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Do you believe they're 18?
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I can't believe it. It feels like that.
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I mean, I know we didn't see, like,
their first birthday. You know, all
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like, early stuff.
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But I feel as if they're grown men now.
It's crazy.
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I mean, even for their stepmoms, we're
still their moms. Absolutely. And we
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watched them grow up. Absolutely.
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And it's crazy. They just grew up like
that.
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I am just so excited for the birthday
party, though. We've got decorations.
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We've got presents.
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Yeah, you are, right?
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I guessed you about the presents.
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I guessed you that I could find them.
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You don't have to. Do you not have
presents?
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Uh, shit. I guess you don't have any
presents.
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Okay, well, maybe they won't notice.
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Well, their friends will be here.
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Yeah, it's going to be a full house.
Yeah. It's going to be so much fun. Yep.
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Okay, so you got the friends, the
balloons.
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We have a cake. You did get that cake. I
did get the cake. Oh, my God. Okay.
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I kind of did get that one. Oh, I see it
over there. Yeah, it does. Oh, that's
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cute. Yeah. What kind of cake is it?
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Huh? Did it say, like, happy birthday on
it?
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I don't know.
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Usually a cake.
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It was great. It was great.
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Yeah, it's got blue and orange and...
Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.
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I love it. I'm excited.
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We have a mystery group over there.
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Yeah. You want to start?
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They're so cute.
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It's easier to go that way.
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But then you're going to undo those
ones. Oh,
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so we can go like this? Yeah.
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Did you have some?
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Maybe they're in my car.
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Hold on, let me go.
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Okay.
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I wonder if I can do two at a time.
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That doesn't look bad, I guess.
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I don't know. You've got to get it.
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It
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worked.
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This is it?
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Yeah.
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I found a room.
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Cool. But there was a bag in my
backseat.
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Okay.
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With an invitation to me.
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Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me.
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Did you say that the invitations are in
your backseat?
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I'm going to tell mom that the book's
about this.
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Don't know what happened.
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So we don't have the presents and we
don't have the guests?
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I forgot to tell you.
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Um,
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but I found... Okay, well we have
Twitter boys.
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And so I have... What are you doing for
my birthday?
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The boys are going to be down in a
minute.
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what we can do.
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So, why don't we just keep decorating
and maybe one of us can come up
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with a really good idea in the meantime.
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Okay, yeah. We'll just keep decorating
and do a little brain work with that.
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Yeah.
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Dude.
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Yeah. 18, man.
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Let's go.
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Can you believe it, dude?
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I've only been waiting for 18 years.
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I can't wait till this party though,
man.
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I'm fucking excited. We got presents,
guests, girl become girls coming over.
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I hope they got, oh my God.
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Dude, mom invited everybody.
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Everybody is going to come.
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Like literally, I'm trying to get a low
drop from 50 on the call.
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You think I can get it in that?
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Yeah. I mean, fuck it.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, dude, that's awesome. It's like
fucking gross poor hoes, you know what I
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mean? Oh my God. And I know like, In
fact, people have said if you don't use
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you lose it.
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Yeah, you gotta fucking use it. I'm
trying to use mine.
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If you're not going to use it, why have
it sit there? You know what I mean?
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Dude, honestly, we're 18.
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I can't stop thinking about pumping
everything, smoking everything, in
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I'm ready to rock and go, but... It's a
triple crown.
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Dude, let's go downstairs and get some
fucking cake.
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Yeah.
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What are we waiting for?
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I saw this.
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This smells like a dick.
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Why does it smell like that? I don't
know. It smells exactly like a dick.
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I've never smelled a balloon that smells
so much like a penis.
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Is that what it smells like? No.
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Did you, you don't want to wake your
mom?
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You should do it now. No, we should just
have a cake. Yeah, let's have a cake
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now.
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I mean, do you really want a bunch of
random people from the gas station
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around? I heard that nobody is gas
neighbors.
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That would take so much time.
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All the random people are, I don't know.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. Maybe a cake fight.
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A cake fight?
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I don't know.
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This looks amazing.
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Yeah. Honestly, I'm surprised that
there's even a curriculum on it.
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I wonder what kind it is.
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Okay, we'll find out.
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I don't think we can get it.
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Look at this!
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Oh my god!
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Okay, there we go. So good.
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Okay, there we go. Thank you. I mean, I
could spend the next 25 minutes in your
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camera.
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Can I help you? Please, because
otherwise... What, I throw you 18?
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Or is this many in there? Oh, yeah, I
don't know. I was pregnant.
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Just throw them in there.
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Mom, that'll be fine.
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Do we open these soon?
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Yeah, I want to open these.
