:38:08,850 --> 01:38:11,170
No more hair to brush.
1197
01:38:13,190 --> 01:38:14,850
But I have an idea.
1198
01:38:15,570 --> 01:38:18,690
A long overdue for a good spanking.
1199
01:38:18,950 --> 01:38:19,950
What?
1200
01:38:32,330 --> 01:38:33,710
I like to see what you're hiding.
1201
01:38:40,710 --> 01:38:41,710
That's gross.
1202
01:38:43,970 --> 01:38:50,290
It's like looking into a Ziploc bag
that's been crumpled a thousand times
1203
01:38:50,290 --> 01:38:51,450
thrown into the ocean.
1204
01:38:53,530 --> 01:38:57,450
Small, yet able to kill baby squids and
octopi.
1205
01:39:04,140 --> 01:39:05,140
that little guy.
1206
01:39:05,780 --> 01:39:09,440
What a teeny weeny wiener.
1207
01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:10,780
You motherfucker.
1208
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:12,660
Watch your mouth, pal.
1209
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:14,120
Get over my knee.
1210
01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:16,200
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1211
01:39:44,170 --> 01:39:45,170
Nice and hot.
1212
01:39:46,170 --> 01:39:47,610
Bring all the molasses.
1213
01:40:20,490 --> 01:40:21,389
Sucks language.
1214
01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:25,470
Maybe I have to put you over my knee
again. No, no, no, no more spanking, no
1215
01:40:25,470 --> 01:40:29,430
more spanking, no more spanking. Please,
please, please.
1216
01:40:30,090 --> 01:40:31,370
Have you learned your lesson?
1217
01:40:32,790 --> 01:40:33,790
Yes.
1218
01:40:34,030 --> 01:40:35,030
Yes what?
1219
01:40:37,950 --> 01:40:38,950
Yes, sir.
1220
01:40:39,570 --> 01:40:41,770
What was that? I can't hear you.
1221
01:40:41,990 --> 01:40:42,990
Yes, sir.
1222
01:40:44,750 --> 01:40:46,010
What was that, soldier?
1223
01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:47,870
Sir, yes, sir!
1224
01:40:58,250 --> 01:40:59,450
He says he's won his lesson.
1225
01:41:01,790 --> 01:41:04,670
Do you think he's had enough punishment?
1226
01:41:10,350 --> 01:41:11,830
Farfuck, bring on the nair.
1227
01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:13,770
No! No!
1228
01:41:14,490 --> 01:41:17,790
Not the nair! I'm gonna fuck your
follicles, bitch.
1229
01:41:18,150 --> 01:41:19,250
Anything but the nair!
1230
01:41:19,530 --> 01:41:20,530
Please!
1231
01:41:21,990 --> 01:41:23,350
This is for saving me.
1232
01:41:42,190 --> 01:41:46,590
A retard like you could destroy my
beautiful bigotry.
1233
01:41:48,030 --> 01:41:49,230
Look out!
1234
01:41:49,590 --> 01:41:50,610
Look out!
1235
01:41:51,430 --> 01:41:52,590
I'm going.
1236
01:41:53,970 --> 01:41:55,070
I'm going.
1237
01:42:04,310 --> 01:42:05,710
Oof. Man.
1238
01:42:05,970 --> 01:42:09,230
Wow. I always knew he was full of shit.
1239
01:42:09,570 --> 01:42:11,050
But who guessed?
1240
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:12,720
That much.
1241
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:22,080
Hi, Dana.
1242
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:27,440
I knew you and Manage the Lover had some
chemistry going on.
1243
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:30,580
But you won't be coming back.
1244
01:42:31,900 --> 01:42:33,180
Got blown up.
1245
01:42:34,460 --> 01:42:40,000
So me and the guy have decided to give
you...
1246
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:43,480
The whole thing wants to come off.
1247
01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:03,740
So, come on, Billy. Let's get out of
here, man.
1248
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:05,560
This place is bullshit.
1249
01:43:06,060 --> 01:43:07,060
We got to go.
1250
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,600
Breaking headline news.
1251
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:21,000
President Donald J. Kruger was
unceremoniously divested of his silver
1252
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:26,760
administered a sound spanking with his
own hairbrush by new national hero,
1253
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:27,760
Bates.
1254
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:36,420
Kruger has left behind a legacy. A
legacy of the abuse of a nation.
1255
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:43,040
The attempted ruination of an entire
planet. And the mist... treatment of
1256
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:49,520
single minority group known to man, as
well as being, in my personal opinion, a
1257
01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:50,940
smelly pile of shit.
1258
01:43:51,140 --> 01:43:55,220
The famous Kruger hairbrush will be on
display at the Smithsonian Institute in
1259
01:43:55,220 --> 01:43:56,500
Washington, D .C.
