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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 2 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,083 [♪ somber music ♪] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 4 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,541 (Narrator) Manatees. 5 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:13,125 God's gift to the sea. 6 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,666 Aren't they hot? 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,166 As much as I love these buxom babes, 8 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:20,083 this is not their story. 9 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:24,000 This is the legend of Billy Bates and his Special Needs Revolt. 10 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:28,125 My name is Manatee Lover, and this is our story. 11 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:31,000 - (Nate) Well, guys, it's New Year's Eve. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,958 And of course, we're going to be celebrating tonight with a big party. 13 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,583 It should be a blast. 14 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:40,583 Yeah. 15 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,333 I thought it'd be a good idea 16 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,333 to start out with our New Year's resolutions. 17 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:51,458 Billy Bates, you've just arrived, 18 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,583 and we're still getting to know you. 19 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:55,125 Would you like to start? 20 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:58,125 I don't have any resolutions. 21 00:00:58,333 --> 00:00:59,291 Sorry, fella. 22 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,833 It comes with the territory. 23 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,416 Come on, let it out. 24 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,458 I didn’t sign on for group therapy. 25 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:06,416 Come on. 26 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:06,833 Come on. 27 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,833 Yeah. Come on, come on, Billy. 28 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,875 I shouldn't even be here. 29 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:18,958 You'll need as many allies as you can find in this group home. 30 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:20,750 Fine. 31 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:24,833 Ever since I was little, 32 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,000 I've been bullied about my disability. 33 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:29,791 Even by my own Grandma. 34 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:32,958 I lived with her since I was a kid. 35 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:37,583 Everyone called her Mrs. Bates. 36 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,500 And she was a lot like her namesake in Psycho. 37 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:46,083 [grunting and screaming] 38 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,166 Oh God, there’s something in my stomach! 39 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:52,166 I can’t get it out of my belly! 40 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,958 I told you not to watch this libtard crap. 41 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,750 Next thing I know, you'll be campaigning 42 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,750 for that Muslim Derek Osama. 43 00:02:11,541 --> 00:02:14,541 Grandma was a real bitch. 44 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:19,916 No, grandma. 45 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:21,625 It's brand new. 46 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:24,625 Where did you get this? 47 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,333 Answer me when I ask you a question. 48 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,333 Who brought this piece of shit into our home? 49 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:33,833 It was Adrian. 50 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,166 He gave it to me for Christmas. 51 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:38,541 Adrian? This idiot? 52 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:41,541 Well, I'll fix his ass. 53 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:49,958 Oh! 54 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:53,458 I better not see you come near my grandson again. 55 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,125 Got it, commie pervert? 56 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:59,791 Adrian was my only friend and she drove him away. 57 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:03,208 Most other people are bullies. 58 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,000 Calling me Billy Bates, 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Master Bates, all the time. 60 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,666 It's not fair. 61 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:14,208 [woman moaning] 62 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:17,791 Oh, yeah. Ha ha. 63 00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:22,375 Later that day, 64 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:25,541 when I was trying to watch a Ken Burns documentary, 65 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:28,833 things took a turn for the worse. 66 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,208 [woman moaning] 67 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,583 I knew it. 68 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,583 You're in big trouble, Mister. 69 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:02,708 Get back here right now! 70 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,333 [horn honk] 71 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,250 Oh my God! Oh! 72 00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:18,416 Son of a bitch! 73 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,791 Shit! 74 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:24,791 Not again! 75 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:28,166 Your grandmamma got ran over by a reindeer. 76 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:31,791 Fuck you, four wheels! 77 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,666 Gentlemen, be civil. 78 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,375 Billy, please continue. 79 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:41,375 Because my parents were dead and I had no other family, 80 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:46,000 the state had no choice but to put me in this group home. 81 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,500 Billy, this is Nate. 82 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:51,500 He and the rest of the staff are going to be taking care of you from now on. 83 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,750 Listen to them and behave yourself, okay? 84 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:58,708 I don’t see why I can’t live on my own? 85 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:01,250 I don't belong here, 86 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,500 Billy, 87 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,291 why don't you look around? 88 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:08,291 I'll grab your things and show you to your room. 89 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,250 I'm sure there won't be any problem. 90 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,041 Down’s people are so cute. 91 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:21,666 Just like little tiny Buddhas with slanty eyes. 92 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,833 Sure. 93 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:31,208 - This ain’t so bad. 94 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:33,500 This ain’t like every group home 95 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,166 you’ve ever seen. 96 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,958 I've never seen a group home before. 97 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:40,583 So no basis for comparison. 98 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,833 Dude. 99 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:44,333 Billy. Meet Will. 100 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:48,125 He's been here for a long time, and so have a lot of other residents. 101 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,666 We're only here to help you. 102 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:53,666 The sounds like being a prisoner to me. 103 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Give it a try. 104 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,666 We have games, activities, life guidance. 105 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:03,458 I don't need any help. 106 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,458 I don't need to have play dates 107 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,250 with some cerebral palsy jerk. 108 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,333 Billy! 109 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:12,333 - Oh! - Will, not cool man. 110 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,583 - Son of a bitch! - That’s what you get. 111 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:18,083 Everyone was against me. 112 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:19,916 My dead Grandma, 113 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,166 the state, 114 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:23,625 Will and his stupid wheelchair. 115 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:27,250 But I'll get my revenge on Will later. 116 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:28,666 Wait, what? 117 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:31,041 When you least expect it, buddy. 118 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:34,625 There must be something positive you can say about being here, Billy. 119 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:38,333 I got to watch wrestling for, like, fifteen minutes yesterday. 120 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:43,875 I was watching a replay of the latest Spank Down. 121 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Trying to perfect my moves. 122 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,125 - (commentator #1) I hate this guy. - (comentator #2) Who is this? It’s like a goon? 123 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,375 - It's one of rock star Robbie Vegas... - That’s not a goon. 124 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:55,916 That is one of his roadies. 125 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,291 Taking one for the team, 126 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,916 and Fartbomb is assaulting this man. 127 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:01,500 What is this? Oh shit. 128 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,166 Is that Fartbomb? 129 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,625 Oh. That's good. 130 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,500 You know it. He’s the best. 131 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,750 - No. The Fartbomb fights against injustice like the rockstar Robbie Vegas, 132 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,625 with a kick to the midsection right here. - That's how you fight! 133 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:13,791 - That is how you fight! 134 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:16,291 - That's a real champ there. 135 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:17,666 - He's a coward. He's backing away. 136 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:20,541 - He's a smart man. You should never put your hand. 137 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:25,083 Oh, disgusting behavior by our so-called superhero. 138 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:27,958 Get out of there, Robbie! Get out! 139 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,291 Oh, we know what's coming next. 140 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:34,375 - Oh, no. Is it going to be? 141 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,958 He's going to hit him with the gas! - Disgusting! 142 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,500 That's one move I can't do. 143 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,500 That’s because you haven't tried it long enough. 144 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,333 Don't try it on me. 145 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:49,458 - I think the Fartbomb was telling Robbie Vegas, he will be World Heavyweight Champion. 146 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:52,166 Oh. Oh! 147 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,625 Damn, you reek! 148 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,416 Silent but deadly, biatch. 149 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,500 You know you love me. 150 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,458 And that's when I knew I had an enemy for life. 151 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:12,125 But I'll get my revenge. 152 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,208 Stop saying that. 153 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:17,833 So my New Year's resolution is to be independent. 154 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,458 I don't need a residential home. 155 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,458 I don't need anybody. 156 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:27,333 Other people just let you down. 157 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,375 [doorbell] 158 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,333 Come on, y'all. Pizza's here. 159 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,000 Let's go. 160 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,958 Yay! 161 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:48,083 [♪ party music ♪] 162 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:54,375 ♪ When I'm on patrol. ♪ 163 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:58,416 ♪ I'm looking for trolls. ♪ 164 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:01,375 ♪ Show ‘em who's boss. ♪ 165 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:06,166 ♪ Then I exact a cost. ♪ 166 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,458 ♪ I'm gonna troll the troll. ♪ 167 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,625 ♪ Gonna crush your soul, troll the trolls. ♪ 168 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:28,041 [wet noises] 169 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,541 Come on, Billy, you can jerk off later. 170 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,458 Right now there is a party going on and you're not in it. 171 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,500 I'm not jerking off. 172 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,625 I'm moisturizing. 173 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:45,208 My hands are going to be so smooth and silky. 174 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,000 So soft. 175 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,750 Now I'm going to jerk off. 176 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,708 You sure you want to do that? 177 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:57,541 Because last I checked, there's some very sweet ass I hired for the party. 178 00:09:57,791 --> 00:10:00,125 Not to mention a shitload of booze. 179 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,250 Oh, 180 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:06,041 I think what you meant to say 181 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:09,291 is there are a lot of smart, intelligent women at the party. 182 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,458 Sure, whatever. 183 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:19,083 ♪ Gonna crush your soul, troll the troll ♪ 184 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:22,458 ♪ Troll the troll. ♪ 185 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:25,333 ♪ Ah! it’s never been sold. ♪ 186 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,083 That was Troll the Troll by Drew Cole, 187 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:37,500 a song that people are dancing to across the nation. 188 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,083 Once again, this is Jerry Johnson. 189 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,375 And Kiwi Jackson. 190 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,458 And this is Jammin’ New Year's Eve in Times Square. 191 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,666 Welcome to Jammin’ New Year's Eve in Times Square. 192 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:51,416 We would like to welcome the ravaging wrestler Fartbomb. 193 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:54,625 Happy New Year's Eve, Fartbomb. 194 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:55,583 Thanks, Kiwi. 195 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,208 It's going to be a great new year. 196 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,916 Except for anybody facing me at this Saturday’s Spankdown. 197 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,166 I'm taking on all comers 198 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:05,291 for the most insane and hardcore match you ever imagine. 199 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,750 We’re looking for the best wrestling on the planet. 200 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,750 Tune in, only on streaming. 201 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:14,250 Oh man, I can't wait. 202 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,333 Unbelievable. 203 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,333 What keeps you motivated to keep coming back to the ring? 204 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,625 Actually, I do it all for my wife, Cindy. 205 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:22,958 She's the most beautiful girl 206 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,208 a melted-face wrestler like myself could have. 207 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:28,208 We'll be here with Fartbomb until the ball drops. 208 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,375 Thanks, Kiwi. 209 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:33,708 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the wealthy Manhattan real estate mogul 210 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,458 Donald J. Kruger, 211 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:39,250 who has just announced his candidacy for president of the United States. 212 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,958 Happy new year Jerry, and happy new year America. 213 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,125 Excuse me one moment 214 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,750 while my gorgeous assistant arranges my fabulous hair 215 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,583 into an equally fabulous ponytail. 216 00:11:55,625 --> 00:12:00,750 Oh! Oh, oh. 217 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,833 Thank you baby. 218 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,833 I think we could all agree that no one has hair like mine. 219 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:13,083 We can also agree that no one has clothes like mine. 220 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,791 I, I only have this one suit because, 221 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:18,333 hey, you cannot do better than this. 222 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,750 I'm also a great job creator. 223 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,333 My wife, for instance, works overtime in our bedroom 224 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,333 to satisfy my astonishing sexual stamina. 225 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,541 I make her do all sorts of jobs. 226 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,250 I mean, first of all, there's the missionary. 227 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,166 That's boring, but it's there, etc. 228 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,166 and then there's... 229 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,541 And then there's... 230 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,916 plus a lot of other jobs that I'm not even going to mention 231 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:43,125 because, like, your heart might not be able to stand it. 232 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:46,125 I have the intellect of a college professor, 233 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:50,791 the erectile stamina of a teenager, and the hair... 234 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,208 The hair. 235 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,166 Let's look at it again. 236 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:59,041 Woo! Flaunt it, flaunt it, show it. 237 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,958 Show it. 238 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,791 Yes yes yes. 239 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:04,875 But enough about me. 240 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,500 Let's talk about our country. 