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Soon. Soon. Really soon.
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Let's just enjoy the day's festivities.
Yes.
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We're going to have so much fun. Don't
even think about the plastic bag.
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Oh, I forgot forks.
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What kind of cake is it?
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It says surprise.
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Oh, my gosh. Brooklyn.
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Yeah, there's no one here yet.
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No. Listen, it's just your room sitting
out there.
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Yeah. What did you invite them?
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Let's do the cake first, and then we'll
discuss that later.
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Yeah. And I feel like eating cake was
your thing anyway, so.
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I mean, I guess that's true, yeah. You
wanted to eat it first, right?
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Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, but like no one.
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Do you want to do that?
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That's really good.
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Mom, thank you so much.
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Yeah, thank you, Mom.
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You're welcome.
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That's super sweet.
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So, uh, what time did you guys invite
the guests?
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Yeah, where's everybody?
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Yeah, I figured, like, Gumby would be
here by now.
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That's what I was expecting, yeah, for
our birthday. Shoot, I thought they were
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going to be here for the cake. Maybe
it's going to be, like, a big after
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or something.
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I think they're hiding. Is everyone
hiding? Oh, it's a fucking surprise
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It is a surprise party, yeah.
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That's why no one's here with us, with
all of our friends.
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Well, maybe after the speech we could go
out on the pool, but it might be a pool
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party.
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Yeah.
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So, how do we fun this thing?
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We decided there would be more fun if it
was just us.
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Yes. We did. We did that on purpose.
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Internet family.
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No birthday.
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Yeah! Yay, birthday!
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What if we could play board games,
maybe?
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Or... Well, what about our friends?
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Yeah, well... Board games?
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Is danger... Is danger coming?
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There's so much more to do. Look, maybe
the other side is where we play. Should
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we check?
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You guys know we only turn 18 once,
right? Like, you don't invite anybody?
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Is this birthday room or what?
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I mean we're not even really related
like it's easier
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and cheaper I put a lot of money on the
gift whatever right so what if we
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gave a little money and we were the
strippers you give me like a cool 18th
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birthday you know we're not related just
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I think I'm really related.
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Okay, what have I got for your son that
you got for my son?
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I mean, I guess that makes things less
awkward.
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Maybe he's super into it.
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I know. Ever 18 now, so.
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Your son is, I called third group like
four times today, alone.
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Dance is dancing.
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Well,
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you first do the dancing and then you
dance.
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So what are we talking about?
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Well, let's just see where it takes us.
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You know, it's their 18th birthday. If
you don't want to go all out and you
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might want to make this a shitty
birthday party, that's up to you. Are
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kidding me? It's already a shitty
birthday?
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Exactly. You never would. So, obviously,
we're just going to kind of play it
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out. Oh, that's a challenge. Okay, fine.
Okay, fine.
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They're going to love it. They're going
to freak. It's going to be like one for
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the book, you know?
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Let's see if that way I have it.
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Pardon me.
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Worst birthday ever.
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I can't believe it.
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Hi, guys.
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So, we decided that in order to make
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your birthday any better and more fun
for you, and we'll birth.
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We're really sorry.
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Yes, at least about the presents.
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So sorry.
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It's our 18th birthday.
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You forgot our presents, too?
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We have a present.
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There's a present.
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So,
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we had an idea.
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Really? You guys are?
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Yes. So, last thing I want you to do is
have a bad birthday party.
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So, yes, we are the strippers.
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So, do you want a lap dance?
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From my mom?
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Of course not.
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Request, request, request.
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Yeah. Request from your sexy...
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So I would be getting a striptease from
Brooklyn.
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Yeah. And maybe getting a striptease
from you. And Alaska.
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Maybe more. But we haven't started that
yet.
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Unless you want it.
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Yeah. I think that would be a good
present.
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That could maybe suffice for a little
while.
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Yeah. Probably fits.
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Maybe it'll work a little bit. That
would be a good present.
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Oh. We would be the height of sexiness.
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We would be flaming hot.
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This will get me ready for stand -up,
right?
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okay and then you okay what okay i like
i'm sure yeah okay yeah or at least
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i don't know
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My God, you got the fuck on these?
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Well, I'm fucking on these right now.
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I didn't brush them. They're probably
real fun.
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That's true.
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I mean,
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I get to them.
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Yeah,
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that's what my mom is talking about.
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That's why your tits keep in my mom.
What are you talking about?
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I'm thinking this. It's actually going
to, sometimes it's tough to get somebody
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on a call.
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Look at that Brooklyn you're offering
that to me. That's... What's that? That
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was... Do you want a higher level?
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No, I'm good.
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We are best friends, though.