1260
01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:02,300
In related news, all concentration
institutions will be immediately closed
1261
01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:04,540
their prisoners will be set free.
1262
01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:09,180
In more news, missing political
adversaries, John McBain.
1263
01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:16,320
Mallory Minton and Derek Osama have been
located. Close to starvation, but still
1264
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:18,700
alive in a slave labor camp in Russia.
1265
01:44:19,140 --> 01:44:25,720
Finally, a special video titled The
Ignominious Demise of Donald J. Krueger
1266
01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:30,720
be distributed free, whether people
voted against him or supported him like
1267
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,720
late Kanye West.
1268
01:44:31,780 --> 01:44:34,760
Wait, isn't Kanye West still alive?
1269
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:36,100
Nigga, please.
1270
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,460
So, Billy, what do you think you're
going to do now?
1271
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:42,040
I think I've got something to live in.
1272
01:44:42,940 --> 01:44:44,320
He did a lot for me.
1273
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:46,920
How about you, Will?
1274
01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:52,520
Well, you know, me and Raven are going
to go steady.
1275
01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:54,540
Damn, for real?
1276
01:44:54,940 --> 01:44:59,120
What can I tell you? I have a thing for
guys in wheelchairs.
1277
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:02,060
Turns out they make me so hot.
1278
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:06,600
You know, once you go wheelchair, you
never go back.
1279
01:45:09,919 --> 01:45:14,400
Now, Cindy and I can return to my RV,
and I can go back to pro wrestling and
1280
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,400
crime fighting.
1281
01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:17,760
Not so fast, hot stuff.
1282
01:45:18,460 --> 01:45:22,680
I'm horny, and that's a crime you gotta
start fighting right now.
1283
01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:24,820
I need the real thing.
1284
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:28,360
Fireball.
1285
01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:32,840
Carmen, how do you feel about staying
here with me?
1286
01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,900
Oh, how do you feel?
1287
01:45:36,540 --> 01:45:42,300
About me taking you to bed and riding
you like a wild Italian all night long.
1288
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:49,080
I feel like it's the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.
1289
01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:50,560
Oh, yeah.
1290
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:52,600
I know it is.
1291
01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:55,460
I know it is.
1292
01:46:15,150 --> 01:46:19,890
Look, they see my human existence as a
reminder of what is insufficient.
1293
01:46:20,270 --> 01:46:24,730
So they get clever, but I define it
better by claiming no lesser. Yeah, I
1294
01:46:24,730 --> 01:46:28,890
it. It's an indignity to actually agree
with no conclusion drawn. But just to
1295
01:46:28,890 --> 01:46:32,570
lie to me, your mind got targets on us,
plus boundaries on our pelt. We're
1296
01:46:32,570 --> 01:46:37,350
standing up for us, and against what
they got planted for us. Yeah, the
1297
01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:41,710
don't include down even 21 comments with
an extra drip. Yeah.
1298
01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:46,880
We all want to be free. Essentially, my
family only got to fight just like me.
1299
01:46:47,060 --> 01:46:48,780
Here comes the revolutionaries.
1300
01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:51,940
Rollers, YGs, and ETs, because it's life
necessary.
1301
01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:56,040
Pete, we got to watch each other's
faces, because our skinfolk ain't
1302
01:46:56,300 --> 01:46:57,480
Some deep snitches.
1303
01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:22,880
How you think you don't belong in the
place that you stole it from the
1304
01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:24,740
first millennium of the gender region?
1305
01:47:24,980 --> 01:47:30,040
Watch y 'all actively erasing heritage
and culture. Turn mascots to gas stocks
1306
01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:35,020
by colonial vultures. Give the place to
enslavers with confederate sculptures on
1307
01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:40,260
the freedom premise. You're ugly, lost,
and eugenic. But how does it fit in the
1308
01:47:40,260 --> 01:47:41,260
kingdom pitch?
1309
01:47:41,340 --> 01:47:45,140
At least he's near the boy you're
talking. Hear the whistle? You get your
1310
01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:50,300
barking. Leave you shut when the river
leads to South Barking. But of course, y
1311
01:47:50,300 --> 01:47:54,480
'all fast bags diggin' tight and true.
If they get the freedom, they're going
1312
01:47:54,480 --> 01:47:58,360
take care of some youth. You can talk to
six tough guys that have a thing.
1313
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:02,380
Trying to get deep to dream. That's why
we're hitting those unlikely teams.