241 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,916 The only one who can save our country is me. 242 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:13,875 We are being taken over and overrun by minorities and perverts. 243 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,875 I'm talking Mexicans, I'm talking Asians, I'm talking blacks. 244 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:21,083 I'm talking Syrians, Muslims, queers, weirdos, freaks. 245 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,000 And oh, let's not forget cripples, 246 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,791 and retards. 247 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:28,833 And when I am elected president, I will send them 248 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,916 all to concentration institutions. 249 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,375 This is my vow to America. 250 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:38,916 Vote for me and I will make America straight again. 251 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:40,791 - Not cool, Kruger. 252 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,958 Those people you're talking about are some of my biggest fans. 253 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,500 You tell ‘em, Fartbomb. 254 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,208 Hey, is that your wife? 255 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,291 She looks delicioso. 256 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,541 She can lay down on 257 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,583 one of my hotels whenever. 258 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,583 Ass munch. 259 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,708 Don't you dare say that about my Cindy. 260 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,250 I'll squash your ass like the shriveled prune you are! 261 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,291 Oh, my. 262 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,583 Looks like it's time for us to take a break. 263 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,416 More with Jammin’ New Year's Eve 264 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,125 after this. 265 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:14,208 That asshole wants to make America straight again? 266 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,125 I need a beer. 267 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:20,125 Here you go, pal. 268 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,666 -Thanks. 269 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,041 You want anything to eat? 270 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,500 Sure, a quesadilla. 271 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,333 Yo, give me one of them things too, man. 272 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,333 And now for my revenge. 273 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,708 [♪ heavy metal music ♪] 274 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,041 -Thank you, Billy. 275 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:22,041 This looks fantastic. 276 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:34,125 You too slow, bitch. 277 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,708 That's what you get for being Down’s, 278 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,708 because you’re slow. Too fucking slow. 279 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,500 I’ll show you who’s slow, motherfucker. 280 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,708 [crash and cat screech] 281 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,958 Wow, that was a great shot. 282 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:49,833 High five. 283 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,833 Your hands are so soft. 284 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,041 Thank you. 285 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:58,291 I was going to masturbate with them, but I'd rather let 286 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,708 you decide. 287 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:07,958 This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 288 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,750 Damn quesadilla! 289 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,125 Move it! Shit’s about to go down! 290 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,750 Ah! Fuck. 291 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,625 I've never done it with a person with Down's before. 292 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,916 It's just like doing with a norm. 293 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,458 But better. 294 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,458 We'll take it nice and slow. 295 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,791 My room is right around the corner. 296 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,791 What are we waiting for? 297 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 - (countdown on TV) 8... 7... 6... 298 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,583 - 5... 4... 3... 299 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,833 -2... 1... 300 00:16:52,083 --> 00:17:04,541 [♪ “Auld Lang Syne” plays ♪] 301 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:10,375 [♪ dark synth theme ♪] 302 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,250 [radio static] 303 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,583 This is Debbie Meadows with LTNM news. 304 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:29,541 Thousands of anti-President Kruger protesters 305 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:33,166 who were peacefully gathered today in Washington, D.C. 306 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,291 have been beaten, shot or killed. 307 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:39,500 It is unclear what the death toll is at this time. 308 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,750 This just in. 309 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:55,583 President Kruger has declared a new law with the newly formed government, 310 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,291 making it illegal for minorities and political minorities 311 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:04,500 to protest in the street, violent or even nonviolent. 312 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,500 I'm told that we are being 313 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:22,416 forcibly taken off the air by the president's new government. 314 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,375 I'm sorry, everybody, but 315 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:29,375 this will be my last news broadcast. 316 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,041 Good night, 317 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,041 and may God be with us all. 318 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,541 [pounding on door] 319 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:46,250 [door breaking in] 320 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,208 [smashing glass] 321 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,041 Whoa whoa whoa. 322 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,708 Okay. 323 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,958 Don't you people believe in freedom of speech anymore? 324 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,833 [gunshot] 325 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,958 [radio static] 326 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,916 This is Piers Moore with the BBC. 327 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:15,458 Homophobic and racial hate crimes and attacks 328 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,791 have reached an all time high in the USA, Canada and here in the UK. 329 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:20,500 What is your name? 330 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,750 You want my license? 331 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,166 This says “Fuck you, nigger!” 332 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,125 Get out of this fucking world! 333 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,333 Get out of this fucking state! 334 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,708 Go back to whatever fucking Asian country you belong in. 335 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,916 Okay, racist. 336 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,166 You're not a woman. You're a dude. 337 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,375 You got cock and balls, okay? 338 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,250 You got man boobs. Your a fucking faggot. 339 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,250 I don’t want to work on your car. 340 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,333 Get the fuck out of my fucking shop! 341 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,625 [whoosh transition] 342 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,333 [pants unzipping] 343 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,500 Damn! 344 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,500 Niagara Falls up in here. 345 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,500 I’m a lumberjack! 346 00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:05,791 [♪ ominous music ♪] 347 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,958 Come on, let's go. 348 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:33,500 Move it! 349 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,500 All right, get moving. 350 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,916 Come on! 351 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,833 Get in the car. 352 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,208 Bryant? 353 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,791 Get over here. 354 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:52,541 I refuse to go to the Institution! 355 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,291 Get in! 356 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,333 Wait! Stop! 357 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,791 It doesn't have to be like this. 358 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,500 Let them go. 359 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,500 You must be the one hiding all these retards. 360 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,375 Why are you doing this? 361 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:09,708 Because no lives matter, biatch. 362 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,250 [taser sound] 363 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,500 Stop! 364 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,333 That's enough. 365 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,333 Don't tell us how to do our job for President Kruger. 366 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,875 Okay, retard. 367 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,875 I don't know how you got out, but you’re coming with us. 368 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,500 Out of where? 369 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,416 Don't be a smart ass, retard. 370 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,750 Look, this will be a lot easier if we don't have to splatter 371 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:36,416 your brains all over the place. Just cooperate. 372 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,250 Yes officer. 373 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,333 Oh! Come here! 374 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,541 [taser noise] 375 00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,208 Oh! Oh, God. Oh. 376 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:47,583 The fuck. 377 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:50,208 You're not going to get away that easy. 378 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:54,166 [gunshots] 379 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:06,333 [moaning] 380 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,416 Hello? 381 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:19,625 Billy? 382 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,083 Christ on a stick. It's a retard. 383 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:24,000 You didn't mention anything about a fucking tard, man. 384 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,875 The deal's off. 385 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,750 Cocksucker. 386 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,583 No offense, cocksucker. 387 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,250 Billy. You're awake. 388 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,750 Thank God. 389 00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:45,625 What the Hell is going on in Donville? 390 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:48,208 Things have changed. 391 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,958 I was once the greatest staff worker in Donville. 392 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Now I'm the greatest cocksucker in Donville. 393 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:58,833 You slipped on my puke, Billy, 394 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,041 and hit your noggin. 395 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:04,041 You've been in a coma for three years. 396 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:06,916 Holy ass crackers. 397 00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:09,458 No wonder I had to piss so bad. 398 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,541 Yes. And while you were out, 399 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:14,250 Donald J. Kruger was elected president. 400 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:15,833 Kruger? 401 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,833 You mean that motherfucker with the long white hair 402 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,083 is President? 403 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,333 How the fuck did that happen? 404 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,416 The electoral college. Go figure. 405 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,833 Shit. 406 00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:29,250 You can say that again. 407 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,250 He's turned our country into a brutal dictatorship 408 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,416 and put all the people with disabilities in C.I.s. 409 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:40,541 - What are those? - Concentration institutions. 410 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:44,291 Here, I'll show you a top secret video Kruger has shared 411 00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:47,041 with his inner circle. 412 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000 [♪ ”Hail to the Chief” plays ♪] 413 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,041 Hello, hello. 414 00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:05,125 Hello, my loyal followers. 415 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:08,333 I am your president, your boss and your moral leader, 416 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,875 Donald J. Kruger. 417 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:12,916 I put together a video presentation just to show you 418 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,916 some of the wonderful things I'm doing for our country. 419 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,375 Ever since I took office, I've been following through 420 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,791 on all the promises I made during our campaign. 421 00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:24,458 Promises that 33% of you loved. 422 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,500 The other 67% of you? Eh. 423 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,041 You know what? 424 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,125 You can all go to fucking Hell for all I care. 425 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:33,125 Because no matter what the politically correct elitists say, 426 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:38,375 I am the most incredible uniter you have ever seen or ever will see. 427 00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:40,083 Believe me. 428 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:44,250 Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or C.I. for short, 429 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,708 we see retards being forced to walk in a circle for ten hours a day 430 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,458 listening to nursery rhymes. 431 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:50,333 Because no matter what 432 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:53,875 the politically correct elite say, that's all retards are good for. 433 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,541 Just one more example of the marvelous strides 434 00:26:56,541 --> 00:27:00,250 we are taking to make America straight again. 435 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:01,375 My good friend, 436 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:05,958 a great guy named John Blaine Gacy, really knows how to do his job as guard. 437 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:10,041 Watch, listen, and if possible, learn. 438 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,041 [♪ “Pop the Weasel” plays ♪] 439 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,541 Did you hear the music stop, 1138? 440 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,000 Man, I'm tired. 441 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,166 I need a poop. 442 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,041 Oh! 443 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,041 Listen up, retards! 444 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:28,458 Apparently 1138 is tired and he has to poop. 445 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:33,625 Would anyone have the courage in this room to explain to 1138 446 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,166 what the rules are? 447 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,291 I didn't think so. 448 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,666 Well, that leaves me and you. 449 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,750 I think I got a remedy for your problem. 450 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:48,750 It’ll help jog your memory regarding the rules. 451 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:56,500 Pop goes Gacy. 452 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,500 Would anybody else in the room like to use the bathroom? 453 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,083 Just one of the many 454 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:07,083 marvelous strides we're taking in the era of Kruger. 455 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,750 So this is your emperor, I mean your president. 456 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,083 Emperor later, president now, 457 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,625 signing off, 458 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:19,333 saying hair today, hair tomorrow. 459 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,416 Have you ever in your life 460 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:25,416 seen such an incredible fucking head of hair? 461 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:28,541 I mean, really, this is something else. 462 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:37,791 How'd you get this video, Nate? 463 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,166 Never mind how I got this video. 464 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,625 I think you know how I got this video. 465 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:45,375 But I've been out there. 466 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,375 The bigotry, the police. 467 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:53,708 How did the American people let all this happen? 468 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,083 There's a conspiracy theory supporting him. 469 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,625 The P-anon movement. 470 00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,291 P-anon has convinced people 471 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:03,291 that your kind are dangerous and deserve to be locked away. 472 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,458 No! 473 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:07,000 They get their orders directly from the president. 474 00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:09,500 I will show you. 475 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,583 P-anon’s are the greatest. 476 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:24,000 P-anon’s are the real Americans. 477 00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:26,625 I just love words that start with P. 478 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:28,250 Just ask my wife. 479 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,708 Just ask my ex-wife. 480 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,750 Just as my other ex-wife. 481 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:35,291 They're not the sharpest tacks in the toolbox, but they all have pussies. 