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Hey, Captain.
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Oh, hey, what's up, Mom? Nothing. I'm
just getting to work. I'm a little late.
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I'm supposed to be there at 9, but...
Oh, yeah, you've got to be going. Yeah,
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know.
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I wanted to know, would it be okay if
Victor came through? We're going to put
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some video games on. Yeah, of course.
I'm working with his mom, so I'll just
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tell him... I'll tell her to pick him up
here. Oh, awesome. Cool. Oh, before I
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forgot, did you schedule that physical?
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Ugh, I mean, I feel fine. I don't know
why I have to go hate doctors.
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Nobody really likes doctors, but we have
to go to them, right?
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Do I have to? Yeah, you do.
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Fine.
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I'll do it. Okay.
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See you later.
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Later, Mom.
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Dude, I am going to wreck your ass so
hard. I'm going to fucking use your
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like a fucking hat. You're exhausting.
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Oh, such a pain.
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Hey, honey.
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What's up, Mom? Hi.
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So, how was the doctor?
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Yeah.
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It was good. Great.
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Yeah. You hate the doctor. How was it
good?
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It was a little cooler.
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Yeah, it was a chill doctor.
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What kind of tests did they do?
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You know, the usual. Mouth swab.
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Yeah. Cat swab.
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You know better than I do.
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Reflexes. Breathe.
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That stuff, you know. You didn't go?
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No, totally not. No, you didn't go. I
know you're fucking lying to me.
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Totally went.
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Yeah, it was great. No, you didn't. Good
times.
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You're a horrible liar.
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Fuck, man.
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You're horrible liars. Yeah.
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Whatever.
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I'll call them tomorrow.
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No. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. No,
there's no tomorrow.
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There's no tomorrow? We're doing this
checkup now.
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Now? Yeah.
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We're both qualified to do it. And we're
not letting this go another day because
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this is ridiculous. You had one job
today.
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You could have had the doctor. And you
couldn't do it. You could have had the
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doctor do it, but now your mom has to do
it. Yeah. It's a great idea.
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Totally good idea, Mom. I respect the
initiative, but.
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You had one job and you couldn't do it.
So guess what? Now it's my way.
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Come on. And now I'm going to do it.
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Let's just let him do it.
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Fine. Whatever. It'll be quick. It'll
be. Yeah, whatever. You know, so check
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breathing. Knock it out. Check our heart
rate. All right. Fine.
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All right. Sit up.
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I need you to take deep breaths.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Again.
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Now cough.
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A little harder, please.
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Okay, good.
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Seems to check out.
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Okay, honey, so I need to check your
breathing, okay?
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All right. All right, take a deep breath
in.
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Good. Take a deep breath in.
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Good.
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All right. Take a deep breath in.
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All right. Give me a good cough.
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Good. Your lungs sound healthy.
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All right. We done that?
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No. It's not over yet. All right. So now
I'm going to test your reflexes.
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All right, how did that feel?
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It felt like you hitting me in the knee,
but, you know, I guess we're all good
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now, right? We're done?
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No, we're not.
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Okay, so now I'm going to check your
reflexes.
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Okay.
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Good.
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Good.
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Can you see this one?
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Good. Ouch.
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Then didn't it hurt?
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We don't know.
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No. All right, so now I'm going to check
your blood pressure, okay?
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Okay.
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Good. Alright.
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Now last test.
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I hate this one.
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Open up and say ah, okay?
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Ah. Ah.
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Okay, everything's fine back here, but
you need to floss better.
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Whatever. Okay, so now I have to take
your reflex for your tongue.
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Okay, open wide.
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Ah.
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Good.
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That wasn't that bad.
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Yeah, not that bad.
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All right, so... That's it? We're done?
Finally? No.
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Unfortunately,
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the next part, we're going to have to
see their penis.
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What?
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Yeah. No, I'm not okay with that. No,
no, no, no. It's so weird, Mom.
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Come on.
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Well, we can swap.
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I don't... We can switch.
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Just let me feel a little less weird. A
little less weird?