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So then, you know, I didn't even take
the dress off.
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Yeah, okay. She's little.
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Alright,
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so then here's what I usually do next.
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I could watch this butterfly all day.
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Fly everywhere.
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That butterfly was as old as you are
today.
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Is this what birthdays are always like
when you're an adult?
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Yeah. It can be.
253
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,740
I'm afraid to say that I'm in more
expectations than life.
254
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,960
I'm not saying I'm going to do this
every birthday unless you decide we
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Oh my gosh.
256
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:19,010
Oh my gosh.
257
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,770
Look at your mom. She does the same
thing.
258
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,970
Isn't this a good birthday so far?
259
00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:53,470
Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, from a weekly
point of view, it could be better.
260
00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:56,150
Oh,
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00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:00,090
you're like, you know, close your eyes
first. Can you fuck him a little bit?
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I'm in.
263
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,410
Oh, please, I'm back.
264
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,220
I think your first is serious.
265
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,800
Better be your first is serious.
266
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,960
Seriously, you better be your first.
Yeah.
267
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,640
Yeah. Very, very serious.
268
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:30,200
Should I take you somewhere where you
wouldn't?
269
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,020
Huh?
270
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,880
You're not good in the under.
271
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,380
Take them off.
272
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880
There it is.
273
00:23:40,679 --> 00:23:41,679
You ain't done.
274
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,120
Maybe it's because you're my best
friend.
275
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:22,580
You're not good at this.
276
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,840
You're not great at this.
277
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:38,860
Oh my god.
278
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,640
This is the best birthday ever.
279
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,140
Yes, that's right.
280
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:13,140
Oh my goodness.
281
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,720
Oh my
282
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,760
goodness.
283
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,540
Happy birthday.
284
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,120
Dang. Oh my gosh.
285
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:13,560
Dude, your mom knows exactly what she's
doing.
286
00:26:52,289 --> 00:26:55,090
Oh, wow.
287
00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:31,510
Is it better than the party?
288
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:49,210
oh my god oh yeah
289
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:39,900
Yeah, let's see.
290
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,990
Why don't you sit on my socks?
291
00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:09,070
Come on, it's his birthday.
292
00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:11,270
What, are you gonna tell that face no?
293
00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:12,530
Look at that face.
294
00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:14,910
Shred it off.
295
00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,050
Come on.
296
00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:21,010
I'm not gonna take care of your shoes,
you're gonna take care of mine.
297
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:22,790
So,
298
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,070
fine. I will take care of your son.
299
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:27,870
Okay.
300
00:29:29,530 --> 00:29:30,530
Happy birthday.
301
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,189
I'm going here.
302
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,190
Yeah.
303
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,380
Oh, fuck.
304
00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:12,870
Oh yeah, just like that mom.
305
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,180
Oh my god, yeah.
306
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,580
Make it go back.
307
00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:41,640
Oh my
308
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:48,280
god.
309
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,380
Oh my god.
310
00:43:32,490 --> 00:43:34,310
And then we'll go all the way down.
311
00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,610
Yes.
312
00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:39,390
Well, maybe we'll keep it, you know,
missionary.
313
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:44,570
I'm going to wear a pair or something. I
don't know. Come here. Okay,
314
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,710
missionary? Mm -hmm.
315
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:48,930
Okay. Yes.
316
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:51,830
Okay. Oh.
317
00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:53,710
Come on.
318
00:43:55,490 --> 00:43:56,468
Mm -hmm.
319
00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:57,470
Relax.
320
00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:01,610
Relax. Oh, shit.
321
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,660
Yes. Oh, and then I'm in the back.
322
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,660
Oh, oh, wow.
323
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:53,870
Brooklyn would be laying on the couch.
324
00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:59,470
Okay, we'll open it. It's your birthday,
so go ahead and place it.
325
00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,910
You're on top.
326
00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:06,230
Yeah, just reverse.
327
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:20,940
I think that's it.
328
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,180
Go ahead, you can keep going.
329
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Ready?
330
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:26,260
Oh!
331
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,620
your cupcake.
332
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,600
Brooklyn pull my balls down for me, you
can help me.
333
00:56:59,029 --> 00:57:02,090
Oh my gosh.
334
00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:04,150
I just came on your mom's face.
335
00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,830
A lot. I'm going to come on yours.
336
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,430
I can't believe you just came.
337
00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:16,870
Damn, you just came on my mom.
338
00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:19,070
It's payback, bro.
339
00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:20,428
I look good.
340
00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:21,430
Yeah, I mean.
341
00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:29,490
Well, I guess the only thing that we can
say is happy birthday, guys. Happy
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00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:30,490
birthday.
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