482 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:40,083 And pussy starts with P. Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P. 483 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:44,333 I watch Sesame Street too, and P-anon starts with P, 484 00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:47,625 and that's why I love P-anon. 485 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,666 Because it's just like a tight little pussy. 486 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,375 Well, this is your hair man saying goodbye, 487 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,875 because I think that's about all I got to say today. 488 00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,125 Except I love you all. 489 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,125 Hugs. 490 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,375 Cocksucker must pay. 491 00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,083 No offense, cocksucker. 492 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,083 Hey! What about Fartbomb? 493 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,666 Surely he can help us. 494 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:15,458 Yeah, about Fartbomb... 495 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:26,541 [♪ classical piano ♪] 496 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,666 Hello, I'm Lloyd Kaufman, 497 00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:34,500 president of Troma Entertainment and creator of the Toxic Avenger. 498 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:41,666 I bet you folks out there are wondering exactly who or what is Fartbomb? 499 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:44,666 Well, wonder no more. 500 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:48,041 [♪ upbeat music ♪] 501 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,541 Eight years ago, 502 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:52,583 Dexter Kelp, a young man with a disability, 503 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,625 worked at the Donville Karate School as a janitor. 504 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,750 Hey, Dexter. Come upstairs right now. 505 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:04,000 I just took a huge dump in the bathroom, and there's poopy water all over the place. 506 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,208 Oh, I'll be up in a sec. 507 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,416 Oh, okay. 508 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:10,541 Okay, here we go. 509 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:12,833 Oh. That's secure. That's really good. 510 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,083 That's not going anywhere. 511 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,500 You ready for your ride, toxic waste? 512 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:23,250 One day, 513 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,250 while Dexter was dumping out poopy water, 514 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:31,416 a truck carrying toxic Moosanto bovine growth hormone 515 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:34,875 changed his life forever. 516 00:31:39,791 --> 00:31:41,625 Delivering the toxic waste. 517 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:43,208 It's a good day out. 518 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:45,250 It's always a good day when you got 519 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,833 toxic waste in the back. 520 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,833 Whew! 521 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,166 Here we go. Here... 522 00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:53,791 Whoa! 523 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,666 Aaaah! 524 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,333 Oh. 525 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:11,333 What’s happening to me?! 526 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:17,708 Aah! 527 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:21,041 Oh, I'm burning up! Ah! 528 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,833 Oh. That's not good. 529 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,208 Well, you know what? 530 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:29,541 I've seen worse. Let's go. 531 00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:34,291 And that, folks, is when Dexter turned into Fartbomb. 532 00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:37,166 At first, Fartbomb was 533 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,833 depressed about his appearance. 534 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,458 But when he discovered 535 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:44,458 that his flatulence could stop crime, 536 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:48,958 he began to embrace his new identity. 537 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:53,833 And before long, Fartbomb met a hot woman named Cindy. 538 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:58,375 It was love at first montage. 539 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,583 Pretty good story, huh? 540 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,583 Of course, it's a total rip off of the Toxic Avenger. 541 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,916 But it's certainly not the first time. 542 00:33:22,916 --> 00:33:25,916 And now, back to our story. 543 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,875 Unfortunately, nobody has seen 544 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,916 or heard from Fartbomb since Kruger came into power. 545 00:33:31,916 --> 00:33:36,041 Many, like me, have feared that he has abandoned Donville and America. 546 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,541 Fuck! 547 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:42,208 However, there is a group of rebels who are training to fight President Kruger 548 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:45,416 secretly on the Black Hawk Indian Reservation, 549 00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:48,416 led by their leader, Chief Broken Arrow. 550 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,125 Awesome. 551 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:53,125 But why would the Native Americans want to help us? 552 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,666 Because of more broken treaties 553 00:33:56,666 --> 00:34:00,541 and being given COVID-19 infected blankets. 554 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,791 Not to mention an oil pipeline built on their land. 555 00:34:04,791 --> 00:34:06,083 - That's enough exposition! 556 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,708 - You are surrounded. 557 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,375 Now hand over the retard and nobody gets hurt. 558 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,291 Well, except the retard, 559 00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:18,708 who will be put in a concentration institution 560 00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,916 - and treated like an ignorant large child. 561 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,583 Here, take this DVD. 562 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:29,916 Nah, fuck DVD. 563 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,166 No one has a DVD player anymore. 564 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,041 Here's a digital copy. 565 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:36,750 Take it to the rebels at the Blackhawk Reservation. 566 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,416 They'll know what to do with it. 567 00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:40,458 Go now before it's too late. 568 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,208 All right. 569 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,208 I'm going to count to three, and then we're coming in. 570 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,250 One. 571 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,041 Two. 572 00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:49,500 Three! 573 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:52,958 Oh, shit. 574 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,916 Oh, shit. 575 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:02,208 [♪ rap music plays ♪] 576 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:04,750 ♪ C’mon ♪ 577 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,416 ♪ Get up of yo ass ♪ 578 00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,541 ♪ C’mon ♪ 579 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:10,500 ♪ Set pool, motherfucker ♪ 580 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,500 ♪ Battle anybody ♪ 581 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,125 ♪ That’s right ♪ 582 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,458 ♪ That’s right, I said it ♪ 583 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,125 ♪ Sittin’ here with a Coors Light ♪ 584 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,500 ♪ and the Northern Lights ♪ 585 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,250 ♪ light-headed ♪ 586 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,125 ♪ I said it, dead it, don’t forget it ♪ 587 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,208 [cars breaking, doors slamming] 588 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:39,750 So, who ordered the deep fried retard? 589 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,708 That's a good one, Sherrif David. 590 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,041 All right. 591 00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:47,666 Our job's done. 592 00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,541 Let's go. 593 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,541 Don't worry, Nate. 594 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:07,791 Your death will not be in vain, I swear it! 595 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,625 Keep smiling while you can, Kruger. 596 00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:14,750 I’m going to barbecue 597 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,958 your ass in molasses. 598 00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:19,958 It only takes time. 599 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,333 [♪ news stinger ♪] 600 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:23,666 Breaking news. 601 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,458 We take you to a shopping mall in Wisconsin, where 602 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:29,833 President Kruger is addressing a crowd of two thousand people. 603 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,583 Let's listen in. 604 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,250 [crowd cheering] 605 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:37,375 What an incredible crowd we have here today. 606 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:41,125 This may be the largest crowd in the whole history of crowds. 607 00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:43,791 I would say there's... 608 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:45,291 two million people here today. 609 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,375 Yeah. Two million. 610 00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:48,166 And they all love me. 611 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,708 And why shouldn't they? 612 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:53,375 I am single handedly rescuing this country from the liberals, the bitches, 613 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:56,458 the faggots, the niggers, the gooks and the tards. 614 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:03,416 Oh. They say I lost the popular vote. 615 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,791 Who fucking cares? 616 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,416 That's why the electoral college was invented. 617 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,416 To correct the errors made by the left wing. 618 00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,125 I am your president. 619 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,416 Your emperor. 620 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,666 Your god. 621 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:20,416 And whoever you are, as long as you voted for me, I am here for you. 622 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:24,291 Forever and ever and ever. 623 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,291 And together, we will 624 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:29,416 make America straight again. 625 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:36,250 [crowd noise] 626 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:41,083 [birds singing] 627 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,208 Who are you? 628 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,125 What do you want? 629 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,375 Billy Bates. 630 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:51,083 I've come to join the rebellion. 631 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,583 Paulus. It's a PWD, man. 632 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:56,291 We got to take him in before the fuzz gets him. 633 00:37:57,166 --> 00:38:00,791 PWD? What the fuck? 634 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,000 Good afternoon, Chief Broken Arrow. 635 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 We found you this stray PWD. 636 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:09,958 Okay, what’s with this PWD shit? 637 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,291 Have a little more respect for your elders. 638 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,583 PWD is a code name for people with disabilities. 639 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:18,375 I guess badass was already taken. 640 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,041 So, young badass. 641 00:38:20,041 --> 00:38:21,875 What makes you want to join the rebellion? 642 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:25,041 I promised my friend that I would avenge him. 643 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:30,708 That, and the fact that I'd rather eat a bucket of dog shit. 644 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,708 Then let that ass hair Kruger stay president. 645 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:36,875 Well, let me introduce you to your fellow soldiers. 646 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,125 This is Paulus. 647 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,166 He’ll teach you about automatics and weaponry. 648 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,125 This is Manatee Lover. 649 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:49,291 He’ll teach you about bombs and explosives. 650 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:52,250 You can save the training. 651 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:56,250 I know all I need to know about bullets and bombs. 652 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:59,541 And now what I don't know is... 653 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:03,291 Why is he called Manatee Lover? 654 00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:08,625 Because I like to go to aquariums and see the manatees there, 655 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,750 smart ass. 656 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,916 Come on, ML, you can do better than that. 657 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:14,875 All right. Fine, chief. 658 00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:18,375 Because when I go to the aquariums, sometimes 659 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:22,000 I like to get blowjobs from the manatees. 660 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:25,583 Like my girlfriend, Dana the Dugong. 661 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:29,291 Funny you should mention that. 662 00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:32,291 It's how my friend got this. 663 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:35,250 It's a video 664 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,125 of the concentration institutions. 665 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,458 The time has come. 666 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,458 Take this video to John the Aspie. 667 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,541 He'll know what to do with it. 668 00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:46,541 Till then, my soldiers will prepare you for battle. 669 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,916 We have some concentration institutions to liberate. 670 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,458 The revolution is now. 671 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,958 - Yes, sir. - Good luck PWD 672 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:56,250 You’ll need it. 673 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:58,291 It's Billy, sir. 674 00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,833 Good luck, Billy Badass. 675 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,375 [♪ uplifting rock music ♪] 676 00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:09,500 ♪ What makes a man ♪ 677 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:12,291 ♪ an Up syndrome man? ♪ 678 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:16,375 ♪ Is it Trisomy 21? ♪ 679 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,041 ♪ Is it that you fight ♪ 680 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,291 ♪ goes on top? ♪ 681 00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:23,708 ♪ so we can know your glory? ♪ 682 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 ♪ Now you’re a man, ♪ 683 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,416 ♪ an Up syndrome man. ♪ 684 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:29,541 ♪ Now you're a man, ♪ 685 00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,416 ♪ manly manly man. ♪ 686 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,083 ♪ Up, up, up. ♪ 687 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:36,250 ♪ You are now an Up syndrome man. ♪ 688 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:41,125 ♪ Up syndrome man. ♪ 689 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:57,166 ♪ What makes an Up, ♪ 690 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,916 ♪ an Up syndrome man? ♪ 691 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:03,125 ♪ Is it the power in his hands? ♪ 692 00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:05,000 ♪ Or is it the way ♪ 693 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,041 ♪ he fights every day ♪ 694 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:10,791 ♪ to bring down all the tyrants? ♪ 695 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:14,625 ♪ Now you’re a man, an Up syndrome man. ♪ 696 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:18,250 ♪ Now you're a man, manly manly man. ♪ 697 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,125 ♪ Up, up, up. ♪ 698 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:24,375 ♪ You are now an Up syndrome man. ♪ 699 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:28,666 ♪ Up syndrome man. ♪ 700 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:02,125 [♪ “Hail to the Chief” plays ♪] 701 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:04,666 Thank you so much 702 00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,250 for taking the time to speak with me, Ambassador Chan. 703 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,916 My pleasure, Mr. President. 704 00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:10,916 It's about this Dic Doc thing. 705 00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:12,833 It's this app that the kids are using. 706 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,375 I don't like it. 707 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,541 I see, why is that? 708 00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:19,125 I want to see more videos from people who love me. 709 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,250 Can you make that happen? 710 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:23,666 Yes, of course I can make that change to the algorithm. 711 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,458 But may I ask for something? 712 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,666 Sure, what do you need? 713 00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:29,166 We'd like more data on all American users. 714 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,583 Hmm. Hmm. 715 00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:33,958 We'll make you the 716 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,750 number one best person on Dic Doc for all time. 717 00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:39,416 Great. Let's do that. 718 00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:42,375 And we'd like to send some spy balloons over your American states. 719 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:44,875 Terrific. Make it happen. 