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Yeah. Let's just get this shit done,
dude.
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Okay, so now I gotta unbutton these.
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Okay.
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Okay, looks healthy.
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Alright.
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You have any pain anywhere?
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No. Can you put it away now? No.
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Alright, give me a good cough.
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Good.
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Hmm.
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Does that feel fine? Nothing hurts?
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Yeah, everything's fine. Okay.
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Cough for me?
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And that doesn't hurt?
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No, ma 'am.
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Okay.
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Well, I sure am taking your time.
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You have to inspect every part of you.
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Yeah, make sure it's healthy.
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I think it's pretty healthy.
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I inspect it pretty much three times
every night.
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Me too, man.
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I know, I wash your clothes.
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How's your exam going?
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Good. So, we still have to collect the
stuff, though, right?
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Yeah, how's the exam going, though?
Good. Good? Okay, yeah. This thing is
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functional. Okay, good.
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Yeah, so is your sentence.
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Okay, so...
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How about I take the specimen from your
son, and you'll take the specimen from
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my son?
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Okay. Yeah, let's do that. That'd be
weird, you know? Yeah.
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Okay. Okay.
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Um, specimen?
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Oh, we're gonna milk you.
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What? Milk?
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Yeah. Yeah, we have to drain it, so,
um... We have to drain it. We can get a
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sample. We can get a sample and take
them to the lab.
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I've never heard that before.
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Just take a seat. It's gonna be tough.
Just sit down.
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Okay. You ask too many questions.
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Yeah, yeah. It's often.
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Is this one of those procedures that
gets done for every physical once you
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that age?
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No. No.
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It's a standard procedure. You look very
healthy.
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How's it going?
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Good. Is he healthy?
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Yeah. Good.
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How about yours?
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Yeah, it's very healthy.
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Yeah?
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Can't wait to milk him.
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We're just going to make sure we get all
the milk out, okay?
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Okay. You're not milking, like, a whole
bunch of guys at work, are you?
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I'm not sure whether it's any of your
business.
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All right, doctor, patient,
confidentiality.
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Are you
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comfortable?
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Yeah, I really am comfortable.
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Everything feels perfect.
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Is that good?
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You have to get this once a year, okay?
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Once a year, alright.
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I don't know why we were cleaning this
off.
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I know.
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Now you see what you were missing.
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Yeah. You might
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come back every six months then.
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Check up every two weeks.
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Does it usually take you a long time to
do this?
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No, not really.
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This is much more physical than I was
expecting.
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Yeah, they trained us for this in
medical school.
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She has her own profession.
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Yeah, we're specially trained.
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Your mom's very good at her job.
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Oh, shit.
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There's different techniques to this.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah Yeah,
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now we have an alternate form of milking
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How do you propose I'm doing that, if
not through this?
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Oh, we have our methods. We have another
idea.
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Okay, see ya.
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Dude,
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I can see your mom's boobs.
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Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.
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Oh, my God.
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Your mom's got a nice house.
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Dude, look at your mom's house.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Should we get back to our milking?
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Should
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we
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start the next phase?
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What's the next phase?
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Don't worry about that. I need you to
put your
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penis in my pussy.
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You might as well come from here.
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He's actually getting wet, Mom, real
quick.
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Don't make it weird.
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Your pussy gets really wet when you have
your thug dick in your mouth
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Oh, I finally feel so good.
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Wow.
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So that's what I've been flipping out on
all these years? Yeah, I tried to tell
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you, but you won't fucking listen.
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Jesus,
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mom!
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This is really good.
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Don't think that this is my idea.
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How's my mom looking at you?
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do it bro
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to the physical.
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Saturday Night Live.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Well, now what are you going to do with
a specimen?
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Was this all a setup?
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I thought you had to go to the doctor.
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We're going to have to do another
physical, I guess.
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Again?
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Again. Oh, Jesus.
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That's fine.
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You know what? Whatever.
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It's not so bad getting our physical.
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It wasn't a bad physical.
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Nah. We've got to send him off for
results.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome.
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I always know best.
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