1314
01:48:22,690 --> 01:48:28,310
We got love for the humanity, fart
balls, superhero play, Carmen and Raven
1315
01:48:28,310 --> 01:48:34,110
deck, Alex, Keith, John, and Steve, then
last, me, Will, and Billy Badass,
1316
01:48:34,110 --> 01:48:37,630
coming to whoop that ass, hating,
fucking, sucking your ass up to this.
1317
01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:42,380
Yeah, and since you've invited a perfect
example of how them that follow should
1318
01:48:42,380 --> 01:48:46,620
start to be essentially because you need
y 'all to get rid of the undesirables.
1319
01:48:46,820 --> 01:48:51,660
That ain't like a supremacy addict upon
the tail, G -Man. You just got to have
1320
01:48:51,660 --> 01:48:54,440
it. Moving with absolute malice. Don't
be the savage.
1321
01:48:54,860 --> 01:48:58,980
Ableism and racism. You can't seem to
think to have it. Feel for you, bro.
1322
01:48:59,220 --> 01:49:03,820
Just got to go drop kicks and shoves.
The revolution won't be live streamed.
1323
01:49:03,820 --> 01:49:06,760
will be live. I mean, you witnessed it
live. Now, I mean.
1324
01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:10,480
Thank you for
1325
01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:31,300
watching.
1326
01:49:59,740 --> 01:50:04,060
Somebody got a freaky horn on me.
1327
01:50:04,510 --> 01:50:09,230
My heart is racing. I got my own aces. I
got my own beats. You better watch your
1328
01:50:09,230 --> 01:50:12,870
tone, Smith. I will knock you out. This
is my town.
1329
01:50:13,110 --> 01:50:15,210
We are number one. I'm living in town.
1330
01:50:15,510 --> 01:50:16,690
I'm down with the town.
1331
01:50:16,970 --> 01:50:18,970
You are on the top of the top.
1332
01:50:19,190 --> 01:50:22,270
You better shut the duck up. Right side,
wrong side.
1333
01:50:22,610 --> 01:50:23,610
This is my side.
1334
01:50:23,910 --> 01:50:28,730
You're not better than me because upside
is not down with the town. This is my
1335
01:50:28,730 --> 01:50:30,610
town. I live in the street.
1336
01:50:30,870 --> 01:50:32,210
I thought I should have found.
1337
01:50:32,490 --> 01:50:36,310
It's taking me to that galley because
he's going down with the down.
1338
01:50:36,670 --> 01:50:38,230
You calling my friends at 8?
1339
01:50:39,850 --> 01:50:41,270
I'm calling all the girls.
1340
01:50:43,170 --> 01:50:45,550
I'm calling all the girls by day.
1341
01:50:45,770 --> 01:50:47,250
I will pick you up until 8.
1342
01:50:47,470 --> 01:50:49,210
You calling me an ostrich man?
1343
01:50:49,430 --> 01:50:51,350
I will put you in the face of the sand.
1344
01:50:51,670 --> 01:50:53,230
So who are you calling me?
1345
01:50:54,010 --> 01:50:55,010
Smell if it's red.
1346
01:50:55,730 --> 01:50:57,870
Get it with a twerk. You'll look like a
pork.
1347
01:50:58,130 --> 01:51:03,530
I will tip you and trip you. I will
throw you into the round. I will put you
1348
01:51:03,530 --> 01:51:05,670
down with the down.
1349
01:51:06,830 --> 01:51:11,310
Please, I beg of you, don't do this. I
can't see my own feet.
1350
01:51:11,590 --> 01:51:13,050
I can't see my own feet.
1351
01:51:13,310 --> 01:51:14,550
We are down with the down.
1352
01:51:14,790 --> 01:51:15,810
I love in the down.
1353
01:51:16,090 --> 01:51:17,090
This is my town.
1354
01:51:17,230 --> 01:51:19,030
I love my friends. I want to get down.
1355
01:51:19,390 --> 01:51:21,450
This is my town. I want to get a beat.
1356
01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:23,740
Get out of here. I'm lovin' my meat.
1357
01:51:23,980 --> 01:51:27,720
I'm not big. Yo, why don't you get out
of daddy? Get out of smoke. You know,
1358
01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:30,580
don't you get out of hattie? Get out of
here. I love when there's smoke.
1359
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:34,660
Get out of here. I'm not worth to your
joke. I love when there's joke. I want
1360
01:51:34,660 --> 01:51:35,339
get a beat.
1361
01:51:35,340 --> 01:51:39,800
Get out of here. I'm not down with the
down. This is my beat. This is my style.
1362
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:42,040
This is my time. This is my style.
1363
01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:46,680
Get out of here. This is my rhyme. Get
out of here. This is my time.
1364
01:51:47,180 --> 01:51:49,100
I'll be down in smoke. I'm going to kiss
you later.
1365
01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:50,320
Peace!
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