720 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,041 Excuse me, Mr. President. I'm so sorry, sir. 721 00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:49,666 Sorry, I have to go now. 722 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,666 Take care of yourself and watch out for that kung flu. 723 00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:56,666 (in Chinese) American Pig Asshole. 724 00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,500 Caldwell, don't you know how to fucking knock? 725 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:05,166 Sir, although I am your chief of staff and should get a little bit more respect. 726 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,125 Just be grateful I haven't had you castrated 727 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:10,083 like I did the Secretary of the Interior 728 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:12,083 when he touched my hairbrush. 729 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:13,958 Yes, sir. Thank you sir. 730 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,458 Sir, we have a report that the rebel base 731 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:19,250 is on the Blackhawk Reservation outside of Donville. 732 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,625 Great. Soon those redskin and retard lovers 733 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,708 will know the meaning of the word euthanasia. 734 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,958 Get out of here and don't come back 735 00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,125 until you have some great news about their defeat. 736 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:29,750 Yes, sir. 737 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,750 Would you like a little bit of a handy before I leave? 738 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:33,583 Hmm. 739 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,041 Thanks, Caldwell, but not today. 740 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:39,750 But, send one of those midget women in and tell her 741 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,958 I need a blowjob ASAP. 742 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,500 I'm on it, sir. 743 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:46,833 [♪ military drumbeat ♪] 744 00:44:24,291 --> 00:44:25,875 Not bad, huh? 745 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:29,708 Sure, if you want to give him a haircut and a manicure. 746 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,541 What, you think you can do better? 747 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,958 What, you think you can do better? 748 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:38,791 No. I know I could do better. 749 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:46,333 [squeaking wheels] 750 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,583 Ah! 751 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,083 You two-wheeled son of a bitch! 752 00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:52,458 It’s four wheels, you motherfucker. 753 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:55,416 Ya thought I forgot that shit you did at the group home. 754 00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:57,375 Will, you're alive! 755 00:44:57,375 --> 00:45:00,375 Absolutely in the flesh, biatch. 756 00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:05,000 I can’t believe Kruger didn’t lock your perverted ass up. 757 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,541 Nate got me out. 758 00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:10,166 Brought me to the reservation with the Chief. 759 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,041 So I'm here. 760 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,916 Motherfucking Nate! 761 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,166 Will, I got some bad news, man. 762 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,833 Nate is now the late Nate. 763 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,625 What? The fuck happened to Nate?! 764 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:25,333 The fuzz got him. 765 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,208 My God. 766 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,541 We gonna have to free our people to avenge Nate. 767 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:33,416 You know, that's right. 768 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:35,958 Well, since you two are reunited now, 769 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,875 it's time to find John the Aspie. 770 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:40,250 Who is this John the Aspie? 771 00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:41,666 John the Aspie. 772 00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:42,416 He's a war vet. 773 00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:45,416 We've been doing business with since day one. 774 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,416 He has Asperger’s syndrome. 775 00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:48,500 No shit. 776 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:51,375 You couldn’t come up with a better nickname than that? 777 00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,833 Well, I wanted to call him Gas Burger 778 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,833 because he eats a lot of burgers and farts a lot. 779 00:45:58,041 --> 00:45:59,625 Gas Burger. 780 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,375 I love it. 781 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:03,500 It works on so many levels. 782 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,958 Too much like Fartbomb, though. 783 00:46:06,916 --> 00:46:09,208 He's also a computer hacker. 784 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,416 He knows how to get that video out where people will see it. 785 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:13,750 [distant gunfire] 786 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,000 Chief Broken Arrow. 787 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:17,583 What's wrong, Raven? What's going on? 788 00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:20,375 The National Guard has come on to the Rez. 789 00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:23,000 I thought this was a sovereign nation. 790 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,166 Nothing’s been sovereign since Kruger took office. 791 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:26,375 [cannon fire] 792 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,458 Run! 793 00:46:40,041 --> 00:46:41,250 Come on, men. 794 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,708 Don't give them time to regroup. 795 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:46,416 Die, you rebel scum! 796 00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,166 Oh, yeah. 797 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:48,583 Come get some. 798 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,125 Come on, you guys, let's go! 799 00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,916 Move, move! 800 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:00,541 Get out of here! 801 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,875 What do we got here? 802 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,541 Die, you commie bastard! 803 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,875 You have to find John the Aspie. 804 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,541 He'll help you end Kruger's reign of terror. 805 00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:15,666 What about you, chief? 806 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,208 I have to stay here and protect my people. 807 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:18,291 Now go. 808 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:21,583 Are you crazy? They’re going to slaughter you! 809 00:47:22,458 --> 00:47:23,541 Man. You heard the chief. 810 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,250 We got to get the up Hell out of here. 811 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,250 He is the chief. Let's go! 812 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:34,541 Chief! 813 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,333 Shit! 814 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:51,333 They just killed everyone! 815 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:55,416 These assholes are going to pay. 816 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,916 Ladies! 817 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:00,625 I'm Billy. 818 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:03,416 You two hot mamas gonna just stand around, 819 00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,625 not introducing yourselves? 820 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,708 Or you just here to give us boners? 821 00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:10,708 The name's Raven. 822 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:13,916 It's Carmen, 823 00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:16,916 and we're nobody's hot mamas. 824 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,791 Yeah, you sure about that? 825 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,458 Yeah, I'm sure. 826 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:26,000 Whoa! Oh. 827 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:32,125 Oh, I fucking deserved that. 828 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,458 I definitely deserved it. 829 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:38,458 That's definitely an understatement. 830 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:43,083 And if you ever talk to us or treat us that way again, 831 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:48,500 I'm gonna slice off your dick and wear it as a unicorn horn. 832 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,958 Do you fucking understand me? 833 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:54,333 Judging by the size of the bulge in his pants, 834 00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:57,625 I'd say you'd have better luck using it as a toothpick. 835 00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,625 And we're not even the type to penis shame. 836 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,333 By the way, I'm Alex. 837 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:05,500 I'm your typical transgender woman. 838 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,375 Well, check out our gang. 839 00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:11,375 A Downy, a trans woman, 840 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,958 two ball-kicking bitches, 841 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:16,166 a deviant and a CP. 842 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:20,583 We are Kruger’s worst nightmare. 843 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:25,083 I got a prescription for El Presidente, 844 00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:28,250 a foot up his ass. 845 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,750 Let's make a house call. 846 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,166 A White House call. 847 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,291 Well, wait a minute. 848 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:37,291 What are we going to do now that Chief Broken Arrow is dead? 849 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,166 Who's going to lead us? 850 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:40,916 It's gotta be you, Billy. 851 00:49:40,916 --> 00:49:42,000 Why me? 852 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,458 It's got to be you. Because you got Down's syndrome. 853 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:48,625 You gotta show ‘em that people like you and me 854 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,125 can lead and kick ass. 855 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:53,125 That's too much responsibility. 856 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:54,791 What if I fuck up? 857 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:57,166 To be honest, man, you killed it on the range. 858 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:59,000 You learned so goddamn fast. 859 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,375 And if what you said about what happened with the cops is true, 860 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,708 My God, you're definitely ready for this. 861 00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:05,708 You're the one. 862 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:06,708 Okay then. 863 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:10,208 I say we find Fartbomb. 864 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,583 What about John the Aspie? 865 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:14,458 Don't we gotta find him? We need more guns. 866 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,000 And we got to show people that video. 867 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,125 First things first. 868 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:23,375 Fartbomb is a superhero. 869 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,375 He'll be the greatest weapon of them all. 870 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:30,416 Witch hunt. 871 00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:33,416 Disgusting. Obnoxious. Awful. Rotten. 872 00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:36,208 Witch hunt. Witch hunt. 873 00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:39,000 Excuse me, Mr. President. Miss Minton is here. 874 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,375 Okay, bring her in. 875 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,125 Yes, sir. 876 00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:47,375 Good evening, Mallory. 877 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,083 So glad you could make it. 878 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:53,291 After losing the election to you, I find it somewhat disconcerting 879 00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:56,291 to be invited to dinner with you. 880 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,875 And I have to admit, 881 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:03,333 I am struggling to address you as Mr. President 882 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,583 after the horrible campaign you ran 883 00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:09,083 I was looking forward to never speaking to you ever again. 884 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:11,625 No problem. Just call me Donald. And... 885 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,333 let's try to put the past behind us. 886 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,333 First of all, I have to apologize to you 887 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,625 for some of the more outrageous things I said during our campaign. 888 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:26,458 Calling you a cunt on national television was perhaps going a bit too far. 889 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,208 Yes, perhaps. 890 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:32,083 And even though the networks bleeped you out, everyone can read your lips. 891 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:35,125 I think they thought I was calling you a cat. 892 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,041 Oh, no. Oh, no. Cunt! 893 00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:37,833 They. They knew. 894 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,000 Loud and clear. 895 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,958 Well, maybe so, but that's in the past now. 896 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,750 Let's try to mend our fences. 897 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:46,375 And I was hoping you could even join my team. 898 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:49,500 Oh, well, that's a nonstarter. 899 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:52,916 But, hey, I would love to hear this out. 900 00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:54,791 That's all I ask. 901 00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,916 But first, let's have some dinner. 902 00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:58,166 Would you like some wine to start? 903 00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,500 Red or white? 904 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,166 Red, please. 905 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,583 My pleasure, Mallory. 906 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:05,083 My extreme pleasure. 907 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:08,208 [♪ ominous music ♪] 908 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,875 Donald. 909 00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:15,875 Mallory. 910 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:33,250 Caldwell, get in here. 911 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:34,458 Yes, sir. 912 00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,166 You know what to do. 913 00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:39,541 Yes, sir. Consider it done, sir. 914 00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:47,833 No extra funding for your next campaign, Mallory. 915 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,791 Bye bye. 916 00:52:50,791 --> 00:52:52,458 Witch hunt. Disgusting. 917 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:55,291 Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. Witch hunt. 918 00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:03,000 Nikolai, thanks for coming by on such short notice. 919 00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:06,041 You have the money? 920 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:10,083 Of course I do. 921 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,625 Excellent. 922 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:22,083 I trust you. 923 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,791 I don't have to count it. 924 00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,791 And the shipment is already underway. 925 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,666 Another slave for your labor camp? 926 00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:30,500 Yes. 927 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,291 We have made good use of your 928 00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:34,375 last shipment 929 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,083 of political rivals. 930 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:40,750 Like that Derek Osama. 931 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,791 We had fun reenacting that 932 00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:46,791 scene from your American show, 933 00:53:47,041 --> 00:53:48,416 Roots. 934 00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:51,416 The one with the whip. 935 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,833 Ha Ha Ha! 936 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:21,333 Shit. 937 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:23,083 Fartbomb’s a prisoner. 938 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:26,791 Yeah, Kruger put him on house arrest for all the shit he was talking. 939 00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:29,583 He was speaking out against him, and he sure didn't like it. 940 00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,375 When the fuck were you gonna tell us that? 941 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,458 Sorry, I fucked up, I forgot, 942 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,458 I screwed the pooch on this one, I know. 943 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:38,916 Well, does anybody have a plan for this? 944 00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:41,916 Actually, I do. 945 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:46,625 Hey, boys. 946 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:48,416 I'm gonna fuck you to death. 947 00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:51,416 You're one dead faggot, asshole. 948 00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:59,750 I think they got the point. 949 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:00,625 Ugggghh! 950 00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:01,500 Ugggghh! 951 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,750 Tough crowd. 952 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:09,958 What do you want? 953 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:12,958 Open up, Fartbomb. We’re here to save you. 954 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000 [prolonged farting] 955 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000 (Manatee Lover) It smells like Bigfoot's fermented dick cheese. 956 00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:22,083 You guys are supposed to save me? 957 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:25,083 A Downy, a transwoman, 958 00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:27,291 two ball-kicking bitches... 959 00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:30,000 A deviant and a CP. 960 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,958 We already covered that. 961 00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,958 Now, where the fuck were you when we needed you? 962 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,750 So when President Kruger came to power, 963 00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:41,458 I tried to speak up, but I couldn't. 964 00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,458 We all know how the government controls the media. 965 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:45,916 You know he got rid of the free press. 966 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:47,291 [transition chime] 967 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,166 Mr. President, why haven't you taken 968 00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:51,458 a stronger approach to the pandemic? 969 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,750 [coughing] 970 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,166 There is no pandemic. 971 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:58,916 [coughing] 972 00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:02,041 The fake news media... 973 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:06,791 just wants to... muzzle me... 974 00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,666 and make me wear a mask. 975 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,666 [crowd coughing] 976 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:21,041 Even if there was a pandemic 977 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,625 I would make sure... 978 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:27,666 I had the very best health care... 979 00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:30,666 And that there was just enough vaccine... 980 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,583 ...for me. Ha! 981 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:38,916 [transition chime] 982 00:56:38,916 --> 00:56:41,375 Then President Kruger 983 00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:43,291 took my wife Cindy away. 984 00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:45,791 Stop calling him President Kruger. 985 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:48,666 He's not my president. 986 00:56:48,666 --> 00:56:50,666 Call him shitface, 987 00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,583 asshat, sleaze bucket, 988 00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:55,541 dickwad, 989 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,958 cocksucker... 990 00:56:57,958 --> 00:57:00,958 No offense, cocksucker. 991 00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:03,875 Just not President. 992 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:05,791 Come on, Fartbomb. 993 00:57:06,083 --> 00:57:09,750 You got to man up and grow a pair. 994 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,541 It's time to fight 995 00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:15,583 and get your sweet little Cindy back. 996 00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:17,125 Okay, okay. 997 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:19,125 No more President Kruger. 998 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:22,125 Where do we go from here? 999 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:24,041 America's gone. 1000 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,333 Bite your tongue, boy. 1001 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,083 America's right here. 1002 00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:30,875 Yeah, man. 1003 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:33,416 Fuck Kruger! We are America. 1004 00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:36,416 Let's make this happen. 1005 00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,916 What he said. 1006 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,583 What are we waiting for? 1007 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:48,958 Let's make America weird again. 1008 00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,291 Yeah! 1009 00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:56,916 I wonder what Kruger even wanted with Cindy anyways. 1010 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,000 [squealing] 1011 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Get Away! Dexter! 1012 00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:05,333 Oh Dexter! Where are you? 1013 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,125 [knocking] 1014 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:09,416 Oh, shit. 1015 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:10,291 Oh thank God. 1016 00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:12,000 Just a second. 1017 00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:19,791 Sir. 1018 00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:22,666 I’ve got good news, and I've got bad news. 1019 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:23,916 What is it? 1020 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:26,458 [sigh] 1021 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,125 I'm sorry, sir. 1022 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,041 Well, the good news is we have successfully 1023 00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:33,041 crushed the rebellion at the Blackhawk Reservation. 1024 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,708 And the bad news? 1025 00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:37,625 Some of them... 1026 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,291 ...might have gotten away. 1027 00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:41,166 Oh, fuck. That is just perfect. 1028 00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:44,166 I tell you, you cannot find good help these days. 1029 00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:46,250 Is there anything else, sir? 1030 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,375 Hey, motherfucker, I ask the questions around here, not you. 1031 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,916 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 1032 00:58:49,916 --> 00:58:51,666 No, there's nothing else. 1033 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:53,916 Wait. 1034 00:58:53,916 --> 00:58:55,500 Get me a taco. 1035 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,541 Yes, sir. 1036 00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:59,708 Tacos rule. 1037 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,500 And blowjobs. 1038 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,833 Your reign of terror will come to an end. 1039 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:07,083 My Dexter will stop you. I can feel it. 1040 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:09,916 “My Dexter will stop you, I can feel it.” 1041 00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:12,458 You've been recycling that line for the past three years. 1042 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:15,416 There's only one thing you should be feeling. 1043 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:17,583 Now, where were we? 1044 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,750 Oh! Get away! 1045 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,125 You dirty old man! 1046 00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:22,875 Oh. Oh. 1047 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,458 Who's this guy we're looking for? 1048 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,625 John the Aspie. 1049 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,958 The chief never told us where to find him. 1050 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,666 Why not? 1051 00:59:32,666 --> 00:59:35,250 He got blown up. 1052 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,375 You know, sans that, 1053 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:40,916 all I can think about back here is how, when we're done with all this, 1054 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:42,958 I'm going to be fucking the brains 1055 00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,958 out of my manatee girlfriend, Dana the Dugong. 1056 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,625 Oh, it's going to be so good. 1057 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:49,708 Oh, my God. 1058 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:59,250 Dana the fucking dugong! 1059 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:04,208 [♪ somber music ♪] 1060 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,375 These are the convicts of Stukes, 1061 01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:23,666 an island without women in the Gulf of Carpentaria. 1062 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:26,875 They have captured one of those marine monsters 1063 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:29,875 which biologists today call dugong. 1064 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:31,833 Once they were called sirens. 1065 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,833 Those mysterious creatures about whom Homer sang. 1066 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,250 Half fish, half beautiful woman, the lure of which caused the death 1067 01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:42,250 of so many sailors in ancient times. 1068 01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:51,208 ♪♪♪ 1069 01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:23,083 The convicts watch her slow agony in stony silence. 1070 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:27,916 They are waiting for nightfall, when they will perpetrate over her flesh 1071 01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:29,458 a rite of love, 1072 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:32,458 tragic and ancient as the world itself. 1073 01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:35,750 [♪ triumphant music ♪] 1074 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:39,958 No! Who would treat such a magnificent creature like this?! 1075 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,583 What in the Holy Sea Cow?! 1076 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:45,041 You're so beautiful, baby. Don’t worry, I got you! 1077 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,041 I'm going to get you so wet, baby. 1078 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:49,208 It's all going to be okay, I promise. 1079 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:07,833 I ‘ll save you! I’m going to save you, baby! 1080 01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,666 [♪ love ballad ♪] 1081 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:23,125 ♪ I love you ♪ 1082 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,708 ♪ My love is deep ♪ 1083 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:27,708 ♪ as the ocean blue ♪ 1084 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:30,833 ♪ I found another that I know ♪ 1085 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:32,458 ♪ is true ♪ 1086 01:02:32,541 --> 01:02:33,708 ♪ And one ♪ 1087 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:36,708 ♪ and one makes two ♪ 1088 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,416 [Dana snorts] 1089 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:40,541 [slurping] 1090 01:02:40,541 --> 01:02:42,833 ♪ All my love ♪ 1091 01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:44,791 ♪ my love is bright ♪ 1092 01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:47,791 ♪ as the stars above ♪ 1093 01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:52,250 ♪ The stars above that you’ll never see ♪ 1094 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:56,791 ♪ cause you’re beneath the sea ♪ 1095 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,916 [slurping continues] 1096 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:03,291 [Dana moans] 1097 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,083 Hah! 1098 01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,166 Get your head out of the gutter. 1099 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,375 Yeah, I deserved that. 1100 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:22,166 So, when all this is over, 1101 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:25,083 you think you and me can have sex? 1102 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,875 We'll see. 1103 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:32,500 Oh, it's a real Kruger! 1104 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:35,125 [grunting] 1105 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:43,666 You think there's even anybody in there? 1106 01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:46,083 Probably a fucking bear. Let’s keep moving. 1107 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,458 No, let's see what's inside. 1108 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:51,583 I mean, I've never fucked a bear before, but I'm down to try anything. 1109 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:55,500 Yeah, if it doesn't bite our dick off first. 1110 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,291 Hey. Excuse me. 1111 01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,833 I can take care of myself. Thank you very much. 1112 01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:00,125 Okay. 1113 01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:03,000 You want to be a bear's personal bitch? 1114 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,375 Go for it. 1115 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,625 Hello? 1116 01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:12,166 [animal roaring] 1117 01:04:12,166 --> 01:04:16,125 Ah! A bear! 1118 01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:19,750 Aaaarghh! 1119 01:04:20,666 --> 01:04:22,500 Who's there? 1120 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,125 Fartbomb?! 1121 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:25,250 Who are you? 1122 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,708 I'm John the Aspie! 1123 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,833 That was easy. 1124 01:04:32,041 --> 01:04:35,041 Wait up for me guys, I had to shit! 1125 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,791 [gunshot] 1126 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,958 Pop goes Gacy! 1127 01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:43,208 The people need to see this. 1128 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,250 Chief Broken Arrow said you could help us. 1129 01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:48,291 How did you guys find me? 1130 01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:50,958 Honestly, this was the first place we looked. 1131 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,708 Where have you been, man? 1132 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:55,333 And what's your excuse for giving up the fight against Kruger 1133 01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:58,333 and waiting for the right dramatic moment to reappear? 1134 01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:01,625 Me and Jake, a friend of mine, 1135 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,750 we created a website where we can 1136 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:07,375 share memes and porn. 1137 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,625 But it became a platform 1138 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:10,625 for the P-anon movement. 1139 01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:14,708 More and more people believed in pedophile pizza parlors, 1140 01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:18,875 Jewish space lasers, and convinced themselves 1141 01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:22,875 that only Kruger could save them from all that made-up bullshit. 1142 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:26,125 And then one day, my friend Jake just disappeared. 1143 01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:29,833 He's probably in one of those institutions, 1144 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:33,125 if he's alive at all. His own creation destroyed him. 1145 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:35,875 I don't want to be next. 1146 01:05:35,875 --> 01:05:38,708 But who’s spreading all that P-anon bullshit? 1147 01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:40,083 Where is it all coming from? 1148 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,666 [computer beeps] 1149 01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:44,541 So that's what hacking really looks like. 1150 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:45,708 I thought it only looked like that 1151 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:48,791 in those terrible 90s movies. No shit. 1152 01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:51,541 The Donville Concentration Institution. 1153 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,416 That's where the P-anon signal is emanating from. 1154 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:56,333 It's a prison. 1155 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,416 And a weapon. 1156 01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,916 We have to take it down. 1157 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:03,583 Billy's right. We have to stop P-anon once and for all. 1158 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:06,416 Yeah, let's get those cocksuckers. 1159 01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:09,416 Hey, I'm just reclaiming the word “cocksucker.” 1160 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:10,875 We will. 1161 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:14,333 And replace it with this, so everyone can see the truth. 1162 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,375 It's what the chief would have wanted. 1163 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:19,500 Chief Broken Arrow? Where is he? 1164 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:22,625 He got fucked up by Kruger's army. 1165 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,625 Chief Broken Arrow, 1166 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,041 sleep well, my friend. 1167 01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:30,041 You shall not have died in vain. 1168 01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,708 [gong] 1169 01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:35,875 [♪ pursuit music ♪] 1170 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:40,333 [♪ (We swear it’s not the Batman theme song) ♪] 1171 01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:53,208 - Hahahahahahahaha. 1172 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,666 I am the great genie. 1173 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:58,458 You have freed me from my prison. 1174 01:06:58,458 --> 01:06:59,875 So tell me. 1175 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:02,750 What does your heart desire? 1176 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:14,333 [♪ tense synthesizer tones ♪] 1177 01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,125 I don't want this! 1178 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:25,166 [♪ heroic music ♪] 1179 01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,958 Yippie ki yay, motherfucker! 1180 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,458 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1181 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:13,166 Let's go. 1182 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:16,166 Are you ready to accept my domination? 1183 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:20,416 No! No! 1184 01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:25,750 What a stupid bitch! 1185 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,458 Oh my God! 1186 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,750 Sir! Excuse me. 1187 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:34,250 A bunch of retards along with Fartbomb have broken into the compound. 1188 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:38,250 This is obviously some feeble attempt at defiance, but they are attacking. 1189 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,166 We'll take care of it. 1190 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:41,208 I don't want any of them alive. 1191 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,541 I want them dead. 1192 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:45,541 Yes, sir. 1193 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:50,291 [♪ heroic music ♪] 1194 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:57,458 Oh, shit! Fartbomb and John the Aspie ran ahead of us. 1195 01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:59,083 We gotta split up. 1196 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:00,875 I'm coming with you, Billy. 1197 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,333 I'm coming with you too, man. 1198 01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,375 You need a lot of firepower. 1199 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,416 Will. Don’t cockblock me, man. 1200 01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:08,125 Raven chose me, not you. 1201 01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:10,208 Nobody cockblocking you, man. 1202 01:09:10,208 --> 01:09:11,791 Let's go. 1203 01:09:11,791 --> 01:09:14,125 We all have to find that signal. 1204 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:14,833 Let’s move out. 1205 01:09:18,083 --> 01:09:19,500 [Hissing] 1206 01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:23,125 - Elephants! Guards! Help us! 1207 01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:24,625 Stop! Meow meow... 1208 01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:26,458 For kids! 1209 01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:29,458 Not adults! 1210 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,541 - Where is the panther? - Go away. 1211 01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:41,416 [alarm sounds] 1212 01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:49,541 Oh, shit! 1213 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:52,000 What are we going to do now? 1214 01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:56,250 Well, well, well. 1215 01:09:56,250 --> 01:10:00,333 This is the end of the line, retards and retard lovers. 1216 01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:03,166 You thought you were going to lead a rebellion? 1217 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,916 How foolish. 1218 01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:07,916 I'll take care of this. 1219 01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:09,916 That's right. 1220 01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:12,208 You go get ‘em, Fartbomb! 1221 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,500 Awesome. 1222 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,500 Front row seats. 1223 01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:20,041 [♪ thrash metal ♪] 1224 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:35,375 You frigging freak! 1225 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:42,375 Oh! Whoa! 1226 01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:47,166 Whoa! 1227 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:02,125 Have a seat? 1228 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:03,208 Oh, God. 1229 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:36,000 Please, Fartbomb. 1230 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,083 Listen, I was just following orders. 1231 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:39,958 Honestly, I'm a good guy outside of work. 1232 01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:40,916 I'm a good guy. 1233 01:11:40,916 --> 01:11:43,333 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a chinchilla at home. 1234 01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:44,875 Her name's Sally. She kind of looks like you. 1235 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:47,333 I'm sorry, but, like, she needs her papa. 1236 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:49,833 Come on, you've got to understand. 1237 01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:52,125 Okay, wait. Listen, I'll tell you the truth. 1238 01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:54,333 I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you. 1239 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:55,708 I have OCD. 1240 01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:56,666 You don't understand. 1241 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,916 Like, I need order. And I like control. 1242 01:11:58,916 --> 01:12:03,291 And also sometimes when I start getting nervous, I start stuttering. 1243 01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:04,750 And like, they woulda locked me up. 1244 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:07,541 They would’ve institutionalized me like everyone else. 1245 01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:10,083 Obviously, you got to understand. Wait, wait. 1246 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,375 Okay. 1247 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:22,208 Thank you. Thank you. 1248 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,666 Let's see what's really inside you. 1249 01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:28,625 [explosive fart] 1250 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:32,000 [♪ thrash metal ♪] 1251 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:40,791 Aaaarrrggghhh! 1252 01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:54,875 Fartbomb! Fartbomb! 1253 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:57,750 Whoa! 1254 01:12:57,750 --> 01:13:00,750 Oh, shit. 1255 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:04,625 Awesome. 1256 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:07,625 More like ass-some. 1257 01:13:17,791 --> 01:13:19,291 We found it! 1258 01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:20,000 Good. 1259 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,625 Let's take this sucker down, replace it with that video. 1260 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:26,166 Is it really disturbing, that video? 1261 01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,708 Jake! You're alive. 1262 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,625 Yeah, but you won't be if you take another step. 1263 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:33,750 I thought you were captured by P-anon. 1264 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:34,916 I am P-anon. 1265 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:36,916 I've always been P-anon. 1266 01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:40,083 You’ve sold out your own people. Why? 1267 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,833 Why does anyone sell out? Money. 1268 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,416 Kruger pays me really well to write his speeches. 1269 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:47,375 Plus, I hate being disabled 1270 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:49,750 along with all the other retarded trash that’s in here. 1271 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:53,166 You write all that P-anon bullshit for Kruger? 1272 01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:57,208 I write all Kruger's speeches, including the one he's giving in Donville tomorrow. 1273 01:13:57,208 --> 01:13:58,916 Kruger’s going to be in Donville tomorrow? 1274 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:01,125 Yeah, but you'll be in an unmarked grave. 1275 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:03,958 Ow! 1276 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,875 [distant gunfire] 1277 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:08,958 That's got to be John. 1278 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:11,541 Get him! 1279 01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:16,166 You idiot! 1280 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:18,333 You destroyed P-anon! 1281 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,833 That was a practice shot. 1282 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:22,916 The next one's going right between the eyes. 1283 01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:38,416 Motherfucker! 1284 01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:48,041 John! 1285 01:14:48,041 --> 01:14:49,833 You all right? 1286 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:53,208 Guys, I don't think I'm going to make it. 1287 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:56,375 Kruger's holding a rally at Donville tomorrow. 1288 01:14:57,125 --> 01:15:00,125 Fux News is covering it. 1289 01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:04,208 You gotta get this on the air. 1290 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,208 I will. 1291 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:08,041 Billy. 1292 01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:11,041 Keep up the good fight. 1293 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:12,708 Don't worry. 1294 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,291 We won't give up. 1295 01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:17,125 And tell Putin to go fuck himself. 1296 01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:20,125 He has no business being in the Asperger's community. 1297 01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:27,416 You’re in deep shit now, mister! 1298 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:34,500 You retards think you're getting away with this? 1299 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,375 President Kruger is going to make sure 1300 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:40,375 that all of you pay for this dearly. 1301 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:44,750 You stupid fucking moron! 1302 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:47,750 Oh! Oh, Jesus. 1303 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:50,791 I was only following orders. 1304 01:15:50,791 --> 01:15:53,250 Here's an order for you, asshole. 1305 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,958 Enjoy yourself. Karma’s a bitch 1306 01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:58,041 and she's on the rag. 1307 01:15:58,041 --> 01:16:00,291 [♪ thrash metal ♪] 1308 01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:02,000 No! 1309 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:14,041 Oh! Ah! 1310 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:18,291 Ah! 1311 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:26,375 [♪ hoedown music ♪] 1312 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,500 I'm gonna show you guys a little something. 1313 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:31,291 Show you guys a little something today. Okay. 1314 01:16:31,291 --> 01:16:32,583 All right. 1315 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:35,583 Make my dad proud of me. That's right. 1316 01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:37,000 Yeah. 1317 01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:43,666 Oh. Oh! 1318 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:52,041 Nice shot, Kyle. 1319 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,875 Woo! 1320 01:16:57,875 --> 01:16:59,625 That was a clean kill, wasn't it, Dad? 1321 01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:03,208 It sure was, Junior. 1322 01:17:06,666 --> 01:17:10,833 Yes. Copy that. 1323 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,750 Yes, I'll tell him. 1324 01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:19,625 Sir. I'm sorry to interrupt, sir. 1325 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:22,166 Oh, great. What is it? 1326 01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:24,750 A bunch of retarded rebels and Fartbomb 1327 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:28,625 have released all the tards from the Donville Concentration Institution, sir. 1328 01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:30,541 Well, that's just perfect. 1329 01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:33,375 You'll have to double the security for my speech in Donville. 1330 01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:35,041 Yes, sir. But there is some good news. 1331 01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:37,333 We found their vehicle. They must have abandoned it. 1332 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,958 Abandoned it? Why? 1333 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,333 They ran out of gas. 1334 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,666 - Totally. I just... - Oh! 1335 01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:46,875 God damn it, Junior! 1336 01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,375 Watch where you aim that thing. 1337 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,250 You almost got me. 1338 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,750 Sorry, Dad. 1339 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:52,833 Don't worry, son. 1340 01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:54,875 Just do better next time. 1341 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:56,875 Yeah. 1342 01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:05,666 Oh, thank goodness we found this shelter when we did. 1343 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:08,875 Hey, guys, while we have a few minutes 1344 01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:11,583 without fighting for the future 1345 01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:14,708 of our country, or killing bad people, 1346 01:18:14,708 --> 01:18:18,375 I realize I need to know a few things about you guys. 1347 01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:21,500 Well. 1348 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,750 I don't have to go over my backstory. 1349 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,250 Everybody knows about me and Cindy. 1350 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:27,375 True that. 1351 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,083 And all of you 1352 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:31,458 are pretty aware of my history too. 1353 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,125 And Manatee Lover’s. 1354 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:37,666 But what about Carmen and Raven and Alex? 1355 01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:38,583 Yeah. 1356 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:41,583 Oh, it's really a simple story. 1357 01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,250 We were strippers, and we were pretty good at it. 1358 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,750 And then Kruger came and fucked everything up. 1359 01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,375 Pretty good? Speak for yourself, lady. 1360 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:52,250 I was fucking great. 1361 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,541 All right. Yeah, you were pretty great. 1362 01:18:54,541 --> 01:18:55,541 Well, you were too. 1363 01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:58,541 Hey, enough of this false modesty shit. 1364 01:18:58,541 --> 01:19:00,583 Okay, okay. I was great, too. 1365 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:04,000 I got more money shoved in my crotch on an average Monday 1366 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,333 than most dudes make in a week. 1367 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:08,375 Anyway, we’d probably still be there, 1368 01:19:08,375 --> 01:19:10,333 except for two things. 1369 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:13,916 Our boss, aka Dominic, the douche bag, 1370 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,125 started pushing us to turn tricks. 1371 01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:19,791 He also started campaigning for Kruger. 1372 01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:21,416 The tricks we could have dealt with. 1373 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,500 You, maybe. 1374 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,250 Well, probably not. 1375 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:28,083 But the Kruger part? No way. 1376 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:31,291 And then one night, the asshole started putting the moves on us. 1377 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:35,500 He wanted a three way, and he got super aggressive about it. 1378 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:38,500 He wanted you and #MeToo. 1379 01:19:38,916 --> 01:19:39,833 Good one, girl. 1380 01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:45,416 Anyway, two powerful females can do quite a job on one asshole’s groin. 1381 01:19:45,416 --> 01:19:46,250 - Oh my groin! 1382 01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:49,250 He probably can't even function to this day. 1383 01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:54,500 And then we ran away, joined the resistance, and now... 1384 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:57,958 ...the only time we strip is for sex. 1385 01:19:57,958 --> 01:20:00,958 Now, if we could only find the right men to have sex with us. 1386 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,750 Guess you better keep looking. 1387 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:06,583 I'm sure the right guys 1388 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:10,291 are out there somewhere. 1389 01:20:10,791 --> 01:20:13,916 Well, I guess I'm up next. 1390 01:20:13,916 --> 01:20:16,500 Believe it or not, I was married once, 1391 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,083 to the greatest guy I've ever known. 1392 01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:22,500 Well, we weren't legally married, but we might as well have been. 1393 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,625 His name was Rick. 1394 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:27,416 We met in college, and it was love at first sight. 1395 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:30,958 We moved into a really nice neighborhood in Donville. 1396 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:32,833 For a while, things were great. 1397 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:35,666 Rick was a baker, and a really good one. 1398 01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:37,916 The cakes were to die for. 1399 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:40,708 Every birthday was a fiesta. 1400 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:42,750 But things got nasty. 1401 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:46,375 That nice neighborhood turned out to be a hotbed of transphobia. 1402 01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:47,541 And one day, 1403 01:20:47,541 --> 01:20:51,208 the neighbors descended on our house with clubs and told us to get out. 1404 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:54,625 Or they would take permanent steps to make sure we vacated. 1405 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:58,666 Rick argued and pleaded and oh my God, was he persuasive. 1406 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:01,208 But they beat him to a pulp anyway. 1407 01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:02,916 And then they came at me. 1408 01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:05,625 I ran for our car and got out of there. 1409 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:09,000 A few blocks away, I accidentally hit this old lady in another car, 1410 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,583 crushed her head, so I had to stop. 1411 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:12,916 Wait a minute, dude. 1412 01:21:12,916 --> 01:21:15,083 Coincidence alert! 1413 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,541 That was my evil grandma you hit. 1414 01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,208 Wow. Small world. 1415 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,291 Anyway, as I was saying... 1416 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:25,708 I was put on trial even though it was an accident. 1417 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:28,291 But President Osama pardoned me. 1418 01:21:28,291 --> 01:21:29,750 That was the good news. 1419 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:32,708 The bad news was that Rick died of his injuries. 1420 01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:34,083 And more bad news... 1421 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:37,500 When Kruger took office, he sent a warrant out for my arrest 1422 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:41,875 for being a pet project of President Osama, and also just for being transgender. 1423 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:45,250 So when I heard about the resistance, I was there. 1424 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:49,291 So sorry about Rick. 1425 01:21:49,291 --> 01:21:51,166 But here we are. 1426 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:54,166 And we’re all for one. 1427 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,333 Hey, guys. 1428 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:59,166 Kruger takes the stage in the town square tomorrow at 11 a.m. 1429 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,333 Okay. 1430 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,458 Look out, Kruger. 1431 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,833 Tomorrow will be the day. 1432 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:07,833 Yeah! 1433 01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:11,041 [♪ carnival music ♪] 1434 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,625 Great. 1435 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,375 Should have known security was going to be tight! 1436 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,083 So how do we get in? 1437 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:30,208 I think I found our solution, guys. 1438 01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:32,708 Great job, Manatee Lover. 1439 01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:35,625 I guess you're not just some sick, disgusting, 1440 01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:38,041 twisted pervert after all. 1441 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:39,708 Can you all go ahead of me? 1442 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:42,208 I really have to take a shit. 1443 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,500 You gotta take a shit now? 1444 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,750 Can't you hold it? 1445 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:50,500 Forget her, Will. If she's gotta go, she's gotta go. 1446 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:51,958 Hey, y'all, don't worry about me. 1447 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,958 I'll meet up with y'all later. 1448 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:10,416 - Hi. - Where do you think you're going? 1449 01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:13,833 Oh, I have, uh, clearance to serve food at Kruger's rally. 1450 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:15,166 Let me see your papers. 1451 01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:17,208 Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Uh... 1452 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,250 You know, I've, uh, I've been a supporter of Kruger's 1453 01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:26,250 for a long time, even before he became president. 1454 01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:27,416 Great guy. 1455 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:28,875 Sure is. You know, in fact, 1456 01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,875 I've been a huge fan of his way back. 1457 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:32,250 The TV show, all of it. 1458 01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:36,083 It's part of why I ended up getting permits so that I can serve, 1459 01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:39,000 you know, tacos here at the rally. 1460 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,208 Not those terrible, gross, disgusting Mexican tacos, though. 1461 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:43,333 You know what I'm talking about. 1462 01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:45,333 Good old fashioned American tacos. 1463 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,791 Yeah. Mexicans are too spicy. 1464 01:23:46,791 --> 01:23:48,333 It's way too spicy, right? 1465 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:51,625 Absolutely. So, we're good to go, right? 1466 01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:52,916 Heh heh heh. 1467 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:55,250 No! 1468 01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:58,791 [♪ suspenseful synth music ♪] 1469 01:24:02,916 --> 01:24:05,083 Ah! Dugong dicks! 1470 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,625 [jail door clangs] 1471 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,583 Well, well, well. 1472 01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:11,583 You libtards thought you were going to get away with this. 1473 01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:14,000 Luckily, 1474 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,000 we had a little help from someone you know. 1475 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,500 Alex?! 1476 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,583 That's right. 1477 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:26,166 I've been working with the government this whole time. 1478 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:29,250 How else do you think they found your secret resistance space? 1479 01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:32,500 And now, thanks to Alex, we have all six of you. 1480 01:24:33,583 --> 01:24:35,041 Why, Alex? 1481 01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:37,625 Why did you betray us? 1482 01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:40,625 Kruger doesn't care about transgender people! 1483 01:24:40,625 --> 01:24:43,875 Ha! Who cares if I'm transgender? 1484 01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:47,416 Kruger gives me money to throw the trans community under the bus. 1485 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:51,375 I go on conservative talk shows, and I tell them that I'm de-transitioning. 1486 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:55,708 I go on podcasts, and I tell people that transwomen are groomers. 1487 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:58,666 I start absurd discourse online 1488 01:24:58,666 --> 01:25:00,958 with ludicrous hot takes 1489 01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:03,625 to sow chaos amongst leftists. 1490 01:25:03,916 --> 01:25:05,750 Have you checked my Twitler recently? 1491 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:09,708 I have a million followers, and all of them with blue checkmarks 1492 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:12,208 that they've paid for themselves. 1493 01:25:12,583 --> 01:25:15,583 I identify as a PSYOP. 1494 01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:17,958 Why would I ever give up the grift 1495 01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:21,416 of being conservatives’ token trans bitch? 1496 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:24,583 But what about that story you shared with us 1497 01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:28,208 about getting run out of the neighborhood? 1498 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,208 You mean how your grandma got run over? 1499 01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:34,250 That was a drug deal gone bad. 1500 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:38,000 Luckily, Kruger pardoned me, and I've been in his service ever since. 1501 01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:40,750 You cocksucker! 1502 01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:42,375 I mean it this time. 1503 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:46,416 Only you're the one who will be doing the cocksucking, in prison, 1504 01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:48,375 and carpet munching for you two. 1505 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:51,333 Fuck you, you damn traitor! 1506 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,416 Ha ha ha ha! 1507 01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,333 Sorry. 1508 01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:55,083 Not interested. 1509 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,000 Well, 1510 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,208 I think my work here is done. 1511 01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:00,208 Thanks for the tacos and the meatballs. 1512 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:02,250 Wait, Caldwell. 1513 01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:03,333 What is it? 1514 01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:06,333 I'm sure this isn’t what you wanted. 1515 01:26:09,083 --> 01:26:11,958 Being the Mr. Smithers of the White House. 1516 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:13,291 What are you talking about? 1517 01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:18,208 The party that you are a part of wasn’t always like this. 1518 01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:22,166 What President Kruger is doing is for the good of the nation. 1519 01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,166 All these immigrants and people of color, 1520 01:26:25,166 --> 01:26:26,333 they're not helping things. 1521 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:31,833 And retards like you, 1522 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,916 you're not helping anything. 1523 01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,000 You're gross. 1524 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,541 But we are the nation. 1525 01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:43,666 People think pubic hair is gross. 1526 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,708 But you don't see men shaving it off. 1527 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:50,708 You're just being retarded because of your extra chromosome. 1528 01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:52,375 Am I retarded? 1529 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,416 Because the last I checked, 1530 01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:58,708 Nazis and racism were supposed to be enemies of our country. 1531 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,875 Like Hitler or Stalin. 1532 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:03,083 Our country is not racist. 1533 01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:04,500 That's not true. 1534 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,625 Really? 1535 01:27:06,625 --> 01:27:09,416 Then why are we being rounded up, 1536 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,333 like Hitler did to the Jews? 1537 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:16,291 Because that was President Kruger's orders. 1538 01:27:16,291 --> 01:27:18,583 Search your feelings. 1539 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:21,375 You know it to be true. 1540 01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:25,625 You’ve been duped into doing something un-American. 1541 01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:35,083 I've heard enough. 1542 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:38,083 Open the door. 1543 01:27:38,375 --> 01:27:41,375 [♪ suspenseful music ♪] 1544 01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:49,083 Go on, get out of here. 1545 01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:51,208 Thank you. 1546 01:28:12,583 --> 01:28:15,583 [♪ dark heroic music ♪] 1547 01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:28,791 Wait, Fartbomb! Have a heart! 1548 01:28:28,791 --> 01:28:30,208 Don't mind if I do. 1549 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:34,500 [Howie scream!] 1550 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,166 [Wilhelm scream!] 1551 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:48,875 We've got to get to that Fux News truck. 1552 01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:53,250 And we gotta get that video on the air. 1553 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,708 You're right. 1554 01:28:55,708 --> 01:28:57,541 Don't worry. Leave it to me. 1555 01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:00,541 I know what the Fux News people want. 1556 01:29:11,416 --> 01:29:13,833 I was wondering. 1557 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:15,958 What's a girl got to do to get 1558 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:18,666 sexually harassed around here? 1559 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:21,666 We’ll help you. 1560 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,875 [feminist punching] 1561 01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:28,500 My fellow Americans. 1562 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:32,208 The retarded rebels have won a small victory here in Donville. 1563 01:29:32,625 --> 01:29:35,458 A very small victory, believe me. 1564 01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:38,458 But we will crush them, and we will win. 1565 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,666 For this is America. 1566 01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:43,666 And in America, terrorism never wins. 1567 01:29:44,416 --> 01:29:46,250 At least not when they do it. 1568 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,875 You suck, Kruger. 1569 01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:49,291 Boo! 1570 01:29:49,291 --> 01:29:51,916 Guard! 1571 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:56,083 Well. 1572 01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:59,083 I guess punk really is dead after all. 1573 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,500 Are there any other objections? 1574 01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:04,250 Not so fast, Kruger. 1575 01:30:04,250 --> 01:30:05,875 Oh, retard. 1576 01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:08,041 Did you get out of jail? 1577 01:30:08,041 --> 01:30:11,791 Your stooge set us free, after I gave him a good talking-to. 1578 01:30:11,791 --> 01:30:13,125 Ah, fuck! 1579 01:30:13,125 --> 01:30:16,833 You gave Caldwell one of those libtard speeches, didn't you? 1580 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,958 Well, I'm getting rid of that motherfucker before the end of the day. 1581 01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:23,166 In the meantime, I brought someone along for protection. 1582 01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,541 Bring her out, Sergeant Massacre. - Yes, sir. 1583 01:30:25,541 --> 01:30:29,291 - Wait till you see who's here. - Come on, you stupid bimbo bitch! 1584 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:32,250 - Cindy! - Dexter! 1585 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:34,958 All right. Make any false moves, 1586 01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:38,708 and Fartbomb’s bitch gets her brain splattered all over the cement. 1587 01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:40,958 Drop your weapons now! 1588 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,375 Very, very good. 1589 01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:51,958 Guard, give one of them a reward for their cooperation. 1590 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,333 Yes, sir. 1591 01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:55,291 Oh! 1592 01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:57,333 Manatee Lover! 1593 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:02,958 Tell... tell Dana I love her. 1594 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:06,375 How could you? 1595 01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:11,125 You're so evil. 1596 01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:13,083 Eh. So what? 1597 01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:18,666 You're not going to kick me in the nuts this time? 1598 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,208 Not this time. 1599 01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:23,666 Fuck you, King Kong Bundy. 1600 01:31:23,666 --> 01:31:25,208 (screams) 1601 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,125 Oh, no. 1602 01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:33,375 Oh my God. 1603 01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:36,375 [computer beeping] 1604 01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:41,083 [modem connecting] 1605 01:31:41,666 --> 01:31:45,875 Here at the Donville Concentration Institution, or C.I. for short, 1606 01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:49,291 we see retards being forced to walk in a circle for ten hours a day, 1607 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,041 listening to nursery rhymes. 1608 01:31:51,041 --> 01:31:53,416 Because no matter what the politically correct elite say, 1609 01:31:53,416 --> 01:31:55,458 that's all retards are good for. 1610 01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:58,125 Just one more example of the marvelous strides 1611 01:31:58,125 --> 01:32:02,250 we are taking to make America straight again. 1612 01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:04,708 [♪ “Pop Goes the Weasel” plays ♪] 1613 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:07,041 Did you hear the music stop, 1138? 1614 01:32:08,041 --> 01:32:10,041 Now get back in line. 1615 01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:12,375 Man, I'm tired. I need a poop. 1616 01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:15,000 I think I got a remedy for your problem. 1617 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,583 It’ll help jog your memory in regard to the rules. 1618 01:32:20,125 --> 01:32:26,000 Boo! 1619 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,041 Shut up. 1620 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:30,041 I am your emperor! 1621 01:32:30,041 --> 01:32:32,375 What’s happened to you people?! 1622 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:36,416 I am your God! Shut up! 1623 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:39,708 [♪ triumphant music ♪] 1624 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,833 Chief! You're alive! 1625 01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:49,000 No shit. 1626 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,833 Oh! 1627 01:32:51,041 --> 01:32:53,083 Oh, Dexter! 1628 01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:56,083 - Cindy! - Oh! 1629 01:32:57,583 --> 01:33:00,625 Out of my way, loser! 1630 01:33:05,125 --> 01:33:06,291 Shit! 1631 01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:08,708 That motherfucker's getting away. 1632 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:10,083 What are you going to do about it, Billy? 1633 01:33:10,083 --> 01:33:13,958 Oh, I'm going to catch that big piece of shit and flush him down the toilet. 1634 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:17,416 Go, we’ll handle it from here. 1635 01:33:17,416 --> 01:33:18,625 Take care of Cindy. 1636 01:33:18,625 --> 01:33:21,750 Dexter, hurry. I need you! 1637 01:33:24,416 --> 01:33:26,833 Let's see what this baby can do. 1638 01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:28,958 [engine sputters] 1639 01:33:29,291 --> 01:33:31,500 Shit! 1640 01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:33,333 Out of gas. 1641 01:33:33,333 --> 01:33:36,333 What are we going to do now? 1642 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,500 [♪ angelic tones ♪] 1643 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:47,625 [♪ pursuit music ♪] 1644 01:33:47,625 --> 01:33:51,166 [♪ (Once again, it’s not the Batman theme) ♪] 1645 01:34:10,708 --> 01:34:12,333 Aaaahhh! 1646 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:17,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! 1647 01:34:20,125 --> 01:34:22,416 - He killed an elder. - Bastard! 1648 01:34:22,416 --> 01:34:26,125 I'm going to get you, fuzzy headed cock monger. 1649 01:34:26,125 --> 01:34:28,333 Ha ha ha ha! 1650 01:34:34,791 --> 01:34:36,958 [zapping whoosh] 1651 01:34:37,375 --> 01:34:41,458 Aaaah! 1652 01:34:44,833 --> 01:34:50,125 [♪ angelic choir ♪] 1653 01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:03,250 [car doors slam] 1654 01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:11,166 No, Fartbomb! 1655 01:35:11,166 --> 01:35:12,625 What? 1656 01:35:12,625 --> 01:35:15,625 We gotta bring him back to town so he can face justice. 1657 01:35:17,541 --> 01:35:19,541 [sigh] 1658 01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,000 All right, Kruger. 1659 01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:29,583 You've given this country red, white, and blue balls. 1660 01:35:29,833 --> 01:35:32,833 Now we're going to make sure you get a happy ending. 1661 01:35:33,166 --> 01:35:35,333 [♪ happy ending music ♪] 1662 01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,291 [crowd cheering] 1663 01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:45,125 - Yeah! 1664 01:35:49,250 --> 01:35:51,000 My fellow Americans. 1665 01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:54,125 Lend me your ears. 1666 01:35:54,125 --> 01:35:56,208 We the people should know 1667 01:35:56,208 --> 01:35:58,750 what a racist dictator 1668 01:35:58,750 --> 01:36:00,458 when we see one. 1669 01:36:00,458 --> 01:36:02,750 I have Down's syndrome. 1670 01:36:02,750 --> 01:36:07,375 And even I know this asshole is retarded, 1671 01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,291 not me. 1672 01:36:10,291 --> 01:36:14,708 We've made mistakes in this country. 1673 01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:19,250 Mistakes we can never make right. 1674 01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:23,375 But we have to learn from the past, 1675 01:36:24,041 --> 01:36:27,041 or there is no future. 1676 01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:30,333 Yeah, we've all been clown raped by this guy right here, 1677 01:36:30,333 --> 01:36:32,916 people with disabilities and regular people. 1678 01:36:32,916 --> 01:36:34,625 Fucking asshole. 1679 01:36:34,625 --> 01:36:35,916 That's right. 1680 01:36:36,041 --> 01:36:41,083 All of us have paid the price for electing this ass monkey. 1681 01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:43,291 We all got the right to get married, to fuck as people 1682 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:45,500 to fuck as people with disabilities 1683 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,333 chase ass, get drunk, and live our lives. 1684 01:36:48,625 --> 01:36:51,208 That’s what we all have the right to do. 1685 01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:54,208 So fuck trans- and homophobia, 1686 01:36:54,416 --> 01:36:56,583 anti-Semitism, 1687 01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:59,875 fascism, Islamophobia, 1688 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:03,083 communism and racism. 1689 01:37:03,083 --> 01:37:05,791 We can make our world 1690 01:37:05,791 --> 01:37:07,458 a better place 1691 01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:11,041 if we learn from our own bullshit. 1692 01:37:11,041 --> 01:37:14,458 We must acknowledge our mistakes 1693 01:37:14,458 --> 01:37:18,875 and move forward into a bright future for everyone. 1694 01:37:19,208 --> 01:37:22,208 Way to go, Billy. 1695 01:37:22,583 --> 01:37:25,166 [crowd cheering] 1696 01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:27,125 But before I move forward, 1697 01:37:27,125 --> 01:37:30,125 we have some unfinished business to take care of. 1698 01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:33,458 So stick around, folks. 1699 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:36,166 This is gonna be fun. 1700 01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:37,083 Are you ready? 1701 01:37:37,083 --> 01:37:40,083 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1702 01:37:40,291 --> 01:37:43,291 Yeah. 1703 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:46,166 You know what they say. 1704 01:37:46,166 --> 01:37:47,458 Hair today... 1705 01:37:47,458 --> 01:37:50,458 You wouldn't dare. 1706 01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:56,125 gone with the wind. 1707 01:37:57,708 --> 01:37:59,291 Hey... 1708 01:38:00,541 --> 01:38:03,333 What have we here? 1709 01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:06,333 It's your trusty old hairbrush. 1710 01:38:06,750 --> 01:38:09,541 You won’t be needing this anymore. 1711 01:38:09,541 --> 01:38:12,541 No more hair to brush. 1712 01:38:13,708 --> 01:38:16,250 But I have an idea. 1713 01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:19,125 You're long overdue for a good spanking. 1714 01:38:19,125 --> 01:38:22,125 What? 1715 01:38:25,791 --> 01:38:28,500 [crowd laughing] 1716 01:38:30,541 --> 01:38:32,541 Not so fast, mister. 1717 01:38:32,541 --> 01:38:35,541 Let's see what you're hiding. 1718 01:38:37,125 --> 01:38:40,125 [uproarious laughter] 1719 01:38:41,166 --> 01:38:44,166 That's gross. 1720 01:38:44,458 --> 01:38:48,333 It's like looking into a Ziploc bag 1721 01:38:48,333 --> 01:38:51,708 that's been crumpled a thousand times and thrown into the ocean. 1722 01:38:53,875 --> 01:38:55,666 Small, yet able to 1723 01:38:55,666 --> 01:38:58,666 kill baby squids and octopi. 1724 01:38:59,541 --> 01:39:02,541 Oh. It's like that. 1725 01:39:02,541 --> 01:39:05,750 Hey, look at that little guy. 1726 01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:09,625 What a teeny weeny wiener! 1727 01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:11,750 You motherfucker! 1728 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:14,750 Watch your mouth, pal. Get over my knee. 1729 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:18,000 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1730 01:39:18,541 --> 01:39:21,541 (Kruger) Ow! Ow! 1731 01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:22,916 Come on. 1732 01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:25,291 Oh! Ow! 1733 01:39:25,291 --> 01:39:37,208 Ow! Oh! 1734 01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:42,333 Now I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses. 1735 01:39:43,416 --> 01:39:46,416 Now your butt is nice and hot. 1736 01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:48,833 Bring all the molasses. 1737 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:54,166 Ah! Ah! 1738 01:39:55,416 --> 01:39:58,416 [hissing] 1739 01:40:02,250 --> 01:40:03,375 - Oh my God. 1740 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:07,791 Oh my God! 1741 01:40:07,791 --> 01:40:10,791 Ah ah! 1742 01:40:16,458 --> 01:40:18,708 Now, you little rapscallion, 1743 01:40:18,708 --> 01:40:19,458 have you settled down? 1744 01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:20,458 Fuck you. 1745 01:40:20,458 --> 01:40:21,666 Such language. 1746 01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:23,375 Maybe I should put you over my knee again? 1747 01:40:23,375 --> 01:40:26,625 No no no no no no! No more spanking, 1748 01:40:26,791 --> 01:40:27,791 no more spanking, 1749 01:40:27,791 --> 01:40:30,500 please please please please. 1750 01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:33,125 Have you learned your lesson? 1751 01:40:33,125 --> 01:40:34,708 Yes. 1752 01:40:34,708 --> 01:40:37,708 Yes what? 1753 01:40:38,333 --> 01:40:40,000 Yes, sir. 1754 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:42,208 What was that? I can't hear you. 1755 01:40:42,208 --> 01:40:43,250 Yes, sir. 1756 01:40:45,125 --> 01:40:46,833 What was that, soldier? 1757 01:40:46,833 --> 01:40:48,750 Sir! Yes, sir! 1758 01:40:49,083 --> 01:40:52,083 More, more, more, more! 1759 01:40:52,916 --> 01:40:55,125 More, more, more, more! 1760 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,208 Well, folks, 1761 01:40:58,208 --> 01:41:01,208 he says he's learned his lesson. 1762 01:41:02,416 --> 01:41:05,375 Do you think he's had enough punishment? 1763 01:41:05,375 --> 01:41:08,375 No, more! 1764 01:41:10,375 --> 01:41:12,750 Fartbomb. Bring on the Nair. 1765 01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:15,750 No! No! No! No, not the Nair! 1766 01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:18,250 I’m gonna fuck your follicles, bitch! 1767 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:19,791 Anything but the Nair! 1768 01:41:19,791 --> 01:41:22,541 Please! 1769 01:41:22,541 --> 01:41:24,250 This is for Cindy. 1770 01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:26,416 Aaaaah! 1771 01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,291 You fucking pricks! 1772 01:41:29,291 --> 01:41:31,416 Look what you've done. 1773 01:41:31,416 --> 01:41:34,416 More! More! More! 1774 01:41:35,250 --> 01:41:37,375 I’m melting! 1775 01:41:37,375 --> 01:41:39,333 Oh, what a world. 1776 01:41:39,333 --> 01:41:41,416 What a world. 1777 01:41:41,416 --> 01:41:44,666 Who thought a retard like you could destroy 1778 01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:47,666 my beautiful bigotry? 1779 01:41:48,833 --> 01:41:52,125 Look out! Look out. 1780 01:41:52,125 --> 01:41:56,041 I'm going. I'm going. 1781 01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,208 [hissing and sizzling] 1782 01:42:04,750 --> 01:42:07,583 Ooh, man. Wow. 1783 01:42:07,583 --> 01:42:10,166 I always knew he was full of shit, 1784 01:42:10,166 --> 01:42:13,166 but who guessed that much? 1785 01:42:14,875 --> 01:42:17,875 [♪ pensive music ♪] 1786 01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:24,041 Hi, Dana. 1787 01:42:24,041 --> 01:42:25,833 I knew you and Manatee Lover 1788 01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,833 had some chemistry going on, 1789 01:42:29,375 --> 01:42:30,916 but he won't be coming back. 1790 01:42:32,541 --> 01:42:34,625 He got blown up. 1791 01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:38,875 So me and the guys have decided 1792 01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:42,416 to give you the only thing 1793 01:42:42,750 --> 01:42:45,750 left of your lover. 1794 01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:55,125 [Dana snorts] 1795 01:42:58,583 --> 01:43:01,125 [grunting] 1796 01:43:01,916 --> 01:43:04,875 Oh, come on, Billy, let's get out of here, man. 1797 01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:06,500 This place is bullshit. 1798 01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:08,958 We gotta go. 1799 01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:13,541 [♪ news stinger ♪] 1800 01:43:13,541 --> 01:43:15,666 Breaking headline news. 1801 01:43:15,666 --> 01:43:20,875 President Donald J. Kruger was unceremoniously divested of his silver mane 1802 01:43:20,875 --> 01:43:24,500 and administered a sound spanking with his own hairbrush 1803 01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:27,583 by new national hero Billy Bates. 1804 01:43:27,833 --> 01:43:30,333 Yeah! Yeah! 1805 01:43:30,333 --> 01:43:31,500 Yes. Yes. 1806 01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:34,166 Kruger has left behind a legacy. 1807 01:43:34,166 --> 01:43:37,166 A legacy of the abuse of a nation, 1808 01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:40,500 the attempted ruination of an entire planet, 1809 01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:46,083 and the mistreatment of every single minority group known to man, 1810 01:43:46,708 --> 01:43:51,208 as well as being, in my personal opinion, a smelly pile of shit. 1811 01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:53,875 The famous Kruger hairbrush will be on display 1812 01:43:53,875 --> 01:43:56,875 at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C.. 1813 01:43:57,333 --> 01:43:59,166 In related news, 1814 01:43:59,166 --> 01:44:02,125 all concentration institutions will be immediately closed 1815 01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:05,000 and their prisoners will be set free. 1816 01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:08,458 In more news, missing political adversaries 1817 01:44:08,458 --> 01:44:14,041 John McBain, Mallory Minton and Derek Osama have been located 1818 01:44:14,041 --> 01:44:19,083 close to starvation, but still alive in a slave labor camp in Russia. 1819 01:44:19,416 --> 01:44:25,625 Finally, a special video titled The Ignominious Demise of Donald J. Kruger 1820 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,416 will be distributed free, 1821 01:44:27,416 --> 01:44:31,791 whether people voted against him or supported him, like the late Kanye West. 1822 01:44:32,458 --> 01:44:35,166 Wait, isn't Kanye West still alive? 1823 01:44:35,166 --> 01:44:36,291 Nigga, please. 1824 01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:38,708 So, Billy, what do you think you're going to do now? 1825 01:44:39,791 --> 01:44:42,791 I think I’ll fix up Nate’s house to live in. 1826 01:44:43,458 --> 01:44:46,166 He did a lot for me. 1827 01:44:46,166 --> 01:44:47,625 How about you, Will? 1828 01:44:49,416 --> 01:44:51,333 Well, you know, 1829 01:44:51,333 --> 01:44:53,250 me and Raven going to go steady. 1830 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:55,708 Damn. For reals? 1831 01:44:55,708 --> 01:44:57,208 What can I tell you? 1832 01:44:57,208 --> 01:45:00,083 I have a thing for guys in wheelchairs. 1833 01:45:00,083 --> 01:45:02,791 Oh, it turns out they make me so hot. 1834 01:45:02,791 --> 01:45:03,958 You know, 1835 01:45:03,958 --> 01:45:07,000 once you go wheelchair, you never go back. 1836 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:10,000 Oh, whoa! 1837 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,000 Now, Cindy and I can return to my RV. 1838 01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:15,875 And I can go back to pro wrestling and crime fighting. 1839 01:45:15,875 --> 01:45:18,875 Not so fast, hot stuff. 1840 01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:23,583 I'm horny, and that's a crime you've got to start fighting right now. 1841 01:45:23,583 --> 01:45:25,291 I need the real thing. 1842 01:45:25,291 --> 01:45:27,416 Oh! Oh! 1843 01:45:27,416 --> 01:45:29,041 Fartbomb! 1844 01:45:29,041 --> 01:45:31,500 Carmen, how do you feel 1845 01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:33,916 about staying here with me? 1846 01:45:33,916 --> 01:45:38,500 Ooh. How do you feel about me taking you to bed 1847 01:45:38,958 --> 01:45:42,708 and riding you like a wild stallion all night long? 1848 01:45:44,083 --> 01:45:46,375 I feel like this 1849 01:45:46,375 --> 01:45:49,500 is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1850 01:45:49,916 --> 01:45:52,916 Oh, yeah, I know it is. 1851 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:57,208 I know it is. 1852 01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:04,416 Bye. 1853 01:46:06,208 --> 01:46:13,916 [♪ “Chromosome Crusaders” by Keith Jones plays ♪] 1854 01:46:14,833 --> 01:46:15,833 ♪ Look ♪ 1855 01:46:16,041 --> 01:46:17,750 ♪ they see my human existence ♪ 1856 01:46:17,750 --> 01:46:18,750 ♪ as a reminder ♪ 1857 01:46:18,750 --> 01:46:20,333 ♪ of what is insufficient ♪ 1858 01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:21,333 ♪ so they get clever ♪ 1859 01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,333 ♪ by defining better ♪ 1860 01:46:22,333 --> 01:46:23,666 ♪ by claiming I'm lesser ♪ 1861 01:46:23,666 --> 01:46:25,875 ♪ yeah I get it, it's an indignity ♪ 1862 01:46:25,875 --> 01:46:28,375 ♪ to actually greet wit no conclusion drawn ♪ 1863 01:46:28,375 --> 01:46:30,916 ♪ for just vibe me and mine got targets on us ♪ 1864 01:46:30,916 --> 01:46:32,250 ♪ plus bounties on our pelts ♪ 1865 01:46:32,250 --> 01:46:33,833 ♪ for standing up for us ♪ 1866 01:46:33,833 --> 01:46:36,208 ♪ and against what they got planning for us ♪ 1867 01:46:36,208 --> 01:46:39,250 ♪ yup da script don’t include downies and crips ♪ 1868 01:46:39,250 --> 01:46:42,583 ♪ 21 chromosome wit da extra drip yup ♪ 1869 01:46:42,583 --> 01:46:44,250 ♪ we want all to be free ♪ 1870 01:46:44,250 --> 01:46:45,250 ♪ especially my fam and ♪ 1871 01:46:45,250 --> 01:46:47,125 ♪ those thats gotta fight just like me ♪ 1872 01:46:47,125 --> 01:46:48,916 ♪ here comes da revolutionary ♪ 1873 01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:50,791 ♪ rollin squad deep in these streets ♪ 1874 01:46:50,791 --> 01:46:52,333 ♪ it’s quite necessary ♪ 1875 01:46:52,333 --> 01:46:54,500 ♪ peep we gotta watch each other sixes ♪ 1876 01:46:54,500 --> 01:46:56,291 ♪ cause all skin folk aint kin folk ♪ 1877 01:46:56,291 --> 01:46:57,875 ♪ some be snitches ♪ 1878 01:47:00,083 --> 01:47:01,083 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1879 01:47:05,291 --> 01:47:06,291 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1880 01:47:07,375 --> 01:47:09,333 ♪ Is it the chromosome crusaders ♪ 1881 01:47:10,833 --> 01:47:11,833 ♪♪♪ 1882 01:47:13,166 --> 01:47:14,416 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1883 01:47:15,250 --> 01:47:17,041 ♪ You ain't safe in these streets ♪ 1884 01:47:17,666 --> 01:47:19,333 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1885 01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:21,500 ♪ How ya say we don’t belong in a place ♪ 1886 01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:23,333 ♪ dat you stole it from the nations first ♪ 1887 01:47:23,333 --> 01:47:24,958 ♪ dats millennium of generations ♪ 1888 01:47:24,958 --> 01:47:26,833 ♪ watching y’all actively erasing ♪ 1889 01:47:26,833 --> 01:47:28,375 ♪ heritage and culture ♪ 1890 01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:30,666 ♪ turned mascots at gas stops by ♪ 1891 01:47:30,666 --> 01:47:31,916 ♪ colonial vultures ♪ 1892 01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:33,416 ♪ giving praise to enslavers ♪ 1893 01:47:33,416 --> 01:47:36,041 ♪ wit confederate sculptures on a freedom premise ♪ 1894 01:47:36,041 --> 01:47:39,250 ♪ ugly laws and eugenics for us huh ♪ 1895 01:47:39,250 --> 01:47:41,375 ♪ how dat fit in da scheme ya pitch ♪ 1896 01:47:41,375 --> 01:47:43,625 ♪ at least we can smell da bull y’all talkin ♪ 1897 01:47:43,625 --> 01:47:45,958 ♪ hear da whistles to get da dogs barkin ♪ 1898 01:47:45,958 --> 01:47:47,416 ♪ gon leave ya stretched ♪ 1899 01:47:47,416 --> 01:47:49,541 ♪ when dem liberators start sparkin ♪ 1900 01:47:49,541 --> 01:47:52,166 ♪ but of course y’all fall back to ya tried and true ♪ 1901 01:47:52,166 --> 01:47:53,833 ♪ if they get their freedom ♪ 1902 01:47:53,833 --> 01:47:55,625 ♪ they’ll take yours from you ♪ 1903 01:47:55,625 --> 01:47:57,041 ♪ you da softest fake ♪ 1904 01:47:57,041 --> 01:47:58,500 ♪ tough guys I’ve ever seen ♪ 1905 01:47:58,500 --> 01:48:00,333 ♪ trying to gatekeep the dream ♪ 1906 01:48:00,333 --> 01:48:02,791 ♪ so dats why we here da most unlikely team ♪ 1907 01:48:02,791 --> 01:48:08,958 ♪♪♪ 1908 01:48:08,958 --> 01:48:10,583 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1909 01:48:10,583 --> 01:48:13,541 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1910 01:48:13,541 --> 01:48:17,000 ♪♪♪ 1911 01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:19,000 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1912 01:48:19,416 --> 01:48:21,125 ♪ You ain't safe in these streets ♪ 1913 01:48:21,791 --> 01:48:23,333 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1914 01:48:23,333 --> 01:48:25,166 ♪ We got lovers of da manatees ♪ 1915 01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:26,250 ♪ Fart Bomb's ♪ 1916 01:48:26,250 --> 01:48:27,500 ♪ superhero flex ♪ 1917 01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,166 ♪ Carmen and Raven on deck ♪ 1918 01:48:29,166 --> 01:48:31,333 ♪ Alex, Chief, John da Aspie ♪ 1919 01:48:31,333 --> 01:48:34,250 ♪ then last me Will and Billy Badass ♪ 1920 01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:35,916 ♪ comin' to whop dat ass ♪ 1921 01:48:35,916 --> 01:48:38,041 ♪ hatin' fuckers stuck on ya isms and ists ♪ 1922 01:48:38,041 --> 01:48:39,958 ♪ yet insist you embody the ♪ 1923 01:48:39,958 --> 01:48:41,416 ♪ perfect example of ♪ 1924 01:48:41,416 --> 01:48:43,208 ♪ how dem dat follow should strive to be ♪ 1925 01:48:43,208 --> 01:48:45,208 ♪ especially because it need y’all ♪ 1926 01:48:45,208 --> 01:48:47,041 ♪ to get rid of undesirables ♪ 1927 01:48:47,041 --> 01:48:48,166 ♪ dat ain’t like ya ♪ 1928 01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:50,583 ♪ supremacy addicts ponytails or tangerine man ♪ 1929 01:48:50,583 --> 01:48:52,166 ♪ ya just gotta have it ♪ 1930 01:48:52,166 --> 01:48:54,750 ♪ movin wit absolute malice but we da savage ♪ 1931 01:48:54,750 --> 01:48:56,625 ♪ ableism and racism ♪ 1932 01:48:56,625 --> 01:48:58,291 ♪ ya can’t seem to kick da habit ♪ 1933 01:48:58,291 --> 01:48:59,500 ♪ feel fo ya bruv ♪ 1934 01:48:59,500 --> 01:49:00,500 ♪ shit gotta go ♪ 1935 01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:01,833 ♪ wit drop kicks and shoves ♪ 1936 01:49:01,833 --> 01:49:03,541 ♪ revolution won’t be live streamed ♪ 1937 01:49:03,541 --> 01:49:05,166 ♪ will be live I mean ♪ 1938 01:49:05,166 --> 01:49:07,166 ♪ ya witnessing it live, na mean? ♪ 1939 01:49:07,166 --> 01:49:08,166 ♪♪♪ 1940 01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:09,500 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1941 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:12,833 ♪♪♪ 1942 01:49:12,833 --> 01:49:14,708 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1943 01:49:15,541 --> 01:49:17,166 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1944 01:49:21,666 --> 01:49:22,875 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1945 01:49:23,458 --> 01:49:25,458 ♪ You ain't safe in these streets ♪ 1946 01:49:26,041 --> 01:49:27,666 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1947 01:49:29,041 --> 01:49:30,916 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1948 01:49:34,166 --> 01:49:36,041 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1949 01:49:37,083 --> 01:49:38,708 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1950 01:49:42,208 --> 01:49:44,083 ♪ Nothin' can save you ♪ 1951 01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:46,625 ♪ You ain't safe in these streets ♪ 1952 01:49:47,208 --> 01:49:48,833 ♪ The chromosome crusaders ♪ 1953 01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:58,750 [♪ “Down with the Down” by Sam Dyer plays ♪] 1954 01:50:00,333 --> 01:50:01,333 ♪ Somebody got there ♪ 1955 01:50:02,250 --> 01:50:04,125 ♪ Somebody got a freakin hold of me ♪ 1956 01:50:04,625 --> 01:50:05,625 ♪ My heart is racing ♪ 1957 01:50:05,625 --> 01:50:06,625 ♪ I got my own aces ♪ 1958 01:50:06,916 --> 01:50:07,916 ♪ I got my own beat ♪ 1959 01:50:07,916 --> 01:50:09,958 ♪ You’d better watch your tone Smith ♪ 1960 01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:11,875 ♪ I will knock you out ♪ 1961 01:50:11,875 --> 01:50:13,125 ♪ This is my town ♪ 1962 01:50:13,125 --> 01:50:14,125 ♪ We are number one ♪ 1963 01:50:14,125 --> 01:50:15,125 ♪ Above all the sound ♪ 1964 01:50:15,125 --> 01:50:16,875 ♪ I'm Down with the Down ♪ 1965 01:50:17,416 --> 01:50:19,208 ♪ You are on the top of the top ♪ 1966 01:50:19,625 --> 01:50:21,125 ♪ You better shut the *uck up ♪ 1967 01:50:21,208 --> 01:50:22,500 ♪ Back side one side ♪ 1968 01:50:22,916 --> 01:50:23,916 ♪ This is my side ♪ 1969 01:50:24,083 --> 01:50:25,375 ♪ You are not better than me ♪ 1970 01:50:25,666 --> 01:50:28,125 ♪ Because upside is not down with the down ♪ 1971 01:50:28,416 --> 01:50:29,416 ♪ This is not south ♪ 1972 01:50:29,666 --> 01:50:30,666 ♪ I live in your street ♪ 1973 01:50:30,958 --> 01:50:32,333 ♪ In this side of town ♪ 1974 01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:33,833 ♪ He’s chasin' me the back alley ♪ 1975 01:50:34,291 --> 01:50:35,291 ♪ Because he’s born with ♪ 1976 01:50:35,291 --> 01:50:36,291 ♪ Down with the Down ♪ 1977 01:50:36,791 --> 01:50:38,458 ♪ You’re going upstairs with me ♪ 1978 01:50:40,291 --> 01:50:41,958 ♪ I’m calling all the girls over ♪ 1979 01:50:43,041 --> 01:50:45,916 ♪ I’m calling all the girls for a date ♪ 1980 01:50:45,916 --> 01:50:47,541 ♪ I will pick you up until eight ♪ 1981 01:50:47,833 --> 01:50:49,625 ♪ You call me an office man ♪ 1982 01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,500 ♪ I will put your face in the sand ♪ 1983 01:50:51,500 --> 01:50:55,375 ♪ So who you calling me, Smith? A rag? ♪ 1984 01:50:56,375 --> 01:50:58,166 ♪ Look whose cross, you look like a pork ♪ 1985 01:50:58,166 --> 01:51:00,125 ♪ I will trip you, trip you ♪ 1986 01:51:00,125 --> 01:51:02,250 ♪ I will throw you on the ground ♪ 1987 01:51:02,333 --> 01:51:06,041 ♪ I will put you Down with the Down ♪ 1988 01:51:06,875 --> 01:51:09,791 ♪ Please I’m begging you, don’t do this ♪ 1989 01:51:09,791 --> 01:51:11,375 ♪ I can’t see my own feet ♪ 1990 01:51:12,083 --> 01:51:13,291 ♪ I can’t see my own fleet ♪ 1991 01:51:13,666 --> 01:51:14,833 ♪ Real Down is Down ♪ 1992 01:51:14,833 --> 01:51:15,833 ♪ All welcome is Down ♪ 1993 01:51:15,958 --> 01:51:16,958 ♪ This is my town ♪ 1994 01:51:16,958 --> 01:51:19,291 ♪ I live with my friends, what this sound ♪ 1995 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:20,500 ♪ This is my pad ♪ 1996 01:51:20,500 --> 01:51:21,500 ♪ I want to get my beat ♪ 1997 01:51:21,625 --> 01:51:22,625 ♪ Get outta here ♪ 1998 01:51:22,708 --> 01:51:23,708 ♪ I live with a beat ♪ 1999 01:51:23,916 --> 01:51:24,916 ♪ I’m not big ♪ 2000 01:51:25,208 --> 01:51:26,208 ♪ You wasn’t get a daddy ♪ 2001 01:51:26,541 --> 01:51:28,375 ♪ As we spoke I wouldn’t be a haddy ♪ 2002 01:51:28,375 --> 01:51:29,375 ♪ Get outta here ♪ 2003 01:51:29,583 --> 01:51:30,583 ♪ I love no smoke ♪ 2004 01:51:30,833 --> 01:51:32,916 ♪ Get outta here unless you get choked ♪ 2005 01:51:33,208 --> 01:51:34,208 ♪ It wasn’t a joke ♪ 2006 01:51:34,291 --> 01:51:35,291 ♪ I want to get a beat ♪ 2007 01:51:35,458 --> 01:51:36,458 ♪ Get outta here♪ 2008 01:51:36,583 --> 01:51:37,583 ♪ I’m Down with the Down ♪ 2009 01:51:37,791 --> 01:51:38,791 ♪ This is my beat ♪ 2010 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:40,000 ♪ This is my self ♪ 2011 01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,000 ♪ This is my town ♪ 2012 01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:42,000 ♪ This is my Down ♪ 2013 01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:43,416 ♪ It’s what I got here ♪ 2014 01:51:43,416 --> 01:51:44,416 ♪ This is my rhymes ♪ 2015 01:51:44,416 --> 01:51:45,416 ♪ Get outta here ♪ 2016 01:51:45,875 --> 01:51:46,875 ♪ This is my time ♪ 2017 01:51:46,875 --> 01:51:48,375 ♪ I be Big Daddy smoke ♪ 2018 01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:49,625 ♪ I will catcha you later ♪ 2019 01:51:49,625 --> 01:51:50,791 ♪ Peace ♪ 133762